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Willie Dee, once the Navy's most lackluster destroyers and now... well, the Navy's most lackluster destroyer is snoozing away peacefully, slumped against Arizona's side. The sun is starting to grow hot on your brow; the concrete pier of the Mikasa memorial park reflecting the summer heat and threatening to bake all three of you crispy. It's time to wake her up.

After a few abortive starts, you manage to mimic the long wheee-ooooooh of a bosun's whistle. Willie Dee starts as she wakes, looking around through lidded eyes as she clutches Arizona's jacket defensively.

“Whuuu?”

“Hey, kiddo.”

She looks up at you and jerks back so fast her hat brim falls over her face from sheer inertia. “W-W-WHAAAA!”

“Willie-”

“I'M SORRRRYYYY” she wails, yanking her hat down over her face and pressing it there. “SOWWWWYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyy~” comes her voice through the crumpled felt.

This... isn't going well. You need an angle, something to get her talking, or at least calmed down.


>Y'know, I had a destroyer like you once...
>Shh! Do you hear that!? SHADOWRUNS
>Willie, have you ever been aboard the Mikasa yet? Is... that a thing you girls can even do, or is it like, uh, Arizona's looking at me funny so lets just drop that ANYWAY wanna see the museum?
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>>40721507
>>Willie, have you ever been aboard the Mikasa yet? Is... that a thing you girls can even do, or is it like, uh, Arizona's looking at me funny so lets just drop that ANYWAY wanna see the museum?

I am so confused by these choices PF.
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We arrive.

>Y'know, I had a destroyer like you once...

Here at the start, at long last.
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>Planefag
>Early
Outrageous!
>Willie, have you ever been aboard the Mikasa yet? Is... that a thing you girls can even do, or is it like, uh, Arizona's looking at me funny so lets just drop that ANYWAY wanna see the museum?
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>Y'know, I had a destroyer like you once...
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>>40721507
>>Willie, have you ever been aboard the Mikasa yet? Is... that a thing you girls can even do, or is it like, uh, Arizona's looking at me funny so lets just drop that ANYWAY wanna see the museum?
Hell, why not
Maybe she'll wake up screaming for Eren
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>>40721507
>>Y'know, I had a destroyer like you once...

>Willie, I think I found the problem that is plaguing you.

Let's tell her the news we figured out.
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>>40721590
Now that, good /k/ripple, would be funny.
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>>40721507
>>Shh! Do you hear that!? SHADOWRUNS
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>>40721507
>Y'know, I had a destroyer like you once...
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>>40721507
>Y'know, I had a destroyer like you once...
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>>40721507

>Y'know, I had a destroyer like you once...
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>>40721507
>Y'know, I had a destroyer like you once...

STORY TIEM!
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>>40721507
>>Willie, have you ever been aboard the Mikasa yet? Is... that a thing you girls can even do, or is it like, uh, Arizona's looking at me funny so lets just drop that ANYWAY wanna see the museum?
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>>40721507

>Willie, have you ever been aboard the Mikasa yet? Is... that a thing you girls can even do, or is it like, uh, Arizona's looking at me funny so lets just drop that ANYWAY wanna see the museum?

I am sure there would be something fun to see.
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>>40721507
>>Shh! Do you hear that!? SHADOWRUNS
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>>40721507
>>Willie, have you ever been aboard the Mikasa yet? Is... that a thing you girls can even do, or is it like, uh, Arizona's looking at me funny so lets just drop that ANYWAY wanna see the museum?

The destroyer choice is probably not a comparison we want to elaborate on, and I have no clue what the shadowrun reference is to. Also, naval museums are interesting places.
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>>40721507
>Willie, have you ever been aboard the Mikasa yet? Is... that a thing you girls can even do, or is it like, uh, Arizona's looking at me funny so lets just drop that ANYWAY wanna see the museum?
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>>40721507
>>Willie, have you ever been aboard the Mikasa yet? Is... that a thing you girls can even do, or is it like, uh, Arizona's looking at me funny so lets just drop that ANYWAY wanna see the museum?

Isn't that lewd? Going inside another shipgirl?
Also google captcha is showing me sushi. Google agrees.
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>>40721616
>>40721507
I can't decide between the three, but unless it's meant to be a surprise for her we should mention the training adjustment to her skills.
Also apologize for throwing her to the four stooges.
Not necessarily right now, but at some point.
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>>40721720
worst bb
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>>40721761
Which is the best, then?
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>>40721720
She was Yamoto's flagship on Dec 7. Fuck Japan's pride.
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>>40721810
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>>40721845
He said battleship, not battlecruiser

>>40721810
I've heard good things about the North Carolina class
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>>40721810
Arizona-chan, obviously
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>>40721875
FAST BB

JAPS AGREED DON'T BOTHER THEM ABOUT IT
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>>40721720
Are they seriously trying to portray themselves as victims?
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>>40721507
>Y'know, I had a destroyer like you once...
I assume this choice means that the destroyer became a vicious murderboat under our expert care and we can do the same to Willie.
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>>40721906

It got shot to piss and barely made Mare island under tow.
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Just finished the book Japanese Destroyer Captain by Tameichi Hara. Would recommenced it.
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>>40721507
"I threw you to the wolves," look around to make sure Hate isn't near to hear. "I apologize."
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>>40721845
8" of belt armor is not armor. I dont give two shits about them calling it a 'fast BB' its a battle cruiser.
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>>40721906
No, she was an old hull who proceeded to get shot the fuck up in her first scrap
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>>40721810
Arizona, clearly. Were you here when she broke a table over two Kongous?
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>>40721904
Yes, yes they are.

>>40721845
Ah. Yes, she is quite a good ship. But a Battlecruiser none the less.

>>40721926
A sad fate for a proud ship, I fear.
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>>40721926
>>40721947
WELL THEN, changing my vote to:

>Willie, have you ever been aboard the Mikasa yet? Is... that a thing you girls can even do, or is it like, uh, Arizona's looking at me funny so lets just drop that ANYWAY wanna see the museum?
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>>40721971
Delete your old vote.
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>>40721949
Arizona? Yes. She is indeed a good ship.

Though she is quiet now. Ever so quiet.
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>>40721507
>Willie, have you ever been aboard the Mikasa yet? Is... that a thing you girls can even do, or is it like, uh, Arizona's looking at me funny so lets just drop that ANYWAY wanna see the museum?
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>>40721904
If you hadn't noticed, Japan has a little bit of a complex about remnants her wartime history.In reality though, if the US hadn't taken the Nagato the Japanese would almost assuredly have scrapped her themselves due to the critical materials shortages after the end o the war.
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>>40721955

What the fuck are you talking about. She went down swinging and gave as good as she got, I'd say that's a pretty fucking good way to go out. Means you rate Valhalla, and not a lot of fuckers these days can claim even that fucking much.
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>Arizona is mute because she doesn't have her bell.
>is clingy and possibly traumatized because Admiral Kidd was killed on her bridge along with her Captain at Pearl

It gets worse too, divers found Admiral Kidds Naval Academy ring fuzed to the rear wall of her bridge

To all those that would have us waifu Arizona, beware of damaged goods.
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>>40721507
planefag's SWQ is literally the Le Morte d'Arthur of questing.

>Took an existing universe and inserted his MC into it
>MC "fixes" the existing universe
>MC is superior to the existing characters in combat skill
>MC wins the main girl from her existing (well, dead in Minna's case) significant other
>MC is a self insert
>MC is a Mary Sue
>MC isn't even the same nationality as the majority of the cast
>MC flies a jet and is among the best pilots

Face it. Young is literally the Lancelot of SWQ, and planefag is basically the French.
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>>40722042
I feel she's more sister tier but what do I know?
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>>40722042

WAH HA HA!

>erryone else

callin votes now, lemme count them up. a family emergency came up so I might be late with some updates; my grandmother is in a bad way.

We have a fuckton of content tho so this might go till 2AM, you have been warned.

>>40722061

MY SIDES HAVE COMPLETED TRANS-LUNAR INJECTION
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>>40722042
>To all those that would have us waifu Arizona, beware of damaged goods.
Eh, i'd still Cuddle with her in a darkened room and whisper sweet nothings in her ear
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>>40722061
Last I checked Young didn't pilot a jet. He flew a P-61 Black widow
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>>40722061
Joke's on you, Le Morte d'Arthur is the accepted version. You just called Planefag's crap canon.
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>>40722099
Maybe he's talking about the TESLA SHARK PLANE?
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>>40722104

once you eliminate the canon and dress in its clothes, you ARE the canon
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>>40722096
All hands, man your battle stations!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HZdVDTN_2Q
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>>40722099
And an Electric Sharkplane
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Welp, late for KCQ again. Hope planefag's grandmum is fine.
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>>40722096
>ALL LOWER DECKS, BRACE FOR IMPACT
>SIR, WE HAVE FLOODING ON THE LOWER DECKS
>INCOMING!
>DAMCON TEAMS REPORT CASUALTIES
>It's pulling away, thank go-
>HERE IT COME AGAIN!
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A win for "Visit the Mikasa" by one vote. Writing~
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>>40722169

w o w
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>>40722025
It is always regrettable when the song of one ends.

Of course, as a warrior, her end was worthy of the highest praise and admiration. But still, victory and survival would have been a worthier fate.
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>>40722210

You're supposed to be writing updates. Not responses. fix your fucking self.
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Would this make a ship girl cry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Du7EnTovM
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>Make it to KCQ on time
>Now have to get dinner
>And a Dad's Day gift/card

Huzzah! KCQ!

I'll be back soon-ish with the story on how I got female officer boobage on the Quarterdeck!
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>>40722128
So planefag, when's the OVA?
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>Shh! Do you hear that!? SHADOWRUNS

No idea what these options are....
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>>40722061
>MC flies a jet and is among the best pilots
>Lancelot

I get that reference.
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>>40722246
Jolly good! The whole Kiith is here.

>>40722262
You are quite late, friend.
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>>40722262
Laaaaate.
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>>40722169
Oh god, if this is what fairys have to go though,I can't wait to see this.
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>>40722246
Happy father's day then Navyfag! how many kids?
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>first post ahead of schedule
>second post "delays ahoy"
i came here for the true planefag experience and i'm not disappointed
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By the by, I would be most happy if I could attend an entire thread/evening without getting banned by overzealous reporting.

>>40722367
Oh, but you haven't seen the waifu wars yet. Those are most entertaining.
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Best admirals when?
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>>40722387
>tfw all the shortstack predreadnoughts will be Abyssals
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>>40722419
Now, now. Let's not destroy their hopes and dreams just yet.
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>>40722419

Obvious solution is boarding actions. They have to work, somehow?

I do wonder where the air craft carriers come from though
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>>40721904
"My parents were nuuuuk'd!"
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>>40722462
They sank the US CV's mom, remember?
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>>40722224
It's too bad about all those battleships, but in all honesty, it was either being scrapped in an already over saturated market, or being made into an artificial reef. Why would a battleship not choice the option that would actually help out the environment and perverse her for centuries to come?
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>>40722419
I still found it strange that Kongou and Arizonia had a tough time dealing with them despite being newer/upgraded then those old dreadnoughts.
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>>40722522

So all the WW2 scuttled ships come back as abyssals?
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>>40722522
She was scuttled though, and that was before getting refitted as an airplane tender.
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>>40722531
Planefag told us that ship's power is based on relative power to when they launched (and to a lesser extent when they served), not compared to what later ships were capable of.
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>>40722531
Being an Abyssal is a considerable boost of power.

That and Arizona had no trouble slugging it out with them. Kongou is a battlecruiser (having some punch with speed, but not quite the full power/toughness)
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>>40722523
>perverse
gj there. Nice typo.
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>>40721904
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I do wonder when we'll see Shoukaku again?
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>>40722531
Whatever brings these ships back makes pre-dreadnoughts strong enough to threaten dreadnought era ships. I'm just waiting for a man-o-war to show up and wreck everyone's shit.
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>>40722601
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>>40722617
It was idle musing.

>>40722608
That should be fun.
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>>40722601
when settle returns to base, he'll see Shoukaku walking like this
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>>40722601
For the short term, we resolved her plot thread. Unless you are trying to start waifu wars, I don't see the benefit to meeting up with her again over meeting additional ship-girls.


USS Maury when?
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>>40722667
Fuck that, I want Nevada
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“Hey!” you say brightly, leaning over and lifting the brim of her cap. “Have you ever been on the Mikasa over there?”

“Whwhaaaa!?” she quavers, her voice failing her entirely.

“The big battleship? No?”

“Haauuu~” she quavers helplessly, her voice failing entirely.

“Well come on, then, lets check it out!” you say enthusiastically, taking her hand and tugging on it till she reluctantly slips off the bench and follows you, still gripping Arizona's jacket with her other hand.

The IJN Mikasa is beautifully preserved; her somber grey paint still vibrant and fresh-looking under the summer sun. You lead Willie and Arizona over the wide brick plaza and around a large decorative fountain, a statue of Admiral Togo serving as its centerpiece. Willie stares up in childish wonder at the old-fashioned masts of the old predreadnaught; complete with cross-spars and enclosed fighting tops.
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>>40722667
Point well made, though I suspect that numbers on this base might be limited to a certain point.
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>>40722691
Ohio!
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>>40722693
That Arizona smile.
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>>40722667
I agree, we have to deal with Willie, Harder and Fubuki's training, keep Sammy in check and hornet from not being so depressed.
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“It's... big,” she says softly. “I... I forgot how *big*...” Her eyes are wide as she scans the side of the ancient battlewagon, taking in the fearsome array of six-inch casemate-mounted guns along the broadside. Coaxing her up the stairway, you exchange a polite nod with the JSDF marine standing guard at the top of the stairs - given its location on the water and (now that you think about it) likely issues with more vocal nationalists, the park's visiting hours have been rather curtailed to facilitate a much heavier guard on the place - but rank hath privileges, and you're not adverse to pulling some for Willie's sake.

Willie comes to a dead halt on the rear deck, underneath a large sun awning set up to protect visitors. She stares up at the main guns of the aft turret, big twelve-inch barrels barely fitting under the awning.

You see her start to shiver. “I-is that w-w-hat the m-m-monsters l-looked like?” She glances down at the deckplates like they might bite her.

>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
>Yes, this massive, imposing battleship is very similar to the even more dangerous one that Arizona here blew out of the goddamn water, mmhmm.
>... not really, Willie. They look like old ships, sometimes, but there's something off about them - some awful quality that only they possess. When you see it, you'll react like you're stomping on a bug - reflexive disgust.
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>>40722608
i think that goes too far into the silly end of the spectrum
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>>40722693
I want to protect that smile
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>>40722718
USS Cincinnati when.
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>>40722731
>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
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>>40722042

I just clicked on that and saw the tiny BB-39 and FLIPPED MY SHIT HOLY SHIT WHOEVER DID THAT IS AWESOME

>>40722246
>I'll be back soon-ish with the story on how I got female officer boobage on the Quarterdeck!

SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST I SEE

>>40722367

I declined to run 3 hours north with my mother to babysit my grandmother on "right fucking now" notice, so my mother is kind of fucking pissed at me. I'm running around helping her pack and shit to try and soften the level of "fucking pissed at me."

Not that it is going to work.
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>>40722731
>>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
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>>40722731
>>... not really, Willie. They look like old ships, sometimes, but there's something off about them - some awful quality that only they possess. When you see it, you'll react like you're stomping on a bug - reflexive disgust.
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>>40722731
>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
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>>40722731
>>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
Let the old lady of war asleep.

>>40722734
>pirate
>not cardcaptor
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>>40722693
This reminds me.

In the previous thread, Draw-kun said he made something new that wasn't able to be posted.

We still haven't seen it yet since PLANEFAG'S FAMILY IS OUT TO GET HIM.

>>40722731
>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.

Is this the part where Mikasa suddenly appears RIGHT BEHIND US and scares the piss out of us and Willie?
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>>40722731
>>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
When given the option to poke fate with a stick, we will always reach for the shortest stick we can find.
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>>40722731
>>... not really, Willie. They look like old ships, sometimes, but there's something off about them - some awful quality that only they possess. When you see it, you'll react like you're stomping on a bug - reflexive disgust.
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>>40722718
USS OHAYO
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>>40722731
>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
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>>40722731
>>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
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>>40722731
Reminder that none of the Iowas are going to show up because they are all still alive.

planefag, please find some way to actually use the Iowas in their ship form if we don't get a girl for them, its time to bring the battleship speedsluts back online
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>>40722731
>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
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>... not really, Willie. They look like old ships, sometimes, but there's something off about them - some awful quality that only they possess. When you see it, you'll react like you're stomping on a bug - reflexive disgust.


I keep forgetting she ain't been in combat with those bitches yet.
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>>40722756
>Cincynasty

HISSSSSSSSSSSS

>>40722734

yeah if we did that we'd open the door to fucking trimarines and viking longboats and nobody wants that
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>>40722731
>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
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>>40722825
Hoppo is not for lewds
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>>40722833
Eat your fucking Skyline and like it.
We have Graeters.
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>>40722731
>>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
must press button
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>>40722731

>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
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>>40722824
>not wanting new construction US Navy battleships built around railguns

>>40722833
>not wanting Roman Navy triremes dominating the Mediterranean

MEDITERRANEAN IS A ROMAN LAKE
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>>40722833
>yeah if we did that we'd open the door to fucking trimarines and viking longboats and nobody wants that
>Coracles and slingshots.jpg
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>>40722833
Cincinnati confirmed for Hellcow.
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>>40722731
>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.

inb4 she wakes up as we say this.
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>>40722844
>Hoppo
Take a closer look at that picture.
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>>40722824
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>>40722884
What emotion does this reaction image express?
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>>40722863
>posting Yuudachi
pic related
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>>40722833
Hey fuck you, we have a cool museum made from a trainstation
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>>40722731
>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
>... not really, Willie. They look like old ships, sometimes, but there's something off about them - some awful quality that only they possess. When you see it, you'll react like you're stomping on a bug - reflexive disgust.
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>>40722731
>>Yes, this massive, imposing battleship is very similar to the even more dangerous one that Arizona here blew out of the goddamn water, mmhmm.

Just to blow against the wind. The first option isn't bad either.
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>>40722900
Well, you thought that cover over there was clear, but it turns out there was actually a thin man in it...
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>>40722904
Thank god for Portland and her intolerance to false surrenders and the poi.
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>>40722660
I don't understand.
Shoukaku would be at range practice with the rest of her division.
Why would she be coming for me?
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>>40722844
Good thing that's not her then, eh?
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>>40722731
>... not really, Willie. They look like old ships, sometimes, but there's something off about them - some awful quality that only they possess. When you see it, you'll react like you're stomping on a bug - reflexive disgust.
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>>40722979

Sad fucking part is this is exactly what the fuck he would fucking say.
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>>40722844
Not Hoppo at all, just her outfit.
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votes called writing etc.

>>40722900
>What emotion does this reaction image express?

The beauty of this image is that it accurately expresses my current emotion - especially the general intensity - without revealing a goddamn clue why, or what that emotion is. It's perfect.
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>>40722993
You fail at being an abyssal forever, Ikazuchi
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>>40722884
XCOM 2 baby, get hype. We terrorist now!
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>>40723008
Hey planefag, hey planefag!

Time traveling SS. Edmund Fitzgerald shipslut when?
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>>40722833
What's wrong with the ship?
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>>40722884
>haha, time for snakes.png
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>>40721904
Basically everyone who loses a war they started see themselves as victims.

See the traitor states in the civil war.
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>>40723055
>pic related
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>>40723008
You shouldn't be posting images of sharks, someone may find it unpleasant.
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>>40723066
I like to imagine Indianapolis as a rule 63 version of Quint.
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So what ships types is the US and other powers laying down?

I imagine China's economy would be pretty close to collapse, or at least contraction if shipping is being interdicted that much. Watch this leads to China invading Siberia for resources.
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>>40723066
>Indianapolis returns as a ship girl
>Has a chronic fear of going in the water because of how her men fell victim to sharks
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>>40722731
>>Relax, kiddo. Mikasa hasn't woken up desire every member of the JSDF smoking peace pipes and doing war-dances on her quarterdeck - I think the ol gal is content to sleep.
Time to tempt fate.
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>>40722996
Isn't that a good thing, let him be focused on his work, no time for love on the battlefield hate.
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>>40723108
Iowas are probably being recommissioned and armed with that there new fangled rail guns
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Hate. Why do you keep saying I should give Shoukaku the Gae Bolg?

What would a ship even do with a spear?

Explain further Hate.
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>>40723156
>Implying no budget cuts in the KCQ universe
>Insert Sean Bean's DAMNED BUDGET CUTS face here
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>>40723171
If you have to refer to it with the, then you dont deserve it.
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>>40723108
Mostly the same they're building now.

Ford class carriers
Burke class frigates
Ticonderoga class cruisers
Virginia class attack subs

I'm guessing the Navy also building some form of escort carriers just to replace their loses.
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>>40723156

Iowa's would not be recommissioned, with new weapons. Rail guns are not yet done and the wrong power plant is in the Iowa's.
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>>40723171
>Why would a marine say "Give her the Gay"

Does this count as answering my own question?
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>>40723108
[CLASSIFIED]
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>>40723199
>nuclear powered Iowas equipped with CIWS, a battery of nine 16" Rail Guns and numerous Tomahawks
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>>40723156

....or they build new ships actually designed to use those weapons instead of, you know, sending people out in ships that were old when their parents were born.
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When will the rest of them arrive?
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>>40723206
Wrong Shanghai, Shanghai!
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>>40723225

Still wrong ship shape and design. You would have to rip almost everything apart.

Better to build a modern ship from the ground up.
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>>40723230
>B-52
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>>40723244
when they intend to and not a moment sooner.
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>>40723276
>DYNAMIC ARRIVAL.webm
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>>40723251
Sad, but true.

On the other hand, maybe we'd actually get BB-65 that way.
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>>40723206

Playing with fire isn't the best fucking idea, there, sir.
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>>40723288

That... that smile.

It's disturbing.

Almost as if... as if it knows...

>>40723291

Hey, hey, you know what they say.

its not gay if its underway
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>>40723313

Is that what they teach you at Annapolis? Can't say I'm all that fucking surprised.
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>>40723313
I'm reading that as "Settle and Hate double team Shoukaku... In bed."
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>>40723313
It's Mimi-chan, sir! Of course the sentient ICBM knows, sir!
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>>40723333

Hell to the fuckin naw. She ain't my type.
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>>40723270
We've got less of those than B-1s, and we wouldn't have any if B-2 production wasn't stopped at 20 by Congress. Plus, I don't see anyone trying to give them nuclear powered engines.
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>>40723346
Okay.

Tatsuya and Hate double team Settle... In bed
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>>40721904

More like 'these innocent boats suffered for our crimes.'
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>>40723333
No Settle performs a successful night attack on Shoukaku, Hate just makes sure that Sammy and Arizona don't interfere by having them patrol for Yakuza
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>>40723289

Sadly won't happen. I am pretty sure the carrier set controls the Navy currently.

If we are lucky we might see carriers with proper actually combat drones for this, built from the ground up.

Or maybe a true long range ship killer missile, along with a newer and larger missile cruiser.

Think number of hulls and fleets is more important currently.
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>>40723347
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convair_X-6
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>>40723347

Biggest Issue I think is cost per flight, the B-52 still is one of the cheapest bomb trucks out there.

Also no combat with near peers, so, whatever works.
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>>40723196
>Burke class frigate
>Burke
>Frigate
>FRIGATE

GET OUT
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>>40723396
Nimbus guidance drones when?
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>>40723382
Arizona knows better then be surprised attack by the Japanese, she'll know when her Admiral is in danger.
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>>40723433
at least he didn't call the LCS a frigate.
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>>40723321
>Is that what they teach you at Annapolis?

Is Annapolis all about learning how to cornhole enlisted? Well gee, Corporal, what do you think?
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>Imagining Mikasa, Aurora and Olympia just sitting around base pissing and moaning about all these young entitled post-dreadnought ships while reminiscing about the good old days of the Ironclad.
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>>40723244
they're late because they have to take their stupid towers down to fit under the forth and kincardine bridges.
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>>40723490
>These kids don't even know how to properly cross the T
>This smokeless powder sucks
>I wish at sea stomping on enemy flagships
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>>40723398
>The project was to use a Convair B-36 bomber as a testbed aircraft
>the entire nuclear aircraft program was abandoned in 1961.
Thank you for proving my point.
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>>40723505
>Main battery in between two funnels
WHHYYYYYYY
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>>40723441
We should mention to Arizona that we feel very safe and protected when she's around. I feel like she'd appreciate the gesture.

She might even smile.
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>>40723566
As much as I want to say that to her not the time nor the place, and she didn't do anything worth mentioning to say that besides the Kongou incident which she was mistaken.

We could say she is very, very reliable
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I, for one, await the arrival of best shipghost
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtwDUR0sDuo
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So why even fight Abyssals on an even footing?

Why not go all Hiroshima on them?
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>>40723553
Broadside.
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>>40723625
We had ought to let her know that shes doing a good job, what with her failing to protect Admiral Kidd and all.
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>>40723639
who's the girl without the eyepatch?
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>>40723656
>Abyssals are hard to detect
>Can disappear into the abyss when numbers overwhelm them
>No idea where their base of operations is
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>>40723674
Doesn't mean that tacticals couldn't save a lot of lives.
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You consider pointing out that the slender brunette Willie is clinging to is the same battleship that blew a superior dreadnaught out of the water and sent another packing just last week - but Arizona is always so quiet and demure that you suspect singing her praises would just embarass her. So you settle for slipping your hand under Willie's hat and ruffling her hair affectionately. “Relax, kiddo,” you reassure her. “Mikasa's the first one they tried to summon, you know? The JSDF came up here and arrested a whole gaggle of clowns trying ouiji boards and every other damn thing and packed them off in a paddy wagon for being disruptive...” you lean over and lower your voice, “and according to the scuttlebutt that got e-mailed around after, they just picked up the candles and ouiji boards and tried again with their own people!”

Willie blinks.

“They've tried everything. EVERYTHING,” you reassure her. “But she just sits here, prim and pretty. And I can't blame her. She gave her all. I think the old gal is entitled to her retirement.”

Willie seems to calm down at that, and regains some of her curiosity. Soon she's scampering through companionways and even shouting into voice tubes. At one point you sneak up behind her and make a sound like someone's shouting back, which sends her squealing into Arizona's arms and earns you a Look Of Disapproval as the battleship calms her younger charge with headpats.
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>>40723674

That and every superpower would shit themselves.
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>>40723669
Captain Minamitsu MOTHERFUCKING Murasa, skipper of the Palanquin Ship!
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>>40723656
Nuking the Ocean every time an Abyssal pops up is a quick way to destroy the worlds aquatic ecosystem and starve billions.
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The interior of the old warship seems to hold a special fascination for Willie - and since you've got a star on your hat and two precious warships in tow, the watchful museum staff that shadow you let you have the run of the ship, occasionally stepping into unlock a chain here and there. Willie stares at the breeches of the main guns and the magazines beneath with wide, somber eyes, but she gets downright excited at the most innocuous thing of all - the crew spaces.

“There's so much ROOM!” she says, running around the main mess with her arms stretched out.

You look around the room and exchange a look with Arizona.

“... really?”

“Yeah!” she says enthusiastically. “Sailors must have loved it here! My crew was always packed in like sardines. They never even had elbow room at the tables.” She scampers off into the next room with you and Arizona trotting close behind. “Look! Look!”

You look. “It's the head,” you observe flatly.

“No, look - separate toilet seats!”

“... is that... special?”
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>>40723692
So...you propose nuking the ocean?
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Can only one ship spirit manifest at a time or can there be multiple copies like in the game? I don't remember if it was ever covered or not.
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“My heads only had a row of seats,” she explains, “and a trough underneath with water running down the length of it constantly. It emptied at the end. So the guy at the top would sometimes light toilet paper on fire and singe every butt on the way down.” She wrinkles her mouth and crosses her arms. “They were silly...”

You laugh. “Yeah, that sounds like sailors, all right.”

Willie looks down at the deckplates, scuffing the toe of one shoe against it. “I wish they'd made me a battleship.”

“Why?”

She murmurs and fidgets.

“Why, Willie?”

“I'd... I'd have firepower and enough room for my crew and they wouldn't get all angry at someone's elbow being in their ear and calling each other gaylords and holding pilots hostage for ice cream from the carriers cuz they'd have their own machine and-”

>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
>I was the captain of a destroyer, Willie. I know destroyers. I think you're a damn good one - and I'll tell you why!
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>>40723745
The closest you're probably going to get is sister ships of the same class.
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>>40723739
>separate heads

Did the Japs have the Hot Seat or no?
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>>40723763
>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
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>>40723763
>>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
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>>40723763
>I was the captain of a destroyer, Willie. I know destroyers. I think you're a damn good one - and I'll tell you why!
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>>40723763
>Yeah, they probably would have loved you more if you were a better ship
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>>40723763
>>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
>>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
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>>40723763
>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
>I was the captain of a destroyer, Willie. I know destroyers. I think you're a damn good one - and I'll tell you why!
SHE WAS AN ASSHOLE, BUT SHE WAS OUR ASSHOLE!
No don't say this of course
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>>40723784
>Did the Japs have the Hot Seat or no?

I honestly have no fucking idea and I couldn't find any pictures of Mikasa's heads with a quick google search and I'll explain it away by saying it was the head right off the officer's mess and Willie didn't know because she can't read Japanese
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>>40723763
>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
>I was the captain of a destroyer, Willie. I know destroyers. I think you're a damn good one - and I'll tell you why!
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>>40723763
>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
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>>40723763
>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
>I was the captain of a destroyer, Willie. I know destroyers. I think you're a damn good one - and I'll tell you why!
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>>40723763
>I was the captain of a destroyer, Willie. I know destroyers. I think you're a damn good one - and I'll tell you why!

It starts and ends with ZERO FUCKING CASULTIES
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>>40723742
Nuking things on the ocean, but yes.
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>>40723525
>>40723490

I am out of sharkford reaction images so have this one instead.
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>>40723763
>>I was the captain of a destroyer, Willie. I know destroyers. I think you're a damn good one - and I'll tell you why!
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>>40723763
>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
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>>40723763
>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
>I was the captain of a destroyer, Willie. I know destroyers. I think you're a damn good one - and I'll tell you why!
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>Arizona already visited her own grave

We should have her watch Tora Tora Tora

you know

for Science.
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>>40723815
Planefag making shit up as he goes along, as per usual.
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>>40723763
>I was the captain of a destroyer, Willie. I know destroyers. I think you're a damn good one - and I'll tell you why!
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>>40723858
Careful, she's a WML
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>>40723865
Don't forget that awful Michael Bay Pearl Harbor.

Again for science, of course.
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>>40723742
You got a problem with that? You some kind of ocean sympithizer?
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>>40723763
>>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
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>mfw
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>>40723883
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>>40723872
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>>40723865
Along with eery other ship who had forces at pearl.

And Harder.

And Sammy
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>>40723763
>holding pilots hostage for ice cream from the carriers cuz they'd have their own machine and-”
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>>40723763
>>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
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>>40723917
As if you deserve help.
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>>40723763
>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
because you're a shopping trolley and spear catcher for the more valuable ships?
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>>40723742
Nukes are really, really fucking effective at making things dead. And I think seawater can handle being slightly more radioactive.
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>>40723763
>>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
>>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
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>>40723763
>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
>I was the captain of a destroyer, Willie. I know destroyers. I think you're a damn good one - and I'll tell you why!
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>>40723763

>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
>I was the captain of a destroyer, Willie. I know destroyers. I think you're a damn good one - and I'll tell you why!

Oh shit, I want all three!
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>>40723925
>Movie night is a mandatory viewing by all base personnel of Tora Tora tora and Pearl Harbor, back to back.
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>>40723951
>Dat pic
Not clean enough, earthnoid.
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>>40723988
>that driver

"Every time I open the hatch, I'm back in France. Oh god."
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Why was the Fletcher Class so overcrowded?

I'm not that knowledgeable about warships and the Destroyer if often the unsung hero compared to the Battleship and Aircraft carrier.
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If we get one more US shipsloop it should probably be a CL of CA since I don't think we have any yet. Though the current number of sloops is just fine as of now.
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>>40723988
>I've had enough of this french sardine can, let's go home!
>Grandma's wagen had more armor than this rusty can!
>My ears! I can't hear!... WHAT?!
>Another shot?! We're still alive?!
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>>40724023
Hey at least it has the long barrel 37mm, compared to the stub one. Always wondered why they never fixed that until it became a problem
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>>40724028

Because calling her a 'destroyer' is a fucking lie.

Calling her a sardine can with a fucking Rocket-assisted take off bottle and more firepower than GOD HIM FUCKING SELF is probably more accurate.
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>all votes equally tied

... well, okay. Calling votes then!
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>>40724023
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>>40724071
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>>40724071
Everybody wins!
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>>40724071
I'm sure that means you'll do everything, right?
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>>40723763
>>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.

Remember, even though she was sunk, all her crew survived.
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>>40724028
They crowded as many guns and torpedoes onto the smallest possible hull.

>>40724031

I vote Northampton, she tried so hard to be a hero and save Hornet.

possible lesbo shipsloot action between them
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>>40723961
Putting aside the seawater thing a bit, Operation Crossroads showed that nuclear blasts are only good at destroying ships if the blasts happen underwater.

Above water air explosion? You'd irradiate the ships and kill the crew, but if the ship had any sort of armor better than a destroyer's, it would survive even if it was within a kilometer of the blast epicenter.

And last we checked abyssal ships didn't have crew, so...
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>>40724071
I'll panic, just in case.
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>>40724100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cs_es5DR8U
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>>40724111
Didn't the Fubukis and its follow ons have the same problem?
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>>40724071
What are you up to, you colossal French faggot?
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>>40724071
Pay debts.
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>>40724128
I thought he was Greek?
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>>40724064
>never fixed it until it became a problem

Hmmm.

Let's examine that statement for a second, shall we?

>Captcha wants juice, only options are beer or pesto

What the fuck, captcha
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>>40724128
>french
>not even insulting him by calling him Italian or Roman
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>>40724111
>lesbian Northampton feeling up a helpless and mortified Hornet under the pretense of towing her back to base.
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Phoenix would be a good companion for Willie and Sammy. Plus Dakka Cruiser!
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>>40724166
But those aren't insults. One should always be proud to be Roman.
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>>40724163
>>40724166
See the copypasta >>40722061
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what if we got a Des Moines class cruiser? Dem autoloaders.
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>>40724194
Chicago with her Tommy Gun and inappropriately short skirt first.
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>>40723763
>>Firepower? Christ alive kid, don't you know WHY your class was so overcrowded?
>>If you think your crew didn't love you, you're wrong. Dead wrong.
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>>40724189

Only if I can take fucking pictures. I could use the fucking things to prove to hornet SOMEONE FUCKING LOVES HER JESUS FUCK.

>>40724194

Damn son. He be lookin good. That's Phoenix?

Daymn.
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>>40724241
Too late, friend.
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>>40724222
>post war cruiser
>absolutely zero combat experience
>also no shiptrauma

hmm...
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>>40724194

Would she still be called the Phoenix, though? Or would she take up her Argentinian name--Admiral Belgrano?
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>>40724196
>Hey Greek. You should be proud to be a Roman. Now get those chains on, it's a long way to the salt mines.
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>>40724114
I bet you anything that the girls themselves stay hot after they transform back into humans.

So we don't have to kill the crew, just the ship.

Barring that, getting a nuke underwater isn't very hard.
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>>40724194
>sunk in 1982 by a submarine

Belgrano's gonna be an Abyssal, son.
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>>40724203
ah...

at least he's not Roman.
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>>40724165
I get that but that short barreled 37mm should have been replaced by the late 20s or early 30s due to tank development. They developed several kinds of tanks that perform the same or worse.
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>>40724291
Oh, please. Everyone knows you don't send Greeks to the salt mines. And that's because the Greeks are effeminate weaklings.

You send the Gauls and Iberians to the salt mines.
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>>40724309
>Abyssals
>Transforming back to humans
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>>40724321

Haven't all the Murican ships we got so far have been sunk in combat in some shape or form?
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>>40724321
Why do you say that? Kongo, Inazuma and Ikazuchi were sunk by submarines, and they came back.
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New ships when? I don't even care what ship it is, I just wanna meet some new ones.
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>>40724100
>It's 3000 nautical miles to Pearl, we got a full stock of fuel, half a magazine's worth of ammunition, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
>Hit it.
>WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM KAMI-SAMAAAAA
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>>40724346
Those are Athenian Greeks you idiot.
No one sends the Athenian Greeks to the mines.
The other Greeks sure.
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>>40724266
>Only if I can take fucking pictures. I could use the fucking things to prove to hornet SOMEONE FUCKING LOVES HER JESUS FUCK.


All she wants is to be loved, and she will be loved.

Just not in the way she imagined
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>>40724442
You're right. Sorry, I tend to forget the other Greeks most of the time.

Because the Athenians won't stop whining.
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Ara ara, what a slow thread we have today~
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>>40724461

Hey, works for me. I wonder if Northampton there is into three-ways.....

Hah, who am I fucking kidding. that'd be nice, and nice shit never fucking happens.
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>>40724501
People seem to forget that Greeks who aren't Athenian were renowned for being swarthy, hairy, masculine motherfuckers.
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>>40724578
oh god this is cringe worthy.
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>>40724461
This artist seriously needs to work on the ship part of his ship girls. Many of Kancolle's artists kind of suck, but they at least put in the effort to incorporate the ship's aesthetics in the design.
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>>40724508

It's a Saturday, the first day of summer is officially next week, and it's still hot as the dickens. I'm assuming some folks are getting gift cards or gifts, others are enjoying the lazy heat of the afternoon or evening, and still others are trying to do anything to escape this goddamn heat.
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>>40724599
It's like you've never even met an actual Marine.

They're all like that.

Especially the women.
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>>40724578
Hate, you've been assigned as the Admiral's person aide/war-dog handler. And you also have to teach warships how to fight.

Suffice to say that lady luck has essentially given up on you.
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>>40724604
most of the others are fine
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>>40724630

She gave up on me after Ramadi.

LA? LA was the gods of probability and luck forgetting to fact fucking check before committing. Everything since then, it's like being a shark. Keep fucking moving or shit's gonna catch up and END ME.
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>>40724609
Good point, though over here it's Sunday, and it's officially tropical storm season.
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>>40724604
look at this faggot, caring about the part of Kancolle everyone else cares the least about
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>>40724685
> It's like being a shark. Keep fucking moving or shit's gonna catch up and END ME.

You sound like a P-61 pilot
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>>40724669
>Two nukes couldn't bring me down!

Fucking Hard Core, sempai
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>>40724669
Surviving two nukes, what?

Oh. Bikini Atoll?
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I will point out that Planefag mentioned a few threads back that he was likely to give us a RAN ship, and it'd likely be HMAS Perth with USS Houston.
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>>40724736
Yep. And those two nukes didn't sink 'er.
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>>40724699
On that note.
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>>40724768
I'm gonna need some milk to go with those Oreos
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Can't go wrong with Helena
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>>40724768
dat sloped frontal armor.
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>>40724764
In game terms, that would probably give her a Maximum Armor stat even higher than that of Yamato Kai.

Ah, who am I kidding, a stray shot from a Symbiotic Battleship Princess will still send her to the redline, no questions asked.
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>>40724768
Too bad Blackjack went on hiatus again...
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>>40724736
Nevada was used as THE target ship for Operation Crossroads.

They even painted her bright red so that they could hit her more easily.
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>>40724716
It's actually one of the biggest criticisms when it comes to this artist's designs. They are just girls with big guns strapped to them, lacking any flair.
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>>40724722

The fucking rules are universal. You hit a certain level of bullshit fucking hax, you gotta keep fucking running, otherwise the shit catches. the. fuck. up.
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>>40724841
>That's my flagship
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>>40724749
> HMAS Perth
> not HMAS Australia

But nobody cares about WA
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>>40724850
The japs have shit strapped to them and wacky headdress and such because that's just Japan.

I prefer most of the USN ship designs just being based off of Navy uniform fashion, rather than having pagodas as hair pieces.
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>>40724835
4th of July. sssshhhhhh
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I know that, but Australia would be super overprotective of Canberra and wouldn't trust the Americans with her sister.

And yes, nobody cares about WA. East coast supreme.
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>>40724850
I don't think most wanna be KC artists realize all those details on the canon ones.

>>40724925
It's their way of mixing things up, there's a limit to things
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>>40724936
BOGAN.
QUEST.
FUCKIN'
W H E N ?
H
E
N
?
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Archived.
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>>40724936
I'll hold you both to that, Strayan!

>>40724959
Bogans never
Tank Hunters maybe
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>>40724987
>less than 5 planefag content posts

shit nigga
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>>40725053
I know :(
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>>40725053
Gotta get the archives ready to record any and all shitposting attempts.
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>>40725053

We're nearing forty posts over autosage and already at page six. I think this is as good of a time to archive as any.
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>>40724736
was a bad day to be a boat
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>>40724959
not today that's for sure

had to escort drunk people around the city last night.


also can someone confirm whether US navy sailors need to wear uniforms while they're here in port? supposedly the city last night was full of them
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>wait two weeks for planefag
>thread dies with nothing meaningful being accomplished

the only good thing to come from this thread was possible lesbo Northampton

coming from someone who lives in Northampton
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Best battleship soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiDJ73IE-nA
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“Firepower!?” you interject abruptly, making Willie flinch and flatten herself against the bulkhead.

“I'msorr-”

“Don't you even remember why the Fletcher class was so overcrowded!?”

She blinks. “Uh... we were... bad?”

You snort so loudly Arizona seems to think you might've injured yourself. “Kid, they bolted light AA onto every open space on the Fletchers that'd take one, and then they staggered 'em with extra ratings to man them all. And that's on top of a design that was already five-hundred tons more torpedoes, guns and depth-charges than any preceding destroyer class carried.”

“... oh,” Willie says in a small voice.

“And for all that - what's your top speed?”

“... th-thirty-eight k-knots-”

Even Arizona's eyebrow rises at this, and you chuckle. “Kid, my old ship is one of the best in the world and she could make thirty-five with a stiff tailwind. Maybe. And you did that on STEAM. Have you ever seen Shimikazi around?”

She blushes furiously for some reason, looking down at the deckplates again, and nods.
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>>40725103
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>>40725103

*Ship fanboy rage intensifies*

seriously good waste of shipsloops
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>>40725113
Are you in Brisbane?
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>>40725126
Planefag is likely writing a big update, what with us selecting ALL 3 options.

Chances are there will be a new thread anyway.
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>>40724955
I really don't know how they wouldn't realize it, the pasta boats being some of the best example of this. The art is definitely not up to snuff to the likes of say Bismarck's, but the artist really put a lot of effort into the detail.
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>>40725166
Yes I live here
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“She's supposed to be a super destroyer. Super fast. You know where she tops out?”

“.... n-no-”

“Forty. And she was a one-off prototype who displaces five-hundred tons more than your class does - and you can damn near catch her. The Fletcher class were something else, Willie - state of the art warships. You're the most modern destroyer in our entire fleet of shipgirls, don't you see?”

She pulls her hat off and clutches it to her chest like a shield, tears starting to brim in the corners of her eyes. “B-b-but I screwed everything up!” she wails, squeezing her eyes shut against the tears. “It d-d-doesn't m-m-matter it j-just means I didn't have any EXCUUUUUUUUMMMFFF!”

Her eyes pop open to find Corporal Hate's rough mitt clamped firmly over her mouth. He squats down to stare Willie eye-to-eye.

“I'm tired of listening to you bitch,” he says quietly, “so let's get one thing straight. Can you count?”

She stares at him, shivering a little. Arizona frowns and steps forward, but you pause her with a glance - if you can't get through to her, maybe Hate can.

“Can. You. Count?”

Willie nods, too scared to remember what she was just crying about.

“When you sank,” Hate says cruelly, “how many of your men died?”

She blinks.

“How many?”

Shakily, she holds up a thumb and forefinger in a “zero” sign.
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“HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH!” Hate exclaims, releasing her mouth. She goes dashing for Arizona's side, shivering so fast you fear she might enter redshift. “Every man who served on you went home to their families and got to live out their damned lives because you took an underwater blast that should've snapped your keel and kept floating for hours,” Hate grumps at her. “What the fuck more could they ask for?” He advances on them both - Arizona stands firm, but Willie just tries to slide behind Arizona as much as possible. “You want to be a battleship? You want to be HER?” He stands eye-to-eye with Arizona, meeting her firm, assured gaze. “Arizona? Why don't you tell Willie what you'd give to trade places?”

Arizona's calm countenance doesn't tremble, but you all hear the sharp, quick intake of breath. Hate backs off, turning and making a show of stomping away like he doesn't notice or care, but you're not quick enough on the uptake to follow suit. You're still there when Arizona just closes her eyes, a single tear escaping the dam and trickling down one delicate cheek.

“A-Arizona? Arizona?” Willie asks, tugging on the bigger girl's sleeve. From the miserable expression on her face, you can tell understands. Willie manifested at Pearl herself; she sailed right past that somber white monument on her way to the dock - not before ramming it and damaging it badly enough to close it for a few weeks, then bumping up against the pier while whispering ever-quieter sorries, but still. She wraps her arms around Arizona's middle and hugs her, not knowing what else to do. The battleship rubs Willie's hair affectionately while you stand there like a fucking moron, trying to blend into the deckplates.

Until Arizona reaches out slowly, deliberately with one elegant arm and sucks you into the group hug, that is.
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>>40725188
Are we going to have to get Iowa to personally forgive this little baby?
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>Group hug
D'AAWWWWWWW
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>>40725158
>She blushes furiously for some reason
Settle obviously hasn't seen/met her.

>>40725202
>Group hug
Hnnng.
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>>40725187
Heh, one of my buddies is in one of the helicopter wings on that carrier.
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>>40725202
>Group hug
Arizona is best girl.
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>>40725202
LOW BLOW HATE

LOW FUCKING BLOW
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>group hug
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A few minutes later your little group emerges into the sunlight, a strange feeling of lightness in your breast. Willie seems especially changed, gripping your sleeve in one hand and Arizona's in the other, as if afraid you'll both vanish if she lets you go. She even manages to maintain her grip while you descend the boarding stairs.

At the bottom, you damn near run into Arizona's back when she halts abruptly. Over her shoulder, you can see an unwelcome sight - Desdiv 6 approaching in a gaggle as they cling to a bigger, taller girl like lichen. Tenryuu is trying to herd them around the fountain, but they're more intent on trying to push her in, all of them giggling like fiends. They don't have a chance in hell of managing it, of course, but Tenryuu's got her hands full.

At last she manages to catch one under each arm. With one still dangling off her back, she just charges the straggler and herds her, screaming merrily, towards the covered staircase where your little group is hanging out.

Desdiv 6 comes to a screeching halt when they see Willie, their faces melting with guilt. But Tenryuu is the one that worries you - she freezes like a deer in the headlights. You watch her transform from Mother Hen to Totally Hard Assed Bitch in about one-point-five seconds, the hardening of her expression as she shifts gears plainly visible.

“Y-you!” she says, shaking off the purple-haired destroyer from her back. “You made these girls cry! And your own, too. What the hell were you thinking!?”
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>>40725202
Never thought I'd see the time when HATE saves the day.
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“I didn't mean to upset them-”

“I don't give a fffig about your intentions,” she says, catching herself just in time. “An Admiral is supposed to know better than that!”

“Hey, relax,” you plead. “I just wanted Willie to see that these girls aren't so different than she is.” Tenryuu raises an eyebrow, so you elaborate. “They can't cook lunch together without getting into an argument, I wager, but nobody questions their performance in the field-”

“Are you calling my squadron incompetent?” Tenryuu asks softly, her voice like silk whispering over steel.

You feel Arizona's small hand resting between your shoulderblades - a simple pat to remind you that she's here, if you need her.

>They'll never respect you if you're afraid to face them directly - especially Miss Samurai here. You can handle a kendo duel - and more importantly, you're starting to get really, really tired of this bullshit. It's time for them to grow up and act like they're military members in a war, and that starts with little things, like not threatening your superior officers every other day.

>Tenryuu needs to learn that threatening to draw your weapon only works if you're carrying the biggest stick in the Pacific, and she most assuredly is not. Let Arizona handle this one.

>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
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>>40725260
BULLY MODE ENGAGE
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>>40725264
>>40725202
>>40725188

The way Hate gives pep talks reminds me of my school's old football coach--hardass of a man, but even his harder lessons had a kindness about them.
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>>40725303
>>Tenryuu needs to learn that threatening to draw your weapon only works if you're carrying the biggest stick in the Pacific, and she most assuredly is not. Let Arizona handle this one.
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>>40725303
>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
Matchmaker Settle, go~
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>>40725303
>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
When in doubt, RELEASE THE MARINES!
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>>40725264

Who the fuck you think does all the day saving in this bitch?

God DAMN I shoulda bought it earlier. then I'd be in Valhalla and i wouldn't have to deal with this fucking shit.
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>>40725303
Hate

HAAATEE
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>>40725303
>Tenryuu needs to learn that threatening to draw your weapon only works if you're carrying the biggest stick in the Pacific, and she most assuredly is not. Let Arizona handle this one.
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>>40725303
>>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
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>>40725303
Can we just tell her to shut the fuck up and listen? Jesus christ these fuckin' shipsheilas.
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>>40725303
>>Tenryuu needs to learn that threatening to draw your weapon only works if you're carrying the biggest stick in the Pacific, and she most assuredly is not. Let Arizona handle this one.


We looked down fucking Kaga, don't think we won't looked down on you! Fucking light cruiser piece of shit.
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>>40725303
>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
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>>40725303
>>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
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>>40725185
It's too easy to assume "girls with ship parts slapped on to them" most people trying to copy something tend to do so half-assly. Just look at Sony and MS's attempt at copying hte Wii's gimick. I think it's called "Birdman syndrome" or such.

>>40725303
>>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.

This calls out to me.
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>>40725356
>God DAMN I shoulda bought it earlier.

You already did, Corporal. What do you think the Marine Corps IS? You were a naughty, naughty boy in your past life.
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>>40725303
>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
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>being afraid of a destroyer leader
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>>40725303

>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.

So is it time to explode the oversized destroyer?

FULL SPEED AHEAD
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>>40725303
>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
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>>40725303
>They'll never respect you if you're afraid to face them directly - especially Miss Samurai here. You can handle a kendo duel - and more importantly, you're starting to get really, really tired of this bullshit. It's time for them to grow up and act like they're military members in a war, and that starts with little things, like not threatening your superior officers every other day.
From an IJN perspective, corporal punishment is what is needed here.
An IJN ship needs an officer to beat discipline into them; it's the only thing they know or respect.
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>>40725303
Damnit, Planefag, couldn't have just included a "shut up and listen" could you?

>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
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>>40725303
>>They'll never respect you if you're afraid to face them directly - especially Miss Samurai here. You can handle a kendo duel - and more importantly, you're starting to get really, really tired of this bullshit. It's time for them to grow up and act like they're military members in a war, and that starts with little things, like not threatening your superior officers every other day.
It's time to Settle this. We know fencing. Time to go Rafael on Tenryuu.
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>>40725356
But you are not shiny and chrome, Corporal.
Immortan Joe doesn't want to witness you yet.
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>>40725303
>>Tenryuu needs to learn that threatening to draw your weapon only works if you're carrying the biggest stick in the Pacific, and she most assuredly is not. Let Arizona handle this one.
We'll deal with the humans. Let the shipgirls deal with their own.
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>>40725416
>From an IJN perspective, corporal punishment is what is needed here.

Bingo. A lot of the old IJN is coming through at the moment.
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>>40725356

Hate we all know if you were sent to Valhalla you'd be bored of the place within a fucking week--even with all the mead, women, and fighting.
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>>40725303
>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
She gon learn.
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>Late as fuck
>People whining about the how they can't understand the first vote's options
Do not think. Feel the options. Become one with the madness.
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>>40725303
>They'll never respect you if you're afraid to face them directly - especially Miss Samurai here. You can handle a kendo duel - and more importantly, you're starting to get really, really tired of this bullshit. It's time for them to grow up and act like they're military members in a war, and that starts with little things, like not threatening your superior officers every other day.
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>>40725429
>Using Raphael
>Not using our Lord and Saviour Dampierre
>Not using the Wind Goddess of Sagada, Talim
>Laughing Soul Edge.gif
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>>40725454
FUCK OFF, YOU DYKE BITCH
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>>40725303

>They'll never respect you if you're afraid to face them directly - especially Miss Samurai here. You can handle a kendo duel - and more importantly, you're starting to get really, really tired of this bullshit. It's time for them to grow up and act like they're military members in a war, and that starts with little things, like not threatening your superior officers every other day.
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>>40725429

Don't you mean

RU

FI

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>Arizona just slaps Tenryuu's shit
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>>40725303
>Tenryuu needs to learn that threatening to draw your weapon only works if you're carrying the biggest stick in the Pacific, and she most assuredly is not. Let Arizona handle this one.
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>>40725392

I was a Viking in a past life, skipper.

Or do you mean the one right before this one?
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>>40725303
>>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
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>>40725489
>I was a Viking in a past life, skipper.

That would indeed explain your mysterious ability to loot anything not bolted down only to vanish the instant work shows up.
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>>40725303
>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
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>>40725509

Find and or fucking Acquire.

not loot. I don't loot. I find.

... And/or fucking Acquire.
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>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
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>>40725303
>They'll never respect you if you're afraid to face them directly - especially Miss Samurai here. You can handle a kendo duel - and more importantly, you're starting to get really, really tired of this bullshit. It's time for them to grow up and act like they're military members in a war, and that starts with little things, like not threatening your superior officers every other day.
>>
>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.
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>>40725539
I thought it was called 'requisitioning' in the armed forces lexicon?
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>>40725474
They're not fencers. (But Talim is love. Why no Talim SCV? Why?)

>>40725481
Who's Rufio? ...Oh. This guy! And to think I loved that movie as a kid.
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>>40725303
>You feel Arizona's small hand resting between your shoulderblades - a simple pat to remind you that she's here, if you need her.

Can I just say this is the most adorable thing ever?
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>>40725561
Only for the forces that actually get supplied, ie not marines
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>>40725593
If the next update will be really big, yes, since we're on page 7 as it is...
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>>40725593
yeee
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>>40725593
Sure, admiral, go and make a new thread while planefag is away...

>>40725571
Muh kabayan. Talim is best Filipina game character.
... I guess she wasn't plot relevant for SCV though...

>>40725585
Hue
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>>40725585

PRETTY FUCKING MUCH.

I learned to 'find' a lot of neat shit from the Army pukes in the sandbox. They've got all sorts of neat toys, they don't even fucking use most of 'em!
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>>40725593
Unless you're going to take two hours to write the next update, no, it's not needed.
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>>40725593
>>40725593
>>40725593

I SAW THAT YOU SHIT
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>>40725632

Talim's a Pinay?
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>>40725303
>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.

Hate still trying to fuck Tatsuta? Hate HIDING from Tatsuta?

...Hate trying to fuck Tatsuta's sister?
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>>40725593
And with one fatal mistake your cover is blown.
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>>40725303
>Incompetent

"Why does everyone always jump to conclusions when Hate is not around to dump them off on."
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>>40725632
>>40725638
>>40725644
>still people who don't know

All nettle posts can be considered canon.
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>>40725653
Yah. Checking her flag will reveal that she is from pre-Katipunan Philippines. Her name is also Filipino for 'edge' or 'blade'.
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>>40725665
Hate will try to fuck everything that moves, and quite a few things that can't.
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>>40725632
Kabayan! I miss her. So much.

>>40725653
Yes. Pre-Spanish/ongoing-Spanish conquest. And a much better character design than that slut Josie Rizal arghimfrothingfromthemouth
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>>40725701

Yeah, but I never got the hang of tying bitches up. Zipcuffs, sure, rope, not so fucking much.
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>inb4 next threads twist is something like Iowa exploding in port for no fucking reason
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>NTR tag
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>>40725541

>Tenryuu, shocked out of Chuuni mode.
She is super cute when bullied.
Why does she have to be so cute when she's bullied.
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>>40725729
Them speed combos, man. Even Nightmare can be stomped if Talim's combos are done correctly.

Also, if Josie had a better character design that would be great.
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>>40725771
pic related
>>40725795
is that a Hibiki puchi?
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>>40725771
>sparrow_samurai.png
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>>40725795
I love how the second panel just has her go full puchim@s
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>>40725795
>Puchik@nmusu! Petite Fleet Girls!
This is relevant to my interest.

>>40725776
>Suddenly Red Alert 2
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>>40725748
Ufufu. Would you like this training cruiser Katori to teach you the ways of hojojutsu, young man? Don't you worry... I'll be gentle in teaching you various things.
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>>40725883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYd9VtW9suc
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>>40725814

>looks up Josie's design

She looks...cute, I guess? The rising sun detail at the top of her sandals is a bit much--and yeah, using the flag colors for her entire wardrobe is pretty obnoxious.

Maybe she'll get an alternate costume that will fix all these problems?
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>>40725903
didn't Iowa purge you from existence at Truk?
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>>40725945
Problems like 'wearing any clothing' maybe.
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We should find some time to talk to Arizona, that she is appreciated. since Shoukaku and Hornet keep telling us that.
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>>40725834
Luckily there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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>>40725945
>japan
>respectful treatment of foreign cultures
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>>40725916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVVHHhzN45c
I see your mastermind and raise you a keytar solo.

>>40725945
I'd rather she'd have a design based of say, Tinay Pinay from the Liwayway comics.
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>>40726003

They got Gundam Maxter right, if it counts for anything.

>football helmet
>boxing gloves
>six-shooters

Only thing missing was a gigantic American flag and a T-shirt cannon that fired burgers.
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>>40725999
Oh god Bunny girl Housho....I want!

Bunny girl Hornet and Arizona...I want even more!
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>>40725814
Ayup. It was fun to use Talim or watch someone good use her even after they nerfed her. I quit Soul Calibur after they dropped her.

Josie's fighting style is too generic. I can't find anything interesting about her. Why even live?

>>40725945
That is not the dress of a Filipina. That is the dress of a bar/call girl at Olongapo (or pretty much any port city that caters to sailors). Ask Navyfag.

>>40726019
Oh, Tinay. You started out as a magical girl in a red-and-gold version of X-Men Storm's old outfit, but you grew into your own.
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>>40726053
>Lewding the big sisters
Pls no
Just look at her innocent face. Could you stomach the thought of lewding her?!
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>>40726053
>Thinking lewd things about Houshou
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>>40726079
Yes
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>>40726079
>Just look at her innocent face.
I want to hold her hand with my hand.
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>>40726079
Yes, yes I can.
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>>40726069
I feel so old, knowing I used to read Tinay Pinay back in the second or third grade.

... Only now do I realize she actually had some tentacle semi-rape...
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>>40726106
You sick fuck of great taste.
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>>40726080
Well, the Mumboat had to become a mother somehow...
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late voting; but good call anons.

Getting into a fight with Tenryuu IN FRONT OF DES DIV 6 would have not been a good idea, whether it was us or Arizona taking her on.
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>>40726080
Well, she can't be really called a "mother" of carriers, if she haven't even experienced the other sex, can she?

Yes, I've read that short comic from Mother's Day.
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>>40726079
Yes, imagine her with stockings and bunny ears.

>>40726080
Of coarse!
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>>40726069
Considering the current time frame, maybe it's possible that the next Soulcalibur will feature a Katipunero?
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>40726079
In a heartbeat.
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>>40725956
Um... Don't worry, that was just a dream? Yes... It's just a dream...
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>>40726102
No

Stay way from my flat BB.

why is she so flat anayways
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>>40725999
Are those boobs I see on Zuihou's chest?
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>>40726230
She is not flat, she has a modest chest.
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>>40726230
FLAT. IS. JUSTICE.
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>>40726122
...I think I had that issue, but it got lost over the years. Bwiset...

>>40726198
That might work. But I expect them to just make a quasi-Manny Pacquiao and call it a day.
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>>40726270
modest > MASSIVE COWTITS TURBOSLUT
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>>40726080
houshou is more useful as a mom than a warship
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>>40726270
but why, she wasn't exactly a light ship
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>>40726299
Man, googling Tinay Pinay now just showed me another good Funny Comix title: Ax.
Oh CLAMP and your rayearth influence...
>http://orig11.deviantart.net/2e53/f/2008/002/8/e/ax_chapter__s_first_covers_by_twodee.jpg

Also, that would be pretty out-of-place in a soulcalibur setting but not in tekken, I suppose.
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>>40726230
No, you're just too used to seeing Type 3 coconut bras, that you recognize B-cups as DFC.
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>>40726346
Oak isn't flat though...
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>>40726344
>>Ax
>>Rayearth clone
>>Protagonist is even named Hikaru
>>I am a Rayearth fan

...We're just as bad as the Chinese when it comes to violating intellectual property rights
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>>40726457
Indeed. But you have to admit, Ax was a hell of a series.

Then there is Combatron, Tomas en Kulas, Planet of de eyps...
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>>40726312
Depends on who though.
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>>40726312
Which is why I'm glad Big E doesn't have big E's.
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>>40725903

I'll pass. There's better things to do with a body than tie it the fuck up.
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>>40726501
True. But I like Tinay and Combatron more. Especially Combatron. Wow, that series was grimdark, even for a Mega Man expy...

>>40726312
Nah, but she wants to be like her sister Shouhou.
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>>40726542
I had an image to mock you with, but the limit has been reached.
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rip image limit
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>>40726571
Wonder what would happen if those artists discovered touhou. Albularyo Reimu? Tiyanak Rumia? Suika as a dwende?
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>>40726631
new thread soon fellow admiral
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>>40726647
I'm not even sure if Funny Komiks is still printing. The last one I bought was about 4 years ago. Then the old lady who sells those at her stall alongside cigarettes and candies died, and no one replaced her.

God, I feel so old...
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>>40726655
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
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>>40726732
Google-fu says the last print was 2010.
Gah, these prints are old by internet standards...
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>>40725303
>Tenryuu's a good girl, but she's woefully incapable of out-of-the-box thinking... and you have a good idea what Hate was up to, lurking around this area. Take this chance to... expand her horizons.

I have a good feeling about this.
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>still no new thread

we ded sluts now
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>>40726850
Speak for yourself
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>>40725748
>rope, not so fucking much
Wrap it around, and tie it tight with a knot.
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>>40726850
>PAN PAN PAN shipgirls dead in the water, request SAR birds, PAN PAN PAN
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>>40726892
TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM ANON ACTION COM THIRD FLEET INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS QUEST MASTER PLANEFAG RR THE WORLD WONDERS
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>>40726892
Technically if they were dead in the water, you'd use a mayday call. Girls can only tread water for so long.

Gotta love the English language!
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>>40726069
Eh, I think Bamco let Soul Calibur to rot after rushing SCV.

It's a trend in vidya, big companies leaving their series to rot putting their eggs on a single IP that can't shoulder it forever.
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NEW THREAD INBOUND
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>>40725632
Wait, I thought she was east asian?
or was it south asian?
now where the hell did I put my game guide...
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>>40727034
yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>40726794
RIP, Funny Komics. Well, going to dust off what few issues I had the foresight to preserve and read them again while waiting for the new thread.

>>40727034
And speaking of our lord and savior.

>>40727008
I have to agree on that.
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>>40727034
HE LIVES
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>>40727034
deliberately delaying until 500 posts for the bragging rights, eh?
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>>40726954
We gotta use ZA WARUDO WONDERS to summon planefag next time.

>>40726998
Yes, only now do I realize my mistake in distress calls.

>>40727044
Technically that's how she is described. However, her flag is one of the Katipunan flags, and her name, as well as the name of some of her attacks, are in Filipino.

>>40727055
We need Pixelfag to do shipgirls as combatron/tinay pinay characters since he's half-pinoy
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>>40726954
>>40727034
Well, now we know the message the destroyed FUCKING HALSEY's ego works a a planefag summoner.
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>>40727113
get there faster then
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>>40727034
I'm waiting for this thread to die right before you post it.
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>>40727113
You have to admit that sometimes his sense of timing is absolutely marvelous.

>>40727146
But I already promised my spare kidney to Mangafag. What organ can I give away to fund Pixelfag?
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>>40727218
I hear spleens are big on the market these days...
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>>40727081

NEW THREAD HERE

I AM GOING TO PEE AND EAT FOOD IN THE MEANTIME PLEASE ENJOY NAVYFAG'S TITTAY STORY VOTE OPTIONS WHEN I RETURN
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>>40726145
Is Sendai under the floor or sliding on it?
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>>40725883
http://hijiribe.donmai.us/pools/8095
Here's your puchicolle.



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