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>>41133892
>Punch him

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>41133892
Option 2, just rolling a d20 since you didn't specify.

>>41133892
>>Bicker (?)

>>41133918
That was my mistake.

I'm late and it threw me off.

Good start, good start.

Punch him in the arm.

>>41133892
>punch him the arm
Yay, Alt-san is running a quest!

>>41133892
>Punch him
Be the tsun.

>>41133892
>Kick him in the nuts
True love.

>>41133892
>Stab him in the balls
"Back the fuck off!?!?"

Clearly a punch is in order.

[Writing.]

Also, hanging out laundry.

>>41133892
Why does KR0NPR1NZ draw so gud? I want to save his images but they're just too animoo for my purposes.

You're sick alright. Sick of the amount of lead he has in his head. Probably put all his points in Looks rather than Smarts. Plus the best sense of style. You kind of want to nibble all over his collarbones, half-shadowed by his open shirt. He makes a motion towards you, and you finally realize you've been staring up at him for far too long. [Embarassment +2, 11/10]

Instead of flirtatiously putting your hand in his arm, you ram your fist in his shoulder in the Crane Crescent Style of the Ancient Arts of Fist-Ramming in the Shoulder. He yelps, and goes from what-the-fuck at grabbing you by your collar and getting all in your face.

"The fuck is wrong with you?!"

Same old, same old. [Embarassment -6, 5/10]

Then he lifts you up, which brings your face almost right in front of his. Almost perfect for a...

>Kiss
>Loud bickering session (?)
>Another punch, but in the stomach
>An absconding action
>Other (?)

>>41134361
[(?) prompts means you can put whatever in there, and I'll try my best to work it inside the next post (or thread if it doesn't fit right now). Though I'll probably veto outright what I don't like or is out of character.]

>>41134361
>absconding action

>>41134361
>Kissu

>>41134361
>Another punch, but in the stomach

>>41134361
>Kiss
sneaku-kissu

>>41134361
> Kiss

>>41134361
>An absconding action

>>41133892
Wow, our mom is a cunt. Make a mental note to laugh at her the next time she's doing something that makes her uncomfortable.

>>41134413
>>41134388
>>41134405
Chuu~ I barfed in my mouth a little.

>>41134430
>>41134380
Take flight!

[Writing.]

>>41134483
{Or not, actually.]

[Roll DICE

Mechanics: 1d100, lower is better, 1 & 100 are criticals, I take average of best 2 out of 3 (or more, up to 5, so dice away).]

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>41134508

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>41134508
>I take average
Boo

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>41134085
>Also, hanging out laundry.
What are you, a girl? Gay.

>>41134508
rollin'

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>41134508
up to five I guess then

>>41134567
Not like it matters with using the average.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>41134508
one more

>>41134567
>>41134597
[Pretty good kiss.]

At least you didn't miss the target.

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>>41134605

>>41133892
We're not actually playing a girl, are we.

>>41134605
>At least you didn't miss the target.
So it'd be possible to kiss him in the eye or something if we missed?

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>>41133892
I don't see why someone would ever call a girl shaving their legs gay...

>>41134665
>eye tonguing
Why you must be so lewd.

>>41134652
You are.

>>41134462
Sounds pretty normal to me.

>>41134652
Why would our mom give us makeup if we weren't a girl?

>>41134703
Maybe he thinks we're a guy.

>>41134727
>Why would our mom give us makeup if we weren't a girl?
Why would she laugh at us if we were one? I mean, unless we're very young.

It doesn't prove one way or the other, is what I'm saying. I at least know dudes whose parents would have easily put makeup on them if they'd asked.

>>41134727
Helping us when we asked was normal. Being smug and literally laughing about it was not. We must repay that debt.

>>41134727
>Maybe he thinks we're a guy.
Awkward overcompensatingly manly romance with girls we don't really want to hook up with but makes us look like a bro in front of our bro when?

>>41134776
We're an unreliable narrator, remember.

>>41134801
Never, because that would be gay, and we like this guy.

>>41134829
This.

>>41134829
>We like this guy
That's the point.
>that would be gay
Also the point.

This reminds me of this manga http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/tomo-chan-wa-onna-no-ko-r15722

This morning, coming to school full with the resolution to confess to him finally—well...again—, you noticed a whole lot of couples all up in each other's throats. Only now you realize that this must lead to that, and oh God, his breath is all minty with maybe a hint of melon and you must have some of that. Your lips touch and he thankfully stops speaking. Or doing much of anything. You can't smell his breath anymore, and you feel like yours is blowing out of your nose all over his face. You press on, his lips yielding slightly to yours, until both your teeth knock into each other. Kissing's hard. [Embarassment +2, 7/10]

It's only after that you realize your head is all woozy, and butterflies have started colonizing your belly, with a knot of them squeezed tight around your stomach. That was a kiss. You kissed him! You kind of feel like pumping your hand, but it feels really good where it is, on the sunwarm sleeve of his shirt. You squeeze a little. Pretty firm.

Though for some reason he still has you by your collar.

"Yo, uh, you can let go now?" you say. Woah, that's fucking lame. You just kissed. Maybe you could be a bit lovey-dovey or whatever. Your girl skills are terrible.
"Oh, err, yeah, sorry," he replies. Doesn't meet your eyes. Uh-oh.
"Err, alright, cool, gotta go, see you later," he hisses as fast as he can and disappears through the school gate.

>"Wait, dude, what the fuck?!" (Run after him)
>Gotta cry
>Search for girlfriend, try to understand what the hell just happened
>Other (?)

>>41134934
[NO RELATIONS AT ALL I DIDN'T START THIS QUEST BECAUSE THIS MANGA MADE ME LAUGH TO TEARS.]

>>41134992
>>Search for girlfriend, try to understand what the hell just happened

>>41134992
>"Wait, dude, what the fuck?!" (Run after him)
This isn't over.

>>41134992
>Search for girlfriend, try to understand what the hell just happened.
We have to keep it realistic guys, we can't know how boys work!

>>41134992
>"Wait, dude, what the fuck?!" (Run after him)

>>41134992
>Search for girlfriend, brag hugely about our victory

>>41134992
>"Wait, dude, what the fuck?!" (Run after him)
while crying

>>41134992
>"Wait, dude, what the fuck?!" (Run after him)

>>41134992
>"Wait, dude, what the fuck?!" (Run after him)

>>41134992
>"Wait, dude, what the fuck?!" (Run after him0

>>41134992
>"Wait dude what the fuck!"

>>41135050
This is good.

>>41135035
>We have to keep it realistic guys, we can't know how boys work!
The problem is we don't know how to act girlish

This definitely doesn't belong on /tg/.

>>41135091
Nah

>>41135020
>>41135040
>>41135050
>>41135053
>>41135063
>>41135075
>>41135080
>>41135091
Run, run like the wind!

>>41135017
>>41135035
>>41135043
Sherlock Holmes.

[Writing.]

>>41135111
But we aren't exactly a boy either. We still have female hormones that make us do "girly" shit, that in reality is just biological.

>>41135153
>Sherlock Holmes.
What?
>>41135158
Lots of stuff is biological, that however isn't one of them. In this instance, anyway.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

You don't understand, aren't guys supposed to be happy when a girl (which you are despite claims to the contrary!) is all over them? Or maybe he just dislikes you that much? Nah, not possible. So you blink back stupid tears and start dodging and weaving through the other students, sometimes just pushing the slowest out of the way. You also forgot your bag. Damn, well, whatever. Love is important! Especially for a girl (which you are)!

"Dude, what the fuck?!" you cry out to him, with the only result of making him speed up. "Wait! DUDE!"

You're gaining on him, which of course means Miss Martin, your homeroom and French teacher (you hate French, and her) grabs you by the arm and forces you to make a half-turn to face her.

"How many times do I have to tell you not to run in the corridors, Miss Lee?"

>Use strength to shake the stupid beanpole off
>Be cunning (?)
>Use girl charms, like crying, because you really feel like it right now
>Tell the truth, maybe she'll understand?
>Other (?)

Nevermind the dice. It's not important at all.

>>41135465
>Use girl charms, like crying, because you really feel like it right now

>>41135465
>use girl charms

>>41135465
>Tell the truth, maybe she'll understand?

>>41135465
>This is important Miss Martin! I'll explain it all to you later.
>Use strength to shake her off.

>>41135465
>Use girl charms, like crying, because you really feel like it right now
>Tell the truth, maybe she'll understand?
She used to be a girl, right?

>>41135465
>Be cunning (?)
Distract her by pointing and yelling "Over there!", then
>Use strength to shake the stupid beanpole off

>Miss Lee
So we're confirmed a girl by an NPC. Unless even what NPCs say is subject to unreliable narration.

>>41135536
You guys are shadowrunning too much for your own sanity.

>>41135531
>She used to be a girl, right?
Pfffrt.

>>41135536
The QM's outright stated we're a girl you dumbass

>>41135465
>Use girl charms, like crying, because you really feel like it right now
>Tell the truth, maybe she'll understand?
Turn on the faucet.
>>41134361
>Plus the best sense of style. You kind of want to nibble all over his collarbones, half-shadowed by his open shirt
Oh my~ I know that feel.

>>41135536
We could still be a boy who requested the teachers to use feminine pronouns and stuff when referning to him.
Or we could just be a tomboy girl who gets bullied by the other kids for not being girlish enough.

>>41135554
>You guys are shadowrunning too much for your own sanity.
/tg/ can at times not be perverse. /tg/ can never not shadowrun.

>>41135465
>Tell the truth. With some sobby embellishment.
>>41135558
The QM's also literally called "a girl is you". I'm not inclined to trust their judgement.

>>41135558
Unreliable narration.

>>41135465
>Especially for a girl (which you are)!
Maria pls.

>>41135585
OP, just to clear this up: Are we biologically Female?

>>41135585
It's not even shadow running, The anon's just being stupid

>>41135465
>Use girl charms, like crying, because you really feel like it right now

>>41135608
O-of course we are, anon? Why w-would you think any different...
It will always be unreliable narrator, is my point.

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>>41135608
>OP, just to clear this up: Are we biologically Female?
...really?
>>41135613
True.
>>41135606
Pffffff- Please Support Ms. Lee In Being Accepted For What She Is!!

>>41135484
>>41135493
>>41135531
>>41135561
>>41135615
Blubber on her dress.

>>41135497
>>41135524
>>41135531
>>41135561
>>41135599
Even that stupid beanpole must have been in love at some point?

>>41135524
>>41135536
Because people don't tell you enough you're a dude already.

>>41135536
Diplomancer.

[Alright, throw DICE for explaining yourself while sniffling. And melt her cold French heart.]

>>41135613
>the anon
>implying it's just one guy
>implying all of /tg/ is not capable of great and advanced autism
>implying this is not both our greatest weakness and our greatest strength

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>41135686
D100?

>>41135608
Yes.

It's because I used to run a 'genderbending' quest, so of course people would get things all tangled up.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>41135686

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>41135686

>>41135706
Indeed.

1d100, lower is better, 1 & 100 are criticals and take over on the spot, I take average of best 2 out of 3 (or more, up to 5, so dice away)

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>41135686

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>41135686
>*Sob* I was just walking back from *sob* the bakery where I had bought my daily baguette and eclairs *sob* when I finally got the courage *sob* to ask the love of my life (after Paris, of course) out *sob* to this really niche French arthouse cinema opening *sob* which is so much better than our plebeian cinema.

Surely you understand!

>>41135758
So close!

>>41134823
Then we would act according to the way we remember the event, and we remember our mom being a total skidmark.

>>41135758
Niiiice.

Also, kek

>>41135758
Pfffrt.
>>41135706

Average of 7, pretty nice. Being boyish must help, uh!

[Writing.]

You can only see his back disappearing behind a corner before Miss Martin's long nose brings you back to the harsh reality of your life right now. It kind of makes you want to cry. You slump a little, even more than you do usually, and you let the tears roll away. You hear a sharp hiss of breath from your homeroom teacher and you see her foot take a step back through the big drops cluttering your vision. Around you, there are people slowing down to look at the scene, and murmuring things like "Is that 'Bboy Lee' crying like a girl?" or "Wow, she didn't even punch her!". Which only compounds the problem. Or adds to it. Though maybe it's what 'compounds' mean?

So, yeah, you suck at being all girly and shit. You can't wear a dress, can't put on make-up, and you do gross things like belch and fart and stuff, or get into fights, and everybody treats you like a guy, and you hear a small keening noise coming from the back of your throat.

"M-M-Miss Lee? Let's uh... Go to the teacher's lounge and we'll talk it over, alright?"

[Cont.]

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>41136153
You have a warm cup of tea in your hand, and your nose is finely out of snot, which is good, because you can feel your voice breaking down every time you answer the pointed questions of your teacher. She doesn't really want to be there, and so do you, but you gotta go through the motions.

"And... So, you kissed him like that?"
You nod. God, the shame.
"And then he... uh... ran away?"
You make a very little movement of the head, barely deserving of being called a nod.

She straightens herself in her chair, which is far more comfortable than yours. The bitch. Even though she's all helpful, you still hate her guts. So many detention hours you could have used to go to dance training, or even just hang out.

"Have you ah... tried being a bit, how do you say, flirty with him?"

>"Of course!" (Give examples)(?)
>"W-W-W-What?!"
>Get to your feet, walk away.
>Other (?)

[As a reminder, (?) prompts are completely optional. I'll include stuff if I like it though.]

>>41136173
>>"Of course!" (Give examples)(?)
I smacked his butt

>>41136173
W-W-W-What?!

>>41136173
>>"W-W-W-What?!"

Huh, flirting? Is that like punching?

>>41136198
seconding

>>41136153
>"Is that 'Bboy Lee' crying like a girl?"
MC confirmed a boy.

>>41136173
>"Of course!" (Give examples)(?)
"I punched him when he called me gay for shaving my legs and wearing shorts."

>>41136173
>"Of course!" (Give examples)(?)
I try to compliment him all the time!

>>41136173
>>"W-W-W-What?!"

>>41136173
>"W-W-W-What?!"

>>41136261
Second, definitely.

MC confirmed for reverse trap

>>41136198
>>41136261
>>41136269
These. Oh God, this is delicious.

>>41136198
>>41136261
>>41136269
>>41136296
>>41136316
"Yeah, I totally flirted RIGHT INTO HIS FACE."

>>41136199
>>41136248
>>41136287
>>41136289
"I do not know of such an unbecoming thing."

[Writing.]

>>41136269
> *Mumbled* "You, uh...you have a nice face..."
> "What did you say?"
> "SHUT UP FAG I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING OKAY." *Arm-punch*

The air feels really hot all of a sudden. So hot even your ears are burning, and you feel prickly tinglings of sweat on your scalp.

"W-W-What?!"
"Well, you know, listening to him talk while giving him a warm smile, or complimenting him on something he did well, or even using light skinship to bridge the gap between both of you?"

Oh. Well, you don't understand, because you definitely did that.

"Uh, then, yeah. Like, I compliment him all the time."
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah, like, that one time, he spat this really big gob, maybe half my fist, that was pretty impressive."

Err, given her face, maybe that was not the right thing to say. You try to switch gears.

"And we're pretty physical, uh, not like that! Like, uh, I punch him all the time, like this morning, I've shaved my legs specially for him, and he called me gay! So, I punched him."

Hahh, no good.

"All right, all right, well, there's that one time where I-uh-" you start and then look off to the side, "I smacked his butt." [Embarassment +1, 8/10]

She looks outright horrified.

"You can't do that! That could be construed as sexual harassment!" she says very fast.
"Uh? What?"
"Imagine he'd do that to you! How would you feel?" she asks.

Oh. Wow. [Embarassment +1, 9/10]

"Uhh... I'd like it?"

She throws both hands up and looks up into the air. "You're hopeless," she says, not even looking at you. What a bitch.

The bell rings, and you guess it's finally time for that terrible heart-to-heart session to end. The Martin doesn't even budge from her chair, whispering things to no one and shaking her head. What a bitch.

>Ditch class, stalk him, coax an answer outta him
>Go to class, talk it over with your girlfriend (NOT. LIKE. THAT.)
>Other (?)

[I'll be taking a short break to cook myself food.]

>>41136731
>>Go to class, talk it over with your girlfriend (NOT. LIKE. THAT.)

>>41136731
>>Ditch class, stalk him, coax an answer outta him

It's not stalking, it's true love!

>>41136731
Smite him

>>41136731
>Go to class, talk it over with your girlfriend (NOT. LIKE. THAT.)

>>41136731
>Ditch class, stalk him, coax an answer outta him

>>41136731
>>Ditch class, stalk him, coax an answer outta him

Nothing wrong with looking out for our bro, plus we may need to shank bitches that try to get close to him, for his sake of course.

>>41136803
YES WE SHALL CHALLENGE HIM TO A ONE V ONE SMITE MATCH!

>>41136731
>Ditch class, stalk him, coax an answer outta him

>>41136731
>Ditch class, VISIT him, coax an answer outta him

>>41136758
>cooking
Girl detected.

>>41136731
>Go to class and talk it out with your female friend, with whom you have a plutonic relationship.

>>41136731
>Go to class, talk it over with your girlfriend (NOT. LIKE. THAT.)

>>41136173
Walk away. Walk the fuck away.

>>41136882
A bit late there, friend.

>>41136731
>Go to class, talk it over with your girlfriend (NOT. LIKE. THAT.)

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This is LITERALLY a waifu quest. you're not even hiding it.

>>41136849
>>cooking
>Girl detected.
How do you feed yourself?

>>41136731
>"Imagine he'd do that to you! How would you feel?" she asks.
>
>Oh. Wow. [Embarassment +1, 9/10]
>
>"Uhh... I'd like it?"
I literally can't.
>>Go to class, talk it over with your girlfriend (NOT. LIKE. THAT.)
The fact that another girl puts up with MC-chan is proof this story's universe has a loving god.

>>41137025
Which means you don't have to be three quests in to figure it out. Filter it and move on.

>>41137025
No, it's a husbando quest.

>>41136731
>Go to class, talk it over with your girlfriend (NOT. LIKE. THAT.)

What if it is like that?

>>41137035
>How do you feed yourself?
The missus cooks.

>>41137035
>How do you feed yourself?
He doesn't, his mom does.

>>41137068
This.

>>41136849
>Girl detected
Perfect. Who better to run a quest where you play as a boy than a girl?

>>41136731
>Go to class, talk it over with your girlfriend (ABSOLUTELY. LIKE. THAT.)

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>>41137082
>>41137091

>>41137082
Nah, MC straight girl.
b-b-but muh fetish!
No thanks.

>>41137091
We don't play as a boy. It's been confirmed by OP.

>>41137120
Sure, m8, and I'm Hitler.

>>41137111
>>41137114

Just sayin', it's the 21st century (probably). Things can happen.

Also "mistaken for lesbian" would still be hilarious

>>41137091
>>41137082
I have doubts we know anything but the barest theoretical about this sort of talk.
>captcha
An Elderberry bush is not tree, cunt.

>>41137082
Nah, MC gay.

>>41137138
>>41137150
How's bout you both stop being blatant trolls?

>>41137180

What, I can't state an honest opinion?

inb4 "omg stfu troll"

>>41137138
>>41137150
How about you both stop responding to blatant trolls?

>>41137199
omg stfu troll

[Sorry, still eating.]

>>41136849
>he doesn't cook

Fag

>>41137447
Just think of your thighs!

>>41137464
>implying I'm not a grill :3

>>41137509
>He upholds outdated gender stereotypes while also claiming to not be male on 4chan
Fag.

>>41137509
Oh dude nice, charcoal or propane?

>>41137529
The correct, traditional, reply would have been "tits or gtfo"

>>41137549
>not classic chopped wood

>>41137606
>Wood-fire grill
>2015
Respect+

>>41137641
Thanks man
>tfw the haters call me an outdated stereotype

FYI someone just made a meta shitthread about this quest >>41137410

>>41137697
He has a point about AoS though.

>>41137730
tbh I unsarcastically agree with what he's saying sarcastically

>>41137606
Mesquite or Maple?

>>41137606
Already done that one, changed the whole thread into a /b/ tier argument.

Anyway, baiting with Tumblr shit's more novel.
>>41137682
It's a meme you attention whoring dip.

>>41137730
Well, to be fair, the AoS minis are useful for my 40k Army.

>>41137778
Sticks from the garden. Yes I'm a pseud.

>>41137790
>you attention whoring dip.
I think you mean attention whorling sap.

>>41137790
Nah man, Wood-fire produces some pretty good shit when you use it properly.

Captcha identified a bowl of actual goldfish as food. I'm not sure wether to laugh or be horrified. Maybe I'll just do both.

>>41137790
>baiting with Tumblr shit's more novel.
You were baiting? Isn't bait/trolling against the rules?

>>41136764
>>41136807
>>41136863
>>41136872
>>41136971
>>41137082
>>41137091
"We have like, a totally plutonic friendship."

>>41136777
>>41136810
>>41136817
>>41136838
>>41136849
"So, like, want to hang out? Hey. HEY, COME BACK."

[Eating has finished, tea has been acquired, writing may resume.]

>>41137935
>drinking tea
Limey detected.

>>41137935

Let the rejoicing commence.

>>41137935
>tea has been acquired,
I know why I can't write lately. Tea. Right. It's all so simple.
>39 IPs
Ya made it.

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>>41133892
http://www.mangahere.co/manga/tomo_chan_wa_onnanoko/

if anybody wants to read the manga OP got his idea from

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>>41137935

>>41138013
Kek

>>41138013
Thank you, I didn't have that .gif yet.

>>41137978
Watamote Quest when?

>>41137960
He could be talking about sweet tea, the sweet, sweet, nectar of the South Eastern US.

There's always a freshly brewed gallon in my fridge.

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>>41138042
>Tea
>Sweet
>In my fridge
Oh holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you.

>>41138042
Absolutely haram.

>>41138104
>haram
Definitely a Brit.

>>41138058
>>41138104
Neither one of you are southerners obviously.

>>41138104
Oh dear.

Bradford.

That or London.

feels like Life is Strange, the quest

Do people actually talk like this?

>>41138042
>sweet tea
>tea
>not sugar water

Rebel scum pls.

>>41138042
Northeast here. I drink knock-off Earl Grey with milk in it, and you still disgust me.

That said unsweetened iced tea is the shit and I will hear nothing against it.

>>41138191
No, from my limited experience with them, teen girls seem to communicate primarily through smileys and vowel-less gibberish.

>>41138222
>He talks to teens by text
Well that's not unnerving.

>>41138238
I'm pretty sure that's the only way they communicate at this point.

>>41138179
Definitely Bradford.

>>41138192
Fuckin yanks.

Remember that time Lincoln negated the Habaes Corpus rights of all the citizens of Maryland so he could imprison people who disagreed with him?

But seriously guys, what the fuck is this thread now? not that I'm complaining

>>41138238
It's something called facebook and being friends with someone who's really chill in real life but talks like that with her friends online and publicly.

>>41138214
Cold, unsweetened tea? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck off.

>>41138238
>By text
No, actually.
It's quite disturbing, but somehow they vocalize that shit

>>41138257
>But seriously guys, what the fuck is this thread now?
General discussion of teen girls and tea.

I vote to rename the quest name to "tea and teen girl discussion general".

>>41138284
Different anon, I drink cold black tea unsweetened and it's great

>>41138307
Tean girls.

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"So, how did it go?"

You slump on your chair, feeling kind of light for some reason, and look at Ann before replying, trying to bite back the intense jealousy you feel for your friend. You grew out your hair, and even then she looks way more feminine than you with the handful of hair left on her head.

"Not well, then."
"Yup," you reply, deflated.
"Still not seeing what you see in him."
"Well, first—"
"No," she says, putting up a hand. "You already made me a listing ten times over, I can't anymore, I just can't."
"Fine," you say. Totally not pouting.
"So, is he a good kisser?"
"Like I'd know a good one from a b—"

She giggles at your fluster. "You weren't exactly hidden, you know. At the school gate, being all lovey-dovey... Wait, if he kissed you, how...?"
"Well, I uh, started it. And then he went like woah, and he just all crazy like I kicked him in the nuts."
"You didn't actually do that?" she asks, horrified.
"No!"
"And the shorts tactics didn't work?"
"NO!"
"Hah, sorry. Guess he really doesn't see you as a girl."

Thanks for that, 'homie'.

"So, what about we do a full make-over. Show you off a bit. Plus it's summer, so something like a skirt or a crop top. Instead of that terrible sweatshirt." [Embarassment +1, 10/10]

>Nope, can't do, gotta dance tonight. Nope.
>"Leave my sweatshirt alone!"
>Other (?)

>>41138349
Eh, I guess to each their own, but I can't happily drink cold tea if it's not sweet.

>>41138376
>Nope, can't do, gotta dance tonight, Nope.

>>41138376
>>Nope, can't do, gotta dance tonight. Nope.

>>41138376
>Nope, can't do, gotta dance tonight. Nope.

>>41138238
Not everyone here is an overweight retail worker in his thirties.

>>41138376
>Nope, can't do, gotta dance tonight. Nope.
>"Leave my sweatshirt alone!"

>>41138376
>"Leave my sweatshirt alone!"

The skirt might be a bit more obvious than the shorts though. But then again, we kissed him, can't get much more obvious so I think we're changing from "confess to him" to "win him over".

>>41138376
>>Nope, can't do, gotta dance tonight. Nope.

>>41138376
>>"Leave my sweatshirt alone!"
She touches the sweater, she is an enemy of god and man alike.

>>41138376
> Nope, can't do, gotta dance tonight. Nigger."

>>41138376
>Other (?)
Accept the offer. It's for him after all.

People seriously turning down a girl asking us to crossdress.

Clearly we need worse advice from a less reasonable friend.

So, ah... What are you guys' favorite kinds of tea..?

>>41138558
Breakfast.

>>41138558
anything that's drinkable.

>>41138376
>Nope, can't do, gotta dance tonight. Nope.
>"Leave my sweatshirt alone!"

>>41138558
Unsweetened iced black tea, Unsweetened iced earl grey is my second fav

>>41138376
>"Leave my sweatshirt alone!"

>>41138414
>>41138425
>>41138433
>>41138441
>>41138448
>>41138455
>>41138462
>>41138470
>>41138576
>>41138590
It's not like she's not going to try to "convert" you again. And again. And again, and again, and again [...]

>>41138476
"Why, yes, teehee~" you say before barfing a little in your mouth.

[Writing.]

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>>41138575
Peasant scum

>>41138612
>It's not like she's not going to try to "convert" you again. And again. And again, and again, and again [...]
Roomie confirmed for waifuborg. Our manliness is the only thing standing between mankind and destruction because her moenomachines get rejected each tine she tries.

I AM ONTO YOU.

>>41138640
Though I must say, I especially like the liquid kind!

>>41138640
VV Cephai Alpha if I'm not mistaken?

>Captcha has me picking all the tea
It knows what we are talking about

>>41138671
Do you atleast make it yourself?

>>41138658
>Roomie confirmed for waifuborg. Our manliness is the only thing standing between mankind and destruction because her moenomachines get rejected each tine she tries.
What are you smoking?

>>41138696
They're learning, WE NEED TO SHUT IT ALL DOWN BEFORE ITS TO LATE.

All it ever gives me is pasta and streetsigns.

>>41138697
Does my mom making it count for this?

>>41138696
>Select all images with tea

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT.

>>41138777
Nope, a real man makes his own tea. He picks the leaves, processes them, bags them, and has mastery over the recipe he uses to finalize the tastes.

>>41138809
then I'll be completely honest with you. We don't drink real tea, we drink the lipton infusion stuff.

And captcha's back to coffee.

I like unsweetened black tea.

>>41138823
Ugh, I feel your pain. Sweeten'lo does not equal sugar. I'm not even gonna start on the preservation techniques and the shitty bag materials.

>>41138866

Jean-Luc?

>>41138886
I dunno, I like it.
/me commits further heresy.

>>41138907
Nah, i get it. I was once a Lipton-fag aswell, and then I was introduced to the art of tea making.

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>>41138901
Yes?

>>41138558
Turkish, then Jasmine.
>>41138907
>/me
What manner of faggotry is this?

>>41137935
>plutonic friendship
We're paying her to be friends with us? Or the other way around?

>>41139010
No their friendship is based on exciting stock market trades.

>>41139010
No, our friendship is based around our mutual obsession with a non-planet.

>>41139001
I can get behind that.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

"You mean, like, after school, right?"
She perks right up. You'd almost feel bad if shooting her down didn't feel so good.
"Yup."
"Oh, jeez, that's too bad, I have a really important training session today. Can't miss that. So sorry."
"Boo," she says with a fake pout. Your sarcasm can be cut like butter. Or cut like a knife. Whatever, metaphors! "You should at least try something else than the sweatshirt."
"If you touch my sweatshirt, I will totally stab you in the tits," you reply, clutching at it. You don't even put it in the washing machine!
"Not that one. I know it's like, sacred or whatever. I mean the one covering your ass. If you want him to look at it, you need to at least show it off a bit."
"Hahahahahahahahaahahaha."
"You can't do subtlety, just don't try it. It's seriously embarassing to watch. Well, whatever, at some point you'll have to do something anyways, so I'll just wait."

*

You totally stick to her throughout the day because you now remember why you felt so light earlier. [Embarassment -7, 3/10]

"No, seriously, how do you even lose your whole bag?"
"I, uh, misplaced it after the, uh, the event, y'know," you reply to Ann. [Embarassment +1, 4/10]
"Dork."
"Fuck off."
"Somebody has PMS."
"Fuck. Off."

*

"Hey, Jeong, you forgot that."

He dumps your bag in your arms, and then just like that he's off again. You don't even have the mind to take off after him, because your heart is already up in your throat and holy shit, did he actually call you by your name instead of "bro", "dude", or "man"?

"What happened? Was that Will?" asks Ann. You gaze dreamily in her direction.
"He got me my bag back," you say with a grin.
"You're way gone," she says with a roll of eyes.

>"Not."
>But wait, there was an embarassing item in there, you gotta check.
>Uh, you're late, gotta dance.
>Other (?)

Don't mind the dice.

>>41139123
Wooooooow

>>41139174
>But wait, there was an embarassing item in there, you gotta check.

>>41139174
>Uh, you're late, gotta dance.

>>41139174
>>Uh, you're late, gotta dance

>>41139174
>>But wait, there was an embarassing item in there, you gotta check.

>>41139174
>But wait, there was an embarassing item in there, you gotta check.
>Jeong
Asians make good traps. MC confirmed male.

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>>41139174
>Uh, you're late, gotta dance!

>tfw my name is Will
>tfw i can't see this as anything else except me trying to seduce myself

>>41139234
>Miss Lee
Took you long enough.

>>41139174
>But wait, there was an embarassing item in there, you gotta check.

Something lewd? Something PMS related? Something like a photo album? A change of clothes, including underwear/bra?

>>41139174
>But wait, there was an embarassing item in there, you gotta check.

>>41139174
>>But wait, there was an embarassing item in there, you gotta check.

tea again in the captcah

>>41139174
>But wait, there was an embarrassing item in there, you gotta check.

>>41139174
>Uh, you're late, gotta dance.

>>41139248
Lee can be an occidental name.

>>41139332
Lee is her surname. Jeong is her given.

>>41139332
Not in weeaboo quest threads it can't.
>>41139352
The fuck does that have to do with anything.

>>41139369
Jeong is a predominantly female name, and lee is a common surname in Asia. That's all I was pointing out. Why are you so salty?

>>41139205
>>41139229
>>41139234
>>41139270
>>41139273
>>41139277
>>41139295
>doubting on the husbando
You monsters

>>41139213
>>41139225
>>41139297
Good people.

Fine, then. Throw some DICE.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>41139405

>>41138558
A proper Darjeeling or Assam. Green tea and flavored tea is for heathens and bastards.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>41139369
>The fuck does that have to do with anything.
Namefags.

>>41139405

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>41139405

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>41139405

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>41139405

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>41139405
A'ight

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>41139405

>>41139402
Because this anon:
>>41139332
was trying to point out to this anon:
>>41139248
that she could have Lee be her last name and not be delicious yellow. Like Spike Lee.

>>41139426
Nice choices. I enjoy Assam quite a lot.

>>41139441
>>41139440
Pretty good.

>>41139470
Oooh, sorry, I misread the entirety of that conversation. My bad.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>41139405

>>41139476
Did you know that Assam is one of only two regions in the world to have native tea plants? All other regions and cultivars are made from imported breeds then cultivated into their own new strains.

>>41139589
Oh, no I didnt. That's interesting.

>>41139631
The other region is southern China. Everywhere else that grows tea is actually growing cultivars descended from imported, rather than native, plants.

At least, when we're talking about actual tea plants, that is. Bark teas and other such things have no relation to the tea plant, of course.

>>41138558
Sweet iced black tea.

The horrible shadow of doubt wraps its tendrils all around you. You dump your bag on the ground, and start riffling through the contents, mostly a change of clothes, and all the stuff you gotta wear to look cool on the dancefloor, then some but not all your text books and other school stuff because who is going to lug around all that crap all day, really?

You breathe a sigh of relief when you see the notebook of shame safely tucked in its pocket, apparently untouched. Right, it's not like he would start pawing through your bag. He's a good guy. Dense, but good. Very dense. You frown. There's a piece of paper that definitely doesn't belong to you. You scribble all your stuff on blank pages, because lined sheets is for kids, and it's got the good side benefit of nobody wanting to read your notes (when you take them, anyways).

This here is grid paper.

Ann snatches it away from you before you can bring yourself to open it.

"Oooooohhhhh," she whistles.

>"Give it back, don't read it!"
>"What does it say?!!!"
>"Fine, be like that, I got other stuff to do. Totally do."
>Other (?)

>>41139750
>"Give it back, don't read it!"

>>41139715
I actually live about 30 minutes away from the last Tea Plantation in America, and knew there weren't any natural strains there, but I was unaware that there were only 2 locations from which all tea originated.

>>41139750
>"Give it back, don't read it!"

>>41139750
Give it back, don't read it!

>inb4 quest ends in cliffhanger

>>41139750
>"Give it back, don't read it!"
"Don't think I won't punch you just because you're a girl!"

>>41139750
>"Give it back, don't read it!"
Tackle that cunt. No one takes the love messages our love interest sent us and goes unpunished,

And you need to retrive the note.

>>41139799
You know me too well.

>>41139750
>"Give it back, don't read it!"

>>41139248
>Lee
>not a white name
[confederacy intensifies]

>>41139776
Yeah, most crops work that way, really. All apples are descended from Kazakhstan's, all peppers are descended from central America's, and so forth. Once they arrive at a new location, they're selectively bred into new cultivars, but they weren't native to there originally.

You know, the same way humans are only really native to Ethiopia - but more recent, because humans work at accelerated paces when they're cultivating and shipping something, compared to natural selection and migration.

>>41139772
>>41139795
>>41139799
>>41139807
>>41139829
>>41139834
VIOLENCE IS FUN

>>41139877
Jokes on you, Dad is from England.

>>41139882
Yeah, well I bet you can't tell me where the first tree came from!
Christians: 1
Atheists: 0

this is sarcasm.

>>41139913
Uh.

>>41139877
>tfw laughed at in high school for saying asians were so racist fighting for the south

>>41139957
Anon failing at a joke? Blatant Lies? Mad erasing of notes? We'll never know

>>41139979
>tfw the south was right
>tfw "reconstruction" made sure the south will never rise again by crippling the southern economy and redistributing private land

>>41140049
>not being arrested for saying "the south was right"
Did Obama abolished the Constitution for nothing?

"Give that back!" you shout at her.
"Well, let me read it first."
"DON'T READ IT!"
"Oops, too late."

She hands you the note back, pulls up her bra string and waves at you before leaving. "Have a fun date, you two!"

Your hands shake as you carefully try to determine the meaning of the signs inscribed on that little note.

YOU DANCE TONIGHT RIGHT?
MEET ME AT THE USUAL AFTERWARDS
—Will

[Next thread probably some time Sunday. Check the Twatter for more info: https://twitter.com/AlterationQM]

>>41140101
>tfw the civil war wasn't fought primarily about slavery
>tfw certain states in the union still enforced slavery during the war

>>41140049
The south was right about what specifically? All I know is that the US had a war with itself and that it was apparently over slavery.

Well, I hope you enjoyed.

Man, you guys discuss random stuff like crazy.

>>41140148
That's pretty much it.

>>41140177
It's 4chan, what did you expect?

>>41140135
SUPLEX HER
DO IT NOW
SHE'S ASKING FOR IT

>>41140135
Thanks for the thread, I'm looking forward to the next one.

>>41140135
DANCE, DANCE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER DANCED BEFORE, CHILD!

Then push that dude against the wall and shut him up with your mouth.

Can't wait for next thread.

>>41140177
>>41140220
It's /tg/, what did you expect?

>>41140177
Was a cool thread, thanks for runnig

>>41140135
Thanks for running!

>>41140148
Slavery was the North's propaganda to justify the war, but in reality, it was fought in the same principles of every other major conflict throughout history- money and power. The federal government was neglecting the southern half of the country, and was imposing high tariffs on the south, in order to boost the northern economy- this ended up crippling the southern economy, so they said: " Fuck it, we quit." Then Lincoln, knowing that the north couldn't survive on its own, declared war. It's actually called the war of northern aggression over here.

>>41140177
It's a quest thread, what did you expect?

>>41140177
Thanks for running

>>41140141
>tfw the civil war wasn't fought primarily about slavery

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornerstone_Speech
>African slavery as it exists among us—the proper status of the negro in our form of civilization. This was the immediate cause of the late rupture and present revolution.
>Our new Government is founded upon exactly the opposite ideas; its foundations are laid, its cornerstone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery, subordination to the superior race, is his natural and normal condition.

I respect your choice in teas, but you're wrong as fuck. The civil war was primarily fought about slavery. 'States rights' and so forth were all ultimately present by virtue of the cornerstone of the rebellion - chattel slavery. People who claim otherwise are whitewashing history. The South seceded because of slavery, and by extension supported states' rights - not the other way around.

>>41140135
>pulls up her bra string
What's that about?

>>41140320
Just pulling up her bra string? Because she's more girly than you and thus can do stuff like this because she doesn't wear a sports bra all day every day.

>>41140351
What a slut!

>>41140301
I'm not trying to justify slavery, but it really wasn't the leading cause of the war. I'm fine with agreeing to disagree, and I don't know how today I don't want to argue about this without sounding like a douche, but I really don't want to argue about this. OP should make a new rule for future threads: No discussing Civil Wars of any kind.

>>41140392
She's just naturally sexier is all.

>>41140284
So, basically, fuckery on all sides. Though a lot of what I'm reading is essentially culminating in the south becoming so reliant on slavery that it would be fucked over when slavery abolitionists stated showing up.
Not being an american, I'm going to say that there is some pretty obvious bias on both sides.

>>41140411
>sexier
Hey, when was the last time she shaved her legs or wore hotpants?

>>41140399
You shut your whore mouth, Lancastrian dog!

>>41140399
>agreeing to disagree
>No discussing Civil Wars of any kind
Okay.

Be honest, I would have come across as much less polite if I hadn't complimented your tea, am I right?

>>41140443
This week-end.
Today.

>>41140430
There really was. Plus it was ~200 years ago, so facts have been forgotten and blurred over time.

>>41140448

>>41140453
Again, I don't know how to say this without sounding like a pretentious douche, but I don't really get in tooth or nail arguments unless it's something personal. But I probably would have insulted you subtly atleast once. ;)

>>41140527
>But I probably would have insulted you subtly atleast once. ;)
Cheers, mate.

>>41140487
Well...

Well she needs to shave her legs all the time, because she's always going to dances to pick up boys.

The slut.

>>41140453
I just misread your spoiler, sorry about that. You actually came as polite even before I read the tea comment.

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This seems a lot like Tomo-chan wa Onna no ko!

>>41140487
>>41140550
Wait, why has she worn hotpants today if it's a schoolday and the dance hasn't happened yet?