>>40783736
Welcome to Re:Harpy Quest!

I'm your host BurningSigil.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BurningSigil


Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Re%3A+Harpy

Dice System is 1d100, Best of 3 rolls, Roll over the DC.
There are sometimes multiple DCs to a single roll ranging from Critical Fail-Major Fail-Failure-Success-Major Success-Critical Success.

There will be 10-15 minutes for voting and updates will take place on average of 20-40 minutes after I call the vote.

After all sessions I will stick around for Q&A. Feel free to ask me silly questions, tell jokes, and hang out with your QM.

My death has been greatly over exaggerated.

>>40783736
>>Breakfast, most important meal of the day
>Meet Dad, we didn’t get a good chance yesterday
famlee bweakfus!

>>40783736
>Breakfast, most important meal of the day
>Meet Dad, we didn’t get a good chance yesterday

>>40783736
>Breakfast, most important meal of the day
>>40783736

>>40783736
>not even a week to forget own surname
Either harpies have memory issues, or Sammy's a ditz.

>>40783895
Or this is indicating some scury shit, yo. Why do we need the memories of a past life when we have a new one right in front of us?

The plan continues apace.

>>40783736
Pretty slow tonight but looks like we are grabbing some breakfast.

>>40783895
>>40783914
Well, actually this is due to decisions made on the player's part. So you have no one to blame but yourselves.

Also Tornado warning in my area! Yay! Writing!

>>40784029
I don't remember voting to be a fucking airhead

>>40783914
In Spider, Sarah's all but abandoned her old self due to the sense of fulfillment her new life brings, which explains why it's never mentioned. (Even though that does defeat the entire point of a reincarnation story.) She's still indicated to remember it. Snake and Human both feature(d) full memory retention also. But Samantha hasn't shown any indication of actively choosing the new life over the old one.

>>40784029
Having choices that can be made that will defeat the entire premise of the story is a stupid thing to do.
And not mentioning that choices made will possibly defeat the entire premise on which the story rests is a doubly stupid thing to do.

>>40784074
>>40784127
But we did vote for "the Sky" when we had our dream. If had voted for the other two options ("Apartment" or "Facility") then we would have strengthened the connection to our past life.
No indication on OP's part that the dream sequence would have such an impact though.
Textbook example of how to gain swole Shadowrunners though.

>>40784029
>Also Tornado warning in my area! Yay! Writing!
Damn OP, you crazy? Please don't die off like all of my other favourite Quests.

>>40784074
It's not air headed.

Remember that dream about being a harpy or a human? It may have had to do with the total rejection of the human aspects.

no
it cant be

but its ded

>>40784127
Agreed, It's a very stupid move on Sigil's part

Calm down guys.

If you really want clarification on what this means for Sammy I can give it to you in spoilers but right now I'm busy trying to write you all an uppdate. Don't worry, it was just to show that things aren't stagnant and that choices matter.

Don't worry its just a brain fart, due to you guys starting to focus more on your new life, rather than reflecting on your old.

>>40784212
>>40784127
Quit your inane whining before anything at all has happened.

Especially about something that doesn't even actually matter in any of the Re:quests.

>>40784247
>quit whining about the core concept of the story becoming meaningless
>the core concept of these stories doesn't matter to these stories

>>40784242
>Don't worry its just a brain fart,
Forgetting your last name isn't a "Brainfart" That's a severe thing to happen Sigil

>>40784295
The core concept is monster girls. The reincarnation is background information of varying but equally minimal importance between every Re quest.

>>40784296
Yes. After a traumatic death and
> now entering into your third day of life
She should totally be on the ball at all times.

Stop trying to create problems where there aren't any. Mountains out of mole hills man.

>>40784343
>The core concept is monster girls
....You've never fucking read RE:Monster have you?
>>40784373
Quit trying to play down a major problem then

>>40784296
If you hadn't just gone through the trauma of pan-dimensional rebirth and magical dickery, sure. You know the brain is only capable of so much storage barring mutation, and in most media, harpies (when they aren't monsters) aren't the sharpest spears in the armory? The new life would logically overwrite the old, so how about you just relax and enjoy the ride.

Or go shit up Kobold, that seems to be the containment quest for assholes like you.

>>40784390
>....You've never fucking read RE:Monster have you?
So the RE:Quests should feature more rape and turbo-cannibalism in your opinion?

>>40784390
>You've never read an edgefest is only used as a base for the quests and has absolutely no bearing on any of them, have you?

>>40783736
>Soahs, whi we up-up?

As adorable as it is, I need a translator.

>>40784461
So why are we up?

>>40784461
So why are we up, Not that dillicult anon

>>40784343
>The core concept is monster girls.
The core concept is "reincarnated as a FILL IN THIS BLANK APPROPRIATELY DEPENDENT ON THREAD in another world".

>>40784432
It was okay up til the rape dungeon part, And yes Reincarnation was THE core concept

>>40784474
>>40784484

Alright, I have no excuse.

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>>40784390

Look guys, I'm going to settle this with my interpretation of what reincarnation actually means in this and why this interpretation is valid.

From what we've learned, there are a finite amount of souls in the universe, as such they get recycled over and over again after death. Sometimes some underpaid spirit doesn't properly wipe souls before returning them to circulation. Which, if you've ever bought a used computer before, leads to some interesting things, such as getting what should be a good as new computer and finding the entire Cum Dumpster Sluts trilogy on what is supposed to be a clean computer. In effect, our memories are those pornos, and whether or not we try to forget we ever saw them, acknowledge them as a thing and move on, or embrace it is up to us.

>>40784631
Sorry you aren't the QM

>>40784631
So, basically, the afterlife's refurb department a lazy?

>>40784685
Yes, the afterlife decided to be lazy and half ass there job, because they probably work 18 hours a day and get paid minimum wage. So you can't really blame them. I personally blame the establishment.

>>40784631
The issue with that interpretation, while it might be valid from a setting standpoint, is that the result is that it means that reincarnation makes NO DIFFERENCE outside the prologue.

>>40784508
To be fair, the only thing that differentiates these RE quests from just some monstergirl quest is the reincarnation aspect.
Without that these threads would have been full of trolls and shut down quite quickly.
I'm sure that RE: Spider wanted for us to utilize our past memories (if his warning against meta-gaming via Wikipedia was anything to go by) but she seems to have relegated it to the background.

TL;DR The only thing that makes RE quests different from monstergirl quests are the re-incarnation mechanic. Make of that what you will.

Holy shit, I have chosen a snake as a pizza. CAPTCHA is fucking the hell up!

>>40784631
>Not how it happened in Snake, Not happened like that in Spider and not how it happened in Lizard
Suuuuure

>>40783736
You shake your head, why did you wake her up again? You had some train of thought but then you got distracted by your sister being able to speak, it was just so adorable, now you could converse with her, and the two of you could do cool twin conversation things like finishing each-other’s sentences, and-
“Ayyy, Sis, whi wake up?” your sister complains nudging you slightly with her wing prompting you for an answer.

“Oh, wite, bwekfast. Eawly burd, git da wurm.” You say after a moment nodding your head and standing up, wow, it’s a wonder what a good night’s sleep will do for you in the height department.

“Aww bu we cudda swept in moar.” Your sister complains falling back into the bed wings splaying out as she rolls onto her back picking up one of her pelt blankets and throwing it up to try to cover herself.

“No, Da home, we haf, famwee bwekfast, come ooooon.” You continue tugging the blanket of your twin, causing her to sit back up to confront you.

“Fine Fine, we go eat wit Mama an Papa.” She says tittering to her feet, you nod happily with the fact that she finally decided to be reasonable and the two of you head out towards the meal area of the nest.
----
“-ome on my biggest strongest girl. You were so excited just yesterday, why don’t you want to?” you hear your mother coo softly from out of sight.

“Ahn, if she dun wanna don’t rush the girl, she can do it if we jus’ give her time.” You hear the gruff voice of your father say in reply.

“But, she is already five days, by that age.”

You and your sister poke your head into the dining portion of the nest, there you see your mother looming over the form of your older sister who appears to be slouched over a meat covered leaf. Dad is sitting cross legged nearby and they all seem to be discussing something.

>Go interrupt.
>Hang back and listen in.
>Go somewhere else and come back later
>Write in

>>40784721
In lizard we weren't even sapient before we got resurrected. The QMs decided on all this stuff in there own unique way to have more room for plot space.

To be fair, the only time i have seen reincarnation have a big effect on a person in a story is Combat Continent (Light novel and manga) and the main character is broken as shit Barry stue.

I like the fact it makes little difference in these sorts of threads other than to give a character drive and some baseline characteristics.

>>40784750
>Go interrupt.

Look guys, I'm gonna go grab some dinner and be back to Write. There is stuff here I could tell you guys about reincarnation in my setting but it would be better put through as the quest progresses.

I will tell you this, you are all blowing things way out of proportion in terms of the shadow running though.

>>40784750
>Go interrupt.

>>40784750
>Go interrupt.
What's with our broken speech man? We could speak better then this in the last thread!

>>40784750
>Go interrupt.

>>40784750
>Go interrupt.
DISTRACT WITH TWIN TALKING

>>40784841
INCESSANT BABBLING

NEVER SHUTTING UP

>>40784750
>Go interrupt.
5 days? Sounds like Mom wants big sis' to attempt flying whilst dad is taking the stoner route.

>>40784806
Oh shit! We're becoming more harpy-like and losing our memories! [Shadowrun: Level 2]

>>40784774
>Combat Continent (Light novel and manga)
I was able to read ~10 chapters of the manga before I went, 'Yep, this is some self-insert BS power-level motherfucker in here.'
Though to be fair the warning was in the first couple of chapters were they literally used "levels" to describe peoples power.

>>40784784
If you don't want shadowruns, then why are you asking us for a bottle of milk?

>>40784784
>I will tell you this, you are all blowing things way out of proportion in terms of the shadow running though.
Says the person who fucking started it all

>>40784922
So act like a pair of harpies is what you're saying?

We checking on little eggy today?

>>40784937
I have read all of it. Interesting concepts keep me in. The main character is a fricken joke of storytelling though.

>>40784750
>Go interrupt.

>>40784957
>Bitched the shadowrunner

>>40784944
>ask for a bottle of milk
>get shot for attempted assassination

Oh, oh! Is this QM's first shitstorm? Looks like the baby QM is evolving!
But what trait will she evolve? Hard-skin? Paper-skin? Barbed-skin?

Alcohol is ice-cream now.

>>40785002
Really? I'm just pointing it out man, No need to have that stick so far up your ass

>>40785011
>Oh, oh! Is this QM's first shitstorm?
This isn't even a goddamned shit trickle, Newfags these days.....

>>40784996
I only got as far as the MC getting into academy before my instincts suddenly had flashbacks to other light novels which spend pages on pages on describing stats and powers and items and JESUS FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT MC AND HIS FUCKING WAIFU MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL!

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>>40785018

Looks like we are going for adorable interruptions.
Writing.

>>40784937
More like Mom knows its time and Dad has no idea how fast Harpies mature.

>>40784944
Cause I'm thirsty.

>>40785011
>This shit
>A Storm
Dude, this isn't even a fart in the wind. I'm just trying to keep it comfy so I ask because I care.

Anyways, back to writing adorableness. Keep yelling at one another while I do so, it is keeping me entertained.

>>40785157
My threshold for shitstorm status is low. Probably because of my newness.

>>40785157
Oi Sigil, Can you answer>>40784806
Please

Burningsigil I just want to let you know I love this quest, and I love this story. But I don't like to vote, I just want to let you know there are lots of quiet readers and fans of yours who don't vote but love this story, please never stop running this quest for us!

>>40785157
"You a shit!"
"No you a shit!"
"No! You!"
Now imagine this as the harpy twins.

>>40785231
Do it in broken English anon.

>>40785231
"Sistah, oo a twit!"
"Twitt~"
"Nu, 'twit!'"
"Wite, twitt~!"
"Nuuuuu!"

No one is going to post confused bird noises youtube videos?

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>>40785221
I'm not a godly writer and sometimes when its been a while I Flanderize my characters to remember stuff. Sorry if it is coming off poorly. Will work on fixing

>>40785224
Warms the cockles of my heart it does. Thanks for that anon.

>>40785291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqQ2BtToGdI

BACK TO WRITING!

>>40785291
Fine. But it's going to happy-confused!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfpL9Z9d8uE

>>40785313
They sound like a higher pitch rooster.

If that is possible.

>>40785318
An anon after my heart.

>>40785313
Would rather you just stick with the better wording, Since we did have that last time, And we got it because of an amazing roll. Just feels liek your cheating us is all

>>40785313
You know, I always thought that was an image of a bird ruffling its tail feather at the audience, leaning forward in its nest in a you whot mate look.

Then I realized that it is actually just a part of its head dress.

>>40785385
>It's actually a small birb sitting on top of a larger birb preening itself.

>>40785417
What is this "Birb" you speak of?

>>40785343
I get the feeling if we take up singing we will be really damn good at it, and right now we are just copying our sister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7D-1RG-VRk

>>40785446
The sound a harpy-chick makes when it try to say 'bird' when it is too young to make the proper mouth-noises. They cannot finish the harsh 'd' sound so they end on a softer 'b' sound.

>>40785474
Awww. What are you doing to my heart anon.

>>40784974
racist

Computer crashed. Give me a little while to rewrite...

>>40785680
No worries bird DM. We will wait, patiently.

>>40785680
You need a new toaster.

>>40785680
You need to get out of the way of a hurricane. The wind-spirits are getting closer.

>>40785857
Hurricane got to DM? It is too late?

>>40785985
>>40785857
Tornado.

>>40784750
You look out into the dining room, you could leave your family to have their discussion, but you are kinda hungry so their discussion will have to make way for you and your twin. You look over to your duplicate sister and motion for her to follow you into the eating area. The two of you moving up behind your father as you approach, a light crunch of twigs under your talons the only telling of your approach.

“Look honey, I know you can do it. There is nothing to be scared of, your father and I will be right here for you.” Your mother tries to console your sister with a gentle wing. Your mother’s white feathers rustling softly against the brown, full-fledged “adult” feathers of your sister’s.
Your sister has really grown overnight as well, she has the appearance of a ten year old, and her brown feathers appear to almost be completely “adult” ones except for small patches of down that stick out here and there. Her wavy brown hair stretches down her back now and her talons look much larger than they did only yesterday.

“Dun wanna,” you hear your big sister mumble as she stuffs her face full of some unknown meat that one of your parents must have hunted as breakfast. She is curled up, wings trying to shield her from your mother.

“Aww sweetie, I know it is scary for your first time, but please, trust your momma.” Your mother attempts to wrap her wings around your sister fully for a hug but you older sister move slightly across the wood floor out of her reach.

“Now hunnie, I dun mean tah be taking the girl’s side but maybe-“ your father begins as he attempts to interject himself once more into the discussion.
1/2

>>40786103
“Hey!” “Ayy!” you and your twin say in unison draping your bodies over your Dad’s right and left shoulders respectively.
“Watcha talking bout?” “Twirt, izzit?” “Is sis in trubble?” “Do sumnthin bad?” “Come on tell us.” “Tell us, Da.”

The two of you begin to pester your father asking him question after question, back and forth, as you rock lightly on his shoulder, soft wings draping down to balance yourselves, and talons hanging up in the air behind you.

“Well, well, if it isn’t ma’ little duo. Hehe, nah, no trubble. Yer mum here is just trying to convince ya sister to take up her first flight.” Your father says with a light chuckle as he lets you and your twin hang off of him.
You look back over to your older sister, and she looks up at the two of you, she seems to mouth ‘Don’t tell’. Hunh, you could tell mom and dad about Big Sis’s flight last night or you could just get to eating.
“But big sis-“ your sister begins, looks like you are on the clock Sam, decision time.
>Tell everything about yesterday
>Tell about the flight, omit the adventure
>Interrupt your twin. (How?)
>Just eat, your twin is her own person.
>Write in

>>40786127
>Tell everything about yesterday
>Twin power activate!

>>40786127
>Tell everything about yesterday

>>40786127
>>Interrupt your twin. (How?)

[x] Look, breakfast!

>>40786127
>Interrupt your twin. (How?)
>Food interruption!

>>40786127
>Tell everything about yesterday

>>40786127
>Interrupt your twin. (How?)
Hey sis, Food!
Stuff some in her mouth.

Shadowrun Engaged: Level 1]
Dear Lord! We have scared our big sister out of flying!

>>40786127
>>Interrupt your twin. (How?)

[x] Look, breakfast!

>>40786127

>Tell everything about yesterday

>>40786145
>>40786190
>>40786232
>>40786256
>Sister asks us not to tell
>Tell anyway!
You are the worst siblings.

>>40786127
>Interrupt your twin. (How?)
Food.

>>40786127
>Tell everything about yesterday
It's our fault. We screwed up.

>>40786127
>Interrupt your twin. (How?)
>Food

>>40786127
>Interrupt your twin. (How?)
Loudly proclaim how hungry you and twin are, get stuffed.

>>40786127
Seconding >>40786235
Well, except instead of shoving food into her mouth (as I'm not sure how the logistics of that would work), maybe push her towards the food.

>>40786127
>Interrupt your twin. (How?)
>Food interruption!

>>40786127
Tallying and Writing.

>>40786249
Do I look like that evil of a monster to you?

>>40786466
Kinda hard to tell when you do stuff like Lotus, So yes i suppose

>>40786466
>Do I look like that evil of a monster to you?
Not evil so much as just not knowing any better.

>>40786501
>Leave Kobold because environment is not fluffy enough
>Complain that down feathers of harpies are too sharp and prickly

Anon. You might be a thin skinned bitch.

>>40786127
“-is still eating her bwekfast.” You finish your sister’s sentence for her, prompting her to look over at you with a confused look. You shake your head no, and she clams up. She must not have saw your older sister’s signal, good thing you stopped her.

“Aye, Ariel. The girls are right, at least give your oldest till she finishes eatin ‘fore you make her fly the nest.” You father lets out a chuckle as he slaps his knee, rocking you slightly in the process. Both your mom and older sister look embarrassed, your sister returning her attention to her meal.

“Sorry, sweetie. I’m just excited is all. The first flight is a big moment in a harpy’s life. It’s when they get their name and,“ your Mother pauses looking over at your older sister. “Well, I’m just happy for my oldest to finally be ready, is all.”

Your older sister’s feathers ruffle at this, but she doesn’t say anything her mouth full of whatever the mystery meat is on the leaf today.
“Hey, sis.” You say turning to your twin who is still hanging from your Dad’s other shoulder. “Bwekfast time.”

Your twin nods and the both of you hop off of your Dad’s shoulders to make your way over to your breakfast. The meat is piled as high as two days ago, which seems considerably smaller to you now that you have grown so much, but it should still fill you up. Looking over to the side you can see the remnants of whatever this thing used to be, bones, scales, claws, and feathers? What kind of abominations live in this forest!?

1/2

>>40786718
Awwooo~

>>40787002
None the less, you dig in. There is a rustic twinge to the uncooked meat, and it has the texture of steak. Each bite comes away easily and the meat is very tender in spite of itself. On your left is your twin and your right your older sister, who looks over at you with a bit of joy in her eyes, as the three of you eat your meal.

Mom makes a motion to Dad and the two get up to go to another part of the nest. They seem to have left the dining room leaving the three of you to your meal.

>Try to talk to Older Sis about yesterday
>Wait for one of your sisters to talk, just enjoy the meal
>Try to spy on your parents (D)
>Write in

>>40787020
>Try to spy on your parents (D)
SLUUUUUUUUUUUT!

>>40787020
>Wait for one of your sisters to talk, just enjoy the meal

>>40787020
>Wait for one of your sisters to talk, just enjoy the meal

>>40787020
Wemembah, sis. Dis is a sneakin misson.

>>40787020
>Try to spy on your parents (D)

>>40787020
>Try to spy on your parents (D)

>>40787020
>Wait for one of your sisters to talk, just enjoy the meal

>>40787020
>Try to spy on your parents (D)
Really mom? Jesus our mom is a fucking Nympho isn't she....

>>40787020
>Try to spy on your parents (D)

>>40787133
She just wants a big family, anon.

>>40787020
>>Try to spy on your parents (D)

Can't resist the red button.

But DM knows this too. So they will not be having sex. Instead, they will be plotting how to get big sis to fly.

And is big sis not flying to hide the fact that she knows how to do it already?

>>40787020
> Try to spy on your parents (D)

>>40787020
Calling for a spying mission.

>>40787033
>>40787133
>>40787170
But anon. The real pervert is you, for thinking just cause two people left a room they are "getting busy".

Roll me 1d100 LINKED HERE!

Roll me 1d100

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>40787305
Super sneaky!

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>40787305
WE SNAKE NOW!

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>40787305
You dropped your trip

>>40787305
Well from what we've seen of mom she is perverted, I mean she did it right infront of the kids

>>40787353
Just kissing I thought?

Or fully procreation? Lewd!

>>40787378
Moved to full after we left the room.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>40787305

>>40787317
>>40787320
>>40787333
Taking these and writing.

>>40787353
She just tackled Dad and made out a bit, aggressive making out but still making out.
Obviously they made sure you all were out of the room/they moved to their room.

WRITING!

>>40787393
In about the timeframe of one second

>>40787418
I just realized I dropped my trip.
Once per thread!

next thing let's try and remember anything we know about how birds fly. Maybe we could give advice to big sis

>>40787511
Yeah, we need to egg her on. She has to leave the nest sooner or later.

>>40787540
I still think she knows she can do it. Just trying to hide it to protect us.

>>40787540
Don't try to hide it, I see what you did there you bastard!

>>40787540
One outright pun. One metaphor (or should it be simile in this case?)

>>40787020
You look up from your meal, blood still dribbling down your chin and staining your feathers slightly. Wait a second, your parents wouldn’t leave the room unless they had something that they wanted to talk about in private, away from your ears. Or they could be doing “that” again, you really hope you aren’t wrong that it was for private talk and not privacy.

You creep your way away from the food pile, leaving your twin and older sister to continue their meal, your twin is enraptured with her meal but you older sister looks up like she wants to say something. However, you are already at the entrance to the kitchen and she let you go, returning to her meal. You creep your way across the twigs that make up the nest floor being careful not to make noise as you make your way to the entrance of the dining room. You think you can hear your parents talking to one another but you can’t quite make out what they are saying.

You poke your head out of the kitchen and swivel it back and forth looking both directions, the coast is clear for you to move up to a better listening position. You slink your way across the nest, darting around from little-pile-of-twigs-wall to slightly-taller-pile-of-twigs-wall as you make your way closer to where your parents’ voices are emanating from.

“…just…age I… worried...” you hear your mother’s voice saying from up ahead.

“Ahh… rush… time…” you hear the gruff voice of your father reply, as you make you way creeping across the nest moving closer and closer. You clawsteps quieter than the rustle of the leaves on the wind, you are a little ninja!

“Maybe… right… old ways… like me.” You hear your mother say in reply to Dad. You can almost make out the whole conversation. Just a little bit closer… there!
1/2

>>40788178
“Ach, Ariel, you are letting your sister get the best of ya. Don’t ya worry your pretty head over sumnthing like this. You’re a fine mother, sumntimes these things just take time.” You father says in a comforting tone.

“I know, I know, I’m just worried. Even when I was with the flock, no Harpy ever turned down the idea of flying. It’s just not in our genetics to not want to fly. It just has me worried is all.” You hear your mother reply.

“Bah, genetics schmenetics, she is your daughter and she’ll be fine I say. “ you father retorts back oh-so-eloquently.

“Even so, should I go see Dea about this. Mom was always good at dealing with-“ your mom begins before she is interrupted by your father.

“Don’t be getting your mum involved in this. We’ll never hear the end of it if you do. Remember what happened last time you asked for advice, gave her the opportunity ta have you stay there for a week.” He states matter of factly.

“But Steve-“

“No butts, unless it is yours.”

You hear an “Eep!” from around the corner and after a short bit the sound of kissing again…

>Head back to eating
>Rooster block your Father, go interrupt
>Maybe stay here for a bit...
>Write in

>>40788198
>Rooster block your Father, go interrupt
HAHAHAHHA!

>>40788178
>Maybe stay here for a bit...
Remember to start cheering on the wrestling match at an inappropriate point.

Don't worry mom you can still win this! You just need to get on top! Like last time!

>>40788198
>Rooster block your Father, go interrupt
Time to be a butt.

>>40788198
>Rooster block your Father, go interrupt

>>40788198
>Rooster block your Father, go interrupt

>>40788198
>Rooster block your Father, go interrupt

>>40788198
>>40788231 I realized I should have selected
>Rooster block your Father, go interrupt
With the extra text I provided not just wait around.

>>40788198
>>Rooster block your Father, go interrupt
Sis can fly she did yesterday!

>>40788198
Looks like we are stopping things before they happen. Writing.

>>40788492
I just can't seem to hold my trip tonight folks.

You know, all this baby chick stuff has me wondering. how do you think an Egg laying species person like a Harpy would react to witnessing a human style live birth for the first time?
Im thinking screaming. Lots and lots of screaming.

>>40788898
Probably more questioning than screaming? Admittedly human birth is bloodier,(damn you placenta!) but they could probably rationalize it as essentially carrying the egg inside instead of laying.

>>40788980
"It's always blood with humans! Everything they do they always have to bleed everywhere! They don't lay their eggs, you know. You know what happens to the unfertilized eggs? BLOOD! Even if they do get a little one, they don't even lay the egg! It hatches inside them and- BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! SO MUCH DAMN BLOOD!"

>>40789034
Grandmother's rant on why Harpy males should never marry a human woman.

>>40788198
Yeah, no. Not this early in the morning they aren’t. They might be young, you think, and in love, that’s the obvious one, but that doesn’t give them the right to be as busy as rabbits. You make your way across the nest floor and peer into your parents’ room where Dad and Mom are very busy doing a good job imagining each other’s faces are made of tasty chocolate. You step out into the door way in plain view, and wait for a bit.

They continue mashing their faces against one another in the throwes of passion before your mother, with her wings wrapped tightly around your father, finally looks away for a brief moment and notices that you are standing there.
“Steve.” She says to your father nudging him with her wing.

“Mmmm, Ariel.” Your father says as he kisses the nape of her neck.

“Steve” she shakes him a bit, her eyes growing wide as she attempts to get his attention off of her.

“What? What is-“ your father finally seems to notice something is wrong and turns to the door.
“Ach! Ah, sweetie, what’re you doin away from your sisters?” he stammers out as he and your mother loosen the tightness on their embrace.

“Dun eatin’, came to see Mama an Papa” You reply knowing full well that you came here to spy on them originally.

“Oh, sweetie,” you mother says breaking her hold on you father and walking over to you, she places her right wing on your head, it is soft and the feathers tickle you. “Why don’t you go check on the egg with your sisters, your father and I will be right there.”

>Go check on eggy like mom asked
>No, demand attention! (Do something.)
>Go back to kitchen, see sisters.
>Write in

>>40789079
>No, demand attention! (Do something.)
We're here to get them to stop making fuck in the morning, not be easily diverted.

>>40789079
>No, demand attention! (Do something.)
Attempt to fly! Right here, right now!

Run around making flapping sounds. It's totally the same thing.

>>40789079
>>No, demand attention! (Do something.)
>TALK ABOUT REMEMBERING YOUR PAST LIFE
murder the mood as hard as possible for the morning.

>>40789079
>Go back to kitchen, see sisters.
Goad sister in to flying for mom, or see why she is so scared.

>>40789079
>No, demand attention! (Do something.)
Flap flap

>>40789109
Second

>>40789079
>Go check on eggy like mom asked

>>40789079
>>No, demand attention! (Do something.)
Start asking a bunch of silly little questions, like why the sky is blue, why we live up so high in a tree, what's a name and why do we have names, what's the big sis already flying- i mean, not flying yet- just keep rambling and if they answer something just keep going "But why?" over and over

>>40789079
>No, demand attention! (Do something.)
Why you do this in morning, Everyone can hear you you know...

>>40789129
My current shadow run is that she's not scared of flight. She's scared of how we'll react to her flying. Last time didn't go so well. We were a shell shocked little bird.

>>40789079
>Go check on eggy like mom asked

>>40789116
Yes, excellent.

Make them chase us around the room. We'll get rolls for evasion.

>>40789192
I think she just pulled something while flying and will fly once her body's unfucked itself.

Also, do you think exhibitionist harpies masturbate in mid-air?

>>40789192
My god....It...It makes perfect sense....YOUR A BLOODY GENIUS ANON!

>>40789217
We also need to jump off of shit and generally be a giggling energetic child.

>>40789217
>>40789242
We must do it.

>No, demand attention! (Do something.)
make them work to get us out.

>>40789231
Dude really?

>>40789231
They would probably have to stop flying to do that,

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>>40789273
>fingering with talons

>>40789308
There is the wing option anon.

Actually how would that work.

>>40789308
Yes, and?

>>40789331
>Actually how would that work.
It wouldn't

>>40789308
It'd wind up being closer to knuckling or fisting, to avoid the talons. Or perhaps just rubbing the non-killy side of the talons against the clitoris.

>>40789331
Very very poorly in midair, unless the harpy needed only intermittent stimulation.

>>40789308
I dont think there legs would bend like that, also shoving a stabbing implement up ones vagina, even if relatively dull, is kind of a stupid idea,

>>40789079
Calling for generally being obnoxious child, running around the room being a flap flap. Writing!

>>40789231
>Also, do you think exhibitionist harpies masturbate in mid-air?
Option A) Really strong kegel muscles.
Option B) Magic stones.

Think we can fly? We can touch the sky?

>>40789366
Nobody said harpies were smart.

>>40789386
Why not both, Magic kegel balls

>>40789387
I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

I used to think life could not go on, that life was an awful song?

>>40789415
That is scary.

Their kegel muscle could crash male genitals.

>>40789408
I would put them on par with a human. probably.
Now that i think about, humans have tried to masturbate with seriously dangerous things before, and been horribly mutilated. I guess its not saying much.

>>40789439
Well there you go.

Sliced lunchmeat vaginas.

>>40789387
>>40789419
What is this a reference to?

>>40789469
Space Jam.

>>40789469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc

>>40789469
THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY

>>40789488
>>40789491
>>40789498
Oh.

Thank you anons.

More flying songs while we wait for DM?

>>40789488
Harpy Basketball League when?

>>40789488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

>>40789491
Oddly appropriate for this quest.

>>40789514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnlTrq6wLf0

>>40789515
The Harpy Basketball League: "More popped balls than amateur BDSM."

>>40789498
SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY

>>40789514
Ask and ye shall recieve
http://youtu.be/AgTZhfbCajQ

>>40789562
Always the classics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xvhutWc67k

Remember this terrible piece of song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA

>>40789594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5BJXwNeKsQ

>>40789594
>>40789605
>>40789608
Well clearly our current theme for the parents room is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

Danger zone!

Rolled 92 (1d100)

Rolling for shits and Giggles.

Ignore me.

>>40789629
We did good at flying.

We did really good.

Tom Cruise good.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>40789629

I wish more quests had theme songs.

I remember when EchoGarrote used to do that.

>>40789629
Hot damn we can DOOOOOODGE!

>>40789660
We are not a goose!

>>40789636
Master of Evasion, And Cockblocking.

>>40789680
No honking sign where?

>>40789683
I think it's mom that gets bluebeaned the hardest.

She a nympho

>>40789636
>>40789660
>>40789680
>>40789683
No you guys, that was the "Catch this brat so we can fuck" roll. We're caught.

>>40789752
Welp, little sisters here we come!

>>40789752
aww

i wanted a hilarious chase scene

>>40789079
Oh, no. You aren’t actually a little kid, you won’t fall for the. ‘Go do a menial task so Mom and Dad can have some time’ trick. They are going to learn the “joy” of being parents even if it kills you, metaphorically. This is going to be horribly embarrassing but a lesson must be taught. You rustle your feather up to m-m-m-maximum rustle puffing them out as far as you can, puff out your little chest, and stick out your wings.

“No.” You quip up at your mother, “I’mma fly. You see.”

Your mother looks taken aback, and your father casually raises an eyebrow.
“H-honey, you are too young to be able to fly. Maybe wait another-“

You puff out your cheeks, “No, fly now!” you say flapping your wings up and down as you do a short hop, generating a little bit of lift to prolong your bounce. You begin running around the room flapping your arms as your parents watch on.
“Fly, fly, I can fly.” You say bouncing up and down on the floor of the nest.

“Ok, sweetie that’s enough.” Your mother says approaching you with outstretched wings, in an attempt to grab you. But you duck away, wings still fluttering rapidly.

“Fly, fly, Belieb can fly.” You say as you jump more and more your little wings working overtime but providing little to no lift.

You mother lets out a small sigh and has a warm smile on. “Of course sweetie. Steve, honey, can you?” you mother nods with her head to your father.

“Ach, fine, I’ll do it. C’mere my little one.” He says as he makes his way over towards you, hands outstretched to try to hold you.
But you will have none of it. You are like the wind itself! You continue bounding your way around your parent’s room.
1/2

>>40789680
Are you saying we're a Duck?

>>40789829
Suddenly, your father makes a diving grasp for you, it looks like he is going to catch you!
You leap, it is a short jump up but you flutter as hard as you can, you manage to gain some lift into the air and flutter your way away from your father. It is a short “flight” no further than a good yard or so but you could feel it was different from a jump.

“Ach, how’d.” He looks up from the nest floor to you and then back to your mother. Your mother looks at you with awestruck eyes.
“D-does that count?” he asks her.

-----
Calling it here for tonight folks. Stick around to pester me about stuff. Or don’t, I’m not a cop.

>>40789851
>Calling it here for tonight folks
Well, at least I have to go to bed early this time.

>>40789851
Does it count?

>>40789851
Thank you good DM.

It was adorable.

>>40789851
>>40789874
Damn right it counts.

>>40789851
Oh, god, that's too good.
We're certainly an early bloomer.

>>40789851
Told you we could fly!

>>40789874
Totally counts!

>>40789829
>Belieb can fly

DM is great. That is all.

So is our big sister going to be angry at us for this?

>>40789851
If that does count, we have to make a point of saying big sis flew first. We can't steal all the thunder!

>>40789950
I like it.

>>40789851
Thanks for running!

>>40789874
yup

>>40789950
agreed

>>40789851
>>40789899
We're officially too fast for our own good.
Before we know it we'll have our first kiss, then we'll be picking up boys from the village. Next thing you know we'll have a job and we'll be getting married.
And that's in less than a month!

>>40789990
What the hell do you think we are! We ain't no slut
Although our mom probably is...

>>40789884
>>40789917
>>40789957
Thanks for that guys, means a lot.

>>40789874
>>40789889
>>40789900
>>40789899
>>40789950
I gotta say, even I need to check. 95 was my actual Flight DC. But a 92 was in the "it might count" range. Heck, this was the last thing I expected from a single dice roll. Mom is very impressed though.

>>40789990
2Fast2Quick

>>40790023
Silly anon, Mom isn't a slut. She only has eyes for one man.

>>40789917
You could even call us a song bird.

>>40790076
Why did I laugh.

>>40790073
>She only has eyes for one man.
She can still be a slut though, And she probably is

>>40790112
Cause it's funny

>>40790124
I'm not sure you know what that word means.

>>40790124
Slut means she'd fuck anyone.

Word you're looking for is nymphomaniac, I.E. really likes sex.

>>40790143
From wiki
>Slut is a term applied to an individual who is considered to have loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous.

>>40790023
Moms only a slut for dad nigga.

>>40790197
so our mother is not the first, and probably has not had many partners, probably.

Do anons not have active sex lives with your partners? If you are away for a while you're generally going to want to have sex with each other.

>>40790197
>individual who is considered to have loose sexual morals
Nope strictly monogamous marriage, morals are pretty tight she is too I bet.

>who is sexually promiscuous.
We'd have to see another guy besides dad and her trying to get in said other guy's pants for that to apply.

>>40790254
The question is, why would dad go away when her chicks are due?

>>40790269
maybe he has a job? I doubt paternity leave is a thing.

>>40790269
Work.

>>40790269
He might have just gone out for a hunt or a bit of news from the local town. Eggs take awhile to hatch.

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>>40790254
>anons
>sex lives
>partners

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We are going to be the fastest harpy this side of the forest.

>>40790315
I initially thought brown harpies would not look as good as white harpies.

This picture proved me wrong.

>>40790304
Youre making me sad anon, palms make terrible dinner dates.

>>40790315
Well it's adorable.

>>40790269
Dad works as a courier between this town and the others in the region, sometimes he is gone for weeks at a time. His life is delivery quests.

>>40790396
Poor Dad. At least it's not escort quests.

>>40790396
Worst. Adventurer. Ever.

>>40790396
>His life is delivery quests.
Well atleast his life isn't escort quests....Uhg those are awful....

>>40790396
If this is what he really does we need to go with him once.

>>40790419
>>40790424
In both sense of the word.

>>40790396
I also dropped my trip one last time.

Also it is neat seeing how anon focuses on sex and not the fact that she is a ridiculously evolved Harpy, has her own nest away from the flock, is capable of hunting large beasts, and is a kind and caring person to her children, even willing to go so far as dealing with her family, who she is estranged from, to seek help for her daughter.

Never change 4chan.

>>40790450
It is.
>>40790424
He sometimes does those too. He sees them as a pleasant change of pace.

>>40790466
>He sees them as a pleasant change of pace.
He must truly have a will of steel......

>>40790466
We focus on that because we know mom is the best mom we could ever ask for, strong, loving, and protective. Just more of a nymphamaniac.

>>40790508
Maybe it is the other kind. The Slut kind of escort quests.

>>40790466
>It is.
WE HAVE TO GO WITH HIM.

ADVENTURE. DRAG OUR SISTERS ALONG.

>>40790466
>Also it is neat seeing how anon focuses on sex and not the fact that she is a ridiculously evolved Harpy, has her own nest away from the flock, is capable of hunting large beasts, and is a kind and caring person to her children, even willing to go so far as dealing with her family, who she is estranged from, to seek help for her daughter.
Well when you say it like that....I feel kinda like a bastard now....Although she REALLY should't do those kinds of things when her kids are around, She'll scar them at that rate!

>>40790466
>Also it is neat seeing how anon focuses on sex and not the fact that she is a ridiculously evolved Harpy, has her own nest away from the flock, is capable of hunting large beasts, and is a kind and caring person to her children, even willing to go so far as dealing with her family, who she is estranged from, to seek help for her daughter.
We don't focus on those because we don't have enough information on those to make judgements.

>>40790466
Hey, everyone has flaws.

She's just a sex maniac.

>>40790315
>Twin strikes from the slipstream.

>>40790618
Please explain more.

I am interested in where that image came from.

>>40790545
Possible option
>>40790547
At least she has the decency to stop when she spots one. Now if only she had enough to build a door...
>>40790559
Fair enough
>>40790570
True enough anon, true enough. Everyone has a vice. Even IRL. Mine is sloth, it used to be pride but then college happened.

>>40790076
>>40790547
Nah, they'll just think sex is a normal thing that happens between two people who love each other. Instead of whatever puritanical hell America crawled out of.

>>40790696
Well having sex while your daughter is falling to her death is not such a good thing.

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>>40790618
Personally i like this image better

>>40790726
But that's our fault.

>>40790726
Yeah honestly lowered my opinion of her greatly....
>>40790745
Maybe she should've taken the time to watch after her kids who have been known to sneak out instead of having sex

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We're going to be such a little shit.

Will our sister always be an innocent little qt or are we going to corrupt her?

She had no idea her precautions didn't work. She didn't think Big Sis would go into cahoots with the two troublemakers.

>>40790696
This is also true. America is so prude... hyper violence and swearing go right ahead. Nipple? BANNED!
>>40790726
Silly anon big sis had more than enough feathers to slow her descent. It would have been a pain for her to try to get back up though without a good roll.
>>40790767
To be fair she did "babyproof" the nest. The only way you got out was by all working together.

>>40790796
Merciful DM is merciful.

>>40790796
>To be fair she did "babyproof" the nest.
Apparently she didn't if we got out now did she?

>>40790783
>Thunderbird
>Implying we're such a shit breed
PLEEEEEB!

>>40790783
Adorable.

>>40790867
Speaking of breeds anyone want to guess breeds of family members? You and sis are Harpy.
Big sis is a Northern Harrier.
Mom is unconfirmed.
As is Auntie Emm and Grandma.

Hint: Mom is a "mythical" harpy.

Captcha thinks a chicken sandwich is steak...

>>40790796
>This is also true. America is so prude... hyper violence and swearing go right ahead. Nipple? BANNED!
I can't think offhand of any first-world country that's not utterly schizophrenic like that either one way or the other. Either they're fine with ultraviolence but utter prudes, or don't give a fuck about lewd stuff but go nuts over violence.

>>40790927
lil-egg is scrambled

>>40790927
Clearly Mom is a chicken sandwich steak harpy.

>>40790971
Dad made breakfast with the wrong egg.
Classic Dad.

>>40790927
Mom is a roc?

>>40790927
>Mom is a "mythical" harpy.
Calling it now, she's a George Melons harpy.

>>40791021
No! She's a harpy, duhh!

>>40791021
I think at that point dad could fit his entire body into mother.

>>40791021
You might meet one of those down the road, but no.
>>40791029
I seem to be missing a joke here.
>>40790971
>>40791011
Oh nooooo

>>40790927
Alkonost
Siren
Sirin
Tengu
HARPYIAI
Firebird
Roc
Feng-huang
Phoenix
Ziz
Griffin
Hippogriff
Pegasus?

>>40791097
No indian legend anon?

For shame.

And no North American ones either.

>>40791109
Look atleast i tried damn you!

>>40791097
Well I won't tell you if mom is there. But Granny Dea is on that list.

>>40791148
Oh c'mon atleast tell us WHICH mythology she is in, As in what culture

>>40791148
>>40791195
I think DM meant mom's specie is a raptor that existed in our world who is also a legend.

>>40791148
Peregrine?

>>40791195
Gotta keep you guys guessing. After all the QM needs his fun too.
>>40791213
Possibly...

>>40791267
....If you say she's a fucking raptor i will find you and bite you, AND NOT IN THE KINKY WAY!

>>40791330
Can we hold off three of her with the movie pose?

>>40791330
But we're a raptor.

>>40791330
Different raptor, anon.

>>40791213
One of those extinct Condors maybe?

>>40791267
Haast's eagle

Largest eagle to live (in our world anyway).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast%27s_eagle