>>40843874
Sneak up and read over Alex's shoulder.

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>>40843874
You decide that enough time has come WITHOUT stealthing it up and decide to warm up by sneaking behind Alex and see what he's reading

>Roll 1d20

>>40844375

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>40844375
>>40844475
I messed up

>>40844505
whew

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>40844375
>>40844505
Nice.
Critfail incoming.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40844375
gotta be fair

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>>40844375
Even with your injuries you manage to crawl stealthily enough to see a little bit of what Alex is reading....

Woah....thats...

>(cont)

>>40844721
STYLISH

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>>40844721
Definitely.....

>(cont)

>>40844750
Bizarre....

>(cont)

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>>40844773
"May I help you,....Sir?" Alex catches you eyegazing with the most menacing fake smile you've seen in your life

>"I....I...I...Wow"
>"Isn't that them new cartoons kids like?"
>"What the fuck is that and why is it so fabulous"

>>40844838
>"Isn't that them new cartoons kids like?"

>>40844838

>"What the fuck is that and why is it so fabulous"

>>40844838
>"What the fuck is that and why is it so fabulous"

>>40844838
>"What the fuck is that and why is it so fabulous"
>And where can I find more?

Inb4 muh stationary Korean pictography books.

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>>40844838
"Okay... three things, What the fuck is that? Why is it so fabulous? and where the fuck can I get some?"

"JayJay strange adventures, Its creator is an ageless manakete secluded in Chon'sin, at every store that sells weekly Shogen Jump, clear?

"Crystal"

"Good, now I like the concept of privacy and would be very happy if you didn't intrude it" Alex says as he hunches over and keeps reading his book.

>anyone else you want to talk?(specify)
> wanna sleep?

>>40845099
> check on Cheren

>>40845180
>Spectate the game Inigo and Van Helsing are playing

>>40845219
>>40845099
I keep messing up

>>40845099
>Find out where Frank'I covered wars, y'know'West is

Rolled 3 (1d3)

rolling

1>>40845180
2>>40845219
3>>40845293

>>40845410
Lets see what the journalist has to say

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>>40845099
You decide to leave Alex be and go back to your previous resting place, that is until a small glint catches your eye, normally you would give the fault to the sun or something, but your intuition calls for a more thorough search

You go ahead and hone your eyes to try and catch whatever gave you that glint, going back to its starting position and going along the shrubberies and woods for any human movement

>roll 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40845510
row row fight tha powah

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40845510

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>40845510

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40845510

>>40845542
>>40845548
>>40845554
Welp, Frank made us blind from the camera flash

>>40845510
He needs to give us a group photo!

>>40845621
That is, IF he doesn't waste all the film on this one trip.

>>40845679
He's using Dead Rising: off the record camera

>also who said you wouldnt be able to craft film?
>who said you cant craft another camera?

>>40845740
Can he in this setting? Where can yo find all the proper materials in FE?

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>>40845740
Sadly as hard as you try you can't catch any movement at all. whatever catches your eye turns out to be forest animals or other critters, there's nothing revelatory looking at the floor.

>POV SWITCH

PHEW, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!

Wouldn't like to explain why I have Chrom's and Squad 8 girls' bikini pictures

Thank good those freerunning classes payed off! running from treetop to treetop is tiring!

Okay Frank! check that checklist!

>COMMISIONED PHOTOS
>
>DELIVER TO "BUDDY" AT THE SLEEPING GIANT INN
>SQUAD 8 BIKINI PICTURES (CHECK)
>CHROM'S ARMY BIKINI PICTURES (30% done!)
>LEONA MODELING PICTURES
>OSCAR MODELING PICTURES
>
>REWARD 15000G

Of course you did your research and are going to make sure this isn't used for nefarious purposes (apart from the obvious)

>POV SWITCH

You can see the first houses of the capital overseeing

>Talk to someone for the rest of the trip (specify)
>Sleep for the rest of the trip

>>40845831
Talk to Frank about new weapons to make

>>40845860
How can you talk with what you cannot see?

>>40845899
Just scream something about wheelchairs with machineguns and he'll come right up (after he hides his stuff of course)

>>40845831
Talk with Cheren, he seems down. He probably worried about something manly and not forbidden love.

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>>40845946
You decide to have a quick look at Cheren, he looks down in the dumps

"Hey Cheren" You say as you approach him with a nice gesture "What's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong, sir" Cheren says as he looks over the horizon "Just here thinking by myself"

>"C'mon Soldier tell me what you're thinking!"
>"Okay, I won't pry, still you can't be that down after a team exercise!"
>"hmmmm, is it a girl? Oh man I hope it's a girl! or a boy, I don't judge"

>>40846156
>"Okay, I won't pry, still you can't be that down after a team exercise!"

>>40846156
>"hmmmm, is it a girl? Oh man I hope it's a girl! or a boy, I don't judge"

>>40846156
>"C'mon Soldier tell me what you're thinking!"
>"hmmmm, is it a girl? Oh man I hope it's a girl! or a boy, I don't judge"
>Or...a girl, I don't judge....
>Now I'm confused
>Oh, hey Cheren! what's wrong?

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>>40846156
"C'mon Soldier tell me what you're thinking!" You were definitely prying this case open! "hmmmm, is it a girl? Oh man I hope it's a girl! or a boy, I don't judge"

"W-w-w-why do you ask that?" Cheren says suddenly blushing

"Well since I don't know what the hell you are, I just consider you a guy by assumption, but if you WERE to tell me your gendeeer"

"I...won't answer that"

"C'mon soldier! You can't let life get you! Tell me who is it?"

>POV SWITCH

ITS YOU, YOU GODAMN IDIOT.

FUCKING HELL CANT YOU TAKE A HINT? AND WHAT WITH THE WHOLE SHIRTLESS THING, GODS ALMIGTHY I CAN EVEN CONCENTRATE WITH THOSE FUCKING ABDOMINAL BEASTS

>"it's not about girls...or boys, sir"
>"I feel like I shouldn't be answering that"
>"It's some....... girl(boy) I've met some time ago"

>>40846437
>"It's some....... girl(boy) I've met some time ago"

>>40846437
>"I feel like I shouldn't be answering that"

>>40846437
>Mumble something about nepotism

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>>40846437

"I feel like I shouldn't be answering that"

PUT

SOME

CLOTHES

ON

"Aw well, it's not like I'll pry it open someday soldier" Oscar says as he sits way to close to you "So! what are you planning to do once you get to the capital?"

>"wait for your orders sir"
>"Go to the barracks and relax a while"
>"I don't know, Shopping?"

>>40846564
>"I don't know, Shopping?"

>>40846564
>"I don't know, Shopping?"

>>40846564
>"I don't know, Shopping?"

>>40846564
>pry it open someday
I bet Cheren wants him to pry... It? Open.

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>>40846564
"I don't know, Shopping?"

"How much G you got?"

"About 15000G"

"Fucking hell that's more than I have held in my hands"

"I like to save up on anything drastic"

"Fine! once we arrive, you and me! We're going to go binge drinking, weapon buying, and trouble making! got it soldier? Reluctance will be considered futile" Oscar says as he stands up and looks at you like a drill nasty sergeant.

WHAT?!

DRINK?

WITH HIM?!

>FUCK YEAH YOU LOVE DRINKING
>YOU HAVENT GOTTEN DRUNK ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

>>40846754
>YOU HAVENT GOTTEN DRUNK ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

>>40846754

>FUCK YEAH YOU LOVE DRINKING

>>40846754
>YOU HAVENT GOTTEN DRUNK ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

>>40846754
>YOU HAVENT GOTTEN DRUNK ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

>>40846835
>>40846833
>>40846820
>>40846754
Is this saying no or is it just defining character background (new to drinking)
but why would he say no

>>40846754
>FUCK YEAH YOU LOVE DRINKING

>>40846869
I assume that it is establishing that he(?) is new to drinking. Because why would Cheren say no to spending time with Oscar alone?

>>40846869
I'm pretty sure it's developing backstory.
Oscar already said Xe wasn't allowed to say no.

And this is the type of thing Oscar would pull rank on.

>>40846940
>>40846931

>Xe
Top kek

And yeah makes sense

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>>40846754
YOU HAVENT GOTTEN DRUNK ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

AND WITH HIM?!

"I-I-I I dunno sir it loo-"

"Were here!" Tanner says as he parks the car......

Right next to a bar

"I heard you talking about drinking so I'm leaving you here, it's a nice place and the drink is cheap, have fun!"

"You're my hero Tanner!" Oscar shouts as he takes a sturdy wooden twig to support himself

"Don't mention it sir!" Tanner replies as he resumes his talk with Leona

So after some drags and pulls you end up in a bar called "Sleeping giant" Its quaint enough and not completely full of dangerous people

>CHOOSE YOUR POV

>Oscar
>Cheren
>Frank

>>40847027
>Cheren

>>40847027
>Frank

>>40847027
>Oscar

>>40847027
>Leona isn't stalking Oscar
>Lissa isn't counter stalking her
hahaha

Glad to see we have a consensus

>>40847027
>Oscar

>>40847027
>Oscar

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>>40847027
YOU ARE OSCAR "MIKE" GOLD and currently its time for being DRUNK RETARDED.

Look at Cheren he's trembling to go! It's almost like he's nervous of drinking.

Not like you though! You...

>Started drinking since you were TEN, good times, good times
>Hold your drink like a champ! you're great at the stuff!
>Drink normally and regularly, like a normal, boring human being
>Never drank before, this is gonna be fun!

>>40847253
>Started drinking since you were TEN, good times, good times

>>40847253
Were born inside an irish pub, your mother had a natural birth but instead o'water the pub owner only had whiskey to fill the bath tub.

>>40847297
Fuck second, Deleting old vote

>>40847297
During your baptism the priest had to be replaced by a russian orthodox patriarch.
Suffice to say that you were smelling like antifreeze and vodka until you were four.

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>>40847253
Since TEN you were drinking! Hell you're pretty sure you were born on an Irish pub! maybe that's why you got so accustomed to the thing

But less about you! Its time for drinking! (and pry open some secrets)

>"Bartender, pass me something light" Gotta consider Cheren integrity
>"Bartender! pass me some of those beers"
>"Bartender! Pass me the strongest you have!"
>"BARTENDER! GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA, A BOTTLE OF TRIPLE SEC, 2 BOTTLES OF ETHILIC ALCOHOL AND WHATEVER YOU PUT ON YOUR LAMPS!"

>>40847466
>"BARTENDER! GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA, A BOTTLE OF TRIPLE SEC, 2 BOTTLES OF ETHILIC ALCOHOL AND WHATEVER YOU PUT ON YOUR LAMPS!"

>>40847466
>"BARTENDER! GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA, A BOTTLE OF TRIPLE SEC, 2 BOTTLES OF ETHILIC ALCOHOL AND WHATEVER YOU PUT ON YOUR LAMPS!"

>>40847466
>"Bartender, pass me something light" Gotta consider Cheren integrity
We gotta get Cheren buzzed, so we can open him up to harder stuff, then give him something stiff so he'll bare it all and tell us who xe likes!

>>40847466
>"Bartender, pass me something light" Gotta consider Cheren integrity

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>>40847466
"BARTENDER! GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA, A BOTTLE OF TRIPLE SEC, 2 BOTTLES OF ETHILIC ALCOHOL AND WHATEVER YOU PUT ON YOUR LAMPS!"

"DEATH ON A CAN COMING RIGHT UUUUP!" The bartender shouts as he tells his subordinates to gather the ingredients

"YOU WANT TO PUT A CHERRY ON THAT?"

"WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? SOME PUSSY? Actually give my friend something lighter, with a cherry and an 2 umbrellas!"

"N-n-no! I can handle what he's ordering"

Aaaw it's so cute when he fights

>"Nope, it's too strong for you"
>"Hehehe... very well"
>"I like your fighting spirit! 3 DEATHS IN A CAN PLEASE, WITH 2 CHERRIES AND 3 UMBRELLAS"

>>40847715
>"Hehehe... very well"
>YOU GOT ANY THIMBLES?

>>40847715
>"Nope, it's too strong for you"

>>40847715
>Nope too strong
We gotta ease him into it before we crash him down
Meanwhile ARM WRESTLE TO PASS THE TIME

>>40847774
A-arm wrestle?
Th-that's like holding hands!

>>40847794
L-lewd

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>>40847715
"Nope it's too strong for you" You say in your dad voice "You gotta have something nicer for someone in that cute little body of yours"

"c-c-c-c-cute? I-I-I ...okay"

"Bartender! give the human over here something your mom would drink!"

"If I gave him what my mom drank we would all be dead!"

"Then something you give to people that have never drank before!"

"That exists?! I pity the man that goes through such tragedy! But I'll humor you! RAMIREZ GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SMIRNOFF AND DILUTE IT IN WATER"

So now that your waiting for your drinks....

>What would you like to talk with Cheren?

>>40847915
>SON, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR GIRL PROBLEMS

>>40847955
>>40847915
let's roll with it

>>40847955
>OR BOY PROBLEMS
>WHATEVS

>>40848053
tippity top kek

>>40847915
"Now....SON, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR GIRL PROBLEMS....OR BOY"

"I-I haven't told you anything!"

"Oh you can look it from a mile away, you're in love"

"N...no I'm not"

"Oh how about we discuss it over some alcohol?" You say as your DEATH ON A CAN comes up

It was a literal keg with the opening blown off as well as a multicolored straw sitting on top of it, also a nice umbrella with some unintelligible Japanese words.

Meanwhile Cheren's drink is much more mellower having a cherry and an umbrella on top of a normal glass of Smirnoff

>Roll 2d20 for level of drunkenness!

Rolled 19, 8 = 27 (2d20)

>>40848190

Rolled 8, 11 = 19 (2d20)

>>40848190
So if we roll high do we get drunker? what happens if we crit?

Rolled 20, 18 = 38 (2d20)

>>40848190
Noicer

>>40848333
I guess it's how drunk we can get before we pass out?
Like, how long we hold out.

>>40848347
FOCKEN NOICE M' IRISH BROTHER

>>40848347
Sweet Jimnminy Cricket!

>>40848347
...
Damn.
Are we still sober?

>>40848405
Death in a can didn't even faze Oscar,
BARTENDER, FIVE MORE

>>40848405
>Are we still sober?
WE AREN'T EVEN TIPSY!

>>40848439
You, on the other hand, might be drunk.
The order is
>Sober
>Buzzed
>Tipsy
>Drunk
>Unconcsious

>>40848481
You forgot
>Coma
>Dead
>Average Slav State

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>>40848190
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywX3vZaE7Hc

"C'mon Cheren, let's start a fructuous relationship!" you say as you put a hand on Cheren's shoulder

"V-v-very well sir" Cheren says as he quickly takes a sip of his drink.
.........
.....................

What the hell happened after that

WHO THE FUCK KNOWS

"YEEEEAAAAH" YOU SHOUT AS THE WHOLE WORLD GOES UP AND DOWN

YOU SEE A COW, FUCK YEAH COWS ARE COOL

YEAH YEAH YEAH HOW MANY DEATHS IN A CAN ARE WE ON NOW, 67? THATS A NEW RECORD MEANWHILE CHEREN HAD LIKE 3 BOTTLES OF SMIRNOFF AND STILL STANDING WOOH YEAH YOU GO CHEREN

"YOU FUCKING GO CHEREN"

"I FUCKING GO CHEREN"

>HEAD TO RICKERT WE GOTTA SEE THE STORE
>GO AND LOOK FOR MORE COWS
>TIME TO EXTEND THIS PARTY TO THE NETHER REGIONS OF YISSTOL

>>40848506
I was hoping those three wouldn't enter the picture.

>>40848569
>TIME TO EXTEND THIS PARTY TO THE NETHER REGIONS OF CHEREN

>>40848569
>>TIME TO EXTEND THIS PARTY TO THE NETHER REGIONS OF YISSTOL

>>40848569
>TIME TO EXTEND THIS PARTY TO THE NETHER REGIONS OF YISSTOL

>>40848569
>GO AND LOOK FOR MORE COWS

>>40848569
>GO AND LOOK FOR MORE COWS

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>>40848569
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT THIS PARTY IS SECLUDED TO HERE

"EVERYONE THAT'S DRUNK FOLLOW ME, EVERYONE THAT ISNT CHEREN WILL BUY YOU A DEATH IN A CAN, RIGHT, CHEREN?!"

"YEAH!"

"WOOOOOH"

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBATrLRWySg

"ANYONE WHO FINDS A COW, GO AHEAD AND GAZE AT IT, LEEETS GOOOO!"

>(CONT?, I DONT FUCKING KNOW, IM SO FUCKING DRUNK)

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>>40848820
Ow.....oooooowww......

Where the fuck am I?

Okay, that's been answered

Apparently I'm on top a pile of rubble.

Where the fuck is Cheren? Oh there he is

Without his pants.....

Well fuck he's using briefs, I still don't know what the fuck happened

>Try to get up
>"Cheren? wake up Cheeeereen"
>"Soooldieers, heeelp meeee"

>>40849002
>"Cheren? wake up Cheeeereen"

>>40848820
Please tell me you walked into the kitchen and took several shots.

>>40849002
>"Cheren? wake up Cheeeereen"

>>40849002
>"Cheren? wake up Cheeeereen"
>"Soooldieers, heeelp meeee"

>>40849027

.....I dont know......

>>40849002
While Cheren's out, we should feel for an Adam's apple

>>40849002

>"Cheren? wake up Cheeeereen"
>"Soooldieers, heeelp meeee"

Where's professor Oak when you need him?

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>>40849002
"Cheren? Cheeeereeeen heeelp meeee, waaakeee uuuup"

"So you're finally awake now? good" An elderly voice says from behind you "You remember what you did?"

"nooooo"

"Good, does your mouth has a weird taste?"

"maaaybeeee, Old man help meeee"

"Do you know what stood here before you? there was a statue here before. The statue of the old exalt"

"greeeat, now heeeelp meee"

"You do know the story about the old exalt"

"He killed a bunch of people and was a super bad guy, now heeeeelp meee"

"That statue was there for a solid 20 years, nobody dared to touch it, out of fear of the current exalt or as a sign of remembrance, to keep the past chained to them as a punishment"

"did I broke it?"

"You demolished it!"

"Please don't shout"

"You took 5 Wyvern riders and pulled off that thing from its hinges! I was never so excited in my life!"

So you metaphorically tore down a capital statue while drunk

>"Thanks old man, would you mind helping me?"
>(*snore*)

>>40849275
>"Thanks old man, would you mind helping me?"
>"Urk gonna vomit..."
>Vomit

>>40849275
>"Thanks old man, would you mind helping me?"
>was it awesome?

>>40849275
>"Thanks old man, would you mind helping me?"
Also have you seen a terrifying woman looking for me.

>>40849275
>"Thanks old man, would you mind helping me?"
"Glad ya liked it"

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>>40849275
"Thanks old man, would you mind helping me?"

"...sure, you deserve it"

"wait..."

great now a green paste covers the whole rubble

"Okay now it's a good time" You say as you extend your hand to the old man "Soo... was it awesome?"

"It was awesome" The old man says

"Good, hey have you seen a blue haired lady? She might be searching me"

"Oh that one?" Old man says as he point to Leona sleeping on the floor.

Scratch that. ALL of squad 8 AND the royal army sleeping on the floor.

"Man we did a number in here" you say smiling a little bit "But I'm glad you liked it"

"Yeah, I'm glad I was here to experience this.... Oscar"

How does he....urk...wait....nope....that's vomit coming out

>And that's it! Check my twitter for more FIRE EMBLEM ADVENTURE QUEST

>>40849585
See ya, thanks for running

>>40849585
Thanks for running Ñero!