>>40721684

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You step outside of your motel room, just outside of Austin, Texas. You and Katja have traveled here over the past few days, in pursuit of a gang of satanic bikers. The city is massive, larger than anywhere that you've personally been. Even then, you're confident that you can use Katja to track the scent of the humans with demonic blood in their veins. You check out and come back to Katja waiting on your bike, dozing off sleepily. She's wearing some cheap clothes that you let her purchase, jeans and a WELCOME TO TENNESSEE gift shop T. Her head snaps up when you sit on the bike, and she leans forward, yawning. "Where are we even going to check first? We only have an entire city to search."

>A. Downtown. One of them's bound to be at the popular bars.
>B. Let's search outside the city. They'll probably be hanging out in the industrial areas, where not many people are.
>C. Uptown. They'll probably be looking to rob people with some cash on hand.
>D. Write-in

>>40721692
>B
Lets try to avoid massive collateral damages.

>>40721692
>A. Downtown. One of them's bound to be at the popular bars.

Follow them out of the bar

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>>40721692
>D. Ask a local
Then
>A.

>>40721798
>>40721822
>>40721835
You slip your sunglasses on as you fire up your bike, and ride into the city. It's a white-hot day, although it's a little bit overcast. Thanks to the traffic, it still takes you a while to reach a parking garage even though it's a fairly short drive. You pay a fee and head down to the street, taking both of your pistols and strapping them inside of your coat. You decide it's probably not best to be carrying around your sawn off in the middle of the city, but you bring Abandon in it's case with you. You turn to Katja. "Put your nose to work. If a demon farts, I wanna know about it. Supposedly their boss lives in this city, but considering that they're bikers he could be on the move at any moment. If they've been out and about long enough to elude that Devil Hunter lady as well as the military, they're probably pretty good about that shit." She nods, and you can see her nose start twitching rapidly as she focuses. It constantly looks like she's about to sneeze, and it looks pretty funny, although you keep the thought to yourself.

As you walk, you stop a younger man with blonde hair. "Hey, buddy." Reflexively, the man takes a step back and reaches into his pocket, staring at you with intensity. "What do you want?" he asks. You look to Katja and look back at him, smirking slightly at his jumpiness. Then again, maybe it's warranted if satanic bikers are all over the city. "Where's the best place to get a drink around here? Me and the lady don't wanna end up too bored." He looks between the both of you, and calms down a bit. "Well, there's the regular tourist traps, but you're a sucker if you go there. You should head down to the Iron Rodeo. Stiffest drinks in town, although the crowd's kinda rough." You smile, and bow slightly. "Thanks for the tip." and continue on your way.

Cont.

>>40722177
You open up your phone and put in the name of the bar, and while you don't get any sort of description, at the very least an address and street comes up. It's a good walk to there, and by the time you arrive it's early in the afternoon. Katja complains about her legs getting tired, but you don't really respond. You're too focused on getting to these bikers. You turn down an ally, seeing the neon sign of the Iron Rodeo, bright white letters, at the end. There's also an exceedingly large man, a bouncer, standing at the door with his hands folded in front of him. You look to Katja with a smirk, and nod towards the man, indicating that she should get him out of the way.

She smiles and walks forward. You get the impression that she rather relishes the opportunities to use her abilities, now that you've put her on a tight leash. It's only a few seconds of waiting before she beckons you over, and the man happily lets you both into the building. It's dark and dusty, but the rock music blaring and the rough crowd covered in tattoos and leather tells you that you've come to a hotspot for what you're looking for. Katja's nose starts to twitch rapidly, and sure enough she points out a group of similarly dressed men sitting at a booth, about four of them. One has a red spiked mohawk, and they all have the same satanic goat symbols on their clothing. How do you want to approach?

>A. Ask Katja to go get information out of them while you get a drink.
>B. Walk over, and strike up a conversation.
>C. Step over, and place your revolver on the table. It's one of their own, so they should get the message.
>D. Write-in

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>D. Talk to the bikers while Katja pulls a fire alarm/starts a fire to clear out the building.

>>40722315
>>A. Ask Katja to go get information out of them while you get a drink.
It's what she's good at.

>>40722380
>>40722315
Forgot to reply.

>>40722315
>>B. Walk over, and strike up a conversation.

>>40722315
>C

>>40722315
A

>>40722380
Ill support that.

>>40722495
>>40722386
>>40722551
>>40722380

You turn to Katja, who looks up to you, awaiting your command. You take note of her attentiveness and lack of sarcasm. Apparently having something to do has her in a better mood, something that you can appreciate. "I need you to go over there and work your magic with those bikers. I'm gonna get a drink, and look for the emergency exit. Since I'm a lot faster than you, I'll be watching. If things go sour, you run to where I am and open that door. I'll handle the bikers." She frowns, apparently not entertained by your concern with the public. "That sounds like a pain in the ass. Couldn't you just come with me?"

You shake your head. "No, these bikers don't like me. Too pretty for 'em, I guess. Not to mention I don't want the military up my asshole if they find ten dead bodies in a bar in Texas because of me. I get the feeling if I piss them off too much there's not much I'll be able to do about it." She nods, understanding, before walking over to the bikers. Her clothes don't exactly scream sexy, but you figure they don't really need to with her magic. You head over to the bar and take a seat, while she works. It only takes you a few seconds to spot a fire exit to the right, and the barman comes up to you, leaning on the counter.

Whaddya want?

>A.House beer.
>B.Whiskey.
>C.Milk.
>D.Water.
>E.Martini.

>>40722680
>>B.Whiskey.

>>40722680
>B.Whiskey.
Dont be a pussy. Whiskey and coke is acceptable though.

>>40722680
>>A.House beer.

>inb4 it's some really strong demon shit

We have to name our shit so im posting gun/devil arm names I thought of

>Epitaph
>Ragnarok
>Exile
>Apostasy
>Grace
>Affinity
>Baal
>Emperor
>Malebolge
>Gehenna
>Revelation
>Armageddon
>Bale
>Silence
>Anarchy
>Sin

Personally I like this

>Revolver
Pale rider
Reaper
White horse
Deliverance
Epitaph

>Other gun
Revelation
Anarchy
Sin
Affinity

>>40722680
>B.Whiskey.

>>40722680
>B.

Im tempted to just say milk. What a funny image.

>>40722733
>>Other gun

You shitting me?

You better be talking about the swan off, because the 1911 is a damn classic. Sheeeiiit.

In all seriousness, those end of the world names are tacky. So are the biblical and "demonic" names.

Abandon is great, but naming something "Gehenna" (which is pretty much naming it "Hell", or "The Underworld") is just silly.

>>40722733
I was thinking six and seven for the guns. Probably dumb names. Six for the revolver because its a six shooter. I was thinking it could be a vague allusion to heaven or hell since 666 is the devils number and we got the revolver from a satanic biker and 777 is gods number and we got the semi automatic from our friend who kept it in a bible.

>>40722796
>Calls my names tacky
>Doesnt offer better alternatives

Thanks buddy. Also I forgot what the other gun was.

>>40722814
Miniseries anon said we get to name them next thread. I want to see what they come out as.

>>40722733
Dont devil arms share the name of the thing we killed to get them?

>>40722854
Sometimes. Other times is seems a bit random. Plus we are just naming the pistols, not actual devil arms.

>>40722851
The names really need to be spur of the moment, otherwise they wont have that charm.

If a word pops into your head that just sounds right, it'll probably work.

>A giant sword named Abandon is your primary weapon, along with a Sawn-Off double barrel 12 gauge shotgun and a custom 1911 Colt .45, and a Colt .45 revolver.

>>40722949
Y'all niggas going to name the shit or not?

>>40722851
>>40722949
Plus, you kind of dropped Anarchy twice for two separate things, when that name is already taken, IIRC.

And sin, and affinity, and epitaph...

when we first got the 1911 i called "The Rightest Priest" since it was in a bible that a priest owned after he got back from nam.

>>40722999
>Calls my names bad
>Doesnt offer better ones

Your not helping and I didnt say my names are flawless. Lets list the names you do like.

>>40722706
>>40722707
>>40722747
>>40722786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jDvEbT0hb8

The music playing changes to something a little more your speed, that you can appreciate. "Whiskey." you flatly state. You normally drink nothing but beer, so something you can actually feel without putting down a dozen of sounds pretty nice. He slings a shotglass in front of you and fills it, and you pick it up and tilt it up. The warmth slides down your throat, and you look over your shoulder to see how Katja is doing. She's standing there with her hand on her hip, putting on the show of a giggly, naive girl for them. She may be naive, but she's hardly the bubbly twenty-something that she acts like. You can't help but think of the massive, snarling monster that's really inside of her. Of course, without her, you wouldn't have been able to get here this quickly. Or at all, maybe.

Heavy thoughts on your mind, you motion towards the glass and the bartender pours you another drink. You slam it back, finding the taste a bit yuckier than you'd like to admit. Still not quite the hard badass, despite your kill streak. You look back to Katja, and she's walking back over to you with a smile. You point at your glass once more, and the bartender chuckles at your love of the drink. Just as you reach in to take it, Katja swipes it away and quickly slurps it down. You stare at her with a frown, but mentally, figure she earned it. At least, if she has any actual information, that is.

>>40723021
The problem is coming up with names.

You came up with interchangeable and honestly generic names for things.

The names have to be something that just pops up.

That's why I'm not just spouting names, I'll wait til we do something epic with the stuff, something will click then.

>>40723083

She coughs a bit, tears welling up at the corner of her eyes, before continuing. Not that used to drinking, you figure. "These guys couldn't tell me where their boss was, but I did manage to learn about some sort of big ritual they're doing tonight. Initiation stuff for new members. Their boss owns a warehouse outside of town. But..that's not all. While I was talking to them, something caught my nose. There's another demon in here. Really strong scent. I couldn't tell where he was exactly though, between you and the bikers.

>A. Let's look around for him.
>B. Let's just go to the warehouse, it's the more important thing. Don't want them to finish whatever this ritual is.
>C. Go pull the fire escape. I'll attack the bikers, and stand near the door. The demon will probably run out and you can ID him, plus I get rid of these pricks.

Hows about the goat for the revolver and the lamb for the 1191? I heard a priest tell a story once about how before the gates of heaven goats were sent to the left hand side and lambs to the right.

>>40722851
Since you guys have already started talking about naming them I won't break up what's already going on to make a vote about it. Just come to a consensus and that'll be it. Personally I like this anon's >>40722814
names, more for the reasoning behind them than the names themselves though.

It's true that one is from a priest and one is from a satanist, so maybe work off that angle? Lucha and Ombre and Ebony and Ivory both have opposite names.

>>40723103
>C.

>>40723103
>A. Let's look around for him.
We got some time to kill

>>40723103
>>C. Go pull the fire escape. I'll attack the bikers, and stand near the door. The demon will probably run out and you can ID him, plus I get rid of these pricks.

>>40723103
>>B. Let's just go to the warehouse, it's the more important thing. Don't want them to finish whatever this ritual is.
The demon'll probably show up there. Time is of the essence if they're going to pull something liek they did in our town!

>>40723138
Honestly I am terrible at names the first thing I came up with was one and two but that was stupid so I started thinking of numbers I only came up with the reason afterwards.

>>40723103
>>B. Let's just go to the warehouse, it's the more important thing. Don't want them to finish whatever this ritual is.
Rituals are bad and if that dude has such a strong sent we can find him later

>>40723103
>B

>>40723103
>B. Let's just go to the warehouse, it's the more important thing. Don't want them to finish whatever this ritual is.
Hes more than likely going to come in as an assist later though.

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>>40723138

Revolver names on the left, 1911 on the right

>Spirit & Father
>Sin & Absolution
>Absalom & Absalom!
>Vice & Virtue
>Revelation & Deliverance
>Ted & Robbie
>Damnation & Salvation
>Ruin & War

Thats all I got.

>>40723103
>A. Let's look around for him.
Lets not play our hand until we know who else is at the table with us.

I like the idea of 666 and 777

>>40723310
How about Heaven and Hell?

>>40723358
I'd prefer something a little more creative than that

>>40723358
A little obvious, but I like it.

>>40723358
You cant use that in a devil may cry game. They already shout it in hype moments.

>>40723380
>>40723358
>tfw Bayonetta has ruined that phrase for you

Well shit.

>>40723375
>Ebony and Ivory
>Blue Rose

Lets not pretend DMC weapon names are creative guy.

>>40723310
i like my idea of Righteous Priest and Satanic Follower

>>40723323
Favorite so far, but I like them more as Six and Seven than as numerals.

>>40723380
Oh wait is that guilty gear?

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>>40723103
Okay Miniseries, these anons dont seem to care about the names. Mind holding a vote so we can get it announced?

>>40723181
>>40723221
>>40723294
>>40723297
You stand up, slapping the money down for your drinks onto the bar. As you're walking out, you somewhat nervously flick your eyes around the locale. While the thought of a demon sneaking around without you knowing what it's doing doesn't please you, the alternative of an entire cult of bikers doing whatever the Hell they want sure sounds worse. Katja follows, and the two of you make your way back to the parking garage. There are people out and about, so you can't quite as freely use your powers as you'd like. In fact, it drives you a little nuts not being able to sprint full speed. It almost feels like you're going in slow motion.

Once you're at the garage, you and Katja hop on and pull out. The traffic is a pain in the ass, and frankly you're pretty glad that you decided to leave when you did. Otherwise it would have been quite a while before you got to the warehouse. You get to the outer edges of the city, with some open plains near the warehouses. Katja directs you to where you want to go, and you slowly ride through the buildings. She taps your shoulder, not wanting to yell over the bike, and points to a nearby decrepit warehouse. You turn off the bike and step off, slinging your sword case on your back. Moments later, three bikers exit the building and start marching towards you, a furious look on their faces, and holding guns. "Hey!" the one in front yells. "What the fuck you think you're doing? Out for a drive? Get out of here! This is private property, motherfucker!" He points his revolver at your head from a distance. Welcome to Texas, you guess.

>A. Open up your sword case and brandish Abandon.
>B. Whip out your guns and shoot them all down.
>C. Go to your storage compartment and get the Sawn-off.
>D. Throw an ice shard.
>E. Write-in

>>40723454
yeah I'll do it at the end of thread, things are about to pick up

>>40723410
Yeah, that's fair. Six and Seven , maybe with three stylized S's to represent saying them three times.

>>40723516
>>B. Whip out your guns and shoot them all down.

>>40723535
>three stylized S's

Smokin' Sick Style!

>>40723516
>B. Whip out your guns and shoot them all down.
I would just like to leave this video here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv352t6tf50

>>40723535
Genesis & Revelation?
Alpha & Omega?

>>40723554
6 & 7 sound good.

>>40723516
>A They'll never see it coming

>>40723516
>B. Whip out your guns and shoot them all down.

>>40723535
>The S's are stylized as to be composed of three of the number they are

>The S in Six is three sixes chained together

>The S in Seven is three sevens

I could dig it.

>>40723516
>>B. Whip out your guns and shoot them all down.
Punk ass

>>40723516
>B.

>>40723568
harry and teddy, for revolver and 1911

>>40723598
or dire and straits

>>40723598
>>40723598
What about fighty and bitey

>>40723700
Why not long and strong hahahaha. On a more serious note its hard to find a name with both depth and the sort of ironic irreverence that suits Duncan.

>>40723549
>>40723563
>>40723579
>>40723590
>>40723591
Frankly, you're getting a little sick of this tough guy shit. You scoff, opening up the buttons of your coat and staring them down behind you're glasses. You smirk. "Punks." In one smooth motion, you reach inside and whip out both of the guns, firing two shots from the 1911 into the center and left men, and one from the revolver on the right. Your inhuman speed sends them all crashing down to the ground at once, their brains blown out the back of their heads, a center shot to the forehead. Inside the warehouse, you hear men shout. "What the fuck was that!?" You chuckle at this, and nod towards Katja. "Carry my sword case for me."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrizqjkSADM

You march forward, your blood starting to boil. You kick open the door to the warehouse, and it's filled with bikers, all surrounding a massive summoning circle with several dead, nude men and women. Many of them have drinks in hand, while the one living man in the center is wearing a set of black robes, with dried blood in a pattern on his bald head. He looks at you with shocked wide eyes, and you put a bullet between them when you sling your revolver upwards. There's a balcony up above, and all of the bikers start shouting and raving once they see you. There's about three dozen on the ground floor, and you see some of them start running outside. You hold your guns up and start firing into the crowd rapidly, bullet after bullet piercing the men's flesh and spraying the room full of blood. It looks as though you came just in time to stop whatever this ritual was, but sure enough some of them are slicing up their own hands and casting blood onto the ground. Demons start to crawl from the pools, and Katja is just behind you outside the warehouse. Bullets riddle your body, but you calmly stroll forward as they're pushed from you, healing seconds after they strike.

>>40723918
What do you do?

>A. Fire at the ones shooting you.
>B. Fire at the ones summoning demons.
>C. Ask Katja to give you your sword.
>D. Write-in

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>>40723918
>D. Throw Katja the guns and take the sword. Go after the ones summoning while she covers you.

>>40723946
>B
Demons r bad news

>>40723918
>B. Fire at the ones summoning demons.
>D. "Katja could you be a real team player and go all demon slayer? Wow that sounded so much better in my head."

>>40723946
>>B. Fire at the ones summoning demons.
We can take a few bullets! No need to let those bikers get anything big through those portals.

>>40723946
>C. Ask Katja to give you your sword.
Now seems like an opportune moment for her to wolf out.

>>40723946
>>B. Fire at the ones summoning demons.
Also tell Katja to wolf out

>>40723946
>>B. Fire at the ones summoning demons.

>>40723918
I change my vote from this
>>40723991
To this
>>40723979
Which was kinda what I was going for but much better.

>>40723946
>B. Fire at the ones summoning demons.
God damn missed the thread again
Also,for the naming guns, i like The Bad and The Ugly combo.

>>40724258
>tfw the sawn-off is the ugly

Bueno.

>>40724299
Don't mind me, I'm drunk, but I got the reference.

Good, bad and ugly combo works for me.

Since we probably wont be picking up any new guns for a while.

>>40723984
>>40724001
>>40724004
>>40724024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVR1IAPZriI

You point your guns to the right, and squeeze the triggers as fast as you can at the bikers who are summoning demons. Swarms of the goatlike-monsters are crawling up from the blood, three or four for every biker. You manage to take about half the bikers on the right side of the room out within the span of a few seconds, but soon the demons are absorbing your shots instead. You need real back up, if you want to take everything here on at once. You look over your shoulder, and bark an order at Katja. "No would be a great time to wolf out. How about it?"

She pokes her head around the corner for a second a big grin on her face. "Really!? Alright! One sec, lemme get dressed!" You nod and keep firing, your clothes becoming bloody and torn as you're filled with holes. One odd thing that you notice is that your clothes seem to be regenerating along with your body, now. Demon magic, working in the same subconscious fashion that fills your guns with bullets. Pretty handy, although it doesn't get rid of the blood. Moments later, as the horde of demons closes in on you, a nude Katja jumps into the building.

"AWOOOOOO, hahahaha!!" she screams, shaking her hair from side to side and laughing madly. You look at her in shock, distracted for a second. Her bones make a sickly crunching noise as her body starts to warp and become disfigured, and even the goat demons and bikers look on in terror. She quickly grows tall enough at the shoulder to almost hit the ceiling of the warehouse, her fur bristling on her back as she licks her chops, staring down at the minuscule demons and bikers. The demons all rush forward as she chomps down and scoops some of them up, along with squishing some bikers with her gigantic paws. She's laughing sadistically as she rips and tears with her teeth, the summoning circle below becoming soaked with the blood of men and demons.

>>40724372
In the distance, you hear the sound of bike engines rapidly approaching. Back up. Fuck. You keep firing your guns into the bikers as well as you can, since you know that they're the source of the demons, although many of them seem to be focused on Katja. Suddenly, there's an explosion up on the balcony. Katja has to duck down and shield her head, but moments later you hear the bikers up there screaming in agony as it falls apart, making it an easy buffet for Katja. She nips the ones hanging, all the while stomping with her feet. There are goat demons on her body clawing at her, but her thick coat of fur makes it impossible for them to pierce. You take a few steps back and open up your case to sling your sword on your back, and head back in, firing. You hear some of the bikers call out. "Boss!! BOSS!! DO SOMETHING!!"

Suddenly, the man in the robes that you had shot in the head moments earlier stands up, growling. He runs outside of the building, taking the door on the opposite end. What do you do?

>A. Follow him.
>B. Tell Katja to take out the wall that he exited through.
>C. Pull out your sword and start killing the demons inside.
>D. Write-in

>>40724372
>the summoning circle below soaked with the blood of men and demons

Fuck Katja!! She just summoned the fucking boss with her shit.

>>40724407
>B. Tell Katja to take out the wall that he exited through.

>>40724443
nah he was alive, he was just laying there to see what'd happen next. Then a giant wolf showed up. The summoning ritual was broken the moment you and Katja showed up.

>>40724407
>>A. Follow him.
Tell Katja to finish the rest of the bikers

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>>40724407
>A.
Then
>D. Jump on Katja

>>40724407
>A. Follow him.
>D Tell Katja to leave no witnesses

>>40724407
>>A. Follow him.
Kat has the inside handled get the runner

>>40724407
Seconding >>40724491
She needs the XP

>>40724407
>A. Follow him.

>>40724471
Oh I thought all the blood she spilt was going to summon a super devil.

Thank christ.

>>40724407
>>40724485
Also, I meant
>B
Not A

>>40724530
>Oh I thought all the blood she spilt was going to summon a super devil.

Nah, that's what all the bikers outside are doing with their Boss, frantic focused bloodletting summoning ritual that summons the almighty goat-fucker.

Kaiju battle incoming.

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>>40724566
>Kaiju battle incoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvQWBXJOgAI

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You slip your hot guns back into your coat, and grasp Abandon with both hands and sling it over your shoulder. You sprint through the crowd of demons, slicing from left and right as you need to, cutting them in half with clean swings. You jump as Katja's paw comes down to squash a small group, and look over as you pass her eyes. "Clean up in here! I'll get the ones outside!"

She merely growls in response, and you do a single flip forward and fall with your blade, cutting a goat in half vertically. You rush forward and out the door, skidding to a stop once you reach the outside. There's a practical army of demons, as bikers pour in from the road you came in and drive into the field. They leap off of their machines and start cutting at their hands, throwing the blood onto the grass and summoning the goats. Some of them are larger than others, wielding various weapons. Through it all you see the Boss, blood leaking from the hole in his forehead, behind them all. You grit your teeth, unsure of what to do as the monsters march forward, the sound of their unearthly growls making a hellish song. Suddenly, a missile comes from above you and hits the crowd, taking out a dozen or more of the closely packed demons. You look upward, and see a woman in a white-pinstriped suit, open at the chest, holding a huge rocket launcher with a bayonet on the end. She's standing on the roof of the warehouse. It's that Lady from before. At least you'll have a little support. What do you do?

You also notice that it's begun raining as the sun sets.

>A.Run forward and leap into the crowd of demons.
>B.Use their heads as stepping stones, and rush the boss with your sword.
>C.Stay where you are and kill them as they approach, using Lady as support, and wait for Katja to finish up and join you.
>D.Write-in

>>40724868
>B
>B
>B
For the love of god I need B in my life.

>>40724868
>B

>>40724868
>B.Use their heads as stepping stones, and rush the boss with your sword.
>inb4 we get devil trigger and freeze the rain into murderous blizzard

>>40724868
>>B.Use their heads as stepping stones, and rush the boss with your sword.
Hopefully lady can slow them down a bit.

>>40724868
>>A.Run forward and leap into the crowd of demons.
WE HAVE A SWORD WE MUST CUT

>>40724868
>B, also say please don't kill my wolf, I need her to find more demons to kill.

>>40724868
>B.Use their heads as stepping stones, and rush the boss with your sword.
Liking the demons so far.

>>40724868
>>B.Use their heads as stepping stones, and rush the boss with your sword.

tell lady that Katja in there wolfed out

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>>40724868
>D. Yell for Lady to shoot a rocket at the boss while we cut our way through the crowd.

Lets not jump in the middle of an army just yet.

>>40725000
>Lets not jump in the middle of an army just yet.

Why the fuck not!?

That just makes it easier to kill everything around you!

I don't think you are curahzee enough, yet.

>>40725083
>I dont think you are curahzee enough

How dare you sir.

>>40725000
Man all those little demons are straight fodder and we could kill them with our dick

>>40725109
>"We don't measure dicks around here. How cuhrayzee are you?"

>"Uh, you mean crazy?"

>"EVERYONE! GET HIM!"

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>>40724868

>>40724916
>>40724928
>>40724929
>>40724948
>>40724958
>>40724973
>>40724979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTnf_KYyrBQ

You chuckle as Lady fires shot after shot into the army, causing the demons to become a tangled mess of confusion. You leap forward and start bounding off of their horned heads, stepping off of each one to send you further. Ahead of you the bikers panic, scrambling to fire their guns at you. The boss stands there confidently, shedding his black robes to reveal a heavily scarred, but muscled chest. Two bikers set large cases at his sides, and open them up.

Dodging gunfire and the thrust of spears with careful footwork, almost like a dance, you progress across the army. You land at the end, and swing your sword forward to hack the bodies of bikers in half and soak the ground in their blood. This time demons don't crawl out of it. They all keep firing their bullets at you, and one manages to hit you in the eye and temporarily blind you. It doesn't bother you too much though, and it's soon pushed from your brain and eye into the ground in front of you. That regeneration has really ramped itself up ever since you absorbed that fat demon, you note. When you look up, you see that the Boss's skin is turning black, and horns sprouting from his head. He roars loudly while you cut down bikers and goats alike, even snapping the spear off of a goat to kick it straight through the head of three bikers.

Looking back in his direction, he's a ten foot tall goat demon. Who reaches into the huge cases to pull out two giant machetes. Of course. That's hardly a surprise, but what happens next shocks you, quite literally. A bolt of lightning flies in overhead, soaring past the bikers, and you, to explode into the crowd like one of Lady's missiles, raining down gore.

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>>40725258

Looking across the field, you can see electricity gathering, and your hair stands on end. What do you do?

>A. Engage the Boss.
>B. Run past him and meet whatever's causing that lightning.
>C. Run back into the army, and yell for Lady to jump down and for Katja to break the wall and join you.
>D. Write-in

>>40725285
>A. Engage the Boss.
go big or go home

>>40725285
>A
Sounds like nothing to worry about.

>>40725285
>A. Engage the Boss.
Lightning faggot can go fuck himself, but at least he's attacking the army.

>>40725285
>>A. Engage the Boss.
Hope we don't get fukked

>>40725285
>>40725258
Fighting Goat-fucker or lightning faggot?

FUCK!

Can we at least SEE who is chucking thunder about?


>A. Engage the Boss.

>>40725285
>A. Engage the Boss.

>>40725285
>A. Engage the Boss.
One way or another we are getting a goddamn devil arm.

>>40725285
>>A. Engage the Boss.

ohh great lighting faggots here we will deal with him later

>>40725332
He's too far away, but you all pretty much know.

>>40725285
> A boss time

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>>40725285
>>40725258
>Fighting Dark Souls in DMC Capra demon with help from Lady and lightning fag

I never thought this day would happen.

>>40725332
You never know, it might be trish.

>>40725285
Man I hope lighting fag dosn't kill wolf-fu

>>40725366
I just REALLY want to shout at him to let him know he's a faggot.

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>>40725381
>waifuing Bitch

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>>40725285
>A. "Showtime!"

>>40725408
Killing goat-fucker supreme is more important right now.

>>40724407
>B. Tell Katja to take out the wall that he exited through.
>C. Pull out your sword and start killing the demons inside.

>>40725468
Seconding

>>40725316
>>40725317
>>40725319
>>40725321
>>40725332
>>40725347
>>40725334
>>40725341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjmljShU3JM

You heft your sword above your head, and blood from a nearby exploding corpse splatters onto your face. You stare ahead, and for a moment, absorb the chaos around you. There's heat on your back from Lady's missiles, the snarling of a gigantic wolf which bursts through the wall of the warehouse. You look behind to see Lady leap onto her back and fire into the demons. Looking forward, your skin crawls when a bolt of lightning strikes nearby, frying some of the bikers.

In the middle of all the wanton destruction, the Boss is marching towards you, dragging it's gigantic blades through the bloody dirt. You sprint forward, and sling your blade upward in a vertical strike. He takes a single step back to dodge, and crashes down with both of his swords. You put your hand on the flat of Abandon, and block the strike, the earth below you cracking and giving way from the strength of the attack, the sound of grinding metal and the growl of the Boss being the focus of your world. You look into his eyes for just a moment, two bright yellow pins of hatred that tell the story of how you've ruined it's day, and you can't help but laugh. "You demons should really stop fucking with people, someone always ends up fucking you back!"

You heft upwards, pushing him off of you and forcing him to throw his hands up in the air high for a second. Taking this opportunity, you jump up and kick the goat demon in the dick, causing it to hunch over. What do you do?

>A. Put your sword on your back and take out your guns, firing them into it's skull rapidly.
>B. Thrust Abandon forward and stab into it's stomach.
>C. Swing the flat of your blade at it's head as hard as you can, like a baseball bat.
>D. Write-in

>Lightning faggot's fw cops show up to investigate why lightning is flying around the place from ground level and he fails to steal the book AGAIN

if this becomes a recurring theme, I will piss myself laughing.

>>40725662
>>B. Thrust Abandon forward and stab into it's stomach.

>>40725662
>A. Put your sword on your back and take out your guns, firing them into it's skull rapidly.
foreplay!

>>40725662
>D
Apologize
Crotch shots are uncool

>>40725662
>B. Thrust Abandon forward and stab into it's stomach.
Stab him good and proper.

>>40725662
>>B. Thrust Abandon forward and stab into it's stomach.

>>40725662
>>C. Swing the flat of your blade at it's head as hard as you can, like a baseball bat.

"Are you sure you're the goat-fucker and not the goat-fucked? I didn't feel much of anything with that kick."

>>40725731
it's because of him one of your best friends are dead, anon. it's warranted

>>40725662
>B. Thrust Abandon forward and stab into it's stomach.

>>40725662
>B.

>>40725662
>D. Cut off its arm(s)
Or
>B.

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>>40725753
Oh, right, I forgot he summoned that thing.

Oh. Wait.

>[rage maximizes]

Welp, time to stab his dick off.

>>40725662
>D. Feign C, but straight up at the last second to take a horn off. Catch in offhand and stab the fucker in eye with it later.

So do we roll against things when they are actually a threat?

So we'd roll when fighting lightning faggot or maybe goat-fucker?

Or am I high and we've never rolled in this quest?

>>40725824
nah there's no rolling. the choices you pick entirely determine the outcome. I've seen a fair number of quests get entirely fucked because of a series of bad rolls

>>40725824
Rolls a shit.

>>40725824
It's just good choices I think

>>40725824
I think this is a no roll quest

>>40725864
I dunno, man, sometimes it feels like Dudemen in charge just want to fuck you in non-roll stuff, at least with rolling there is some impartiality.

Still, Mini seems pretty based, I have faith.

>>40725960
What are you even on about?

>>40725716
>>40725732
>>40725734
>>40725769
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>>40725782
You thrust forward with all of your strength, but the demon crosses it's swords together as it raises it's head. The tip of your blade digs into the metal slightly, and the demon slides backwards before throwing it's blades to the side and knocking yours away. it starts to chop at you rapidly, throwing up dirt and forcing you to duck and weave under and through most hits, waiting for an opening. You roll out of the way of a sweeping swing, and as the demon turns, and bolt of lightning flies past where it had been just a moment before. It explodes into the crowd, showering you both with gore once more. When you look to the left, you can see a lone figure walking towards the war, lightning flowing around him.

Looking to the right, you still see Lady riding Katja, except now she has her launcher pointed upwards, and dozens of micro-missiles are dropping into the crowd. Katja scoops up the demons in her jaw, and crunches. You look back at the goat demon in front of you, and leap backwards as the blades crash down on where you were a second before. You stab forward again as it struggles to pull the swords from the dirt, slicing one of it's arms off entirely with a stab. You can feel the bullets of the bikers pepper your back, but you hardly pay any mind as you continue the fight. You pick up the fallen arm, digging your hand into the cut-flesh and gripping the bone tightly. The demon raises it's good arm to defend against a swing from Abandon, but when you swing it's own arm at it, it can do nothing to stop the gigantic machete coming in from the left to chopping into it's side.

>>40726068


The monster cries out, but you stab forward once more with Abandon to silence it, dropping the arm, your hand soaked in black blood. You look over and see that a group of bikers are still summoning demons, but Katja leaps down onto them to stop them. Then you look back over at the man in the yellow-ish brown trenchcoat, the sword with a dragon's mouth on his back. He's grinning wildly and holding a bolt of lightning in his hand. What do you do?

>A. Call Lady and Katja for help.
>B. Rush him.
>C. Pull out one of your guns and fire at him, while you prepare a dart of ice.
>D. Write-in

>>40726095
>>D. Write-in
Absorb the goat-fucker?

>>40726095
>>A. Call Lady and Katja for help.

>>40726095
>A

>>40726095
Stick our arm in demon goat maybe?
If not then C

>>40726126
Backing
or
>C. Pull out one of your guns and fire at him, while you prepare a dart of ice.

>>40726126
>>40726154
would not advise trying to absorb him right now, whenever you get a lot of power at once it causes you to have visions/be in pain/be immobile for a short while

>>40726095
>C. I know how these fights work

>>40726095
>>A. Call Lady and Katja for help.

>>40726095
>>C. Pull out one of your guns and fire at him, while you prepare a dart of ice

>>40726179
Good point, just dont want lightning fag to steal our goat. A combo of A and C sounds good.

>>40726179
Well shit, I didn't think he was THAT strong, I mean we fuggin rekt him hard

So since the Suit said we need to clean up, are we going to make blood angels to absorb all this goop left behind from the slaughter?

>>40726068
>C.
Hey, I got a trick I want to show you! Stand still

>>40726068
Pull up the large goat demon corpse and use it for cover from the lightning

>>40726179
aight,then C

>>40726095
>D. Write-in
>Mash the taunt button

>>40726245
I think we will absorb all the blood in the area

>>40726219
I dont know. He was doing pretty good until lightning fag butted in.

>>40726095
>A. Call Lady and Katja for help.
>C. Pull out one of your guns and fire at him, while you prepare a dart of ice.
Can we not do both??

>>40726095
>>D.
Coup de grace, blinding lightning fag with gore. Then B.

>>40726304
shouting over gunfire + all the chaos that's already going on = no, you'll need to draw their attention visually in addition to shouting. You would jump up and yell, if you picked A

>>40726338
>>40726304
Ok than C

>>40726338
>"Ay faggit, 1v1 me bich."

Time to show him how much of a bitch he is for hiding behind his DT the first time around, and why it was a good idea for him to do so.

>>40726411
We are also stronger than last time we saw him

>>40726411
>behind his DT the first time around,
and surprise attacking us

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This guy is going to one hit Lady and Katja. We need to keep them away. Hell im sure this guy would flat out kill Lady with a single attack.

>>40726516
Probably kill Katja, too.

She's not exactly the toughest thing out there.

Maybe the blood transfusion hardened her skin a bit, though.

>>40726516
Lady is durable as fuck. She could take dante slashing her several times.

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>>40726411
>mfw he wrecks us 1v1

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>>40726545
>mfw we dickpunch him

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v-9BBiC0VU

You whip out your 1911, and start to fire it at him repeatedly, perfect aim pounding his chest with bullets. He looks down in confusion for just a moment, before looking back up and spotting you, smiling. He calls out among all the destruction, and you can hardly hear his mocking voice. "Ah! It is you, so you did indeed survive! I was hoping so! It would not have been possible for me to ascertain the artifact of which you possess, if that had been the case!" He's simply smiling and strolling forward, holding the bolt in his hands as your bullets tear apart the flesh on his face, only for it to heal seconds later. That's right fucker. Keep walking.

He looks up, seemingly at Katja, and looks back at you. "Interesting friends you've made. It's too bad you won't get to see them again!!" He chucks the bolt at you, and you leap forward, holding a perfect diamond of ice in your hand like a baby. You feel the electricity singe off a bit of your hair as you roll under the bolt, and toss the dart with all of your strength at him the moment you're re-orientated, from a kneeling position. Your glasses fall off as you do this, but you catch them with your free hand and fold them up, slipping it into your pocket.

The man's eyes go wide, and he looks genuinely surprised. The missile is soaring just above the grass, freezing it to solid ice as it travels by, leaving a trail of blue. He simply leans to the left, frost forming on his clothes as it misses his chest by inches. He looks back at you, still a smile on his face, same as ever. "Well done! You've grown, since the last I saw you! I hope that you won't-"

Before he can finish his sentence, you're upon him. You roar and swing down with Abandon, forcing him to draw his blade, Alastor, and block it. Heat is glowing between your two swords as you lean forward and growl a single word, staring into his eyes with all the hatred of a wild animal. "Faggot."

>>40726516
Man Lady is a Dante boss she is pretty stronk

>>40726622
>"Faggot"

Thanks you dick. I spit up my drink reading that.

>>40726635
She isnt a very durable boss but she is still harder to put down then a lot of demons.

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>>40726622
>Faggot

>>40726622
Man if I know anything the person with the better insults is the better fighter

>>40726759
You fight like a dairy farmer!

had to let my dog out real quick, continuation is coming up

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>>40726622

>>40726771
Your mother was a Cock Farmer

>>40726792
Awww man,and here i hoped you got the reference

Oh well

Anyone have that gif of that dude freaking out after "Supahotfiyah" disses his opponent?

We need this for the smack-talk that is going to go down.

>>40726622
He scoffs at your insult, and he pushes forward with all of his strength, as do you. When he finds that you're only slightly being moved backwards, the same shocked look as before arises in his eyes. The smiling man's face turns to a frown, and he looks at you with his bright orange eyes in equal hatred. "I don't know how you've come to nearly match me so quickly, but I do know that I won't allow the opportunity to surpass me!" He pushes off with all of his strength, sending you flying backwards about ten feet. You slide until you fall to one knee, and rise up, pointing your sword at him. "Afraid of a little competition, huh?"

He brandishes Alastor, the sword glowing with it's own aura of electricity. "I can't have you keep stealing my work. Trust me, it's nothing personal. It's quite simple, really. To do what I need to, to realize the truth of my heritage.."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w

He points the blade at you, and the rain in the sky soaks both of you. Natural lightning strikes in the background, illuminating the skyscrapers in the distance. His face returns to a neutral position, as he looks on with confidence. "I need more power."

You keep your sword pointed, staring him down as well. Behind you Katja and Lady stomp out the demons, the gigantic wolf freely leaping around and destroying them. You raise your free hand, and motion for him to come at you. "Then come get it."

>A.Wait for him to come to you, and defend.
>B.Rush forward and attack.
>C.Throw Abandon, and whip out both of your pistols and charge them.
>D.Write-in

>>40726952
>A

The wise man waits.

>>40726952
>A.Wait for him to come to you, and defend.

>>40726952
>>B.Rush forward and attack.
dont let him get stronger

>>40726952
>B.Rush forward and attack.
Begin creating an ice diamond in our off hand behind our back to surprise him with

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>>40726952
>music, actual habedings, everything

>My hype is MAXIMUM!!

FFFFUUUUUUCK!!

>A.Wait for him to come to you, and defend.

Master of baiting!

>>40726952
> A. Fighting dmc bosses rule 1. be defensive until you know their moves and exploit their cooldown

>>40726952
>A.Wait for him to come to you, and defend.
>Get a feel on his fighting style

>>40726952
>A with the ice crystal gambit from >>40727014
>Smash it into him directly. Dodge this.

>>40726952
>A.Wait for him to come to you, and defend.
>Get a feel on his fighting style

>>40726952
>>A.Wait for him to come to you, and defend.
We must study his moves

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>>40726876
>>40726876
Gotcha covered m8

>>40726952
>>A.Wait for him to come to you, and defend.
I'LL STUDY ALL YER MOVES, faggot.

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>>40727163
You're a fucking saint.

>mfw Lightning faggot is talking shit

>>40727180
I'LL CUT YA FROM ERE TO ERE!

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>>40727206
>Interesting friends you've made. It's too bad you won't get to see them again!!
>mfw

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>>40727248
>His threat and insult game is weak

>mfw

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>>40727299
>mfw yfw

>>40727340
That's a smooth nigga

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>>40727340

>>40727340
Oh black twitter, why are you so entertaining?

>>40726991
>>40727000
>>40727030
>>40727042
>>40727101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZUN89RaP60

He flies forward with Alastor extending, almost sliding across the ground through supernatural means. You raise up Abandon to block it, and the attack sends you flying backwards yet again. You're launched roughly ten feet away, and he holds up a hand to instantly form a bolt of lightning and send it in your direction. You roll to the right and avoid it just barely, watching all of the grass go up in flames. There's an explosion behind you as it strikes the remaining goat demons, Lady and Katja close to finishing them all off. You look behind you for just a moment to see the last of the bikers hopping on their vehicles and retreating.

Looking back, he's already upon you. In the brief moment you turned away he seemingly teleported in front of you, and when he brings his blade down, it's all you can do to tilt yours to the side. His slides off with sparks, but he swings it back over his head for a direct, downward vertical chop.

You take a step backwards and twist your blade around in your hand, changing it's direction so that his simply deflects off again. Even though you don't absorb all of the hit, the strength of his attack still pushes your heels into the dirt. You wonder if this is the same strength that all of your own enemies have been dealing with.

He blade glows with electricity, and your instincts scream at you to duck under the blade and roll forward. A wave of electricity slashes out across the plain for a short distance, torching all the grass and igniting it for a brief moment. You stand up and turn around, seeing the man's shadow cast over you briefly before the flames die out.

>A. We should exchange names.
>B. You don't know what you've done by deciding to fuck with me. I'm a son of Sparda.
>C. You don't know what you've done by deciding to fuck with me. I'm a son of Mundus.
>D. Double-Faggot.
>E. That's a nice sword. I can't wait to have it.

>>40727421
oh and also write-ins for F, as always

>>40727421
>E. That's a nice sword. I can't wait to have it.

>>40727421
>>D. Double-Faggot.
>E. That's a nice sword. I can't wait to have it.

"Can't wait to have that shitty mantle-piece sword of yours."

Oh hatred without context, I love it.

>>40727421
>E. That's a nice sword. I can't wait to have it.
Disregard bitches, acquire demonic weapons.

>>40727421
>D. Double-Faggot.
>E. That's a nice sword. I can't wait to have it.
and A modified:
>We shoud've have exchanged names, before you became a fucker.

>>40727421
>>A. We should exchange names.
>D. Double-Faggot.

>>40727421
>"Hey,you stopped talking smack.What`s wrong?"

>>40727421
>D. Double-Faggot.
>You don't know what you've done by deciding to fuck with me.

>>40727421
Fuck you!

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>>40727421
>"You fucked up big time when you decided to fuck with me."

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>>40727421
>F. Triple faggot.

>>40727421
>A. We should exchange names.
>F. I dont think i have told you but you are one ugly mother fucker.

>>40727517
YOU.. YOU... DOUBLE FAGGOT

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>>40727421
>C. You don't know what you've done by deciding to fuck with me. I'm a son of Mundus.
>D. Double-Faggot.

>>40727517
>upon utterance, somewhere an entire planet prepares itself for war with the coming of the legendary triple faggot, their rage overflowing, burning with the fury of thousands of stars.

>>40727421
>C. You don't know what you've done by deciding to fuck with me. I'm a son of Mundus.

>>40727421
>C.

Pft, come on, guys, who was or wasn't our daddy isn't important.

We only need to kick his ass.

No reason to tell the dead anything.

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>>40727421
>C. You don't know what you've done by deciding to fuck with me. I'm a son of Mundus.
>D. Double-Faggot.

>>40727621
Agreed. In the off chance this douche nozzle gives us the slip, we don't want him having any intel to use against us.

>>40727421
>D. Double-Faggot.
>E. That's a nice sword. I can't wait to have it.

>>40727421
>E. That's a nice sword. I can't wait to have it.
>>D. Double-Faggot.

You take a deep breath and hold Abandon with both hands, and smile. "We should exchange names before we continue. I'd like to know who I'm about to kill." The man looks at you with an odd expression for a moment, before holding out his sword at you. He puts the palm of his hand against his forehead, and looks to the sky, cackling madly. "Hahahaha! You don't ever stop, do you!? Even when it's clear that you're hopelessly outclassed, you just keep talking!"

He slings the blade to his side in a flourish, pointing it at the ground. "Very well! If you want to know the name of your demise, I will tell you! My name is Gregory Leanan Sidhe, or at least that is the name I have taken!" He begins to march forward, and you hold your sword at the ready. "I admit, alone, I would have had difficulty with one such as you. But I have mastery over the legendary sword, Alastor! You should just lay down and die! There's no point! Do you not remember the time I nearly slew you, with a single stroke?! Are you questioning this devil's power!?" He's getting rather worked up, the smile now being replaced by him furiously baring his vampire-like fangs. You stand up straight, dropping your combat stance in an act of bravado. You decide that if anything, at the very least, you won't lose the shit-talking contest. "Huh. Alastor. That is a nice sword, I can't wait to have it. You know, you talk about your heritage an awful lot, but if we're playing that game, I think I've won."

You start to march forward to meet him. "Your life ended the day you decided to fuck with me. I'm a son of Mundus."

You hold your blade at the ready as you get closer and closer to meeting. "Double faggot."

Just then, Katja lands behind the man, with Lady on top of her head pointing her launcher down. Katja's fangs are bloody and bared, her lips quivering from the rumbling sound of her growling.

>>40727808

>A. Rush him as he's distracted by Katja.
>B. Throw Abandon as he's distracted, and charge your pistols.
>C. One-hand Abandon and let him make the first move, while you prepare an Ice-Dart.
>D. Write-in

>>40727828
>C. One-hand Abandon and let him make the first move, while you prepare an Ice-Dart.

>>40727828
>B. Throw Abandon as he's distracted, and charge your pistols.
One thing I have noticed is that duncan seems to favor ranged combat more than most.

>>40727828
>>A. Rush him as he's distracted by Katja.
hit him now

>>40727828
>>D. Write-in
Full force dick punch him, he can still feel pain.

Then we do whatever, man.

>>40727828
>C

>>40727808
>B. Throw Abandon as he's distracted, and charge your pistols.
If we plan to name the guns this session,we better use them to full extent

>>40727808
>>A. Rush him as he's distracted by Katja.
No one hand no throwing

>>40727808
>A.

>>40727828
>A. Rush him as he's distracted by Katja.
We can't call our sword back to us and it's our best defense. no throwing it away!

>>40727808
>B. Throw Abandon as he's distracted, and charge your pistols.
>Hope Katja dodges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvS6zMThiZU

>>40727828
>A
We can't throw the sword, and we can't spend the whole fight letting him hit us and not do anything about it

>>40727961
we can if we power up our sword like we did when we got our ice powers

>>40727999
that doesn't change the fact that we cannot -currently- summon our sword from a distance.

>>40728038
>>40727999
Fuck that, let's just meet a jedi and have him teach us the Force.

Furreal nigguh

>>40728038
true

>>40728056
This nigga is a smart ass nigga

>>40728038
We should have tied some cord to our sword. We should still do it. Some fucker thinks hes safe out of our range and Bam! We whip our sword at him like fucking kratos.

>>40727828
Can we taunt him into dropping his sword?like calling him on a fistfight or something?

>>40728117
>implying he'd ever let go of his faggot-ass lifeline of a sword

>>40728117
DROP MY SUPER STRONG LEGENDARY BLOODLINE SWORD?!?

>>40728154
ARE YOU A PUSSY?
there are girls watching...

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You sprint forward as fast as you can when he looks at the gigantic wolf behind him, but he turns his head just in time to see you approaching. The devil takes a single step back to avoid your swing, and leaps upwards to avoid Katja's jaws, which snap shut where he was standing just a moment before. You look up, and the scene before you almost happens in slow motion. He spins around and stomps down with his other foot, kicking the bridge of Katja's nose and pointing it directly in the dirt.

This causes Lady to stumble forward, and he swings Alastor in from the right. It would have cut her cleanly in half if she hadn't spun her launcher upwards, merely sending her flying to the left. The man lands on top of Katja, and looks at you with crossed arms. "Hahaha! I was going to be honorable with this battle, but if it's three on one, I suppose I don't need to restrain myself!!"

You know what's coming next. The man's body flashes twice with a bright light, before he's coated in lightning, and wings spread from his back. He's covered in an aura of power, and his body transforms to an insectoid, demonic shell. He looks absolutely monstrous, and flies high into the air, the storm in the sky swirling around him as he prepares some sort of attack.

Katja looks up from the dirt, her nose bleeding.

>A. Yell at Katja to transform, and catch her and move her.
>B. Leap up at him before he can finish his attack.

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>>40728168
>Lightning-faggot: "Who cares about women?!"

>actual lightning faggot confirmed

>>40728180
>B. Leap up at him before he can finish his attack.

They say the lightning doesn`t strike the same target twice

>>40728180
>>A. Yell at Katja to transform, and catch her and move her.

>>40728180
>A.

>>40728180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

It's time.


>A. Yell at Katja to transform, and catch her and move her.

Dodge, this will be hard, but DT doesn't last forever.

>>40728180
>B
He would pull a faggy move like that wouldn't he.

>>40728180
>>A. Yell at Katja to transform, and catch her and move her.
We need to outlast his DT

>>40728180
>>A. Yell at Katja to transform, and catch her and move her.

>>40728180
>A. Yell at Katja to transform, and catch her and move her.

>>40728244
Well, he is the legendary lightning faggot.

He will be a recurring villain who only one ups us and gets away because of his DT.

He's our canon final boss, with Dante being the optional extra boss, who is balls to the wall Dark Souls deprieved hardmode bullshit PL strength.

>A.

Holy shit this fight is getting intense.

>>40728386
And then a few threads later Legendary Lightning Faggot becomes Team Rocket tier.

>>40728418
>>40728180
Oops

>>40728441
Well, L-Fag can probably get powerups like Duncan can, though it seems Duncan stepped his drain game way the fuck up and L-Fag didn't expect it.

>>40728224
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You watch him ascend, gritting your teeth. You look down at the dazed Katja, and realize just how large of a target she is. And how big the coming storm must be. You put your sword onto your back, and keep your eyes trained on Gregory. "Katja!! Transform! NOW!!" She looks up at you with fear, her ears flattened against her head at the sound of your worried voice. Suddenly her entire body shrinks into her human size again, and you leap forward to catch her mid-air.

Just behind you, not a second too late, a massive bolt- no, a stream of lightning pours down from the sky. It strikes the ground with enough force to shake the earth, and the resulting shockwave sending you soaring across the field. You spin several times in the air, landing in the field of corpses and sliding for a few feet, throwing up demon blood as you do so. You look down at Katja curled up in your arms, hair frazzled from the electricity, almost shaking. She looks up at you with terror. "What is he!?"

You drop her in the blood, standing up straight and drawing your sword again, looking at the point of electricity in the sky that is your foe. Nearby, a military helicopter flies by and unleashes machine gun fire on him. A single bolt of lightning sends it crashing to the ground, landing in a fiery explosion. You look down at her. "He's a dead man."

You sprint forward, just barely catching the sight of gunfire from your right. Lady is shooting up at him with pistols! This bitch doesn't quit, you think to yourself. You leap from side to side, just barely dodging the bolts of lightning with all of your speed. When Lady has to dodge a bolt, she's sent flying out of control. You spin around onto your back and whip out your pistols, sliding through the blood and firing up at him.

Cont.

>>40728468
All because of asshole military mcperson and the incompetent army cleanup crew.

Who knew they' actually end up doing us a favor?

>>40728518
>machine guns on the helicopter

Please, please, PLEASE tell me when can grab a minigun out of that?

>>40728558
The military has been pretty damn smart thus far.

>>40728573
if we can i dont think we can keep it

i think its more of a one time use

Speaking of the military, when are we going to see the mad shit? Like nero's orders weapons? They had swords with engines and rocket lances.

>>40728589
We absorbed the demon who killed one of our best friends because they couldn't be assed to cover it up.

Assholes the lot'a them.

>>40728599
You go straight to hell.

I'm keeping that minigun. He'll is just buy one if I was Duncan.

>>40728589
>>40728558
Correction, it was the Suit who told us to do things.

Don't trust him, Suit has secrets. And he is steering us to do something big for him.

>>40728573
>>40728599

Put it on our bike, more like.
Also why don't we just pump our ride with demon juice and not regular gas?

>>40728632
Thats a bit unfair, they only got there after the fight ended. Its not easy to mobilize an army.

>>40728675
>>40728632
Wait I read that wrong. Still he seemed to know what would happen. A lot easier to magic something like that away than explain it to joe soap.

You see him briefly glow, and flip off of your back to dodge an explosion of lightning. It sends you reeling, but you continue to pepper him with gunfire as you run. He swoops downwards towards you, Alastor's blade seemingly extended with an aura of electricity. It's apparently doubled in length, and you leap upwards as he closes in. His strike drags along the ground, burning all of the grass and coming at you with an upward swipe. You throw your pistols as hard as you can up into the air behind you, and draw Abandon to block. The electricity coating his sword fries your hands, the skin burning to a black crisp and forcing you to groan in pain before it regenerates. You're launched high into the air, spinning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OEC5p0Pr8U

Placing your blade on your back, you catch your guns once you're at your apex, and spin whilst upside down. A hailstorm of bullets strikes Gregory, annoying him greatly. You only fire your 1911 rapidly, while charging your revolver with all of the power you can muster. He flies directly upwards at you as you fall, his blade extended fully in a stab. His speed is remarkable, he's a human-sized lightning bolt. You twist your body in a contortionist's fashion to just barely eek out a dodge, the fabric of your shirt and your abdomen becoming burnt as you spin rapidly through the air. You stop, and grip your revolver with both hands to fire several silver-charged shots at him, these ones actually appearing to hurt. He stumbles for just a moment when he looks down at you and the three shots strike his face, knocking his head back and sending him spinning. He looks back, furious, and screams in a demonic voice. "I'LL KILL YOU, WORM!" and begins to fly towards you.

>A. Block with Abandon.
>B. Keep firing with your revolver and charge your 1911 as he races towards you.
>C. Keep firing with one gun and prepare an ice dart as he races towards you.
>D. Write-in

>>40728675
But they'd at least have a quick-response team to cordon off the area at least. Like EOD guys.

But then that other anon has a point, maybe they were told to stand down so Suit could coerce us into absorbing the demon.

>>40728711
>C
I get the feeling that we are fucked.

>>40728711
>>C. Keep firing with one gun and prepare an ice dart as he races towards you.

>>40728711
>C. Keep firing with one gun and prepare an ice dart as he races towards you.

>>40728725
Well their plan to deal with the other one was to fire bomb it back to hell so I dont think they keep many people around to cordon off dead ones.

>>40728711
>C. Ice ice baby.

>>40728711
>>C. Keep firing with one gun and prepare an ice dart as he races towards you.
We are going to get hit might as well put ice in him

>>40728711
>>C. Keep firing with one gun and prepare an ice dart as he races towards you.

This'll probably leave him open for a few seconds if it hits, at the very least I doubt he's very keen on letting it hit him.

>>40728711
>C. Keep firing with one gun and prepare an ice dart as he races towards you.

>>40728711
>C. Keep firing with one gun and prepare an ice dart as he races towards you.

Also,get some ice puns up in this
>>40728711

>>40728711
>>C. Keep firing with one gun and prepare an ice dart as he races towards you.

>>40728815
Really really bad ones

>>40728840
Hey man Chill out

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>>40728711
Do we get a devil trigger if we get stabbed in the chest? That seems to be Dante's #1 method of unlocking it.

Also
>C

>>40728863
>tfw we avoid using DT like the plague just to spite lightning faggot's angry faggot ghost.

>>40728753
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>>40728804
You hammer the trigger of your revolver as hard as you can, whilst focusing on forming the ice in your palm. The sun has nearly set completely. He's flying towards you at a speed that's almost impossible for you to even see, but thankfully he's travelling in a straight path. Your bullets strike his face and body with almost no effect, but a moment before he reaches you, you throw your free hand out to shoot a dart of ice.

The magic of it pierces his shoulder, his own speed increasing the impact greatly enough so that it slices cleanly into the muscles that control his right wing, and freezes them. He yells in shock, and starts to spin out of control, losing focus as he points his sword away and grips his shoulder. You sigh for a moment, thankful, but suddenly you're fucking bodied by a lightning coated devil travelling at unprecedented speeds. Blood erupts from your mouth as you feel bones shatter, and when you hit the ground you feel even more of them break, a crater forming around where you've landed. He crashes to the left of you, decimating the earth and sliding through it for about ten feet. You look over, incapable of moving. You're pretty sure your spine is broken, and the pain flowing through your body is intense, although no where near the worst of your visions. Through blurry sight, you can see him slowly stand up from his hole, the shard of ice being pushed out of his shoulder. He rips it out, and looks over in your direction, quietly marching. "Insolent..."

Cont.

>>40728911
fuck that i want our enemy's to gaze upon Duncan in his demonic form and realize the folly they made