>(2/2)

You tear your eyes away from the dumb cartoon (urgh, why does everyone cry so much on this show? It’s depressing) and pretend not to be watching the other two. JJ has been like this for a while now. He sat through the movie (7/10, not too bad, not the best, okay mutant metaphor) with the responsiveness of a coma patient. Laura… is looking at her hands. You can tell that this is freaking her out, but she doesn’t seem to know what to say or do.

And to be fair, you don’t either.

>Present Time: 14:25 PM
>Hunger Level: 2
>Current Funds: $21

>Energy Charge: 1/5

>[ ] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”
>[ ] “Hey didn’t you say you were gonna meet Peter later? What’s up with that?”
>[ ] “Hey um you sure you don’t want to check out your dad’s place like now?”
>[ ] “Thanks for picking me up and this was great and stuff but I can make my own way back.” YOU OUT.
>[ ] Shut up and watch the dumb cartoon.
>[ ] Write in.

>>40736884
>[ ] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”
>[ ] “Hey um you sure you don’t want to check out your dad’s place like now?”

>>40736884
>[ ] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”
>[ ] “Hey didn’t you say you were gonna meet Peter later? What’s up with that?”

we're playing a Black guy now right? Lets finally play some basketball.

>>40736884
>You tear your eyes away from the dumb cartoon
LUCAS YOU PLEB YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOOD 'TOONS SO SHUT IT

>[X] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”
Let the awkward small talk begin.

>>40736884
>Hey JJ wanna go beat up an old woman
You beat shock with shock

>>40736875
>You are Lucas Bishop, mutant vagrant.
Oh Boy.


>>40736884
>[ ] “Hey didn’t you say you were gonna meet Peter later? What’s up with that?”

>>40736884
>[ ] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”
>[ ] “Hey didn’t you say you were gonna meet Peter later? What’s up with that?”


we can stakeout our "dad's" place after we meet everyone we are supposed to meet and do everything we are supposed to do.

>>40736884
>[ ] “Hey um you sure you don’t want to check out your dad’s place like now?”

Cause if you keep damn moping im going to have to order my gravestone for how solemn this shit is.

>JJ being insensitive to Laura's crowd phobia

>>40736884
>>[ ] “Hey didn’t you say you were gonna meet Peter later? What’s up with that?”
>[ ] “Hey um you sure you don’t want to check out your dad’s place like now?”

>>40736984
Nigga he just saw a ghost
Laura might have problems but so does JJ

>>40736884
>>[ ] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”
>[ ] “Hey didn’t you say you were gonna meet Peter later? What’s up with that?”

>>40736884
>>[ ] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”

>[ ] “Thanks for picking me up and this was great and stuff but I can make my own way back.” YOU OUT.

>>40736884
>>[ ] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”
>>[ ] “Hey didn’t you say you were gonna meet Peter later? What’s up with that?”

>>40736884
>Whisper in Laura's ear to hug JJ or some shit
JJ digs hugs, maybe hugs can save him for the possibly not dead dad blackhole

>>40736884
>[ ] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”
>[ ] “Hey didn’t you say you were gonna meet Peter later? What’s up with that?”

>>40736884
>>[ ] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”
>[ ] “Hey um you sure you don’t want to check out your dad’s place like now?”

>>40736884
>[ ] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”
>[ ] “Hey didn’t you say you were gonna meet Peter later? What’s up with that?”

The movie must have been scary to fuck up JJ and Laura like that. it must have been rated pg13

>>40736942
Being black and a mutant is like being black with little extra black

>>40737223

with a built in gun

and like Japanese during world war two America.

and also the giant murder robots after you.

>>40737223
Oh god we have to go assault white woman now

>>40736884
>[ ] “Hey um you sure you don’t want to check out your dad’s place like now?”

>>40737285
"Uppity scanners detect subject 'boy'."

>>40736884
>>[ ] “Hey um you sure you don’t want to check out your dad’s place like now?”

>[X] “That… that movie sure was… fun, right?”
>[X] “Hey didn’t you say you were gonna meet Peter later?”

>(1/2)

You clear your throat.

“So…” Oh god dammit, you don’t know where you’re going with this. “…That movie sure was… fun, right?”

It was a Disney flick about a princess with snow powers. Totally an obvious mutant metaphor, though. Props to the House of Mouse for that, even if it was kinda dull. Must’ve done well – you’re surprised it was still showing. You have no idea how much of it JJ even remembers.

He blinks, his stare reeling its way back, and fixes you with a long, insensate sorta look, like he’s trying to figure out what the fuck you’re even talking about.

“Oh.” He says, at long last. “Yeah. It was… cool.”

“Hah.” You laugh nervously. “Cool, because, like, ice stuff…”

Aaaand… he has no clue what the fuck you’re on about. He just nods along and pretends to catch your drift.

Urk.

As you reach desperately for thing to say, a thought occurs.

“Hey, didn’t you say you were gonna go meet Peter later?”

He stirs.

“…Yeah.” He fishes out his phone in robotic silence, presumably checking his messages. You can just about see his eyes peeking out over the top of his shades, a quality like that of mist to their irises. “He doesn’t get out of school till later. We’re meeting at… some science place. Owned by Roxxon.”

He goes quiet again. Laura I watching him nervously out the corner of her eyes.

“Uh, that sounds”–

>>40736884
>[ ] ... So how about that anime! Lot of crazy shit going on in them animes! You like anime?!

>(2/2)

“Hey! Hey, you!”

You crane around to look up at the source of the voice… and you keep looking up for quite a while, until your eyes find their way to a square, strong-jawed face sitting atop a set of mountainous footballer shoulders. It’s some guy in a varsity jacket, probably a few years older than you, his arms very nearly bulging through its sleeves and a huge, aggressive smirk slathered across his face. A pair of similarly bulky compatriots and what appears to be the token female cluster behind him.

He leans in over the table, glaring down at JJ.

“I knew it!” He exclaims, his grin turning smug. “You were the guy wandering around at school. Why were you dragging your ass around the grounds, dude?” His eyes fall upon you, then Laura, then focus back on him. “You look like a goddamn hobo.”

JJ looks up at him and says nothing.

>[ ] “Hey, man, I think you’ve got the wrong guy…”
>[ ] “Back off dude, don’t be a douche.”
>[ ] “Fuck off mate I’ll glass ur mum if you don’t get out of my sight.”
>[ ] "Are you guys skipping school? In, like, 1975?"
>[ ] Demonstrate your glowy eyes and tell him to beat it.
>[ ] nope.jpg you’re not part of this, you’re watching silly cartoons.
>[ ] Write in.

>>40737442
"I am a hobo."

>>40737463

He's talking to JJ, not Lucas.

>>40737442
Tell Eugene that he ends up as a cripple. That'll learn him.

>>40737442
>[ ] "Are you guys skipping school? In, like, 1975?"

Because right now JJ would probably rip his arms off, and Laura would certainly do so.

>>40737442
>>[ ] "Are you guys skipping school? In, like, 1975?"

>>40737469
sorry. I forgot about that part.

>>40737442
>>[ ] “Fuck off mate I’ll glass ur mum if you don’t get out of my sight.”
Totally this one.

Kidding. Let's go with
>>[ ] "Are you guys skipping school? In, like, 1975?"

>>40737442
>[ ] “Back off dude, don’t be a douche.”
>[ ] "Are you guys skipping school? In, like, 1975?"

>>40737442
>[ ] “Hey, man, I think you’ve got the wrong guy…”

>>40737442
>[ ] “Hey, man, I think you’ve got the wrong guy…”
>[ ] "Are you guys skipping school? In, like, 1975?"

>>40737442
>[ ] "Are you guys skipping school? In, like, 1975?"
It's just Flash Thompson, what the hell is he gonna do? Throw a football at us?

>>40737442
>>[ ] "Are you guys skipping school? In, like, 1975?"

>>40737442
>[ ] "Are you guys skipping school? In, like, 1975?"

>>40737442
>>[ ] "Are you guys skipping school? In, like, 1975?"
maybe add something like " I wish I could go to school " if he continues to be a dick.

>>40737535
Like flash would care

Quick Lucas, whip out the race card and throw Flash off his game!

>>40737535
Pretty sure pity isn't gonna work here...

>>40737554
OH YOU RACIST SHIT YOU DON"T LIKE JJ CUZ HE"S SITTING WITH A BLACK?!?

>>40737442
>[ ] Write in.
"Oi m8 hobo-chic is all the rage. Get with the times. And shades here is an important dude, autographs cost $20."

>>40737554
Yes! Challenge him to a race around the world

>fucking with JJ right now
Oh god
This nigga is dead as shit

>>40737599
He can fly on JJ's back!

>>40737545
Just tell him Spider-Man would care and make him all self conscious n shit.

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>>40737554

Nah. One of Flash's friends is black.

>>40737442
>>[ ] "Are you guys skipping school? In, like, 1975?"

>>40737442
You're not being the person Spider-man knew you could be

>>40737620
>I'm not racist! One of my friends is black!
I don't think that ever works, though.

>>40737620
>white gf
Oh capeshit, never change

>>40737639
Only if said black friend steps forward.
If he ain't there everyone just presumes their a lair.

Tell him JJ is Spiderman

>>40737641

If it makes you feel any better, he really wants to dump her 'cause she's a pretty huge bitch but he's too nice to do so.

>>40737639
It does when you can grab a dude and run and smear him around the world

>inb4 JJ just stares at him lists off a shit ton of chemicals his name and his powers
>before continuing to stare forward
If there's one thing I know, it's that JJ gets weird when he's in shock

>>40737442
>Start enthusiastically talking about the movie
He'll never expect it!

>>40737676

Nigga we aint fuckin rain man. Thats retarded.

ITT: Anons feeling slightly uncomfortable playing a black guy.

>>40737698
>forgetting that JJ is a genetic abomination with for some reason his dad's knowledge of medicines
>forgetting typhoon put his hand in there too
Anon, don't doubt genetic abominations. They be scurry

>>40737698
Pretty sure JJ has randomly spouted science shit before without realising it.

>>40737719

But he ain't gonna start shouting "HOT WATER BURN BABY! HOT WATER BURN BABY!" any time soon.

>Inb4 JJ goes "What's that over there?" and vanishes.

>>40737724

Nope.

You're wrong.

>>40737728
>Leaves Laura sitting there when he does

>>40737442
>[ ] He was applying for a job as the janitor.

>>40737732
Nope, you're wrong

>>40737803

Prove it.

>(1/2)

…It… doesn’t look like he’s gonna say anything anytime soon.

You suck in a lungful of courage.

It is time for Lucas to be the hero. What would Superman do?

“Are you guys skipping school?” You say, a taunting edge to your tone. “In, like, 1975?”

He looks at you like you’re something he’s picked off the bottom of his shoe. Goddamn, you could flatten this guy. Last night you fought tooth and nail with a legit superhuman and now this guy is looking at you like you’re nothing. That makes you a little mad, which isn’t all too great, because you honestly aren’t the best at handling that stuff…

“What?” He sneers.

Urgh, does he not get it? Varsity jackets? Big blonde jocks wearing them? Totally a 70’s thing.

Man. Nobody gets you.

That’ll be on your tombstone. “Lucas Bishop, friend, nerd, mutie scum. Nobody got him.”

“You got something to say, too?” He cranes his big dumb head over Laura, glaring down at her. She remains pretty much shut down. “You his hobo girlfrie”–

>>40737844
They gonna die

>>40737844
>“You his hobo girlfrie”–
ohshit

>>40737844
>“You his hobo girlfrie”–
Here lies Flash.
He died like a bitch.

>(2/2)

JJ speaks so quietly and calmly, you barely realize he’s said anything at all until a few second later.

“Don’t make a scene.”

His hand darts out and catches the guy’s, who recoils partway in anger and partway in disgust.

“Dude, ga”–

You hear something snap. Somethings. The guy’s face contorts in pain.

“If you make a scene, you’re going to get really badly hurt.” Says JJ, his voice unnervingly calm. You don’t know if it’s fear or shock or both, but the guy complies, his friends staring with wide eyes. Slowly, JJ pulls him closer, and slides down his shades.

His eyes are vast, empty tracts of pitch-black nothing, ringed by a fire the colour and consistency of malachite. For a moment – just a moment, barely even a half a second – you think you see it play about his brow, a tiny parade of discolored sparks that flicker and spark in a shape almost like a diadem.

And you remember suddenly that this guy was a gangster. He used to beat people up and take their shit for a living.

He's probably killed people.

The jock bites his lip to stop himself screaming out aloud.

>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”
>[ ] Try to pull them apart.
>[ ] Get up and try to drag JJ away.
>[ ] Laura halp pls.
>[ ] Write in.

>>40737844
>“You his hobo girlfrie”–
Something tells me this is gonna work out perfectly fine.

>>40737844
That was not smart Flash. That was perhaps ill thought out.

>>40737876
>[ ] Laura halp pls.
>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”

>>40737876
>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”
>>[ ] Get up and try to drag JJ away.
>>[ ] Laura halp pls.

>>40737876

>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”

Time To Go.

>>40737876
>Nah, I'm good.
Let it all out JJ.
Faggot didn't get our joke and was rude to our resident autist.

>>40737876
>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”
>[ ] Laura halp pls.

>>40737876
>>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”

>>40737876
>And you remember suddenly that this guy was a gangster. He used to beat people up and take their shit for a living.
>
>He's probably killed people.
Huh. It feels weird seeing it from the other side.

>>40737876
>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”

>>40737876
>>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”

JJ's eyes have changed again. Shit is going down internally. And those sparks are pretty iffy.

>>40737876
>>[ ] Get up and try to drag JJ away.
>>[ ] Laura halp pls.

>>40737876
>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”
>[ ] Laura halp pls.

>>40737922
It's the Balefire. His horns are trying to burst into flames but they're currently hidden.

>>40737876
>>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”
>[ ] Laura halp pls.

>>40737876
>>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”
>>[ ] Try to pull them apart.

>>40737922
Sparks are probably the horns trying to come through.
Eyes were always funky, since allot of JJ's powers are eyeball related ones.

>>40737876
>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”
>[ ] Laura halp pls.
I feel like if we were JJ we'd be rolling a willpower check right about no. Don't eat him JJ!

>>40737876
>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”

Aww how cute, Lucas thinks JJ was actually a hardcore gangsta

>>40737952
Oh definitely, probably failing miserably too.

>>40737876
>"Ain't a big man now are you?"

>>40737876
>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”
>[ ] Laura halp pls.

>>40737937
Well yeah, but the fact they seemed to form a crown is a bit weird. Maybe just something no one ever pointed out and JJ never noticed.

>>40737948
Yeah, but they've never been described like this. And Lucas has seen JJ's eyes plenty of times before so he'd know something is off.

>>40737962
He did get the Cudda schooling in gangsta recently though.

>>40737962
>thinking he wasn't
Oh anon, you can't just ignore the past.

>>40737963
Nigga was insulting Laura with the truth. He's about to lose half his face

>>40737963
Alternative timeline JJ is probably taking the term "Food Court" a bit too literally.

>>40737986
We did recently get to meet the king of the forest. Maybe he's helping the mayhem.

>>40737962

But he was.

>>40737962
But he was, though.

He would leave people beaten bloody in back alleys and stole their shit.

>>40737962
He was before anon got their hands on him.

>>40737962
He beat people with pipes and stole their wallets

>>40737876
>[ ] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa hey this guy was just leaving, right?”

Also, we should leave too. Don't want to start a Mutie panic.

Later on, we can tell JJ we didn't know he was such a Mugga.

>>40738012
Correction he was before he found his calling as a hobo. Even with anon 'Cuda got respect forJJ since was and I quote "about to wet a nigga".

>>40737962
He only *killed* one guy, but he maimed so many other innocent tourists and shit that he can be considered a gangster.

It's really us that put him on the straight and narrow, just because we were pretty hardcore about keeping it JJ's nose clean.

Matter of fact, you can see evidence in the first couple of threads that this quest was almost meant to become Homeless Criminal Quest, but Anon was too righteous for that.

>>40737962
JJ is more than willing to take literal bites out of crime and people he doesn't like and if he gets really hungry

>>40737962
Pretty sure he has been referred to as a "Hardcore muthafuckin' Gangsta."

>>40738092
It's literally in the fucking pastebin.

>>40738092
>>40738110
I thought that was just humor.

>>40738132
You ever got some lizard boy beat your ass with a pipe and steal you shit?

>>40738132
I don't think the 'Cuda would joke about that.

He takes being Gansta pretty seriously.

>[X] “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa…”
>[X] Laura halp.

>(1/2)

Holy shit.

“Holy shit.” It comes out as a hiss between your teeth.

You stand up straight, almost knocking your chair over, eyes darting around the food court. It doesn’t seem like anyone’s noticed for now, but you know they will. For one, somebody’s gonna start wondering why his friends are standing in the middle of the floorspace in petrified silence.

“Hey, man…” Oh man, man, this is really bad… “This guy was just leaving, right?” You look at the jock. Help me here you dumb shitmonger. “…Right?”

He nods frantically, tears welling up under his eyes.

JJ doesn’t let go. The fire around his eyes seethes. You can see it tracing lines of heat under his skin, like cracks in stone.

You shoot Laura a pleading look. She hesitates, looking from you to him in rapid succession, and rises haltingly from her chair, placing a hand on JJ’s shoulder.

“John…”

>(2/2)

It takes a second or two, but he lets go. You try to erase the sound the jock’s hand makes from your immediate memory.

“Sorry.” He says, suddenly, his voice still uncharacteristically calm. He looks straight at the guy, who is now cradling his broken hand in the other, his face squeezed up with the effort it takes not to scream or cry or possibly just fall over and curl up. “Sorry about that. Don’t report this, by the way. Or all your friends will”–

Okaythat’senough.

You and Laura steer JJ away from the table, walking him across the food court and out into the streets. On your way, you remember to adjust his shades, and a tiny, defiant flicker of iridescent flame snaps out around them before all his weirdness is hidden away again.

You walk briskly for about an hour, you and Laura steering a mostly insensate lizardman by his arms.

Eventually, you stop at the mouth of Kissena Park and find a bench to catch your breath on.

Fuck.

>[ ] “Dude what was that you can’t do that!”
>[ ] “Man maybe you should just skip your thing with Peter today…”
>[ ] Don’t talk about it. Pretend it didn’t happen.
>[ ] Write in.

>>40738214
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WONDERFUL DATE FOR JJ AND LAURA!

Welcome to the life of JJ 'Crackbitch' Green I suppose.

>>40738234
>[ ] “Dude what was that you can’t do that!”

>>40738234
>>[ ] “Dude what was that you can’t do that!”

>>40738234
> Dude, not cool. Do you think you could have handled that without breaking some kids hand?

>>40738234
>>[ ] “Dude what was that you can’t do that!”

>>40738234
>>[ ] “Man maybe you should just skip your thing with Peter today…”

>>40738234
>>[ ] “Dude what was that you can’t do that!”
>>[ ] “Man maybe you should just skip your thing with Peter today…”

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>CJ had to switch the POV because he knew anon had too much bitch in him to roleplay emotionally unhinged JJ

>>40738234
>[ ] “Dude what was that you can’t do that!”
Lucas, the most responsible 12 year old in the world. with his never ending quest to find the most perfect pair of sensible shoes

>>40738234
>>[ ] Don’t talk about it. Pretend it didn’t happen.
Yeah it's cool.
It's not cool.
But don't anger the lizard.
Maybe we can go bum some booze off the thieves.

>>40738234
>[ ] Don’t talk about it. Pretend it didn’t happen.

>>40738261

Most likely.

I love Unhinged!JJ.

>>40738234
>>[ ] “Man maybe you should just skip your thing with Peter today…”

>>40738234
>So, uh, you wanna go see your dad's apartment?

>>40738235
>implying he fucked it up
Flash came and ruined it, JJ was content to sit there and do jack shit until mister douche said shit about his waifu

>>40738234
>>[ ] “Dude what was that you can’t do that!”
"You're making really damn difficult to mind our own business about your past when you flip the fuck out like this. Pull it together for Christ sake!"

>>40738234
>[ ] “Dude what was that you can’t do that!”

>>40738234
>[ ] “Dude what was that you can’t do that!”

As a side note, we're like 10 points away from that good Joshua tree, it's gonna be the hizzle.

Mutant Jesus incoming, so long as we can not murder anyone in the meantime.

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>>40738234
>Sorry about that. Don’t report this, by the way. Or all your friends will”–
Jesus, JJ is so traumatized he's reverted to Gangtsa mode! Awesome!

>[ ] “Man maybe you should just skip your thing with Peter today…”

>>40738234
>[ ] “Dude what was that you can’t do that!”

>>40738303
Nope

>>40738303
I fail to see how murder would have any impact on unlocking the Joshua tree.

>>40738292
Uh, I never implied shit, anon.

Don't know where you're pulling that from.

>>40738297
>local news black on white violence happened today
>according to the the white mutant scum "He should have kept his mouth shut"

>>40738303
Yeeee-Nah.

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nothing good happens at malls

>>40738324
>crackbitch
Don't imply crackbitch is okay, never use crackbitch when referring to not shit things

>>40738351
The fuck are you even on about.

All I said was that JJ and Laura wanted to have a nice date and then this shit and the stuff about his dad happened, which is par for the course with JJ's life.

What are you even getting mad about?

>>40738397
>Welcome to the life of JJ 'Crackbitch' Green I suppose.
nigga you dumb or retarded?

Took you autists long enough to get here.

>>40738416
Well yeah JJ's a crackbitch. You got a problem with JJ being a crackbitch?

>>40738416
Neither. I'm just wondering why your autism is raging over the thread's nickname for JJ.

>>40738321
Sorta hard to be mutant Jesus when you kill fuckers.

>>40738451
>>40738452

but he has never used crack. you can not keep trying to push this shit like it is cool.

>>40738538
Now you are baiting.

>>40738538
the crackbitch moniker has been used for almost 100 threads. its not going away, get your panties unbunched

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>>40738538

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>>40738538

>>40738538
Dude have you ever been in one of these threads?

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>>40738538

>[X] “Dude what was that you can’t do that!”

>(1/2)

You lie back against the bench, closing your eyes for a moment while you regain your senses and try to sort through all this stuff. You’re not sure you’re… designed… for this, exactly. You know you’re super smart for your age, because that’s obvious (other people just lack common sense. It’s not your fault), but JJ is… kinda smarter? Or at least he knows more stuff.

More stuff that isn’t comics, anyway.

“Man, what even was that?” You say, eventually. “You can’t just… do that stuff!”

The park is quiet. Then: “I know.”

You sit up, opening your eyes, and… JJ is gone. There’s just you and Laura, you looking fuddled and confused and Laura looking completely lost.

Then something slumps down next to you and you realize that he’s turned invisible.

>>40738538

In case you're serious in your faggotry, you may want to look through the archives and realize that JJ has been a crackbitch since fucking forever.

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>>40738538

>(2/2)

“I can’t do this.” Says the disembodied voice of John James Green. It’s not calm anymore. “Not again.”

Something hisses as it hits the pavement. The tears come slowly, one by one by one, and burst into tiny flares of greenish-blue flame upon contact with the ground.

“I don’t know what I’ll do if I get there and he’s there.” His voice cracks back and forward, and… distorts, slightly. Like you’re hearing the last few syllables of each word through an old radio. “And I don’t know what I’ll do if I get there and he’s not.”

He flickers in and out of reality. The air around him shimmers and warps, turning the colour of deep, murky waters, twisting him and the bench around him into ribbons. For a second there’s three of him, all of them distorted into disturbing, unseemly shapes, then there’s six or seven, then one, then none again, just a vague patch of writhing, inconsistent space.

“I can’t lose him again.”

>[ ] “Maybe you won’t? Maybe it’ll be fine.”
>[ ] “Maybe we could check the place out for you?”
>[ ] Uh this seems like a personal thing maybe it’s best to just say nothing?
>[ ] “I get that… but this is really freaking us out man, this is… really scary, actually.”
>[ ] Write in.

>>40738610
>>[ ] “Maybe you won’t? Maybe it’ll be fine.”

>>40738610
>[ ] “Maybe we could check the place out for you?”

>>40738610
>>[ ] “Maybe we could check the place out for you?”

I don't think we should remind JJ that he scares the people he cares about

>>40738610

>[ ] “I get that… but this is really freaking us out man, this is… really scary, actually.”
>[ ] “Maybe you won’t? Maybe it’ll be fine.”

Gonna have to face up to it sometime boyo.

>>40738610
>[ ] “Maybe you won’t? Maybe it’ll be fine.”
>[ ] Write in.

Give him a hug or a pat on the back.

Some kind of physical reassurance.

>>40738610
>>[ ] “Maybe we could check the place out for you?”

>>40738554
i read the threads. not once did jj do any sort of drugs. he has been trying to stop jack production as well.

>>40738610
>[ ] “Maybe you won’t? Maybe it’ll be fine.”

>>40738610
>[ ] “Maybe we could check the place out for you?”

>>40738610
>[ ] “Maybe we could check the place out for you?"

>>40738610
Grab Laura and push her at him. This is her job.

>>40738610
>[ ] Write in.
Shut up and signal Laura to fucking do something.

>>40738640

Crusty said JJ has done drugs before.

It's in the Ask.FM, I think. Or some of the answer posts that Crusty made when he didn't have an Ask.

>>40738610
>[ ] “Maybe you won’t? Maybe it’ll be fine.”
>[ ] “Maybe we could check the place out with you?”

>>40738610
>[ ] “Maybe we could check the place out for you?”

>>40738610
>For a second there’s three of him, all of them distorted into disturbing, unseemly shapes, then there’s six or seven, then one, then none again, just a vague patch of writhing, inconsistent space.

Damn JJ. Pull it together... literally.

>>40738610
>>[ ] “Maybe we could check the place out for you?”

JJ is pulling some Twilight Zone shit at the moment. He's never done anything even remotely close to this before.

At least he isn't going Riastrad.

>>40738640
Never said he's doing crack, just that he's a crackbitch. You got a problem with us calling a crackbitch a crackbitch, guy?

>>40738610
Is this hints about t3? It seems like invis is turning into some kind of funky spatial warping.

>>40738682
Yeah, I think dads house is going to be the happening.

>>40738640
alcohol is a drug

checkmate atheist

stick to powersperging, its the lowhanging fruit but it fucking works like a charm

>>40738682

Spacial Manipulation is one of the possible T3 powers we can chose.

I think this is more JJ's genetics freaking out and ends up being a quasi-Shadow Field.

>>40738640
You're that autistic faggot from Sweden who constantly shits up HBQ, aren't you.

>>40738610
>>[ ] “Maybe you won’t? Maybe it’ll be fine.”
Hes Evolving

>>40738698
So long as he votes for AA2 I don't give a fuck what he says about crack.

>>40738682
Nah, Crustys splitting the story into three different parralel universes. One where JJ's father is there, one where he's not and Lizard World. Reat the ask.fm, dude.

>>40738610
>>[ ] “Maybe we could check the place out for you?”
>>[ ] “I get that… but this is really freaking us out man, this is… really scary, actually.”

>>40738724
The bait is flying today.

>>40738707
i'm not sure how people keep picking up on it, i really like the quest though.

>>40738663
>Crusty said JJ has done drugs before.
Pretty sure it was just Pot

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I think JJ needs a dog.

>>40738803

Probably. Might have been more than that, though. I can't exactly remember the answer he gave.

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>>40738803
>inb4 still durgg

>inb4 gateway

>inb4 JJ starts to take mutant aphrodisiacs all the time and gets off by sitting under a heat lamp rubbing his face on a window

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>>40738794
Because you consistently produce the same kind of shitpost over and over again.

>>40738707
HBQ?

>>40738610
>>[ ] “Maybe you won’t? Maybe it’ll be fine.”
>"You won't lose us."

>>40738874
This.

>>40738864
Hellborn Quest.

This fucker over here bitching about crack constantly shitposts in it.

>>40738610
>>40738874

Seconded.

>>40738874
>"You won't lose us."
This is pretty good one. Second this if it still get in

>>40738640
>>40738794
Aright Autistanon, crackbitch is not a reference to drugs, you can calm your tits now.

>>40738874
Supporting.

>>40738794
Whats your twitter? I want to see what quests you follow.

>[X] “Maybe we could check the place out for you?”

You’ve never seen him do anything like this. Judging by the look on her face, neither has Laura.

“Maybe… maybe we could check it out?” His shadow spits and pops. All three of them. For a moment, they’re not even his – one of them has long hair, like a woman, and the other is clearly an older man in a clean shirt, and the other… a thin, waifish woman, maybe wearing a gown? They peel away from the floor and tear themselves apart in the shifting non-space around him. “If nobody’s there we could just poke around, maybe give you a call…”

He flickers back, his image still splitting and fraying at the edges, but he’s at least recognizable.

“…Would you mind?”

You shake your head eagerly.

“No, man it’d be…” You think you smile a bit. “…It’d be the least we could do.”

He’s quiet for a moment, before suddenly slumping back against the bench, his eyes drifting along the sky. Slowly, he holds up a clawed hand, and grimaces.

“He wouldn’t even recognize me.” He says, as if suddenly making a realization. “They’re all the same in my mind, but I’ve changed so much."

You get the distinct impression that he's not just talking about his scaly bits.

"What would they think of me now?”

Laura rests a hand on his shoulder. He tightens up slightly, as though pricked by a needle.

“I like you.” She says, quietly.

“Yeah.” You add, gulping slightly. “I think you’re pretty cool.”

He doesn’t say anything. Slowly, his image realigns itself with the rest of the world.

You feel things becoming calm again.

>Perspective Shift
>[ ] Y
>[ ] N
>Y will mean following JJ to his eventual meeting with Peter
>N will mean following Lucas and [inserts] to Joshua’s pad

>>40739034
>[ ] Y

>>40739034
>>[ ] N

Will we be able to play JJ meeting Peter later, though?

>>40739034
>>[ ] N
I want to see this.

>>40739034
>[ ] Y

>>40739034
Y

>>40739034
>[ ] N

>>40739034
>[ ] Y

its been ages since we last met with Pete (or feels like it anyway)

and I want to see his reaction to spider-man class booty. a rival appears? Deja vu? burgeoning sexual attraction? Apathy?

>>40739061
I'll give you the option to, yeah.

>>40739034
>[ ] Y

>>40739034
>>[ ] N

>>40739034
>[ ] N
As long as we get the Peter meeting later, I don't want to interrupt the flow of what's going on here.

>>40739034
>Y

>>40739034
>[ ] N

>>40739034
>>[ ] N

>>40739034
>>[ ] Y

>>40739082

Okay.

Switching my vote >>40739060 or >>40739072 (I can't tell which)

To >[ ] N

>>40739034
>[ ] N

>>40739034
>>[ ] N

>>40739034
>[ ] N
Really curious about what we'll find there.

>>40739118
>Not using 4chan X
Kek, it's like realizing that the person you're talking to is using Widows 95.

>>40739034
>>[ ] Y

>>40739034
>>[ ] N

Going with N.

Also popping across the road for jam. I just realized I have no jam and I fucking need it right now.

>>40739034
N

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>>40739177
Gonna grab some from Space?

>>40739177
Get grape

>>40739177
>Also popping across the road for jam. I just realized I have no jam and I fucking need it right now.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

>>40739177
Jam is fucking important. Need it for biscuits?

>>40739221
British people directly inject it into their veins

>>40739234

That's why in Britain it's called Smackers.

>>40739177
>Being a britbong
Always surprises me somehow.

>Also popping across the road for McDonalds. I just realized I have no McDonalds and I fucking need it right now.
Is what I'd normally expect.

>>40739204
This, grape is better. I literally have a phobia of red colored jams because when I was like 5 I imagined it looked gore, and now it makes me sick.

>>40739252
>I was like 5 I imagined it looked gore, and now it makes me sick.

But that was the best part!

Imagining you were eating little things that would scream in terror, had they mouths.

I was a violent kid.

>>40739034
>[ ] N

>>40739177
Jambitch

>>40739275
Calvin?

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So how much paranoia should we have while checking out the Green residence? Walk up to the door and knock or attempt stealth apparoach?

>>40739252
>Also popping across the road for McDonalds. I just realized I have no McDonalds and I fucking need it right now.

I'm an American fatfuck and even I'm shuddering at the thought of someone eating McDonalds.

>>40739351
JJ needs to get his confidence up

I know just the thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1Q7F23DxM

>>40739346
Hobbes?

>>40739351

I say have one person knock on the door while another waits in the shadows and watches in case shit goes down.

>>40739275
I saw the aftermath of a kid getting hit by a car in my neighborhood when I was younger. Cracked his skull open.

I was obviously a little traumatized, so my mom made me a peanut butter jelly sandwich and tried to just have me eat it and watch cartoons inside while I could hear the ambulances and shit outside. It occurred to me that the jelly looked like gore to me. I'll never forget that shit.

I can think about it now no problems, but sometimes strawberry jam immediately brings me back to the feelings I had when I was processing it as a 5 year old.

I don't like that.

>N

Wow, this is weird. It’s like getting a solo mission for the first time. If you were a real superhero. And if superheroes broke into people’s apartments to sneak around (maybe they do, you bet Moon Knight does. He’s only tenuously a superhero, though…). You can’t help but suddenly feel as though you’ve been entrusted with something important.

JJ passes over the printout from the Agency place before you leave. He looks really pale, and kinda sick, too, like whatever he just did seriously drained him. You wonder if you look like that when you rinse through your powers.

Laura stays. For obvious reasons.

As you pace toward the mouth of the park, you almost trip over something, and notice that there’s… a sort of… crease… in the material of the path. There’s others, too, set at even intervals, tracing their way across the ground in long, inexplicable circles, like ripples across the surface of a lake.

You realize, as you head onto the streets, that if you were to approximate a point of origin for them… it’d probably be where you and JJ were sitting.

…Something really weird is going on.

Joining the afternoon crowds that clot NY’s streets, you head toward the Scar. You’re not sure you want to visit some spooky ghost apartment by yourself. You bet Noriko would be up for it. Maybe Kevin. You could even ask some of the Corsairs, if they’re still around.

>Who do you guys wanna bring along?

>>40739449
Gabby?

>>40739449
>Who do you guys wanna bring along?

Gaby, Kevin, maybe one of the nicer Corsairs.

>>40739204
Raspberry.

>>40739221
Exactly this.

>>40739449
Layla for look out duty

one of the corsairs that can pick a lock

Jubilee is fun

>>40739449
Main tunnel snakes. Time to have them give back to the JJ.

So Noriko, Gaby, Kevin, and Layla.

>>40739478
Sure. I can get behind this.

>>40739469
Biscuits are important.

>>40739449
>As you pace toward the mouth of the park, you almost trip over something, and notice that there’s… a sort of… crease… in the material of the path. There’s others, too, set at even intervals, tracing their way across the ground in long, inexplicable circles, like ripples across the surface of a lake.
>
>You realize, as you head onto the streets, that if you were to approximate a point of origin for them… it’d probably be where you and JJ were sitting.
>
>…Something really weird is going on.
I was right.

>>40739449
>Gabby, Noriko

>>40739559
JJ is possessed by demon, right?

>>40739473
Definitely someone who knows how to pick a lock.

>>40739449
Glob Herman

>>40739449
Glob Herman

>>40739575
It would fit the demonic raptor aesthetic he's got going on.

>>40739575
>>40739604

No. He expelled the demon.

>>40739575
T3 is close.

>>40739612
Or gave it PTSD of fire till it buggered off.

There will be no Glob Herman today, unfortunately.

It seems like generally people are picking specific Tunnels Snakes and 'whatever' Corsair, so, shall I just go with ALL THE SNAKES?

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>>40739559
reality warping?

"Everything is Tater tots."

>>40739625

All of the snakes. Especially Jake the Snake.

And whichever Corsairs can pick a lock and not act like a shithead.

>>40739625
Yeah I like the gang all together.

>>40739442
Sheeeeet mannnn

>>40739625
Jubilee and Pixie

>>40739640
We doing this for JJ! Breaking and entering!

>>40739625
I would prefer sticking to just like 3 people or so, so we don't get spotted as swarm of mutants.

>>40739625
All of them seems like overkill just for checking out an apartment. But I guess asking for volunteers and taking everyone who really wan't to come is fine (even if we might end up with all of them again)

>>40739651
I want pixiefags to go and stay go

>>40739677
nah, pixie has her uses. and she isn't a real threat to the SS JJ&Laura5ever. Chillax anon

Laura and JJ's spaghetti won't allow it

>>40739625
Sure sure. Gaby would be excited for sure.

>>40739719
>bringing the chick who wants in his gfs pants to go see his darkest secrets

>>40739742
>he actually feels Pixie is a threat.

and I thought JJ had low self esteem

>>40739625
Yes

>>40739742
Pixie wants into everyones pants anon. She seems to change target like an ADHD cat watching goldfish.

Chill.

>>40739449
Gaby and Noriko

Lucas is Fred
Noriko is Daphne
Gabby is Velma
Kevin is Shaggy
Layla is Scooby

the corsairs are the harlem globetrotters

>>40739449
Glob Herman

>>40739797

And JJ is Don Knotts.

>>40739625
Fine with me

>>40739797
And Peter and Chat are Batman and Robin, with Creeper as the Joker

>tunnel snakes outing

Getting back to the station doesn’t take too long. On the way you get a text from Laura stating, in her perfect, utterly abbrevationless style, that she and JJ are heading off to meet Peter now. You guess he’s feeling better?

You hope so.

The Corsairs are still around when you get back. At least, some of them. Susie’s trailed off somewhere – apparently she just does that sometimes.

You let Noriko charge you up while you explain the gist of things, trying to ignore her and Kiden being uncomfortably close and grabby with each other. Apparently one special friend is not enough for her.

>Energy Charge: 2/5

You keep quiet about the exact details in front of the Corsairs – you just say there’s somewhere important you have to check out for JJ and he’s busy. You try to stress just how important it is without letting anything slip about his near-nuclear event, and hopefully you get enough of it across for your efforts to matter. You have to check the printout to recall his name, but you drop a ‘Joshua’ reference in, hoping someone will recognize for that it means – and someone, of course, does.

Gaby is very enthusiastic about going after that, which makes Kevin pretty enthusiastic too. Eventually Noriko relents and agrees to come along, which means you’re taking Layla too, you guess.

Which is cool.

Noriko makes it clear to the remaining Corsairs that anything missing when you come back will result in furious electrical wrath, and you head out, Gaby sticking to the rooftops nearby. You guys’re hoping she can either ‘port or swim the crossing over to Staten Island, because she sure as hell isn’t catching the ferry.

>Sorry guys, must tend to a slight Sunday roast emergency, will continue soon

>>40739888
>Sorry guys, must tend to a slight Sunday roast emergency, will continue soon

So is the thread over or are you taking a short break?

>>40739888
>noriko is a gigaslut
Kek

>>40739888
>Apparently one special friend is not enough for her.
THAT SLUT. Nice trips, m8.

>>40739913
290 replies, anon.

>>40739888
You're tearing me apart Crusty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc

>>40739913
Will be a short break probably.

Seems crusty is having yorkshire pudding problems.

>>40739888
Sunday roast emergency,!!!!


Remember low and slow bro (300f for 1 1/2 hour to 2 hours a pound and add plenty of water you can always cook out water when making gravy, but you can't put it back into the roast

>>40739888
Oh no! Not the roast!

>>40739935
>>40739936
Can you blame her? She'll never get the lizard MC dick

>tfw we will never get to see Laura comforting JJ

>>40739963
Dude, He's in UK, he uses Celcius.

I hope roast emergencies don't take long cuz you muggas hit bump limit

>>40739888
Good luck with your roast.
Personally, I like to cook mine until they're hard on the outside. Delicious, leathery roasts.
That no one ever wants seconds but me.

>>40740041
And if he can't convert, doesn't deserve to have a decent roast.

>>40740056
Good. You now must wait another week for the conclusion of this caper.

I for one look forward to the death of JJ's friends.

Can we talk about how JJ's x-gene was dormant
Can we talk about how dr.green and typhoons meddling has turned JJ into a fucking reality warping tier mutant? Like aren't there only 4-5 mutants with reality tier powers?
Them doctors are mad geniuses.
They turned that little weak dormant mutie, into the prime example of homo superior

>>40740109
>Can we talk about how JJ's x-gene was dormant

No it wasn't.

>>40740109
They turned JJ into basically mutant Jesus (and he kind of acts like mutant jesus, sans wanting to murder Kimura and Creeper)

He can eventually walk on water, people can drink his blood and get healed, he gets power from the light, and he has greasy hobo hair.

>>40740109
Who in the world would actually think to and then somehow make JJ what he is?
Who the fuck is doctor green?

>>40740142
Moderately sure it was, you might be right though. I mean at the very least he would have never hit this level of mutant without the genetic tinkering

>>40740109
JJ's x-gene wasn't really dormant, it just wasn't tampered with to the point that it is now. He was just a normal mutie, for a given value of normal

Back. Will continue writing momentarily.

Women who can't cool should be beaten, by the way.

Just saying.

>>40740219
Mugga u mad.

>>40740219
I agree, women who can't into cool should be beaten

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>>40740219
>Women who can't cool should be beaten

>>40740219
Crusty, not cool.

I say that as a man who can cook.

Really anyone who can't cook should be beaten.

>>40740188
>http://ask.fm/CrusyJones/answer/128707039403

>>40740219
Crusty, stop being a faggot and teach her to.

>>40740219
>Women who can't cool should be beaten, by the way.
Oh, you wacky Brits.

>>40740260
Withold the dick if she doesn't learn

>>40740219
Triggered.

I thought I had forgotten the time we let grandma cook for thanksgiving.

>>40740219
>Women who can't cool should be eaten, by the way.
No wonder JJ is so hungry.

>>40740219
every one who can't cool should be beaten

She must have fucked up bad.

chinese take out for dinner?

>>40740219
Here comes the britbong v&.

>>40740219
Crusty, when did you reconcile with the fact that you were an agent of the Patriarchy?

Imagining CJ in full-bong rage is making me the giggles.

>>40740311
he lives under sharia law, he'll be fine. heck probably get a medal if anything

>>40740332
So when is the UK going to go the way Afghanistan, Iran and Iraq? When the rest of the britbong pop. dies off or becomes mixed with those wacky muslims?