>>40932099
Welcome to Re:Harpy Quest!

I'm your host BurningSigil.
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Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Re%3A+Harpy

Dice System is 1d100, Best of 3 rolls, Roll over the DC.
There are sometimes multiple DCs to a single roll ranging from Critical Fail-Major Fail-Failure-Success-Major Success-Critical Success.

There will be 10-15 minutes for voting and updates will take place on average of 20-40 minutes after I call the vote.

After all sessions I will stick around for Q&A. Feel free to ask me silly questions, tell jokes, and hang out with your QM.

Arise My Masters!

>>40932099
>>Initiate sequence: Family Hug.

>>40932099
>Initiate sequence: Family Hug.

>>40932099
>Initiate sequence: Family Hug.
They've had their moment now.

>>40932099
>Stand back, let mom and big sis have their moment.

>>40932099
>Initiate sequence: Family Hug.

>>40932099
>>Initiate sequence: Family Hug.

>>40932099
>>Initiate sequence: Family Hug.

>>40932099
>>>Initiate sequence: Magical Realm.

Its time... Let the lewds begin.

>>40932099
[x] Family hug

BUT

[x] Let Ciel be the star of the moment.

AYY WHAT

I thought you weren't running until later in the week.

>>40932352
No. Bad Anon. This is hug time, not lewd time.

>>40932099
Calling for Family Hug. Writing.

>>40932352
No bad anon. You stop that.

>>40932414
That was the original plan. Things opened up so I figured I'd give you guys a session tonight.

>>40932439
noice

>>40932439
Good DM is good.

>>40932439
Thank you!

>>40932099

You watch on as your mother holds your sister Ciel, but you want to congratulate her too, well actually you just want to join in on the hug. You step your way towards the opening of the nest where your mother and sister are holding one another, talons brushing through the straws and sticks on the floor, and come up behind your older sis. You spread your grey and black feathered wings, and embrace the older harpies, burying your face into the brown feathers of your sister’s wing. The feathers brush softly against your face as you cling to your sister, they are smooth and soft to the touch, and you stay there for a moment before you feel more feathers brushing up against your back. You remove your face from the comfort of Ciel’s wing and turn slightly to see that your twin has wandered over as well and is holding you and your older sis in an embrace as well. Then just as you are about to find a new level of soft, feathery comfort the whole Harpy family finds themselves held by the strong arms of your father who has come over to join the group hug. It is moments like these that make life worth living, you think as you snuggle your face into your older sister’s feathers again. Glancing up you can see Ciel looking down at you. ‘Thank you’ you see her mouth as she closes her eyes and returns to the comfort of the familial embrace.

All of you stay like this for a moment before Mom finally breaks it up, it seems she wants to go and check on how your youngest family member is as she heads back towards the nursery portion of the nest, your father kisses your older sister on the forehead before heading towards the ‘living room’, as you’ve taken to calling the central portion of the nest. Leaving you alone again with your twin and older sister.

>Talk to Ciel (About what?)
>Go see Mom and Eggy
>Go talk to Dad (About what?)
>Talk to Ciel (About what?)
>Talk to Twin (About what?)
>Write in

>>40932439
>Things opened up so I figured I'd give you guys a session tonight.
>the first thing he does with unexpected free time is write a story for a bunch of nameless neckbeards on the internet
Dude, you have issues. Don't get them fixed, I like the results.

>>40933219
>>Go see Mom and Eggy

>>40933219

>Go see Mom and Eggy

>>40933219
>Go see Mom and Eggy
See how our littlest sister is doing.

>>40933238
Well it was either this, playing videogame, or running an impromptu traditional game session with another bunch of named neckbeards.

>>40933219
>>Go see Mom and Eggy

>>40933272
>not doing all three at the same time
you're already doing all three at the same time, aren't you

>>40933219
>>Go see Mom and Eggy

>>40933219
>Go see Mom and Eggy

>>40933219
>>Talk to Ciel (About what?)

Ask her about flying!

>>40933272
Like I said, you have issues.
Like I said, don't fix them.

>>40933219
>Go see Mom and Eggy

>>40933219
Calling for checking on Mom and Eggy. Writing.

>>40933288
Nah. I'm not that insane.

>>40933219
You look over to your sisters, your twin is standing over near Ciel and the two of them seem to be talking about something or other. You think you will leave them to it, you kinda want to check on your youngest sibling. You make your way away from the entrance way to the nest, and head towards the nursery.

You poke your head into the nursery, the bedding of down feathers and straw covering the majority of the floor. The feathers must have been replaced since yesterday as they lack the blood covering that was on the one from when you so courageously defeated the intruding snake. Looking around, you notice your mother snuggled up in the center of the room, her wings draped at her sides as she sits in an almost squatting position on her legs. She seems to be humming something softly with her eyes closed, the egg is nowhere in sight, but if things are consistent with birds you can guess where it is.

“Oh, hello there little one. Did you come to see the youngest?” Your mother asks you opening her eyes slowly and finishing her humming.

“M’hmm.” You say nodding as you make your way across the nursery to your mother, talons kicking up some of the bedding as you do so, ruffling your leg feathers.

“Well then take a look.” She says shifting her sitting position slightly and raising her left wing, feathers raising away like a white curtain, to reveal the pristine white shell of your youngest sibling. You look the egg over, it still doesn’t have any cracks on it despite you having hatched three days prior and your older sister around two before that.

>Check the egg for a pulse
>Ask Mom a question (What?)
>Write in

>>40934116
>Check the egg for a pulse
>Ask Mom a question
Ask when Eggy is gonna hatch.

>>40934116
>Check the egg for a pulse
>Ask Mom a question"So what's my name?"

>>40934116
>>Check the egg for a pulse

>>40934116

Hug the egg and ask Mom why Eggy is still an Eggy.

Am I strange for visualizing mom as a fat chocobo?

>>40934116
>>Check the egg for a pulse
>>Ask Mom a question (Do you remember your last life too?)

>>40934211
Yes, Very

>>40934116
>>Check the egg for a pulse
EGGY

>>40934211
our mother is gorgeous anon

>>40934280
>>40934232
Just can't visualize a large hawk nesting on top of an egg.

>>40934303
A fat chocobo is not a fucking hawk you retard

>>40934116
>Check the egg for a pulse
Ask it when it's coming out?

>>40934116
Calling for Checking on Eggy and asking Mom when Eggy is going to hatch. Writing

>>40934303
Well Mom technically isn't a hawk/eagle, she is a "legendary" creature harpy. She just happens to lay eggs that produce eagle harpies.

>>40934500
Only legendary bird I know of off the top of my head is the Roc. Anyone else know of some others?

>>40934775
Already asked roc, Wasn't that, Would be a fuckton easier- Why don't we just fucking ask our mom what she is?

>>40934799
Would be easier. Would also be admitting defeat.

I guess Tengu would also fit the bill.

>>40934832
Already tried that aswell

>>40934846
Figures. My habit of skimming the archives catching up to me.

I'll head back to lurking for now, I suppose.

>>40934116
You edge closer to the pearly white prison that encases your youngest sibling, it has been a long time since you last checked on your youngest sibling, at least a whole day. You glance up at your mother as she watches you look closely at the egg.

“Can I hugs eggy?” you ask her.

She nods her head, “Go ahead, just be careful.” She says in a soft tone.

You lean into the egg clutching it close with your wings and press your ear against it. The shell is smooth to the touch and you can hear the faint sound *thump thump* of a heart beat. Suddenly, you feel the egg shift slightly in your grip. Your younger sibling is still alive in there, so why is it taking so long?

“Mama, when is eggy gonna hatch? I want my lil’ sibwing.” You question looking up at your mother.

“Ohoho, tired of being my littlest harpy?” Your mother chuckles as she scoops you with her wings, lifting you away from eggy, and holding you gently. “Don’t worry, it shouldn’t be long. They should hatch very soon.” She says nuzzling your cheek.

“Ya, buh when!?” you bemoan squirming slightly in your mother’s grasp as she tickles your stomach with her feathers.

Your mother pauses for a moment. “Hmm, sometime today or tomorrow most likely. Late eggs tend to be that way,” She says glancing over eggy. “Unlike, you my chickadee.” She says kissing you on the forehead and placing you back down on the bedding.
“Now let me warm it or they may never hatch.” She tuts shifting the egg back under her wings.

Just then you hear your father call out from another part of the nest.
“Honey, would ya mind if I took tha girls out for a walk to town? There’s a coupla things I wanna get and I figured it would be good father daughter bonding time.”

You hear your mother let out a sigh as she rolls her eyes and shifts her sitting position.

>Beg mom to let you and your sisters go with Dad
>You don’t want to leave the nest, eggy might hatch today.
>Write in

>>40935158
>You don’t want to leave the nest, eggy might hatch today.

>>40935158
>Beg mom to let you and your sisters go with Dad

>>40935158
>>Beg mom to let you and your sisters go with Dad
We've already ran away twice for ADVENTURE!. Staying would be borderline out of character at this point.

>>40935158
>Beg mom to let you and your sisters go with Dad

>>40935158
>>Beg mom to let you and your sisters go with Dad

>>40935158
>Beg mom to let you and your sisters go with Dad
If we are with dad, then he will look after us so you can look after eggy. Genius plan is Genius.

>>40935158
>Beg mom to let you and your sisters go with Dad
We can ride dad to pretend like were flying. A twin on each arm

>>40935158
>Beg mom to let you and your sisters go with Dad
Instead of beg, just give her the adorable bird eyes

>>40935158
>Beg mom to let you and your sisters go with Dad
YES

>>40935158
>You don’t want to leave the nest, eggy might hatch today.
They might imprint on us instead of mom!

>>40935294
Thats not a valid reason to stay anon.

>>40935158
>Beg mom to let you and your sisters go with Dad
New things!

Twins ride on his left and right shoulders? Sister flies along nearby?

A monster attacks and dad is mauled saving us? Oh wait.. wrong QM.

>>40935158
Looks pretty unanimous to beg Mom for adventure!
Writing.

>>40935454
Yep. One on each shoulder, big sis circling overhead. You haven't left the nest yet, you don't know me!

>>40935498
Well let's hope you aren't an asshole of a QM then yeah?

>>40935532
I wouldn't consider it an ass hole move. Who would be foolish enough to bring toddlers on a walk through the woods where feral monsters reside?

>>40935551
Were certified snake killers. Dad can throw us like darts to deal critical damage to monsters.

>>40935551
<Oh hey you're leaving then est for the firs time huh? LET ME THROW THIS GIANT MONSTER AT YOU AND THAT MAULS AND KILLS YOUR DAD HAHAHAHAH
Oh yeah totally not an asshole move right!

>>40936012

He meant that Dad wouldn't be stupid enough to bring us if there were evilbad monsters around.

>>40936056
NPC quest father is already a better person than my real dad.

>>40936012
At least we won't come back and mom goes all crazy cult on us.

>>40936107
/tg/ dads are always great dads we wish we had.

Especially Greatest Dad Quest.

>>40936056
You obviously don't know Steven then.
>>40936012
>Doubting Dad
>>40936107
Remember anon, fantasy world...

Still writing.

>>40936155
Well obviously. I mean We've met him.

ADVENTURE

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There is a startling lack of harpies in this thread.

>>40935158
You look up at your mother with an excited gasp. Outside the nest?, to the town?, with your dad and sisters? This is too good to be true. You gotta go, new experiences await and you will not be denied! Your mother has a somewhat displeased expression on her face she goes to say something but you interrupt.
“Pwease mama, can we go with Papa? Can we, can we, can we?” you say jumping up and down in front of her flapping your wings excitedly as you kick up the straw and feathers around you. You look up to your mother with the eyes of a child begging to go on the most thrilling ride at the amusement park.
She lets out a sigh and her expression gets softer, “Fine,” she says with a kind yet defeated tone “You can go, but stay with your father at all times.”

“Yes!” yell hopping into the air one last time before hugging your mother quickly and running out of the nursery to go get your sisters and Dad.

You run out of the nursery and into the main living area of the nest, Dad is kneeling there tying up a boot lace with your twin and Ciel standing nearby. Your father has some weird leather shoulder pads on top of his normal jerkin, they have these thick loops that stick out. He looks up from what he is doing and over at you as you rush over.

>>40936686
“Mom, said we can go. Buh she said we had to stay with you.” You say excitedly.

“Excellent,” your father says with a grin and motions for you and your twin to approach him, waving you over with his hands.
You approach and he grabs your sides, pinning your wings to your body, and lifts you up and over to his right shoulder.
“Ok, grab the loop with your talons.” He explains.

You comply clenching your talons down around the leather, your claws wrapping neatly and comfortably around the thick loop. You could stand or sit rather comfortably here if you don’t rock back and forth too much.

He then picks your twin up and places here on his left shoulder.
“Ok, now you.” He tells her as she takes her position. She looks over to you for a moment with a worried expression and a half flap of her wings, but your reassuring grin quiets her troubles.

With the both of you sitting on his leather spaulders he looks over to your sister Ciel. “Now make sure you follow closely, and if you lose track of me fly up to the canopy and head back to the house. Also, if anything should happen, head back and get mom. She’ll know what to do.”
Your older sister nods in acknowledgement and flaps her wings once. “Oahkay, Dad.” She says as the four of you make your way to the nest edge.

You look around, this nest you call your home, you have left it twice before, but never the tree. What fantastic adventures await you if even for the day? You think as your father makes his way across the stick and straw flooring to the edge of the nest. He turns around and you look once more at the nest the walls and floors, the different rooms walled off by branches and wood walls, and you wonder how it all seems so big as your father begins making his descent down the ladder. Your older sister circles the tree, gliding downwards towards the forest floor far below but keeping pace with your father’s descent.

>>40936712
>That's all for tonight.

>>40936712

After a while your father’s boots hit the forest floor, your older sister landing next to him. He looks between the three of his darling daughters with a bright smile.
“And we’re off.” He states hiking up his pack and trudging his way down the narrow wooded path towards town. The canopy casting shadows on the path as the wind rustles the leaves so far above you all.

Roll me 1d100 LINKED HERE

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>40936761

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>40936761

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>40936761

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>40936761

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>40936761
inb4 1

>>40936770
This is good right.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>40936770
>>40936773
>>40936778
Looks like the 80 has it.

>>40936746
Shame on you anon. I know I am bad at making these short as of recent but have some faith that I am trying to give good quality.

>>40936824
I do hope were subconsciously flapping on his shoulders.

>>40936848
>driving him nuts by constantly smacking him on the head with a wing

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>>40936644
Yes there is anon. Quick, post Harpies while I write. It'll keep my spirits flying.

>>40936872
>Not enjoying the light rustle of the softest feathers
Lasagna is a salad

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I wonder if the nearby town uses harpy mail carriers.

>>40936712
>Also, if anything should happen, head back and get mom. She’ll know what to do

That is not good. Not a good sign at all.

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>>40936761
The walk through the woods takes quite some time and gives you time to look around. The trees extend so far into the canopy above that Ciel is actually capable of flying not too far above dad between the trunks of the trees. Each trunk has to be as large as a car is long if not bigger, and as you look around you notice that there are few bushes but a decent number of large boulders. The only small trees you see are “saplings” of these great Redwoods each stretching to the height of a full grown oak that grow up where the light breaks through the canopy enough. You can hear insects and birds chirping somewhere in the distance, and the soft movement of wind as it rustles through the trees above is calming.

For a short while at least, your attention span, no doubt degraded from all those years of instant gratification videogames doesn’t last very long and you begin idly bobbing up and down on your perch flexing your wings and flapping them every so often to keep yourself occupied. It isn’t long after that you begin asking the dreaded question that all parents on a trip fear to hear.

“Awh we there yet?” You ask your father for the first of many times.

“Not yet sweetie. The town is still some distance away. You’ll be able to see it once we exit the forest.” He explains calmly.

You calm yourself, yeah he’s right, and it should be too long. After all, you can manage to keep yourself preoccupied enough to not pester your father with that question. Just look around you, there is a whole world of possibilities out there to explore. Like you could play eye spy or something. Let’s see, rock, tree, tree, tree, smaller tree, another rock, strange chicken-lizard thing, tree, bush. Wait, what!?

You look back and notice that there is some kind of strange lizard with feathers rooting its way through some nearby rocks. It almost seems to be eating them? Weird.

>Call Dad’s attention to it
>Ignore it, it’s just a woodland creature
>Write in

>>40937345
>Call Dad’s attention to it
What is it? Can we pet it? Can we eat it?

>>40937345
>Call Dad’s attention to it

>>40937345
>>Call Dad’s attention to it
FLAP DRAG HIM TO IT

>>40937345
Daddy why da lizawd eating rawks?

>>40937345
>Call Dad’s attention to it
We're a clever girl.

>>40937373
I am for this.

And this: >>40937377

>>40937345
>Call Dad’s attention to it

>>40937377

Also backing this.

Wait...what kind of Cockatrice is this- the 'kill with a look' kind, or the 'stone over time' kind? Either way, probably less than good.

>>40937490
Either is a bullshit 10 levels over you kind of encounter

>>40937490
Stone over time or stoned over time?

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>>40937490
Mom is gonna be pretty mad about dad getting rock hard over another bird.

>>40937345
Looks like we are Calling Dad's attention to it and asking about it eating rocks. Writing.

>>40937490
That'd be telling Anon.

>>40937601
Caaaaaarlos!

>>40937655
So why the fuck are you trying to kill us or dad with this kinda bullshit encounter?

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>>40937678

>>40937678
It's a "run away" encounter.
And we always knew the "SoL only" thing wouldn't last forever

>>40937678
Calm down, man. Go drink some juice.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>40937655
Forgot to roll some dice.

>>40937733
HAPPENING NAT 50

>>40937723
>First time leaving the nest
>Oh i know i'll throw a save or die monster at them!

>>40937762
Trust dad to know his business, Trust Sigil to know HIS business. Stop bitching, grab a snickers and chill.

>>40937733
Those double dubs tho

Our dad is an adventurer that has successfully shagged a legendary bird harpy that lives on her own, which seems to be strange or inadvisable for harpies normally.

I think we'll be fine

>>40937782
You are not yourself when you are hungry. Get a snicker bar.

>>40937762
Dude you are making wild assumptions based of the name of the picture he used.

>>40937782
>>40937801

Mmmm. Snickers.

>>40937803
Hey guys! If we kill the cockatrice we can use its corpse as a "Rubber Chicken" to whack our enemies with. The cool people here will know what I mean.

>>40937836

...I REALLY want to say that's a Freakazoid reference, but it probably isn't.

>>40937836
That sounds stupid

>>40937859
It is not.

>>40937865
So long as we don't fall down the stairs or into a pit we should be fine!

>>40937887
Now I'm thinking Nethack.

>>40937905
Now you're thinking correctly.

>>40937836
Hey genius, how are we going to find gloves that fit a harpy?

>>40937917
Very Carefully.

>>40937345
“Hey dad,” you say flapping your wing against the back of his head. “Dad, Dad.”
He turns to you and receives some feathers to the face for his quick thinking.

“Pfft,” he says spitting slightly from the assault. “Ach, whot is it sweetie?” He asks you.

“Why is da lizawd eating rocs?” you ask pointing in the direction of the chicken-lizard in the distance.

“Lizard?” Your father questions turning to look in the direction of the beast.

The creature is still preoccupied with its rock feast as it gorges on the stones.
“Ah, cockatrice. Nasty monster, one of the few things your mom refuses to hunt. Hates the taste.” He explains calmly.

Your mind brings up facts for you from your videogame experiences, cockatrices were monsters that could turn things to stone with a glance or some kind of fog breath attack depending on the game. Those things are OP as fuck! Why isn’t dad worried!? Your feathers flare up as you flap at your father to move.

“Hmm..? Calm down, sweetie, calm down. The thing has its meal and it doesn’t look like its spotted us. Good thing too, nasties always chase down whatever they look at for miles, and their bite can turn most creatures to solid stone. Of course you’d have to be foolish enough to get hit on bare skin, and even then some of the herbs in this very forest act as an antidote to petrification. Good thing you brought it to my attention though. Wouldn’t want to be stalked by one of them.” Your father explains as the four of you leave the creature to its meal continuing down the path towards town.

Roll me another 1d100 LINKED HERE.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>40937987

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>40937987
Our home is like a mid level dungeon.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>40937987
Can you feel it?

>>40938020
dear god

>>40938020
Whelp I am done rolling forever.

>>40938024
Can you feel the love tonight?

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>>40938020
Kill yourself

>>40938020
YASD?
YASD.

>>40938039
Can you feel it in the air tonight?

Oh Lord.

>>40938020
I really hope sis rolls well on her spot check.

Or we just became the monster hunter in revenge of daddy.

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>>40938020
So, Re:Re:Harpy now?
Are we getting reincarnated as eggy?

>>40938067
Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life.

>>40938082
Would be bullshit if he kills someone off because of one roll

Rolled 24, 79, 47, 30 = 180 (4d100)

>>40938020
DO'HOHOHOHOHO
Well an 80 got you guys a stupid lizard time for me to pull out the big boy. And you didn't spot him. Rolling some dice.

>>40938129
It is good, the monster is terrible at hitting except the 2nd one.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>40938129
And Writing.

>>40938102
Well I remember, I remember don't worry

>>40938153
Where is the scared.jpg when I need it.

>>40938129
>LOL YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN EVO ONCE OR HAVE ANY FIGHTING EXPERIENCE LET ME THROW THIS BOSSMONSTER AT YOU LOL!

>>40938182
It is Ok anon. We can survive this. I believe in the DM.

Just sacrifice to the God of everything, including dices.

>>40938182
What did I tell you anon? Shut up, Grab a Snickers and quit bitching..

>>40938182
Were you hurt in the past by a GM? It's okay, show us on the doll where they TPK'd you.

>>40938216
Right in the ass, Several times. Yes i even got the rocks fall everyone dies

>>40938182
Don't worry.

It's not the first time we've met a boss monster. It won't be the last we meet, either.

We're no strangers to this. Just think about all those games we played!
>>40938177

>>40938216
He just forgot that this isn't Kobold quest.

>>40938264
Hey, just because we got our skin burned off does not mean it is a TPK.

>>40938275
Don't worry, skin grows back.

>>40938298
Imagine a bald Harpy.

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>>40938307
I'd rather not.

>>40938336
Disappointed and slightly pitying hawk is cute.

>>40938336
Maybe you shouldn't throw a goddamn boss at us then as soon as we leave the nest

>>40937987
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Do you want your possessions identified?

>>40938336
>Not wanting to be the 'Merica Harpy

>>40938307
>>40938336
You're right. We shouldn't imagine that stuff.

We should find pictures of it instead. Any anons willing to help?

>>40938361
Gaaay

>>40938358
Holy shit that came out terribly. Fucking 4chan ate my spacing.

>>40938358
If only we had possessions.

>>40938353
Maybe you should adjust the levels of salt in your diet.

>>40938336
Maybe you shouldn't have been such a dick and gone all "LOLOLOL I SEND GIANT ASS MONSTER AFTER YOU THAT YOU CAN'T HOPE TO DEFEAT LOLOL!"

>>40938367
Search featherless hawk.

The results are entertaining.

>>40938378
Newfags can't tombstone.

>>40938414
Its not giant ass, its a relatively small lizard, that isn't very threatening other than for the fact that it turns you slowly to stone.

>>40938414
Can you stop shit posting? Please? Either shut the everliving fuck up or leave Vaelys.

Calm your tits everyone. Could just be a Boss Preview.

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>>40938425
Including this one.

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>>40938414

>>40938434
Oh i'm sorry did you not see this>>40938129
It's literally what he did

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Gentlemen, please, calm down already.

>>40938466
Watch it be a friendly neighbourly dragon that comes over to greet the chicks.

>>40938425
Eh, I'm coming up with a lot of bald chickens, turkeys, and not-hawks. I'm disappointed in google right now.

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>>40938466
The QM is trying to scare people and might or might not be serious, who knows, no need to panic over it.

>>40938508
So he's being an asshole either way? Good to know

>>40938508
Imagine what Lotus would do to us if he was the DM. And how fun it is to watch anons squirm.

>>40938528
As said before, So he's being a fucking asshole

>>40938528
You see the lizard flee, before being struck down by a giant red monstrosity, a creature covered in runes that make your eyes bleed and having a body structure that seems to defy reality itself. Your mind begins to shut down, being unable to cope with such a creatures existence in materium itself. It stares at you for one long moment before shouting "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD".

Roll 6d100 for sanity and initiate for everyone in party.

>>40938518
>>40938541
Anon stop being a pussy.

Excuse me, Vaelys, stop being a pussy. You're a horrible backseat qm and a blight on the quests you follow.

>>40938541
No, just a regular one.

I hope he's laughing at all this right now, because the rolls worked out in favor of maximum !!FUN!! so far.

>>40938518
You gonna whine like a little baby back bitch everytime we roll low?

>>40938579
Oh I forgot, DC is 99.

>>40938541
If I wanted to kill Sam again I would, now shut up, sit down, and enjoy the fucking ride or get the fuck out. I don't NEED you in my quest if you don't want to enjoy happy fun times interspersed with world exploration.

There are things out there bigger than you. Its a fact of life. Now stay for the story or leave. Its really no skin off my nose. Just don't fucking shitpost in my threads.

>>40938508
This is also bait.

>>40938518
This is probably bait.

I mean Jesus Christ. "A MONSTER APPEARS!"

OH MAH GOD QM GaME IS TOO AWFUL I WANTED SOL NOT INSTANT DEATH!

>>40938602
Game, set, point.

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>>40938518
>>40938541
This is 4chan. We're all assholes here.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>40938579
Nature 1 here I come!

>>40934500
Is she a snipe?!

>>40938602
Thank you.

I would really hate for you to get a fanbase like Banished quest's.

>>40938648
Oh god. The ever elusive snipes. We hunted for them, once. 20 people, in all.

3 came back. We never even fucking saw them, man.

>>40938681
That sounds bad. I'll ask about it later.

>>40938681
I don't follow it, what's wrong with banished's fanbase?

>>40938681
Man I stopped reading that a while ago, what happened?

>>40938756
>>40938775
>>40938793
Shitposting and samefagging as far as the eye can see. It's best experienced from a distance. Preferably in the archives.

Then again, I might be a little biased.

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>>40938756
>>40938775
>a steady stream of shitposting for hours
>every time there's a major vote there's samefag wars
>sudden dozen new IP's added to the counter for minor votes or final destination

>>40938809
>>40938816
But aside from that, Soma is great and his quest is great.

It's just the fucking playerbase, man. Holy shit.

>>40938835
Yeah, pretty much. Good writer, plenty of detail and world-building thrown in. I just hit Ctrl-F and search his trip.

Hmmmm....
Sig, could you describe mom to us?
I don't actually remember seeing a description.

>>40937987
Your family continues down the forest path towards the town, you yourself looking around vigilantly for any more cockatrices, or bandersnatches, or wollywogs, or whatever strange beasts might inhabit this world. Dad, seems pretty upbeat as he hums a tune similar to the one mom was singing to your egg earlier. Your twin seems to be bobbing back and forth to the tune. There is another rustle of the leaves as the four of you continue down the path, then another, your father stumbles slight causing you and your sister to panic flap.

“Shit, seriously now?” he mumbles under his breath as he makes his way towards a nearby rock outcropping ducking himself, you, and your twin behind it. “Down girls, it’ll pass.”

There is a rumble and the earth itself feels like it is shaking. You hear the panicked chirping of birds as they flutter by and the slam of something into the ground. You glance over to your twin and she has a very frightened expression on her face, Dad is clenching his teeth, and Ciel… you look around for your sister but she isn’t hiding behind the rocks with you.

“Dad, Dad!” you call out to him. But he shushes you as he glances around the rocks looking up for something. “Dad!”

“Not now sweetie be quiet, it will pass.” He reaffirms to you.

“Ciel!” you call out.

“What?” your Dad looks around, and notices that your older sister isn’t with the three of you.
“Shit, did she go back to tha nest already? I hope she didn’t go on ahead or…”

>>40939013
There is a resounding crash as whatever the monstrosity is steps even closer to your hiding spot. Your father closes his mouth, fear on the man’s face. He clamps his hands down over you and your twin’s mouths. A seething hiss of a shush escaping from his lips. Then you hear it.

“MUHWOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR” you hear a monsterous bellow from not far away. It is almost deafening and sounds like a pained cross between a Bull, a Howler Monkey, and an Elephant.

There is a creaking of trees as the ground continues to shake, the creature moving off into the distance. After about twenty painstakingly long minutes you can no longer feel the vibrations and your father finally gets up from his hiding spot.

There is a flutter of wings, “Oah man you should have seen it Daddy, it was Huuuuuuge, and it had these massive teeth, and four big horns, and its fur was all mangled and spikes were…” Your older sister says flying down from the canopy above. Your father’s eyes meet hers and she silences herself. His eyes are filled with fear, anger, yet a smolder of determination lies behind them.

“I know, it is the Forest’s Keeper. The most powerful beast in this area. Probably the last one since your mother took up nest here. We we’re almost unlucky enough to be spotted by it, but luckily it didn’t spot us. If you should ever hear it again I want you to fly away as fast as possible. You understand.” Your father coldly explains.

The four of you nod your heads in agreement.

“Good. Now lets get to town before it comes back around.” He states.

The rest of your walk is in silence as you make the trek towards town. The Behemoth killing any semblance of a good mood your father had. Time passes but eventually your little party makes it to the forest’s edge. The giant trees just opening up into an expanse of farmland with a small town in the near distance.

-----
Calling it here for tonight. Sticking around for Q&A.

>>40939026
>Calling it here for tonight
NOOOOO
I KNEW YOU WOULD

>>40939026
>Probably the last one since your mother took up nest here
Fuck moms a beast

>>40939026
Thanks for running. Does the forest's keeper have a mythical analogue or was it strictly generated up?

Sounds like a evo'd manticore

>>40939026
Man, that's a rip-off. All that time agonizing over a nat 1, and we don't get a TPK. Not even a single arbitrary death in our group. This sucks.

I want the place we're heading to to be in flames next thread with aliens battling devilspawn, or I'm officially giving this quest a 7/10.

>>40939069
Teir 4 evos are no joke man. Look at Lizard Mom. Hell Nialla was a terror as a once evo'd Arachne.

>>40939026
Thank you for running. have a good night.

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>>40939069
Most we're driven off by her. She couldn't really kill them though as they were to strong. This one is just stubborn.

>>40939073
It is a highly evolved monster rivaling Mom. It doesn't have a mythical analogue, but I guess you could call it a Behemoth

>>40939090
Sorry I couldn't be more agonizing. Please check out Kobold quest if that is more your taste. I read it regularly and am good friends with its QM.

>>40939091
Ya god damned right.

>>40939158
You too anon.

>>40939026
Depending on our rolls, could we have entered combat on the way over?

>>40939091
>>40939183
Mom is still weak to children

>>40939183
Teir 4 like mom then? Since tier 5 is basically Crabthulhu or that giant underground spider in the original re quest.

Thought so. Boss Preview.

Thanks for the run. Apologies about the drama.

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>>40939184
Yes, however both the Cockatrice and the Forest's Keeper rolled poorly on their spot checks.

>>40939191
That she is anon. That she is.

>>40939216
Yep, Tier 4. Grandma on the other hand...

>>40939219
Yep, Boss Preview. No problem about the drama. I can handle it.

>>40939255
Interesting. Light thread then because of rolls, all things considered.

Have a good one, Sigil.

>>40939026
>>40939183
>we we're
>most we're
"We're" is short for "we are", and triggers my autism when used in place of "were".

>>40939255
Glad they did.

I was under the impression Grandma was a lower tier than mom, but ordered her around because she was the clan matriarch. If she's a mythic tier monster that means, well that means she really shouldn't need Mom's help, at all. Tier fives are walking armies. That's terrifying.

>>40939026
>The four of you nod your heads in agreement
Either Eggy joined us or we got a doppelgänger.

Or sigil is burnt out and missed a typo.

My bet's on doppelgänger.

>>40939341
Or Dad nodded with us.

>>40939341
Might have thought the dad was nodding along too, forgetting he was the one who said it in the first place.

Alternately, doppelganger.

>>40939278
You too anon
>>40939304
It's past midnight here anon cut me some slack.
>>40939312
Grandma has her reasons for calling on Mom. Mostly cause she likes seeing her daughter. But let's just say she can normally deal with any threats to her domain by herself.
>>40939341
Typo/dad nodding. I am tired.

>>40939420
Note to self, stop dropping your trip.
>>40939375
>>40939341
Another note: more dopplegangers

>>40939420
So basically we're descended from a harpy goddess then? because teir 5 are pretty much etched into history as demi-deities, leaders of nations, scourges of nations etc.

>>40939599
If/when you meet her you'll understand. Let's just leave it at. The "old ways" Grandma follows are just "The ways" to her.

>>40939685
I'd imagine since each Evo adds to your life expectancy

>>40939685
[spoilers]Is it bad that i'm now imagining a giant Roc-Harpy reading a small book(To her) to her small grankids? Man it's going to be amazing if she's the kinda Grandma who dotes on her grandkids...OhgodgiantRochugssendhalp!....[spoilers]

rip harpies

>>40938835
>>40938867
I've only read his Criminal Negligence quest and it's pretty good (interspeced with "I hope the rest of BQ fanbase doesn't move in here).
Shame he runs it not as often as BQ.

>>40942378
Do you not like BQ?

We have a fucking dragon now, man.

>>40942455
I simply didn't try it out, given 1)huge archive and 2)I have a hard time just skipping by QM posts, gotta read the discussion, and in BQ as told repeatedly it's baaad.

Thanks for running ! I really love the story so far!

>>40943802
I marathoned the entire archive for BQ.

Same with Shadow Quest.