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The other ship had already landed by the time you awoke, landing out in the open, Bulma mounts her turrets to defend both ships in case anyone gets to close.

Still half asleep, you drag yourself out to greet the reinforcements. Most of them seem relieved that most of the situation on Namek has been dealt with, not to mention that their friends have been brought back to life. All of them except Goku, lamenting that he didn't get to fight anyone as strong as Frieza.

You're half tempted to slap him across the face, that he would treat Frieza like his own personal challenge, but you restrain the urge, he just doesn't understand.

What you are shocked by is how much stronger they all managed to get in the few weeks of training they got aboard their ship, while you were fighting here.

Goku himself has nearly caught up to yourself, just from exploiting high gravity training, and it seems every one's been buffed up to an enormous degree, King Kai apparently having trained all of them through Goku using his telepathy, only under even more extreme gravity then his home.

But the one that makes your jaw really drop is Gohan, the kid's barely five, and has a power level of 73,000, having blown past his mother with ease.

You tussle the kid's hair, telling him he did a good job, before he runs off to play with Nappa. That pissy little voice in the back of your head is griping again, about how he COULD have killed Frieza if he'd cheated and taken help from others.

You drown him out by humming a ditty Bulma liked to whistle when she was bored, as the reunited groups split up into smaller ones. You catch Teito and Yamcha slipping into another room out of the corner of your eye.

>Actually try and talk to Vegeta
>Now everyone's here, go take care of that gas cloud.
>Catch up with....
>Tell them about being a parent
>Write in
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>>41258403
>Tell them about being a parent
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>>41258403
>>Actually try and talk to Vegeta
Ghost Frieza voice in our head when?
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>>41258403
>Find space booze
>Consume Space Booze
>None for Bulma, she's got a baby
>let that slip in front of everyone while drunk
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>>41258403
Actually try and talk to Vegeta

Let's resolve this
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>>41258403
>Actually try and talk to Vegeta
We'll need to train more to catch up to Teito and not get left behind.
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>>41258442
If by train you mean get beat up by cell then yes.
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>>41258453
Either way. If we get tougher, it's a fair trade.
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>>41258403
>Actually try and talk to Vegeta
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>>41258442
>>41258419
This way lies the madness.

Seriously talking to voices of people we killed in our head might make us crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZ6GV3TO94
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>>41258490
Meh, we go crazy, we go crazy. Half the characters in Dragon Ball are batshit.
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>>41258490
And spending 20 years of your life running from a tyrannical mad man doesn't? Besides this is DBZ, voices in your head are normal, right King Kai?
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>>41258403
>>Catch up with Nappa

>Apologize for the beating we gave him
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>>41258419
>>41258431
>>41258486

Why talk to him? He was a whinny shit during his life, and death didn't improve him.

I'd rather spend time with Guru
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>>41258609
He is redeemable. Just. The Canon series proved that.
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>>41258609
If we don't apologize then he's gonna be a whinny little shit during all of OUR life
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>>41258609
To get him to shut the fuck up. Also to point out he's weaker than Raditz and Nappa now.
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writing dealing with veggie
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>>41258635
If it comes to worst, we can have Baba resurrect him, and beat him up again.
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We should wish Vegeta back as a human
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>>41258650
We should wish Vegeta back as a woman
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>>41258663
Eail, put your trip on.
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>>41258663
I genuinely think /tg/ has the worst posters out of any board.
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>>41258675
It's not quite that bad. It's just the subject material gives opportunity.
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>>41258663
As a futa centaur, with 2 wombs!
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>>41258700
and cow hands
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>>41258700
>>41258710

This, on the other hand, is a bit worse
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>>41258683
If you think about it, every /tg/ protragonist is basically the same. They'd be exactly the same if the QM didn't go to some effort to write them differently. I think /tg/ is the only board that can't roleplay.
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Chuckles! Save us!

>>41258735
Oh, come on, Blorp at least writes some unique characters
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>>41258735
Yea, /tg/ really makes an effort to make character cookie cutter without any interesting features.
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You step into a corner by yourself and shut your eyes, trying to focus on the former prince's voice.

"Listen here!" You interrupt his rant. "I'm getting sick of listening to your tirades, so it's time we hash this out."

If Vegeta has a body, you'd imagine he'd be doing a double take right about now. Oh no, there it is. The spiky haired little prince swims into your vision, ephemeral and grey, his lower half replaced with a ghost tail.

He takes a deep breath annnnnd..... "YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! I AM PRINCE VEGETA! I AM THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN! I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS AND THEN YOU WILL PA-"

Nappa approaches you, Gohan riding on his shoulders, "Ohhhh, I know that look." He mentions, Vegeta's voice still screaming at you "That's the 'Vegeta is yelling at me' look. As a professional psychologist, I suggest you seek therapy."

He starts to wander off and you tune back into the screaming, "-AND WHEN I'M DONE, I WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE!"

>Ask Nappa how to deal with him
>"Are you done now?"
>"What do I have to do to get you to shut up?"
>Write in
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>>41258841
>"Are you done now?"
"Seriously if I wasn't familiar with saiyan culture I would have said your father needed to beat you more as a child."
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>>41258841
>Ask Nappa how to deal with him

Tell Vegita that he is too weak to stay alive, and that we easily killed Freeza. Ask him why he is so weak.

Also we should start to worry about Freezas family. They might come after us, so we should do something about it.
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>>41258841
>Ask Nappa how to deal with him
>"Are you done now?"
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>>41258841
>"What do I have to do to get you to shut up?"
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>>41258841
>Are you done now?

Mention his comparative power level now.
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>>41258841
>"Wait, you're a psychologist?"
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>>41258841
>Ask Nappa how to deal with him

"Hey Nappa, think Vegeta would have been more chill as a woman?"
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My long term plan to deal with him is like this
1)Get strong enough to return to earth, and have free action there
2) have Baba resurrect Vegita
3) Take his hands and slap him saying "Why are you hitting yourself?!"
4)Get Raditz and Nappa do the same
5)???
6)Profit.
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>>41258795
It's rather interesting how that plays out, to bring up Eail, he manages to keep things surprisingly different with Broosel and Arctus. Bruce seems to have a constant sense of boredom and desire for more, while Tony Stark has an inner drive to fix things and is incredibly introspective.

They seem similar at first due to his writing style until you pay attention
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>>41258735
>If you think about it, every /tg/ protragonist is basically the same.


Not really.
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>>41258989
Good-ish guy(rescues innocents and stuff), who stays out of the spotlight, and has sex with girl(s).
Sounds familiar?
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>>41259042
Don't forget 'oh so witty' except without any actual wit.
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>>41259042
Again, see Blorp's quests

And Azure Earth
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>>41259042

Don't forget that they breathe air, have eyes, and aren't clinically dead!
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>>41259073
No idea what those are
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>>41259104
Names of QM's

Blorp did Evo Quest, Ogre Civ Quest and is doing Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest

Azure Earth did/is doing Hollow Quest Redux. There may be more, I dunno.
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"Are you done now?" You ask him.

Another inhalation. Oh joy.

As he begins another tirade, you snap your fingers at the retreating Nappa. "Hey, Nappa. Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted to get Vegeta to stop being a little bitch, how would I go about it?"

Nappa pauses, stroking his moustache in consideration. "Hmmm. Whenever he was throwing tantrums as little Vegeta, I used to take him for space ice cream."

You suck your teeth, "Anything that wouldn't involve giving him something?"

Nappa almost audibly whirrs as he tries to think of something. "I guess you could tell him we killed Frieza, I bet that'd make him really happy. He really didn't like that guy"

Vegeta's ghost is fuming, "SHUT UP NAPPA! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE, I WAS GOING TO KILL THAT DICK! MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

He lifts a hand, as if trying to blast his ally with an energy blast, but predictably nothing happens, serving only to irritate him more.

His hand drops, his fury going cold, "Oh, screw all of you." He grunts before disappearing from your sight, back into the recesses of your mind, at a guess.

>Anything else to say to Vegeta
>Forget him, catch up with
>Gas cloud time, (bring...)
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>>41259177
>You know, if you were less of a prick, and realised that you are now weaker than like, everyone, you might get somewhere with me.
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>>41259198
Yeah this'll do
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>>41259198
This.
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>>41259177
>"Hey, have you seen Frieza in hell yet?"
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>>41259042

>Good-ish guy(rescues innocents and stuff)

Happens when the character isn't a villain

>who stays out of the spotlight

I don't think I've ever seen that

> has sex with girl(s)

Happen when there is an option for it, aka in quests with romance/smut

Note that what you said could describe 90% of all the protagonists of any medium ever (aside from the "out of the spotlight" stuff, which I don't know where you got the idea), from the Monkey King to Luke Skywalker to Django
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>>41259177
>>Forget him, catch up with Nappa and Gohan

>Apologize for beating Nappa up and scaring the kid
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>>41259198

I'm not getting what's the goal of this.

Especially since him realizing he's weaker still doesn't mean anything to us
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>>41259351
it gives him something to chew on.
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"You know, if you were less of a prick and realised that you're literally weaker than.... pretty much everyone here, you might get somewhere with me."

All you get is some more mumbling about Saiyan pride, but his voice seems quieter then before. Maybe he wore himself out?

Still, if he wants to be a little whiner, you have other people to talk to. You catch up with Nappa and Gohan, keeping pace as they wander out into the open. "Look, both of you... I'm sorry for how I reacted. I shouldn't have attacked you Nappa, and I'm sorry for scaring you Gohan. It's just.... Nappa, you have to be more careful. Look what you caused to this planet after leaving your scouter on."

You gesture around at the torn landscape, the smoke still coiling in the sky. "Don't worry." Nappa tells you with a grin, "Bulma said she was going to make sure it never happened again, so she's building me a scouter that only broadcasts to you guys. No open channels."

Well, he's taking it well, considering you nearly beat him to death. Gohan, sporting a new haircut you can only guess was Chichi's decision, still seems kind of put off by you. "If I made a mistake like that, would you have done that to me?" He asks. The respect he had in his eyes when he looked at you on Earth seems to have gone.

Still, that's a loaded question.

>I wouldn't do it to any of our friends now.
>Write in
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>>41259412
>Yup, you could handle it. After all, you're a tough one, aren't you?
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>>41259412
>Well, I did it plenty with Teito and Risel, so yeah, sure.
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>>41259412
>People died, Gohan, of course I would.
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>>41259421
>>41259432
>>41259443
Any of these.
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>>41259412

>"No, Gohan. Even at my worst, I wouldn't have. Not to someone I consider a real friend."
>*sigh sorrowfully*
>"I understand what you think of me, now. Especially after all my talk about not letting rage consume you. I just hope I can re-earn what I lost, one day."
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>>41259412
>"Maybe. If you were older, and stronger, and durable enough to take a beating like that...and weren't smart enough to not make a mistake that resulted in the deaths of most of a planet in the first place."
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>>41259421
>>41259432
>>41259443
>>41259481

Please,you guys just want to troll, right?

I beg of you, please tell me you're not serious.
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>>41259412
>I would beat you to make sure you realized how ashamed you should be, but I wouldn't kill you. There are a great many things to be learned from shame, but nothing to be learned from death, except the Kaioken, apparently.
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>>41259515
Hey, Teito and Risel turned out GREAT.
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>>41259513
>>41259443
>>41259481
>>41259432
>>41259421


Kabu has demonstrated multiple times she would never, EVER do that to the people she care about.
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>>41259412
>"We spar all the time, taking beatings and pushing ourselves to learn from our mistakes, and get stronger. ...it might be a failing of mine that I really don't have a better way of telling Nappa how fucked a mistake he made than by beating him, but hey, Saiyans."
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>>41259531

Kabu never did that to Teito and Risel. The worst she ever did was extreme training
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>>41259541

Yeah, I think that the main deal with the whole "beatings with Nappa" thing rose from the fact that Nappa just recently joined with the group.

If it were any other member of the team, I think Kabu would have screamed at them and chewed them out to hell and back, and maybe even kicked them around a bit, but not beat them half to death.
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>>41259541
>>41259555
>You desperately struggle to get it on, wandering out, expecting a hostile boarding, only to find the girls fighting like rabid animals, clawing at each others faces, Risel seems to actually have the upper hand on this woman, sitting astride Teito.

>You dash over, pulling Risel up by her hair, pinning Teito to the floor with a boot. "GIRLS! What is this about?" You ask, sounding livid.

>Teito points up at Risel. "She said she was going to marry the prince and be queen!" She hisses. "But that's not happening, cos I'M gonna be the Queen."

>You groan inwardly. Teenagers. Forcing them further apart you think about what to do with them.

>You lift Teito by the scruff of her neck and bang their heads together. "Both of you shut up. You're fighting over a prince you've never met, to be Queen of an almost dead race?"
I don't get what you're finding so wrong about it, it's just tough love.
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>>41259412
>I would go easier on you , since you are kid. Nappa should had known better.

There is nothing wrong with punishing being suicidally dumb.
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I honnestly can't process how all those people decided to not only vote something so out-of-character it hurts, but is also completly stupid.


Kabu gets in murderous rage to protect who she care about, not AGAINST who she care about, people.

No, she didn't beat up her girls

No, she didn't beat up any of the Earthtling, even when they screwed up or pissed her off

Fucking hell, she didn't even beat up Raditz, even when she considered him to be a disgrace at best
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>>41259412
>I wouldn't do it to any of our friends now.

>>41259589

That's very different from beating someone within an inch of their life, and very different from venting frustration and rage at full power on someone.
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>>41259589

That's not beating up someone so hard they need hospitalisation.

We nearly KILLED Nappa
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>>41259412
>>41259493
second
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>>41259608
But no one did anything remotely as dumb as Nappa. Plus sayans have different standards for discipline. They call inhuman torture training.
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>>41259627
After Nappa nearly killed us.
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>>41259560

This
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Oh boy

>Yes if you screwed up this badly
>Not to a child, no
>Not to a friend, Nappa was just new
>I would go easier on you, but you'd need a lesson
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>>41259658
>>Yes if you screwed up this badly
>>Not to a child, no
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>>41259658
>Not to a friend, Nappa was just new
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>>41259608
If someone does endanger any of her and her own, she'll lash out at them, so she would do that to Gohan.
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>>41259642

Also the fact that Nappa was just part of the enemy team just a few days ago, and he has a chronic case of the stupids.

If he was just being careless and realized what he did, I'm sure it would have turned out differently.

>>41259658
>Not to a child, no
>Not to a friend, Nappa was just new

Plus Nappa was just a freshly defected enemy, he didn't seem to realize the enormity of what he did.

If it were anyone else, they'd probably beat themselves up worse over realizing that they possibly screwed up the only chance they had to resurrect their pals and fix all the damage caused by the Saiyan invasion.
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>>41259421
>>41259432
>>41259443
>>41259481
>>41259517
>>41259548
>>41259600
>>41259611

>Telling a kid we would have punished screwing ups by beating him within a hinch of his life

Great idea, guys!

>>41259637

Well, well after, once he accepted to work for us
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>>41259658
>Yes if you screwed up this badly
or
>I would go easier on you, but you'd need a lesson
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>>41259658
I would go easier on you, but you'd need a lesson
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>>41259658
>Not to a child, no
>Not to a friend, Nappa was just new
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>>41259658
>>Not to a friend, Nappa was just new
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>>41259689

I was arguing that rough-housing with Teito and Risel to get them to simmer down was very different from what went down with Nappa, in response to someone arguing that both of those things were essentially the same.
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>>41259658
>>Yes if you screwed up this badly

But seriously you probably can't do anything that dumb.

What Nappa did was beyond suicidal.
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>>41259681

No, because Gohan is included in "any of her and her own"
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>>41259732
>>41259695
>>41259693
>>41259667

>Telling a kid you'll beat him up if he fails
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>>41259733
Not when he does the dumb thing. Kabuya looks out for the rest of the flock and ignores the ones bringing it down. No one said she's perfect, but that's our MC.
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>>41259748
>being a pussy
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>>41259748
Yup, that way he'll learn. It's the Saiyan method, and we all turned out GREAT.
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>>41259749

No, that's not who she was, and that's not how she acted back then.

Beside, we promised to stop this, so that won't be who she is or will be either
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votes closed
not toa friend it is
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>>41259658
>Yes if you screwed up this badly
"Not only did Nappa endanger the people on this planet, the planet almost blew up as well."
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>>41259783
Look, because of chucklefuckery, it was either kill Nappa, or beat him within an inch of his life, so that really is what Kabuya does.
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We already discussed this with Bulma, anyway. And no, the answer wasn't "we'll beat up our friends and loved ones"
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God, people just cannot roleplay a space monkey.
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>tfw just fucking around in space rather than killing Frieza

Being space lizard tony stark is suffering
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>>41259748
It's the sayan way, and the way they do it in their culture. It's lore accurate.

Nappa almost caused freaking apocalypse, and served a person who massacred his whole race. If that does not deserve beating, nothing does.

If anyone would activate atomic bomb, that ends the world, and survived, I would give him a beating. Kid, puppy, sexy praying mantis, does not matter.
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>>41259810

No, we could have voted something else.

The point is, while it was in-character to beat up Nappa AT THIS POINT, as Kabu already showed herself to be prone to dangerous rage for that kind of stuff, we wouldn't have done this to someone we cared about. Nappa was just an annoying guy whose stupidity nearly ruined everything (literaly, since an immortal Freezer would probably be worse than even Lord Beer).

Would we have done this to Risel, Gohan, Krillin or the others? Nope.
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>>41259829
If by people you mean the one moral fag then yes.
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>>41259810

That's what Kabu does to freshly-defected enemies who make major screw-ups and don't realize what they just did and brush it off like they forgot to pick up milk at the grocery.

It would have gone down differently if it was someone who wasn't Nappa who made that mistake.
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If we're not going to discipline Gohan when he makes a mistake, then we shouldn't bring him along anymore.
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>>41259840

I'm not saying that Kabu shouldn't have beaten up Nappa, given her character, I'm saying that she wouldn't have beaten up any of her close friends.

She could have done it to Kami, for exemple, if he screwed up that bad, but not to Gohan.
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You mull it over for a moment, picking your words carefully. "I wouldn't do anything like that to a friend. It's just that... Nappa was new to our crew, and up until very recently he was our enemy. I couldn't be sure if he was sabotaging us or... being Nappa. No offence." You add to the bald Saiyan.

He shrugs it off easily, and Gohan even looks reassured, his frown turning into a hint of a smile, as he rubs Nappa's gleaming head. "Good." He turns to face the horizon, sensing something. "There's things coming this way!" He calls out.

You whip around, checking it with your scouter, but from the enormous power level, you know it to be Nail, with the other Namekian survivors following him.

They touch down in a small cloud of dust, Nodding a greeting to you. "Lord Guru is dead of.... natural causes." Tsuno informs you. "But we fear for our safety on this planet. Half the galaxy came down on us, trying to find the Dragon Balls, and who knows how many more will."

Nail steps forward, looking at Slug's ship. "So, we want to make a deal. Tsuno here had the ability to create new Dragon Balls.... passed on to him." You notice Tsuno wipe some purple blood off his chin, "And we will recreate them. Once we have settled on a new planet. If you lend us that ship, you're free to visit and use our Dragon Balls whenever you want."

>Just take Frieza's ship
>Deal
>Wanna come with us? Always room for more.
>Write in
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>>41259926
She totally would have done that to Risel and Teito.
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>>41259902

It's not so much that disciplining is the problem so much as it is beating them to an inch of their life.

Mind you, that's not harsh training or sparring where you expect them to pull through and where you're clearly not aiming to kill them. It's wailing on someone less than half your strength fully knowing that they're not going to live unless you have miracle life-saving beans or miracle healing tanks on hand.
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>>41259944
>Wanna come with us? Always room for more

JOLLY COOPERATION
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>>41259944
>"Fuck you, it's our ship, take Frieza's."
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>>41259944
>Wanna come with us? Always room for more.

Frieza's ship seems tempting, but you can bet that they've got some sort of tracking system in place since it belonged to one of the heirs of the PTO. It might be better to scuttle it or scavenge it for parts.
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>>41259944
>"Better idea. You and the rest of the Namekians come chill with us out in space while we bring Kami back to earth, then he wishes Namek into another part of space. Maybe a bit closer to Earth, for convenience."
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>>41260005

Kami is already on Earth. The glass globe he was imprisoned in was left with Mr. Popo before the gang left Earth.
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>>41259944
>Deal
We can take Frieza'a ship; it's gotta be better equipped than Lord Slug's, right?
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>>41260026
No, we just had Lord Slug's modded. In fact, let's scrap Frieza's ship for parts.
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>>41259997
Yeah, but we got Tore and her pirate friends, shouldn't we ask them if they can disable the Space-LoJack?
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>>41260026

Frieza's ship is much smaller than Slug's.

Though there's no specs to look up and compare stuff to, Slug's ship appears to be a cruiser or carrier, meant to house and ferry an entire army. Plus, it just had an FTL drive installed. We could probably fit the Arlian ship inside it and still have room for 10-20 more ships.

>>41260068

Might be worth asking. More ships never hurts.
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>>41259944
>>Wanna come with us? Always room for more

We are looting Frieza's ship(s?) one way or another. If possible just have someone drive them with us, if not grab all the tech stuff. We can probably disable tracking somehow.

Those regeneration pods and stuff.
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>>41260087
We also need to find Tore's friends. They're probably keeping it nice and safe, but taking it would be dangerous and anger King Cold. Thus, salvage what we can, deal with the cloud, and leave.
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>>41259944
>If you lend us that ship
Can we get clarification here?
We're just lending them the ship for a trip to a new homeworld, then we get our ship back, right?
We aren't giving it to them, are we?
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>>41259764
>>41259840

Except Kabu has realized the Sayian way was stupid pretty often, and generaly made the Sayian weaker, or at least dumber.

>>41259944

>Deal
>Wanna come with us? Always room for more.

>>41259829

We're roleplaying a space monkey with years of character development.

>>41259953

Kabu never once even hinted she would
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>>41260184
The Saiyan way is not dumb, in fact, it's why we killed Frieza.

>>41260184
>years of character development.
Try "a few months".
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>>41260180

They're proposing 3 wishes whenever we want, as long as their balls are disponible.

It's a decent trade against a damaged ship.
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votes closed
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>>41260174
King Cold will be pissed at us anyway. We can just joink the ship, take out tracking gear, recolor it and have one of the best equipped chips in universe.

Seriously King Cold does not care about the ship more than about that we killed Freeza.
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>>41260197

>The Saiyan way is not dumb, in fact, it's why we killed Frieza.

1) We killed Frieza by ignoring the Sayian way (which would have been to wait for him to power up so that we could "prove our superiority")

2) The Sayian way is dumb, and Kabu has expressed this opinion on it multiple times

>Try "a few months".

Several months in space + the travel to Earth + the time on Earth + the travel to Namek. It's more than one year and half by a large margin.
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>>41260259
The Saiyan way is "No Mercy/No Holds Barred"
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>>41260224

You know, Frieza is incredibly lazy and arrogant, but his dad is even more, to the point of idiocy. He didn't even try one of his techniques against Trunks
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>>41260259
Well technically in canon Frieza was allowed to power up because of actions of the non saiyan way. The fight lasted so long because Goku kept trying to show him mercy. Something a saiyan wouldn't have done.
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>>41260273

The Sayian way is "See, *I* am the superior one! Now despair while I spend too much time talking about how great Sayian are. AS SPACE GOD INTENDED!"
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>>41260308
No, that's the dumbass Prince way.
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>>41260308
Goku stop posting, go back to being a shame to your family.
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>>41260287

Except Vegeta let Cell power up after he pointed out he wasn't at full power, because the Prince wanted to show off.

I'm not saying Goku's way is right, I'm just saying the Sayian way is dumb
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>>41260322

Show me one Sayian that didn't pointlessly lose time when fighting their foes, instead of just cutting things short like Kabu does
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>>41260361
Why do James Bond villains explain their plan? Why do people hold guns to other people while they monologue giving them time to escape? The answer is quite simple. Lazy Writing.
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>>41260361
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>>41260393
Or that people inherently like to show off. That's just human nature and it appears in everything done by humans.
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>>41260455
We're not humans.
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"Why don't you tag along with us? Who knows where we're going next, you might even find a planet you like in the mean time."

Nail, Moori and Tsuno exchange glances, stepping away to discuss it amongst themselves. The three Namekian children spend the intervening time introducing themselves to Gohan and Nappa, the five of them quickly entangled in a game of tag.

You watch them play for a while, as the adult Namekians confer, watching from a distance. Finally they return, agreeing to your deal.

"You said Earth has Dragon Balls as well, right?" You nod, "Well, if the planet survives long enough, we may be able to use those to simply move planet Namek somewhere hidden someday."

You shake their hands, waving them aboard. You introduce them to the group, explaining that Nail was instrumental in helping you defeat Frieza and saving the planet, while the others are all able to heal.

You spot Tore catching up with her crew, the TechTonics near the lounge area, Teito and Yamcha having finally reappeared, talking with Raditz.

Your distracted from the others as Bulma waves you over. "I think I've got it." She tells you. "The virus I've written, it should be able to shut down the machine generating that gas cloud."

You sense a 'But' coming, "Aaaand?"

Bulma winces, "Aaaand you have to bring a transmitter within ten feet of the machine for it work." She shrugs, "What can I say? Signal on this planet sucks." She hands you the transmitter, "My advice? Let someone else handle this one. Nail and Teito would be the safest bet."

You grunt non committally, as she snaps her fingers, "Bright side, if we can shut down the gas generator function, and I work with Tore's friends, I can probably trace the control signal from it, find out who's behind it."

>I'm going in too
>Send (Write in) to take care of the gas.
>Check out Frieza's ship
>Write in
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>>41260484
>>Check out Frieza's ship
We at least need to loot gear from it,before galactic police tows it away.
I recommend taking the pirates+Bulma to it to disable tracking, and have them fly the ship with us.
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>>41260484

>"Alright, but I'll be close to help, just in case"

>Send Nail to take care of the gas.

>Follow him at a distance. The gas's ghosts seem to hate Sayian, not Namekian
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>>41260484
>Scout Teito's power level and tell it to Risel
Nothing like a little sibling rivalry to get the blood up
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>>41260484
>Ask Nail if he'd like to take this one, otherwise hand it to Teito.
Meanwhile
>Check out Freiza's ship
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>>41260529
Unless it fits in slugs ship. I have no clue about how big both ships are compered to one another, when I think about it.

Maybe rebuild both of them together, and make a death star/space station?
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>>41260484
>I'm going in too
>you go with Tore and the TechTonics to check out Frieza's ship
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>>41260484
>Check out Frieza's ship
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votes closed
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"Alright, meantime, I'm going to take the TechTonics and see what we can salvage from Frieza's ship." You tell her.

You find Nail and Teito, extracting them from their groups. "I've got something I need you too to take care of for me, alright?"

Nail looks skeptical, until you explain that it's to save the planet, where Teito agrees immediately. "You two are the strongest warriors we have on our side. I'm trusting you to take care of this. Okay?"

They formulate a quick plan, Nail will charge in and draw all the ghosts on him, before Teito zips in with the transmitter, using her scouter to track the machine.

With those two blasting off, you call Tore and her crew forward. "As the tech guys, I need a hand from you five. I want to check over Frieza's ship. See if we can take it, and if not what we can salvage from it."

They all agree, following you back to the spot, where Nail had massacred Frieza's troops. You land by the access ramp, letting them lead the way.

As you follow them to the command room, Tore nudges you in the ribs, "Ow's this for a laugh, since I got me power up, they voted me to be the new leader." She chuckles, wrapping an arm around you and slapping your shoulder. "Gonna, I'm thinkin once we get our hands on somma them Androids, the TechTonics are gonna have some real fun around the galaxy, eh? Maybe give ol' Coldie a run for his money."

"You're not planning on sticking with us then?" You ask her.

She shrugs, "Ahhhh, still gotta get strong enough to bring them Androids down, dun we?"

The command room for Frieza's ship is barren, as Mek examines the main control computer, booting it up, the rest all check around the ship for booby traps and salvage.

"Anything you wanna look for?" He asks, flexing his fingers as he tries to break the access password to the computer.

>Saiyan homeworld
>King Colds' location
>Coolers' location
>Self destruct program
>Write in
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>>41260810
Why the fuck didn't we get her power level?
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>>41260810
>Make sure there's no self-destruct program first
Most important. We can take our time with the other items.
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>>41260810
>>Saiyan homeworld
Why do i have the feeling if we picked Cold or Cooler's location we would get the response. "Here"
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>>41260810
>Sneak off with Tore for a 'training session'
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>>41260810
>Coolers' location
>Saiyan homeworld
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>>41260810
>self destruct, tracking systems, security systems, outgoing transmissions, and stuff.

We don't want nasty surprises, or dead man switches.
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>>41260878
Yeah that stuff.
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>>41260810

This>>41260878
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>>41260862
Bulma is very jelly. Only if she gives approval. So lets postpone that.
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self destruct, tracking, security and transmissions stuff

>Roll me 1d100
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>>41261016
She doesn't need to know, and we've been thinking about that red butt for about a year now.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>41261024
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>41261024
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>>41261037
anon, we have a child on the way
Kabuya's a one woman gal now
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>41261024
Please no self destruct.

>>41261037
She needs to know. And join in the fun.
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>>41261088
Gay marriage still not a thing in space.
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>>41261088
No, we still have two other women.
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>>41261109
They have their own women now.
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>>41261121
Not Risel. Hell, not even Teito typowise.
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>>41261141
>yfw Risel and Teito are pregnant, but Risel doesn't know how or why
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>>41261141
>the joke


>your head
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>>41261173
>your jokes
>suck
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>>41261167
HI HO!
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>>41261037

...No?

The opportunity passed, anon.

I'm half-convinced there is people here who either didn't read or decided to ignore the last six threads
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>>41261187
You realise you just implied his jokes don't suck since he has to pick one?
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>>41261219
Him telling jokes is an equivalent to him sucking dick to orgasm.
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>>41261248
...Wat?

I think its better if you would just stop now, anon.
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>>41259836
Still need some more gainz before getting it on with the freaks.

Arcosia research, powerup from there, then a jaunt to Earth and getting Daiquiri of Might (...although probably only one, sharing the other for Veggie given all the friendship development) aand then we're good to go.
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He breaks through the entry level password easily, diving into their system. "Tell me if you find anything on their security systems, or any outgoing transmissions."

He types for a solid minute, pulling up a log. "No security whatsoever, Frieza must've been pretty confident that no one was gonna touch him in here. As for communications...." He checks the list, "Last one was thirty hours ago, calling the Ginyu force and telling them to hurry up. Two hundred hours ago, he made a direct call to King Cold's flagship. Nothing else of note, just crewmen contacting families and whatnot."

You scratch your chin, "So there's no tracking devices or programs that you've on this thing?"

He shakes his head, "No... but like I said, Frieza told Cold about this place."

Hmm. "Wait, shit. The ship doesn't have any self destruct programs, does it?" You lean in close as Mek hurriedly types at the computer. He finds one, meant to detonate the reactor if the ship goes forty hours without the right passcode entered.

Thankfully it still had ten hours left on the count down. Mek leans back, staring the computer down for a moment, before trying the password that gained him entry.

"Error. Wrong password. Four attempts remain until automatic self destruction." The computer states in a synthetic tone.

>Break the ship up for salvage, this isn't worth it
>Keep trying Mek

Then

>Stick around the ship
>Head over to help with the gas
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>>41261367
>Break the ship up for salvage, this isn't worth it
>Head over to help with the gas
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>>41261367
>Break the ship up for salvage, this isn't worth it
>Head over to help with the gas
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>>41261367
>>Keep trying Mek
>Stick around the ship
Boom
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>>41261367
Get ship in space, then rip out the bomb (with the generator if needed) ,and pull it in tow/in hangar of slugs ship.

We don't need to sacrifice the ship, just get a new generator, or repair old one.

Priority now is garbing all the stuff we can, and getting the fuck away.
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>>41261367
>Figure out if doing anything else will trigger the self-destruct
>Break the ship up for salvage, this isn't worth it

>Head over to help with the gas
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>>41261435
We don't have a hanger in slug's ship (yet).
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>>41261367
>"Mek, you've got 10 hours to try three more times before we call it a lost cause. Take your time."
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>>41261399
>>41261413
>>41261437

Guys, guys, we just toss the generator with the bomb, and get new generator in the place they repaired the slugs ship at. Its not that far away. Maximum salvaging.

>>41261454
We can pull it in tow or alike then. Dunno about light speed, but if we can get to the space port in the 10 hours, we can have pros replacing it.
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>>41261367
>Keep trying Mek
>stick around
Check under the console for a sticky with the password.
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>>41261510
This. It's too perfect.
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>>41261367
>Break the ship up for salvage, this isn't worth it
>Head over to help with the gas
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>>41261367

>Keep trying, Mek

>Just have someone disable the self-destructing hardwares of the reactor

Then

>>Head over to help with the gas

If Frieza's victims come back, shouldn't be there more Namekians?
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>>41261367
>detonate the reactor

>Try three more times Mek
>If that doesn't work, we'll just shut down the reactor.
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>>41261510
Freeza would probably need it, if he kills his mechanic.

>>41261686
Namecans merged.
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votes closed, keep trying and gas time
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>>41261510
>Check under the console for a sticky with the password.

This. Or a note pad on the side.
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>>41261693
>Freeza would probably need it, if he kills his mechanic.

Totally. He goes through minions like a fat guy goes through cheetos. Probably killed his chief engineer in one of his tantrums every other week. He must have wrote all the passwords down somewhere.
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>>41261743
Maybe in his chair?
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test 4chan thinks my story post is spam
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>>41261693

>Namecans merged.

Some got killed before that
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>>41261927
Cus it is u fgt
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>>41261927
Post up a twitter post, if you need Not!Chuckles to post it for you.
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You clap him on the shoulder. "Keep trying, you've got ten hours and three more attempts. Worst case scenario, we space the reactor and figure it out from there." You turn to Tore, "Check around, just in case these idiots have the password written down somewhere. Frieza might've needed it in case he killed his engineers. I'll be back later."

With that, you chase down Nail and Teito, half a continent away, spotting the gas cloud from miles away, leaving a trail of dead grass and trees behind it. The sounds of fighting echoes with in, the occasional blast shooting out from the mist, Teito's beige blasts, and Nail's golden beams interspersed through the various others. You dodge in close, covering your mouth as you enter the gas cloud.

You easily dodge blows from the ghosts of two Triclops, kicking them hard enough that they both disintegrate back into smoke, before rushing on ahead. You can spot the source of Nail's beams up ahead, as literally thousands of Triclops ghosts swarm at him, he clears them in swathes with each hit, dashing through them and leaving trails of disintegrating bodies, he fights forward, pushing his way towards a flashing red light.

You use Nail's distraction to pull ahead, following the red light, the tip of the transmitter Bulma wanted planted, when a familiar figure drops into your vision.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't Santa's stooge." Turles chuckles, "But I don't see the jolly fat man around to save you this time, or anyone else for that matter."

He levels his palm at you, ki gathering around it in a ring. You glance around for help, but Nail's still fighting off hordes of Triclops and Teito's got her transmitter to plant

>Roll d300000+12800
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Rolled 294425 + 12800 (1d300000 + 12800)

>>41262058
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>>41262058
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Rolled 146090 + 12800 (1d300000 + 12800)

>>41262058
"I don't have time for this. Christmas joy or whatever."
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>>41262058
I hope the dice work.
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>>41262058
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>>41262058
Do you even know you're just a computer program, or are you programmed to be that stupid?
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>>41262109
Nice try jackass
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>>41262089
>rekt
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>>41262058
"What is even your problem dude? You drained the life of a planet that had magical wish-granting orbs. You could have probably just wished for a whole bushel of fruit."
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>>41262150
Lol, good point.

Also we should wish for it, if we get a free wish.
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>>41262172
>Saiyan
>Eating Fruit
DISGRACEFUL
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>>41262172
Nah mate, We're wishing for our tail back
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>>41262182
This, Turles will always be a pleeb for his fruit-loving ways.
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Where's Frieza? Shouldn't he be in this cloud?
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>>41262197
If he goes to HFIL hv can get peaches from Yenma's tree.
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>>41262283
If he's dead? Yes.
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Why are the Triclopes still here? Nobody's killed them recently.
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>>41262283
Shieeeet...
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>>41262150
I think we would have tried negotiating with him, but flunking the fusion and getting fat kind of damaged any cred we would have gotten.
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You instantly pop the Four Witches technique, your new limbs stretching from your shoulders as you charge Turles.

He hurls his attack at you, but you just dive through the centre of the ring, slamming into his chest skull first, hard enough to crack his armour.

"You bitch!" Turles curses, swiping a fist at you, but you Afterimage behind him. Rearing back both sets of hands in the small of his back, you charge your power, focusing the ki into your knuckles, you slam all four into him, "Bear Claw!"

The fake Turles vaporises as the power of your exploding fists even manages to knock you backwards when combined with Four Witches.

You catch yourself in the air, just in time to catch a Triclops flying at you foot first, aiming a kick at your face. You grab him by the leg and slam him into a three eyed woman, before blasting an Ancient Arlian to pieces as it forms out of the gas.

All at once, the entire cloud thins and fades, the ghosts all shrieking and moaning as their forms dissipate into the air.

"We did it!" Teito cheers from the ground, standing next to a small red machine, mechanical legs planted in the ground. You and Nail both land beside her, as she pats it. "Funny that this is the thing that was doing all this, isn't it?"

Nail glares at her, "It killed countless plants, animals and who knows how many people on my planet, you know that, right?"

Teito cringes a little, "Whoops.... sorry." She pats the side of it, "Anyway, let's crack this bad boy open, see what the hell it's doing."

>Sounds like a plan
>Leave that for Bulma and Tore's people to do
>Blast it, no chances
>Write in
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>>41262422
>Leave that for Bulma and Tore's people to do
Bulma cracked the things programming, she'll want to be here when it gets opened up.
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>>41262422
>>Leave that for Bulma and Tore's people to do
Teito can help to. She's a scientist.
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>>41262422
>Leave that for Bulma and Tore's people to do
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>>41262422
>>Leave that for Bulma and Tore's people to do
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>>41262422
>Leave that for Bulma and Tore's people to do
"Also maybe do it in space? Since it seems to be kind of dangerous to organic life, and we've messed this place up enough already."

Also can we check if there's anyone left on the planet that isn't us or Namekians?
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>>41262422
>Sounds like a plan
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>>41262465
I think you mean Risel
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>>41262477
Addition in agreement with >>41262465
That Teito should still help, but we just want as many people on this as possible.
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>>41262422
>Call up Bulma and see if she thinks if its a good idea to bring back

"If it was possible to turn this into a training device and face past allies and enemies then it would be a good thing to have. As long as it doesn't suck the life out of everything around it."
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>>41262488
Wait which one was the dork who was the weakest at the beginning of the quest?
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>>41262516
Yeah I forget which one is the nerd.
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>>41262516
>>41262545
Risel
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>>41262545
Teito's the one with the boyfriend, Risel's the one with the gadgets.

However, isn't Teito more of a mechanic, and Risel a scholar? The two of them should be able to help Bulma out with her stuff.
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>>41262422
>>41262465
This, as long as the machine is shut down. If it can have a positive purpose with real safeguards, it could be worthwhile
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>>41262488
>>41262516
>>41262545
>>41262578
>>41262558

Risel is a scholar, Teito is an engineer
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You grab her hand as she starts to pull some of the plating off. "Leave it for Bulma and Tore's crew. It's not that I don't trust you, it's just that this is the kind of advanced tech that we've never seen."

Teito shrugs, "Sure, I guess. Might give them a hand. Meanwhile, let's get this baby back to the ship." She hefts it over her shoulders easily, "C'mon, let's go Nail." They take off, Teito apologising for what she said again, you call Tore, telling her to call you if anything comes up at Frieza's ship and follow them back, in case the machine goes haywire again, keeping Bulma's transmitter close.

Teito sets it down a hundred yards from Slug's ship, hurrying to call Bulma out. Nappa and Goku wander out to it, inspecting it curiously. You stand guard to make sure they don't do anything stupid.

Goku walks around it in circles, inspecting the vents, before cocking his head, seemingly curious. "Does anyone else here that? It's like a whisper... 'Sssssmsmms'." He gasps in excitement, "Samosas?"

Nappa helps you in keeping Goku away from it, as he almost pries it open. "Awww, I wanted to try the samosas..."

You feel a vein bulge in your fforehead for a moment, but now that you're standing closer, you can hear it too. "Sssynssss."

Cautiously, you lean in closer, and now you hear it clearly. Something in there is repeating 'Saiyans.' over and over to itself.

Bulma arrives, out of breath, but tools in hand, "Okay, time to crack this bad boy open!"

>Finally
>Give it til the others get back
>Nope. Not having this, blast it.
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>>41262843
>Nope. Not having this, blast it.
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>>41262843
>Give it til the others get back
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>>41262762
Shouldn't Bulma be getting Teito's help for this, then?
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>>41262843
Time for the Tuffle time bomb to go off.

I wanna blast it but my curiosity is peaked.

Ask Ghost Veggie if he knows whats up.
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>>41262843

Maybe we better have a robotic drone or something crack it open while we stay on the ship. Got a bad feeling about this.
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>>41262843
>Finally
And keep the Saiyans back.
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>>41262843
"It's saying 'Saiyans'. Maybe people who don't meet that criteria should stay away from it?" Then whisper in Bulma's ear that that includes her as well, or at least what's growing inside her.
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>>41262843
Have non sayan open it, keep sayans out of sight.
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>>41262943
>who don't meet that
meant DO meet that criteria. So all saiyans stay away from it. Maybe Tore's people should handle this one.
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>>41262960
>>41262924
Feel like that should count Bulma as well, just to be on the safe side.
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writing
>have someone who's not Saiyan open it
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>>41263122
Or has a half Saiyan in their womb.
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>>41263175
half-saiyans don't count, don't worry
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You hold a hand out to stop her. "Whatever this thing is, it keeps saying 'Saiyans' over and over. I want anyone with Saiyan in them to get the hell away from it before we crack it open."

Goku groans, "Aww, I wanted to see inside of it."

You ignore him, pointing to Bulma, "That includes you. We'll have someone else crack it open for us."

Bulma pauses, "With Tore's crew working on the other ship still, the most mechanically skilled would be.... Yamcha or Diol. Hell, bring 'em both out." You scoop her up and fly her back towards the ship, Nappa and Goku following close behind.

With the other two sent out, Bulma fetches a pair of binoculars, keeping a scouter handy to communicate with them. "Now don't just tear it open, look for screw or welds or anything like that. I left some tools you can use out there."

Soon enough, Yamcha and Diol are prying it open, having found several screws that were drilled in tight enough that even those two, with power levels of 40k are left huffing and wheezing after taking out four, throwing all their strength behind it.

With the steel plate removed, a probe with a blue tip extends out of the machine, shooting seemingly harmless blue rays in a wide sphere, stopping short only a few feet from the access ramp. "No Saiyans detected in immediate vicinity." It declares in a robotic voice.

Yamcha pings your scouters. "Uhhhh, a screen just turned on, inside of it. Something's up."

A gruff voice interrupts, "Who the hell are you and what have you done to my machine?" It demands. Another scan, red this time, runs over both men. "Neither of you are strong enough to have gotten past my Ghost Warriors. Where did the Saiyans that tampered with it go? Sensors were picking them up, until everything went haywire"

Bulma hurries to her computer, typing... something in. Yamcha just laughs awkwardly, buying time. Disguising his speech as cough, Diol asks what they should say in his scouter.

>Write in
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>>41263401
>Some pointy haired niggas was up fuckin wit this thing. Then they up and left. So we was thinkin' yo, loot nigga! Sorry bruh.
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>>41263401
"They died, the things in the fog got them right before they broke the machine. Who the hell are you?"
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>>41263401
Tell him the Saiyans left when they realized it was a machine, not food, and there were still other fighters with food left on this planet.
You were just curious what the hell this thing was.
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>>41263438
This.
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>>41263466
Second
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>>41263401
Say as far as you can tell, the Saiyans figured blowing it up might be explosive, and since they already beat it and didn't trust being around it in case it turned on again, they just left it in a hole. Then you came and retrieved it.
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>>41263401
>So your only hostile to Saiyans? Then you must belong to a race that was the victim of their many, many attacks across the galaxy. Interesting. May we ask your name?

They really can't get angry about that being pointed out. Their only second to Frieza in terms of mass genocide.
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>>41263401
>"I killed them while their backs were turned, fuckers blew up my planet."
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>>41263581
Nah.
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So whats the best music from Falconers track and why is it super saiyan three theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4E83RKavUU
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>>41263618
Nah, to your nah.
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>>41263634
Kid Buu theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Nbek8W7IY
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>>41263647
Your thing is both too eloquent and too metagamey.
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>>41263581

Technically the Sayian were genociding for Frieza, most of the time.
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>>41263581
>*you're

>*they're

And yes, they can get angry about anything they like, because people across the universe can get pissed about anything.
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>>41263693
No Frieza involved when they slaughtered the Tuffles.
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So is it just me or is everyone in the Dragon Ball universe sucks at genocide. Saiyans with their enemy, Frieza with the Saiyans, Frieza with the Nemckians. No one can finish what they started.
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>>41263752
Genocide is pretty hard, to be fair.
Especially if you talk about populations of space traveling races.
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>>41263752
I don't think anybody in history actually completely genocided a race. There's always a handful that slip away.

Then a few generations later they disappear.
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>>41263752
Don't forget trying to just kill the Cold family. How many times did they come back as robots?

>>41263778
Its the follow through that's most important
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>>41263752
They did a good job against Kanassa.
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>>41263752
You try to kill anyone who has space ship, and is running and hiding for his life traugt the galaxy.

Chasing down a single person like that is a time consuming work. Not to mention whole race.

All you can do is kill enough so they have problems breeding back up.
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>>41263797
>All you can do is kill enough so they have problems breeding back up.

Pretty much this. Once Vegeta, Goku, and Tarble die the Saiyan race is effectively dead.
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>>41263794
No one goes to planet 419 after they mysteriously came back
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>>41263815
Well if they were smart they could have saiyans that aren't pure blooded but are close enough.
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>>41263836
That's because they saw the future.

FUUUUUUTUUUUUUURRREEEE!!!!
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>>41263847
Whats the point? You can't repopulate a race like that. Might as well make your mark (as they have) as the last remaining Saiyans. Go out with a bang.
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>>41263847
Yes, but they will breed out, likely breeding with the non sayan half of their species, eventually thinning the bloodline enough for it to not matter, in matter of couple generations.
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>>41263880
Relax, it'll be like Mules.
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>>41263847
Eh, thats just sad.
I'd rather breed a lineage that can in the future pride itself on being descendant of the last true Sayian.
Feebly clinging to "purity" is just going to make them end as feeble inbreds.
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>>41263880
Or go out banging!
Cloning is also an option but not the shitty Bio Broly cloning system, a better version.
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>>41263907
Yeah a bet the Earth Triclopses said that to. Look what that got them.
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>>41263912
But why? Whats the point. Live your life and stop clinging to a reviving a dead race.

>>41263907
Exactly
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>>41263927
Becoming mythical for their unique skills and appearance?
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>>41263880
Well we can do cloning(or having many babies born)+resurrection. Have as much clones and viable combinations born, and then resurrect someone for more gene material. This would likely up overall sayan strength, since we could breed with the best.

That, or just make a wish that all cross bread sayan babies become sayan. Then have males bang all the alien chicks.
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>>41263752

To be fair, the Sayian just wanted the planet. Killing people was just a side-benefit
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>>41263957
Exactly, MYTHICAL, as in does not exist.
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>>41263970
It just seems sad and desperate. Kinda like Dr. Rachni
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>>41263979
But members of it still exist?
And thats sort of the point, its better the last members of the race are fabled warriors rather than inbred galactic swamp people.
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You relay the message to Diol quietly, having him repeat it, "The Saiyans were messing with it, thought it was food or something." The words are sour coming out of your mouth, but you continue, "Then they left when they realised it was a machine and not some food, while there still other fighters on the planet who did have food."

The machines voice makes a noise of curiousity, "Who said that? You there, scarred man, spin me around."

Yamcha shrugs and spins the machine to face Diol. "Ahhhh, a Triclops. How very interesting." A laugh rings through the phone, sounding surprisingly cultured. "Well then my friend, you and I seem to have quite a bit in common. We're both some of the last survivors of our people, wiped out by the Saiyans. Though survivor is a more generous term on my own account."

You rack your brain, races slaughtered by the Saiyans... that's a long list, and probably has more you don't know, without being able to see the screen from here.

Luckily, Yamcha picks up the slack, "Hey.. uh, I'm a human... and uh, a lot of my people were killed by Saiyans too, I... I really hate those guys. Maybe we could join forces?"

The computer whirrs for a moment, "Hmmm, very well. I could always use more cannon fod- loyal soldiers. Tell me, do you have any idea who I am?"

"Uhhhh." They both draw a blank.

The computered voice sighs in exasperation, "Didn't think so. Very well you two, welcome to the Neo Tuffle Army, you may call me Raichi."

Tuffle? How in the hell? King Vegeta killed them down to the last man woman and child. Then again with this ghost technology....

"I see you two have your own space ships behind you." Raichi continues, "Very well, with Planet Namek's Dragon Balls inert, I want you two to return my machine to this location."

Bulma jumps at that, typing away faster than before, "C'mon, traceittraceittraceit." She mutters under her breath, nodding in confirmation when she has the co-ordinates from the machine.
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>>41263970
>That, or just make a wish that all cross bread sayan babies become sayan.
Would be the only viable solution, the other thing is just a more needlessly complicated version of incest breeding.
Which can wok, but why bother?
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>>41264036
With the co-ordinates sent to Diol's scouter as well, the machine seems to power down. Yamcha places the plating back over the screen and the two head back to you.

Personally, all you can remember is something your mother had told you when you were little, asking about the Tuffle letters scrawled across the buildings, asked what the Tuffles were.

She'd laughed, patted you on the back and said "Remember Kabuya; the only good Tuffle, is a dead Tuffle." Now it seems even that isn't true.

Bulma punches in the co-ordinates that Raichi gave you, pulling up a remote planet, un-named, and mostly gaseous, but a natural gas at least, not whatever that machine was spewing.

"Well.... we know who's responsible for this at least." Bulma tells you, "Not sure what you'd be facing, but we know how to find him."

>We're going there as soon as the TechTonics are finished.
>It's not an immediate threat, besides I need a break
>Write in
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>>41264060
>It's not an immediate threat, besides I need a break
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>>41264060
>It's not an immediate threat, besides I need a break
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>>41264060
>It's not an immediate threat, besides I need a break
Personally would like some SoL now
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>>41264060
>We're going there as soon as the TechTonics are finished.
"I don't know, you guys think this guy will be more or less dangerous than the androids?"
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>>41264060
Wait, can we preemptively eliminate Baby and like, 90% of the GT bullshit, right now?
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>>41264060
>It's not an immediate threat, besides I need a break
>>41264125
Nah that's different stuff altogether
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>>41264060
>"Remember Kabuya; the only good Tuffle, is a dead Tuffle.

Bring it on, bitch.

Just give us like a shitload of time to catch up.
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>>41264125
That's a different mad scientist with a crazy invention.
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>>41264060
>It's not an immediate threat, besides I need a break
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>>41264060
We should just launch that thing into sun or something.

Only good Tuffle, is a dead Tuffle.

Leaving this thing intact will bite us in the ass.
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>>41264143
>>41264137
Damn, I thought Raichi was the Baby guy.
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>>41264193
No, Dr. Raichi is the hate amplifying machine dude.

He basically runs on hate, and is internet hate machine.
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>>41264193
No, he's a guy from a movie between Cell and Buu.
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>>41264193
Nope. That was the Tuffle King who transferred his mind into Baby. Which then created Dr. Myuu (who thought he made Baby) which then created the Machine Mutants.
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Fun fact: male tuffles possess genitalia that look like human female genitalia, and female tuffles possess genitalia that look like human male genitalia.
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>>41264302
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>>41264302
That isn't fun or a fact.
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>>41264302
No they don't
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>>41264348
PROVE IT
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>>41264374
Burden of proof is on the one who makes the claim.

So...

NO U
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>>41264387
Ha, you don't have any evidence.
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>>41264302
Haven't seen that mentioned in canon? Is it a GT thing?

Would be cool if they had race of shemales, and cuntboys. Would be cool setting for /d/ themed stories tho.
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>>41264420
Its funposting.
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>>41264420
...I'd imagine the Majin race could do that.
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>>41264428
"Fun"
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>>41264413
Quit trying to give Maple a dick!
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>>41264420

Dude, Toriyama is a grade A prude. He never said anything about his character's genitals.

Anon was just saying bullshit or making a joke
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>>41264539
>Not even Master Roshi, or early Dragonball.
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>>41264099
>this
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>>41264539
Toriyama didn't come up with the Tuffles.
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>>41264582
Goddamnit Vegeta how did you get on the internet? Aren't you in Kabu's mind!?
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>>41264060
>It's not an immediate threat, besides I need a break
As much as I'd love to to lower the number of arseholes in the universe by one, we need SoL.
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>>41264603
DO NOT MOCK ME ANON, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS. YOU ARE JUST A WORM! AND NO INTERNET I DO NOT WANT CAKE.
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You shrug, "It's not an immediate threat. Besides, after all this Namek stuff, I could really use a break. Find some planet to just crash on, get some R and R.

Bulma raises a brow, "Yeah? And how much of that are you gonna spend in a room, alone, training?"

"Probably a fair bit, why?" Bulma just rolls her eyes, playfully punching you in the arm. You step out into the main hold of the ship, looking around. Once again Teito and Yamcha are slipping into a room alone. Already? Space-Christ. Risel and Raditz are both watching them, pointing and snickering as they disappear.

Still, no need to pry. "Alright everyone, listen up." You call out. "We're done with Planet Namek for now. Sorry for dragging you out all this way for not accomplishing much. But, as of now, I'm putting everyone on break. We can hit up some nice galactic resorts," That get's Chichi's attention, "get some training in," Goku's eyes light up, "And sleep in an actual building for once, as soon as the TechTonics figure out what to do with Frieza's ship."

Speak of the devil. Frieza's ship comes hovering over the horizon, setting down beside Slugs.

"Self destruct passwords figured out! There was a note on Friezas' dinner tale" Tore calls. "Lazy bastards just had it as Password1."

Cool, "Well then, let's enjoy us some down time."

You pull up a list of planets known to be decent vacation spots in the spacefaring community, not that you've ever really had the chance to enjoy one, being on the run half your life.

Hmmm, where to go.

>Aquis Six; the entire planet is tropical beaches
>Nyoda Three; a nearly frozen planet converted to a ski resort
>Frieza Planet 312; an unsettled mountainous planet, known for famous hiking potential
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>41264665
3: Aquis Six; the entire planet is tropical beaches
2: Nyoda Three; a nearly frozen planet converted to a ski resort
1: Frieza Planet 312; an unsettled mountainous planet, known for famous hiking potential
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>>41264665
>Aquis Six; the entire planet is tropical beaches
All those Saiyans in bikini's......
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>>41264665
>Aquis Six; the entire planet is tropical beaches
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>>41264665
>Nyoda Three
Best place too train.
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>>41264665
>Aquis Six; the entire planet is tropical beaches
No brainer really
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>>41264665
>Aquis Six; the entire planet is tropical beaches
You know what beaches mean?
Lots of fresh seafood and beach bbq's.
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>41264665
>>41264689
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>>41264665
>Aquis Six; the entire planet is tropical beaches
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>>41264665
>>Aquis Six; the entire planet is tropical beaches

Lets have some off time.

Also ask Bulma about artificial wombs. Having babies without suffering side effects of pregnancy would be cool. We need to repopulate our race, and we are not getting any younger.
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>>41264776
Kabuya doesn't care about reviving the Saiyans
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>>41264776
>We need to repopulate our race, and we are not getting any younger.
Let it go.

If you want to have a bunch of kids, go for it, but not for that reason. Thats an unobtainable goal.
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>>41264452
Majins could pretty much whatever the fuck they want. They're /d/'s dream.
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We should get into regeneration pod on our way, to get our tail back. Or use whatever Freezas medical technology applicable.
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>>41264776
It would require ~2500 different genetic full humans to keep a stable gene pool going. Not sure about Saiyans, but finding that Saiyan planet would be a better bet.

But if you want unrealistic/unattainable goals, there's none finer then opening up Saiyan Diplomatic Centers, complete with gyms (for training in the Saiyan Fine Arts), along the finest bars, eateries, and karaoke.
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>>41264795
We do have what appears to be a lot of Saiyans. So we could most likely RnD enough genetic DnA.
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>>41264955
But WHY? Its so sad and desperate, borderline mad scientist level. And in character Kabu doesn't care. Just let it go.
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>>41264953
There is no Saiyan planet.

Frieza is a bitch.

Plus, the true Saiyan homeworld would likely be dead by now, since it's home to the Saiyans.
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>>41264943
Regen pods can't grow tails back
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"Let's go to Aquis Six." You mutter punching in the co-ordinates. "Everyone, we're going to the beach!"

Pretty much everyone cheers but Goku and Nail, the former looking disappointed, and the latter entirely indifferent.

Still, everyone breaks off to the other ships, except Yamcha, who still hasn't reappeared. Tore volunteers to take command of Frieza's ship, providing space for him.

Just as you're about to shut the ramp, Goku hurries up to you, "Hey there. Um, I've been meaning to ask you, but since I didn't get too fight anyone here, you mind if we have a match once we get to this beach place?"

>Why not on the way?
>When we get there, spend time with your family til then.
>You and me, right now
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>>41264991
Oh I know she dones't give a fuck. I'm just pointing out, its not as impossible as people say.

>>41264999
Its the most classy fucking planet in the galaxy.

>>41265046
>Spend time with your family till then.
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>>41265046
>Why not on the way?
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>>41265046
>Why not on the way?
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>>41265046
>When we get there, spend time with your family til then.
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>>41265046
>When we get there, spend time with your family til then.
The ship might not be able to contain us.
>>41264953
Saiyans left their planet because it was poisoned/pouted as fuck.

>>41265029
Umm yes they can? The tails grow back by themselves, unless you really fuck with them.
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>>41265046
>Why not on the way?
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>>41265046
>When we get there, spend time with your family til then.
Don't want to fight and accidentally break the ship.
We don't have Gal-AAA after all.
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>>41265046
>When we get there, spend time with your family til then.
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>>41265046
>>You and me, right now
namek cant get any more screwed.
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>>41265174
King Cold is coming there. We need to GTFO.
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votes closed
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>>41264665
>>Aquis Six; the entire planet is tropical beaches

Nyoda is just begging for a catastrophic malfunction
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You nod, but add a condition. "Sure, we can have it out. When we get there though. You should spend some more time with your family Goku."

He cocks his head, "But... Raditz is in there, with you....?"

Raditz peeks his head out, "I'm- I think I'll stay on this one." He stammers slightly as he says it, before clearing his throat. "Just in case of...." He trails off to something inaudible, walking away.

"Spend some time with your wife and son." You remind him, "You and Raditz had a whole year together. A year they missed. Alright?"

Goku hangs his head, pouting, but agrees, "Alright, alright." He starts to walk away, "Aww, I wanted to fight.... Oh well, my birthdays coming up, maybe Chichi will give me mouth present again?" He wonders aloud.

Lovely.

"Speaking of mouth present...." Bulma whispers in your ear.

Lewd.

You shut the ramp up, put Risel in charge of navigating, and carry Bulma to the bedroom over you shoulder.

By the time you're falling asleep, stroking her aqua hair as she nestles against you, you're already liking vacation a whole lot.

>End of episode 28
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>>41265450

Thanks for running!
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>>41265450
Yaaaay mouth present!
Thanks for runnin
Smut when?
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>>41265450
Thanks for running!
Moar smut please!
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>>41265450
No smut plz, you bad at smut
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>>41265719
Get the fuck out and stay off the internet you piece of fucking shit
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Sorry guys >>41265719
has spoken, no more smut
EVER!
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>>41265872

Time for Eail to step up to the plate.

Or Kato
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>>41265872
Ignore the asshole troll Chuckles, We love you and you're smut!
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>>41265872
Yayyyyy!
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>>41265719
Yeah, he kinda is. Anons have no standards and still get either defensive or sycophantic in response to saying anything negative about it, though.
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>>41265958
can't get better if he doesn't make more
lots and lots more
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>>41265958
Plus, there's so much free time he has taken up by a few anons requesting smut at the end of a thread when they could do it in the thread. Like, he needs that time to rejuvenate his mind for any new threads he runs. Very selfish of them.
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I can't tell about the other quests' smut, but Space Monkey smut has always been fun and sexy, to me
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>>41266113
Then try to make it happen in the threads, don't take up his time with pastebins.
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post daughteru
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>>41266165
Suuuure....
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>>41266141
Uh yu wot.
That's idiotic.
Thread is a specific time he sets apart to run continuously.
Pastebins can be done at any time otherwise.
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>>41266194
We coulda had one if chuckles hadn't chucklefucked us out of it
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>>41266194
No anon, Kabuyas daughteru
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>>41266211
I'm glad he did.
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>>41266228
You mean... like this?
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How many children is Bulma going to have in the future if she has so much of Kabuya's DNA to use?
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>>41266450
Thirty.
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>>41266450
probably gonna go for two, IC because "More then two and it'll just be a mess down there" and OOC because Chuckles will have to find more Saiyan female art that's half decent, which is nearly impossible
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>>41266450
Two more than likely
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>>41266540
So four?
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>>41266567
Meant two in total
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>>41266602
>36



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