>>41123304
>[ ] Test out that weird glove thing.

>>41123304
>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”

>>41123304
>>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”
>>[ ] Head to Peter’s house. He’s gotta swing back there eventually.
We have to chew him out for risking his sweet life.

do you guys know what this means not only can we get sweet thwip thwip but we can compare our butts

>>41123304
>Head to Peter’s house. He’s gotta swing back there eventually
To the Batcave!

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Finally making some actual progress with the PDFs

threads 51-75 PDF finally done.

still almost 50 behind though......

I'll post the other two if anybody wants them

>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”
>[ ] Head to Peter’s house. He’s gotta swing back there eventually
>[ ] Test out that weird glove thing.

>>41123373

Seconded.

>>41123386
>but we can compare our butts

Layla would do that for us.

>>41123304
>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”

>>41123304
>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”

>>41123304
>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”

>>41123395
id like the other two it could help my friend get caught up

>>41123304
>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”
>[ ] Head to Peter’s house. He’s gotta swing back there eventually.

Good for him. We got our own shit to take care of.
>[x] Head home.
Tonight's Movie Night.

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>>41123453
kay

HYPE

>>41123408

Seconded.

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>>41123485

>>41123386
>Peter and JJ rubbing their butts together
Fire hazard.

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So I found out what JJ's X-men uniform will look like

>>41123588
>X-men
That's a funny way to spell Brotherhood

>>41123635
I have a feeling we wont see either unless we go t3

>>41123588
>>41123635
>X-men
>Brotherhood
Those are weird ways to spell Forever-Hobo.

>>41123395
Thanks mate, you're awesome

>>41123657
Dude, we have to go T3.

>>41123635
JJ has not once shown a homo superiority attitude, and hates Magneto for making things harder for muties. I'm not saying he'll go X-Men, but I don't think JJ would want to join the Brotherhood

>>41123635
>>41123588

>Joining any lame groups where JJ would have to answer to someone else.

Nah mugga, nah.

>>41123695
JJ just doesn't understand yet. Magneto-sama will teach JJ the true path With hot dickings

>>41123695
>>41123700
We become the third option. Or nuke fucking everyone with t3

We need to fuck with Peter next time we see him, especially if he doesn't know we know. Not anything malicious, just playful jabs at it.

>>41123714
anon, JJ is not a twink, no matter how fine his ass is

>>41123728
...anon, he knows we know. We talked to him while in Spiderman garb just last thread.

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>>41123700
>>41123719
>not wanting indoor plumbing and pianos

Its like you don't want JJ to have sex with Laura and a have a hot shower at the same time then serenade her to sleep with some Chopin

>>41123752
We ket that when everyone we hate is in a 10 foot deep hole

JJ should get a gig working with some villains, doing creepy organ music as heroes enter their lairs.

>>41123752
>not making a home with your superpowers

pleb

>>41123752

>Implying we can't work our way up to having indoor plumbing without having to mooch off of Xavier or Magneto.

>>41123719
>We become the third option.

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28903988/#p28906890

>>41123771
I think it's too late for that anon, moralfags have ruined JJ. :*(

>>41123772
>implying you'll vote druid to get the lumber we need for JJ's dream house

>>41123782
>Xavier
Is he even alive in this universe?

>>41123304
>[x] Test out that weird glove thing

>>41123804
I would, actually.

>[X] “Peter is Spider-Man.”

You let your head rest against the brickwork of the alley, watching Laura as she approaches, her shape gaining definition as she draws closer and your eyes continue to heal. Overhead, you hear a note of thunder rumble across the sky.

“Peter is Spider-Man.” You say, quietly, as if testing it.

Still doesn’t seem real. But then again, neither does half the contents of your life. Sometimes more than half.

In the dark, and with your vision the way it is, Laura’s hair seems one and the same as the alley around her, a shroud of flowing ink that entangles and circles her face. She nods silently.

“Yes.”

You blink.

“Wait…” Wait a minute. “…You’re not surprised?”

She shakes her head.

“You… you knew?” You ask, disbelieving.

She regards you with a quietly perplexed expression, before nodding.

You don’t even know what to say.

“But… I mean…” What the hell? You can’t even – “If I’d know, I could’ve… he could’ve helped with”–

“He would be a liability.” She states, her voice flat. “The ‘Spider-Man’ does not kill.”

“I don’t kill!” You say.

She pauses, and just watches you for a moment, her eyes remaining fixed on yours. Then:

“Would you?” She says, her tone low, almost – almost – accusatory. “If you had to?”

>[ ] Yes.
>[ ] No.

>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.

>>41123837
>>[ ] Yes.

>>41123837
>>[ ] Yes.

>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.
no feasible alternatives? fine

>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.

>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.
if you say anything else then its a lie we have killed before.

>>41123837
>>[ ] Yes.

>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.

>>41123875

That was by accident, though.

She's talking about consciously ending someone's life.

>>41123837
>[X] Yes
Get real mugga

>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.

>>41123892
we have also thought about how we wanted to kill kimura and creeper

>>41123837
>[x] yes
I though we have killed a few times in this quest as well as in the past?

>>41123837

>[X] Yes.

Some people are too dangerous to leave alive.

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>>41123892
you don't accidentally bash in a guy's head against a boat anchor while he tries to drown

it was intentional self defense

>>41123892
Isn't our plan to kill Creeper?

>>41123892
We were ready to straight up end 'Cudda if he didn't do what we wanted. We'd probably kill Creeper if given half the chance.

>>41123935
And Kimura.
Less of a plan, more like mission statements.

>>41123837
>yes

>>41123395
>>41123485
>>41123524
Thank you for this.

>>41123924
JJ has only killed one person

>>41123837
>Yes.
>If I had to.

>>41123988
did that guy we lit on fire with DB make it?

B-but anons, if we kill our villains we're just as bad as they are!

Lol jk Batman's a huge pussy.

>>41123924
nah, JJ has only killed one guy, and that was in self defense.

>>41123915

That too.

>>41123924

JJ has only killed one person, and that was accidentally and out of self-preservation.

>>41123935

That's my plan, anyway.

>>41123934
>you don't accidentally bash in a guy's head against a boat anchor while he tries to drown

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29324763/#p29325997

Accidental. Then the anger took over.

>>41124008
i doubt it he was engulfed in flames

>>41124016
Let's see.

Murder the creeper.

No.. wait.. we're not strapping down hundreds of people and turning their organs into narcotics.

>Pete tells JJ his origin story
>"With great power comes great responsibility"

and then JJ says "RESPONSIBILITY IS COOL BUT THERE'S MORE THINGS IN LIFE. LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK RODE ALL FUCKING NIGHT"

>>41124016
Hopefully Affleck and Johns fix that with their Batman movie

>>41124016
Batman wouldn't have to kill his villains if the DC legal system wasn't completely bonkers. A repeat mass murderer like the Joker would be executed, or gunned down by a cop before he got into custody if we were going for realism

Honestly, we shouldn't murder left and right, but as an SCP fan, I have absolutely no problem with incinerating a regenerating maniac until they die, regenerating people (us included) have very few safe long term solutions to handling them other than murder.

>>41124027
just because it wasn't premeditated doesn't make it an accident

>>41124039
I don't think he died, or Crusty would've confirmed it.

>>41124082
>just because it wasn't premeditated doesn't make it an accident

It was an accident.

>>41124061
Yeah but Batman is all about taking the law into his own hands, doing what the cops can't. How many people does the Joker have to kill before Batman's like "Hey maybe Gotham and the whole world would be better if he wasn't alive..."

>>41124081
>Honestly, we shouldn't murder left and right

Of course not, JJ isn't a psychopath.

However Creeper, Kimura, and Typhon. I don't see many possibilities where they live the eventual confrontation.

>>41123848
>>41123857
>>41123864
>>41123867
>>41123872
>>41123875
>>41123880
>>41123882
>>41123893
>>41123909
>>41123924
>>41123926
>>41123978
>>41124002
I think it's too close to call. I think we're going to need a final destination.

Really some of you bitches felt the need to add, "I-if I had too!"

>>41124100
because 'muh slippery slope.' If Batman killed the Joker, that means he'd have to kill every petty criminal because that makes sense

>>41124110

I can see us arguing with Typhon or negotiating with him. I doubt it will work, but it's worth a shot.

Totally have to kill Creeper & Kimura, though. No doubt about them.

>>41124110
Whoa now, no one said anything about killing our buddy Joseph. You take that back!

>>41124093
I don't see it that way anon.

>>41124131
if we didnt add that stuff we would have immediately jumped into the streets of new york and commenced the proticol of rip and tear

>>41124110
>Killing Broseph
But he's our oldest *Bzzzzzt*

>>41124131
What's wrong with adding that addendum? JJ would kill if he had to, I don't understand your bitching about it

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>>41124139
>>41124110

Why would you want to kill JJ's best friend, Typhon? It's not like he's [BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT].

>>41124172
Well she asked us "If we had too". Kinda goes without saying.

>>41124165
Only two of you candy asses said that.

>>41124172
That's a lie. He'd kill if it was convenient. Creeper can be put in jail etc.

Instead we're going to gank him.

>[X] Yes.

You know the answer to that question. You think about it, but you know where all your thoughts will eventually culminate – with the taste of cold, briny water and the coppery scent of blood, and that painful rush of fear and awe. Things have changed, but things have not changed that much. You still remember the white-hot flash of desperate motion, the frenzy of it. You’ve felt it many times since then, in the unlit regions below waking thought, where muscle and bone and raw instinct are the only motive forces.

You haven’t managed to avoid it because you’re better than that. You’ve managed to avoid it because you’ve been lucky.

“Yeah.” You respond, eventually. “I would.”

Laura nods, as if agreeing, though you catch a note of hesitation in the way she moves.

“This is likely to cause an altercation with Peter Parker, should it occur.” She says, her tone sounding rehearsed – even if you know it’s not. She’s just retreating behind formal vernacular. She does that when she’s uncertain, or challenged. “It would become a problem.”

You notice that she’s keeping her distance somewhat. You’re not sure why.

>[ ] You want to talk to Peter. Wait by his house.
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
>[ ] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?
>[ ] Write in.

>>41124110
Theres no reason to murder Creeper, however Kimura, due to her regeneration ability being so madly overpowered, and typhon being dangerously insane, I agree on them.

>>41124198
putting a man you cant notice into prison? thats a great idea.

>>41124202
>>[ ] You want to talk to Peter. Wait by his house.

>>41124202
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

Pete can wait. waifu is acting funny

So since it turns out we are willing to ice a motherfucker for the greater good could we pick up Mjolnir?

>>41124202
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
>[ ] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?

>>41124226
You can drop him in a deep hole and throw food every now and then. That'd contain him.

>>41124202
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
>[ ] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?

>>41124202
>>[=] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

>>41124202
>>[ ] Or text him.
Just text. Give him some smartass remark.
Then
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
We can experiment with DAT GLOVE at home.

>>41124198
No he can't, the dude's power is literally to be unnoticeable. It'd be impossible to hold him for a long, because every time they let him out of his cell he'd probably just walk right the fuck out

>>41124202
[]What's up with Laura

>>41124202
>[ ] You want to talk to Peter. Wait by his house.

>>41124202
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

>>41124202
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

>>41124202
>>[ ] Or text him.
>>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
>>[ ] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?

>>41124202

>[X] Or text him.
>[X] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?
>[X] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

Peter may be a bit salty that we randomly stole something from the lab, assuming he noticed our using it and recognized what it was.

>>41124202
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

>>41124225
>however Kimura, due to her regeneration ability being so madly overpowered

Pic related.

>>41124237

That was just a hypothetical question.

When JJ is in a real situation, that's when his morals/qualms about killing are tested.

>>41124202
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

>>41124202
>[x] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
>[x] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?

>>41124248

How would you know if he's even still there?

>>41124234
There is no fury like the impotent, incoherent, unholy rage an anon feels when their waifu is crossed.

>>41124282
hey dumbass, forgot the pic

>>41124225
Kimi don't regen

she just durable as fuck

>>41124289
You... shit, lets just fucking kill his ass

>>41124289
Cause if you could look down the hole, he wouldn't be there.

That was actually way simpler than I thought it would be.

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>>41124225

Forgot image for >>41124282

>>41124202
>[x]You're curious about THAT FUCKING TAPE FUCK YOU ANONS NO MORE BULLSHIT TAPE NOW

>>41124256
i guess they could throw him on that island for containing super villains they had in the ultimate universe. that is if crustyverse has that.

>>41124202
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

>>41124323
Hello retard, he can make himself completely unnoticeable; that means that he can make it look like he's escaped, get everyone searching for him, then when they're all distracted he can actually escape.

>>41124326
I think the image is more appropriate for yourself, anon

>>41124339
I think JJ in character momentarily forgot about it with everything that just happened. Its going to blindside him so hard. Also don't use caps you sperg.

>>41124352
what if the next time we get lewd with laura we just hear creeper whisper in our ear "your ass is different than i remember johnny boy"

>>41124352
All you'd really need is someone with a good nose to smell for paint

>>41124202
>You haven’t managed to avoid it because you’re better than that.

but that's wrong. There's been plenty of times JJ could've killed but chose not to. That doesn't make any sense, Crusty.

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Creeper would have to be under camera surveillance and guarded by robots.

cost the government cash money to keep him contained

buuuut the government hates us so fuck them and the taxpayers funding them

>>41124352
>Oh no, Creeper got out, welp, might as well close up the hole, then.

Yes, that is such a good plan for him.

>>41124402
I wouldn't be surprised if Creeper has been....creeping on us for ahwile now. I mean when was last time we saw or even heard news of him. Motherfucker is up to something. Same goes for Typhon and Kimura.

>>41124427
What he is saying is that if he needed to kill someone(like boat asshole) he would.

>>41124463
>wow Creeper escaped, let's fill in his prison and not worry about catching him!

>>41124135
With Batman, I had always assumed that if he killed somebody, he wouldn't kill petty criminals by logical extension, he would kill them because he wouldn't be able to stop. He could clean up the streets overnight and make the city everything his parents wanted it to be, for the price of the lives of a few pieces of human garbage.
So he doesn't kill because he doesn't have the right to make that decision, and he knows that taking the Joker's life will drive him to madness. He's always been just as insane as his villains.
I'm probably wrong. I never read much Batman.

>>41124464
Typhon's been pretty active

>>41124433
Crusty confirmed the way Creeper's powers work means he can't be detected with electronics. Creeper is only noticed when he wants to be noticed

>>41124499
So hes basically the Iguana guy from HxH?

The point of the deep hole is his only super power is to be unnoticeable, he literally couldn't escape on his own.

>>41124527

Yes, but without the time limit.

>>41124491
It depends on the version of Batman, some are less crazy then others. If Bruce Timm Batman killed somebody on accident, he'd probably feel bad and think about retiring, but he wouldn't lose his mind.

>>41124499
then why didn't he do the burgle Mr Negative place mission himself

>>41124499
What? Wasn't the whole reason he sent us to get Mr Negative's tablet because he would have been seen by any cameras there?

>>41124484
Well, as anon said, completely unnoticeable, the chance had come and gone, and the plan had failed, to keep the hole around would serve no purpose as another method of detaining hm would be required.

If he could get out once, he could get out again. Do it differently so he cant.

Really now.

>>41124527
That guy was a chameleon. And he had to hold his breath. So kinda? Except Creeper doesn't actually turn invisible I think, he just makes it so it's impossible to look at him. Or at least thats how I remember it being like in are first meeting with him. JJ was able to look at his body but wasn't able to look at his face.

>>41124414
see, the paint thing isn't a perfect strategy either. If Creeper found out he was being tracked by scent he'd try and stop being noticed by scent. Our senses let us sense cracks in Creeper's control, but if he was tipped off he'd tighten his defenses

>>41124571
Can you smell Creeper even if he doesn't want you to? What about Echolocation?

>>41124560
>>41124561
I thought he just wanted to try and get JJ back into a life of crime.

>>41124560
>>41124561
I'm not sure, I'm just repeating what I saw on the ask. Some anon asked if we could see Creeper with a video camera, and Crusty said no

>>41124590
He can do all of the senses IIRC. Creeper actually using his power to its fullest is pretty dangerous

>>41124571

>JJ was able to look at his body but wasn't able to look at his face.

I think that was just because Creeper was allowing him to. If he really didn't want anyone to see him, they wouldn't see him.

>>41124580
creeper seems to be a very specific psychic whereas he simply turns off the part of our brain that notices him i wouldnt be surprised if he could turn off the smell bits of our brain if he really focused

>>41124609
maybe some handheld from Best Buy can't but something with infrared? some kind of SCIENCE thing whipped up by Reed?

>>41124571

If I remember correctly, he can be looked at but you simply don't comprehend that he's there. He just blends into the background (in a non-literal fashion) until he decides not to.

If you've heard of Worm, he's like Grey Boy but with the ability to turn his power off.

>>41124590

JJ can't smell Creeper, but he can smell things that Creeper overlooks as being "part of him", like the paint chips. Or something, I forget the specifics.

>>41124635
You that's what I was trying to explain, sorry if I worded it poorly.

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its like 3:30 am in bongland

short session tonight unless CJ has Friday off

>>41124658
Imp you mean. Grey Boy did time loops on victims.

>>41124678
>Implying Crusty hasn't already fallen asleep.

>>41124635
This made me think that Creeper could ass rape you and you wouldn't know it

>>41124658

>If you've heard of Worm, he's like Grey Boy

Don't you mean Nice Guy?

>>41124705
You would know once he fills you with his patented Creep Juice.

>>41124635
There was one moment JJ saw Creeper's eyes, I think. Creeper was doing dope, so his control probably slipped up when JJ approached.

>>41124702
I hope he QMs in his sleep

>>41124705
we have been having three ways with creeper since thread 100

>>41124699

Fuck, right. Imp.

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>>41124705
he can't be THAT small

Crusty ded

>>41124840

The Queen got him.

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>>41124840

RIP

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>>41124840
IT WAS THAT DAMN QUEEN I TELLS YA!

>[X] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

Weird.

Whole night’s been weird, though. Probably more to come, too.

Sighing, you heave yourself up. You push Peter to the back of your mind – you’ll deal with that later. You’re tired, and you hurt a little, and your girlfriend is being strange(r). And there’s something back at the Scar that, according to Lucas, you probably want to see.

You’re not entirely sure you agree with him, but you know the pull of it is too strong for you – that you’ll find out one way or another what he discovered. If you don’t, it will eat and eat and eat at you, and it’ll never stop.

Laura keeps her distance on the way back to the Scar. She tries not to make it noticeable, staying close but not too close, but it’s pretty clearly intentional. There’s something strange in her step, too, and she holds her arms close to her chest. At first you think it looks like she’s protecting herself, but as you approach the edge of the Scar, you realize it’s more like she’s restraining her own limbs, or confining herself somehow.

The dark of the Scar is dotted with tiny fires. Facing eastward, away from the glow of Manhattan, you could almost mistake them for stars.

“I saw you fighting.”

You start a little at the sound of Laura’s voice. Everything’s so quiet out here – at least, compared to the rest of the city it is. There’s still the grind of the Earth shifting and the clutter of tiny insectoid lives, but you’ve gotten used to that.

“You were impressive.”

You glance down at her. Her breath speckles the night with moments of warmth. Her cheeks are flushed with a faint shade of red, the blood running fast and hot in her veins.

Is she… kinda turned on?

>[ ] Initiate comforting human contact.
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
>[ ] Just get home – you have stuff to do.
>[ ] Write in.

>>41124840
Not allowed.

If he needs a kidney or some shit he knows he can just ask.

>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

3RD BASE TIME

LAURA IS SIGNALING YOU TO TAKE IT

>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate comforting human contact.

>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

>>41124872
HE'S ALIVE

also

Initiate kissu human contact.

Kissu missiles engaged

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>>41124872

>[X] Initiate kissu human contact.

SET LEWD THRUSTERS TO MAXIMUM

>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

>>41124872
Priorities and responsibilities and....
Ah fuck it.
>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

>>41124872
>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

>>41124872
>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
home run maybe?

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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

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>>41124872
>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
When spider ass and lizard ass collide, everyone gets turned on.

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>>41124872

>>41124872
I'll trust the lizard senses.

>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

>>41124609
Basically, you wouldn't see him through a camera while he's there and using his powers on you, but you'd see him if he wasn't around and you viewed a recording.

>>41124658
>If I remember correctly, he can be looked at but you simply don't comprehend that he's there. He just blends into the background (in a non-literal fashion) until he decides not to.

Correct.

>>41124728
Also correct.

>>41124888
Do you have a functioning immune system I could take off your hands? That would be neat.

>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

>>41124872
>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

>>41124872
>>JJ is confused by Laura's reaction
>>no one has gotten hot and bothered by JJ before

Such is life

>>41124952
>Do you have a functioning immune system I could take off your hands? That would be neat.

I have one...somewhere around here. Let me check the attic.

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>>41124909
>SET LEWD THRUSTERS TO MAXIMUM

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lift her up
eat the pussy standing up

>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
>Kicking the shit out of disgusting monsters gets her hot and bothered
My Laura can not be this perfect

>>41124952
I.. kind of? I actually have an auto immune disease that attacks my bladder.

i like how there has been no division on what to do this thread. its calming how no one is fighting over powers

>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
Yeeeeeessss, it is happening!

>>41124985
nah mugga

standing 69

>>41124992
it was the two spider-man class booties in at once that unleashed the flood gates

>>41124952
So long as you get a several thousand dollar infusion every two months mine works great! I've never been sick, not once.

>>41124872
>fighting gets her lewd
This doesn't bode well for JJ.

>>41125012
Lewd actions take precedence

>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

Its time

>>41124872
>[X] Initiate kissu human contact.
Tease/gently bully her.

>>41125012
powersperging is cool but there's more things in life ,like getting your dick rode all fucking night.

>>41125019
Nugga, do it while flying.

>>41125039
This is the best possible thing to ever happen. Getting into an argument? Have Laura and JJ fight it out and then... Well I think you know where this is heading.

>>41125039
He has a healing factor!

Turns out she really does get off on Kimura being her

>>41125060
Bully her with our Penis

>>41124979

Spoiler that sick filth, you cretin.

>>41125060

Seconded.

>>41125078
WE CAN'T WE DONT HAVE WINGS ON OUR BACK I'm still salty

>>41125111
See that's the kicker! She has to do all the holding! It will be even more exciting with a little danger involved. Not that the fall would kill either Laura or JJ at this point. Probably.

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made some hot JJ/Creeper 34

>>41124952
I'd give you mine, it's very good, unfortunately I don't think that's possible. You can have a kidney though if you want one.

>>41125111
Is there any way to get those or are we blocked from any more tier 3 powers?

>>41125140
oh damn the mods will be on your ass any second

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>>41125140

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>>41125140

>>41125140
Scat? really anon?

>>41125140
kek

>>41125140
you creepy fucks and your futanari

>>41125060
I read that as taze her

>>41125214
electrostimulation is a thing

>>41125214
You wish Cheryl.

>>41125060
>>41125214
Don't taze her, bro

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>>41125154
>mods all in on my ass

hawt

>>41124979
>>41125140
Reported, you sick fucks. This is a blue board!

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>>41125255

Where will you anons be when JJ gets cucked by Pixie?

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will all this LEWD kill the crusty?

>>41125355
His immune system probably can't take it. Nose bleeds everywhere

>>41125354
Voting to EAT the bitch.

>>41125354

Silly anon, that would only happen if we were still in the Berenstein universe.

>>41125354
>>41125391
just seduce the Pixie

>>41125391
i hope pixie has super senses so she can smell all the sex on jj and laura

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>>41125355

>>41125354
>getting cucked by Pixie
>not convincing your girlfriend to pretend to break it off with you and become Pixie's sidedish
>not letting the relationship last a month, then fucking Laura in front of Pixie when she gets home from stealing shit

Do you even play nigga?

>>41125354
Probably on the can. I usually miss these threads and read them afterwards while using the facilities.

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>>41125443

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>>41125354
>implying JJ's hams won't be the meat in that threesome sandwich

>>41125443
>>41125472
>Implying Pixie would care.
It's only NTR if they crysterbate.

>>41125534
implying its not a four way with creeper

>>41125556
How would we know?

>>41125579
He leaves money on the nightstand, because he's classy like that.

>>41125579

Everyone feels vaguely violated afterwards.

>>41125579
creeper has been showering and the only person whos not getting fooled is laura and she is a kinky fucker

>>41125608
You mean everyone feels violated before, during and after?

>>41125611

>kinky fucker

There are several ways to read that.

Crusty ded again.

>>41125721
the lewd takes alot out of him

>>41125721

THE QUEEN STRIKES AGAIN

>>41125721
Lewd is something to take time for.

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>>41125721
every press of the keys drains his life force

pray4crusty

>(1/2)

>[X] Initiate LEWD human contact.

Suddenly you can’t think all too clearly.

Your eyes stick to her as you pick your way through the ruined landscape – suddenly you’re acutely aware of her warmth, of her tiny movements, of her hips shifting and of the way her scent seems to reach out and smother you, entangling you from within and without. It’s a sweet, needy aroma, almost palpable to the touch in the way it washes over you.

Before you realize it yourself, you’re reaching out, wrapping your fingers around her arm. She gasps quietly as you pull her close – close enough to feel her breath against you, her eyes wide with surprise and staring up into yours. You can feel the blood rushing in her veins, her heart beating in a frenzy. There’s something in her eyes, something in between anxiousness and longing, something you can’t help but be transfixed by.

“J-John”–

Her voice tapers off into a squeak as you slide your hand around her hips, squeezing down on the pert flesh and pulling her closer, pressing her against you. You feel her blood boil as she gulps in your scent, her breath tugged from her lungs in long, ragged heaves.

“Did you like that?” You ask, you lips hovering beside her ear. “You liked watching me?”

Her cheeks turn a searing shade of red, the answer to your question stopping halfway up her throat. Her lips move, but they form little more than panicked stutters. Eventually, she simply buries her face in your coat.

>>41125721
Take the amount of time it takes Crusty to post an update and multiply it by 2 any time he's writing lewd stuff. Happens every time.

>(2/2)

You feel yourself stir. With ease that still surprises you, you scoop her up with one arm. She flinches against you, pulling her face out of your jacket, and you take the opportunity to press your lips against hers. For a moment she is one huge knot of tense, anxious muscle, her lips solid and unmoving against yours, before she gradually begins to melt against and into you, your warmth overwhelming her. Her breath rushes against the back of your throat as you press through her, your tongue wrapping around hers.

After what seems like hours, you pull away, and you realize how fast your heart is beating, how flushed with dark, insistent blood you are.

Laura shivers against you, her eyes dazed. You can smell her want for you, feel it soaking her.

>[ ] Keep going.
>[ ] That’s enough.

>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.

>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.

>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.

>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
THERE IS NO STOPPING THE LEWD TRAIN NOW!

>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
HERE AND NOW NIGGAS

>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
No brakes.

>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.

>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
this is like one of the reasons we stated the "date"

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>lewds

>everyone's fw

>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
NO BRAKES ON THE LEWD TRAIN

>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.

>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.

rip crusy

>>41125816
>[x] That’s enough.
Tape. Now.

>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.

>>41125816
>Start banging Laura
>Lose control
>Pic related happens

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>Dear diary,
>today I learned Laura likes to watch

>>41125816
fuck our dad and our origin story Laura needs a hot dicking!

>>41125843
>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.

RIGHT IN THE HEAD AND ASS

>[X] Keep going.

Alright, let me just wipe the sweat from my brow.

>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
Getting a bit warm in here

>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
>[ ] Keep going.
>[ ] Keep going.
>[ ] Keep going.
Keep going.

>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
We certainly won't be in this sort of mood after we see the tape.

>>41125867
Crusty's raging erection will either keep him up or drain him of all his blood

>[ ] Keep going.

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>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
NO COCKBLOCK ALLOWED

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>>41125890
GODSPEED

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>>41125872
Aaaaaand I'm way to high

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>>41125861
>everyone's fw

>>41125913
>blueballing JJ makes him go full Gojirra

Why do I not hate this?

>>41125890
I believe in you.

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>>41125913
>way too high

NO SUCH THING

>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
Teach her the ways of intercourse, or how Cuda would say Fuck dat pussy

>>41125890
you might need a towel before your done

>>41125949
>or how Cuda would say

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g34hcsHAqU

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>>41125796
>>41125816
>>41125890

>>41125949
When are we gonna run into him again, anyway?

I want to see him sporting some Jax style cyborg arm.

>>41125890
you should consider writing the lewd scenes ahead of time.

>>41125993
>Man found dead, Queen implicated, thousands of pages of written pornography found on computer.

>>41125993
You can't prepare for every eventuality. The setting and circumstances could be completely different.

I don't think I've ever seen /tg/ this hiveminded. I mean there has been votes for only one choices so far. Then again, lewds.

>>41126031
Through dick, unity

>>41126031
no, one stalwart anon wanted to view the tape
>>41125869
he was very brave

>>41126030
oh sure, location and mood would require some editing or filling in.

but there's only so many variables that affect eating pussy

>wake up in the middle of the night
>can't get back to sleep
>putter around waiting for the inevitable yawn
>Crusty running
Huh.

>>41126063
So are we sticking with foreplay or going all the way.

I want JJ's nickname to be Sexual Tyrannosaurus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3rfAjpHOyI

>>41126076
3rd base

>>41126076
She is yearning for the D anon. Are you going to tell her no?

>>41126083
at least 3rd base

>>41126076

So deep it comes out the other end.

>>41126031
It's crusty's fault for doing an awesome job last time. Now people are going to expect that every time.

>>41126076
no brakes, anon.

>>41126083
Man who stops at third base? I have never just ate a chick out than said "Well that's enough sexual activity for me good bye."

>>41125890

Erm, can I suggest we try to get back home first?

We're still outside right now, if I read things correctly.

>>41126076
No time like the present, raid that booty.

>>41126118
How will he survive?

>>41126083
I don't know.

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>>41126079

>>41126124
no
let Creeper watchl/spoiler]

>>41126123
69, teach her to suck the D

>>41126124
Man we are homeless, Fucking in public is a proud and noble activity

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>>41126124
>not having an invisible fuck session

are you part of the abstinence mafia?

>>41126124
JJ is probably turned on enough for him to be hot enough to prevent the cold and there are like four people in the tunnel.

>>41126146
or we could just fuck her and skip the oral sex.

>>41126124
Kimura has been waiting to ruin this for a long time.

>>41126166
or we could just let crusty write what happens

>>41126123
It stopped at second last time. Same concept. Iot's of people stop after a blow job.

>>41126154
>>41126158
Tunnel Snake soup kitchen when?

>>41126178
Nah last time she gave us a hand Job. Third pass as fuk right their

>>41126140
>>41126154
>>41126155
>>41126158

I'm mostly worried about something like >>41126170 to be honest.

>>41126178
>>41126146
>wanting to give the waifu a blow job, and not plow her with the D
you sicken me