>>41016207
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
>"I SWEAR I DID MY JOB"

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>>41016207
"WHAT THE FUCK, I SWEAR I DID MY JOB" You scream as you get up from the bedsheets, sweaty and in your underwear

"EXPLAIN" Chrom says as he starts getting closer to you "HOW THE FUCK?! ARE YOU DOING YOUR JOB?!"

>"pleasedontkillme"
>"well....She's safe right?"
>Emmeryn? Honey? Can you help me here?"

>>41016734
>"well....She's safe right?"

>>41016734
>"well....She's safe right?"
>"pleasedontkillme"

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>>41016734
"well....She's safe right?" You say as you stumble for your pants "pleasedontkillme"

"Chrom....remember...I'm a grown ass woman" Emmeryn says in her sleep" And I would appreciate you didn't pester my boyfriend with your bloodlust"

"I...I..grrrr" Chrom complains as he approaches you "Don't even think of touching another woman" He says as he looks at you with killing intent

"yessiryessirrrightsirokaysir" You say as you give him a quick salute

And with that Chrom leaves in a huff leaving you with a half naked Emmeryn

> "boyfriend?"
> "Uuuuh...so I'm your boyfriend now"
>"You wanna eat something? I'm starving"

>>41017053
>"boyfriend?"
Fuck no i don't wanna be routelocked to her

>>41017133
dont worry, you wont

>>41017163
Without consequences? Especially since we didn't actually vote to bed her last time, That was all on you

>>41017202
Just vote and you'll see

>>41017053
>Uuuuh...so I'm your boyfriend now"

>>41017053
> "Uuuuh...so I'm your boyfriend now"

>>41017276
>>41017053
Oh and since he's ultra dense maybe he's still wondering what happened...

>>41017314
>>41017053
yeah, try to piece back what happened

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>>41017053
"Uuuuh...so I'm your boyfriend now" You say while putting on your shirt

"Just for appearance, don't worry, if I were in love with you this would had happen AFTER we were married" Emmeryn says as she starts putting her clothes on "Just act like we were in love in front of Chrom and you'll be fine"

"Is he really that protective?"

"You haven't seen anything" Emmeryn says as she look herself in the mirror "Wanna grab a snack? I know how to look like a plebian and there's a good place around here"

>Sure I'll join ya (Switch to Jotaro)
>I actually have to get back to the squad (switch to Leona)

>>41017395
>I actually have to get back to the squad (switch to Leona)

>>41017395
>Sure I'll join ya (Switch to Jotaro)

>>41017395
> Sure I'll join ya (Switch to jotaro)

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>>41017395
"Sure I'll join ya" You say as you finishing grooming yourself while you see Emmeryn do... quite the opposite. Throwing her robes and taking some small hooded brown robes, like the ones priests wear and getting her hair dirty with the ground from a nearby flower pot

"You ready?" You say as you are going to open the door

"just..." She says as she opens a window "There, would a gentleman do the honors?, sure thing"

>POV SWITCH

"Are you done?" You say looking around the dingy basement

"Just about!" Jack says as she does the finishing touches to her project "I'll be right there

"C'mon spikes, try to be faster with...whatever you're doing" Gaius says as he looks at his sweets bag "I'm almost out of supplies!"

"Just go eat breakfast! I'll join you later" Jack says as she peeks from the door

"Fine, I'm going, Chains, you're joining?" Gaius says as he heads for the dining room

>"I'll stay here"
>"I'm going"

>>41017795
>"I'm going

>>41017795
>"I'm going"

>>41017795
>"I'm going"

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>>41017795
"I'm going" You say as you leave the basement "Finish what you're doing there and head back up"

"Got it! Don't worry, the schematics say it's gonna be finished soon!" Jack answers quite cheerfully

After heading towards the dining room, You sit yourself in an empty table and ask a waitress for some lemonade and some eggs, meanwhile Gaius asks for a coffee and 4 pounds of sugar

"Soo...chains, what's that girl doing there?" Gaius asks as he looks around the dining room

"A project of hers, been doing it for about a year now" You answer coldly

As you have a small chit-chat you end up looking at the door and fixate your eyes on it when Oscar and Emmeryn walk through holding hands like a couple.

Yare yare daze

>leave them be
>Get to a closer table

>>41018108
>Get to a closer table

>>41018108
>Get to a closer table

>>41018108
>leave them be

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>>41018108
You leave Gaius and get to a closer table leaving him completely alone

"You could have told me I was getting annoying" Gaius says as he sulks himself up

you leave him in his sulkingness as you sit on the nearest inconspicuous table trying to hear for anything worthwhile

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41018235

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41018235
Why is no one posting?

>>41018402
What have you done!?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41018235

>>41018402
>>41018465
Failure then success? I wonder how this will be pulled off.

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>>41018235
>You dun goofed PEOPLE

"Tell me one good reason to not kill you right now" a voice behind you says as he puts something familiarly metallic on your head

Goddamnit Oscar, you forget the fact that he's still a brutal killing machine

You're about to retort when suddenly someone from the inn starts shouting like some sort of show announcer

"Hello people! waking up well? well we got a special girl that's wanting to catch your attention with some lovely songs while you have a nice brunch, please welcome from the land of Chon'sin Miss Bulma Briefs!"

"Th-thanks a lot, I-I know it must be hard to wake up in the morning but I'll start with something slow and soothing!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSTdqvea_K8

Bulma Briefs?

YOU'RE MEETING BULMA BEFORE SHE BECAME FAMOUS?!

You gotta see this!

You shove Oscar away and start gawking at the proto pop idol of the future, he gets the idea you're not a threat and goes back to his table

>Looks like that crit saved ya!

>(cont)

>>41018664
Fuck Jotaro, that's the second time already, what's with you and crits
What are the fucking odds

>>41018664
>>41018695
And I wonder if Gaius is coming up closer to watch this as well

>>41018695
Around 3%, if my Matt's right.

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>>41018664
You start looking at her as she finishes up her song, not bad, but still nothing of what's coming for her in the future, you look at the inn now Gaius looking at you about to burst in laughter and tears and Jack still in her room

Oscar and Emmeryn seem to be leaving as well, having already eaten up their snacks and heading towards the door.

You're about to pay when the door of the inn is suddenly burst open

"IS THIS WHERE HE IS JOHNNY?! THIS IS WHERE THAT BASTARD OSCAR IS?!" A massive burly black man with a yellow Mohawk shouts as he holds a ball and chain

"Y-Y-YEAH BOSS THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YA. L-L-LOOK THERE'S THE FUCKER! WITH THAT DINGY BITCH!" A small, almost rat like guy says while pointing at him "THAT'S T-T-THE BASTARD"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOSCAAAAAAAAAARRRR" The giant man says as he approaches Oscar

"STOP SHOUTING MY NAME, YOU FUCK" Oscar says already starting to get pissed "CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE GOT A FUCKING HANGOVER?!"

"YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

"AND YOU'LL PAY FOR MY FUCKING EARDRUMS!"

> And you are stopping this before it gets out of hand
> And you are leaving this place
>And you're dealing the first blow

>>41018866
> And you are stopping this before it gets out of hand

>>41018866
>And you are stopping this before it gets out of hand

>>41018866
> And you are stopping this before it gets out of hand
How doe such a friendly murdermachine make so many enemies?

>>41018866
"People!" You say as you step up between the two men "You don't have to start a fight!"

"I DON'T HAVE TO BUT I WANT TO" Oscar says his face getting closer to the other guys face

"THIS FUCKER HURT MY MEN, DONT YOU THINK I DESERVE SOME RETRIBUTION?!"

"I HURT SO MANY FUCKING MEN, I DONT EVEN WHO THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, YOU SURE YOU WANNA STEP IT UP FUCKING COWBOY?!"

"I'll just fetch myself some water" Emmeryn says as she excuses herself

"Oh look, I was just gonna do the same thing" Gaius says as he starts getting up from his seat "Wanna get some sweets?"

"Sure, I don't mind" Emmeryn finishes as she start leaving

"FUCK YOU"

"FUCK YOU TOO"

"YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDNT YA"

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HAD SUCH A NICE EVENING, BUT FUCK IT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN" Oscar says as he takes a nearby bottle and cracks it on top of the man's head sending him stumbling to some nearby tables

And here we go...

>Retreat while you can
>Join the fight

>>41019025
>Join the fight

>>41019025
>>Join the fight
>Join the fight

>>41019025
Yare yare

And you were having so much fun too

You decide to knock him out while he's still down

>roll 1d20

>>41019025
>Join the fight

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>41019079

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>41019079

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41019079

>>41019133
Oh COME ON.

>>41019133
son of a bitch, Jotaro has some bad luck.

>>41019165
If say bizzare luck, personally

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>>41019079
>HA NO CRIT TO SAVE YOU NOW

You we're going to punch him, if you weren't you know, punched

From both sides

"I remember you fuckers, you're the guys from the cafe right?" Oscar says as his hair starts turning into an eerily glow of white while punching you in the back

> VIOLENT OSCAR MODE ACTIVATED

"Heh, so you do remember? this is gonna be fun now" The big guy says punching you in the belly

> -8 HP! (12/20 Remaining!)

With pain you curl up in the ground while the two behemoths continue their fighting

>Try to calm someone down
>Try to escape
>Try to call for help

>>41019245
>Try to calm someone down
Calm Oscar, then doubleteam the big guy (4u)

>>41019245
>Try to escape

>>41019295
Second

>>41019245
You scramble to the ground looking for a way to somehow defuse the situation, deciding to settle on trying to calming Oscar, he was the guy you knew most about, so it seemed fitting

"Hey! Hey mister!"

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41019411

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>41019411
Use feminine charms!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41019419
>>41019417
>>41019411
Dayum

>>41019438
Well hotdamn!
Let me guess, She's our daughter from the future?

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>>41019438
Busty Jotaro has maximum calming down levels.
DAYUM

>>41019459
I actually am really curious whose daughter she is.

>>41019484
Anderson

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>>41019411
You knew what happens during situations like this, You've already trained the secret word.

With deadly mobility and precision you close yourself near Oscar and say the words that would always send him crumble

"Knee-high tights"

With those few words Oscar completely goes back to his senses, looking at you with the most puzzling look while his face is full of red

"H-how"

"First fight, then we can talk"

"TWO ON ONE?! THAT SEEMS UNFAIR, THANKFULLY" The big buy says while going for a pocket in his jacket

"I HAVE THIS!" He says as he pulls out...

A revolver?

"Take cover!" Oscar says as he throws you into a nearby table, quickly drawing his revolver as well

>Roll 1d20 for Oscar!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41019611

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>41019611

>>41019611
dice+1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41019611

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>41019685
Whoops

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>>41019702
We really need a Fukou Da perk

Thank god Oscar is made of steel and apparently super human

Rolled 15 (1d20)

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>>41019611
Maybe he was too slow, maybe he was too preoccupied with keeping you safe, maybe the tales of the legendary soldier were fake. Maybe your whole journey was all a Joke and this is where it end, at some bar in the middle of some city, no more to tell

1 bullet, 1 head

The mightiest soldier history has known....on the ground....bleeding

Oh god no

NO

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DAD NO!

You lift yourself, not able to control your emotions, he was just sitting there, the bullet entering the left side of his brain and leaving a pool of blood in the ground

"You...You did this!"

"And I would do it aga-" That's the last amount of words he said

>NEW SKILL UNLOCKED

>You pissed me off: At moments of great pressure Jotaro lets loose his complete anger, Roll 1d100, The combined amount of the first three rolls will be how many ORA'S she delivers

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>41019871
I think you mean Her not His

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>>41019916

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>41019871
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>41019938
>>41019916
>>41019871
FUUUUCK YOUUUUU
MAXIMUM ORAORA

>>41019871

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>>41019871
>107 ORAORAORA'S? Not too shabby

You take the burly man with all your force and with a mighty fist throw him into the air

Before he lands you retract your arms and like a machine gun unleash ultimate hell

"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA" and with the last punch unleash complete oblivion to your opponents face

ORA

>Birdie: Retired!

With your last bit of strength finished you go back to dad, you don't know why, to grieve? To say your goodbyes?....

To see him start moving?

>(cont)

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>>41020145
"How..... the.... fuck.....am I still living" Oscar says in awe as he starts to stand up

"H-h-hold up!" You say trying to comprehend just what the hell was going on

"Kid...I think I would be more scared if I was standing still" Oscar says as he starts touching his blood-stained head

"W-what are?"

"Looking for the bulle- OW....yup there she is, looks like it didn't damage the brain, good!"

>"H-h-h-how"
>"What....THE....FUCK"
>(*pass out*)

>>41020238
>"H-h-h-how"
>"What....THE....FUCK"
>HUG THE FUCK OUTTA HIM!

>>41020238
>"H-h-h-how"
I'm sure he took worse injuries than this before he was a teen.

>>41020238
>"H-h-h-how"
>"What....THE....FUCK"
>(*pass out*)
ADAMANTIUM SKELLINGTON

>>41020238
>"H-h-h-how"
>>"What....THE....FUCK"

>>41020259
Seconding.

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>>41020238
"h-h-how....HOW THE FUCK"

"It just works" Oscar says as he looks for a bandage

Ok, now there's no denial. THIS is the legendary hero. THIS is your fucking dad!

You get near Oscar and hug him as tightly as possible

"Kid...I know you experienced life and death, but you're still too young for that kind of stuff"

Great now you are embarrassed. embarrassed BY A LEGEND, but still.

Your moment is hold off when a bunch of voices start bellowing from outside the inn

"THEY KNOCKED OUT BOSS! THEY KNOCKED OUT BOOOSSS!"

"RAPE THEM, KILL THEM, FORNICATE WITH THEM, TAKE THE SMART ONES AND BRING THE TO THE PHILOSOPHY DUNGEON"

"HURRAH FOR THE PHILOSOPHY DUNGEON"

"Can you still fight?" Oscar asks you as you start backing up

"nope"

"Tough cuz I'm seeing triple right now and I don't think that's gonna help me fighting"

>"Hey Jack! finish that project yet?!"
>"Gaius?! Gaius!"

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>>41020533
>"Hey Jack! finish that project yet?!"
>"Gaius?! Gaius!"
>"THE SPANISH INQUISITION?"

>>41020580
Second

>>41020533
>"Hey Jack! finish that project yet?!"
>>"Gaius?! Gaius!"

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>>41020533
"Jack! You finished that project yet?!" You shout at Jack's general direction

"JUST ABOUT!" Jack says her voice roaring with excitement

"Gaius?! Gaius!" You call again this time to your other parter

"COMING" Gaius says while his voice looks like it was straining itself

"You ready? they're getting closer" Oscar says while trying to get into a combat position

"Just fight....till....you drop" You say while emulating Oscar

"I like your style kiddo"

"THEN WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS" Jack screams in Elation as she crashes the basement's door jumping in the air with her new "project"

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE6PyMcbxwc

>(cont)

>>41020775
""COMING" Gaius says while his voice looks like it was straining itself"
Fucking lewd, he was doing something lewd wasn't he

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>>41020775
Rumbling like a tiger, yet sleek and imposing as a puma.

This was the epitome of future's engineering, handled by Jack, it was even more than that

The motorcycle revs up with a massive power, burning tire and covering the now-deserted stage with dust.

The foreign sight scares the mob, but not enough to stop it

"NOW TELL ME" Jack screams as her chainsaw arm is drawn "WHO WANTS TO FLY WITH THE ANGELS"

With that said, jack starts the motorcycle and goes straight at the angry mob, chainsaw drawn

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41020904

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41020904

NO ONE FUCKING ROLL

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>41020935
>>41020904
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>41020935
>>41020904
best of 3 them's the rules

>>41020904
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUikutcNTco

"HAHAHAHAHA" Jack scream as limbs and heads fly into the emptied inn, a chest flying into your general direction and its accompanying legs landing into its related area

"And this is?" Oscar asks as he looks the carnage

"My sister...from the future" You tell him, might as well

"Oh second-gen then! Hmm I was already wondering where the bike came from" Oscar says as he shift himself "head coming your way"

You swiftly dodge the decapitated head "So....You know?"

"Yeah kinda had too"

"Done!" Jack says as she cleans herself up "That was a great test drive!"

Yup apparently painting the inn red was free of charge

"Okay I'm here! What's the proooobleeem...." Gaius says as he looks at the pool of blood, his zipper down and showing his underwear

"You missed a spot" a sweaty Emmeryn says as she gestures Oscar to go " Be seeing you candy man!" Emmeryn says as she gives a cute face to Gaius making him blush

>(cont)

>>41021093
Well, Emmeryn works fast.

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>>41021093
That's why you never liked Emmeryn, Like a dog in sheep's clothing, you gotta be careful around her. At least her public image was good enough

"So I guess this is me taking my leave" Oscar says while walking backwards towards the destroyed wall called the exit "We never properly introduced ourselves! I'm Oscar!"

>"You do know what your "girlfriend" just did right?"
>"Call me Jotaro"
>"I'm nobody you should talk with"

>>41021210
>"Call me Jotaro"

>>41021210
>"Call me Jotaro"
>"You do know what your "girlfriend" just did right?"

>>41021210
>"Call me Jotaro"

>>41021210
>"Call me Jotaro"

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>>41021210
"Call me Jotaro" You say as you motion to yourself "And that's Jack"

"good! I'll have it in my mind"

"And you do know-"

"Yes, yes I do and no, I don't mind" ...Dad says as he leaves the inn. Leaving only You, Jack, and Gaius

"Seriously? Like at that exact moment?" Jack shoots a glare a Gaius

"H-hey! I said if she wanted to get some sweets! She must have misinterpreted"

"Hmmph" Jack huffs as he gives a nasty glare at Gaius "Fine, get in, you to sis"

"Where are we going?" Gaius asks as he starts getting his stuff

>"Heading for Valm, Were cutting a vine before it starts"
>"To Plegia, We're finishing the fight before they can"
>"We're doing a trip around the countryside, there's still a lot we can do for this place"

>>41021437

>"Heading for Valm, Were cutting a vine before it starts"
I'll take you to the candyshop

>>41021458

Goddamnit Gaius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA

>>41021437
>"We're doing a trip around the countryside, there's still a lot we can do for this place

>>41021458
>"We're doing a trip around the countryside, there's still a lot we can do for this place"

How come everyone dissapeared?

>>41021681
I have no clue about Fire Emblem so i'm not voting and potentially fucking it up on this vote

Alright, I'm off to sleep now. Please don't kill Jotaro.

>>41021437
"We're doing a trip around the countryside, there's still a lot we can do for this place" You say confidently "You have enough space in there sis?"

"Well...I'm pretty small so I guess 3 people can fit well"

"I don't even know what that is" Gaius says as he sits on the middle of the motorcycle pushing Jack onto the front of the seat

"We'll tell you later" You say as you sit in the back of the motorcycle

"Everyone ready? LET'S GO" And with that all of you blast off into the distance, looking for the future

> And that's it! If you have any questions please ask them, and as always check my twitter for more FIRE EMBLEM ADVENTURE QUEST

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>41021852
Thanks for running, see ya next time Ñero.

By the way, how good is Oscar in bed?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>41021924
dang thank god that roll doesn't define anything

>>41021924
As sexy as a porn star but as careless as a virgin

>>41021939
I kekd

Oh, how mad will Leona and Lissa be from 1 to 10, when they hear from the events of this thread/previous one.

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>>41021979
>Leona has Raged!
>Leona has activated Violent Leona!

>>41022009
Hahahahaha, fuck let's hope cuddles can calm them down

>>41022028

You haven't discovered the true power

>Lissa is hiding something....

>>41022079
Leona best girl, Lissa a shit

>>41022079
Lissa best girl, Leona a shit

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>>41022104

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>>41022104
>>41022095

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>>41022163
YOU'RE A MADMAN!

>>41022163
You'd need to have a lot of crits for that one

>>41022189
We better start saving them, then

By the way you planning on stats of some kind? Even if simple, or an aspect/perk/ability system

>>41022182
THE
DREAM
OF
A
MAN

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>>41022258
>forgetting image

>>41022227
maybe once I get the pastebin complete

Wouldnt matter that much though, would be more of a check on how people do (Leona is good at killing, youre good at not dying, etc..)

>>41022302
Makes sense, but it'd be fun, introducing that kind of progress. Also tracking how good we are at neck breaking.

>>41022324

Once the pastebin is completed, I might add it

>>41022095
>>41022104
Both of you a shit.
Cheren best girl(?)