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>>40890887
"Looks pretty crowded there, sir." Rex says simply from across the center aisle.

"And weighs a lot, too." You wheeze. "Best feeling in the world, really."

"I'm sure it is." Rex nods, and is silent for a bit before speaking up. "You're going to keep her, aren't you?"

"What?" You blink.

"Artya." Rex states. "I know how this works. The fact you're going through all this effort looking out for her? You have no intention on giving her to the covens, are you?"

Well, you had to hand it to Rex. Whenever he did speak, he always cut straight to the point.

>You got me there.
>Of course not.
>I'm actually not sure myself.
>Other

>>40890898
>I'm actually not sure myself.

>>40890898
>I'm actually not sure myself.
I'm not sure we should go in on this just yet.

>>40890898
You got me there

>>40890898
>I'm actually not sure myself.

>>40890898
>I'm actually not sure myself.

>>40890898
>... oh god, you're right

>>40890898
>>I'm actually not sure myself.

"Looking out for all these witches is developing into a habit."

>>40890898
>>I'm actually not sure myself.
"In a matter of weeks I have somehow acquired two, possibly three teenage children. I have no idea what the hell i'm doing anymore."

>>40890898
>>I'm actually not sure myself.

>>40890898
>I'm actually not sure myself.
"Starting to feel like I'm in over my head."

>>40891156
>"In a matter of weeks I have somehow acquired two, possibly three teenage children. I have no idea what the hell i'm doing anymore."

Do it.

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>>40890898
"I'm actually not sure myself." You sigh. "I mean, it might be a part of my nature as an emergency responder, but in a matter of weeks I have somehow acquired two, possibly three foster daughters. I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore."

And with that, Rex actually chuckles a little.

"Funny thing, Frank seems to be in the exact same situation."

"Really?" You raise an eyebrow. "You've been talking to him?"

"Yeah, we've been trading letters a bit recently." Rex shrugs. "Then again, if I want to find out anything about Frank, I just have to turn on the evening news."

"Ah, the perks of being related to a celebrity, right?" You laugh lightly. "So what's going on with him?"

"As far as I can tell, he's already adopted two young witches, possibly a third."

"Weird coincidence." You frown. "Waitaminute, didn't you mention before that he-"

"Yes. To three witches."

"And if they all want kids-"

"Not a question of 'if.'"

"Christ, and I thought I was going to be in for a rough time." You shake your head.

"Yeah, that's Frank for you. Always getting into trouble." Rex nods.

"Hey, guys, we're here!" Bullseye calls out. "And... CHRIST. This place is huge!"

You glance towards the cockpit and out the front windshields of the Osprey, where you could see a large castle suspended over a river. Large gardens and forests and fields surrounding the place for miles around. It was the textbook definition of those fancy European castles you had read about.

"Jeez, the French certainly don't spare any expense." Bullseye grumbles as he touches the Osprey down on the lawn in front of the chateau and powers down the engines. "Anyways, you didn't mention who owned this place..."

You wonder if you should tell him right now. It'd give him a healthy headstart. Then again, you didn't really want to spoil the surprise...

>Warn Bullseye
>Don't warn Bullseye
>Other

>>40891413
>>Don't warn Bullseye
The only warn he need is Nungie on leather corset.

>>40891413
>Don't warn Bullseye

It's training for his danger sense.

>>40891413
>Don't warn Bullseye

>>40891413
>Don't warn Bullseye
>Other
"It's owned by a friend of mine...."

Hey, Ace Combat quest faggot here, what's this all about?

>>40891413
>Don't warn Bullseye
We are terrible friends.

>>40891413
>Don't warn Bullseye

>>40891413
>>Don't warn Bullseye

>>40891512
first: do you know Strike Witches?

>>40891512
Another dive into Ghost and Planefag's SWQverse

>>40891413
>>Don't warn Bullseye

>>40891524
>We are terrible friends.
Friends will get drunk with you. BEST friends will take videos of your drunken shenanigans, then carry you to bed to sleep off the hangover.

>>40891413
>Don't warn Bullseye

>>40891413
>>Don't warn Bullseye

>>40891536
I do not.

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>>40891680
Hoooo boy. You will probably be left very scared and confused, then.

>>40891719
I already am. Are they real witches or is that the code name?

Hahaham Frank's life is always an adventure.


We must have Laika, Misono, Artya, vs Statsya, Lilya, and Anya fight.

>>40891798
They are actually witches, as in girls with magical powers.
They use that magic to protect themselves from bullets and power miniature airplanes that they strap to their legs.
They also don't wear pants.

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>>40891680
"Strike witches" are young women who can use magic to operate specalist military machinery. There's an anime of it which the QM Planefag turned into a real-world setting for his quest. Said setting was modified WW2. It was extremely successful.

Stirkie witches 89 is the "future" continuation of it set in 1989. It is run by Ghostdivision and is very sucsessful.

This quest is a spin-off of SW:89. I advise you read ALL of Planefag's quest, Ghost-division's quest, Merc's quest AND most of the other spin-offs if you want to fully understand everything.

>>40891835
Except Red.
Best sister wears pants.

>>40891823
I imagine that leg-less would have a hard time.

>>40891680
>>40891798
here
http://myanimelist.net/anime/3667/Strike_Witches
http://anime-source.com/banzai/modules.php?name=Anime&rop=showcontent&id=2165
http://haruhichan.com/page/anime/561/download-strike-witches.html
http://haruhichan.com/page/anime/562/download-strike-witches-2.html
http://haruhichan.com/page/anime/308/download-strike-witches-the-movie.html
http://haruhichan.com/page/anime/887/download-strike-witches-operation-victory-arrow.html

Start from here.

>>40891907
Bear in mind that the actual anime is kind of terrible and an excuse for panty shots

>>40891900
Get out the planes!
Wait. Still weighted in favor of Frank's girls....
Hmm.
ADORABLEOFF

>>40891868
I have to point out something there anon. Planefag isn't done with his SWQ just yet. he's just distracted with his other new quest.

>>40891823
>>We must have Laika, Misono, Artya, vs Statsya, Lilya, and Anya fight.
With pillows. And hair-braiding contests. And giggling.

>>40891900
>I imagine that leg-less would have a hard time.
Then make it a chocolate cake eating contest.

...Oh, shit, I may have just triggered the end of the world via diabetes...

>>40891680
>>40891798
READ THESE
>Planefag's Strike witches quest (more pants than the anime)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%20quest
>Ghostdivision's Strike witches 89 AND Merc's PJ witches. (HIGHWAY TOO THE DANGER ZONE)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989

>>40891680
Or if you know Kancolle, SW is kancolle but with genderbent WW2 aces and before Kancolle was cool.

>>40891998
I imagine Stasya playing dirty by pouring Hot Sauce on their lunch as a sign of good faith.

>>40891998
Statsya and Lilya will turn the cake on fire and summon a fire god in the process

or try to put hot sauce on it.

>>40892245
>putting hot sauce on cake
If its a chocolate cake, Merlin will teach them a brand new kind of fear.

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>>40891413
"Yeah, I'm not too sure either." You lie. You just couldn't resist. "All I know is that it's a friend of Janice's."

"Huh. Well, I guess Janice does know a lot of people with far too much money." Bullseye grunts. "Well, let's get out and stretch our legs."

"Right right." You wiggle around to try and rouse your girls. "All right, girls, rise and shine. We're here."

"Five more minutes please..." Misono sighs.

"I don't wanna!" Laika groans.

Artya just wraps her arm around yours even tighter.

"Aw jeez." You shake your head. "Rex, a little help here?"

"Sure thing, sir." Rex gets up and picks up Laika, getting her off your lap.

"Nuuuuuuu!" Laika whines, her arms flailing uselessly.

Now free of Laika's weight, you gently push Misono's head off of your shoulder, and she yawns and rubs her eyes. Getting Artya off of your arm, however, is a bit more difficult. She's holding onto it extremely tight. In the end, you're forced to just stand up and half drag her out.

Compared to the eternally muggy, polluted air of eastern Ukraine, France was a refreshing change of pace. The sky was sapphire blue, and the air was crisp and fresh, making it feel like you'd melt like chocolate every time you breathed in.

"Ah! Bonjour, Captain! Welcome to my chateau!"

You look up to see Nungesser, dressed in a simple white sundress. Illuminated by the morning sun, her dress left VERY little to the imagination. Fortunately, your girls seemed to be too drowsy and disoriented to notice.

"Nun!" Bullseye chokes and turns to you. "You... you TRAITOR."

"Sometimes an officer needs to make a tough command decision." You say with a smile. "Sometimes he must lead his men into mortal danger."

Bullseye makes a move to try and make a run for the trees, but Nungesser is far ahead of him there. In a flash, Nungesser uses her trademark speed to cover the distance between her and her love, tackling Bullseye onto the grass.

(cont)

>>40892303
Blame Bridgette though I wonder if un supervised will there be a kitchen?

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>>40892308
"Ah, do not leave just yet, Bullseye, you've only just arrived!" She cooes, kissing him on the cheek.

"Yeah, well, I guess your house is nice." Bullseye grumbles, admitting defeat.

"Ah, Captain, you can proceed to the front door. My caretaker will show you to your rooms! I will give Bullseye a 'personal tour' of the grounds!"

"Thanks, Nun.' You smile. "You two have fun!"

"Damn you." Bullseye groans.

"That's 'damn you, sir.'" You correct him before walking off with Rex and the girls.

"That was pretty mean." Rex shakes his head as he hands Laika back to you, and she wraps her arms around your shoulders and yawns loudly.

"Admit it, you were enjoying it as much as I was." You laugh.

"Nungesser-senpai certainly is very... aggressive." Misono nods. "Perhaps I could learn much from-"

"Maybe after you have a few more years under you belt." You grunt.

Meanwhile, Artya still clings to your other arm. There's a weird hacking sound underneath her mask which you realize must be her laughter.

"Ah, you must by Lady Nungesser's guests." A finely dressed butler steps forward from the shade of the front door and bows. "I am Jacques, the caretaker of this estate. I shall show you to your rooms. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to ask."

You look around and notice that besides Jacques, your group, and Nungesser, there was practically nobody else around.

>Are you the only one here?
>Just show us to our rooms.
>Other

>>40892336
>>Just show us to our rooms.

>>40892336
>>Are you the only one here?
IM CURIOUS

>>40892336
>Are you the only one here?

>>40892336
>Are you the only one here?

>>40892336
>>Are you the only one here?

>>40892336
>Are you the only one here?

>>40892336
>Are you the only one here?

>>40892336
>Just show us to our rooms.

>>40892336
>Are you the only one here?
We need to know who's going to be here. Security first.

>>40892336
>>Are you the only one here?

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>>40892336
"Are you the only one here?" You ask, looking around both the gardens and the chateau. It was quiet, almost too quiet.

"Yes, other than Lady Nungesser and her consort, we are the only ones here." Jacques nods. "She has not told you?"

"Told me what?" You say as you heft a softly snoring Laika.

"Nungesser is the last of her line." He says simply. "Her parents went missing in a presumed plane crash, and she was an only child. I assumed she had told you this."

"No, she never mentioned it." You frown.

"My apologies, then. I spoke out of line, then." Jacques says, though you suspect he did that entirely on purpose. "She's been terribly lonely for quite some time, so it is enjoyable to see her have company over, no?"

"Yeah." You nod. Perhaps that explained Nungesser's extremely frank and open nature.

"Regardless, if it is privacy you are seeking, you will find plenty here. I can guarantee there are no other people for miles around." Jacques continues.

He then guides you through more rooms and halls, until he brings you to an extremely lavish stateroom, that put the five star hotel in Washington DC to shame. Everything, from the genuine wood and the gold plating, screamed ROYALTY. You sort of wonder how Nungesser's family managed to get a place like this.

"This shall be your personal room." Jaques says. "Your companion and the young ladies shall have their own separate rooms, unless you object."

>No objections.
>The girls stay with me.
>Other

>>40893093
>No objections.

>>40893093
>>No objections.

>>40893093
>Other
>Nearby, right? The little one might need some supervision and I'd like to make sure she's close.

>>40893093
>No objections from me

>>40893093
Supporting >40893143
>>Nearby, right? The little one might need some supervision and I'd like to make sure she's close.

And wow, no wonder Nun is so clingy.

>>40893093
>No objections.
>Other
As long as she isn't too far from me.

>>40893093
>No objections.

>>40893093
>>40893143
+1 this

>>40893093
Supporting>>40893143
Seems like an excellent idea.

>>40893173
Now I feel some pity for the girl. It's amazing she's held up for so long.

>>40893093
>No objections.

>>40893093
Yeah this: >>40893143

>>40893223
Well, her reward was a Bullseye (in more ways than one), so I guess her luck evened out at last.

>>40893093
>No objections.

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>>40893093
"Have the girls stay in the rooms closest to mine." You request. "I want to give them their privacy, but I want them close in case they need me."

"Understood." Jacques nods. "Should you require my services, just press this button next to the bed."

"Thanks." You nod.

Jacques then guides you to another stateroom next to yours, which also has a connecting door. You gently settle Laika down in the bed, while Artya carefully walks over to it and sits down, giving a nonverbal help as she sinks into the soft fabric. She then bounces up and down to test it.

"You like the bed?" You ask.

Artya's masked face turns to you and she just nods rapidly. Who knows how long it was since she slept in an actual bed.

"If you would like, you may rest here for the moment, unless you would like to leave for some activities? We may tour the grounds or go to the nearby village for additional provisions, if you so wish."

>We'll just get a bit of rest for now.
>Show us more of the grounds.
>How about you take us to the village?
>Other

>>40893524
>>Show us more of the grounds.

>>40893524
>Show us more of the grounds.

>>40893524
>Show us more of the grounds.

>>40893524
>>Show us more of the grounds.

>>40893524
>>Show us more of the grounds.
Treasure hunting!

>>40893524
>Show us more of the grounds.

>>40893524
>We'll just get a bit of rest for now.
R&R is important.

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>>40893524
"How about we get a look at the grounds?" You ask. "We got plenty of sleep on the way here."

Jacques raises an eyebrow and glances at Laika.

"She likes sleeping in." You explain. "Don't worry. Once she gets going she's an uncontrollable little ball of energy."

"Ah." Jacques nods. "Where would you like to start? Lady Nungesser has authorized me to show you the entire chateau, including her own room, should you wish. She mentioned that it would be a very 'educational' opportunity for your girls."

You wonder what exactly that meant. With Nungesser, you could never be too sure.

"Or we can tour the grounds. It appears at least one of you is the outdoors type, after all." Jacques glances at Artya.

That made sense as well. Also, if you went outside, maybe you'd get to see how Bullseye was doing, as well.

>Tour the inside.
>Tour the outside.
>Other

>>40893846
>>Tour the outside.

>>40893846
>Tour the outside.

>>40893846
>Tour the outside.

>>40893846
>Tour the outside.

>>40893846
>Tour the outside.
Let's just hope that Nungesser has dragged Bullseye off to her room by now and they are not having sex outside.

>>40893846
>Tour the outside.

>>40893846
>>Tour the outside.

>>40893846
>Tour the outside.

>>40893846
>>Tour the outside.

>>40893904
Who know... its a sunny day afterall.

>>40893846
>Tour the outside.

>>40893846
>Tour the outside.

>>40893904
I'd like to think that Nun can take her mind off sex long enough to show off her home to Bullseye. It's the first time her lover gets to see the place where she grew up in.

Of course Bullseye, knowing Nun, would mainly see the various sights as places that he will be ravished in.

Nun: "And this is my bowyer! I often spend my afternoons here just drinking wine and eating cheese."
Bullseye: "We're totally going to end up doing [REDACTED] in the bowyer."

>>40893846
>Tour the outside.

>>40894037
Nun: This is my balcony! I mostly spend my time reading hear in the sunny weather or contemplating how much I dislike the English.
Bullseye: So we're going to do [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] here... now I'm sort-of glad that no-one is around for miles.

>>40894232

Nun: "This is my bedroom! My grandmother used to sit beside me and tell me stories about the Martian War to lull me into sleep."

Bullseye: "We are not going to get a wink of sleep here. I hope we don't wake the girls..."

>>40894383
Nun: This is the wine cellar. There are many tasteful bottles down here ranging from before the Martain war. Nearly every time I come down here there is always something to my taste.
Bullseye: *Internal screaming*

>>40894448
Nun: "This is the fountain. These statues of tasteful nudes represent two lovers eloping into the wilderness, where they will ravish each other like wild animals in heat. Is it not romantic?"
Bullseye: "My pelvis... my hips... my back..."

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>>40893846
"How about giving us a tour of the gardens?" You ask.

"Of course." Jacques nods and strides out, motioning you to follow. Misono and Artya get up, and Rex carefully lowers Laika into a portable wheelchair he had brought. "This way."

Jacques lead you out of the chateau and into the gardens, and now that you're a bit more awake, you can get a clearer look at the gardens and appreciate them a bit more. Again, compared to the drab, and dreary Ukrainian countryside, everything here was vivid and bright. Green, perfectly trimmed hedges and grass lined every walkway, and was accented with a rainbow of differently colored flowers and blossoms. The only thing marring the sight was the landed Osprey on the lawn.

"This chateau and its gardens were originally built here in the early 1500s, and though there have been several major renovations over the centuries, the chateau and its gardens have been kept in their original state since they were first built. In effect, what you see is what the chateau would have looked like five hundred years ago."

"Interesting." You nod. "If you're the only one here, does that mean you've been maintaining this entire garden yourself?"

"Yes, well, as you can imagine, a man like me has plenty of free time." Jacques says matter of factly.

"It's beautiful." Misono gasps, her head swiveling nonstop. "So this is what a Western garden looks like!"

"I think it's a bit of an exception." You laugh as you glance at Artya, who likewise is looking around wildly. "Enjoying the view?"

Artya nods, but then tugs at your sleeve and points to the treeline. Perhaps she wants a taste of wilderness?

>Stay in the gardens.
>Ask about going into the forest.
>Other

>>40894537
>>Ask about going into the forest.
We are too far south for bear, right?

>>40894537
>>Ask about going into the forest.

>>40894537
>Ask about going into the forest.

>>40894512
Nun: This is the armoury! It contains many of the weapons used by my ancestors including my mother's rifle, my great grand-mother's rapier and my great-great grand-father's suit of armour!
Bullseye: This worries me on so many levels.

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>>40894572
>>40894512
>>40894448
>>40894383
>>40894232
>>40894037
This is all canon now, by the way.

(Deleted last post because I forgot to spoiler. Pic is a bit NSFW.)

>>40894589

Pierce: Bullseye, Just lie down and think of France-America relationship.

I don't know what I saw. But I seen something Merc.
I'm onto you.

>>40894589
Huh, now I'm wondering if you planned a thing where Julie was lewd, or at least more lewd than usual...

>>40894537
>Stay in the gardens.
Lewd Frenchies are around there.
>>40894589
Senpai noticed me!

>>40894537
>>Ask about going into the forest.

>>40894589
S-s-senpai noticed me!

>>40894572
Nun: "This is the library. You may not believe me at first, but I used to be quite the bookworm!"
Bullseye: "...How much of this is bodice rippers and outright porn?"

>>40894537
>>Ask about going into the forest.

>>40894537
>Stay in the gardens.

>>40894649
Nun:This it the garrage. As you can see it contains multiple high quality estate cars and some old cars. My father had a guilty passion for Aston Martins.
Bullseye: Soooo... we're going to do [REDACTED] on the roofs, bonnets and in the back seats of these cars?

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>>40894616
There are many, MANY pics that I keep around for a rainy day.

>>40894727
...wat...

>>40894727
Spoiler for VT quest?

>>40894727
This pleases me on so many levels

>>40894727
DELICIOUS BRIDE TARIN

>>40894715
Nun: "This is a secret passageway that goes underground and exits about a kilometer from here. An ancestor of mine built it as an escape route in case things turned out sour for him."
Bullseye: "Will there be no escape for me from this sweet suffering... is there no light at the end of this tunnel of delirious delight..."

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>>40894745
If you ever read any of my older quests you would understand.

>>40894727
Tarin is not just Roy's waifu. She's his wife.

VT-chan is the concubine. The Powers couple rides her hard and rough. She will then be passed down to Lucina Powers.

>>40894727
This makes me wonder if we'd gone Tarin route, how those jap SF troops who pissed themselves at Tarin's presence, would have reacted if Pierce had mentioned that she's his girlfriend.

>>40894793

Bride of whom, though?

hahahahahaha!

>>40894727
...Tarin? Is this spoilers for VT quest provided that deathshead doesn't cut out her brain and stick it in a mech.

>>40894812
I literally just understood who it was just after I posted. suffice to say that I'm happy.

>>40894812
I know..I understand. I'm not still mad nope!

>>40894841
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

>>40894793
>>40894828
>>40894850
That could work for her though it' of her "daughter" Lucina

>>40894727
Too bad we never used it.

>>40894841
Frank obviously. I'm kidding.

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>>40894828
Hmm...Maybe we need a pic of them riding atop of VT-chan like pic related.

>>40894828
Nah, VT-tan is Roy's object of affection, Tarin has to use her feminine mountain girl powers to seduce the Powers.

(into the forest? its a trap. hi volgin)

>>40894949
This is France. Plus Volgin has little way of knowing that we went here.

>>40894949
No it isn't.Nun would have found out when she dragged Bullseye into the forest for some "private time"

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>>40894949
Or worse, a trap....that's also Russian!

>>40895014
But that's a good thing....

>>40894850
>VT quest
I'm drawing a blank. What is VT quest?

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>>40894537
"Hey, Jacques, how about we go into the forest?" You ask.

"For what reason? It is just wilderness out there." Jacques looks to you, a bit bewildered.

"Yes, well, Artya here wants to take a look. She's kind of an outdoors girl."

"I see, I see." Jacques nods and sighs. "If I had know this, I would have worn sturdier footwear, but alas, it is not a caretaker's duty to question."

Jacques then steps off the path and leads you into the trees.

"Most of the forest here is still wilderness. In older times, the local nobles used to hunt game here. However, the practice unfortunately stopped when the Martians landed. Though the trees have grown back, much the wildlife has yet to return."

"I see." You nod. "I'm actually surprised a lot of these old buildings are still standing."

"Most of the Martians' efforts were focused on the main cities. They were largely uninterested or incapable of securing the entire countryside." Jaques explains. "Afterwards, there was a bit of a chaotic time as exiled French families rushed back to lay claim to abandoned estates. That is actually how the Nungesser family managed to acquire this property."

"You don't say." You nod as you glance at the girls. Misono seemed to be rather ambivalent, while Artya was practically skipping between the trees, taking in pretty much every sight she could. Rex was forced to give Laika a piggyback ride, since the wheelchair couldn't be moved through this terrain.

Suddenly, there's a rustling in the bushes. You all pause.

"Jacques, there aren't any dangerous animals in these woods, are there?" You ask carefully.

"None that I am aware of." Jacques takes a fighting stance. "Though I do know some of our neighbors keep 'exotic' pets..."

You see Misono put a hand on her sheathed katana, and Rex slowly reaching for his handgun.

(cont)

>>40895069
Vertical Tanks quest. The name is self-explanatory. In the quest it is our priority to waifu Tarin. Preferably before Deathshead hakes her brain for his experiments.

>>40895069
Another Merc's quest, anon.
He running Ace Combat Quest, Vertical Tank Quest and PJ witches quest now.

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>>40895088

Suddenly, Nungesser pops out of the bushes, her formerly white sundress now marred with mud and grass stains, her hair frazzled and full of grass blades and leaves.

"Lady Nungesser." Jacques relaxes his stance, apparently not surprised at this turn of events. "I take it your courtship is going well?"

"A bit of a snag." Nungesser smiles. "Bullseye said he needed to relieve himself, but then just up and disappeared! Perhaps he's preparing a surprise for me?"

Somehow you don't believe that he is.

"If you want, I can track him down." Jacques bows. "I suggest you return to the chateau to get a change of clothes."

"Hmmm, good idea, Jacques!" Nungesser nods with a wide smile. "Ah, Captain! Perhaps you would like to bring the girls along? I have quite a few clothes that don't fit me anymore, perhaps they wouldn't mind a few royal hand me downs?"

THIS seems to wake up Laika. Misono tries to pretend she's not interested, while Artya's posture suggests she's a bit perplexed at what's going on.

>Yeah, let's head back.
>Maybe I should help Jacques find Bullseye.
>Other

>>40895099
We shall become one with VT-chan

>>40895103
>Yeah, let's head back.

>>40895103
>>Yeah, let's head back.

>>40895103
>Yeah, let's head back.

>>40895101
ah ok. I saw that quest one day and while I've liked all of merc's other quests vt just looked silly.
Is it any good?
Why are the tanks vertical?

>>40895103
>Maybe I should help Jacques find Bullseye.
Meanwhile Rex covers the Osprey.

>>40895103
>>Yeah, let's head back.


>"Nun, this is his way of showing affection, he enjoys the chase or rather the prey go full out."

>>40895103
>>Yeah, let's head back.
So we get Surprise Nun instead of Surprise Russians or Martians?

Truly PJ Witches is the superior SWQ.

>>40895103
>Yeah, let's head back.

>>40895103
>Yeah, let's head back.

>>40895103
>>Yeah, let's head back.
The butler seems good enough.

>>40895140
>Why are the tanks vertical?
Because they have feet instead of tread.

>>40895103
>Yeah, let's head back.

>>40895140
>Is it good?
Yes, though the dice gods decided to fuck with us last thread.
>Why are the tanks vertical?
Because the local terrain is unsuitable for normal tanks. Then because there was so much development for it over conventional tracked tanks it became the norm.

>>40895140
Would prefer to take this to the next VT thread, but it's because of the terrain in the quest.

>>40895162
>Because they have feet instead of tread.
>>40895183
>Because the local terrain is unsuitable for normal tanks
good enought reasons I suppose, and I DO like mecha and tanks. I'll have to go check it out

>>40895103
>>Other
I'll help Jacques while the girls head back with Nun

>>40895103
>Yeah, let's head back.
I'm sure that Janice would love to have pictures taken.

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>>40895103
"Yeah, let's head back then." You nod. "Jacques, you sure you can handle this on your own?"

"Do not worry. Hunting and tracking is another set of skills expected of a man in my position." Jacques says as he pulls out an old lever action rifle you don't recall him ever carrying with him.

"You're not going to shoot Uncle Bullseye, are you?!" Laika gasps.

"This is merely to intimidate him into surrendering peacefully." Jacques assures her. "It's not even loaded."

With that, Jacques gives a polite nod to you and Nungesser before disappearing into the brush.

"Jesus, where did you find this guy, Nun?" You blink.

"He is certainly... skilled for a simple caretaker." Misono agrees.

"Jacques has been the caretaker here as long as I could remember." Nungesser smiles. "I believe his parents were part of the Resistance during the Martian War."

"I see." You nod. The Martian War generation was a pretty crazy one, if the stories you heard were true.

"Anyways! Let's go!" Nungesser says happily.

(cont)

>>40895103
>Yeah, let's head back.

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>>40895601
You all follow Nungesser as she energetically bounces all the way back to the chateau, where she opens the large oak doors to her bedroom. As you enter, you note that it's not much different from your own room, except it was much larger and fancier, if that was possible. There as also a large king size bed, and quite a few books piled around. Artya casually picks up one of the books and examines it. She then waves it in front of Laika, presumably for translation.

"The Dragonriders of Texas." Laika says. "I don't recognize this book."

Huh, from what you remember, it was an extremely trashy fantasy romance novel series. Critics absolutely hated it, but that didn't stop it from being one of the most popular book series in the world, particularly among witches. You heard that it was even getting a movie version soon, too.

"It's only the most romantic book ever written!" Misono squeals.

"I know, right?!" Nungesser smiles.

"Yes, and-" Misono then freezes when she realizes she had destroyed her own facade and her face flushes red. "Errr, it's an interesting series..."

"Is it any good?" Laika frowns as she flips through the pages. "There's no pictures..."

>Don't worry, it's for older girls.
>I'd stay away from those books if I were you.
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.
>Other

>>40895620
>Don't worry, it's for older girls.

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>>40895620
>>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.

>>40895620
>Don't worry, it's for older girls.

>>40895620
>>Don't worry, it's for older girls.

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.

>>40895620
>I'd stay away from those books if I were you.
MY GOD THEY KNOW NOT WHAT BOUNDARIES THEY ARE ABOUT TO CROSS

>>40895643
>>40895665
>>40895675
You know if we say that, we will only provoke Laika to read it.

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.

This. WE ARE BEST FATHER.

>>40895620
>>"The Dragonriders of Texas."
>>>Don't worry, it's for older girls.
I want to tease the Miso Soup, but Laika's innocence comes first.

>>40895620
>Don't worry, it's for older girls.
As much as I would like to tease Misono about it, as a father I think Pierce would keep his younger daughters from talking about that, at least until they enter an Academy.

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>>40895697

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.

>>40895620
>Don't worry, it's for older girls.
ABORT ABORT ABORT!

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.

>>40895620
>>Don't worry, it's for older girls.

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.

>>40895620
>>Don't worry, it's for older girls.
don't lewd the laika

>>40895620
>Don't worry, it's for older girls.

No bully.

>>40895620
>Don't worry, it's for older girls.

Yeah we're saving this conversation for a few years

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.
I can't resist this!

>>40895620
>Don't worry, it's for older girls.

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.
huehuehue

>>40895620
>>Don't worry, it's for older girls.

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.
You brought this on your self.

>>40895620
>>Don't worry, it's for older girls.

Merc! Call it already!

>>40895620
>Don't worry, it's for older girls

>>40895620
>>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.
you guys are kill joys who don't want this.

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.
>>40895655
Damn it, I just read that in his voice.

>>40895620
>I'm sure Misono would love to tell you about it.

You can stop samefagging now...

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>>40896075
I got another bowl just for this thread.

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>>40895620
"Don't worry, it's for older girls." You say.

"Hmmmmmm." Laika frowns not quite convinced. "I can fly a super advanced fighter plane, but I can't read one measly book?"

"The Dragonriders of Texas is a series that transcends all age barriers!" Nungesser insists.

"Coming from you, that only proves my point more." You shake your head. You gently snatch the book from Laika's hands and set it down on the table. "Anyways, Nun, what kind of clothes were you talking about?"

"These!" Nungesser smiles as she opens her closet door.

"Are you sure that's a closet?" Rex raises an eyebrow.

"It's a walk-in closet." Nungesser insists.

"No, it's an entire room within a room!" Misono gasps. "Are Westerners really so shameless?"

"Nah, just the French." You quip.

"Please, every, focus!" Nungesser motions to what's actually inside the "closet". "Look!"

And that's where you see it. Rows upon rows of clothes of all sizes and types. Everything from evening gowns, dresses, skirts, to more casual t-shirts and jeans and everything in between.

"Okay, I have to admit, that's impressive." You nod.

"This is just for you?" Rex asks, bewildered.

"WOOOOOOW." Laika's eyes widen to almost the size of dinner plates.

"Yes! My personal collection!" Nungesser says happily. "Now, this matter is for girls only! So you two will have to shoo!"

>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.
>Trying to separate me from my own daughters, huh?
>Other

>>40896170
>>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.

>>40896170
>>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.
TRUST

>>40896170
>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.
>Other
"I have to get a camera ready anyway. Janice will want pictures."

>>40896170
>>Trying to separate me from my own daughters, huh?
Then segue to
>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.
while warning her with a glare not to corrupt Laika and Arta (Misono is a lost case, though.)

>>40896170
>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.

>>40896170
>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.

>>40896170
>>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.
>I need a camera.

We still need to take Misono shopping.

>>40896170
>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.

>>40896170
>>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.

>>40896170
>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.

>>40896170

Do we really trust her to help the girls dress?

I mean, it is Nun...

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>>40896453

Whats the worst that could happen?

>>40896170
>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.

>>40896170
>I suppose Nungesser knows best here.
I trust in nun.

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>>40896170
"I suppose you know best here." You sigh. "All right, we'll be right outside if you need anything."

You and Rex are then unceremoniously shoved out the room by Nungesser.

"We'll let you know when we're done!" She says with a cheery smile before slamming the doors closed.

"So... yeah." Rex sighs.

"So... yeah." You respond.

"I suppose we can help Jacques go find Bullseye. He couldn't have gotten far." Rex suggests.

"I was kind of thinking that I try to give Janice a call. Let her know we're all right." You say.

"Up to you, sir." Rex shrugs.

>Hunt down Bullseye.
>Catch up with Janice.
>Other

>>40896535
>>Hunt down Bullseye.


The most dangerous game.

>>40896535
>>Hunt down Bullseye.

>>40896535
>Hunt down Bullseye.

>>40896535
>>Catch up with Janice.
Waifu before pilot.

>>40896535
>>Hunt down Bullseye.

>>40896535
>Catch up with Janice.

>>40896535
>>Hunt down Bullseye.

>>40896535
>Catch up with Janice.
Waifu before bros

>>40896535
Wait. Change my mind.
>Other
"I'll gave Janice a call, Rex go hunt down Bullseye. I'll join you later.

>>40896535
>Catch up with Janice.
Promise pictures of her girls in new dresses.

>>40896535
>>Hunt down Bullseye.

>>40896535
>Catch up with Janice.

>>40896535
split the difference

rex can help catch bullseye

>>40896535
>>Catch up with Janice.

It really sucks she's not here.

Merc, can I ask for Bullseye's rank and real name? I'm working on a WAFF story and I need his name to complete his suffering.

>>40896535
>>Catch up with Janice.

>>40896535
>Catch up with Janice.

>>40896535
>Catch up with Janice.

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>>40896775
Sorry, I don't have one at the moment! Bullseye was always just one of those guys you never get their real name from!

>>40897018
Rats. Oh, well. Nun and I will not be foiled by Bullseye's anonymity. Clever writing and Nun's love will carry us through!

Anyway, thanks, Merc. I'll post it at the end of this thread.

>>40896535
>Catch up with Janice.

>>40897018
Sieur Bullseye, Comté de Nungesser

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>>40896535
"Right, I'm going to make a call to Janice. Get an update on what's going on in Ukraine." You say. "You can go ahead and find Bullseye. It'll do us no good if he gets lost in that forest.

"Right. Good luck, sir." Rex salutes.

"You're the one that's going to be needing it." You chuckle as you return the salute.

After Rex makes his exit, you head back into the chateau's main hall, where you remember Jacques showing you where the phone was. It was one of the few links to the outside world. You pick up the receiver and dial in the special number Utabe gave you, which would give you direct access to the UN's phone network. After a drawn out verification process with a nameless operator, you're finally connected to the UN base in Ukraine.

"Will!" Janice says happily. "I take it you arrived safely?"

"Safe and sound. The girls are playing dress up with Nun right now." You report.

"Oh my, I would've loved to be there!" Janice says sadly. "Take pictures for me, okay?"

"I'm sure Nun has that taken care of." You laugh before moving on to business. "So how are things holding up?"

"The rate of refugees coming in is starting to slow down and become more manageable. I think every that could evacuate has already done so, so now the focus is moving them all further west." Janice sighs. "There's still a lot of radiation poisoning cases, though. Far too many. The healwitches here including me and Red are being pushed to the limit."

(cont)

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>>40897200
"Is Red okay?" You ask worriedly.

"Oh, you know Red, there's not much that can put her down." Janice gives a tired chuckle. "Though I've had to rein her in several times."

"As long as she knows her limits." You sigh. "And what about the Ukrainian coven? Any luck contacting them?"

"I did manage to get in contact with their matrons" Janice says. "They've agreed to keep the investigation secret. I've given them all the details on Artya I could, so it's up to them to find her in their records, if they exist at all. It could take days to sort out, maybe even longer."

"I see." You sigh. "What about Tarin and Ghost? What have they been up to?"

"Oh, they've been rather invaluable in performing more search and rescue missions. They've helped save countless lives!" Janice explains. "Also, Colonel Kelsey wants to speak with you about something. I'm not sure what, be he insists on telling you in person, though it's not particularly time sensitive. Would you like me to send him over to you?"

>Sure, no harm in meeting us here.
>How about he meets us when we get back?
>Other

>>40897221
>Sure, no harm in meeting us here.

>>40897221
>Sure, no harm in meeting us here.

>>40897221
>Sure, no harm in meeting us here.

>>40897221
>>Sure, no harm in meeting us here.

>>40897221
>>Sure, no harm in meeting us here.
Let Da Man enjoy a brief rest here too.

>>40897221
>>Sure, no harm in meeting us here.

>>40897221
>How about he meets us when we get back?

>>40897221
>>How about he meets us when we get back?

>>40897221
>Sure, no harm in meeting us here.

>>40897221
>Sure, no harm in meeting us here.
There ain't no rest for the wicked.

>>40897221
>>How about he meets us when we get back?

I'd rather not draw more attention tahn needed.

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>>40897221
"Sure, there's no harm in meeting us here." You shrug. "Send him the location."

"All right, I'll direct him over there. He's actually in England right now so he should be there within the day." Janice says. "Are the girls doing all right? What about Artya?"

"The girls are fine. Like I said, they've having fun with Nun. Artya seems to having a good time, too." You explain. "So don't worry about them. Besides, if anything happens, we have one of the most powerful French witch aces to watch out backs, right?"

"I suppose so." Janice giggles. "Anyways, I have to go. Duty calls and everything. Good luck, hope to see you soon!"

"Yeah, same." You respond as there's an audible click of the line being cut.

Suddenly, the door to Nungesser's room cracks open and she pokes her head out.

"Captain! We're ready!" She hollers.

"Coming!" You shout back as you hustle up the stairs to her room. "Well? What's the result?"

"Resounding success!" Nungesser gives you two thumbs up. "First we have little Laika here!"

Laika is dressed in what looks to be combination of a sweater and a sundress. Some kind of winterdress or something like that. Laika, for her part, seems to enjoy the new outfit.

"Willy! Look!" She giggles. "I feel like a grownup now!"

"Heh, but you're still too small to be one!" You smile as you pick up up and spin her around a bit. "But you look lovely!"

"Hmph. Laika was all for it, but Misono and Artya proved to be a little shier!" Nungesser harumphs. "They're both still hiding in the closet. Maybe you can coax them out?"

>Try to coax Artya out first.
>Try to coax Misono out first.
>Other

>>40897527
>Try to coax Misono out first.

>>40897527
>>Try to coax Misono out first.

>>40897527
>>Try to coax Misono out first.

Come on out Miso~ do not sully the pride of the elder sister~

>>40897527
>>Try to coax Misono out first.
It's going to be lewd.

>>40897527
>Try to coax Misono out first.

>>40897527
>Try to coax Misono out first.

>>40897527
>Try to coax Artya out first.
Why am I imagining the scene from Jurassic world where the keeper is confronting 3 raptors.

You know, the one everyone took the piss out of.

>>40897527
>Try to coax Misono out first.

>>40897620
it was a good scene and movie.

>>40897632
I know but everybody parodied it. Hence why it stands out.

>>40897665
I want to poop in your mouth

>>40897527
>Try to coax Misono out first.
I wonder how Nun reacted to Artya's scars.

>>40897704
I'm gonna guess that she wanted to know how she got those scars.

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>>40897527
"Come on, Misono, come on out." You say, like trying to coax a shy pet. "What happened to the pride of the eldest sister?"

"But I'm the big sister!" Laika pouts.

"Shush, not know, Laika." You chuckle and turn back to the closet. "I thought cowardice was dishonor in Japan!"

"W-well we're not in Japan!" Misono whimpers.

"Look, Misono, I know neither of us want to be sitting here all day, so how about we get this over with? Besides, there's no way you can embarrass yourself in front of your father."

"F-fine." Misono then steps out, showing that she was wearing an extremely, EXTREMELY revealing tank top and miniskirt. Her face is a solid beet red from embarrassment. You just give Nungesser a look that was a mix of both poison and curiosity.

"She seemed to be the type that would appreciating something risque!" Nungesser insists. "Plus she's at that age where she should be trying attract the attention of a boyfriend! Oh, this was one of the outfits I was planning on seducing Bullseye with..."

"Where did you even GET something like that?"

"Would you believe me if I told you that it was already in the collection?"

>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.
>You're right, that's good forward thinking.
>Other

>>40897755
>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.
NUN I TRUSTED YOU

>>40897755
>>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.

>>40897755
>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.

>>40897755
>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.
Bad nun.

>>40897755
>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.

>>40897755
>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.

>>40897755
>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.
Responsible father mode GO!

>>40897755
>>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.
"beside, there is no other man around here for her to attract with"

>>40897755
>>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.
>"She is at the age but one needs ore then just showing your body to grab someone's attention. Look at Janice!"

>>40897755
>Other
>Laugh. Just laugh.

>>40897755
>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.
Only after she's already got a boyfriend approved by the Father-Mother Council.

>>40897755
>>I don't think she should be wearing something like that.

There's ways to attract a guy without absolutely faunting it. That and it's something to be worn in private after getting a guy.

So.

Any bets on why Anya is hiding?

Did someone try to remove the mask?

>tanktop

Is that even one?

>>40897846
she's a big girl

>>40897865
For you.

>>40897846
Did you even read the last thread? It was quite painful for our hearts.

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>>40897755
"I don't think she should be wearing something like that." You frown.

"I agree." Nungesser nods. "Maybe in another year or two!"

You just sigh and shake your head.

"Misono, you can change out of that if you want."

Misono just nods reluctantly and slides back into the relative safety of the closet.

"All right Artya, you can come out, now." You say. "Whatever you're wearing, it surely can't be any worse than what Misono has."

You see Artya's masked face poke out from the closet and shakes her head rapidly.

"It's okay, Artya, I won't judge you." You assure her. "I'll certainly be judging Nun here."

"Yeah!" Laika adds in. "Don't such a big baby like Misono!"

"H-hey!" Misono shouts in protest.

However, that finally seems to convince Artya to come out.

"A kimono?" You raise an eyebrow.

"It seemed appropriately conservative." Nungesser grins. "I have an eye for these things, you know."

"Try saying that to Misono." You grunt.

"Oh, she's just too shy to admit she likes it. Just you wait and see. Check her luggage when you get home. I'll guarantee you'll find it again." Nungesser gives a sly smile.

"In your dreams." You roll your eyes and turn back to Artya. "You look very good in that, Artya."

Artya doesn't seem to know how to react. However, your encouraging smile apparently manages to calm her down.

"Anyways, with that taken care of, we should get changed and prepare for supper!" Nungesser says happily. "Unfortunately, since Janice isn't here and Jacques is current indisposed, it looks like we'll have to prepare the food ourselves!"

Oh boy, maybe you should head to the kitchen to make sure they don't burn the place down. Then again, Kelsey might be arriving any minute, and it would be rude to not be there to greet him...

>Head to the kitchen.
>Wait outside for Kelsey
>Other

>>40898004
>>Head to the kitchen.

>>40898004
>>Wait outside for Kelsey
Can't be worse than Stasya and Lilya.

>>40898004
>>Wait outside for Kelsey

WERK WERK

>>40898004
>Head to the kitchen.

>>40898004
>>Wait outside for Kelsey
Surely they can't be as bad as Stasya and Lilya...

>>40898004
>Head to the kitchen.
An approaching helicopter should be loud enough to be heard, even with stone walls.

>>40898004
>>Head to the kitchen.

>>40898004
>>Head to the kitchen.
>>40898037
But Nun's in charge, can't be too sure.

>>40898004
>Head to the kitchen.
Rex will most likely spot him and lead him in anyways.

>>40898004
>Wait outside for Kelsey
Whats the worst that could happen?

>>40898004
>Head to the kitchen.

>>40898059
Well, not oh-why-its-on-fire level, just "is this Chicken Soup or Primordial Soup" level.

>>40898004
>Head to the kitchen.

>>40898004
>Head to the kitchen.

>>40898112
Probably though oh-why-its-on-fire level is when their supervised.

If their not supervised it will be summoning-fire-god level.

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>>40898004
"All right, let's get dinner cooked, then."

Fortunately, your fears were largely unfounded. While your girls were relatively inexperienced in the kitchen, Nungesser was actually fairly adept. She certainly wasn't as skilled or as graceful as Janice was at cooking, but she knew her way around, grabbing all the necessary ingredients for Beef Burgundy and then instructing your girls to take care of modest tasks such as cutting vegetables and heating water while Nungesser herself did most of the heavy lifting. You suppose that was one side effect of living largely alone.

"I see I'm interrupting something." You hear a familiar voice.

"Colonel!" You blink as your commanding officer walks into the kitchen. "When did you get here?"

"Just now. Your caretaker met us on the ground and he kindly pointed me here."

"I see." You nod. "And I heard you have something to talk to me about?"

"That's right." Kelsey looks around. "I'd rather speak with you privately on this."

"In that case, just take that door over there! It leads to a small pantry we don't use often." Nungesser says helpfully.

(cont)

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>>40898267

"Thanks." You nod and follower her directions, entering a small pantry. Kelsey then enters and closes the door.

"So what's this all about, sir?" You ask.

"Well, you remember that we were running blood tests to make sure your squadron didn't have radiation poisoning, right?"

"Right." You nod, wondering where he was getting at.

"Well, the medical team testing the blood samples found a few... 'anomalies', so they performed further tests. And they found something I think you should know."

"What would that be? Why is it so important you had to relay it to me in person?" You ask.

"Because of the possible political ramifications if this became public." Kelsey leans forward closer to your ear and whispers, "Two of your witches, Janice and Nungesser.... they're both pregnant, Captain."


...what?

>And that's it for tonight! I'm taking a break on the 4th of July weekend, so no threads next week, unfortunately. However, we should be back to our regular schedule the week after! See you later!

>>40898273
...Well that was fast.

>>40898273
>radiation babies

literally I can't

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>>40898273
>they're both pregnant, Captain

>>40898273
Thanks for the thread boss!
>"Two of your witches, Janice and Nungesser.... they're both pregnant, Captain."
and oh my.
Ghost, don't make Ice, Slider or Katya pregnant yet just to compete.

>>40898273
Well shit. Thanks for the run Merc.

>>40898273
Wait a god damn minute. When did we...

>>40898305

B-but... daughteru war....

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>>40898320
Frequently

>>40898320
like, one fade to black and probably a lot of offscreen humping.

We know Nun's been riding bullseye into the dirt.

>>40898320
We have many 'private' times with Janice, anon.
And i won;t surprised about Nung.

>>40898320
likely duuring that hot springs trip or some time skip

>>40898273
They weren't on contraception this whole time?

>>40898331
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>>40898342
Would've thought we'd use a condom until *after* the war's end. Ah well. Hopefully it'll end before it reaches the advanced stages.