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07/09/15(Thu)22:19:14 No.41124583
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Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)22:19:14 No.41124583 Archived
Deathwatch bedtime story please
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)22:25:18 No.41124713
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)22:25:18 No.41124713
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>>41124583
ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS KILLING GAUNTS LIKE A BALLA, AND THEN A FUCKING CARNIFEX JUMPED ME.
NOW I'M STUCK IN A DAMNED TIN CAN TELLING BEDTIME STORIES TO THRONE DAMNED NEOPHYTES.
THE END.
...
NOW GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
>>
Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)22:31:49 No.41124847
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)22:31:49 No.41124847
>>41124583
Once I played a tactical marine from the Brooding Twilight, A successor chapter of the blood angels. their geneseed carried a defect that makes their black carapace sparkle in bright light.
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)22:36:22 No.41124948
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)22:36:22 No.41124948
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>>41124713
>>41124847

Thank you brothers, but would it be too much trouble to ask for a glass of water?
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)22:39:51 No.41125027
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)22:39:51 No.41125027
>>41124948
Yes, here have some whiskey instead.
>>
Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)22:45:03 No.41125134
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)22:45:03 No.41125134
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>>41125027
Well gee thanks, Cheers!
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)22:50:53 No.41125233
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)22:50:53 No.41125233
>>41125134
now, did I ever tell you about the time I Nuked teeny tiny tau called smurfs with some krak grenades. good times.
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)22:58:54 No.41125351
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)22:58:54 No.41125351
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>>41125233
That sure does sound like a good time. I think there might be a heretic in the closet though. could you check for me?
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:04:49 No.41125466
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:04:49 No.41125466
>>41125351
{throws a plasma grenade into the closet. It blows up}

There. The Heretic is taken care of.
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:10:52 No.41125583
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:10:52 No.41125583
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>>41125466
OK thanks brother, I think I'm almost ready for bed. Can I have a good night kiss?
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:11:32 No.41125596
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:11:32 No.41125596
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>>41125351
>>41125466
EH? WHAT'S WITH ALL THE NOISE?
IS IT GENESTEALERS AGAIN?!?!
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:11:40 No.41125600
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:11:40 No.41125600
Tell me a Night Lords bedtime story, brother /tg/
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:18:49 No.41125714
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:18:49 No.41125714
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>>41125596
Woah. Now I'm fully awake! How will I ever go to sleep?
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:24:11 No.41125809
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:24:11 No.41125809
>>41125596
Patience, brother. Twas a mere heretic.
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:25:04 No.41125830
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:25:04 No.41125830
>>41125714
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! THERE ARE GENESTEALERS TO PURGE!
...
I THINK.
...
WHERE AM I?
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Daemonette Under The Bed
07/09/15(Thu)23:25:58 No.41125852
Daemonette Under The Bed 07/09/15(Thu)23:25:58 No.41125852
>>41125714
Psst!

Pretend to be asleep so they go away, then we can play a game!~
>>
Senex the Dreadnought
07/09/15(Thu)23:28:34 No.41125922
Senex the Dreadnought 07/09/15(Thu)23:28:34 No.41125922
>>41125852
EH? WHO ARE YOU?
...
ARE YOU A GENESTEALER?
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:29:48 No.41125943
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:29:48 No.41125943
>>41125922
Nay...

I'M A GENEWILDER!
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Daemonette Under The Bed
07/09/15(Thu)23:29:49 No.41125945
Daemonette Under The Bed 07/09/15(Thu)23:29:49 No.41125945
>>41125922
Wah!

Uh, no! Genestealers don't talk! I think...
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Captain Xavion !!7Ysxc2FSYvu
07/09/15(Thu)23:30:37 No.41125956
Captain Xavion !!7Ysxc2FSYvu 07/09/15(Thu)23:30:37 No.41125956
>>41125922
I think it's a genestealer! We should purge it! *hefts bolter and power sword*
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Daemonette Under The Bed
07/09/15(Thu)23:32:36 No.41125992
Daemonette Under The Bed 07/09/15(Thu)23:32:36 No.41125992
>>41125956
No, no!

Uhh... Genestealers don't... have rockin' tits?
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Senex the Dreadnought
07/09/15(Thu)23:34:46 No.41126025
Senex the Dreadnought 07/09/15(Thu)23:34:46 No.41126025
>>41125956
YOU SEEM LIKE A TRUSTWORTHY LAD.
...
>>41125992
IT SPEAKS THE TRUTH, BROTHERS. ALL GENESTEALERS I HAVE ENCOUNTERED HAVE BEEN AT BEST 6s. THIS ONE IS OBVIOUSLY, LIKE, A 7.
...
WHAT IS IT DOING IN THE NEOPHYTES' NAPTIME CHAMBERS?
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Daemonette Under The Bed
07/09/15(Thu)23:36:59 No.41126058
Daemonette Under The Bed 07/09/15(Thu)23:36:59 No.41126058
>>41126025
What?! A 7?! I'm at least a-

Er, I was putting the Neophyte to bed, but got scared when such strong examples of the Emperor's finest showed up.
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Senex the Dreadnought
07/09/15(Thu)23:40:00 No.41126104
Senex the Dreadnought 07/09/15(Thu)23:40:00 No.41126104
>>41126058
YES. I AM VERY IMPRESSIVE. HERE, LASS. HAVE A NICKEL FOR YOUR TROUBLES. BUY AN ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING. I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP.
(ROBOTIC SNORING)
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:40:31 No.41126117
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:40:31 No.41126117
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>>41125852
Ok! ;3

>>41125922
>>41125956
Well I'm gunna go to sleep, thanks for the bed time stories.
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:42:08 No.41126143
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:42:08 No.41126143
>>41126104
Thank you, sir!~

>>41126117
I'll be back in a few minutes~
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:42:51 No.41126156
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:42:51 No.41126156
>>41126117
I worry that his Catalepsean Node might not work.
>Sigh
And I though he would have been pure too.
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Daemonette
07/09/15(Thu)23:45:08 No.41126196
Daemonette 07/09/15(Thu)23:45:08 No.41126196
>>41126156
He won't be if I have anything to say about it~
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:47:45 No.41126243
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:47:45 No.41126243
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>>41126196
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
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Daemonette
07/09/15(Thu)23:50:15 No.41126292
Daemonette 07/09/15(Thu)23:50:15 No.41126292
>>41126243
AHHHFORTHELOVEOFTHEEYEWHAT!?
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:51:24 No.41126318
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:51:24 No.41126318
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>>41126196
>>41126156
No Sirs, I was just pretending to be asleep, I am indeed 100% pure!
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:52:35 No.41126337
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:52:35 No.41126337
>>41126318
NEOPHYTE, PURGE THAT WARP ABOMINATION.
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Captain Commander Cyprio Const(...)
07/09/15(Thu)23:53:10 No.41126346
Captain Commander Cyprio Constantine 07/09/15(Thu)23:53:10 No.41126346
>>41126318
Good going little brother!

Now that you've drawn her out of hiding, we'll take care of the rest!
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:53:44 No.41126359
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:53:44 No.41126359
>>41126346
NO, THIS IS SOMETHING HE NEED'S TO DO ON HIS OWN.
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Daemonette
07/09/15(Thu)23:54:49 No.41126380
Daemonette 07/09/15(Thu)23:54:49 No.41126380
>>41126318
>>41126337
>>41126346
Ahhhh, shit, please no...

Slaanesh if you're listening I could really use a hand right now... or any sort of helpful appendage...
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Slaanesh
07/09/15(Thu)23:56:23 No.41126399
Slaanesh 07/09/15(Thu)23:56:23 No.41126399
>>41126380
Sorry, I no longer exist thanks to GW being shit
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:56:30 No.41126402
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:56:30 No.41126402
what is this sorcery?
>>
Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:56:49 No.41126406
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:56:49 No.41126406
>>41126380
IF I KNOW HER LIKE I THINK I DO, HE IS STILL CRYING LIKE A BITCH THAT HER FANTASY COUNTER PART GOT THE AXE.
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Slaanesh
07/09/15(Thu)23:57:08 No.41126415
Slaanesh 07/09/15(Thu)23:57:08 No.41126415
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>>41126380
Fuck them up good.

>>41126399
I still got time
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:57:29 No.41126419
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:57:29 No.41126419
What's going on in this thread
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Anonymous
07/09/15(Thu)23:57:33 No.41126421
Anonymous 07/09/15(Thu)23:57:33 No.41126421
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>>41126380
>>41126359
>>41126346
>>41126337
Don't mind if I do!
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Daemonette
07/09/15(Thu)23:58:24 No.41126432
Daemonette 07/09/15(Thu)23:58:24 No.41126432
>>41126399
Damnit, Slaanesh! Stop being a petulant child and-

>>41126415
... Thanks hun.

>>41126421
*Takes a swing*
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Slaanesh
07/09/15(Thu)23:58:33 No.41126434
Slaanesh 07/09/15(Thu)23:58:33 No.41126434
>>41126415
Wait.

What.

How are there two of me?

And can I borrow that dildo? And about 300 more exactly like it? And several kilos of your best coke?
>>
40k Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:02:57 No.41126501
40k Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:02:57 No.41126501
>>41126434
Got your back.

And obviously I'm sci-fi, you get to be Fantasy.

Now let's watch the fight
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:04:31 No.41126522
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:04:31 No.41126522
>>41126421
>>41126432
>Roll it faggots, 1d100 each
>>
Fantasy Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:04:41 No.41126526
Fantasy Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:04:41 No.41126526
>>41126501
Alright, I'm off. Time to show GW what happens to those who try to take down the Prince of Excess.

It's rape. Lots and lots of rape.
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)00:06:18 No.41126544
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)00:06:18 No.41126544
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>41126522
Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease...
>>
40k Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:06:50 No.41126550
40k Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:06:50 No.41126550
>>41126544
I approve 100% of this roll
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:07:53 No.41126575
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:07:53 No.41126575
>>41126544
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE SURPRISED
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)00:07:57 No.41126576
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)00:07:57 No.41126576
>>41126550
>>41126544
I get a moral victory even if I catch a bolter round to the face now.
>>
Fantasy Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:08:41 No.41126589
Fantasy Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:08:41 No.41126589
>>41126544
Oooh~ I like where this is going~
>>
Captin Commander Cyprio Consta(...)
07/10/15(Fri)00:10:43 No.41126621
Captin Commander Cyprio Constantine 07/10/15(Fri)00:10:43 No.41126621
>>41126544
I KNEW WE COULDN'T LET THE NEOPHYTE FINISH HER ON HIS OWN, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:12:23 No.41126646
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:12:23 No.41126646
>>41126621
I PROTECT.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:12:34 No.41126652
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:12:34 No.41126652
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>41126621
Sorry sir but the damn thing just won't stay down!
>>
Captin Commander Cyprio Consta(...)
07/10/15(Fri)00:14:29 No.41126683
Captin Commander Cyprio Constantine 07/10/15(Fri)00:14:29 No.41126683
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>41126652
YOU'VE DONE WELL, BUT LET US FINISH THIS.
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)00:14:57 No.41126695
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)00:14:57 No.41126695
>>41126652
>>41126683

WAHAHAHA! FOR CHAOS!
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:15:19 No.41126706
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:15:19 No.41126706
>>41126652
>>41126683
40k so roll under, right?
>>
Captin Commander Cyprio Consta(...)
07/10/15(Fri)00:15:39 No.41126710
Captin Commander Cyprio Constantine 07/10/15(Fri)00:15:39 No.41126710
>>41126683
GAAAH, MY PLASMA GUN HAS EXPLODED.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:16:36 No.41126726
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>>41126683
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:17:35 No.41126743
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>>41126706
No idea but

IT'S WARPING TIME
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Captin Commander Cyprio Consta(...)
07/10/15(Fri)00:18:26 No.41126757
Captin Commander Cyprio Constantine 07/10/15(Fri)00:18:26 No.41126757
urgh... brothers... save the Neophyte
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:19:25 No.41126768
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:19:25 No.41126768
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>>41126683
>>41126544
AAAAAH Help me!

Those don't go up there!

Ow ow owie!
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:19:42 No.41126772
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:19:42 No.41126772
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>>41126757
goddamnit Cyprio
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Fantasy Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:20:09 No.41126778
Fantasy Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:20:09 No.41126778
>>41126768
Shhh, no tears. Only dreams now.
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:20:40 No.41126785
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>>41126757
Very well

>>41126768
HHurry neophyte, eat this!
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:21:51 No.41126812
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:21:51 No.41126812
I heard a lot of noise. I wondered if it was something...important.
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)00:22:51 No.41126821
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)00:22:51 No.41126821
>>41126768
It goes wherever I say it does!

>>41126772
Ow, fuck! Right in the tits!
>>
Ka'runch 'Eadstompa
07/10/15(Fri)00:22:54 No.41126823
Ka'runch 'Eadstompa 07/10/15(Fri)00:22:54 No.41126823
OI, WOT'S GOIN ON IN DIS FREAD?!?
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:24:09 No.41126840
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:24:09 No.41126840
>>41126823
Not a waaaahg, try another thread.
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)00:24:29 No.41126846
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)00:24:29 No.41126846
>>41126823
Ork! Deze humies got me, so they's real good fightin'! You can 'ave 'em if you want!
>>
Fantasy Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:24:44 No.41126852
Fantasy Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:24:44 No.41126852
>>41126823
Here, let me show you~
>>
Chaplain Emal
07/10/15(Fri)00:25:15 No.41126865
Chaplain Emal 07/10/15(Fri)00:25:15 No.41126865
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>41126821
Ah, I see what is going on. A daemon from the warp is attempting to use...

wait, is that some sort of wrestling? Not the normal sport of daemons, but I shall end it anyway. Have at you!
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:25:48 No.41126872
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>41126785
Holy cow, thanks mister.

Now for my second wind!

Die Vile Creature
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:26:46 No.41126894
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:26:46 No.41126894
Rolled 93, 79 = 172 (2d100)

>>41126821
next one's going through your fucking skull daemon
>>41126823
poker night's tomorrow Ka'runch gtfo
>>
Rubric Marine
07/10/15(Fri)00:27:09 No.41126904
Rubric Marine 07/10/15(Fri)00:27:09 No.41126904
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Who ordered the pizza with every topping and coke in the limited edition bottle?

>>41126872
Holy shit
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)00:28:13 No.41126924
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)00:28:13 No.41126924
>>41126865
Hey hun, you don't mind if I use you as a living shield do ya kthaaaaanks!
>>41126872
>>41126894

>>41126904
Lil' help, bonesy?
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Ka'runch 'Eadstompa
07/10/15(Fri)00:28:23 No.41126926
Ka'runch 'Eadstompa 07/10/15(Fri)00:28:23 No.41126926
>>41126852

HAR, YOU'Z NOT REAL! YOU GOT DISKON... DISSEN... DON'T NOBODY MAKE YOU GROTZ NO MORE!
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:28:56 No.41126934
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:28:56 No.41126934
>>41126872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=074cp3EWd9A
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Fantasy Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:29:05 No.41126939
Fantasy Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:29:05 No.41126939
>>41126904
That would be me~
You did remember the krokodil, right?
>>
Captin Commander Cyprio Consta(...)
07/10/15(Fri)00:29:23 No.41126945
Captin Commander Cyprio Constantine 07/10/15(Fri)00:29:23 No.41126945
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>41126865
Fuck dammit I can't just lay here and die while the Neophyte is in danger!

I pull my plasma grenade and throw myself onto the Daemonette! Let's finish this!
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:29:58 No.41126954
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:29:58 No.41126954
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>41126924
>>41126865
Chaplain! punch her in the tit! It's the tactical thing to do!
>>
Rubric Marine
07/10/15(Fri)00:30:58 No.41126968
Rubric Marine 07/10/15(Fri)00:30:58 No.41126968
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>41126924
Sure

Ill intercept Chappy


>>41126939
No; someone fucked with your order it seems because its not on the receipt.
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)00:31:06 No.41126973
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)00:31:06 No.41126973
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>41126945
>>41126954
Come on you fat shieldy bastard! Work like the human shhield you are!
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Chaplain Emal
07/10/15(Fri)00:31:18 No.41126980
Chaplain Emal 07/10/15(Fri)00:31:18 No.41126980
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>>41126924
What do you mean being used as a shie-

Augh! Owch!

Vile servant of the warp, when I have recovered from this foul trickery I shall smite you down!
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Captin Commander Cyprio Consta(...)
07/10/15(Fri)00:32:12 No.41126996
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>>41126945
heh... mediocre...
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:32:35 No.41127000
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>>41126954
>FALLS TO SLAANESH

GLARBLARAGH!

PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKING TIT! ITS THE LEWD THING TO DO!
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Fantasy Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:32:40 No.41127001
Fantasy Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:32:40 No.41127001
>>41126968
Well, can I order some now then?
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Ka'runch 'Eadstompa
07/10/15(Fri)00:32:44 No.41127003
Ka'runch 'Eadstompa 07/10/15(Fri)00:32:44 No.41127003
>>41126954
>Rolled 1 (1d100)

DA GREEN BEAKY KNOWS WOT'S WOT.

>select all the food
>pills

DAT SLANN NESH GROT GOT INNA CAPCHA!
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Rubric Marine
07/10/15(Fri)00:33:37 No.41127025
Rubric Marine 07/10/15(Fri)00:33:37 No.41127025
>>41126980
Rolling to look badass; GM what do I need for this, don't forget I have a modifier for that.
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:33:43 No.41127027
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:33:43 No.41127027
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>>41126872
>>41126924
>>41126980
AAAAAGH
TAKE THIS YOU EVIL CREATURE
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40k Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:34:52 No.41127050
40k Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:34:52 No.41127050
man I literally left to take a shit and I come back and its fucking chaos in this thread
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Fantasy Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:35:46 No.41127061
Fantasy Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:35:46 No.41127061
>>41127050
Ooooohh~ Did you say "fucking Chaos"?
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:36:39 No.41127075
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:36:39 No.41127075
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>41127027
bend over and think of the Emperor!
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The Ghost of Captin Commander (...)
07/10/15(Fri)00:38:19 No.41127101
The Ghost of Captin Commander Cyprio Constantine 07/10/15(Fri)00:38:19 No.41127101
>>41127075
You can't stop him now. The Neophyte's grown too powerful. Die now and curse in vain.
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Chaplain Emal
07/10/15(Fri)00:39:16 No.41127118
Chaplain Emal 07/10/15(Fri)00:39:16 No.41127118
Rolled 4 (1d20)

I am back on my feat, and now I shall call upon one of the relics of my chapter to destroy these foul forces of Chaos!

Oh holy relic of the Unforgiven, may thy grace fall upon the one who is greater than 10, and cause some great harm to my foes, whatever that may be...
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:40:01 No.41127133
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:40:01 No.41127133
Oh god, if some one could get a drawfag to draw a picture of the neophyte decking a demonette in the jaw with a right hook, I would buy them many flowers.
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:40:52 No.41127156
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:40:52 No.41127156
>>41127118
>pssst, use a d100 instead
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Chaplain Emal
07/10/15(Fri)00:42:54 No.41127191
Chaplain Emal 07/10/15(Fri)00:42:54 No.41127191
>>41127156
>but rolling a d100 to get greater than a 10 would be far too easy!
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)00:42:59 No.41127192
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)00:42:59 No.41127192
>>41127027
Poor little Neophyte... Even if you kill me, I'll have died as I lived! For Chaos!

And... Slaanesh, hun? I think Khorne might owe you something for this one... he's a *real* feisty one~
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:43:30 No.41127198
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:43:30 No.41127198
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Da zog all dis now?
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:44:02 No.41127207
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:44:02 No.41127207
>>41127198
the battle for bed time!
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Fantasy Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:44:47 No.41127222
Fantasy Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:44:47 No.41127222
>>41127192
Ooooh, good idea~ I'll see if I can get him to shove the skull-throne up my dickpussy again~
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)00:46:41 No.41127256
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)00:46:41 No.41127256
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>>41127198
Dunno boss. Look like dem 'umies can't sleep or summin'.
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:47:19 No.41127266
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:47:19 No.41127266
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>>41127192
Phew, though chaos never sleeps, I think I've earned a bit.

Last pic of the Neo, thanks all for tagging along!
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Chaplain Emal
07/10/15(Fri)00:47:59 No.41127275
Chaplain Emal 07/10/15(Fri)00:47:59 No.41127275
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>>41127192
What? You are calling upon another of your dark gods? I shall not let you! Taste my crozius, warp spawn!
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:48:01 No.41127279
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:48:01 No.41127279
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>>41127207
>>41127256
Gettin' too old fer dis.
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The Ghost of Captin Commander (...)
07/10/15(Fri)00:48:29 No.41127291
The Ghost of Captin Commander Cyprio Constantine 07/10/15(Fri)00:48:29 No.41127291
>>41127266
You've done well little brother. Sleep tight.
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)00:49:23 No.41127306
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)00:49:23 No.41127306
>>41127266
Wot?
Dis always 'appens. Da pinkies get tired roight when I need ta do some krumpin'.
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Chaplain Emal
07/10/15(Fri)00:49:58 No.41127317
Chaplain Emal 07/10/15(Fri)00:49:58 No.41127317
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>41127266
You are strong, and if you were of my chapter someday I would initiate you into your darkest secrets. But rest now, for you have earned the slumber heroes earn!

>Also forgot roll earlier fuck me
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)00:50:47 No.41127324
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)00:50:47 No.41127324
>>41127275
>>41127317

Looks like Team Chaos's blasting off agaaaaain!
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demonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)00:50:56 No.41127328
demonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)00:50:56 No.41127328
>>41127317
Don't mind if I do!
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:51:59 No.41127347
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:51:59 No.41127347
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>41127306
zaaaaaaap

how's the Grots Zogg?
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:52:17 No.41127355
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:52:17 No.41127355
>>41126156
>emperor's nightmare recruiting intensifies
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)00:53:43 No.41127379
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:53:43 No.41127379
>>41127256
We'z outta play 'em a lully by. Gets 'em ta sleep so we'z kin get ta lootin.
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)00:53:59 No.41127382
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)00:53:59 No.41127382
Hey, Slaanesh(es?), hun? Could I bother you to fix my girls? They're a 'lil beat up.
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)00:54:17 No.41127388
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)00:54:17 No.41127388
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>>41127347
ZOG!
It'z da handy marines!
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Fantasy Slaanesh
07/10/15(Fri)00:55:35 No.41127408
Fantasy Slaanesh 07/10/15(Fri)00:55:35 No.41127408
>>41127382
Here you go~ Three brand-spanking-new sets of tits, all with fully-functional tentacledick nipples~
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)00:56:24 No.41127423
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)00:56:24 No.41127423
>>41127408
Thanks, luv~
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)00:56:56 No.41127434
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)00:56:56 No.41127434
>>41127408
Wot in da name 'a Gork is a "tit", 'an how much dakka it got?
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Chaplain Emal
07/10/15(Fri)00:57:01 No.41127438
Chaplain Emal 07/10/15(Fri)00:57:01 No.41127438
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>41127328
Oh no you don't! In the name of the Lion and the Emperor, I shall remain pure! Taste crozius, bitch!

>>41127347
Son of Dorn! At last, reinforcements! Quickly, fire again and destroy that Ork in the powered suit! Only your heavy weaponry can punch through it!
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deamonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)00:57:59 No.41127450
deamonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)00:57:59 No.41127450
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>41127438
Genderbender ray go!
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Chaplain Emal
07/10/15(Fri)00:59:44 No.41127477
Chaplain Emal 07/10/15(Fri)00:59:44 No.41127477
>>41127450
Oh Emperor please, let me resist this with my faith and rozarius!!
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:00:31 No.41127494
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:00:31 No.41127494
>>41127477
Oh look! Female Space Marines ARE a trhing~
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Chaplain Emal
07/10/15(Fri)01:00:45 No.41127499
Chaplain Emal 07/10/15(Fri)01:00:45 No.41127499
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>41127477
>fucking forgot the roll goddamn
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:00:59 No.41127503
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:00:59 No.41127503
>>41127450
...da zog...?
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deamonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)01:02:01 No.41127520
deamonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)01:02:01 No.41127520
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>41127503
You too ork! it's been forever and a half since I've seen a cute ork!
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:02:09 No.41127524
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:02:09 No.41127524
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>41127388
>>41127434
no worries mate I'll blast those right off just stay still for a sec.....

>>41127438
>>41127450
...........nice tits Chaplain
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:03:20 No.41127542
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:03:20 No.41127542
>>41127434
Well, nobody can beat Slaanesh's girls when it comes to 'guns'~
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:03:24 No.41127544
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:03:24 No.41127544
>>41127520
...Nuffin 'appened.
(Orks are genderless ya grot)
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Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:03:45 No.41127550
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:03:45 No.41127550
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>>41127494
>>41127499
Noo! Lion curse it, why have I been forsaken so?! And my blessed armor!

>>41127524
Imperial Fist, you are a chauvinist pig!...What am I saying? I meant to say idiot!
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deamonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)01:04:29 No.41127555
deamonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)01:04:29 No.41127555
>>>41127550
It's raping time!
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:05:59 No.41127579
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:05:59 No.41127579
>>41127550
Green suits ya, luv.
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Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:06:43 No.41127591
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:06:43 No.41127591
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>41127555
Rape? Ha! Try to dodge my sword going down your throat and slicing through your warp-spawned innards, you thrice-damned bitch! Son of the Lion or no, I will strike you down!
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:07:16 No.41127598
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:07:16 No.41127598
>>41127555
Give it to her good, sis!~
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:08:06 No.41127613
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:08:06 No.41127613
>>41127550
ummmm this is one of the artifacts the Salamanders need to get Vulkan back......but I think you can put it to better use Chaplain
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deamonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)01:11:36 No.41127676
deamonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)01:11:36 No.41127676
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>41127591
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:12:31 No.41127690
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:12:31 No.41127690
Rolled 42 (1d100)

Wots dis now...?
Shoiny... innit...
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:13:16 No.41127700
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:13:16 No.41127700
>>41127676
*Cheerleader Outfit Activate*
Go sis, go sis, go sis, go! Screw her till her standards're low!

Gooooo, Chaos!
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Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:13:57 No.41127713
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:13:57 No.41127713
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>41127579
No it doesn't, you...you greenskin...aaargh why do I appreciate the compliment so much

>>41127613
...No. I don't use power fists. They are clumsy weapons.

>>41127676
Hah! A lucky dodge! This time, I shall make you taste steel!
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:14:15 No.41127723
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:14:15 No.41127723
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>>41127690
Gah, just a hunk 'o junk.
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:15:46 No.41127743
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:15:46 No.41127743
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>41127700
SHADDAP YA ZOGGIN GIT!
WAAAAAAAAGH!
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deamonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)01:16:01 No.41127749
deamonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)01:16:01 No.41127749
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>41127713
I'll make you taste something else, come here you!
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:16:59 No.41127764
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:16:59 No.41127764
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>41127749
overwatch bitches
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:17:17 No.41127769
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:17:17 No.41127769
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>41127743
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Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:17:36 No.41127774
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:17:36 No.41127774
>>41127749
WHAT IS THAT THING AND WHY DOES IT HAVE TENTACLES AND MOUTHS AAAAH
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:17:53 No.41127779
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:17:53 No.41127779
>>41127769
Ah, ZOG!
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deamonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)01:18:14 No.41127785
deamonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)01:18:14 No.41127785
>>41127764
you tried.....

>>41127769
nice one!

>>41127774
>fade to win
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:18:22 No.41127789
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:18:22 No.41127789
>>41127743
>>41127779
Make me, greenie! The Super Slaanesh Cheer Squad is unbeatable!
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Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:18:36 No.41127791
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:18:36 No.41127791
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>41127774
>forgot the dice roll again why do I keep doing this fuck me - no no no don't jinx it
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:19:41 No.41127817
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:19:41 No.41127817
>>41127789
Zoggin' zogger-zog!
Dese weird squishy fings is slimey!
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:20:28 No.41127832
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:20:28 No.41127832
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>41127791
Come here you...~
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deamonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)01:20:34 No.41127835
deamonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)01:20:34 No.41127835
>>41127791
>Sucking something
>Wait why is her tit metal and have rifling?
>Turn on the lights to reveal me deep throating your bolter
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:20:45 No.41127837
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:20:45 No.41127837
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>41127785
bah you'll see that this is a fist that does not quits!
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:21:13 No.41127841
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:21:13 No.41127841
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>41127791
>>41127832
OI!
I AIN'T DONE YET YA GROT!
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deamonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)01:21:45 No.41127848
deamonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)01:21:45 No.41127848
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>41127837
knock that off before I turn you into a woman too.
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:22:12 No.41127852
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:22:12 No.41127852
>>41127841
You'll get your turn, Zoggie, be patient~
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:22:22 No.41127854
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:22:22 No.41127854
>>41127848
hurr hurr hurr
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deamonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)01:22:47 No.41127858
deamonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)01:22:47 No.41127858
>>41127848
>Gets fisted
>And not in the fun way
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:23:17 No.41127865
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:23:17 No.41127865
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>41127854
Go, Super Slaanesh Cheer Squad Mascot!
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:23:22 No.41127868
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:23:22 No.41127868
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>41127852
YOU DON'T RUN AWAY FROM A MAD ORK, SQUIGGY!
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:24:17 No.41127883
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:24:17 No.41127883
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>41127837
DEATH OR HONOR!
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Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:24:31 No.41127888
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:24:31 No.41127888
Rolled 25 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>41127832
No no no NO NO NO YOU HAVE FAR TOO MANY OF THOSE! I DEMAND COURTSHIP AND WOOING AND god damnit just taste sword.
>1d100

>>41127835
...Stop being hot. It only makes it harder to shoot you. I don't think it hurts your kind.
>1d100+20 because that close

>>41127841
...Imperial Fist? Help?
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Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:25:31 No.41127900
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:25:31 No.41127900
>>41127888
>fuck, I have no idea how to format that dice roll. Help, please?
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deamonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)01:26:26 No.41127911
deamonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)01:26:26 No.41127911
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>41127888
>Oh fuck yeah, new cheek piercing!
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:27:10 No.41127918
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:27:10 No.41127918
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>41127888
I think you should play a little nicer, hun. Here, let me show you~
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deamonette number 2
07/10/15(Fri)01:27:55 No.41127928
deamonette number 2 07/10/15(Fri)01:27:55 No.41127928
>>41127911
>Ded
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:28:11 No.41127932
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:28:11 No.41127932
>>41127888
>>41127918
Rolling for bodyblock

I'Z DA BIGGEST. I'Z DA STRONGEST.

AND I'Z MAD.
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:29:00 No.41127940
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:29:00 No.41127940
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>41127888
fuck it I cast Fisting on the Daemonette, Emprah help us all
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:29:11 No.41127945
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:29:11 No.41127945
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>41127932
Forgot the roll
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Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:29:37 No.41127960
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:29:37 No.41127960
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>41127911
And back to the warp with you, fiend!

>>41127918
In the name of the Lion, PUT THAT DISGUSTINGLY LEWD THING AWAY BEFORE I GET THE SON OF DORN TO MELTA WHAT'S LEFT AFTER I SHEER IT OFF WITH MY BLADE
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:31:26 No.41127993
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:31:26 No.41127993
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>41127940
>>41127945
>>41127960
I'll get you next time, Gadget!

>Roll to escape and maybe shove Slaanesh's 'weapon' somewhere on the way out.
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:32:44 No.41128016
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:32:44 No.41128016
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>41127993
WOT DA ZOG IS DAT FING?!
OH MORK WOT?!

>ROLL TO CUT OFF DAT... FING
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:33:31 No.41128036
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:33:31 No.41128036
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>41127993
RUN BITCH RUN! HAHAHAHAHAHA! FOR THE EMPRAH!
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:33:52 No.41128042
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:33:52 No.41128042
>>41128016
Awww...

>Dildobat is destroyed
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:35:29 No.41128069
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:35:29 No.41128069
>>41128042
Run, you panzy!
Grotlicka'!
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:35:38 No.41128072
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:35:38 No.41128072
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>41128042
NO ONE EXPECTS THE INQUISITION! [BLAM]
>>
Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:36:36 No.41128083
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:36:36 No.41128083
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>41127993
Wait! Wait, don't run away you bitch! Stop! CHANGE ME BACK, DAMN YOU!
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:37:13 No.41128092
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:37:13 No.41128092
>>41128083
Oi, I know a dok 'at'll fix ya roight 'n gud.
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:37:40 No.41128101
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:37:40 No.41128101
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>41128072
>>41128083
>>41128069
Sorry, hun!! I got things to see and people to do!

>FLEE!
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:37:45 No.41128103
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:37:45 No.41128103
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>>41128042
with hate,
From Honsou
>>
Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:38:59 No.41128127
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:38:59 No.41128127
>>41128092
....Does he use anesthetic?

>>41128101
FUCK YOU~ you bitch!
>>
deamonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)01:40:00 No.41128140
deamonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)01:40:00 No.41128140
>>41128127
Perhaps I could help....
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:40:40 No.41128153
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:40:40 No.41128153
>>41128127
Annie-wot?
Look, 'e's gunna sew up dat wound 'tween ya legs, cut off anyfing outta place, and send ya home. Cheap too, only 50 teef!
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:41:20 No.41128166
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:41:20 No.41128166
>>41128127
Ehehe, let's not be too hasty now, eh? Slaanesh is also the god of love!

>Seems to have been caught
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:41:38 No.41128170
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:41:38 No.41128170
40k slannesh and fantasy slaanesh getting into loving futa frottage before having sex in the missionary position with the 40k slaanesh as the penetrating partner, having mutual orgasms and falling asleep in each others arms when?
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:42:02 No.41128176
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:42:02 No.41128176
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>41128140
who let you out? back into the tomb of whorrors with yeh
>>
Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:42:09 No.41128180
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:42:09 No.41128180
>>41128140
If you even try, I will cut that pulsating tit-dick off before it or you can let out a cry.

>>41128153
...That does not sound safe. Even then, where would I get fifty teef? You're the only Ork around.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:43:23 No.41128201
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:43:23 No.41128201
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>41128166
Good, Now i can kill you deamon! [BLAM]
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:44:05 No.41128216
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:44:05 No.41128216
>>41128180
Well, I dunno. Ain't gettin' my teef, I'z savin' up fer a GARGANT!

Say now, idn't dere a pretty humie we's got trapped 'ere?

It iz a humie, roight?
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:44:31 No.41128224
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:44:31 No.41128224
>>41128201
I got caught by the good chaplain, sir~
>>
deamonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)01:45:48 No.41128244
deamonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)01:45:48 No.41128244
>>41128176
But master, lets get the female space marine first~
>>
Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:47:18 No.41128264
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:47:18 No.41128264
>>41128216
She is sort of pretty, but she is NOT human. She is an abomination of the warp who has forcibly turned me into this weaker body, and should be punished as such!

>>41128224
Sorry sir, but I do need this thing alive, if only so that it can turn me back into a proper Son of the Lion.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:48:05 No.41128272
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:48:05 No.41128272
>>41128244
fine I better not be missing happy hour

.........CTAN DAMNIT! Get the slut in the green armor and lets go!
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:48:59 No.41128286
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:48:59 No.41128286
>>41128264
So... would you let me go if I turned you back?
>>
deamonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)01:49:22 No.41128289
deamonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)01:49:22 No.41128289
>>41128272
AH! y-yes master~

>>41128264
you need to cum! uhh with me that is....
p-please?
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:49:46 No.41128295
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:49:46 No.41128295
>>41128264
>>41128286
I want'z 'er teef first.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:50:06 No.41128298
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:50:06 No.41128298
>>41128272
>no crotch bulges on the daemonettes.
This feels unrealistic.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:50:28 No.41128300
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:50:28 No.41128300
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>>41128216
>I wish I was back on Graia killing Orks
>I miss my flashlight
>I should have made Titus give me a piggy back ride when I had the chance
>my feet hurt
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:51:50 No.41128323
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:51:50 No.41128323
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>41128300
'oo da zog iz DIS now?!
I'll krump ya gud!
>>
Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:52:02 No.41128325
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:52:02 No.41128325
>>41128286
I'll think long and hard about...no, sorry, poor phrasing, I didn't mean to get it exited. I'll consider it.

>>41128289
Stop being so cute, you're activating this body's motherly instinct! Away with you I say, go! Shoo!

>>41128295
I don't know, they're rather small. And will fade into the warp once pulled.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:52:42 No.41128333
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:52:42 No.41128333
Did someone say heresy?
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:52:53 No.41128335
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:52:53 No.41128335
>>41128323
Well there goes the only interesting guardsman in vidya.
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:53:37 No.41128348
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:53:37 No.41128348
>>41128335
WOTS A VIDYA?!
'OW MUCH DAKKA IT GOT?
>>
deamonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)01:54:07 No.41128349
deamonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)01:54:07 No.41128349
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>41128325
>p-please if you don't come wuth me I'll get punished......
>Looks like she's about to cry
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)01:54:13 No.41128351
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)01:54:13 No.41128351
>>41128300
>>41128323
Wow, you're like, instantly dead. Tough breaks.

>>41128325
Well, alriiiight...

>The Chaplain's manhood is restored! And only her manhood...

There we go! Good as new! Better, even!
>>
deamonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)01:56:52 No.41128393
deamonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)01:56:52 No.41128393
>Gets dragged away
WAAAAAAAHHHH!
later fags
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:58:49 No.41128416
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:58:49 No.41128416
>>41128393
DID SUMONE SAY WAAAGH?!
WAAAGH!
>>
Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)01:59:12 No.41128425
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)01:59:12 No.41128425
>>41128349
I-I, uh, um...Imperial Fist! Take this one away!

>>41128351
...I still have these useless flesh-sacks. And lack of muscles. But most importantly, as a feminine waif I have no beard. I am one of the few Astartes outside of the Black Templars and Space Wolves to have a proper beard, and now it is gone.

...No! Just because it's back doesn't mean you're allowed to touch it. Try again and I'll shoot you.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)01:59:46 No.41128429
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:59:46 No.41128429
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GET IN FAGGOTS! We're going to Trazyn's
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)01:59:50 No.41128430
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)01:59:50 No.41128430
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>41128416
OI DATS MY LINE!
KRUMP YOU TOO YA GROT!
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:01:31 No.41128448
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:01:31 No.41128448
>>41128430
You'z good at krumpin'

>>41128425
...You WANT to be the bearded lady? I mean, I'm not one to judge, but...
>>
Inquisitor
07/10/15(Fri)02:02:21 No.41128461
Inquisitor 07/10/15(Fri)02:02:21 No.41128461
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

Orcs, Necrons and Deamons? I'm callling a EXTERMINATUS!
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:03:15 No.41128471
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:03:15 No.41128471
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>41128448
Krumpin' iz my talent.
Dakka too.
'an stabbin' fings.
>>41128461
Speakin' 'o which...
I KRUMP DA BOMB!
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:03:54 No.41128478
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:03:54 No.41128478
>>41128471
... You're the BEST at krumpin'...
>>
Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)02:03:56 No.41128479
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)02:03:56 No.41128479
>>41128448
No! No, I want my old body back! Now! Now hurry up or I'll fuck you! Up! Fuck you up! IT WAS NOT WORTH RESPONDING TO THE MYSTERIES OF THIS WORLD
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:04:51 No.41128490
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:04:51 No.41128490
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>41128471
>>41128461
>>41128478
ROIGHT DEN!
I ROIDE DA SHOKKWAVE TA LOOK KOOL!
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:05:00 No.41128493
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:05:00 No.41128493
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>41128479
Mmm, is there something you're not telling me, Emily?~

>Roll seduction/influence of Slaanesh!
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:06:02 No.41128503
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:06:02 No.41128503
>>41128490
WOT?
Dat ain't roight.
I krump da komputa, and roll again.
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:07:21 No.41128521
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:07:21 No.41128521
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>41128503
Zoggin' komputa...
WAAAGH!
WORK GORK MORK IT!
>>
Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)02:08:16 No.41128536
Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)02:08:16 No.41128536
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>41128493
Yes! That my name is Emal...ine, not Emily! And that...uh...
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:09:25 No.41128553
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:09:25 No.41128553
>>41128536
Honestly, I think you look better this way, hun~
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:10:54 No.41128566
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:10:54 No.41128566
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>41128553
Dat's it, I wont does teefz.
KRUMP!
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:11:07 No.41128571
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:11:07 No.41128571
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>>41128536
dear diary/emprah today I got an extra awesome memory to jerk it to while in the Pain Glove
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:11:50 No.41128579
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:11:50 No.41128579
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>41128566
Whoah there!
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:12:17 No.41128582
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:12:17 No.41128582
>>41128579
GROT!
NOW DO'Z IT ROIGHT!
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:12:52 No.41128594
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:12:52 No.41128594
>>41128579
>Loses some teeth.

Ooh, again!~
>>
Inquisitor
07/10/15(Fri)02:13:02 No.41128599
Inquisitor 07/10/15(Fri)02:13:02 No.41128599
Rolled 98, 59 = 157 (2d100)

>>41128536
>>41128553

Not only have i failed the exterminatus but chaos is spreading, i have failed, THE EMPERAH! [BLAM] [BLAM]
>>
Tainted? Chaplain Emaline
07/10/15(Fri)02:13:22 No.41128605
Tainted? Chaplain Emaline 07/10/15(Fri)02:13:22 No.41128605
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>>41128553
Y-you think I look pretty?
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:13:42 No.41128612
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:13:42 No.41128612
>>41128594
W-wot?!
>>41128599
Oh, Mork, dat's not gud...
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:15:08 No.41128633
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:15:08 No.41128633
>>41128605
Mm, I really do. I fact-
>>41128599
>Takes Emily's bolter round
>>
Dark Apostale Emily
07/10/15(Fri)02:17:14 No.41128657
Dark Apostale Emily 07/10/15(Fri)02:17:14 No.41128657
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>>41128633
W-what? No, I didn't even get to first base!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:18:40 No.41128673
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:18:40 No.41128673
>>41128657
Wot's wiff da black?
Green not gud enuff r summink?!
>>
Inquisitor
07/10/15(Fri)02:19:00 No.41128679
Inquisitor 07/10/15(Fri)02:19:00 No.41128679
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>41128605
I FIND THIS BOTH HOT AND HERETICAL, I AM UNSURE IF TO BLAM.
>>41128633
Why wont you just DIE! [Im going to run out of BLAM soon, BLAM]
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:19:41 No.41128693
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:19:41 No.41128693
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>41128679
I'LL BLAM YOU GUD!
KRUMP!
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:20:05 No.41128698
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:20:05 No.41128698
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>41128679
>Continues getting shot. Trusts in the power of Slaanesh.
>>
Neophyte Siggy
07/10/15(Fri)02:21:32 No.41128714
Neophyte Siggy 07/10/15(Fri)02:21:32 No.41128714
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>>41124583
I love this thread.

I'm just glad i was training in the Relcusium
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:21:50 No.41128716
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:21:50 No.41128716
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>>41128657
bruth....Sista plz we both know she's just going to pull the round out and fashion a dildo from it

such is the way of the daemon, the witch, and the heretic
>>
Dark Apostate Emily
07/10/15(Fri)02:21:55 No.41128718
Dark Apostate Emily 07/10/15(Fri)02:21:55 No.41128718
>>41128679
I AM GOING TO SMASH YOU WITH THIS NEW DARK CROZIUS THAT HAS MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE SERIOUSLY I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS HAPPENED GREENSKIN
>>
Inquisitor
07/10/15(Fri)02:22:22 No.41128722
Inquisitor 07/10/15(Fri)02:22:22 No.41128722
>>41128698
What FOUL SORCERY IS THIS?
>Out of ammo
>reloads
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:23:17 No.41128729
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:23:17 No.41128729
>>41128722
>Crawls behind her new girlfriend
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:23:39 No.41128734
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:23:39 No.41128734
>>41128718
I DUNNO
EVERYFINGS GONE ZOGGIN CRAZY
DA SQUIGS IS KRUMPIN DA SQUIGGOTHS
DA GROTS ARE RUNNIN DA WAAGHS
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:24:32 No.41128749
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:24:32 No.41128749
>>41128716
How is he eating that?
>>
Dark Apostate Emily
07/10/15(Fri)02:26:08 No.41128761
Dark Apostate Emily 07/10/15(Fri)02:26:08 No.41128761
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>41128716
>She don't know that. Stupid sexy chaos made her weak-willed for a moment.

>>41128729
BABY DON'T WORRY I GOT THIS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING WE CALL HOLDING HANDS AFTER I BASH THIS JERK'S BRAIN OUT

>>41128722
INQUISITOR, BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THIS MYSTERIOUS DARK CROZIUS THING, I WHACK YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE

>>41128734
THE GREENSKIN IS MAKING THE MOST SENSE
ALL IS LOST
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:26:54 No.41128773
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:26:54 No.41128773
>>41128749
through faith in the Emprah all things are possible
>>
Inquisitor N
07/10/15(Fri)02:27:16 No.41128776
Inquisitor N 07/10/15(Fri)02:27:16 No.41128776
Rolled 7, 64 = 71 (2d100)

>>41128729
>>41128718
Damn you, damn her, DAMN EVERYTHING, I WILL END YOU BOTH!
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:28:04 No.41128793
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:28:04 No.41128793
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>41128761
>Holding hands is her fetish.
>Lust/lovepower GO!
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:29:14 No.41128809
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:29:14 No.41128809
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>41128761
>>41128776
>>41128793
Zoggin' zog...
KRUMP! I KRUMP REALITY INTO IT'S MOST PURE AND PROPPA FORM!
>>
Dark Apostate Emily
07/10/15(Fri)02:30:18 No.41128820
Dark Apostate Emily 07/10/15(Fri)02:30:18 No.41128820
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>41128776
>earlier roll for my attempt to hit

>>41128793
Emily gently gripped the Daemonette's hand with her own, swallowing visibly as she felt the warpcreature's impossibly (literally, in a physical sense) soft and warm skin.
>>
Inquisitor N
07/10/15(Fri)02:30:23 No.41128823
Inquisitor N 07/10/15(Fri)02:30:23 No.41128823
Rolled 44, 66, 4 = 114 (3d100)

>>41128809
>>41128793
>>41128761
[BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM]
BY THE EMPEROR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
>>
Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:31:28 No.41128838
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:31:28 No.41128838
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>41128823
YOU CAN'T KRUMP ME, YOU PINT-SIZED GIT!
I.
KRUMP.
YOU.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:31:38 No.41128840
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:31:38 No.41128840
This thread went a lot more differently than most bedtime stories
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:32:30 No.41128858
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:32:30 No.41128858
>>41128840
It went a little weird, and I'm not sure if I like it, but I think we can make it funny instead of lewd.
>>
Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:32:32 No.41128859
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:32:32 No.41128859
>>41128820
>Gently squeezes her girlfriend's hand. since the Inquisitor and the Ork seem distracted with each other.
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:32:33 No.41128860
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:32:33 No.41128860
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this is just like one my Chogoran Fightin Pictographs!
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:33:33 No.41128869
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:33:33 No.41128869
>>41128859
>InquiOrk OTP
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Inquisitor N
07/10/15(Fri)02:33:52 No.41128876
Inquisitor N 07/10/15(Fri)02:33:52 No.41128876
>>41128840
Deamons happened, and orcs! So i am the last Imperial here to send the emperors will WITH BOLTSHELLS!
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Dark Apostate Emily
07/10/15(Fri)02:34:49 No.41128885
Dark Apostate Emily 07/10/15(Fri)02:34:49 No.41128885
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>>41128859
I don't know how to interpret these feelings...the urge to spray my bolter wildly?

>>41128860
That is a beautiful term and I love you for making it. At least something good came out of this thread after Neophyte left.
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Inquisitor N
07/10/15(Fri)02:35:13 No.41128889
Inquisitor N 07/10/15(Fri)02:35:13 No.41128889
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>41128859
I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE HERETIC AND DEAMON! TASTE BOLTSHELLS!
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Inquisitor N
07/10/15(Fri)02:36:13 No.41128902
Inquisitor N 07/10/15(Fri)02:36:13 No.41128902
>>41128885
I agree, this went awesome.
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:36:19 No.41128903
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:36:19 No.41128903
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>41128889
I TOLD DA PRETTY FING AND I'Z GUNNA TELL YOU! DON'T IGNORE ME, SNOTLING!
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)02:44:08 No.41128992
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)02:44:08 No.41128992
>>41128885
That's the right feeling, love.Go nuts~
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:44:17 No.41128993
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:44:17 No.41128993
Wot 'appened?
Did da fread fing die?
Aw, zog. It was gettin' gud too.
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Dark Apostate Emily
07/10/15(Fri)02:46:40 No.41129039
Dark Apostate Emily 07/10/15(Fri)02:46:40 No.41129039
>>41128992
O-okay then...here I go!

>The former Dark Angel wraps her arms around the daemonette in a chaste embrace, squeezing the warpspawn and all her weird ridges and tentacles and mouths as well as all the soft parts against the ceramite of her armor.

You smell nice.
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Inquisitor N
07/10/15(Fri)02:47:02 No.41129043
Inquisitor N 07/10/15(Fri)02:47:02 No.41129043
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>41128993
I agree with you greenskin, but seeing as were here i suppose i should... [BLAM]

INEEDTOSLEEPSOON ;_;
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:47:06 No.41129046
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:47:06 No.41129046
Its 7:45am, what the fuck is going on here?
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:48:02 No.41129054
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:48:02 No.41129054
>>41129043
ZOG!
MY TEEF!
ALL MY TEEF!
AUGH
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:48:19 No.41129056
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:48:19 No.41129056
>>41129046
Go away Australia.
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:49:03 No.41129069
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:49:03 No.41129069
>>41129056
I'm pretty sure that's UK actually
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:49:34 No.41129078
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:49:34 No.41129078
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>>41129039
>>41128992
go on
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:50:36 No.41129099
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:50:36 No.41129099
>>41129054
My dream has been shattered, along with 30 years worth of teeth.

Wait, why am I talking like this?
Did I get shot in the head?
Zog, this cannot be very good.
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Inquisitor N
07/10/15(Fri)02:51:02 No.41129104
Inquisitor N 07/10/15(Fri)02:51:02 No.41129104
Rolled 31, 96 = 127 (2d100)

>>41129054
>THIS IS TERRIBLE!
A Ork using correct linguistics? COMPLETE, HERESY. [BLAM]
>>41129039
THIS IS ALSO HERESY. [BLAM]
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:52:27 No.41129122
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:52:27 No.41129122
>>41129104
YOU ABSOLUTE CRETIN!
YOU HAVE MADE MY SPEECH UN-ORKY!
MY DREAMS OF HAVING A TITAN ARE GONE WITH ALL OF THOSE TEETH!

ZOG YOU!
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:53:26 No.41129133
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:53:26 No.41129133
>>41129056
This guy is right >>41129056
But seriously can i get a recap?
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)02:55:18 No.41129160
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:55:18 No.41129160
>>41129133
Started off with neophyte bedstory, daemonette came around to try and fuck with him (literally), daemonette was fought off and the neophyte went to sleep, Chaplain showed up and tried to fight demons, daemonettes genderbent then finally seduced Chaplain, Chaplain got turned Chaos and now they hold hands. Also Orks krumping as usual.
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Inquisitor N
07/10/15(Fri)02:56:54 No.41129180
Inquisitor N 07/10/15(Fri)02:56:54 No.41129180
>>41129133
A Young Scout wants a bedtime story, he gets one, then a Deamonette comes outa no where and were trying to hunt it down and i think 4 space marines and the scout died and then a few Slaanesh's showed up with more Deamonettes, they all fucked off and Orks are here now and i am the last Imperial here who didn't become a Chaos Female Space Marine.

I fear for my crotch.
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:57:08 No.41129185
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:57:08 No.41129185
>>41129160
I don't know if I can go on krumping knowing I may never have my Titan. Or sound like an Ork.

Why have Gork and Mork forsaken me so?

I might need a new God or Gods.
>>
Inquisitor N
07/10/15(Fri)02:58:13 No.41129201
Inquisitor N 07/10/15(Fri)02:58:13 No.41129201
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>41129185
>I might need a new God or Gods.
BY THE EMPEROR HOW MUCH HERESY? [BLAMING]
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)02:59:01 No.41129212
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)02:59:01 No.41129212
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>41129201
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HERESY EVEN IS, EXPLAIN!
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Dark Apostate Emily
07/10/15(Fri)03:03:17 No.41129250
Dark Apostate Emily 07/10/15(Fri)03:03:17 No.41129250
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I'm heading off now guys, night!

Thanks for the fun thread!
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Inquisitor N
07/10/15(Fri)03:03:34 No.41129253
Inquisitor N 07/10/15(Fri)03:03:34 No.41129253
>>41129212
HERESY IS WHEN YOU GO AGAINST THE IMPERIAL CREED.

Ima go to bed i suppose, just us two now.
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Inquisitor N
07/10/15(Fri)03:05:11 No.41129263
Inquisitor N 07/10/15(Fri)03:05:11 No.41129263
>>41129250

Ill see you next time, ~ N.

Time for sleep.
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)03:05:19 No.41129264
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)03:05:19 No.41129264
>>41129250
>>41129253
FINE THEN!
LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE TO PICK UP MY TEETH!
It doesn't hurt inside...
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Zoggernaut da Meganob
07/10/15(Fri)03:08:27 No.41129297
Zoggernaut da Meganob 07/10/15(Fri)03:08:27 No.41129297
Thus concludes this harrowing first chapter of Zoggernaut.

Will he pick up all his teef?
Will he find a dok to fix his scrambled brain?

We may never know. Unless I decide to do this again. In which case we will know.

Anyways, thanks any and all lurkers.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)03:19:06 No.41129419
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:19:06 No.41129419
>>41129297
If I was brave I'd try to gather you guys up on Steam for a semi-serious RP or something.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)03:20:49 No.41129438
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:20:49 No.41129438
>>41129419
Do it.
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)03:23:25 No.41129467
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:23:25 No.41129467
And in the end neophyte ended up not going to sleep that night.
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)03:24:35 No.41129478
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:24:35 No.41129478
>>41129467
jacking it to the Emprah?
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)03:32:06 No.41129555
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:32:06 No.41129555
>>41127379
>And warboss grinchface's loot bag grew three sizes that night.
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)03:32:53 No.41129563
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)03:32:53 No.41129563
I'll see you all in your dreams~
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)03:50:50 No.41129740
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:50:50 No.41129740
>>41127266
Sleep tight, little loyalist. We won't come in unexpectedly. . . tonight. Or maybe we will.
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)03:59:41 No.41129812
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:59:41 No.41129812
Babysittermarine.jpg
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)04:10:06 No.41129891
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)04:10:06 No.41129891
EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS EXTERMINATUS
EXTERMINATUS
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)04:57:01 No.41130206
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)04:57:01 No.41130206
Rolled 17 (1d100)

ROLLAN TO KRUMP ALL DA GITZ WIF DA WAAAAAGH!
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Daemonette
07/10/15(Fri)05:09:14 No.41130281
Daemonette 07/10/15(Fri)05:09:14 No.41130281
>>41130206
Go home! Thread's over!
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deamonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)07:33:50 No.41131200
deamonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)07:33:50 No.41131200
>>41130281
r-really? ohhh okay......
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)07:59:16 No.41131397
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)07:59:16 No.41131397
>>41130281
>>41131200
Is there gonna be more?
>>
daemonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)08:28:53 No.41131664
daemonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)08:28:53 No.41131664
>>41131397
m-maybe.....
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)08:30:02 No.41131675
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)08:30:02 No.41131675
>>41131664
I really hope so.
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daemonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)08:32:25 No.41131699
daemonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)08:32:25 No.41131699
>>41131675
w-well if you'd l-like I could m-molest you..... please?
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)08:33:44 No.41131707
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)08:33:44 No.41131707
>>41131699
But if I gave you my consent, it wouldn't be molestation anymore...
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daemonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)08:38:56 No.41131751
daemonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)08:38:56 No.41131751
>>41131707
w-well would you like to hear a story then?
pls no hit me.........
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)08:42:21 No.41131780
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)08:42:21 No.41131780
>>41131751
Sure sure.

As long as you don't come too close, we can stay pals.
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daemonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)08:48:20 No.41131834
daemonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)08:48:20 No.41131834
>>41131780
W-well there was this one time m-master let me out of the box....... I was suppose to seduce a guardsman-
>Starts to blush
B-but he just laughed at m-me when i tried......
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)08:50:53 No.41131863
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)08:50:53 No.41131863
>>41131834
A box?

Well, maybe he isn't into deamons you know? You could always try seducing someone else to your soul-dooming faith. There's many fish in the sea, as my brother used to say.
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daemonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)08:55:17 No.41131911
daemonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)08:55:17 No.41131911
>>41131863
>A box?
y-yeah.... it's w-where master says a u-useless slut l-like me belongs.....
>>
Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)08:57:17 No.41131929
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)08:57:17 No.41131929
>>41126695
Oh god the Daemonette is Misha we're fucked.
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)09:13:31 No.41132101
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)09:13:31 No.41132101
>>41131911
That was mean... wait... are you aroused?

Anyway I must be on my way, I have to get back to making the best weapons for the Greater Good!

I'll cya around
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daemonette number 3
07/10/15(Fri)09:15:06 No.41132118
daemonette number 3 07/10/15(Fri)09:15:06 No.41132118
>>41132101
N-no!
........yes.....
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)12:00:00 No.41133998
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)12:00:00 No.41133998
Oh god, is this thread still alive?

>>41129438
Do you really wanna?
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Anonymous
07/10/15(Fri)12:04:02 No.41134073
Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)12:04:02 No.41134073
Well, if any of you heretical people check this thread again, my name on steam is Teithiwr. There should only be one of me, so I shouldn't be hard to find!
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