>>40953581
>>You're a doctor-type person kinda-sorta sometimes, right? Do I have permission to, uh, get the hell out of bed and go do things?

>>40953581
>>You're a doctor-type person kinda-sorta sometimes, right? Do I have permission to, uh, get the hell out of bed and go do things?

>>40953581
>I'LL BE DAMNED IF I KNOW, BUDDY!
>Do you have the authority to scare up a Vicodin or something? My everything is fucking killing me right now.
Pfft, we don't need no fancy shmancy 'permission' to get out of bed.

>>40953581
>>Do you have the authority to scare up a Vicodin or something? My everything is fucking killing me right now.

>>40953581
>>You're a doctor-type person kinda-sorta sometimes, right? Do I have permission to, uh, get the hell out of bed and go do things?
>>Do you have the authority to scare up a Vicodin or something? My everything is fucking killing me right now.
Gonna need that Vicodin to do things, methinks.

>>40953581
>>You're a doctor-type person kinda-sorta sometimes, right? Do I have permission to, uh, get the hell out of bed and go do things?

>>40953581
>I'LL BE DAMNED IF I KNOW, BUDDY!
>Do you have the authority to scare up a Vicodin or something? My everything is fucking killing me right now.

>>40953581
>>write-in?
Bed with Arizona, where I'd dearly love to still be if I didn't have Shit To Do. Now if you want me to answer any more questions, requisition me some high-end pain pills so I MIGHT be able to keep the girls going to fight alive today.

>>40953581
>other
"I ask myself that every single day, Wainwright."

>>40953581
>Do you have the authority to scare up a Vicodin or something? My everything is fucking killing me right now.

>>40953581
>write-in?

pat Wainwrights head

>>40953581
>You're a doctor-type person kinda-sorta sometimes, right? Do I have permission to, uh, get the hell out of bed and go do things?

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>>40953581

>You're a doctor-type person kinda-sorta sometimes, right? Do I have permission to, uh, get the hell out of bed and go do things?

>>40953581
>I'LL BE DAMNED IF I KNOW BUDDY

>>40953581
>I'LL BE DAMNED IF I KNOW, BUDDY!

>>40953581
>Do you have the authority to scare up a Vicodin or something? My everything is fucking killing me right now.
Important things first.

>>40953581
>You're a doctor-type person kinda-sorta sometimes, right? Do I have permission to, uh, get the hell out of bed and go do things?

>>40953612
This is good.

>>40953581
"Naka is being a hug pillow for the clingy battleship on the bed there. I called Goto's secretary to pry Arizona off. It's already one of those days."

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Why is she always asleep.

>>40953581
>>You're a doctor-type person kinda-sorta sometimes, right? Do I have permission to, uh, get the hell out of bed and go do things?
>>I'LL BE DAMNED IF I KNOW, BUDDY!

>>40953581
>Classified under the Washington treaty of 2018

>>40953581
>You're a doctor-type person kinda-sorta sometimes, right? Do I have permission to, uh, get the hell out of bed and go do things?

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>>40953612
>Gonna need that Vicodin to do things, methinks.
This.

>You're a doctor-type person kinda-sorta sometimes, right? Do I have permission to, uh, get the hell out of bed and go do things?
>Do you have the authority to scare up a Vicodin or something? My everything is fucking killing me right now.

VOTES CALLED TOOT TOOT

>>40953581
>>Do you have the authority to scare up a Vicodin or something? My everything is fucking killing me right now.

Also
>No bully Naka

>>40953581
Ask Wainwright if he wants to trade jobs for a day

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what would cage masts be personified as?

fish net leggings?

>>40953581
>Forgot to turn my admiralty off before I went to bed, woke up in a fleet.

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>>40953816
Yes. All my yes.

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So I've been busy with life and with a few big projects for KCQ that probably won't come to fruition anytime soon, so until then here's some Chris Pr- I mean Hate developing mutual respect with his furry charges.

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Planefag, British shipgirls bullying Russian shipgirls when?

>>40953826
Thank you Pixel.

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>>40953826

>>40953581
Bentus has arrived.

>>40953826
I love their tiny hats

>>40953826
kek

>>40953826
I'm curious what a pre-1920's modernization Arizona's clothing would look like to you pixel.

More conservative clothing? A long dress? Different hat?

How the fuck do birdcage masts even work.

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The reason I crossboard is to remind myself that we're all the same. Everyone'
s batshit so no one is.

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>>40953826
noice

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Don't mind me, just posting ships. Great White Fleet visits San Francisco, c. May 1908

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>>40953864
/wowsg/ please leaf

>>40953864
... That is mildly disturbing.

>>40953871
Wonderful image! Keep it up /k/ripple.

>>40953581
>Do you have the authority to scare up a Vicodin or something? My everything is fucking killing me right now.

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More info on the Great White Fleet. We'll probably have to kill some of these ships one day.

>>40953900
Alot of those girls fought honorably in the Spanish American War.

Why are they coming back as enemies now?

>>40953912
The corruption of ages, I wager.

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>>40953900
>We'll probably have to kill some of these ships one day.
Why?

>>40953912
>Why are they coming back as enemies now?
because all the other ironclads are doing it.

Peer pressure, man.

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>>40953942
They'll probably be abyssal girls.
USS Wyoming (BB-32), ca., 1918

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>>40953900
Can we wake up Olympia and just send her to talk to them instead?

Please?

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>>40953826
Awesome.

>>40953912
Some of them were scrapped or used as target practice for naval aircraft.

>>40953581
>I'm improvising. Do you have the authority to scare up a Vicodin or something? My everything is fucking killing me right now.

>>40953859
Never thought of it, would definitely need some time and research/study before I can get back to you on that one.

>>40953581
>>You're a doctor-type person kinda-sorta sometimes, right? Do I have permission to, uh, get the hell out of bed and go do things?
Damn it, Planefag, I have work later this morning and will be missing most of this.

>>40953826
Top kek Pixel. Now do one with Settle sandwiched between Shoukaku and Arizona.

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>>40953955
I really want to visit her.
*Navy Hymn plays softly in background*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piOYjQJd974

>>40953826
Ahahaha. I am sure Hate would likely confirm that is how he trains them.

>>40953839
As soon as I finish my write-faggotry, I hope you like HMS Belfast!

>>40953955
Well, unless this world has gotten it's shit together and fixed Olympia to prevent her from sinking into her own berth, that may be dififcult...
She might be quite unhappy.

>>40953993
he might deny it and say he has nothing in common with them so he can't relate like that.

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I guess I'll just leave this here.

>>40953992
>Oklahoma

oh shit, I forgot she sank on her way to the breakers

please don't tell me we're going to have an Abyssal Ok sail into Pearl and fucking nuke it

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Now for something slightly different. HMS Queen Elizabeth!

>>40954040
glorious

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Working on some sidestory stuff, pic not directly related.

What are some smaller kinds of abyssals that could show up on a river instead of an open ocean? The torpedo rams would be one example, but I was thinking even smaller.

>>40954029
Shes an old girl, she knows she won't be afloat forever...

don't let her become one of those....THINGS

>>40954044
Warspite's better.

>>40954058
Motor gun boats? Corvettes?

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>>40954058
What I'm thinking is that you look like an awful namefag, and I hope you never write anything.

>>40954058
civil war gunboats/monitors/early ironclads

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And now HMS Rodney! She, along with her sister ship HMS Nelson had an interesting arrangement with all her main weapons forward.

>>40954043
I doubt she'd hold that as a grudge, given that Hornet suffered similar failure-to-fix and came back fine.

>>40954058
Monitor and Merrimac.

>>40954072
>Nelsol and Rodnol
ftfy

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>>40954067
Just for you, anon! HMS Warspite refuelling at Port Victoria, Seychelles; 28th June, 1942.

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>>40954067
Warspites gonna be an Abyssal son.

You don't treat a war ship like the bongs did an expect to come out unscathed.

>>40954040
This thread gets better and better.

>>40954090
"England expects every Anon to do his duty."

>>40954072
No, it is m understanding that drugs were legal back then but that still doesn't excuse those failures of engineering.

>planefag intends to run on saturdays
>fourth of july
Oh boy

>>40954069
Why so salty anon?

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>>40953930
they're barely older than kongou

>>40954106
Mate, my hometown only has one ship named after it (at current time). And said ship had a shit life.

My home town's only ship will come back as an abyssal.

>>40954131
>planefag intends to run on saturdays
>fourth of july
Somewhere, Michael Bay just got all tingly.

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>>40954136
Trust me anon, I can smell a bad namefag from a mile away.

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>>40954083
Hornet was sunk to prevent capture though

Oklahoma was essentially revived via what could be considered necromancer magic to ships, and then committed suicide on the way to be scrapped during a very convenient storm....

>>40954131
Seeing the Weather forecasters is calling for rain/thunderstorms then, Planefag might have the only fireworks I'll get to see that night.

"Virginia and Monitor pet a cat"

"This cat is fluffy," says CSS Virginia.

But Monitor disagrees, "this cat is fluffier!"

But they were both wrong, as they were petting capybaras.

THE END

>>40954131
He already blew his Rocket's Red Glare wad with the Burkes

>>40954162
>not going on county land
>not drinking beer
>not putting gasoline in empty beer cans or bottles, then shooting them for the poor man's fireworks

>>40954147
those tiny Yamato and Musashi. Saved for reasons.

>>40954166
"Rockets' red glare"/10, Anon.

>>40954166
Capybaras aren't fluffy.

>>40954166
you forgot the part where they ineffectually slap eachother for the next 6 hours

>>40954131
NEW SHIP INCOMING!

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>>40954154
Incidentally, happy Canada day to all ye plane fags and faguettes.

>>40954068
>>40954071
>>40954087
Monitor might be a bit big, but these civil war era gunboats and stuff seem to fit the bill.

>>40954188
Saving that for the sequel where they get drunk and wake up in bed, naked.

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>Arizona about to be launched wearing nothing but a slightly too small stars and stripes

what a hussy

someone draw Settle seeing this in a history book or something and Arizona getting all flustered and taking the book

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>>40953581
Tell us Planefag. What happens when a teitoku and a ship girl love each other very much?

>>40954193
What about the SMS Konigsberg?

>>40954241
That's how destroyers are born. They grow up into battleships and carriers.

>>40954241
Wainwright gets nightmares for a month.

>>40954241
I dunno anon, what do you think happens when you stick your dick in an eldritch abomination?

>>40953581
>It's the weekly meeting of the Shrapnel-Catching Club. Want to join?

>>40954262
the abyss stares back when you look at it... so it dicks you back?

The best damn sex of you're life?

>>40954239
>Arizona about to be launched wearing nothing but a slightly too small stars and stripes
Don't forget the champagne soaking the flag and dripping down her everything.

>>40954245
A bit big, I was thinking <100ft or so.

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>>40954262
You create a new one.

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>>40954262
kinky things

>>40954311
Is that how lolis and chibis get made?

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I wonder if we'll ever meet the eggheads who've been poring over every scrap and fragment of Abyssal wreckage

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So let me get this straight.

Arizona is a standard-type battleship.

Nevada was the first standard type, with the Colorado's being the final ones.

Does that mean that all of the standard type ships from Nevada until Colorado will look similar to Arizona, just with minor differences?

We get an entire fleet of small chested, fragile looking BB girls?

how the fuck does this work?

>>40954288
>Don't forget the champagne soaking the flag and dripping down her everything.


anon, that might be the lewdest thing I have ever read

GET ON IT PIXELFAG

>>40954335
Thats not the way it works. Ships of the same class will look similar. Thats it.

>>40954262
The eldritch abomination bites back.

>>40954359
Sometimes, only sometimes. Shokaku and Zuikaku are nothing alike after all.

>>40954361
kinky

>>40954359
Thing is, most of the standard types were more similar to each other than the individual ships of sone other classes.

>>40954359
ship families tend to have common traits; such as the Akatsuki's being very adorable and prone to hats.

Even the baby of the Takao family, Choukai is pretty cute/hot.

>>40954375
Correct as there's some visible differences among some families as well.

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>>40954241
>>40954262
ALL HANDS

PREPARE TO REPEL BOARDERS

>>40954333
PORN
WHEN

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the RN's in for some real shit

>>40954335
This would be more convincing if Penn didn't look like this:

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1876849?tags=uss_pennsylvania_%28bb-38%29

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These don't really look that much in common with Arizona

>>40954380
I dunno about you, but I'd gladly wear the evidence of love-bites from, say, Yamato.

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>>40954324
Sure, why not.

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>>40954262

>>40953942
All of those ships are Abyssals now, mate.

>>40954029
Least people have tried, she'll at least know that much, sure she'd love a little action after 90 years of just sitting around.
And she knew this day would come.

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>>40953955

I'd imagine she'd be a very prim and proper sort of woman--the sort who'd have to fashion her hair in a bonnet before setting out to sea, kinda like the old illustrations of Lady Columbia.

>>40954442
keep in mind that most fanartist aren't that good at ship details/family traits as the official bunch.

>>40954390

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1953451?tags=sakazaki_freddy

Cute ya say

>>40954456
>Aurora, Mikasa and Olympia all sailing together against the Abyssal fleet

>>40954487
that's just one artist compared to a bunch others.

"On the bed, cuddling another ship. We traded places because she's exhausted and I have work to do."

"Get me some painkillers."

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>>40954478
I mean, the theme is rather constant

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You stare blearily at Wainwright, trying to process the oil-stained jeans combined with the half-buttoned dress shirt. “Uh. You. Wainwright.”

He glowers. “Very good. Now where the hell is my patient?”

You jerk your thumb at the bed, where Arizona is clinging tightly to the little blanketed bundle that is Naka. Wainwright studies the fuzzy cocoon before turning a quizzical look upon you.

“Long story,” you say fuzzily. “Listen, you think-”

“And who's Miss Cardiac Arrest here?” he says, tilting his head at Yamato, who seems to be in the process of smothering herself as you fumble to buckle your pants.

“Uh, that's kind of class-”

The hefty breaker bar comes down on the padded seat of the guest chair hard enough to make it bounce.

“-AMATO MISS YAMATO HOLD FIRE CHILL OUT Jee-sus,” you snap back. “Just don't tell anyone or Yamato - I mean Goto will - I-” you grab your head in both hands and take a deep, stabilizing breath, trying not to cry. “Wainwright, my leg and head and everything is hurting like a motherfucker so if they let you into the medication cabinet, I'm begging you, *get me something.*”

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>>40954335
the game makers used a bunch of artists, some decent, some potato.
sometimes a class got split up and drawn by more than one artist, and pic related happens.
basically shipsluts can look like anything as long as it's moe.

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He does a decent impression of a fish for a few seconds - and then sighs, sagging as he does so. “Yeah, sure. Just... wait here.”

You manage to get most of your underclothes on by the time he gets back - uniform slacks and undershirt. Your uniform jacket is so rumpled and dirty that you can't bear to put it on. Wainwright returns in a few minutes with two pills and a plastic cup. “Here,” he says, dumping the pills into your hand. He's opening the door to the bathroom before you can call out a warning. He's met with a truly rousing shriek of terror followed by something impacting the door with Toyota-tier impetus, sending him reeling within an ace of being knocked on his ass.

He blinks. “Uh-”

“N-N-NEVER W-W-W-ALK IN ON A L-L-LADY!” Yamato stammers through the door.

“Uh... all due respect, lady, you're fully dressed and-”

“TH-THATS NOT THE P-P-POOOINT!”

>>40954487
Yea, I would say cute.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2050212?tags=choukai_%28kantai_collection%29

>>40954559
The hell is wrong with this girl.

>>40954578
She's very sheltered.

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You just pop the big pills in your mouth and manage to dry-swallow them painfully down your parched throat, wincing as the huge oblong bastards gouge their way down your gullet. Wainwright turns a sidelong glance at you, pointing to the door and mouthing 'really?'

You shrug and shake your head, deciding to change the topic to something more fathomable. “Uh, what's with the breaker bar?”

“Classified,” he sniffs.

“Ship-girl maintenance?” You raise an eyebrow. “Fixing a tire? Gonna change her oil, too?”

“You're the one using your dipstick, from the looks of it,” Wainwright shoots back with a glare.

You snort, massaging your head as you wait for the painkillers to kick in. “A little protective, are we?”

“Says the guy who almost got his arms pulled off and beaten to death with 'em becu-”

“THANK, YOU, MARINE,” you say, pauses loaded with sarcasm. “But seriously, just what the hell does Naka have that you're gonna crank with that thing?”

Wainwright opens his mouth - then bites his lip. “That was low,” he mutters as he relaxes his grip and lets a thousand great penis jokes fly away untold.

“I've got my own marine to practice on,” you explain. “So what's with it?”

He smirks at you. “Admiral, you're the first one with the balls to ask.” He seems amused by this. “It's not a breaker bar. It's a sleepy stick. Lay it up someone's head, they take a nap.” He pulls up his untucked shirt to reveal the blued butt of an M9 in a crossdraw holster tucked against his belly. “Maybe a long nap.”

>>40954578
pent up sexual frustration

>>40954578
dude walked in on her in the bathroom, so it's sort of justified

>>40954578
She's a hikki m8.

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You squint at him. “Still worried?”

“As you should be,” he retorts. “Naka keeps giving her bodyguard the goddamned slip, and once she's discharged it'll be damn near impossible.”

“How close *is* she to being discharged?”

“Eh,” he says, waggling his hand up and down in midair. “It's not like her keel was broken, but she was basically gutted damn near to the waterline where those torpedoes blew. She can walk around okay - even thinks she's hiding the pain, little shitbird - and she doesn't technically need a hospital bed anymore, but I'm keeping her here for observation. Make sure her bandages are changed regularly, so she doesn't get an infection or anything.”

You lean back in the guest chair, enjoying its abundant comfyness. “How long will she be in ordinary, you think?”

His expression takes a set like concrete. “Four to five weeks, I should think. They heal fast, but she needs a *lot* of structural reinforcement.”

You give him a long, searching stare, just long enough to convey that you think he's lying to your face, then nod slowly. “You're the expert,” you state, and leave it at that. “Now, uh-” you tap your head. “How long am *I* in ordinary?”

Wainwright shrugs helplessly. “I was a medic, Admiral. This brain surgery shit is beyond me. Why don't we see your doctor?”

“Lead on.”

>>40954455
Not likely, many of them might be, but some might have refused the call or did the spiritual equivalent or rolling over and going back to bed.

And even the Abyssals could have some problems of their own.

>Abyssal Spanish and American veterans from the Spanish American War era are constantly trying to one up one another in kills because some grudges never die.

>>40954578
Sheltered, virginal battleship.

>>40954598
I'm more asking in general. But yeah.

>>40954578
she never leaves port

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>>40954510

>A Russian, a Japanese, and an American all head out for a night on the town

This sounds like the setup for a dad joke or a raunchy grandpa story.

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Wainwright leads you at a considerately slow gait to the office of your surgeon, who sits you down and calls you a raving fucking moron for not seeking immediate medical attention when you first started to suffer headaches. You think about your little constellation of orbiting headache-inducers, starting with Hate and ending with Hate, for he is the alpha and omega of Pains In Your Skull, and snicker. This does not endear the doctor to you. He explains that the surgery was thankfully simple and quick, as such things go, but until the little capillaries in your brain heal up you need to take it easy, cut down on the caffeine and above all, keep your blood pressure down.

This last bit inspires a giggle that starts a landslide. Wainwright helps you limp out of the room as you wail with laughter, pursued by the Dark Terrible Stare of the Physician Scorned. He helps you as far as the guest lobby before pausing.

“I ought to get back up there,” he says apologetically, clearly not wanting to leave Naka unguarded for too long. “Think you'll be okay?”

“I'll bully a Sergeant into giving me a ride,” you tell him.

“Call someone,” he says. “The doc wasn't kidding when he said you need an escort; you might not be steady on your feet for a day or two. And if you keel over a-”

“I'll press my fucking life-alert button so the nice big lads in the white coats will come and fix my fucking hip,” you say, shoving him good-naturedly. “Get the fuck out of here, Marine.”

>>40954628
>Mikasa and Aurora get in a drunken brawl with eachother
>Olympia punches a random Spaniard in the face

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Wainwright snorts, and gets. You hobble into the lobby to find none other than Corporal Hate asleep in one of those awful little guest chairs, head lolling against the wall behind him, fast asleep. He's wearing only an OD green tank top, his uniform shirt covering Hornet, who's lying with her body across four chairs, head pillowed on Hate's lap.

You turn and look out the glass doors of the base hospital to see thirty-odd corgis sitting and staring at Hate woefully, their sad, soulful eyes begging for breakfast. Once you open that door the horde will be unleashed, and your quiet escape spoiled. Best to take the bull by the horns.

>Wake up Hate and have him accompany you - you've got a battle to plan, and what you need more than anything is a man who can keep the shipgirls off you - or Goto - long enough to accomplish that. Send Hornet upstairs to nudge poor Arizona awake and help corral Naka for Wainwright.

>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

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and while people vote time to catch up on

>100+ posts

the fuck

>>40954658
>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954658
>>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40954658
>He's wearing only an OD green tank top, his uniform shirt covering Hornet, who's lying with her body across four chairs, head pillowed on Hate's lap.

how tall is Hornet?

>>40954658
>Wake up Hate and have him accompany you - you've got a battle to plan, and what you need more than anything is a man who can keep the shipgirls off you - or Goto - long enough to accomplish that. Send Hornet upstairs to nudge poor Arizona awake and help corral Naka for Wainwright.

>>40954658
>other
Make good our escape the hospital with Hotel

>>40954658
>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

One vote before bed. M-maybe just one more...

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.
Let sleeping devil-dogs lie.

>>40954658
>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

Hate Yamato shenanigans seem good.

>>40954658
>>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

More Shoukaku

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

That whole section made me laugh so hard.

>>40954658
>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. Inform Hate of the mess left in our room.

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

YES, HATE TIME WITH YAMATO

THE CONVERSION BEGIIIIIINS

>>40954658
>>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40954658
>>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

Make it up to her.
We're kinda looking like an asshole right now

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.
I want to get something done, and Shoukaku can help us get things done with a minimum of stress.

>>40954658
>[x] Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

Leave Hate to his corgis, he deserves them.

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954658
>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954658
>>Wake up Hate and have him accompany you - you've got a battle to plan, and what you need more than anything is a man who can keep the shipgirls off you - or Goto - long enough to accomplish that. Send Hornet upstairs to nudge poor Arizona awake and help corral Naka for Wainwright.

>>40954658
>>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.
Let the Naka/Arizona cuddling continue

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.
>>40954671
A normal thread for you and your big ass posts fap angel.

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

We should still say something to Shoukaku at some point, after she walked in on us in the hospital room.

>>40954658
>>Wake up Hate and have him accompany you - you've got a battle to plan, and what you need more than anything is a man who can keep the shipgirls off you - or Goto - long enough to accomplish that. Send Hornet upstairs to nudge poor Arizona awake and help corral Naka for Wainwright.

>>40954658
>>Wake up Hate and have him accompany you - you've got a battle to plan, and what you need more than anything is a man who can keep the shipgirls off you - or Goto - long enough to accomplish that. Send Hornet upstairs to nudge poor Arizona awake and help corral Naka for Wainwright.

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954671
ALMOST 200 NIGGA GET CRACKIN. ALSO NAGATO WHEN

>>40954658
>file name
Yukikaze soon?

>>40954741
Then maybe we ought to page her instead of dodging her again, shouldn't we?

By the way... Are we getting samefagging in the votes?

>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.
whynotboth

I bet Hate's bathroom extraction involves the corgis.

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>>40954756
NAGATO SANK WHILE BRAVELY DEFENDING NIPPON FROM MARTIAN TENTACLE RAPE MONSTERS

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>>40954658
>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954760
Keep that damn luck vampire AWAY from Yokosuka, please.

>>40954768
I wouldn't doubt it on BOTH sides.

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954658
>Wake up Hate and have him accompany you - you've got a battle to plan, and what you need more than anything is a man who can keep the shipgirls off you - or Goto - long enough to accomplish that. Send Hornet upstairs to nudge poor Arizona awake and help corral Naka for Wainwright.

>>40954760

I would imagine that Parker is about to make his formal appearance into the main storyline, judging from the filename.

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954768
Watching the post count versus the vote count, just a bit.

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>>40954776

>>40954658
>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954658
>>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40954658.
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

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>>40954768
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

The namefag makes a good point

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40954531
best girl

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out

>tfw no one wants to escape the hospital with Hotel

Why live.

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

Unless I miss my count, we're at 14 for Hornet, 17 for Shoukaku and somewhere between 3 to 5 for Hate.

>>40954658
>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954776
This

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

WAIFU
A
I
F
U

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>>40954815
Shokaku is underdeveloped

nothing can compare to BIG E

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40954815
>>40954768
Maybe do both then?

I'm not sure how much Shoukaku fits into the carrier task force we are planning, which is why I voted the way I did.

>>40954658

>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954833
>Why live.
if you want to coax her out of the bathroom, you can try it. the rest of us aren't suicidal.

Also, she probably won't do anything for us ever again.

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

I wish it was me, but Shoukaku should do.

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

were going to leave the building in time for that fucking hospital room to explode

>>40954658
>Wake up Hate and have him accompany you - you've got a battle to plan, and what you need more than anything is a man who can keep the shipgirls off you - or Goto - long enough to accomplish that. Send Hornet upstairs to nudge poor Arizona awake and help corral Naka for Wainwright.

>>40954875
>ever again
Bribe her with donuts.

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>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.
"Paging nurse Shoukaku"

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.
>>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

We should check in with Shoukaku, but Hornet deserves an apology as well. Besides, I think Shoukaku's the carrier most likely to get along with Hornet and help her integrate better with the other Jap carriers.

>>40954806
>ship right behind Yamato
Yahagi is such a cutie.

>>40954854
Big E was scrapped though so if she comes back, she is more likely to be an abyssal.

we honestly should get Hornet AND Shokaku

we need our carriers to work together

>>40954888
It would explode if it was Mutsu up there.

>>40954658
>>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

Been waiting for this all week

>>40954658
>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40954858
Shoukaku is a carrier, so.... Yeah?

Up to 22 (or 23, have to recount) for Hornet, 23 for Shoukaku and 6 for Hate.

If I dared to remove the samefags... I have honestly no idea.

>>40954924
Explain further.

>Wake up Hate and have him accompany you - you've got a battle to plan, and what you need more than anything is a man who can keep the shipgirls off you - or Goto - long enough to accomplish that. Send Hornet upstairs to nudge poor Arizona awake and help corral Naka for Wainwright.

Okay, now we're at 23 Hornet, 25 Shoukaku and 6 Hate.

Why yes, I am taking the role of counting the votes today.

>>40954915
9/10ths of the pacific fleet was scrapped or sank at crossroads/gunnery training

if we're going that route, then we have already lost

>>40954939

Began. The waifu wars have.

>>40954658
>>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954658
>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954977
If Mutsu were in the hospital room, it would explode.

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Calling it for Shoukaku with a side of Waking Up Hornet To Apologize due to a strong vote showing.

WRITAN

also look what Halley made me!

>>40954977
One of the Jap battleship Mutsu (sister ship to the Nagato)'s turrets exploded, purportedly due to a gunner getting a dear John and deciding to suicide himself and his entire crew.

>>40954987

>Wake Hornet up and have her accompany you - you owe her an apology for blowing up on her yesterday, and she's going to be part of the carrier task force anyways. Inform Hate that there's a barricaded gunwoman in an upstairs bathroom that requires dynamic Marine techniques to coax out.

>>40954998
Ain't that the truth. Still less horrible than the first War against the Hiigarans.

Recounting...

>>40955014
And I don't actually need to.

Last count 25 Hornet at the last second, 25 Shoukaku way before and about 7 or 8 Hate votes.

>>40955014
Hhhnnnggghhh~

>>40955001
What does Mutsu have to do involving exploding hospital rooms?

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>>40954977
>Explain further.

>>40955014
Dawww...

>>40955014
>>40954858
>>40954907
>>40954916

Sensibility is victorious for once!

>>40955042
The same thing that Taiho has to do with fart jokes.

>>40955042
IIRC Mutsu sank because her ammo storage exploded, breaking her in half.

>>40955042
Mutsu explodes

>>40955042
see
>>40955018
>She returned to Japan in early 1943. That June, one of her aft magazines detonated while she was at anchor, sinking the ship with the loss of 1,121 crew and visitors. The IJN conducted a perfunctory investigation into the cause of her loss and concluded that it was the work of a disgruntled crewmember. The navy dispersed the survivors in an attempt to conceal the sinking in the interest of morale in Japan.

>>40955068
>Sensibility is victorious for once!

Truly a sad day for /tg/

The Great Harbour Ship stands by for further votes.

Waiting warmly for the update.

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Washington when

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>>40954915
>Scrapped
>Abyssal
pic related

>>40955068
>>40955122
We should mark this down for this has been a rare day.

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ahhh...

>>40955168
It has been recorded in my archives, I assure you.

The rare day sensibility overcame madness.

Damn, just missed the voting window.

I was going to suggest that whatever we do, we take a picture of Hate being a pillow for Hornet before waking them up. More Hate blackmail is always good.

>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40955213
Why did I not think of that? Seconded!

>>40955131
That fight should totally be the other way around.

>>40955199
Must have been a mistake.

>>40955213
Damn, that's a good idea. Should've brought that up earlier.

>>40955213
Iowa would murder Hornet for attempting to steal her crew, then Hate for allowing himself to be stolen.

Do it.

>>40955213
brilliant

>>40955237
>That fight should totally be the other way around.
Wash is in the background with her drink

>>40955213

DO IT.

>>40955237
That's South Dakota fighting Kirishima.

>>40954658
>The wake up Hornet option

>>40955239
Oh, yes. It's right there, next to the day Kunn-Laan Fleet Command yelled at our lesser selves to stop being scared children and fight.

An auspicious day.

>>40955237
Wash is the one just watching

>>40954776
Bullshit. Tan Yang's in China being a fuzzy ball of adorable. Along with a barking Shih Tzu, a cat and their shipgorl minder because 16DesDiv is ANIMALS

>>40955243
Huh, I lost the bet. It actually took more than 50 posts before IowaXHateOTP came up.

>>40955186

I WANT THIS

>>40954239
Pics like this help me realize just how gigantic battleships were. In the water, a lot of their bulk is, well, under water.

Also, going to San Diego later this month: is there anything other than the Maritime Museum and the USS Midway exhibit I should be looking to go see?

>>40955249
>>40955270
Now it makes sense.

>>40954239

PFFFFF

>>40955380
Taffy 3 Memorial.

>>40955379
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/9415 closest we can get for now, sadly. I think there's a PDF of it floating around somewhere

>>40955243
I doubt that, Iowa seems secure enough not to flip out over that, that and I doubt anyone would take the rumor of Hate and her being a couple seriously.

>>40955411
It's right next door to the Midway. Go here: http://www.sandiegoairandspace.org/

>>40955428

Everyone who doesn't know about iowa.

And hornet's panicked denial will just fuel rumours.

>>40955428
True, but...

>>40955465
On the other hand, there's this.

>>40955120
Dude, this sounds exactly like the third turret explosion on the Iowa. The US Navy also tried to cover up its shitty hazardous material handling by blaming some poor petty officer schmuck.

>>40955400
planefag always approves my ideas, even if he doesn't know its always me

>>40955380

Sea World, if you wanna see orcas and other maritime animals--or hell, the zoo down there, too.

If the airshows were in town, I would've suggested heading up to Miramar--last year I think they had the Blue Angels performing.

>>40955536
>>40955120
Planefag, Iowa and Mutsu commiserating over turret explosions when?

>>40955411
Thanks a lot. My internship there will be basically my first time living outside the Midwest, so I'll be abusing the opportunity to see the sights.

>>40955536
I was thinking that too... but Imperial Japan's even more likely to cover its arse than the US Navy.

>>40955569
Add the USS Mississippi and you've got a deal.

>>40955014
That's Arizona right?

>>40955400
Don't forget the champagne soaking the flag and dripping down her everything.

>>40955660
yes

>>40955014
Those blank eyes.

>>40955676
Is Arizona our official thread mascot now?

>>40955708
Nah. The thread mascot is, and will always be, Willie D.

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>>40955708
Arizona is our go to source for unintentional lewdness and dawww moments

>>40955727
Nothing, I believe, forbids multiple thread mascots.

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>>40954288
>>40955670

>>40955742
>Arizona with a harmonica

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS BEFORE

>>40955708
>>40955727
Wouldn't the mascot be that uh..."mysterious" shipgirl in the OP image that planefag always posts?

>>40955742
I believe you mean "aww moments, and awww moments alone."

Arizona is not for lewds, to take the vernacular.

>>40955764
Do you think Arizona talks with a country accent?

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Found more Arizona stuff.

slightly lewd

What would the effect be of bribing Kongo with donuts to watch/babysit Sammy for a day?

>>40955805
Shenanigans

>>40955801
>Arizone talking
This feels weird.

>>40955805
Collateral damage

>>40955801
saved

>>40955778
I think that might be Iowa.

>>40955797
Arizona is near Texas anon, not Kentucky

she would have a southern drawl for sure

>>40955838
Yes anon, that was the joke.

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>>40955778
its Iowa

>>40955849
You've lost me.

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>>40955871

>>40955801
>Ari

Calling her that from now on.

>Page Shoukaku, see if she's still in the hospital. She doesn't seem to be a bundle of Repressed Issues or Smoldering Wrath and Arizona's earned the right to sleep in today.

>>40955889
You are late. Later than late.

>>40955889
Sasuga TF34, right on time as usual.

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Narwhal when

Harder needs a submarine fuckbuddy

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>>40955889
You've done this on purpose, haven't you?

>>40955918
What the hell is she holding? a SAA in 20mm?

>>40955887
No, you have to call her Zona.

>>40955918
Good choice, Narwhal would be pretty horny

>>40955933
a 6 in deck gun