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>>40816740


Calling up Vegeta on your scouter, you're instead given a message saying that she's busy. When it prompts you to leave your own message, you tell the Princess in your own special Brucey way that she should meet you at the training facilities when she has some spare time.

Vegeta really likes strength after all, so offering to train with her and grow stronger might be something she's interested in.

Then again she is her father's daughter, and that level of Pride is somewhat dangerous.

When you've made your way to the facility, you're left waiting for quite a bit alone with no sign of Vegeta. She's either taking her sweet time or decided not to show.

Another five minutes after that, and her Highness finally comes in.

"I assume you wanted something from me if we're meeting outside of something related to the squad?" She questions you with her arms folded and as much of a scowl as she can manage, it's cute really.

"Figured we should train together, since we've got a bit of time off, that way we can both get stronger." You admit with a shrug.

"Train, with you? I'm the Princess of all Saiyans, I don't need your help to get stronger!" Stamping her foot into the ground with a soft thud as though to prove her point. "You just want to steal all my new moves!"

>A. Yup, that's it (Pat her head)
>B. You know if you don't focus on training, Raditz may surpass you
>C. Ah come on little sister, don't be so cruel
>D. Write in

>>40816747
>>B. You know if you don't focus on training, Raditz may surpass you

>D. Tell you what we'll spar and I'll only use my legs, fair?

>>40816747
>B. You know if you don't focus on training, Raditz may surpass you
>C. Ah come on little sister, don't be so cruel

>>40816747
its motherf-ing on
>B. You know if you don't focus on training, Raditz may surpass you
>C. Ah come on little sister, don't be so cruel

>>40816747
>B. You know if you don't focus on training, Raditz may surpass you
>D. you don't have to show me ALL your moves.

>>40816740
>wake up

>this was posted roughly ten minutes before I did

>my body is ready

>Hanasia is lewd big sister

Hey, the shit we spout isn't canon! Er, r-right?

>>40816865
if it is then vegeta is our lewd imouto

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>>40816747

>little sister girlgeta getting all huffy and mad

>>40816885
Well, I mean, technically she is our little sister because King Salt is a douche and adopted us, and we are older than her.

We are older, right? I forget, I know Bruce is what, 12 now? Well, 12 but muh stasis.

>>40816740
It's 2:45am in Australia and it's fucking SWQ time. Let's rock.

Yo Eail, can Arctus over in SAQ spend time exploring the ruins on $PLOT_PLANET for a bit?

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>>40816916
>2:45am
Maybe on the shit coast it is

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>>40816747
Chuckling, you shake your head and throw your hands up in another shrug. "My my, don't be so cruel little sister. I don't have any intentions to steal your moves, so don't worry about that." Not like you exactly need them anyways.

"Sister...? How dare you peasant, I am the Princess of all Saiyans and you will-"

Before she can finish, you cut the girl off and give her a stern look "You know if you don't focus on growing stronger Vegeta, Raditz may just end up surpassing you in power level. He's really started to tap into his potential."

You say that knowing damn well it's likely just going to really rile her up and get Vegeta pissed off.

Sure enough, as you look down at the younger girl, she's clutching her fists and looking rather angry. "How dare you even suggest that low class could surpass me? He doesn't have the right to do that! Get into the ring, we're training now!"

Barking out her orders, Vegeta hops down into the training area, looking like she's out for blood against you and is ready to get this rolling.

She took the bait hook line and sinker.

Jumping down into the cage alongside her, you're sealed in to prevent any stray blasts from escaping, leaving just you and Vegeta.

>A. Teach her, she needs someone to guide her through combat
>B. Just spar, she probably wouldn't listen anyways
>C. Put the brat in her place
>D. Write in

>>40816983
>B. Just spar, she probably wouldn't listen anyways
Both hands behind your back.

>>40816983
>>C. Put the brat in her place
then
>A. Teach her, she needs someone to guide her through combat

>>40816979
Well, it's either almost three, or almost 5, right?

4 in the central timezone?

Or is the West coast the later one and the East the earlier one? Fuck if I remember, I live in the states.

>>40816983
>B. Just spar, she probably wouldn't listen anyways

>>40816983
>D. Write in
Okay

Switch between
>A. Teach her, she needs someone to guide her through combat
and
>C. Put the brat in her place
using pavolovian conditioning.

Princess Geets fucking HATES being shown up, since it wounds her pride.
So, start teaching her.
When she refuses to learn, or she's being stubborn, then put her in place as showily and pride-woundingly as possible.
She will quickly learn that dropping her stubborn-ness and getting good is the LEAST painful option.

>>40816983
>C. Put the brat in her place

>>40816983
>>C. Put the brat in her place
then
>A

>>40816983
>A. Teach her, she needs someone to guide her through combat

>C. Put the brat in her place
We can do this by brushing off her best shot i guess

>>40817060
>>40817050
i dont even know what is happening? wit
the answer is yes

>>40817015
Fun fact: This works on most people. Both those with crushingly low self-esteem, and massively inflated self esteem. Neither want to be confronted with the reality of the situation and will Gitgud if the alternative is confronting the truth. And, upon gitting gud, the truth ain't so bad.

Oddly enough it does not work on fat people. For fat people the priority seems to be complacency -> delusion -> trying to banish, silence, or ignore the issue -> arrogance -> sadness -> completely shutting themselves off from society -> actually putting in any work whatsoever.
It's like the 7 stages of tumblr.

Writing and pre-heating my oven because holy shit I haven't eaten in 26 hours

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>>40817050
>>40817060
>>40817074
<shiny>[color=gold] :^) </shiny>[/color]

>>40816983

The best way to help her get trained is not to teach her. Teach her implies that you are in a position of authority over her, which her pride will not allow her to accept. At best, right now she thinks you only have a temporary advantage over her due to circumstances outside anyone's control.

You need to show her, through your actions, why lashing out in anger or irrational pride will cripple her ability to get better. Which will be hard, because she is stubborn as a pitbull.

B. Spar with her.

"Teach" her in the way Goku did with Uub.

>>40817127
What a fucking nerd

>>40817127
I think he just fucked up quoting on the second part cos he's retarded, then the first anon deleted his shit
EVERYONES RETARDED!
Back to the thread

>>40817193
This post was chuckles.

>>40817206
Every post is chuckles especially Eails

>>40817238
>>40817206
I'm chuckles and I agree with this post.

>>40817124
Considering you've known Vegeta for the entirety of the girl's life, you're very aware of the sort of treatment that's going to be necessary to get her to actually listen to you and be willing to take any advice that may be thrown her way while you're doing this.

Motioning for the girl to make the first move, and she dissappoints you slightly by just charging in smiliar to how she treated your fight several months ago for the positon of squad leader. You'd already beaten her once while she was using this tactic, you're not exactly sure why she's attempting it again when you've only gotten stronger.

Flaring your energy, you can see that it almost knocks Vegeta off center with the sudden burst of air that came off of you, but the girl is determined to get in close and knock your head off if she can manage it.

When Vegeta instead dips to the side, and tries to sweep at your leg, you're rather impressed that the girl seems to have the capability to actually strategize a bit, and not pull off the same move that failed before.

Still though, her sweep has no effect with the raw power advantage you have over her, along with the fact that you were able to see that it was going to be coming.

Vegeta sees that it was useless as well, and with the glow that's coming off of the girl's hand, its not hard to imagine what she's going to try to do next.

>A. Snatch her hand
>B. Blast her
>C. Gut punch
>D. No sell the attack
>E. Write in

>>40817247
I'm chuckles and so is my wife

>>40817253
>D. No sell the attack
then
>C. Gut punch
But only move your arm. Make it look like it took no effort(harder than it actually taking no effort.)

>>40817253
>D. No sell the attack
then
>C. Gut punch

>>40817281
>>40817247
>>40817238
>>40817206
I'm not Chuckles, and this wasn't my favorite post on the Board.

>>40817253
>C. Gut punch

>>40817253
>D. No sell the attack

I half expect this to be that trick Nappa uses so that he can (literally) punch above his PL.

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>>40817253
There's not really any point in even giving her the satisfaction of dodging to the side, blocking the attack, or even meeting it with one of your own. With Vegeta's current power level, the girl simply can't hurt you with the massive difference there is.

"Galick Gun, FIRE!" She screams at you, a wave of purple energy rolling off of Vegeta's hands, completely covering your torso and head. Closing your eyes, the even slight pain you were expecting out of this doesn't come, it's more like a stinging sensation really.

Is this truly what its like to be so powerful that things are just going to be a bore?

You really need to get the crew up to your level, else it's going to be sparring against Bardock and Hanasia again since those two at least provide a challenge when they fight together.

Whatever Vegeta was expecting when the attack ended, it certainly wasn't you standing there loooking like you were more focused on your thinking rathe than the attack she just used on you, it's unnerved her, a great deal by the looks of it.

Moving only your arm, acting as though it took absolutely no effort to sink your fist into Vegeta's gut and have the girl doubled over on you, gasping for breath like a fish forced out of water.

"Poor move Princess." You simply say.

>A. Go on the offensive
>B. Stay Defensive
>C. Call the match
>D. Lecture her about why what she did was wrong
>E. Write in

>>40817542
>A. Go on the offensive
Kick her ass first before lecturing her.

>>40817542
>>A. Go on the offensive

We shall fight her with one fist! NAY! ONE FINGER!

This should help get a few messages across.

>>40817542
"Again."
This time, talk her through everything she does wrong, and actually make like you're fighting back. Maybe lower things down to a few hundred above her own.

>>40817587
>Patronizing her

>expecting that to work

Man, that'll just piss her off more.

>>40817542
>>D. Lecture her about why what she did was wrong
while we
>A. Go on the offensive

>>40817542
>>A. Go on the offensive

>>40817612
She needs to get over being pissed off at some point. I'm saying put her through the ringer like Raditz.

>>40817703
Is stuff like this how SAQ Femgeta got so relatively chill?

>>40817703
It's fucking Vegeta.
It's in her character to never, ever admit "Ok maybe I'm not TEH STONKEST and I could use some help getting STONKER".

>>40817741
Maybe. Just remember that beating the crap out of her won't teach her anything.

>>40817765
Femgeta != Canon Vegeta, you know this. She is also 6 with PLENTY of room to develop. Don't forget that.

>>40817703
>>40817765
What I'm saying.

We need to beat the shit out of her enough so that she'll get a bit more humble. Words won't do much with her.

>>40817741

Nappa seems a bit different, too. While he's still Vegeta's subordinate, it seems like he's more of a leader and less sadistic than the regular Nappa. Seems like he took it upon himself to act as a surrogate father/mentor for the princess rather than acting as a lackey. Perhaps those factors shaped her into being more prudent and calculating, rather than how the canon Vegeta ended up fooling himself into thinking that he was hot shit despite his very insignificant role in the grand scheme of things.

>>40817847
He probably becomes sadistic after his home planet dies.
That way he can't play saiyan sports or pet his saiyan dogs, or mack on all the saiyan ladies. So he had to find something else entertaining to do, and that was inflicting pain.

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>>40817542
She's learning a bit about her offensive problems after that little scuffle, and you're going to try to teach her about the opposite now. Considering that you could actually hurt Vegeta really bad if you go all out, you drop your power quite a bit until it's something that's at least slightly within her range.

With the girl finally managing to get her air back, she's then kicked away by you, a good way to show that you arn't just going to be passive anymore, while also getting a bit of distance between the two of you.

Waiting until she's forced herself back up to her feet, that's the point where you rush in against Vegeta. It'd be easy enough to hurt and beat her, but you want her to be stronger, and that's why you're fighting a litle sloppy this time.

Every punch, every kick, it's slower than it would be if you were going all out even at this power level, you're still faster than Vegeta but you think she should be able to actually counter a few of these blows so long as she pays attention and thinks.

Unfortunately, as your blows strike true again and again, it's starting to seem like her anger is clouding her judgement and she's not thinking properly with how you're overpowering her.

"Focus Vegeta!" You bark at the girl.

Surprisingly, this seems to at least partly break her out of the litle rage induced stupor she had put herself in, enough so that she managed to actually deflect the next blow that you were aiming for her face.

She's starting to understand the pace you're setting, and how to counteract it. It's not perfect, but Vegeta is showing steady improvement just through osmosis.

Perhaps it'd be wise to try to set her up for some more training with Hanasia in the future, she respects that woman much more than you currently, and Hanasia has a lot to teach.

>A. Congrats 'Geta on starting to get it
>B. Back off let her take the lead
>C. Keep things going, raise your power
>D. End this
>E. Write in

>>40817916
>A. Congrats 'Geta on starting to get it
>B. Back off let her take the lead

>>40817916
>A. Congrats 'Geta on starting to get it
>C. Keep things going, raise your power

Don't be salty, just git gud.

>>40817916
>>A. Congrats 'Geta on starting to get it
"Attagirl, stay focused."
>B. Back off let her take the lead

>>40817916
>>C. Keep things going, raise your power
No rest you bitch just try to rule her up and when she loses it counter and knock her the fuck out. When she wakes up say losing her mind will lose her head

>>40817955
Nah lets not call our 6 year old little sister a bitch. Also knocking her out stops the learning process. Stop being so focused on beating the humility into her and actually teach her something.

>>40817955
Vegeta is comfortable with, and knows how to cope with, people saying "Fuck you faggot, you are weak" at her.
What she CAN'T deal with is when people say "You look like you could use some help, I'm going to help you get stronger."

>>40817916
>>A. Congrats 'Geta on starting to get it
>>B. Back off let her take the lead

>>40817994
>>40817982
I think you guys misread, he wasn't suggesting we say any of that.

when people want to say things, they do something like
>>40817948
That.

>>40817916
>A. Congrats 'Geta on starting to get it
>B. Back off let her take the lead

>>40818041
It looked like he wanted to say 'No rest you bitch' to try and rile her up.

I couldn't really tell cause the of all the grammar and spelling errors.

>>40818096
The world will never know.

Because he failed his middle-school English class.

So we've got Saltgeta, Femgeta, and Ghostgeta.

Old Mc Nappa had a farm, Tactical Nappa, and bumbling fool Nappa.

not!canon Frieza, Femza?, and probably abridged Frieza?

Character speculation is a go?

>>40818227
pls no Femza

>>40818227

Once you think about it, there isn't that much difference between abridged Frieza and Kai Frieza. Abridged Frieza had more fun than Kai Frieza and was less refined, but I don't see a large difference in their personalities.

>>40818227

Don't forget even more variety if tuffle quest hits that point.

>>40818361
I'm terrified of the thought.

>inb4 Nappa is the manlet and has the most glorious mane, Raditz is the incredibly strong one, and Vegeta is the grunt they send to do shit they don't want to do

>>40818361
I hope we stay in Dragonball for a good long while.

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"Atta girl, stay focused and keep calm" You tell the girl, overly praising Vegeta would just result in her getting all uppity again, but keeping things small and quick is a pretty good way to handle her you'd say.

As you keep this session going, it's a slow process but you're still able to see the improvement that Vegeta is manging to attain through actually having someone to work with her.

She's managing to get the hang of defending against you like this, so it's probably time to switch things up a bit before she gets too used to this. Real battle is all about the flow and how it'll turn out after all.

Slowing down your attacks, you start to back of on your agression, letting Vegeta start to throw her own punches your way. There's still some sloppy work on her part, but she's got the power to back up her blows for now, even if it's not enough to hurt you.

With a rather sly little idea popping up in your mind, you start to position yourself in ways that leave you open to being struck by Vegeta, but only so long as she actually uses her force correctly and knows how to aim.

"Left, right. Don't kick with your toes like that, you'll break them."

Through small words of encouragement, and a bit of advice here and there, it seems as though Vegeta is starting to understand this as well. She's still having trouble landing solid blows on you with the way you're moving about, but she's managing to make contact, and that's a huge improvement over before.

"Duck!" You roar and suddenly thrust your hand forward, only for Vegeta to do exactly as you ordered and roll under the blow and place her hand on your stomach, it once again glowing with energy as she looks up and grins at you.

She'd have a normal enemy by now.

>A. Praise her for a quick reaction
>B. Thwack her, no hesitation in battle, finish your attacks
>C. End the fight
>D. Keep things going
>E. Write in

>>40818408

Grin down back at her.
Then
>>B. Thwack her, no hesitation in battle, finish your attacks

>>40818408
>>B. Thwack her, no hesitation in battle, finish your attacks

>>40818408
8/10, would bang.

>D. Keep things going

>>40818408
>B. Thwack her, no hesitation in battle, finish your attacks

>>40818408
B
Then help her up and administer he adapts regardless of the reaction

>>40818408
>A. Praise her for a quick reaction
then
>B. Thwack her, no hesitation in battle, finish your attacks

>>40818408
>A. Praise her for a quick reaction
>B. Thwack her, no hesitation in battle, finish your attacks

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>>40818408
>A. Praise her for a quick reaction
>B. Thwack her, no hesitation in battle, finish your attacks

>>40818686
>head pats
Wtf autocorrect

>>40818408
"Good reaction, but you can't count on your enemy giving you a warning like I just did, so you have to be prepared no matter what." You praise Vegeta, giving her a smile.

The girl seems to beam from actually getting your praise, and is looking rather proud of herself up until you flick her in the forehead with your finger.

"But don't pull your punches like that, always follow through with your attacks else you're going to leave yourself wide open and just waste your energy by gathering it up like that only to let it fade away."

Lecturing while the girl rubs her head where you poked her and is looking at you as though she's asking 'what the hell.'

"Still though, you're starting to get it Vegeta, and that's good, the future Queen of all Saiyans needs to be strong eh?" Nudging her a bit before laughing, while the girl crosses her arms and huffs.

"Of course, I'll be the strongest saiyan that's ever lived! Better than you, Bardock, and even my Father one day!" Lifting her nose up to show her 'superiority' while speaking.

The thing is, you're not entirely sure she's wrong, if someone can direct Vegeta in the way that works best for her, she might really end up being the most powerful saiyan that's ever lived.

You on the other hand seem to still have trouble tapping into the full power at your finger tips, and with your power constantly shifting like it does, it's unclear if you'll really ever get a solid grasp on things like that.

Still though, you've got your squad at your back, and all together, you plan on making your team the elite of the elites.

>A. Let's go get some ice cream Vegeta
>B. Take five
>C. End this and go do something else (What?)

>>40818938
>A. Let's go get some ice cream Vegeta

>>40818938
>A. Let's go get some ice cream Vegeta

>>40818938
>>A. Let's go get some ice cream Vegeta

>>40818938
>B. Take five

>>40818938
>A. Let's go get some ice cream Vegeta

Also, where'd Broly get to?
We've been with Hanasia and Vegeta in the same day, and came back from Gine's house yesterday, and no Broly.

I'm expecting our usual locations to be boobytrapped with restraining devices and alarms by the time we get back to them.

>>40819101
Broly was in our bed when we woke up, dude.

And she is probably following us right now.

>>40819101
>>40819203
If you want a shitty timeline it went

>Hanasia in desert

>With Gine and her family (Bardock and Raditz [plus unborn Kakarot]) for dinner

>Went home to sleep, woke up with Broly

>went to get breakfast, spent time with Queen Kyra, then tok breakfast abck to Broly and ate

>Now training with mini-femsalt

I may be leaving something out, but there you go. My memory is akin to a goldfish

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Focusing your thoughts back on the present, you give Vegeta a small head pat, something she scoffs at and tries to punch you for. Failing due to the fact that you've raised your power yet again, she merely huffs and scowls at you.

"C'mon Vegeta, let's go get some ice cream, my treat." You offer as a bit of an apology, it's her favorite sort of dessert.

Immediately the girl perks up, acting like an actual child for a few moments, before calming herself and trying to give off that royal attitude that she's so proud of. "That would be acceptable, lead away 'Sprout'."

Freakin' brat still calls you that even after trying to help her with her fighting skills.

Several minutes later you're inisde of a small shop out of the way that serves a real mean scoop of ice cream. You've got your own cone, while Vegeta is digging into a split, with the way she's eating it you're fairly certain that in any second-

"Oh kais darn it!" She cries, clutching at her head.

Yup, brain freeze.

"Told you not to eat it so fast brat, you alway get brain freeze with the way you eat this stuff." You say after licking at your treat.

Is this the first time you've actually spent any extended period alone with the girl? Searching your memory banks, you'd have to say the answer is actually yes, surprisingly. Here you had thought that this had happened before at some point.

You've got a few minutes before the two of you will finish this off since Vegeta actually started to slow down.

>A Talk to Vegeta about something
>B. Silence
>C. Write in

>>40819388
What flavor is the bottom one?

>>40819388
>>A Talk to Vegeta about something
So how much does that hurt?

>>40819388
>>A Talk to Vegeta about something
"So Raditz has REALLY nice hair. How do you think he manages to keep it from getting tangled up?"

>>40819388
>A Talk to Vegeta about something
So why do you take after you dad so strongly? Mentality wise anyways?

>>40819388
>A Talk to Vegeta about something
Yo, sis. What motivates you to fight? To train? To become strong?

>>40819388
>>A Talk to Vegeta about something
Hey sis...don't ever hesitate to come talk to me if ever you need help with something, training or otherwise, alright?

>>40819388
>A Talk to Vegeta about something
You have a lot of potential, we just need to work on it and soon you'll be even more powerful than i am now!

>>40819457
Second

>inb4 all this sis talk Hanasia walks in and immediately assumes we are talking about her because it's her ultimate fantasy and sits next to us to talk our ear off

It's so far-fetched it's a possibility in DBZverse.

>>40819502
Nah

>>40819502
lewd

In during we visit Hanasia, Gine, Broly, Queen Kyra and Vegeta all in the same 24 hour period.

What's next, we visit Seripa/Fasha?

>>40819401
Tuffle.

>>40819565
Oi oi! Talking isn't lewd!

But her hand slowly creeping over to Bruce's free hand on the counter sure as hell is!

>>40819584
I mean, if you want to? I offer stuff like Nappa and Raditz y'know

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>>40819658
Eail pls.

>>40819658
>tfw that dude is obviously talking about hanging out with all the females

>>40819658
Nah, We promised Broly a date today

>>40818361
Veggie would probably be extremely salted by HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE TUFFLES SO STRONG

And as Kato repeatedly says, Radish is going to cry like a bitch when he reads his scouter.

>>40819790
Well not this universes Raditz atleast....

>>40819388
"What motivates you to want to be strong Vegeta? Any particular reason that you have the desire to be the most powerful saiyan?" You question your adopted sibling.

Swallowing the mouthful of ice cream she had, the girl looks slightly confused for a few moments. "Why? Because I'm a Saiyan, the princess at that, I have to be the strongest because Saiyans are the strongest warrior race. I'm going to rule one day, and that means I need to be the strongest."

Well that makes sense, strength for the sake of having strength to rule. Rather fitting with the ideals her father has and how he's acted during his ruling of the planet the past few years.

"So why do you take after your father so much then, if you plan on surpassing him?"

She looks almost offended that you'd even ask that one "Because Father is king and that means he's the best! Of course I want to be like him, he defeated the Tuffles and managed to liberate us from there rule, what sort of Saiyan wouldn't want to be a great warrior like him?"

Not exactly the point you were making, but she didn't seem to understand it was more about the pride issues rather than wanting to be strong like he is. Then again she is six, which is something to remember when talking about more serious stuff.

Bringing it down a bit, you decide to get all feelings and mushy crap on her.

"Yknow, little sister, if you're ever in need of som help, training or otherwise, don't hesitate to ask me all right? I'm supposed to be looking out for you after all." Reaching over to pat her head again and avoiding the snapping teeth that are aiming for your fingers after you finish.

"Noted... sprout." She grumbles, but you can detect a slight hint of a blush at the corners of her cheeks.

Seems like you managed to make her embarrassed, how cute.

>WRITE IN

>>40819827
Brain freeze all better vegemite?
You know this is nice usually we don't get to hang out like this. Taking a break is rather refreshing. Makes the fighting all the more enjoyable.

>>40819827
Ask her what she actually thinks of her mother and father On a personal level

>>40819857
>>40819860
Second

>>40819277
>>40819203
>>40819101
Paragus called Broly home after breakfast.

Also she didn't sneak into Bruce's bed, he let her in through the window.

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>>40819897
Going to kill Eail if he's doing what i think he is to Broly.....

>>40819822
Well yeah. But as far as I see the way Kato runs things, they're rooted in canon up until the screwball MCs hit it. So, the three arriving Sayians I expect to be more factory standard.

>>40819945
Well, seeing as Eail probably has a PL of around 5 and cannot into magic or super duper science, I think Broly is okay.

>>40819948
I dunno, man. I'd laugh if this is what happens
>>40818389

>>40819984
I don't think you understand, If he's doing what i think he's doing then that means no best maximum

>>40820029
I don't think you understand.

Because "i" is always capitalized.

And "maximum" is also always capitalized, like so "MAXIMUM"

Also, Paragus doesn't get that fancy headband for Broly until after the destruction of planet Vegeta from some chucklefuck aliens.

So if that is what you're getting at, I doubt it.

>>40820081
>Also, Paragus doesn't get that fancy headband for Broly until after the destruction of planet Vegeta from some chucklefuck aliens.
In canon.
Here all bets are off.

>>40820104
Well seeing as there has been absolutely zero mention of aliens visiting planet Vegeta, that kind of REALLY narrows it down, since Saiyans are not known for being able to into science and simply cannot into magic.

>>40820119
Yeah Eail would have to be a gigantic asshole to pull that kinds shit on us

>>40820119
>>40820129
Mind suppressing drugs?

Explanation for her attitude?

She was sick and got medicine after all as baby

>>40820155
And the MInd control necklace, As i said if Eail used any of those he's a gigantic fucking asshole

>>40820155
Well, the only other options then is that Broly gets off the meds and goes LSSJ and flips out over lack of Bruce.

Even then, unless the Truffles made medicine for "calm down the people who are so fucking crazy that we should just have drowned them" which seems unlikely, they would also need to have enough to regularly dose someone who is roughly 3 times as big as themselves, which is a LOT of fucking medicine.

Someone post that picture of Saiyans attacking the Truffles, would ya?

>>40820208
Which the Saiyans probably would have destroyed all of

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>>40819827
"Brain freeze all better at this point Vegeta?" You ask as the girl is finishing up her ice cream and you're starting to do the same.

Rather than speaking with her mouth full, the girl simply gives a nod, focusing on her frozen treat's last few bites.

"We should do something like this more often, taking a break is rather refreshing, keeps all the fighting more enjoyable and exciting when you actually take some time off."

Blinking, Vegeta's gaze goes from her food to you. "As long as there is ice cream involved, I find this idea to be acceptable."

Well then, sounds like you've managed to at least find a way to spend some time with the girl, even if it's through bribery with her favorite treat.

"Been able to spend any time with mother since we've gotten back?"

In a rather un-Vegeta like motion, the girl sadly shakes her head. "Mother has been very busy with Father, I've only gotten to see her at meals. I was hoping to spend time with her before we had to set out on our next assignment."

Maybe you should talk to the queen about that, she might be willing to listen.

>A. Offer to spend some more time with Vegeta
>B. Part ways and go do something else (What, with who?)

>>40820245
>A. Offer to spend some more time with Vegeta
Bruce confirmed best big bro

>>40820245
>A. Offer to spend some more time with Vegeta
we could go find Hanasia and convince her to help train geets

>>40820266
Agreed, Second

>>40820245
>>A. Offer to spend some more time with Vegeta

>>40820245
>B. Part ways and go do something else
We promissed Broly that date and i don't want to keep her waiting
also curious what Ass Paragus is up to

>>40820317
We'll go right after we get Hanasia to train Geets

>>40820266
>>40820245
This

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>>40820317
>Mfw whenw e gett here it's revealed that Paragus is giving Broly the "Talk"
>Mfw our face when...

>>40820412
>tfw Paragus is actually having a derp moment and thinking that Bruce is legit royalty and in the line for the throne so he is trying to get Broly to tie us down to move up his lot in life

Hah, you need more CKII, Parabitch, check yo claims!

>>40820412
Annnnd Eail's going to do that now isn't he.....I really gotta stop giving the QM's ideas....

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>>40820245
When you've eaten your cone, and Vegeta has finished off the last of her split and barely stopped herself from licking the bowl clean, you paid the bill that the two of you had incurred and were soon back on the streets of Vegeta City with Vegeta at your side... you really wish her Father was more original with names.

The thought about pairing lil Geta up with Hanasia that you had earlier has started to come back. If she's craving the presence of an older female in her life to compensate for the fact that her mother is so busy, considering that Hanasia is now a full time member of the team, she'd probably be the best choice.

The two worked well together back on the lizard planet when you put them into a squad, and despite some of her odder tendencies, Hanasia would likely be a good role model for Vegeta.

Buzzing the older woman on the scouter, you end up getting a quick reply from Hanasia.

"Afternoon Bruce, what's up?" She asks while there's a slight rustling noise in the background like there's fabric moving about.

>A. Ask how she's doing.
>B. Ask if she'd mind meeting up
>C. Ask if she'll train Vegeta
>D. Write in

>>40820706
>>C. Ask if she'll train Vegeta

>>40820706
>C. Ask if she'll train Vegeta

>>40820706
>C

>>40820706
>tfw this is why Vegeta picks up weird fetishes and kinks and is willing to bang a lizard

Well fuck.

>>40820706
>A. Ask how she's doing.
>C. Ask if she'll train Vegeta

>>40820751
This has been explained already...Its' because we treated her like an actual person

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>>40820751
We underestimated Eail and how fucking crazy he might actually be to manipulate us into this position.

PANIC

>>40820774
>being someone's friend

>being willing to fuck someone who is so vastly different to you that you don't even know if they share compatible genitals

Plus, it's a joke, you fucking moron.

>>40820812
Hey man both their species are practically extinct.

>>40820841
WAIT

>tfw the amount of energy Arctus shared with Vegeta was what determined whether or not she would end up pregnant with Arctus' kid

If we had stopped when the paramedics arrived, no monkey lizard baby.

>>40820899
Don't think it works like that but what do I know

>>40820931
EAIL! Eail u lil shit, get in here and confirm this shit!

Science!

>>40820958
Chill. Save it for SAQ

>>40820706
>A. Ask how she's doing.
>C. Ask if she'll train Vegeta

>>40820458
Reminds me of one time I was playing in France, and I married one of my genetic disaster daughters off somewhere out the back of fucking nowhere.
Some 50 years later, the Byzantine Empire fucking collapses.
Turns out my genetic disaster's son was the heir, in all his negative-statted glory.

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>>40820706
"Was hoping I could call in a favor from you Hanasia. You worked really well with Vegeta on the last mission and seemed to understand her style, I was wondering if you'd be willing to train her a bit." You ask the older woman, silently wishing that she'd say yes.

"Hmm... training the Princess huh? Quite a responsibility, dunno if I'm the right person for the job Bruce. Buuut..." You can practically feel her smiling on the other end of the connection. "Tell you what I'll have a few sessions with Vegeta and we'll see what we can do, and in return, you'll owe me a favor as well. Sound fair?"

Considering this is Hanasia, you doubt she'd really end up asking for too much, maybe just help with a personal problem down the line or something like that.

At the same time, she's the type of woman that's rather teasing and flirty, so who knows what sort of direction she might end up taking this little agreement that you're making together?

>A. Deal
>B. No Deal
>C. Write in

>>40821122
With in limits Hanasia.

>>40821122
>>A. Deal

>>40821134
Second

Do we know how old Hanasia even is?

>>40821122
>A. Deal

>>40821187
Older than us, younger than being old enough to die of old age.

>tfw Saiyans look like they are in their mid-twenties to mid-thirties for most of their lives once they pass that age

>>40821187
Just turned 20

Gine is 26

Bardock is 31

King Salt is 35

Queen Kyra is 28

>>40821122
>With in limits Hanasia.

>>40821122
As long as it's comparable.

>>40821280
>>40821134
>Autism overwhelming

>"Within" not "with in"

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>>40821122
"Within reason Hanasia, nothing crazy like I'm expecting out of you, got it?" You give as your reply to the woman, that feeling that she's smiling is still around even with what you said.

"Ara Ara~ Do you really not trust me yet Bruce? For shame, and here I thought we'd gottn so close. I'll work with Vegeta, send her over to the are where we were training yesterday, I can meet her there in around an hour." Hanasia says, before ending the call.

Why do you feel as though you've made a terrible choice.

Hitting the off button for your scouter and ending the call from your side, you see that Vegeta is staring at you from your side.

"Any objections to working with Hanasia?"

"None, she's a powerful warrior."

"Atta girl, she'll meet you in about an hour at this place outside of the city limits, it's pretty easy to get there, all you have to look out for is..."

After explaining the location of the training area that Hanasia used for your session yesterday, you end up parting ways with the littl Vegeta, leaving you on your own once again to spend some time since Nappa hasn't called you in for another mission yet.

>A. Track down Raditz
>B. See if Broly is free even though it's not date time yet
>C. Nappa might be able to give some good advice
>D. Go home and take a nap
>E. Write in

>>40821422
>C. Nappa might be able to give some good advice

>>40821422
>>C. Nappa might be able to give some good advice

>>40821422
>A. Track down Raditz

>>40821422
>B. See if Broly is free even though it's not date time yet
Worried about what Paragus is doing...

>>40821422
>B. See if Broly is free even though it's not date time yet

>>40821422
>C. Nappa might be able to give some good advice

>>40821488
Why are you getting so worked up? She's been living with him for years. Why would Bruce suddenly get paranoid about her going home for breakfast?

>>40821448
>>40821466
>>40821513
>Wanting Broly to get brainwashed so that she won't love us anymore

>>40821537
You are kinda dumb, you know that right?

>>40821582
It's only paranoia if your wrong!

>>40821422
>B. See if Broly is free even though it's not date time yet

>>40821534
BUT WHAT IF HE'S GIVING HER THE TALK!?

Personally I'm just kind of worried that he might have grounded her for sneaking out.

>>40821537
Yes exactly. Then we can take Vegeta for our own!

>>40821621
6 years old.

>tfw you just wanted to go hang out with Uncle Nappa but waifu fags ruin everything

God damn it

>>40821422
>B. See if Broly is free even though it's not date time yet

>>40821655
I can't tell if they think their baseless shadowruns are real or they are just using it as an excuse.

>>40821422
>B. See if Broly is free even though it's not date time yet

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>>40821655
I know them feels man. It happens in damn near every quest that has them.

>>40821732
Tbh i voted for it just so i can laugh at them when it isn't true

>>40821655
I think people are intimidated by his height and glorious baldness.

How many bald Saiyans do you know, eh?

>>40821810
None.
I don't know any Saiyans.

>>40821869
Exactly.

Scurred.

I'd be scurred too.

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Deciding you might as well go check in with Broly since it's been a bit since she was called home by Paragus, it's a quite flight away to land at her home.

You never really got along that well with her Father, he's a short tempered man that seems to be perpetually angry since his wife passed away. Honestly you expect that his attitude is part of the reason that Broly spends most of her free time around you rather than at her home.

When you arrive at the apartment that they have though, the lights are all off, and there's no noise from within the home.

A small quick knock doesn't recieve an answer either.

Either they're not home, or something is wrong.

"C'mon Broly, you always pick up when I call."

Muttering to yourself as you try to get a connection going to Broly's scouter, you're instead just given a dead signal that means there's no one on the other end to pick up.

That's not good.

>SAIYAN WARRIOR QUEST 9.5 END

Wasn't exactly a full session but I mostly wanted to do this one to make up for not having much going on in 9.

>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Saiyan%20Quest
>Follow me on twitter @Eail4
>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail
>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/5cjsKsCg

We'll run again either Saturday or Sunday I think?

>>40821980
Dude you totally took the ideas this thread.

>inb4 Paragus: "Yes, we moved, so what? It was a great deal, our real estate agent cleared a nice patch of land to the east for us."

>>40821980
Really? Your going to brainwash her so that she forgets about Bruce? Fucking dick move Eail. And i thought you were a better QM than that

>>40822065
I love all the conclusions you jump to. It's hilarious.

>>40822085
Oh trust me, I'm enjoying this as well, it's hella amusing

>>40822085
Oh please do tell me what else he could be doing then

>>40822085

This is the terrible power that waifus have. One must beware of this, lest they let their attachment to the character override the need for any meaningful development or adversity.

>>40822065
>>40822085
I wouldn't ever care if he did that.

It sets a character goal, this time,Bruce has to woo the Broly.

Which means being strong enough to not die.

But it wont be like that, most likely they ran away because Paragus knows Frieza is coming, and wants to save himself and the strongest person he can bring with him, who happens to be his daughter, so that he can rule as King of the Saiyans after Vegeta and fam is dead.

>>40822065
>Implying Paragus isn't just being a good father and taking his daughter out to eat or something.

Anon it's not like he's been shot through the guy by Vegeta or anything

>>40822111
I don't know, maybe we'll find out instead of bitching and doomsaying like a literal child.

>>40822142
Considering he's been stated as a shitty father i highly fucking doubt that

>>40822142
>>40822111
This. It's polite to turn off your phone (scouter) at the table.

>>40822198

Yeah! Damn kids and their electronics.

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>>40822105
So, Eail.

How's that smut coming along?

>>40822198
Considering he's a shitty father it's very fucking unlikely he took hero out to dinner

>>40822253
He's a shitty person, that doesn't necessarily mean a shitty father.

>>40822253
Of course he wouldn't take Bruce!

Of course, it's debatable whether or not Bruce is the "hero" of this story, it's known he is the protagonist, but as we know, that doesn't make him the hero, or a good guy.

>>40822285
>that doesn't necessarily mean a shitty father.
He has been stated as a bad father

>>40822253
He has a short temper sure, but does that immediately jump to brainwashing based on nothing but metagaming in universe that's already way off canon.

Calm the fuck down nigger.

>>40822111
Literally anything.
Maybe she's in the shower?
Maybe she's in a dead zone?
Maybe she accidentally stepped on it?
Maybe she's grounded like I said earlier?
Maybe she's practicing her MAXIMUM?

>>40822289
Arctus is the true Not-Hero but Hero

>>40822310
The only way i'll calm down is by proof that Paragus isn't mind controlling or drugging her or etc

>>40822337
>Paragus confirmed having lunch with Arctus as a diplomatic measure for replacing the current King of the Saiyans, Broly got dragged along and had to turn off her scouter out of respect and because they are at an official lunch event.

>>40822351
Here, I'll check for you.
Hey, Eail? What's your opinion on unprompted grimderp?

>>40822351
Well get fucked. Your autism is going to be riled up until the weekend.

This why you don't shadowrun kids.

>>40822378
>This why you don't shadowrun kids.

Oh shadowrunning doesn't do this to people.

Being stupid and shadowrunning does.

Take note, children.

>inb4 he was right all along

I'd kek.

>>40822372
Fairly amusing but not much beyond that

>>40822378
May run SAQ instead this weekend.

>>40822422
>May run SAQ instead this weekend.
Sounds good.

The poor bastard will be sperging out for awhile.

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>>40822422
>nimbly avoiding the most important question

Don't worry, I'll wait.

Not calmly, but it's still waiting.

>>40822471
Great now I have to go watch the beavis and butthead movie again thanks anon

I was gonna answer your question but now I'll be too busy

>>40822513
Top Kek.

>>40822513
Hey quick question, Broly has a scouter? Thought she didn't

>>40822533
Wasn't she given one before the mission?

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>>40822513
I don't need the answer, anyway.

You haven't even started, you'll never write the smut, and Chuckles will always dom you in bed because you can't figure out how to beat him at lewd.

I'm trying to help you, Eail, why do you deny it?

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>>40822615
Think, instead of being Rectally Ravaged, you can make Chuckles the Anally Annihilated.

Dream on, friend.

>inb4 Chuckles shitposting

>missed the thread
Sometimes I wish work schedule worked more in my favor. Aw well.

>>40818361
>>40818389
There will be no major surprise changes like GirlFridge or whatever, nothing in that manner. I have other bullshit planned.

Beware King Piccolo.

>>40818405
Still plenty of Dragon Ball left.

>>40819790
>>40819948
Things will be quite a surprise for them when they show up. Maybe Raditz can eventually git gud there. We'll see.

>>40823350
So, no Raditz being the boss and Nappa ACTUALLY being a successful male model?

Well, it only hurts a little.

>>40823350
Ey, when's next tuffle q?

>>40823389
Maybe, maybe...

>>40823780
Tomorrow, regular time ~11 am PST.