"How...how did you know?" You barely manage to choke out your words around the lump of panic and fear suddenly lodging itself in your throat, a lump you hastily swallow and end up coughing frantically after. A few of the Callidus trainees nearby glance up at your coughing, and you wave their concern away before flashing them a thumbs-up sign. First Chiaki, then Pinky, now this...you're not too sure you can take this much excitement in one day. "Who told you?""Hanegawa, please." Enishi still isn't looking at you; instead, she's conspicuously inspecting her nails, brow furrowing underneath her severely-cut fringe as she scrutinizes her expensive-looking manicure. "I'll spare you the false modesty: nothing happens here that I don't know about, or won't know about eventually. Especially when it's about our Warmaster, who...well, I'm afraid to say that I've grown rather fond of." She giggles here, a small flighty sound muffled with the back of a sleeve-encased hand....Fond of sempai? You blink at this, before narrowing your own eyes at her. Is she--"Now YOU spare me the typical possessive girlfriend routine." The Karasawa Callidus pulls out what appears to be a small compact from the depths of her sleeve, and open it with a small click. Now scrutinizing herself on its small, round mirror. "For the sake of clarity and avoiding any future misunderstandings, I don't have any designs on the Warmaster. I'll flirt and think about tasting that forbidden fruit, but I'm not going to snatch it away from you, Hanegawa. Not when you've already claimed it for yourself." The black-haired woman sniffs here, seemingly offended. "I may be desperate, but I'm not some relationship-ruining hussy just because I want to get laid."You...well, you didn't really imply that, just--
>>41153668It is time
>>41153668"I know. But I wanted to get it out of the way, all the same." Enishi closes her compact with a snap, a brief rustling of kimono sleeves and it's out of sight. "Well? Will you tell me the truth, or will you consign me to an afternoon of stalking a certain Eversor with blue hair, a chip on her shoulder and a propensity to run her mouth off to anyone who listens when she gets off her shift?" She finally turns to look at you, a wry smile curling her lips. "...Please reconsider. I won't be able to resist giving Kurumi Erika a couple of good-natured slaps upside the head the moment I get her alone, and I'd rather not court Miki's ire at my touching one of hers again."...Urgh. It's...well, she's got you dead to rights, here. You don't want more people to know - Kyuubey DID tell you that the less people knew about it, the smoother everything will go - but Enishi might be able to help. Besides, she's a Rank Leader - she'd know about keeping things on the down low to protect the Officio, right?But...if you talk now, then surely someone'll hear--"No, they won't," Enishi sighs, the edge of frustration showing in her voice, like a knife's edge gleaming through silk. "I've taken the liberty of projecting a low-grade illusion in front of us. If any of our students are listening - and I'm sure some of them are - all they'll be hearing is me hectoring you about the merits of punctuality. And probably me crying about not getting a date for tonight."...That's..."I'm waiting, Hanegawa."Right. That's...okay. You understand.You tell her, then. Not everything, certainly not what you saw during your visit, nor what you learned from Manuke - but enough. Enough to drive the point home that the situation itself is...complicated.[1/2]
>>41153729"So she isn't really dying, just that it's such a delicate situation that she very well might just be." Enishi lets out another sigh as you finish your carefully-vague explanation, before shaking her head. "That's the Akashic Realm for you. No one really leaves it unscathed. In fact, I daresay our Warmaster got off lucky." Another sniff. "Omegon certainly didn't, poor thing. Only other person I know with enough weight on her shoulders to crush any ten people, and never once asked for help."The Callidus looks at you, another smile curling her lips. "So, how are you breaking her out, Hanegawa? I assume that's what you have planned, right?"That's...ngh...How do you react?...I'm...I'm not breaking her out. What gives you that idea?Before that, I need a way to break in, first. Think you can help me out?
>>41153740Before that, I need a way to break in, first. Think you can help me out?
>>41153740>[x]Before that, I need a way to break in, first. Think you can help me out?Ha ha, time for Enishi!The more high quality Calliduses we have on our side and not trying to hinder us, the easier this will go.
>>41153740Before that, I need a way to break in, first. Think you can help me out?This might be a horrible mistake, but she seems to know already. I don't think denying it would do us any good here.
>>41153740>[X]...I'm...I'm not breaking her out. What gives you that idea?Do we even KNOW if we can trust Enishi? Not to mention that breaking out Chiaki won't help that much... she needs the Golden DE first of all...Oh and finally, FINALLY caught up and can join! Woooooooo!
>>41153787>>...I'm...I'm not breaking her out. What gives you that idea?>>Before that, I need a way to break in, first. Think you can help meMake sure to clarify that we only need to get it.
>>41153740 #[X]...I'm...I'm not breaking her out. But I do need to get her What she needs, and I need help convincing QB of that.Look, if Siberia was any indication,breaking Chiaki out is the worst thing we could do. She needs to get control of her memories and psyche fragments, and being removed from Regalia will only accelerate the corruption process, without helping her get control.
>>41153740>[X]...I'm...I'm not breaking her out. What gives you that idea?
>>41153755>>41153764>>41153779We don't need to break Chiaki out. In fact, everything points to breaking her out as the worst option. Come on, Wendy is the one that wants to break her out. If that doesn't tell you it's a stupid choice, what will?
>>41153740>...I'm...I'm not breaking her out. What gives you that idea?Let´s not rush things here. Better not push our luck.Anyone thinks we can convince Enishi to convince Kyuubey in giving Chiaki the Golden Desert Eagle?
>>41153843Well we need to get her the golden weapons, so we at least need to break in
>>41153788Adding to my previous post:Try to be more confident about the denial. Look shocked, or confused or something. Midori's a Calidus right? She should at least be able to fake things a bit... whether it holds out or not with Enishi remains to be seen, but she should at least try...
>>41153740>Before that, I need a way to break in, first. Think you can help me out?
>>41153740>[x]I don't need to get her out, I need to get something to her.
>>41153886Yeah! Perfect answer!
>>41153740I'll second this: >>41153810
>>41153740>[X]Before that, I need a way to break in, first. Think you can help me out?But preferably >>41153886
>>41153740>[X]Before that, I need a way to break in, first. Think you can help me out?Chiaki is a big girl she can get out of there by her self we only need to get her the right tools first
>>41153855At the least, I think it's worth it to try to talk toQB about this.Midori has seen this before in Siberia.she can ask QB to cross-reference the Witch signature from Siberia with what's in Regalia. I know he tried all the sensors and probes he has, but I don't think he tried scanning for a Witch Barrier.
>>41153740>[x]Before that, I need a way to break in, first. Think you can help me out?
>>41153740>[x]...I'm...I'm not breaking her out. What gives you that idea?
>>41153969wasn't the voting period 20 minutes from decus last post?
>>41154008It's fifteen minutes
>>41154008I thought it was 15 minutes, with extensions if the decision is particularly difficult? Though I wasn't really paying attention to the time stamps in the archived threads...
>>41154027>>41154033thanks, seems like i misremembered this
Okay, now that we are assembled here, it´s time to answer a very important question: Is Kyouko best girl or not?Also, this is a transcendental question, so I don´t want lame answers like "no" or "yes". This is like in school: justify your answer
>>4115413020 minutes was what the original voting rule that came into being at about thread 100 was, but it got bumped down to 15 to speed up threads a little bit and because the extra 5 minutes didn't seem to make much difference.Generally speaking if a lot of votes are coming in or discussion is pretty heated voting extensions happen.
>>41154160 Define 'best girl' first, if you're going to ask for justifications to that kind of question.'Cuz she's definitely awesome, but best depends on circumstances.
>>41154163dammit cooldown what's with the glasses you're not supposed to be that cute.
>>41154200For the best, I mean "better than the rest in general terms"
>>41154160I'd say yes
>>41154224And do you mean "best girl of MGNQ" or "best girl of the source material"?
>>41154163Long time no see!>>41154160She has an eyepatch, fang(s), likes to set things on fire, likes cool shit, and most importantly, she is our best bro.
>>41154269Rumors of my death etc. etc.
>>41154264Best girl in MGNQ. Seriously, anon, it is neccesary that you point all the details? Just answer the question whit what you think is right
>>41154160No, because she isn't Kharn.
>>41154224That's still a bit loose... but eh...So...If you're looking for a friend, a bro, a best bud, then Kyouko is definitely the best. She's friendly, she's optimistic, she's reliable and she'll stay by your side if you don't fuck up in an extreme way. She'll have your back and whatnot.You're gonna need a lot of food though...Also never volunteer to be a distraction unless you like being set on fire...I assume we're talking about MGNQ Kyouko here, right?
>>41154160No. Only Iori is best girl
>>41154296You can't go "justify your answers" without laying boundaries of where this justification can end.That said: no, she is not best girl in MGNQ, because her character has relatively little sophistication to it. It's almost identical to her canon counterpart. This isn't a bad thing for MGNQ, but it disqualifies qualify her for BEST GIRL status.She is absolutely in the top 3, though.
>>41154313Yes, MGNQ Kyouko
>>41154329Here we go...
>>41154337>You can't go "justify your answers" without laying boundaries of where this justification can end. Very VERY good point right here...That said, I rarely think about crap like 'the best' all that seriously. I like all sorts of characters in different ways for different things. That's one of the things that I like about MGNQ, so many likeable characters, including some of the damn villains even!
>>41154421>some>not waifuing pinkyJesus.
So, apparently Enishi is ok with breaking Chiaki out of Regalia, simply because she has "grown rather fond of her". Also, is possible that she will uses her powers to help the plan. Wich seems pretty suspicious to me, considering that an action like that can make you a traitor in the eyes of Kyuubey. What motives can Enishi have to approve such an action?...Is Nevermore time?
>>41154485I think it is
>>41154485Enishi is probably smart and informed enough to conclude that keeping Chiaki in Regalia probably isn't too healthy for her.
>>41154485chances are that QB is using enishi to figure out what we are planning.
jesus fucking christ kill yourself
>>41154485Midori doesn't know about Nevermore lol -_-"That said, I DID point out that there's no reason to trust Enishi, and that there's no way to know if she's being genuine or if QB put her up to anything...But hey, let's just confess that we're planning something to the girl we haven't known for all that long, who has no real reasons to be on our side that we know off, and who is also a more experienced Calidus, made Rank Leader of her Officio...What could possibly go wrong right?Paranoia aside... it seems like a pretty dumb idea from what Midori 'should' know...Wendy at least has some pretty damn obvious motives for wanting to help Chiaki...
>>41154535no bully plz
>>41154537I know about Midori not knowing the nevermore phrase, but what I wanted to point is the possibility of the Spymaster roaming around. Seriously, she being in the Officio is bad already, but right now, with Chiaki condition, is the worst thing that can happens
>>41154556Might be the anti-quest shitposter/misarchivist. Archived early, just in case.
>>41154596Since I haven't read all the Write Ups and whatnot, I have no idea what the Spymaster's goals are, nor those of the 20th Officio. It might be bad... it might be good...However, we need to keep in mind that Chiaki isn't the only Golden Weapon user, nor is she the only focus of 'shit happening' in MGNQ. So it's debatable if the Spymaster herself would be here, or if she has other, more immediate things to deal with...Plus, even if she IS in the building... who the hell is going to find her anyway? It's one of those 'there's nothing you can do about it except move forward' things...
>>41154639The Spymasters goals include fucking things up to get shits and giggles, and being sexually mind broken.
>>41153810>>41153740>[x]...I'm...I'm not breaking her out. But I do need to get her What she needs, and I need help convincing QB of that.Late vote but I would go with this too!
>>41154639Well, Decu confirmed in ask.fm that we will have the opportunity to use the nevermore phrase, and Wendy confirmed that the Spymaster will appear, so better to have our eyes opened
>>41154693LoL... In this case, she would probably just watch... because shit will hit the fan anyway... or she'd encourage Midori and/or Wendy to help the shit to hit the fan faster...Whether that would help Chiaki or not is up for grabs...I'm more worried about Enishi's motives though... I mean... She has a sister in the Second, and a Sister in the First, right? Both of these Officios would have an interest in Chiaki. The Second would probably burn-maim-kill her for being the second coming of the fallen Shieldmaiden...The First is harder to guess at... but since all of its members are supposedly Witch hybrids (can't remember the proper term), then there's a chance that they'd keep an eye on Chiaki in case she turns into a potential asset, or a potential pain in the ass that needs to be exterminated...
>>41154639>>41154715While we're talking about thisIf we ever have any free time with Chiaki, go to a library and find an original English collection of Edgar Allan Poe's poems. Then memorize The Raven.In fact, we should buy one such book and put it behind an emergency container in our Warmaster office with a label above it spelling "IN CASE OF 20th SPYMASTER"We mustn't forget.
>>41153764 >>41153779 >>41153886 >>41153934You stare at Enishi, before shaking your head. Breaking your sempai out of Silent Room Regalia...granted, she's not the first person to suggest that, but it's not on the table just yet. Besides, you're more concerned right now about breaking in, and getting Chiaki something that she desperately needs."I see." The Karasawa heiress nods. "That's not quite as suicidal as my first suggestion, but you're still dealing with breaking enough of the Officio laws to get yourself locked in a tiny box for the rest of the forseeable future. Although..." She looks at you slyly here, a fox-like grin on her lips. "...I don't think you're particularly worried about that, aren't you, Hanegawa?"You look at her squarely and say nothing. Letting your own expression speak for itself."Alright, alright, no need to look at me like I just slept with the Warmaster behind your back, or something." Enishi giggles again, before giving you a poke in the ribs with a finger. "Mind, I AM still the Callidus Rank Leader, and the next in line to become the new Head of the Karasawa Family. That makes it doubly illegal for me to even try and help you in this dubious endeavor. But still..."She turns away, her last words trailing off into silence. When she speaks again, it's with a slow and deliberate tone, the way someone speaks when they're choosing their words carefully."I can't tell you how to break into Silent Room Regalia, but I can at least preoccupy Heartcatch Squad long enough for you to pull off whatever you need to do." Enishi begins to examine her nails again. "Thirty minutes, that's the most I can do. And it has to be in the cover of night, otherwise you're looking for a very loud and very messy infiltration."Thirty minutes? That's...well, that's more than what you were expecting. You're not sure if that'll be long enough for whatever you decide, but that certainly helps.But how's she going to do that? Is she--[1/2]
>>41154761But how's she going to do that? Is she--"I don't know how they did it over at the Tenth, Hanegawa, and I find myself not really all that curious, but over here, we're polite enough not to ask our colleagues of the Hidden Blade to reveal their secrets. Especially well-guarded secrets passed down only from Karasawa to Karasawa." Enishi smiles. "That said, they'll be unharmed for the most bit, which I'm sure you were going to ask next."...Right. Of course. You were just about to ask that. You don't really want anyone getting hurt from all this, you just want to help your sempai."Good. I'm sure Cooldown waved her knife about and talked quite a bit about slitting everyone's throats and being done with it, but that's not exactly how we do things here. Not anymore, anyway." Another contemptuous sniff. "We're not Americans. We're not SAVAGES."Another rustling of silken kimono sleeve, and you find yourself staring at an offered business card. "Take it. My number's on the back. Tell me on the day you're pulling this one off and you won't have to deal with those color-coordinated hipsters for half an hour come nightfall. And they won't remember it either." She nods as you take it. "Just remember, when it all comes down to us getting tortured and Sayaka is putting the thumbscrews in, we never had this conversation."It looks like you've enlisted Karasawa Enishi to help you in your plans. That'll definitely help.What do you do now?Ask if you can ditch the lesson early. You have more people you need talking to.Thank her for her help. Give her a hug, and tell her she'll find the man of her dreams yet.Is the...is the lonely virgin thing all an act, or what?
>>41154807Thank her for the help. Give her a hug, and tell her she'll find the man of her dreams yet.
>>41154807>>41154761>But how's she going to do that?Force feed them icecream while watching some TV-Drama with them.
>>41154807>[X]Is the...is the lonely virgin thing all an act, or what?>[X]Thank her for her help. Give her a hug, and tell her she'll find the man of her dreams yet.Primarily be a slut. Grope her while at the hugging.
>>41154761>>41154807Man, Enishi just offered to pleasure an entire squad of magical girls. Things must be serious.
>>41154807>[x]Is the...is the lonely virgin thing all an act, or what?
>>41154807>Thank her for her help. Give her a hug, and tell her she'll find the man of her dreams yet.Then>Ask if you can ditch the lesson early. You have more people you need talking to.
>>41154807>[X]Thank her for her help. Give her a hug, and tell her she'll find the man of her dreams yet.I've found a new level of respect for Enishi.
>>41154807Is the...is the lonely virgin thing all an act, or what?There is no possible way we cannot ask her this.
>>41154807>[X]Thank her for her help. Give her a hug, and tell her she'll find the man of her dreams yet.While there's no way to know if Enishi's actually on our side or not... or her reasons for helping us, might as well go with it.That said, if we want things to work right, we need to keep up the image that nothing's wrong... and the lessons would give Cooldown more time to scout out that vault and possibly think of ways to break into it.Plus, being late to lessons, and then leaving early too, would draw more attention than we need from anyone with two brain cells to rub together, especially if they know that Midori's Soul Gem is linked to Chiaki's and what it implies...
>>41154807Thank her for her help. Give her a hug, and tell her she'll find the man of her dreams yet.Ask if you can ditch the lesson early. You have more people you need talking to.
>>41154807[X] Other: Thank her, and finish the lesson as planned, and text QB we wish to talk with him at his earliest convenience. We must keep up appearances.Don't be a bitch to the person who just said they'll help us. That's something an Amerifat like Wendy would do.
>>41154807>[X]Thank her for her help. Give her a hug, and tell her she'll find the man/woman of her dreams yet.Don't assume guys
>>41154807>[X]Thank her for her help. Give her a hug, and tell her she'll find the man of her dreams yet.>[X]Is the...is the lonely virgin thing all an act, or what?
>>41154761>people don't like that body and that personality.How do people in this universe have so much shit taste?
>>41154807The Karasawas turn into futas. That's their clan secret.
>>41154807>[X]Is the...is the lonely virgin thing all an act, or what?Please, dear god
>>41154905I thought a Q&A session said that futas are a thing that can happen in MGNQ for more than one reason?Like 4th shady drugs, Calidus bullshit, etc?
>>41154928I thought this bullshit got retconned.I wished it did.
>>41154947>actual magic exists>pinky can warp peoples bodies and turn them into demons>nah, futas are unrealisticSure thing.
>>41154807>[X]Is the...is the lonely virgin thing all an act, or what?
>>41154947MGNQ is a universe with a tall, Russian berserker with a foot long tongue with a thing for blondes...Futas are not that weird... and tbh, if magical girls were real, you can bet your ass that at least 30% of them would think of it and find a way to do it for some reason or another...That's what I think anyway...
>>41154947Mr. Decu's Wild Ride entered his magical realm a long time ago, buddy.
>>41154964Why are you trying to justify this blatant /d/ tier bullshit fetish insert? Are we the magical realm now?
>>41154807>Thank her for her help. Give her a hug, and tell her she'll find the man of her dreams yet.Maybe with more gender-neutral language, she kinda did just admit that she wants the chiakipus
>>41154984>a tall, Russian berserker with a foot long tongue with a thing for blondes...With the IQ of a Fruit Bat from what I've heard.
>>41154914You just can't resist hitting the big red button, even if it makes us look like a bitch for asking right after Enishi said she'll put her life and career on the line for us, can you.
>>41154995>Are we the magical realm now?>now
Voting has ended banner where? It's been 15 mins if I'm not miscounting...
>>41155038Lol...Btw, how come no NECO? Is the cat on vacation or something?
>>41154995>>41155027I thought relative to how things were going we crossed that threshold before the first thread was ever made ?
>>41155043Jesus Christ, hold on to your fucking panties, anon.
>>41155010More like impulse control issues
>>41155068But anon, I'm not wearing any panties...It's way to hot for them... or anything else for that matter...
>>41155010Isn't being dumb as shit a prerequisite for most Eversors?
>>41155058Honestly? The half-in-character gimmick got old a long-ass time ago so I decided to just drop it.For now.
>>41155080Jesus, don't start this shit. I would rather the blonde posting.
>>41155095You're just trying to start the blonde posting.
>>41155080l-l-lewd>>41155086It's more likely that Eversors are trained to be dumb as shit.
>>41155102No. I am simply stating that it's better than even more circlejerking. It's still annoying, but it hurts no-one.
>>41155086Nope, being pussy magnet is.Also Kharn started out as Vindicare, but based Mosin-Nagant is as much a melee weapon as it is a rifle. And it's a damn good rifle.
>>41155089Ah, I see~.It's harder to keep track of that kind of stuff when reading the archives, especially since I tended to ignore a lot of talks and focused on Decu posts and whatnot, since I wanted to catch up and actually participate...Either way, as long as things are kept in order I don't particularly care. XD
>>41155074>>41155086> being dumb as shit a prerequisite for most EversorIs that supposed to explain this one then ?
>>41155111Probably not specifically, but things like being trained to have a horrible blood rage trigger, how to enter a self-induced mind-coma in the absence of a body, how best to disconnect your body's pain response from your soul, those probably take their toll on you
>>41155141No, we're going to need to go a bit further to explain Kuretard Kirikunt.
>>41155111I can't see any tactical advantage to training your megucas to be idiots.
>>41155130>XDYou know, I think I would rather prefer the magical realm to this.
>>41155111Disagree. Leman Russ is the second most clever girl after the Spymaster (according to Wendy). Gavrill Madaraki (sister of the Warmaster of the 13th and Magical Girl Sundowner) is as clever as her sister, but also insane. Eversosrs CAN be clever, but most likely they are too hot-blooded to use their brain at full capacity. And also, Kharn is possible the most dumb of all
>>41155086Eversors seem to be muscleheads, but the notable ones don't strike me as particularly stupid.Kharn's crazy, but she's not stupid, no matter how you look at it. Someone stupid doesn't survive as long as she did. If she was just plain stupid, she'd have just killed Midori in the Siberia arc, instead of actually listening to her after being bitch-slapped.Then there's Sayaka, an idealist, sure, but definitely not dumb... and anyone calling Kyouko dumb deserves to be slapped lol...Plus, I doubt QB wants complete idiots for his top Eversors...
>>41155169I don't know, she didn't see that bad when she was with Oriko at least (whose memory I hoped they remembered to wipe).
>>41155111>implyingSallaka a bitch, but absolutely not a dumb.Kirika wasn't an idiot either, just unstable.Kharn is an extremely mentally scarred individual who was turned into a Witch/meguca chimera.QB has no reason to turn a large part of his fighting force into retards.
>>41155123>Kharn started out as a VindicareUntil the Maeorus experiments, anyway. Those took their toll on her mentally, reducing her intellect to where she can't use a gun anymore.Don't blame her for being stupid; she can't help it, much like many anons.
>>41155169You do realize that even with the Golden Weapon affecting her, Kirika was still smart enough to create a plan that nearly got Chiaki killed up until she got a sniper bullet to the face, right? Not to mention that if Sayaka hadn't been roped in to protect Misaka, then that plan would have failed too because of Kirika's countermeasures.Insane as fuck? YES!Stupid? NO!
>>41155111Now relative to everything I thought Kharn just had low intelligence outside of anything combat (or intercourse) related ?
>>41155232Yeah, we really shouldn't neglect the horrible mad science cage fights that happened to Kharn for all those years
>>41155237>got a sniper bullet to the faceSo I'm guessing they couldn't show her to Oriko after they struck her down then ?
>Trusting EnishiWHATCOULDPOSSIBLYGO WRONG
>>41155271Pretty much nope... There's a lot of writing involved, so I don't remember the exact details... but I do believe that the riffle in question pretty much reduced her head to nothing...
>>41155273Everything, same as trusting anybodyThis entire quest is a continuous stream of horrible possibilitiesAlso we need a midori version of this picture
>>41155273Well as long as you don't see a dog costume around I guess you're okay.
>>41155273if you read some votes there were some people that wanted to talk this with QB so at lest we know that it could be worst
>>41155297>>41155271It actually blew her upper body into a fine, red mist.
>>41155299trust nobody, not even yourself from this timeline
>>41155271>>41155297>pretty much reduced her head to nothing...Everything above her waist was turned into a fine red mist.Godoka bless Misaka.
>>41155364From the waist up, only red mist
>Teaming up with Enishi>Not teaming up with BEST KOUHAI
>>41155329I wasn't here for that, sadly. It seems like the perfect choice to finally kill off Midori. Though Decu wouldn't let that happen to his favorite shitty moeblob.
>>41153668Hey I heard on /jp/ that Dan does art for these threads sometimes.Is this true /tg/?
>>41155374I'd say that's a bit of an exaggeration... I mean what would you need to shoot with to get that kind of result... without pasting Chiaki too. After all, at the time, she WAS stabbing Kirika with a knife while missing her favorite drinking arm and all that...
>>41155374Well whats going to be done with the Magical talking sword that calls itself her now then ?
>>41155351>trust nobody, not even yourselfMGNQ Finale right here.
>>41155273>Einshi is a lunatic princess>She's actually quite reasonableThese naming themes make no sense.
>>41155396He does.Go check his page.
>>41155396He's done a few pieces, they're on his website too
>>41155396yes, he also has a gallery for the stuff on clonemanga
>>41155326What is this from?
>>41155396He does, the circlejerking is infinite.
>>41155329Anon, Kyuubey is not an unreasonable being. Remember that he is the one who wanted to help Chiaki hide her condition (although is possible that she was waiting for Malal´s mindwipe). In the end, Midori can justify her demands with the knowledge she adquired during Siberia.So, is not THAT bad to have a little faith in the incubator, but first is better to check how much we can trust him
>>41155406It isn't and it was an anti-tank rifle.>>41155408Nothing? Once in a while we are going to use it to stab a motherfucker.
>>41155396He does, check his website. This quest has cute girls by the dozens and metric tonnes of abject suffering, so it's right up his alley.
>>41155384>implying Decu likes Midori>implying anon just doesn't cling to her so hard he can't kill her off without huge fallout
>>41155408 Well, the magical talking sword really owes Chiaki for saving Oriko... so it's probably going to be a bit more cooperative than it was before...Not to mention that dual wielding Golden Weapons seemed to be pretty effective, if very sanity reducing... so it would be a good thing to have along with the DE...Kirika's still a crazy bitch though... so fuck knows what will happen...
>>41155446Dan-sempai predicted the wings before all of us!
>>41155440But Decu said he likes her because she's his mutated, aborted creation.Though I wish he would just end the waifu shit.
>>41155406>I'd say that's a bit of an exaggeration... I mean what would you need to shoot with to get that kind of result...without pasting Chiaki tooGoogle "Anti-tank rifle".
>>41155430how do we check on kyuubeys trustworthiness?
>>41155382Kumatora needs to show up again
>>41155384The amount of dumb in your post alone is enough for 50 MGNQ-Threads.
>>41155396You're really slow on this anon. Go check up his page. Maybe you'll get up to speed with the rest of us. Don't worry. You couldn't possibly be slower than decu's update speed!
>>41155493Don't worry, I only concentrate my dumb on any Midori decisions. Someone has to counterbalance the retardation.
>>41155471Complicated. With the right questions? We can say something like "in Siberia, I checked that the Golden Eagle has the ability to calm down Chiaki in cases of mental stress" (not true the Siberia part, but the last it´s).Let´s see how he reacts from that point
>>41155462You think he'll do another anniversary pic for thread 300?
>>41155509If we will ever get there, at this rate.
>>41155504But anon, you are the retardation in here.
>>41155406I'm a bit skeptical about it myself but I'm not the one telling the story so. >>41155422A game called "I thought it would be Harem Heaven but it was Yandere Hel".I'm unsure if its been released in English however.
>>41155552Nah, the elusive Midorifags are the retardation. Wendyfags are also a big problem.
>>41155506he would immediately know what we are after. not a problem if he is willing to cooperate but if he doesn't believe us he will certainly increase security.
>>41155571Waifus were a mistake.
>>41155572But anon, if we talk to him, we are going to make clear that we want her to have the DEagle, and also that is going to be good for her and the Officio. There is no need to lie, only to hide details, like the converation with Manuke or Pinky intervention. I think that it could work well if we approach this with caution
>>41155571I remember the idiotic waifu wars. Midori and Wendy are good for nothing but using their soft butts as pillows.
>>41155571>Wendyfag trying to falseflagNow your anal annihilation makes sense. You sad sad little person.
>>41155467>End the waifu shitThere is no getting of Mr. Decu's Wild Ride, anondon't forget: it's here forever
>>41155605The waifu wars never ended. It's just a waifu cold war right now.
>>41155509The entire cast dressed as Spartans?>>41155540We'll get there. We might be old, but Decu will get us there.
>people arguing on which waifu is best or worst>not realizing Pinky holds both titles
>>41155617Rump ragnaröked Midorifag detected. Activate the Dan Kim filters. All waifus are shit. Waifufaggotry in general is for desperate thirsty motherfuckers. Midori a shit. Wendy a shit. Sayaka is a beast to be tamed, then let go. Kyuubey a final boss of the Chiaki harem. Kyoko is the easiest of them all. Come to think of it, we haven't seen our little adopted railgun sister for quite a while.
>>41155605>good for nothing
>>41155632I'll never get the waifu wars... can't people just fap to those girls in their own heads or smth... or commission art, or pervy write-ups of questionable quality?Seriously...Ah well... who am I kidding, it's only a matter of time until I feed the flames and all that...
>>41155382we will bring her with us soon>>41155430remember that he knew about the memory wipe but did noting besides trying to get as much information out of us as possible his talk about concealing her before the mind wipe means little because he expected that(and maybe a surgery) to solve thatwe are ultimately a chess piece to him, a highly valuable one like a queen but just like a queen ultimately expendable for a greeter benefit
>>41155675>commission write-ups>implying they won't do it for free
>>41154848 >>41154840 >>41154864 >>41154882You can't help it. You went into this expecting nothing but the worst - instead, you have the Callidus Rank Leader of the Ninth actually volunteering to stick out her neck for you. Risking life and career - all to help you save Chiaki from the agonizing death she's trapped in. Simply because you decided to be honest rather than lie outright.So you let yourself go and hug her. Throwing your arms around the taller, softer woman with the glare that rivalled your Sempai's in both intensity and intent, made much more effective by her severely-cut fringe. Briefly you feel her freeze up at the contact, before you feel her sleeved hand gingerly pat you on the back, in lieu of returning the embrace. ...Haha, she's really awkward when it comes to physical contact, huh?"It's...not something I particularly indulge in, especially with colleagues. But fine, just this once." The Karasawa offspring squeaks out, and you can't help but giggle and squeeze her tighter at that. The hand patting your back quickly increases in pace, feeling less of a gesture of camaraderie and more of tapping out while being locked in a particularly painful submission hold. You giggle again, and finally let her go.She's...she's not really as bad as people make her out to be. She'll get someone to call her own yet, for sure!"W-who died and made you Miss Lonelyhearts?!" Enishi laughs here, a forced laugh, clearly trying to camouflage her surprise at your prediction. "Mind, that's...that's very nice of you to say, Hanegawa, but you shouldn't tell people things like that just because you're grateful, you know? That sets a very awful precedent of getting their hopes up for nothing."...You're not trying to do that! It's just...you know she'll find someone to love her! You just know she would![1/2]
>>41155685True...I'd actually do stuff like that myself if I thought my writing was up to snuff, or that I could portray the characters properly...Then again... I probably shouldn't... If I get into pervy write-ups... it's only a matter of time until I find a way to get tentacles in... ... with the 4th it's pretty easy...
>>41155596if we mention the GW/DE to kyuubey and he doesn't agree with us he will know what we are after. this would make stealing the thing much harder.i don't really mind telling kyuubey about the "refocusing chiakis existence" plan as i think he will bite but telling him about the core element as a test is very risky.
>>41155682Indeed, but Midori doesn´t know anything about Malal, the mindwipe or Kyuubey knowing. It would be in character to beg Kyuubey to give the DEeagle to Chiaki. After all, Kyuubey doesn´t have any motives not to trust us, and he knows that we deeply care about the warmaster
>>41155411Just kneecap them both. The real one will like it.
>>41155721Do you really have to end every sentence with an ellipsis?
>>41155509What do you guys want for a thread 300 pic?A big cast pic again? Everyone as animals? A movie-like poster? A game-like poster?Your input appreciated.Also: do we include writeup characters now or what?
>>41155719"That's...alright, alright, no need to shout, you'll break through the illusion and cause dissonance." Enishi laughs again. "And don't misunderstand me. I'm not trying to score any points with anyone. It's just...well, it's our Warmaster." She shrugs. "Helping her when she needs it - it's only the decent thing to do, right?"You nod. Kyuubey's trying to help her too, you realize that yourself, just that his kind of help--"He's just playing it safe. But I agree, it's going to do much worse than good. Good luck trying to convince him of that, though."Right. That's...that's going to be an ordeal of its own, really.Anyway, er. Is it okay if you ask Enishi something? You look at her with an apologetic look on your face. It's probably something that'll make her mad, but you just have to ask. Otherwise--"Otherwise you'll spend the rest of the day wondering if you did." It's here that Enishi sighs again, before flipping her mass of perfectly-long, perfectly-black hair over her shoulder with a hand, strangely reminiscent of your sempai back when she was sporting the ponytail. "I'll do you one better: what I use is actually a combination of expensive shampoos along with a herbal mix that--"Is the lonely virgin thing a complete act or what?Enishi falls silent here, both her eyes slowly opening to look at you. It takes her a few moments to actually speak, and when she does, it's with genuine awe in her voice. Her eyes, usually narrowed, are now wide-eyed astonishment."...What gave it away?" The Karasawa Callidus shakes her head in disbelief. "I'm...Hanegawa, this is serious. I never thought I'd ever be found out - no one ever came close to seeing through me. No one except you." She grabs both your hands with her own, desperation clear in her voice. "Hanegawa, how...? Tell me what I did wrong! Please!"[2/3]
>>41155752Game like Poster! I am voting for it right now and if I could I'd fund it!
>>41155759That's...what? Was it all really an act?!How do you respond?W-what?! I was just guessing...! Honest!No one's really that crazy for a relationship! Seriously!Just turn down the thirst a couple of notches and you'll be fine, Karasawa-sempai!
>>41155752>What do you guys want for a thread 300 pic?Everyone on rollercoaster. Mr. Deculture's wild ride never ends.>Also: do we include writeup characters now or what?No writeups.Canon only.Final destination!Wendy can stay.
>>41155775>[X]Just turn UP the thirst a couple of notches and you'll be fine, Karasawa-sempai!
>>41155775>[x]W-what?! I was just guessing...! Honest!>[x]I mean, what Callidus could be a virgin, right?
>>41155775No one's really that crazy for a relationship! Seriously!I like where this is going.
>>41155775>Just turn down the thirst a couple of notches and you'll be fine, Karasawa-sempai!
>>41155775>[X]No one's really that crazy for a relationship! Seriously!Except for yours truly.
>>41155759>No one's really that crazy for a relationship! Seriously!Smug look! Important!If it proves to be true, Enishi wll be impressed. And it is false, we can always flatter her with a "Whoa, sensei! You really got me there! You are a very goodd callidus!"
>>41155775>[x]"Try not to kill me with that huge amount of sarcasm."
>>41155775>[x]Just turn down the thirst a couple of notches and you'll be fine, Karasawa-sempai!
>>41155775>[X]Just turn down the thirst a couple of notches and you'll be fine, Karasawa-sempai!>>41155752I'm fine with whatever really, Dan hardly disappoints.
>>41155752This >>41155788 With Everyone like the 200 poster. This is way better than the 300 gags I was thinking.
>>41155752Everyone as Chiakipus.
>>41155775>[X]Just turn down the thirst a couple of notches and you'll be fine, Karasawa-sempai!I have no words, seriously. I simply didn't see this one coming, at all. Let's not admit to guessing though. Hell, with the option being there, maybe Midori really did notice IC, or had subconscious suspicions.Plus, appearing professional might score us some more points, Enishi doesn't seem to like flustered behavior and all that if her earlier reaction to the late arrival was any indication...
>>41155791I'm gonna need a sauce on that right there picture.
>>41155788>>41155828>not realizing Dan had writeup characters in the thread 200 one
>>41155775>[X]No one's really that crazy for a relationship! Seriously!
>>41155775>[X]W-what?! I was just guessing...! Honest!>>41155726I also take into account that Midori doesn't have the nicest history with incubators and would be more likely to turn to fellow Mahou Shojo that to then
>>41155839NSFW: http://www.pixiv DOT net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=27903501Made it notalink just in case
>>41155775>No one's really that crazy for a relationship! Seriously!>Just turn down the thirst a couple of notches and you'll be fine, Karasawa-sempai!
>>41155866Dankeshön, Anonymous.Have a rare Valnikov Kharn in return.
>>41155671For some odd reason the Clara Dolls are beginning to look like Aori and Hotaru to me.
>>41155788Agreed. No writeup characters.Better yet, just have the main cast from the Ninth (including former members, like Kharn and Malal, and the deceased like Yuma).
>>41155911>Aori and HotaruYou mean Callie and Marie?
>>41155938I would rather no writeup characters ever again, not again in the history of the universe.
>>41155752>do we include writeup characters nowI'd rather we didn't include anybody that only appeared outside the main threads if possible. There's enough characters just going by the main threads. And the write-up boom that happened since the last pic, and some authors might end up feeling left out if it turns out there's not enough room for their characters along with everyone else. And it would crowd it with people most of the fandom doesn't even recognize, and would steal space from their favorite characters. This, of course, includes me, as nobody from my stuff has actually appeared in the main thread in anything more significant than a namedrop.I had a better argument than this prepared, but I lost it somewhere. Anyway just do what you yourself want to do. If you want to go through the extra effort of including write-up characters, that's fine, too.
>>41155955Are those their English names ? I was wondering about that actually.
>>41155957This this this
>>41155897Looks like Leman Russ to me
>>41156014Same thing with r63, really. Except with more heresy.
>>41155957good to see you doodare thing easier of your ask.fm now?
>>41156026Leman Russ is a writeup character
>>41155938>>41155788Y'guys really don't like the writeup characters, huh?Well, I'll keep that in mind.Anyway, I'll try for a movie poster. Roller-coaster idea is shit though, so that's out.
>>41156041Writeups are terrible because they put the main quest on hiatus and you should be ashamed.
>>41156061>put the main quest on hiatusu 'avin a giggle m8?
>>41156095You faggot, you don't remember when the clusterfuck that is writeups delayed the quest by two weeks?That made them soar from a respectable position of "Neutral" to "literally the second worst thing in the entire universe" for me.
>>41156060>Roller-coaster idea is shit though, so that's out.Dan, pls.
>>41156061>they put the main quest on hiatusMaybe you don't get the concept of writeups, but Decu doesn't write them. They don't affect the threads at all.
>>41156060Are butts going to be included in the picture?
>>41156122You say that like the quest hasn't been delayed for 2 weeks by anything else.
>>41156134No shit, nigger. But they did affect the quest by delaying it due to Decu dealing with their canonization bullshit. Do you niggers seriously not remember that?>>41156140It has. It currently occupies to post of "literally the worst thing in the entire universe".It is weather.
>>41156134>>41156095>What is the Writefagpocalypse of March 2015>What is Deculture taking a 2 week break to sort out the horseshit writefags made themselves into
>>41156060is it wrong that I find Sayaka and Wendy really cute in this image?
>>41156122next to Decu delaying the quest by two months all by himself, that is quite forgettable
>>41156134They did cause a hiatus - Decu wanted to get canon/non-canon status of his world in order, so he essentially sat down with all the writefags and sorted it out. It was a mess.
>>41156169But I can't possible hate the Lepus Dextera Lunae. I must blame some other incorporeal entity for this quest's misfortunes.
>>41156131The figures will get tiny as the roller coaster leads off into the distance, the roller coaster itself will eat up valuable space in the drawing, and anyone sitting in the coaster will have the same boring pose.>>41156139Of course.
>>41156169But that was Deculture doing that to himself. Meanwhile, writefags directly caused a delay--but for the writefags, the 2 week delay wouldn't have happened (unless there was bad weather).
If anything, the bitching about writeups was the problem. Sans vocal asspain, they would have remained the same nebulous caonon-or-not-whatever-who-actually-cares they were prior.
>>41156168No, anon. The image was drawn by Dan Kim - all the girls in his drawings are cute, even those who aren't supposed to be.ESPECIALLY the ones who aren't supposed to be.
>>41156169>>41156155>>41156154>mfw on the irc at the time>mfw all the writefags wer like "well that sucks but we don't really care one way or another, whatever you think is the best for the quest, do that>mfw Wendy and Archivalfag who skype with decu are the driving force behind this change entirely>mfw Archivalfag made a faction in the setting whose gimmick was that they don't matter, and then rageleft after becoming one of the two canon writefags because his faction couldn't be made to matter fast enough
>>41156196So I take it they went to Wo's hungry hat emporium ?
>>41156154You mean that thing that happened once and isn't going to happen again because writeups aren't canon anymore?Gee, it sure is great that there's nothing else that delays MGNQ, isn't it?
>>41156247So Wendy is the evil.It only makes sense.I retract my post of "literally the second worst thing in the universe".
>>41156259Nom, nom, nom...
>>41156268It can light up too apparently.
>>41156264I wouldn't quite blame it on her, at least not alone, it's the whole situation with some being more equal than others.It was also really blatant at the time that Decu was being forced into it and didn't want to do it at all.Later on, a thing happened where Decu mentioned that there is for example zero issue with the canonicity of Malal's things so far, and someone dared him to make it canon, and he was like "okay it's canon faggot".Then something happened behind the curtain, and this is apparently why Malal doesn't go to the channel anymore.It leaves a really bitter aftertaste, because Malal is a pretty cool guy.
>>41156346And this is why you don't circlejerk, kids. It goes hand in hand with drama.It would really be better for Decu to just abandon the whole /tg/ idea and use a random number generator for the choices instead.
>>41156372So just go full blown fanfiction?
>>41156372I think that leaving anons the option to write what they want is one of the most attractive things in this quest
>>41156372Didn't Decu say in a thread way back when that the only reason why he's able to keep going with MGNQ is the interaction with the players? Since otherwise he'd never be motivated enough and stuff to keep writing the story on his own?Do note that there don't seem to be any write-ups or anything made by Decu himself for example...
>>41156388This is already fanfiction, Anon.Horrible, horrible fanfiction crossover with inserting your own fetishes, and Decu makes us take part of the blame.It's awful, really.
>all this "it was X's fault!" It was Y's fault!"I know Decu generally tries to avoid getting commenting on drama, but it would be nice to see him lay the smackdown on this nonsense.
>>41156414I wish he would just completely disown all the writeup bullshit. In the end, having him comment and participate in it just spells drama and depression.
>>41156412But anon, PMMM with 40k elements is an awesome idea!Jokes aside, if it was that bad, it wouldn't have enough fans to get this much art, a wiki page, and a metric fuck ton of write-ups.It wouldn't have lasted this long either.
>>41156346I was going to basically sit this out, but I feel this point deserves clarity at least - Malal didn't WANT to be canon again (because it requires adhering to an ever-shifting set of facts and it was making it hard for him to tell the story he wanted to tell) and he felt like he was being forced into it all of a sudden. The whole kerfuffle freaked him out so bad he just decided not to go back, because conflict isn't something he handles well.The rest came about mostly because there were something like fifteen writers with almost no supervision doing whatever they wanted, nobody was being informed as to what was going on, there were basically entirely different factions completely out of touch with one another, and we just needed to do some sweeping organization so the setting didn't turn into a complete clusterfuck. We tried to take care of it in a way that made sure the newly non-canon writers would still get attention in threads and be easily-accessible for the people that enjoyed their work.People can blame me or whatever, but it was what it was.
>>41156439A lot of awful things get lots of fans, Anon. It's the reason why DoTA, LoL, hell, all MoBAs still exist. Humans love awful.
>>41156372Or maybe swap over to using a non-anon forum. There's less of an inequality between writers and watchers that way,and samefagging doesn't happen?
>>41156439>But anon, PMMM with 40k elements is an awesome idea!Relative to the storyline of that I was surprised no one has made any Ordo Hereticus (Witch Hunter) jokes or parodies yet.
>>41156444Do we actually know how many people read which writeups? We should set up a poll or something. For informational purposes.
>>41156466Thus further promote circlejerking?Nah, that would be the final nail in the coffin. It would quickly get flooded with even more non-'chan weebs and became a giant sausagefest with the moonrabbit (sadly) in the middle. We get enough drama as it is just with the IRC stuff.
>>41156444People are gonna find someone to blame no matter what you, or anyone says, regardless of logic.Some people will love the write-ups, canon or otherwise, because they expand on an interesting setting, making it more rich, or even just because they give more content. Kind of like when you play a good game, and want to see more of it, and end up reading fanfiction, looking up fan-art, etc...Other people will hate write-ups, or won't care about them, because the quest is all they care about...Ultimately, there will always be SOME kind of conflict. Whether it's about write-ups, stupid decisions, waifus, or whatever.
>>41156477number of hits on pastebins and wiki is a pretty good indicator.TwiceBorn, Ratmie, Attarou, and Midori all get a few hundred, with Attarou leading. Wendy and Arch do have a lot more than that.
>>41156522Still isn't a poll, and pastebin viewer counts are as reliable as Youtube's. Something of an official poll would clear up a whole lot of mist.
>>41156477>>41156477May not be entirely useful. There's a lot of writeups and I know I haven't got through them all.
>>41156457While it's true that people will love awful crap for no good reasons, in this particular case, no one's shoving it in their faces, or yours for that matter.MGNQ doesn't have advertising or anything. At best, someone might have it recommended to them by a friend, like what happened on my end.That said... what is or isn't 'awful' is pretty subjective. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that crap.
>>41156346Has Malal stopped writing altogether? I stopped reading write-ups nine months ago or so, but I was interested in his stuff and wanted to get back to it eventually...
>>41156563To me, Anonymous, everything is both beautiful and awful at the same time. Rage and lust combined to form a whirlwind of wonderful emotion. The yin and yang of the internet.just kidding everything is fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>41156569Does anyone remember what his ask.fm was?
>>41156543Official polls aren't very trustworthy, though. There is no reliable way to gauge interest that can't be hugely overinflated with fake numbers.
>>41155382I thought that was Black Rock Shooter for a moment.
>>41156763That's her facecatch, yes.
>>41156763That's because she's based off of BRS. This entire quest is filled to the brim with references, anon.
>>41156773>>41156796I find the lack of Dead Master to be disappointing then.
>>41156829With luck there's a golden scythe
>>41156829Decu confirmed in ask.fm that Dead Master is in The First Officio (althought I don´t know if is still canon)
>>41156870There are two golden scythes (a pair), and I think the 8th has them
>>41156829I'm pretty damn sure there will be Golden Scythe waiting for us somewhere. The ones I'm not sure about is Golden Knife and Golden Zweihander.
>>41154466What are you doing? Not trying to fill this thread with asinine arguments?
>>41156870>>41156873In that case I wonder is there a chance he will feature other characters like Dragon Slayer, Black Devil Girl or Black Matagi then ?
>>41156899Worse, I'm trying to reduce the amount of asinine arguments.
>>41156910Well, Matoi Ryouko in the First is canon, and Decu put somewhere that the Sailor Moon girls (or at least Usagi) are in the First too. lso, in the write ups o the 16th, Nahona appears as a member of the First
>>41156959>NahonaIt's kind of unfair that they have a gundam in there ranks
>>41156959To be honest, not having at least some Sailor Soldiers as expys in the First Officio would've been borderline blasphemous. Not having Usagi anywhere in MGNQ's world would've been straight-up blasphemous.
>>41156959I'm surprised Zero from Drakenguard isn't somewhere in this given what kind of organization is being run.
this is the most manchild thing I've ever seen
>>41155802 >>41155799 >>41155821 >>41155827She...Enishi's not being sarcastic, is she? Is she for real? She's not just doing this to make a fool out of you or something, right?You stare into those wide-open crimson eyes, and very slowly realize the truth. The truth that you had unwittingly stumbled into in a moment of grateful, relieved kindness.As your sempai would have cheerfully grumbled out in this exact same situation - The FUCK?"I, ah, er..." You find yourself suddenly at a loss for words, before finally managing them after desperately kicking your brain for anything. ...Well, being honest got her to help, you might as well try it here, right? "It...it was really subtle, Karasawa-sempai, but I think you were just exaggerating your relationship needs a bit too much! Maybe turn it down a couple of notches, and then you'll be perfect...!""Relationship needs...?" Enishi echoes, seemingly shellshocked at this. "Turn it down a couple of notches...? I... I see!" The Callidus nods animatedly. "I'll definitely take note of this for next time!"You...well, you're happy for her, and happy that you managed to help out. Just...why would she want to pretend to be a lonely virgin in the first place? Why would anyone?!You don't ask that, of course. You don't really trust yourself to handle any more surprises right now. Instead, you tell her what you think she wants to hear, and she eats it up readily enough. Enough that she actually gives you the rest of the lesson off, for being such a big help and...well, 'having bigger fish to fry', as she put it. She told the class a moment later, and this got you smiling wider, as the entire class expressed their collective displeasure at your early departure. You never thought you'd hear anyone except your sempai being sad about you leaving, but there it is.[1/2]
>>41154160Kyoko is 4th best.
>>41157094So now we must find out who Enishi's boning.
>>41157130Or she just doesn't care about being a virgin.
>>41157082Yeah, it's terrible.
>>41157130we all know it's mami
>>41157141Or maybe she really is a lonely virgin, but she's just telling herself that she's pretending to be one so that the pain is more bearable?
>>41157160>futa on futaUnlikely.She's probably secretly meeting with one of the vindicare squads or maybe even heartcatch squad
>>41157176This made me facepalm irl, congratulations lol.
>>41157176Nah. I don't think she is self-deceiving
>>41157187They have boyfriends.
>>41157082Welcome to 4chan, anon. Enjoy your stay. It's not going to get better.
>>41157130It would be more interesting to find out why she's hiding it though.Well... actually... it's probably something related to her family. Odds are that she's seeing someone that they wouldn't approve of or something and she's making sure that they don't find out.That's my speculation for the moment.
>>41157094You made your exit soon after apologizing wholeheartedly and bowing to your students a couple of times. Completely missing Enishi's half-choked sob of misery that erupted the moment you left the training hall. ...Well, even if you did catch it, you were too busy feeling like a million dollars after what happened to think anything of it.Maybe things are finally looking up! Maybe, just maybe, things will work out the way they're supposed to for once, and...! "Excuse me?" A voice suddenly speaks up behind you, making you freeze despite its warm, smooth tones and crystal-clear enunciation. A sharply resonant voice, tugging at your memories, scraping at your conscience. A voice that you never thought you'd hear before.An idol's voice. An idol with long brown hair and eyes the color of melted chocolate. A voice that you've heard moan in pleasure and then scream in terror in the space of an hour. Eyes that you'd personally seen display a cascade of emotions, from love to hate and finally to stark fear - all in the span of a single night. "I'm sorry, I'm a bit lost at the moment, but would you know where I can find Chiaki Matsuda-san here? I'm told she's an officer of sorts here, so..."You turn to behold none other than Minase Iori before you, dressed rather smartly - businesslike, almost, like she's popping in for a walk-in interview. Looking completely nothing like the girl you nearly had raped a couple of lifetimes ago - and at the same time reminding you of that very same night as if it was just yesterday.The night you met Chiaki, at the same night that you've officially hit the lowest, most absolutely disgusting point of your life.What...What is she doing here?How do you react?
>>41157251Maybe she isn't actually meeting anyone specific, and instead she is slutting herself all over the place.
>>41157208>heterosexual magical girlsBUT THAT'S FORBIDDEN LOVE
>>41157260>IoriBURN THE HERETICKILL HERFLAY HER FLESH>[X] FLESH OF THE FALLEN ANGELS
>>41157260Spill your spaghetti and flee while she's distracted!
>>41157260Wonder briefly if Pinky would enjoy her soul with some chocolate syrup.Then go bully her.
>>41157260[X]"I'm sorry... The Warmaster is currently indisposed."
>>41157260Dafuq? What is Iori doing near the Callidus training hall? Why a normie is roaming freely in the Officio? Why no one is accompaning her?NEVERMORE TIMEEEEEE!!!!(That, or I am too paranoid)
>>41157260Rape her a second time. Don't forget to film it.
>>41157260Finish the job. Rape her like you were paid to.>[x]Tell her that the Warmaster is currently indisposed, but since you are her aid, you would be happy to take a message for her.
>>41157260[x]apologize, say she can't see anybody today[x]promise to contact her as soon as you know when she's available[xxxxxx]follow through on promise later
>>41156155That happened cause of the bitching.
>>41157260[x]stay calm, tell her that chiaki-san is currently on a mission and will not be back for some time. offer to pass on a message.
>>41157260>[X] Ignore her. It's not like she can help in any way, and saving Sempai is more important. Plus, someone else can feed her bullshit and tell her that Chiaki's indisposed and that she can't receive visitors.This should keep us moving forward me thinks, because I doubt that Iori can have any real impact. Sure, interacting with her might be interesting for Midori's development, but the plot must move forward and Chiaki must be saved!
>Iori contractedPLEASE TELL ME I'M WRONG.PLEASE.
>>41157260Direct her to Kyubeys office and tell her he'll help her. An idol messing things up isn't what we need right now
>>41157260time to pass that fucking hot potato as soon as possible, hopefully before she can get a good luck on your face. talk like a good office drone and say you'll go get someone to help her immediately, then dash off and grab Mami or literally anyone to go tell her the Warmaster is in decontamination or whatever after a mission.
>>41157260>[x] "This is an employees only area, how did you get back here without an escort?"
>>41157354>her being in an officio automatically means she contractedRetard, please.Do remember that most of the Officio is normies that don't know a damn about the magical girl business.
>>41157364It's already too late. Midori's ramen butt can be recognized 200 ft away.
>>41157260Iori! finaly she is back!Say that if she could to wait for our class to finish and then we will guide her there personally
>>41157260Respond professionally."I'm Ms. Matsuda's aide. She is currently indisposed and will not be able to meet with anyone. I can take a message, or schedule you for an appointment."
>>41157260Keep it cool, try to be proffesional. As the warmaster's aide tell her that Matsuda-san is occupied on a mission. Tell her the warmaster will call her as soon as posible.
>>41157260This >>41157392While trying not to cry at the reminder of what we were.
>>41157380This is dumb.Not because it's Iori, but because Chiaki's situation is NEED TO KNOW ONLY!Wtf... Iori isn't even an MG, and if CHIAKI wouldn't involve her in MG crap, Midori sure as fuck won't involve her in something that's classified even inside the Officio itself.
>>41157260Suffer from a kneecap related pstd flashback.
C'mon decu, really? Did this have to happen when we were in control of Midori?I wanted to see what would happen of Midori's own "free will" (That is, to say, your interpretation of the character), not with Anon's "help".
>>41157436And get revenge.
>>41157443They don't call her Midori 'rape them all' Hanegawa' for nothing.
>>41156444Man people here can be dicks...I still love you Cooldown.
>>41157426I did not say to tell her anything anonthe idea is exactly because she is a idol not a MG she will make a damn good hostage and/or shield should worst come to happen
>>41157443C'mon anon, really? Of course this had to happen while we were in control, because Decu loves seeing us lose our shit. And what better moment than this?
>>41157491>dumb Iori~n into Chiaki's cell right now>walk away, smiling>one minute later, a thermonuclear love detonation with an origin in the silent cells devastates the entirety of ??? province
>>41157491When it comes to official Officio business which includes the possible re-emergence of Homusatan, aka the thing that the Incubators as a whole fear more than even Faust and want it killed in horrible ways...Well, I doubt they'd give a fuck about Iori if we'd try to use her like that. Plus, QB would probably think that she's aiding for her own free will considering her previous entanglement and her obvious attachment to Chiaki.She's literally worth nothing...That's also not mentioning that Midori wouldn't think of something like that and forcing her to do it is kinda bullshit.
>>41157260Maybe I should get back to Lori writeups.
>>41157564Maybe you should start writing Enishi smut.
>>41157571But then people would act like Enishi being a slut isn't canon.
>>41157571Never an anon has spoken the truth so hard as this one
>>41157571Who would she even go with?
>>41157564You should.I don't watch idolshit on principle, but I'm a fan of this version of Iori.
>>41157260Oh hell, here comes the truck.
>>41157591But it is canon. It's incredibly canon.sadly, futa Enishi x Chiaki will never be canon
>>41157564Alright, pausing thread for now! We'll have another one tomorrow night, the weather's been really improving lately!Thank you for your participation, and feedback is always great!
>>41157605Chiaki. An alternate reality where she just shot Midori in the head after interrogating her. And they would go on dates and Enishi would be dropping spaghetti all over the place and be incredibly cute and huggable.
>>41157617Iori is baaaaaaaaack!!!!Thanks for running, Decu!
>>41157617>feedbackThis drive was going okay until that lorry appeared in our rearview mirror.I'm scared, Decu.
>>41157552QB yes but the guards and other people that might more immediately find us nothey don't know about Akuma Homura and to them hurting her might be a really bad for business
>>41157617thanks for running
>>41157617Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestSomeone else archived the thread very early at around 165 replies.Enishi adorable.
>>41157617Awww... that's too bad...Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.Still, this was surprisingly tame from what I saw. It was fun for the first thread I was able to join.I hope your quest always remains this awesome Decu.
>>41157617Thanks for running Deculture and thanks for bringing Iori back!!
>>41157617Thanks for running.>>41157591I don't know if anybody else said it already, but it's good to have you back.
>>41157634Karasawa "Spaghetti" Enishi. This better include the kiss.
>>41157443Decu knows us well enough to know that we'll do what Midori would have done. Don't trust in yourself! Trust in Deculture's trust in you! Your votes are the votes that will gather the harem!
>>41157605Stick her with Crunch. One's a slut desperate for a relationship, the other's a slut desperate to stay out of a relationship.
>>41157649Thank you for reading!>>41157675Hahaha, the Iori Lorry!!>>41157690Thank you for reading!!>>41157698Ah, that's handy! Thank you anyway!>>41157705Thank you for joining! I hope to see you tomorrow night!>>41157708Thank you PrinnyAnon!
>>41157739The surprise is, Enishi is a fantastic kisser. That's her secret family technique, at least one of them. Chiaki would be as red as Kyoko when confronted with the idea of a threesome after the kiss. Enishi would have to shake her awake in the middle of a normal restaurant. Her spaghetti dropping would go up to 230%, then to 9001% when Chiaki asks for more.
>>41157617Do we have anything or Sofiya Pavlovena? General character concept at least? We did get a bit into the 16th after all.
>>41157564Yes please. I enjoy your Iori write-ups.
>>41157736Thanks! It's always nice to hear that. (I'd say I should disappear more often, but hahaha)>>41157471>>41157488You guys too.
>>41157793Futa Enishi.Canon?Y/N?If not, plausible?Y/N?
>>41157807I actually have a storyline more or less worked out for her, but some circumstances have changed and I need to rethink some major parts for it. That, and I've been focusing more on Rally and another story that won't even take place for at least a few months yet.
>>41157794Good thing they would be at Mami's fuck cabin in the mountains.
>>41157617>took this long to bring Iori backFucking finally
>>41157812How's NEKO's pregnancy with Kharn's mongoloid offspring going?
>>41157793 I have every intention of being here if nothing gets in the way.That said, I was contemplating signing up for the wiki and trying to comb the archives and help update stuff. Would such help be welcome, or should I give in to my lazy ass tendencies and mind my own business?
>>41157837But that's no fun. They should be going at it right in the Officio, or even better, in Enishi's family mansion. Besides, Mami can't keep renting it out. She has her own needs, too.
>>41157852Help is always welcome on the wiki.
>>41157793Why was Enishi sobbing?
>>41157793When will we get more free time with Chiaki? We really need to visit our Misaka.
>>41157881I think she was preocupied that we discovered her. That, or acting to fool the newbies (remember that she had them trapped in an illusion)
>>41157617Thanks for the fun, Boss.
>>41157823futa kharn x enishi is canonor at least has a picture
>>41157200>Enishi isn't self-deceiving>What is "I'M NOT FAT AT ALL BOO HOO HOO"
>>41157881Maybe because of the sudden show of affection and sincere best wishes for her happiness.
>>41157881Enishi is a desperate virgin, and miserable about it. Remember when NECO published a piece about Enishi? Enishi broke down on the spot.She's been trying to hide it, even if it means she has to lie through her teeth to a junior after said (green-haired) junior had seen right through her "I am NOT a desperate virgin" act.It's clearly not going very well for her.
>>41157960>or at least has a pictureWHERE>captchaFUTA KHARN X ENISHI CONFIRMED
>>41157982Enishi confirmed to be the Macha of MGNQ. Everybody wants to make children with that glorious body of hers, yet she is a permavirgin
>>41157852I think the wiki is actually mostly done (got a few issues with layout though, there is a lot of cool stuff that the visitor won't find unless he searches for it). So I don't think we need any more help, really.Unless you want to add minor characters that is, making a character page actually takes quite a bit of research. Or make thread summaries - god help you if you actually intend to do that.Oh yeah, I have been doing a pnp thing and din't really get any feedback on even framework, I could use help with those walls of text - but that could be because it's really shit right now, the math in particular, so no one wants to read through it yet.
>>41158032>PnPLink? I will throw math at it until it works.
>>41158032Not sure of thread summaries, but Character pages was something I was thinking of helping with, at least the ones that actually appear in the main quest if nothing else.That and trying to update some of the existing pages to cover more recent events. From what I've seen there are a lot of character pages that don't cover stuff that happened even half a year ago real time wise...
>>41158032We appreciate your hard work with the wiki. Seriously, it helps me a lot, even if it needs to be updated a lot
>>41158021>Fucking fat chicks
>>41158052http://pastebin.com/XbzhTSLw >>41158083>>41158101There is also stuff that we would need to pester Decu about but don't really ever feel like doing that, ie kyubey's page is a whole heap of problems.
>>41158322>grit>not guts (and hard work)Also, put it on a googledrive .docx or something so we can more effectively comment on it.
>>41158322I find it somewhat disappointing that you completely ignored the concept of the magical girl "wish", which grants a MG their role in the first place. In fact, this could use some Don't Rest Your Head aspects to it. I'll try a personal draft tomorrow.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S1yVgpUMZZwcHnJBzCB8CkDtqlbyC1oxAwJGbckO0Ug/edit?usp=sharingShould be good now.>>41158568See, that is the wrong part of the genre. You might think this is Magic Burst, but it's explicitly not. This is noir, you know. If anything, you get the post-wish traumatic stress. Name a character in MGNQ for whom his wish actually does something."save meduka" was definitely not Chiaki's wish in the sense it would in MB.
>>41158886>Name a character in MGNQ for whom his wish actually does something.Heather Crunch :^)
>>41159032Name a character that we've met for whom their wish actually does something
>>41157260>Completely missing Enishi's half-choked sob of misery that erupted the moment you left the training hall.Being Enishi is suffering.
>>41159390Wait. Is she a permavirgin or isn't she? Was that really an act, or was it just self-deception? I'm confused
>>41159568She hasn't gotten laid yet but there is still time. Less desperation should help her at least.
>>41159744So, the virgin part was an act, but she is a virgin?I am lost. Please, anons, help me with this. What exactly Midori discovered then?