I'm hère!

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>>41118985
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

>>41118985
>I think I'm a horrible person.
You are, you've never even gotten us to see a tit. Or laid. You're a failure at life.

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>Today is the day of the big beach trip.
>Most of the school is outside and far below the school, near the white sands of Amara Beach.

>A few students, however, were unable to go.

>We join some of them now as they play a rousing game of Catacombs and Wyverns.

"Okay," Maolin says. "Hello everyone. I will be your Game Master for today. Please remember to respect each other, stay in character, and, above all, have fun."

>The group nods. Along with Maolin and Tali there's Fuwa, Kuro, and Argen Sin. Argen is jotting down notes in a small notebook, Kuro is drawing up her character, and Fuwa is eating all the snacks in her immediate area.

>Tali looks at the sheet in his hand. It may as well be written in Ancient Undercommon for all he can understand.

Skills, feats, THAC0..?
I don't even...

>>41119075
Tali you nerd, how do you not even know W&T you're suppose to be the biggest nerd

>>41119075
THAC0... Oh dear, you're playing an old version.

Remember to have fun, and create whichever character you think would be most interesting.

Create yourself

>>41119075
Tali, you've never played Catacombs and Wyverns before? Lame.

Now the important thing is, did you bang, or did you bail out like a pussy?

>>41119075
I got it. Add a 0 at the end of everything.

Stick with me, Tali. I obviously know what I'm doing.

>>41119075
see what the rest of your team is, create a character that fills a roll that hasn't been filled yet... or just make a healer, hard to go wrong with a healer.

>>41119075
Yo Tali how come you aren't checking out sexy undines in swimsuits?

>>41119075
Tali, Tali my man, DID YOU GET LAID!?!

>>41119075
THAC0 is piss easy, just subtract your AC from it and that's what you need to roll to hit.

But ask for help making your dude.

tali, why aren't you at the beach?

>>41119075
Tali, why are you here being a nerd and a loser instead of scoring with all the undine ladies?

>>41119176
No you retard, subtract THEIR AC from it.

Unless you're saying Tali should hit himself.

>>41119075
First step is "Roll for starts", it's 18 rolls of 6 sided dice summed to groups of 3 in order, that will give you 6 numbers between 3 and 18, that will...

Wait scratch that, just roll a regular die until we say enough. We will do the math.

By the way, dice is plural, singual is a die.

>>41119075
Ok, you're going to want to make a wizard/cleric. One level in each is fine, since that's all you need.

The best spells in the game are all level 0. You don't need anything else, but you should still take Explosive Runes if you get a chance and inscribe it on every piece of junk you come across.

Tali, explain your most recent journal entry.

>>41119075
Tali! Why you're not at the beach, dude!? Think of what you're missing!

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>>41119075
Tali, remember your role in the party.

>>41119075
Tali, tell them fuck this and you're going to the beach.
Infact, why aren't you at the fucking beach with 99c and the Ceer.
GET YOUR ELF ASS DOWN THERE!

>>41119075
So what race are you going to play as?

Since this seems to be your first time, maybe you should play as an elf since that's what you're more familiar with and you could start getting comfy.

Or you can just play as a spider-vampire. I suppose that works too, if you want.

Or you can take the middle grounds and play as a Drow. Are you fine with that, Tali?

>>41119227
Why would Tali play himself?

The point it to play someone completely different

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>>41119166
>>41119130
A gentle-elf doesn't kiss and tell.

But...
Yes.

We did things.

Many times.

And if you must know the reason I'm not at the beach is partially because I don't have a swimsuit and also because I'm really super lazy.

This game seemed like fun, though.

>>41119215
Ah, it's... I feel like I'm manipulating Ceera? Like.... She's super sweet and innocent and I'm taking advantage of that?

I don't know.

She's not even the kind of girl I would normally go for.

>>41119142
I guess I'll see what everyone else is making first?

>Tali waits for the others to introduce their characters.

1/3

>>41119247
HA HA

MY MAN

>>41119247
>And if you must know the reason I'm not at the beach is partially because I don't have a swimsuit and also because I'm really super lazy.
You have magic and reactionary illusions you giant fucking pussy! Go fucking naked and pretend you have pants on, just go to the fucking beach.

>This game seemed like fun, though.
Like all things, you would be fucking wrong.

>>41119247
I don't know whether to give him a high five, or slap his shit for being smug.

>>41119247
Congratulations, Tali, you are now an adult.

You will also have to marry Ceera, have fun.

>>41119247
Give us detail you dirty elf, our things might differ from you're things.

So what you might think is lewd is actually you being a pussy.

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>>41119247
Argen Sin introduces her character.

"He is a hardened demon hunter from the land of Caynadeera. He lost his family to demons and now wanders the world hunting them down. I have all of his stats in Dex so I hope on of you guys has good HP."

"I think Kuro's character does. So, why would you character find himself within the Catacomb Diver's Guild?"

"He heard tell of a secret buried deep within the catacombs. A treasure that would allow him to vanquish any and all demons with a single hit. He is now trying to find this item."

"Okay, sounds good. Fuwa?"

2/3

>>41119247
You are indeed a horrible person.

>>41119247
Good fucking job!

49 girls to do now, keep it up.

>>41119247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1mryKqvT8
now you're a man!

anyway, ceera is older then you, so it's fine. she really likes you.

but you are too manly for one woman, you must seduce the whole school.

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>>41119247
>Yes.

what ever you do, do not think about everything that had happened that night, do not become aroused at his table
Do it

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TALI, THINK ABOUT ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOU ARE MISSING DOWN AT THE BEACH.

YOU HAVE MADE THE INCORRECT CHOICE.

>>41119247
>And if you must know the reason I'm not at the beach is partially because I don't have a swimsuit and also because I'm really super lazy.
Tali, honest, man-to-man (elf-to-disembodied-spirit-of-chaos respectively) question. Full disclosure. Is it really that and not because your body has been bruised, clawed and bitten to the point neither you healing nor your glamour could reliably cover up for in time?

>>41119247
You're adorable and sexy. I want to stroke your hair.

>>41119247
>I'm really super lazy.
So what you really mean is you can't swim?

>>41119337
>So what you really mean is you can't swim?
Tali can swim. He did it last fucking thread.

>>41119343
You sure it was not an illusion

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>>41119290
What.

>>41119298
I'm not giving any details...

>>41119303
>Fuwa speaks up.

"My character's name is Muwa. She's a comfy mage."

"I see... And why would she join the Guild?"

"Uhm... Cause... She wants money."

"... Kuro?"

3/4

Rolled 3, 3, 5, 4, 5, 6, 1, 4, 6, 5, 3, 3, 5, 4, 4, 1, 4, 1 = 67 (18d6)

>>41119247
>>41119303
Start. Rolling. The. Dice!

>>41119247
Tali, I'm sorry, but you're kind of too much of a derp to manipulate anyone. That's why we have to manipulate you. Like no offense but you kinda don't do a whole lot without an orb telling you to do things.

But don't hurt Ceera's feelings or we'll have to take away your free will.

>>41119247
TALI, be sure to remember the GOLDEN RULES of Adventuring!

>Don't you know, you never split the party!
>Clerics in the back keep those fighters hale and hearty!
>The Wizard in the middle where he can shed some light!
>And you never let that damn thief out of sight!

>>41119352
Sasuga Fuwa

>>41119319
yes, think about flora's floras.

>>41119370
>Like no offense but you kinda don't do a whole lot without an orb telling you to do things.
He's a fucking idiot without us telling him to do things. As shown by him picking to play D&D instead of go to the beach.

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>>41119352
So they have a comfy mage even in C&W.

>>41119352
Damn, she took the best class. It would be way too awkward if we also played a comfy mage.

Oh well. Heal slave it is.

>>41119361
11, 15, 11, 13, 13, 6
That about right?

Pretty shitty overall.

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>>41119352
"My character's name is Alice von Ravengleam. She's part angel, demon, cat-kin, and a mix of human. Her parents died when she was only a child but she was able to raise herself on the streets. When she became of age she was forced into an arranged marriage but managed to flee the Kingdom of Vallenfall and went on her own to explore the world. She has one demonic wing but she can still fly perfectly well. She also has a sword that her father gave her that does 4d10 damage with a 18-20x3 crit and a belt of true invulnerability.

Also, she can talk to animals"

4/5

>>41119405
Call her a Mary Sue.

>>41119405
Yo. Not gonna make beginner characters? Tali's just starting.

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>>41119405
"...........

Tali?"

>>41119401
Shitty? It's perfectly average. Pick Elf for racial + Dex and you got yourself mighty fine Dickass Thief. Personality and all.

>>41119405
TALI YOU MUST SLAY THIS CHARACTER

>>41119401
All but ONE roll is above average, those are great stats.

>>41119405
Oh shit, Kuro play donut steel Mary Sues.

>>41119352
Yeah, Tali, we're going to have to start making wedding arrangements, here. Do elves still do like, dowries? What is an elven wedding like, do you like hug trees? You're going to need to practice making stuff, because there's no way you can afford a ring.

>>41119405
Point at Kuro and laugh, Tali. It's the only proper response to her character.

Also, you are making a healer.

>>41119425
Armored Rider Tali: It's like Tali, but not a pussy and also a bug based super hero.

>>41119425
Roll for it.
Random chargen.
DO IT FAGGOT!

>>41119425
Yo make RANDAR THE BARBARIAN, A wild child Aelor who hits shit with his big ass stick. He's in the place because he heard there's a tough fight there and RANDAR loves a tough fight

>>41119425
Tali. Play a Wild Mage. Wild Mages are best.

>>41119425
Make an AIZEN with true Illusions!

>>41119425
Tali, you are an electric eel Undine necromancer, obviously.

>>41119425
Do yourself, Tali. AS in your actual self, nothing could go wrong. Be a wizard.

>>41119425
Be a sneaky spy/thief type. Nobody in the party has those skills.

>>41119425
Make a Healer Elf who went to the dungeon to look for a cure for his dying older sister

>>41119405
>>41119425
Make sure to ask Kuro how her character feels about getting touched at her fluffy tail. This is important.

>>41119425
Tali, your character is a spy who has been sent to steal magic and artifacts from the other characters. Also your character is actually male.

>>41119425
A retired guardsman who quickly grew tired of the inaction and sought adventure.

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>>41119425
Tali, you must forsake your elven heritage and become a DORF to slay your foes.

>>41119425
We clearly need to play psion with thralldom

make JOHNATHON JOESTAR. heal with HAMON power (aka punch to heal).

>>41119470
>Do yourself, Tali.
Oh, c'mon, Tali now has people for that.

>>41119425
Tali, tell them this is stupid and excuse yourself to ether go to the beach or do some actual spywork while everyone is at the beach.

>>41119405
>part demon.
>party has a demon hunter searching for a treasure that could slay any demon in one hit.

Just keep quiet about this character, Tali. It'll all work itself out.

>>41119425
Tali, real life is the best inspiration. Play an elf with illusion magic.

>>41119425
Make a dorf raised elf fighter called Cacame

>>41119425
MUSCLE MAGE.
Cast FIST everyday!

>>41119425
Tali, don't forget to roll for anal circumference.

>>41119425
Just make yourself, nobody will know.

>>41119492
Does Tali even know what a dwarf is? I mean I know dwarfkind and elvenkind are known for their animosity towards eachother but Tali is some kind of weird elf.

>>41119425
Play an Elf healer... Who is secretly a Drow spy with illusion magic!

>>41119425
...well sin seems to have the dexterity character down, guess we could count fuwa as a healer? mage maybe? not sure how she'd use her comfy magic, Kuro... yeah not going to touch that one.

I'm going to suggest a melee character with medical skills just incase fuwa's character can't actually heal. Give the team a good tank to hide behind and should be easy to play for a beginner. Just give him a sling for range and and have his back story be something simple, like he's was asked by a friend he owed a favor to or something who asked him to go do this thing to retrieve powerful artifacts for him to sell/use or whatever.

>>41119425
Tali, here's something that may help. Admittedly, it's for another system, but I'm sure you can adapt it to fit.

http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

>IMPULSIVE HUMAN FIGHTER FROM AN ISLAND THAT CAN'T BE REACHED BY BOAT WHO IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE ADVENTURING BUSINESS TO SETTLE DOWN

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>>41119425
Hey ask Maolin if this will work later. Or Ceera, I guess.

>>41119440
Seconding this!

>>41119568
Conjuring ordinary stuff is fairly inefficient. It would be easier to simply ask Thorn for a small blade.

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Okay, wow. You guys have some really awesome ideas.

>Tali writes a few of them down.

Okay, we got fighty aelor, healer, some kinda armored bug guy, master of illussions, electric seal necromancer, ninja/thief, and some kinda punching healing guy?

>>41119626
BUFF ELF! Use the power of the Sun to punch your foes.

>>41119626
GO WITH THAT SPIDER PUNCHY GUY

>>41119626
BOTTOM RIGHT
MAXIMUM POSING

>>41119626
You forgot half-fae catboy.

>>41119626
The Jojo one. He's too Handsome to pass up.

>>41119626
Bottom rightu.

>>41119626
PUNCHY HEALY GUY RIGHT FUCKING NOW TALI!

IT IS A-OKAY IF YOU GO GAY FOR HIM

>>41119626
I will go with bottom right as long as Larro draws Araki Style for the entire thread.
Otherwise my vote is for Armored Rider Tali.

>>41119626
Undine, bro. We know you love undines. Channel your love for undines.

>>41119626
The manly elf in bottom right.

>>41119626
TALI, HEY, HEY TALI!

YOU SHOULD MAKE IT MORE BELIEVABLE BY CREATING ILLUSIONS FOR THE CHARACTERS!
Sorry for yelling.

>>41119626
Bottom right, make it happen. Preferably shirtless.

>>41119692

DO THIS TALI!

Dooo eeeet

>>41119626
Ninja!

>>41119626
>fighty aelor
looks fun

>>41119692
>>41119698
HEY
DO THIS

>>41119626
Obviously a big, armored illusionist-ninja necromancer-healer punchy aelor who also has a Stand.

It's kinda like Kuro's character, so that makes it good, right?

>>41119692
At least try to keep Tali's illusions a little bit of a secret

>>41119626
Fuck that noise, what you should play is NEKOMANCER.

>>41119735
He can just say it's us!

>>41119692
No! The others don't know about that, and if they did they might start suspecting something.

>>41119715
>Stand

Y no Hamon?

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>>41119075
>THAC0
Don't worry Tali, I've got your back!

>>41119425
That depends, is she allowing kits? If so, go Assassin. A properly build assassin with the right magic items can deal literally thousands of damage in a single attack. If not, go Fighter/Thief.

>>41119626
Ninja, the Bane of Pirates!
Make sure he's a big guy.

>>41119739
A necromancer can also be a nekomancer. They are related fields.

>>41119741
That wouldn't make it any less suspicious.

>>41119626
TaTa's Relatively Normal D&D Session.

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>>41119748
Why not a stand that punches with Hamon?

>>41119626
Definitely punching healing guy

>>41119626
Gotta stick with armored bugtali

>>41119692
This would only be not blowing our whole cover if Tali had Ceera in here with some artifact gaming table or something.

I'm really disappointed you didn't bring Ceera, Tali. Do you not want her to interact with your friends? Because that actually WOULD be kind of manipulative. Also, did you ever say anything about the, you know, massively secret teleportation gate and fuel source crystal you found?

>>41119810
Because Hamon didn't make Hermit Purple any less shit, and it wouldn't make Star Platinum any better either.

>>41119626
Muscle Wizard.
CAST FIST!

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Okay, big healing punchy buff guy.

>Tali hands in his character sheet. The stats aren't bad and Maolin approves of it all.

>The game field is set up, a projection of their characters and the setting fills the table.

"Okay, you find yourself in a tavern..."
------------------------------------------

>Cayden the Hunter sits in a darkened corner of the tavern. He sips his ale, not drinking too heartily, for he wanted his mind to be clear for the journey ahead.

>A group walks up to him. He wipes his mouth and looks up at them.

"So, you're the group the Guild sent to help me?"

1/2

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>>41119739
>NEKOMANCER.

>>41119864
True, but now when you punch undead to death, they melt! Being able to watch the skin melt off of someone when you punch them is reason enough.

>>41119864
But we are not facing stand users, that whole stand can only defeat stand was a cop out for hamon so they can introduce the new system.

>>41119913
Let Alice do the talking. It's not like you could stop her.

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>>41119913
"What the fuck...?"
===============================

"Maolin," Argen says, "You can't be serious about this. This... This is a travesty. An insult to Catacombs and Wyverns."

"The game just barely started. Give it some time."
----------------------------------------

"So, you're the group that the Guild sent to help me?"

"Yes indeed~" Alice says, "With us at your side you have nothing to worry about~! We'll kill all the baddies for you~~~~ BTW, I'm Alice!~"

"... I see," Cayden replies. "And you?"

"Muwa."

>He waits but Muwa says nothing further.

"And you?" He asks, pointing to Tali's character.

>>41119968
You're name is obviously Jojo, despite first appearances you guys are pretty competent, probably.

>>41119968
Toli Tota

Call me Toto

>>41119968
"And you?" He asks, pointing to Tali's character.
Talu the healpuncher!

>>41119968
Totila
It's a manly name.

>>41119989
Toto is great, let's go with this one

>>41119968
You shall heal all wounds, crush all undead, and outdrink all Aelor.

You are Ilat, the Punchy Healer.

>>41119968
Jorin Talijo.

>>41119968
Tali...esin.

>>41119968
this >>41119989

>>41119968
Talo Totaru

>>41119968
Talu the Healpuncher!

>>41119968
Thomas Torleif, aka ToTo

>>41119968
Tali, Fuwa is clearly in like full lazy mode so you are going to need to work your ass off to get her into the game.

What I'm saying is that choosing to play this game instead of going to the beach was not a wise option if you wanted to be lazy. I mean, unless you WANT Maolin to feel terrible about herself, more than she almost certainly already does based on her personal rune the other day.

>>41119968
Talos Orbsbane

>>41119968
>>41120061
Clearly, we've gotta make it interesting for Fuwa so she's not just munching on snacks the entire time.

>>41120061
I'm still in the "Fuck it, let's go to the beach." camp. Or at least fucking go and get some real spywork done.

>>41120081
But we could just as easily decide to go to the beach in-game.

And steal a ship and become pirates.

>>41120095
Recursion is boring.
Also, the real beach has 99c and the Ceer and everyone else we like.

make sure you pose every time you say anything.

>>41120061
This, you picked this Tali, now it's up to you to make it interesting for your friends.

More important question, what is Tali's Stand?
I'm Sexy And I Know It? aka ISAIKI?

>>41119968
AWWWW SHIT WE JOSUKE NOW TALI!

Make sure you healpunch things well. And don't let anyone insult your hair.

>>41119968
Huh Muwa is kinda hot, you should hit on her... in character of course.

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>>41120123
Actually those two are here. Just... Not playing this game at the moment. Ninety-Nine is running her store and Ceera is off doing Ceer things.
--------------------------------------------

"Toli Tota. Call me Toto"

"Toto. It is nice to meet all of you. As I'm sure you know we have been sent to delve deep into the Catacombs. The Catacombs of the Great Demon Illgore. If there is anything you need to get, please do so now. For our journey will be a difficult one." Cayden says.

"But~" replies Alice, "We could just go in there and blast all the demons away~~ My super sword of slaying can kill just about anything in one hit!"

>>41120146
>>41120061
>Toto laughs. He laughs loud enough to shake the room.

1/2

>>41120195
inb4 more Muwa copypaste
larropls

>>41120158
Probably a variant of Crazy Diamond

>>41120195
>Actually those two are here. Just... Not playing this game at the moment. Ninety-Nine is running her store and Ceera is off doing Ceer things.
You missed an oppertunity to take 99c and the Ceer down to the beach for fun times?
Goddamn, Tali. You're a bigger pussy then I thought.

>>41120195
Hey Tali! What are your eight favorite songs? This is an important question.

>>41120158
>>41120210
You guys sure it isn't just Tenore Sax again?

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>>41120195
"We could never engage our enemies like that. No, I say we go in there with naught but our fists and our spirits! We will fight them with our hearts!"

"But..." Alice is about to complain.

"Alice," Toto says, "You will be vital in this. With your super invulnerability and flight you can help keep them off of our Comfy Mage. Muwa!"

>Both Fuwa and Muwa jump to attention.

"You will be just as vital. You may even be the most important member of the team."

"Me..?" She says.

>>41120183
"Of course. I can see the passion you hold for you magic. I can practically feel it. Your comfy magic will be integral to making sure we can vanquish these demons."

"Yeah, I really don't think-"

"Believe in yourself Fuwa. If you can't do that then believe in me. Believe in me who believes in you!"

"!!!"

>Cayden stands up.

"A rousing speech, Toto, but do you truly think we can just rush in there and defeat the demons with feelings?"

>>41120262
>Believe in yourself Fuwa.
TOTO YOU GOOFED

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE, BELIEVE IT

>>41120262
Tali. Tell him we can. Then use Heartfelt Purple Overdrive to give your allies the confidence they need to defeat the demons too!

Also punch them all!

>>41120262
Well, yes!

>>41120262
>"A rousing speech, Toto, but do you truly think we can just rush in there and defeat the demons with feelings?"
Not just with feelings, WITH MY FISTS!

>>41120262
WITH FEELING OF OUR FISTS STRIKING THEIR FACES

>>41120262
>"A rousing speech, Toto, but do you truly think we can just rush in there and defeat the demons with feelings?"

With naught but feelings and fists, friend!

>>41120262
Confirm that you are certain we can.

Then ask that you are allowed to learn the rules on combat so that you can check if we can.

>>41120262
I... think we're on the wrong track here. Jojo usually isn't this reckless, is he? Not even Polnareff was this reckless, and we know what sort of things happened to him.

>>41120262
nay, our hearts grant power to our fists!

>>41120262
>"A rousing speech, Toto, but do you truly think we can just rush in there and defeat the demons with feelings?"

"YOU FOOL! DEMONS THEMSELVES ARE CREATURES OF EMOTIONS! OF GREED! OF PRIDE! OF SLOTH! OF GLUTTONY! TO DEFEAT THEM IN ANY OTHER WAY IS TO LEAVE THEM TO FIGHT AGAIN ANOTHER DAY!"

>>41120330
I think we're channeling a lot of Johnathan.

>>41120262
Of course! Better make certain though, it would be quite embarassing if you went in unprepared, and failed.

>>41120330
>>41120345
THE HELL YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR

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"Fool! Demons themselves are creatures of emotions! Of greed, sloth, pride, sluttony! To defeat them any other way is to leave them to fight another day!"

"Hmm.... You raise a good point, Toto. Forgive me, however, if I stick to my guns. Fight them with your fists and feelings but I found the best way to a demon's heart is through a bullet."

>With that he rises and finishes off his ale.

"Well, let's get a move on" He says.
-------------

>The group finds themselves outside of the catacombs. Everyone is ready.

>As they get closer they see someone guarding the entrance.

1/2

>>41120437
>Sluttony

>>41120437
>Sluttony.
Wat

>>41120437
>sluttony

L-lewd!

>>41120437
>sluttony
Paging doctor Freud.

>>41120437
>sluttony

Larro, yes

>>41120437
>sluttony

For the rest of my life I will refer to Lust as sluttony

>>41120437
>sluttony
Well, uh, I /suppose/ you can do both sins at once if you're really into swallowing...

>>41120437
What about sluth instead?

>>41120491
Sluthony

>>41120448
Sluttony is a doublesin. Only the most terrible of demons know the arcane secrets of sluttony.

Tali you need the rune for 'demon' by the way because we're going to make some demons later and you'll need proper spells to control them.

>>41120505
Pruthtony?

>>41120491
>>41120505
>>41120519
Fortunately, the Greater Demons of Preed, Sluttonvy and Wrust have already been slain, so now we only need to deal with their lesser brethren.

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>>41120437
>A young man is at the entrance. When he spots the group he drops a bunch of enchanted crystals he was carrying.

"W-who are you?"

>Cayden answers.

"We are a group sent here to vanquish the demons. And who are you?"

"Steven... I was kidna-"
------

"Maolin." Sin calls to her

"Yes?"

"Why does every game we play with you have a young guy in distress that we have to rescue?"

"They do not."

"Yes they do."

"Do not."

"We rescued a prince last time. A half naked prince."

"Princes in danger are common."

"Yeah, but... It just seems like that's a thing with you."

"A thing?"

"Yes, a thing."

"I disagree. Now---"
----

"I was kidnapped and forced to serve the demon lord here. Are you here to save me?"

>>41120544
And what of the Dark God of Sluthony

>>41120547
Save the guy and give him your coat to cover himself. You don't need to, your manliness is cover enough.

>>41120547
WAIT TOTO
IT COULD BE A TRAP
LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY
THOSE ENCHANTED GEMS? THEY COULD SUMMON SOME GEM DEMON MONSTER

>>41120547
Quick randomly compliment Muwa's hair!

>>41120547
Fear not *flex* YOUNG MAN, we shall *flex* VANQUISH the *flex* DEMONS!

Or befriend them, hey you never know.

>>41120547
Have Cayden (the expendable one) step forward.

give them a burst of hamon, if they are human it will make them stronger, if they are demon they will die.

>>41120607
This. Hit him in the solar plexus to help activate his Hamon and make him awesome and/or kill him if he's a demon.

>>41120437
>Sluttony
Tali, you bested us.... at our own game...

>>41120547
He must be cold, ask Muwa if you can borrow her blanked to make him more comfortable.
Them compliment her when she removes it.

>>41120547
>>41120547
It's a trap! Check him for poison!

>>41120547
We can be if you want!

Maolin seems possessed by a little Sluttony herself

>>41120547
>Steven
Wow, he's lost a lot of weight. The demons have not been kind to him.

>>41120576
This is a good idea. Be the hero, Toto.

>>41120640
Well, Tali had a lot of practice since we last met.

>>41120547
Disarm the trap! DISARM!

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>>41120585
>flex
This isn't Fullmetal Alchemist, dude.

>>41120437
And now I can't get super comfy soft and wanting sluttony demonesses out of my head.

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>Toto strikes the boy in the solar plexus, filling him with his hamon. The boy stands, looking far more invigorated than before. He still is noodly but... He's more confidence.

>Toto takes off his cloak and drapes it over the boy before snapping the chain on his collar off.

"We'll help vanquish the demons, kid."

"Wow! You're so strong, Toto~ I know my way around the place. Maybe I can accompany you?"

>>41120681
Righto, replace *flex* with *pose* then!

>>41120742
"COme and sit yourself upon my broad shoulders and direct from there, you still do not know enough to be in harms way"

>>41120742
Sure! More fun to add to the party.

>>41120742
Of course you can accompany us!

Argent. Yes, you. Stop that.

>>41120742
Bring the kid with you, put him on your shoulders

>>41120742
Let's take him along. He'll probably be held hostage by the baddy-of-the-week, but that will just give us another chance to catch them off guard when they think they've won.

>>41120742
Of course!
Also, ponder about why there are spirals on Argen's glasses.

>>41120742
Uh sure, Quick hit on Muwa some more.

>>41120742
Lead on.

>>41120742
"nay, you are still too young, return to the town and spread word that this dungeon will be cleared"

>>41120742
*Pose*
Take the kid with us. But don't get overly attached.This is Toto's Irregular Quest after all.

>>41120742
>Toto strikes the boy in the solar plexus, filling him with his hamon. The boy stands, looking far more invigorated than before.
Oh fuck, we're playing Will Zeppeli.

>>41120742
>my DM keeps introducing scantily clad princes
>one of the players in my group is a horrible mary sue
>the other one is run by a creepy human girl who never stops flexing

Why are my groups such shit /tg/?

>>41120742
Nice hair Mawu.

>>41120815
You must hug that human girl and never let go

>>41120815
>creepy human girl

Toto is a dude>>41120195 barechested with no tits and Abs for days.

>>41120815
Have you tried not playing C&W?

>>41120815
The human girl is clearly trying to get your attention, you should ask her out on a date.

>>41120815
The way to solve that is to put on a Bikini, take the creepy human girl and go to the beach.

>>41120742
We should first interrogate, prince in peril is cliche, but thats also correct for a demon disguising as pince so.... yes let him come, but tell Maolin you find him a suspicious and keep an eye on him.

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"Come sit on my broad shoulders and direct us from there. If anything were to attack you I will protect you."

>Toto picks up the lad and places him on his granite-like shoulder. The boy holds him close.

"Oh, Toto, you're so strong~"

"Hahaha! Thank you, Steven. Muwa, stay in the back. I don't want a single pretty hair on your head injured. We needs your mystical arts for later."

"You got it, Toto," Muwa says. "If anything comes this way they'll see what it means to mess with a Comfy Mage."

Well, Fuwa seems more into it.

"Well..." Cayden says, "Guess I'll just stay back here and get ready to shoot things."

1/2

>>41120841
yes, but it's RUN by a human girl, remember?
Creepy.

>>41120904
okay, sorry, I can't do this any more tali.
This is just too hilarious.
I mean look at his SERIOUS FACE.
I have to leave now. Take a very serious walk through a graveyard.

>>41120925
don't die to skeletons

>>41120904
Maolin's totally got the hots for Toto. Maybe it would work out, outside of the game as well? I mean you did touch Maolin's insides once.

>>41120904
How much longer till Argen walks out on us?

>>41120904
Tali, get Cayden and pull him up. Be all "Stand in the front with me, my friend. Your Sharpshooting is needed to strike down the foes that my fists and Alice's sword cannot reach!"

>>41120934
Did you see her personal rune

'exclude love'

>>41120971
yes.

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>The group continues on, with the lad Steven helping the group out every step of the way. Every potential fight and threat is averted as Steven tells them all exactly how to get past it.

>They come upon the last chamber.

"Oh no!" Steven says. "It's Meilin, the Sluttony General, guardian of the Great Demon Illgore! She shouldn't be here! Oh, Toto, what do we do!?"

>>41120994
USE OUR HEALING PUNCHES
HAVE THEM REPENT THEIR SLUTTONY WAYS

>>41120994
BEAT HER UP
EMOTIONALLY

>>41120974
Well, the teacher assumed wrong. She totally wants some man-on-shota action.

>>41120994
Strip the shota and throw it at the demon to distract it while you charge it. Ready your words and feels to defeat it!

>>41120994
There's only one way to defeat a sluttony general.
WE SEDUCE IT.

and POSSIBLY CHEAPSHOT IT mid-seduction! Depending on a number of factors! Most of which are based around whether it will acid your dick off!

Have the comfy mage incapaticate her while we punch her!

>>41120994
Obviously we need to declare our challenge and then outwit them using a trick. If we fail we always have the ToTo family secret technique. Running Away

>>41120994
Give.
Her.
The.
Hamon.

muwa, lull her into a false sense of security with comfy.

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>>41120994
Tell her that sexuality is something to be ashamed of.

>>41120994
CAST FIST.

>>41120994
Get Steven off your shoulders before approaching.

>>41121029
The trick is makeouts.

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>>41120994
KISS HER YOU FOOL

>>41120994
Reverse heal punch!

>>41120994
Question.

Was the artificer who made this golem chick a nubile, no-shirt-wearing prince, by chance?

>>41120994
Muwa, quick! Cast, Rohynosis!

>>41120994

Tali, be careful not to exclude Argen Sin from the game. While you and the others may get caught up in the moment with all of your posing and stuff, you should make every effort to include Argen's character in the spotlight, too.

>>41120994

"Comfy clearly defeats sluttony. Muwa, relax her to a puddle."

>>41120994
SEDUCE HER BY SEDUCING STEVEN

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>>41121095
Not sure. The spirit doesn't seem very princely.

>>41120994
Wait and see what she does. I don't think she's noticed us yet.

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>Toto talks with the rest of his team about a plan of attack. Once they all agree on what to do, Toto sets Steven somewhere safe and heads in.

>First, Muwa uses her ancient Comfy Magics to put the demon to sleep.

>Cayden follows in with a well aimed shot. The demon howls in pain but barely has any time to react before-

>Alice comes in with her sword. She swings it, cutting the demon nearly in half.

>By the time it's Toto's turn the battle is already won.

>He walks over to the demon who's still trying to fight even in her wounded state.

"Give it up." He says. "You're already dead."

"H-have pity..." She says.

"No," Cayden yells, "We kill her now!"

>>41121259
Slap Cayden unconscious.

>>41121259
We have pity like the gullible bastards we are

>>41121259
well, shit.
You gotta have pity.
It's in the good guy rulebook.
Besides, she's just a slut demon, that isn't even a crime that carries a death sentence.

>>41121259
Finish her brutally!

>>41121259
That's not fair, they were living beings once like us!
SHOW MERCY, TOTO
DON'T BECOME ONE OF THEM

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>>41121259
Omae wa mou shindeiru

>>41121292
except for a stoning

>>41121259
Remember we only beat people until they are
>Unable to recover [Retire]

>>41121259
Redeeming time!

>>41121259
PITY HER
WITH YOUR FIST
THE HAMON WILL PURIFY HER OF HER SINS

nay, a request for mercy is listened to, we are not wrathful.

>>41121259
"Alright. If you surrender, I won't raise a hand against you."

Walk past her, but leave your Stand behind her where she can't see. If she tries to backstab you, attack her from the other side.

>>41121259
Toto is merciful. We will redeem the succubus!

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>>41121306

>>41121259
Use your blood to ease her suffering as the succumbs to her already-fatal wounds.

It's like you guys don't even remember Wham.

>>41121259
seconding >>41121334

>>41121382
You mean WAMMO?

wait if we pity her with our fists
and our fists heal
won't we heal her? I mean I'm fine with that since it's sort of funny let's do that

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"... We have to spare her... Maybe I can heal her wounds."

"Toto, you fool!"

>As Toto goes to heal the demon's wounds she smiles. Her body dissipates and forms a bolt of purple energy which fires out and hits Steven who should have been far away and safe.

>The boy is knocked back by the attack and groans in pain. Toto runs over to him and holds the lad in his manly arms.

"Toto..." He cries out. "Her spirit is inside me... It's trying to take me over... There's only one way to save me.. You have to-"
----

"No!"

1/2

>>41121259
Fist her tenderly.

>>41121482
.. You know what to do, Toto. Kiss Steven.

>>41121482
Fist him tenderly.

>>41121482
Oh hell no.
Stare disapprovingly at Maolin.

>>41121482
PUNCH HIM!

>>41121482
Tali, use the ripple to drive out the evil spirit!

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>>41121482
"??? Is something wrong, Argen?"

"Yes! I'm tired of you injecting your dumb fetish into our games! I'm trying to play serious here but it's always rescue the prince, or the young male slave, or other stuff! I'm tired of it! I want to fight monsters and go into catacombs!"

"It's not a major part of the game. We'll get to that stuff later."

"I want that stuff NOW. You now what, forget it! I'll go play with Katherine's group! They actually fight!"

>She storms out of the room.

"...... I guess we'll wrap up here for today. Thanks for playing, everyone."

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I just love how this is all more consistent and lot less creepy than my last couple meatspace games.

>>41121523
What, no way. Tali, demand her to continue the game, it's gotten to the dramatic climax!

Is she a homestuck

>>41121523
Tali, you know we can't end it here. It's only been 2 hours and 30 minutes since we started! Continue it, we'll have fun without Argen.

>>41121523
Nooo! We just got to the best part of it! Curse you Argen! Curse youuuuuu!

>>41121523
Touch Argen's soft horns

>>41121523
Wait what is Maolin's dumb fetish we didn't hear enough to say for certain.

Also Tali you have to join the dungeon club if you aren't going to learn to make your own artifacts come on now.

>>41121523
Aw, oh well, I'm sure we have other things to do, probably.

>>41121523
Tali, go find Argen. Tell her you want to join the Dungeoneering club and ask if she has any experience with it.

>>41121523
Wooow why does she have to be such a rollplayer doesn't she understand that you play roleplay games to roleplay

>>41121523
follow her and attempt to get her to chill out.
Because sheeeit.

>>41121523
Start posing IRL, see if that helps

>The golem has fetishes

...Huh.

>>41121577
Tali has a MILLION things to do, and we don't even know if he bothered to talk to Ceera about the world-shaking secret he learned!

>>41121538
>climax

I'm to tired to finish this and tomorrow i have to work early...Solia
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/wGmnCi8.jpg
I'll post the finished thing another time

>>41121603
And they all relate to possession and corruption

What does that tell you?

>>41121652
very nice. Saved for later.

>>41121523
Question.
Doesn't tali look an AWFUL LOT like that nubile prince?

>>41121669
>>41121670

Time to ask for a threesome.

>>41121669
I dunno, they mostly seem to be focused around rescuing young handsome princes.

>>41121670
>Doesn't tali look an AWFUL LOT like that nubile prince?
Not really.

>>41121670
more like r63 99c

>>41121652
Nice, but you need to work on new eyes/mouth/expression. They are all the same.

>>41121670
>Doesn't tali look an AWFUL LOT like that nubile prince?
Yes. He was also discribed as Noodly and weak. Which is exactly like Tali.

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"Hold on, let me go talk to her."

>Tali gets up from the table and goes after Argen. She's shuffling down the hallway, muttering to herself and writing in a small notebook. Tali calls out to her, making the Aelor stop and face him.

"Tali."

"Hey! Uhm... I'm not sure what really happened back there. Is everything okay?"

>She sighs.

"Yes, Tali. Everything is okay. I have nothing against Maolin. She is a nice girl golem. She is just a terrible Game Master. Speaking of which, I'm surprised you played these kinds of games. I'll have to revise my notes on you."

"Notes?"

"Yes. Notes."

>>41121780
Steal her glasses!
Force her back into the game!

>>41121780
tell the truth, this is your first time playing it. and ask more about those notes.

>>41121780
bully her

>>41121780
touch pointy horns

>>41121780
Well, I'm just a beginner. I thought you played these games for fun, you shouldn't just quit while we're in the middle of beating the boss.

Ask about those notes, Tali.

>>41121780
>>41121818
Also, are those bags under your eyes, Tali?

>>41121780
Aww c'mon~ She'll set a bad precedent for your first ever session.

>>41121836
Tali always has those bags, keeping up his glamour 24/7.

>>41121780
Tali ask to see the notes! Also ask if she wants to go Super Dungeon Exploring with us!

>>41121780
But we were having fun with the game. Were you having fun with the game, Tali?

>>41121780
So she keeps notes on others?

Shit, man, she's a better spy than you.

>>41121780
Uh, what kind of notes?

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"What kind of notes?"

"Just notes. Don't ask anymore about them."

"Uhm... Okay... But... Look, it was my first game... And I was having fun. Come back and have fun with us? Please?"

>Tali glamours up his super sad and cute face.

"...... Fine. The Doom will take us all anyway. May as well enjoy stuff..."

>The group is packing up when Argen returns. She apologizes and says she's ready to play again.
=================

"The only to cure me is to... Well.... If we do it..."
=================

"...."

1/2

>>41121997
Okay, we gave Maolin a chance. ~Now~ we leave.

>>41122013
Second.

>>41121997
>"The only to cure me is to... Well.... If we do it..."
Punch the possessed motherfucker

>>41121997
oh that? of course! MAKE HIM POSE WITH US

>>41122013
>>41122023
Third.

>>41121997
"i'm sorry, i am saving myself for my true love, i can only put you out of your misery"

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>>41121997

>>41122013
Enough.

Talk to Maolin.