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>>40697489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vegOvyYCec

After returning to the surface and Kame House, you spent a while trying to calm yourself. Learning about this... "King Piccolo" was certainly not something you expected. Bulma, Yamcha, and you all kept your distance from everyone else for a while. Your two older friends still seem shocked by what they found in those records. Acer explained that the three of you just needed some time to yourselves to the rest, but your old Master gives a nod that he knows what you went through. Everyone at Kame House tried to get some rest, but you just couldn't seem to sleep. You spent much of the night tossing and turning. Finally, you just had to step outside, get some fresh air, just... try to clear your head. Nothing about what you learned matched up to the history books you read...

"There's a reason for that." Master Roshi said with a depressed tone. "It's a part of the Earth's past that most want to forget ever happened. Most have forgotten it ever happened. It..." Roshi looks down, then takes a seat on the grassy part of his little island. "...King Piccolo will never return. I made sure of that, Maple. None would be able to find his resting place."

"YARR. AVOID THE DEMON KING." the head of the Pirate Robot shouts at you both, apparently following you. You aren't quite sure why, and are even less sure if it's amusing or creepy. "HE'LL MAKE YE WALK THE PLANK."

"Quiet you bucket of bolts!" Roshi bonks it with his staff. "Hrgh... Maple, are you okay?" he places his hand on your shoulder.

>A. You'll tough this out
>B. No, not OK, opposite of OK
>C. How are you so sure, Master?
>D. Something else?

>>40697516
>A. You'll tough this out

>>40697516
>>A. You'll tough this out
"Thank you though"

>>40697516
>C. How are you so sure, Master?

Anyone else think that if we're still single by the saiyan saga we should flirt with Vegeta, just to fuck with him?

>>40697548
No. Tuffle or no, I really don't want to be Kaguya 2.0 cause SaltLol

>>40697548
>not flirting with the tallest saiyan in the series, nappa

>>40697516
>>A. You'll tough this out
We arent that effected by a "Demon King" that got trapped, we are the last of a species slaughtered by monkey men, this aint shit to us.

>>40697548
You never know, we or ace may end up killing him. Maybe in this universe vegeta died a while ago and there are different mo fo's to deal with

>>40697516
>>C. How are you so sure, Master?
>>B. No, not OK, opposite of OK

>>40697516
>C. How are you so sure, Master?
>B. No, not OK, opposite of OK

>>40697682
I think Maple would let him live, unless he killed someone which is fairly likely.

>>40697516
>C. How are you so sure, Master?

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>>40697516
You smile at the old man. "I'll tough it out. Thank you though, Master Roshi."

The Turtle Hermit smiles back. "You're a strong kid, Maple. Though... I guess you're more aware of things like that than the others. Even if you didn't witness them personally." He looks back at Kame House. "Bulma and Yamcha... they weren't expecting this. But I believe they will be able to overcome it. They'll need some time, probably be best to stay here for a while."

You notice there's not the usual perverted thoughts about Bulma in his mind. He seems to be taking this seriously. This... King Piccolo. "Master, how can you be so sure that he won't return?"

"Because I was there." Roshi states blankly, the smallest hint of anger in his voice. He looks at you, and seems to be inviting you to read his mind on the subject. You do so... and you see it. You see everything. Roshi's old master sacrificing his life to stop the supposed Demon King. Roshi and his old friend turned bitter rival, the Crane Hermit, throwing the thing he was sealed in into the sea. Then you see... Roshi finding a dog man, with a Dragon Ball. The dog person wants to make a wish, something to erase the horrors of King Piccolo. He believes the Earth needs to forget. Roshi is hesitant to help, but understands the need. The dog person... looks familiar?

"Wait... does that mean the King of Earth is...?"

"Descended from him, yes. There are few people alive that have any recollection of what happened. Few people that should." Roshi looks down. "For the good of the world."

>A. Ask Master Roshi something else?
>B. Thank your Master for the talk, you can sleep easier now
>C. Something else?

>>40697846
>>B. Thank your Master for the talk, you can sleep easier now

>>40697846
>C. Something else?
Even if he does come back, we'll stop him.

>>40697846
>B. Thank your Master for the talk

Lets get this show on the road

>>40697846
>B. Thank your Master for the talk, you can sleep easier now

Out of curiosity, what was the item Piccolo was sealed in?

>>40697846
Ask roshi if he knows the technique used to seal piccolo. For all you know, others of his kind might try to do what he did.
And hey, while we're here, it might not hurt to try to learn that shocking technique again.

>>40697846
>>B. Thank your Master for the talk, you can sleep easier now

>>40697938

I think it was a pot or something, initially. Then Roshi tried to seal him in a rice pressure cooker for the ill-fated second attempt.

>>40698038
Shouldn't we seal him in a piccolo?

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>>40697846
"Thank you, Master." you smile at him. "I can sleep a bit easier now, I guess."

"Heh heh. I'll be honest, Maple. As hard as this is to recall, it's nice to have someone new to talk to about this." Roshi chuckles. "Thank you, too."

"Is there any way one of us could learn that technique used to seal him? Just in case?" you ask. You have an idea on the answer already, but formality's still important.

"No. Believe me, Maple, that is not something I am willing to teach to anyone. It will kill you if you attempt it." the Turtle Hermit says with perfect clarity.

You stand and give Roshi a thumb's up. "Well then, if on the chance he does return, don't worry, Master. We'll stop him, for the good of the world. That's a promise!"

"Don't get carried away, Maple. But... thank you, for the enthusiasm." Roshi pats you on the head as the two of you go back inside, the Pirate Robot hopping in after you both. Finally getting some good sleep, you and everyone else wake up a bit later into the morning. Like Roshi predicted, Bulma and Yamcha want some time to take in what they learned, but tell you that the closest Dragon Ball is in a desert area somewhat north of where you all are. After a good breakfast of waffles and bacon, you feel ready. Goku, Acer, Krillin, and Chi-chi all seem ready as well.

>A. Head out towards the Dragon Ball
>B. Ask someone something before you leave
>C. Try to practice something a bit before you leave

>>40698124
>>A. Head out towards the Dragon Ball

>>40698124
>>A. Head out towards the Dragon Ball

>>40698124
>A. Head out towards the Dragon Ball
And challenge the others to a race.
Just because

>>40698124
>C. Try to practice something a bit before you leave
Clothes beam, we've been putting it off for so long, please, please

>>40698124
>C practice Wil-o-Wisp again then A.

We're going to burn Piccolo to death if he ever returns.

>>40698124
>C. Try to practice something a bit before you leave
Clothes Beam

>C
Get some training in just in case

>>40698124
>>40698147
Changing to
>C. Try to practice something a bit before you leave
Clothes Beam.

>>40698124
>A. Head out towards the Dragon Ball

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>>40698124
You spend a little while doing some more practice with your Clothes Beam, and manage to produce outfits a bit quicker than before. You give one more attempt at the Will 'O Wisp, this time trying to not use as much energy with it and control it better. You manage, impressing your brother, but yours is still weaker than his technique. For now. Bulma approaches you and tells you that it'd probably be better to keep the Dragon Balls somewhere safe, offering a storage Capsule.

"Three down... well kids, good luck on the hunt." she says with a smile. All of you nod at her.

"Hey. Heeeey." you grin at the other Turtle Students, skipping out of Kame House. "Who wants to race for it?"

"Ooh ooh! I do! ME!" Goku shouts and jumps with his tail.

"Two teams, then, since we have two radars." Acer states. "Goku, Chi-chi, how about you two on my team?"

You smile and snicker. Your brother shoots an accusing look, but you say nothing about what you're thinking. "And Krillin with me?"

"Sure!" your little bald friend says. As the five of you blast off, Acer's group seems to fall behind a bit, but soon you find Goku blitzing ahead of you all. Apparently Acer is directing him telepathically. Damn. You and Krillin try to keep up, but seem to just stay one step behind the monkey boy. He's the first to arrive in the area, followed by you, Krillin, Acer, and then Chi-chi.

"I won! I won! Yaaay!" Goku does a little victory dance. You quickly notice a lot more Power Levels around then there should be. Pilaf's goons are here.

>A. Sneak around and recover the Dragon Ball, stealth it
>B. Go in blasting! MAPLE SMASH!
>C. Split into teams (specify who with whom)
>D. Something else?

>>40698412
>>B. Go in blasting! MAPLE SMASH!
Breach and clear.

>>40698412
>B. Go in blasting! MAPLE SMASH!

>>40698412
>B. Go in blasting! MAPLE SMASH!

>>40698412
>B. Go in blasting! MAPLE SMASH!

MAPLE SMASH STUPID NAME ARMY WORKING FOR TINY IMP!

Uh oh, is this the same Diablo Desert that gives people stands?

DRAGON BALL RUN

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>>40698412
You crack your knuckles and grin. "Looks like we have our work cut out for us."

"Heh, then I'll keep a look out for the Dragon Ball while you, ah, make a scene." Acer states, giving a small nod of approval.

"I'll stick with Acer in case he needs backup." Chi-chi tells you all. You smile at your brother, but can tell Chi-chi means nothing of it.

"All right, we're with you, Maple!" Krillin states, readying a stance alongside Goku.

"Ready... go!" you shout, all five of you blitzing across the desert. The first goons appear, none of them particularly strong, but more than willing to open fire on the flying kids coming towards them. Krillin takes out a few on his own, Goku using his Power Pole to take out even more, while you barge through their vehicles, shouting "MAPLE SMASH!" After making a scene, you quickly locate the highest Power Level, 200, the three of you sneaking up on it. You see a man with red hair and a blue coat, arguing with another person wearing clothes more typical for the planet's deserts.

"We don't NEED any camels! We have jeeps and planes!" the red haired man shouts.

"JEEP RUN OUT OF GAS, HARD TO NAVIGATE DESERT! CAMEL KEEP GOING, BRING YOU OUT OF DESERT! PLANE GET CAUGHT IN STORM, FALL TO GROUND! CAMEL NOT BOTHERED BY STORM! I GIVE GOOD PRICE ON USED CAMELS, YES?"

"How are you even charging 50 Zenni per camel?! That makes no... look, if I buy some off of you will you PLEASE go away!?"

>A. Sit and watch this, it amuses you
>B. Interrupt this business transaction and punch out the increasingly irate man
>C. Buy a camel from this salesman, who can argue with that price?

>>40698761
>>B. Interrupt this business transaction and punch out the increasingly irate man
THEN
>C. Buy a camel from this salesman, who can argue with that price?

>>40698761
>C. Buy a camel from this salesman, who can argue with that price?

Haha I'm finally around for a dragon ball quest I've caught up to!

Also Silver was the guy who sounded like Vegeta right?

>>40698761
>B. Interrupt this business transaction and punch out the increasingly irate man
>C. Buy a camel from this salesman, who can argue with that price?

>>40698761
>B. Interrupt this business transaction and punch out the increasingly irate man
>C. Buy a camel from this salesman, who can argue with that price?

>>40698761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqCkDcx6KIs

>>40698761

>>A. Sit and watch this, it amuses you
>>C. Buy a camel from this salesman, who can argue with that price?

>>40698813
not even close

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>>40698761
Only 50 Zenni? A camel should be worth at least four times that. What a deal! You calmly walk over to the salesman, Goku and Krillin just staring. "Excuse me sir, are you really selling camels for only 50 Zenni?"

"YES, IS USED CAMEL! ONLY AT CRAZY HASSAN'S USED CAMEL EMPORIUM! VERY GOOD DEAL!"

"I'd like to buy one then." you quickly hand this "Crazy Hassan" character 50 Zenni.

"SEE, THIS SMART GIRL! TAKE ADVANTAGE OF DEAL QUICK! NOW SHE HAVE CAMEL!" the salesman tells the red haired man.

"What the dev-" the man looks at you, then immediately pulls out a radio and rocket launcher. "THIS IS SILVER, THE GIRL IS HERE, I REPEAT, THE GIRL IS HERE!"

"Excuse me, I am trying to buy a camel here!" you take the rocket launcher out of his hand and whack him on the head with it, then uppercut him into the sky. "Some people just don't take a good deal when they see it."

"AH AH, YOU SMART GIRL, KNOW CAMEL AFRAID OF ROCKET LAUNCHER! I GIVE YOU TWO CAMEL! GOOD BARGAIN!"

"Make that three." you hand him another 50 Zenni. The man is overjoyed, and quickly brings you three camels.

"THANK YOU FOR BUSINESS! TELL FRIENDS OF CRAZY HASSAN!"

Krillin and Goku approach you and your 3 used camels. "Maple, why did you-"

"It was a good deal." you tell him. Goku flies up and pats one of the camels on the head. It makes a happy sound.

"I think this one likes me!" he says with a wide grin.

>A. Check in on Acer and Chi-chi, see if they found the Dragon Ball
>B. Look for any other folks in the area, time to clean this mess up

>>40699102
>>A. Check in on Acer and Chi-chi, see if they found the Dragon Ball
Camel folk aint our business

>>40699102
>A. Check in on Acer and Chi-chi, see if they found the Dragon Ball

>>40699102
>>B. Look for any other folks in the area, time to clean this mess up

That amused me.

>>40699102
>B. Look for any other folks in the area, time to clean this mess up

>>40699102
>B. Look for any other folks in the area, time to clean this mess up
Got to make sure the camels aren't spooked. Though I feel that these camels are more stalwart than your average camel.

>>40699249
They're used camels, of course they are. One of them has probably fought a T. Rex. Or something.

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>>40699249
They are used camels, wouldn't surprize me if the didn't really give a shit anymore.

>>40699342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkipHwzj-pU

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>>40699102
As Goku and the camel start to play around a bit, you quickly give another scan of the surrounding area. The Power Level of 200, this "Silver" fellow, seems to be back on his feet and readying his remaining troops. You pat the camels, and make sure they aren't spooked, but these seem to be pretty hardy creatures. Such a good deal. You then check up on Acer and Chi-chi as well.

"Dragon Ball is found. It's got... six stars." Acer informs, and you can see his and Chi-chi's Power Levels heading towards you.

"All right, then it's time for cleanup duty!" you fly off, your used camels just sitting down as you're greeted by airplanes. Quickly smashing your way through a few, you see Goku and Krillin tearing through the ground forces. Brobro and Chi-chi following up from behind. After about a minute, all their vehicles are disabled and the soldiers defeated, and the five of you quickly gather up Silver's forces.

Silver himself starts running at you, hopping out of the remains of one of his planes. "Oh, you will PAY, you damnable girl! And that monkey brat too!" he tries to strike at Goku, but the monkey boy just knocks him to the ground with his tail. One of your camels then spits on him. A voice on his radio seems to be demanding a status report. You recognize it from yesterday.

>A. Answer it for him (write in encouraged)
>B. Destroy his radio
>C. Something else?

>>40699509
>>A. Answer it for him (write in encouraged)
"This is Silver! The camels! They are ripping us apart!"

>>40699509
>A, is this Pilaf? Why are you working with the Dumb Name Army? They seem extremely incompetent.

>>40699509
>C Let the camel awnser.

>>40699551
this
then really badly done death noises

>>40699577
After this do
>>40699576

>>40699509
this>>40699551

I wonder if he sells used torpedoes

>>40699651
WHY WOULD YOU NEED TORPEDOES WHEN UNDERWATER CAMELS CAN CARRY GRENADES?

>>40699767
The mental image this gave me is fucking hilarious

>>40699551
>>40699577
>>40699576
In that order.

>>40699767
Why whould you want a used torpedo?
If it is used and still usable that means it failed in its primary function
Kind of like used toilet paper...

>>40699787
Back that.

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>>40699509
"Silver if you are slacking on the job I swear, I will-" Yep. Pilaf.

Giving the best imitation you can, you answer. "This is Silver! The camels! They are ripping us apart! GAK, HRK, BLEGH, NOOOO MY LEG! MY BEAUTIFUL LEG!" As you continue to make the silliest fake death noises you can, all your friends fall over in laughter, even Brobro seems to be chuckling. One of your camels starts to eat one of the soldiers' hats. You then put the camel on the radio, as "proof." It spits on Silver again.

Pilaf growls at you from the other end of the line. "I KNEW it would be you brats! Well, I'll have the last laugh soon enough! I've already GOT a Dragon Ball, and looks like I'll have one of YOURS soon too!"

Wait, wha- as if on cue, you hear Bulma shouting at you through the Scouter. "Maple, Oolong just called us, someone is trying to steal the Dragon Ball at Capsule Corp! Baragon and the tiger have been chasing him all around the building, but he might try to escape soon!"

The radio starts laughing at you. Oooooh you are gonna regret that, Pilaf. "Why are you working with the Dumb Name Army? They seem extremely incompetent." you ask, to Silver's increased rage.

"YOU have more pressing matters to worry about! Ahahahahaha!" The line then goes dead.

>A. Head to Capsule Corp together ASAP
>B. Split the teams, have one go to Capsule Corp and the other look for another Dragon Ball
>C. Something else?

>>40700055
>A. Head to Capsule Corp together ASAP

>>40700055
>Finish off Silver with Geist Magnum.
Stone cold killer.

>>40700055
>A. Head to Capsule Corp together ASAP

The beauty of needing all the macguffins to unlock their power is that you only need one and then the rest will come to you.

>>40700055
>>A. Head to Capsule Corp together ASAP

>>40700055
>B. Split the teams, have one go to Capsule Corp and the other look for another Dragon Ball

Goku and us will head back to Capsule Corp since we're the fastest.

>>40700055
>A. Head to Capsule Corp together ASAP

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>>40700055
"Everyone, we gotta head to Capsule Corp! NOW!" you shout. Goku and Acer nod, but Chi-chi and Krillin seem confused.

"Just follow us, we'll get you there in no time!" Goku tells them. As the five of you head off, Chi-chi and Acer carrying the group of captured soldiers while you, Goku, and Krillin carry the camels on your backs, you have your brother and Chi-chi drop the soldiers off at a police station and then all book it to Capsule Corp. The camels do not at all seem bothered by you flying them. Such a good deal. Quickly heading inside, you see the two shapeshifters, Baragon, and the tiger, now without its Dragon Ball, all waiting for you.

"He's in the atrium, we've got him cornered there." Puar informs you.

Oolong stares for a moment. "...why do you have camels?"

"They were a good deal." you tell him. It only confuses the pig man more, but he recognizes that you have more pressing matters to attend to. All of you head inside, Oolong and Puar saying they'll guard the exits.

"Haha! You fools!" a voice calls out from seemingly nowhere. "I have your precious Dragon Ball, and you will never be able to find me! Watch as I disappear into the shadows, for I am, the great ninja, MURASAKI!"

...really?

>A. Scouter 'em, find 'em, be done with this
>B. Play along, this might be fun
>C. Something else?

>>40700436
>C. Scouter 'em, find 'em, but then play along, this might be fun

>>40700436
>A. Scouter 'em, find 'em, be done with this

But act like we're playing along. Catch em by surprise.

>>40700436
>>A. Scouter 'em, find 'em, be done with this

>>40700436
>B. Play along, this might be fun

>>40700436
A

>>40700436
>A. Scouter 'em, find 'em, be done with this

>>40700436
>C. Scouter 'em, find 'em, but then play along, this might be fun

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>>40700436
You turn on your Scouter. Five signals, all with Power Levels of 206. Well then. One is in the trees, one in the pond, one hiding in a fake rock, another... concealed by a flag? The last one being in a... house of sorts you KNOW wasn't there before. That one has the Dragon Ball. You grin, then look at Acer.

"One to each, right?" he asks. You nod. The two of you direct the Turtle Students to pick out one of the supposed "ninjas" and seemingly play along with his gimmick, Baragon, the tiger, and the camels moving to guard the exits.

"Haha! You kids will never find me! Nor your Dragon Ball! Haha, hoho! Ha... ha?" the voice returns. It then seems to notice you approaching it, and hushes. You smile. Acer is the first to catch one of the ninjas, the one under the fake rock. The one in the tree attempts to get the jump on Chi-chi, but she simply punches him out, breaking his sword in half with her fist. Goku notices the one in the pond, then splashes some water down his breathing tube, causing him to leap out of the water. Krillin merely stares judgingly at the one hiding behind the flag.

"That's four, I thought you were the great ninja, singular, am I wrong?" you taunt the one in the house.

"H-h-h-how did you find me? Er, us? I mean, I am not here! Look somewhere else!" he shouts at you.

>A. Get him out of the house, scold him
>B. Talk with the supposed ninja, see why he's working for Pilaf
>C. Something else?

>>40700966
>B. Talk with the supposed ninja, see why he's working for Pilaf

>>40700966
>>A. Get him out of the house, scold him
"Come on now."
>B. Talk with the supposed ninja, see why he's working for Pilaf

>>40700966
>C. Something else?
For a ninja you sure do a half assed job with you yelling all the time

>>40699767
There was a used torpedo emporium in another quest.

>>40700966
>C. Something else?
"Oh you're not? I guess you won't mind if I look inside then!"

>>40701077
Sonia?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40700966
>B. Talk with the supposed ninja, see why he's working for Pilaf

I roll for diplomacy

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>>40700966
"Oh you're not? I guess you won't mind if I look inside then!" you say as you do just that.

"No no no no no, I ah... no girls allowed in here!" he shouts, then tries to construct a... fort made of floor panels. And puts a sign on it. "See? Can't you read? You would be a rude little girl if you didn't listen to the sign!"

You shake your head. "Come on now. For a ninja you sure do a half-assed job with you yelling all the time."

"You will pay for that you ignorant girl!" he leaps out of his make-shift fort and tries to strike at you with his sword. You catch it. He stares at you in fear. You then pull him outside, your friends bringing all the others. Krillin shaking his head as the one behind the flag continues to hide, even as he's walked towards the others.

"Why are you working for Pilaf, anyway?" you ask the humiliated man in purple.

"I was going to be assigned to Muscle Tower, but then I find that it had been cleared out by... by..." he stares at Goku in horror. "That... kid..."

"Hi, my name's Goku!" the monkey boy shakes his hand. "You're really funny, mister."

"This can't be... the Murasaki Brothers... defeated so easily by a bunch of children..." he grumbles. The tiger approaches and growls at him, each camel approaching and taking turns to spit at every one of the purple ninjas. Baragon recovers the Ball for you, roaring happily and presenting it to the tiger.

>A. Try and let the tiger know you're going to keep hold of the Dragon Balls
>B. Suggest someone stay at Capsule Corp to safeguard the Ball there
>C. Something else?

>>40701355
>>A. Try and let the tiger know you're going to keep hold of the Dragon Balls

>>40701355
>B. Suggest someone stay at Capsule Corp to safeguard the Ball there
Maybe Brobro
>C. Pet the Camels.

>>40701355
>A. Try and let the tiger know you're going to keep hold of the Dragon Balls

>>40701355
>A. Try and let the tiger know you're going to keep hold of the Dragon Balls

>>40701355
>A. Try and let the tiger know you're going to keep hold of the Dragon Balls

Did I miss something? When did Baragon get here?

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>>40701500
Baragon has been crashing at Capsule Corp for months, ever since the tournament. Dr. Briefs thought he was a stray.

>>40701537
Damn leech, if hes smart enough to enter the tournament hes smart enough to get a job.

>>40701570
That probably WAS the job. Winner did get a million zenny.

Well, Pilaf will likely have to hire Crane School next.

Dumb name army is not much of a threat.

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>>40701355
You approach the tiger and place your hand on its head, trying very, VERY hard to communicate to it that you'll keep the Dragon Ball safe. The tiger seems... hesitant, but relents, and walks off into the atrium. You just know it'll want the Dragon Ball back, but hey, at least it's getting closer to understanding. You then pet your used camels, and attempt to communicate to them that they'll be here to watch over the tiger, and anything else. Damn are these psychic powers useful.

As the five of you exit Capsule Corp, you and Acer both get a flash of danger. The two of you back up as you see someone come flying at you, landing at the front of Capsule Corp with a crash.

"The hell was that?!" Acer shouts, the smoke clearing to reveal... a person, blonde hair, blue eyes, shirtless, and smirking at you like he's confident in his abilities.

"Looks like Pilaf's hunch was right. Hello kids. You may call me Artificial Human Number 10. I'll be taking those Dragon Balls now." he tells you.

>A. Yeah no, imma punch you in the face
>B. Scouter him, this is new
>C. Give someone the Dragon Balls and tell them to run for it
>D. Something else?

Roll me 1d20, best of 5. DC 18.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40701748
>>B. Scouter him, this is new
THEN ENGAGE IN COMBAT

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>40701748
>>B. Scouter him, this is new
This is going to hurt

>>40701748
>B. Scouter him, this is new
>D. Something else?
"Why?"

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40701748
>B. Scouter him, this is new

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>40701748
>A. Yeah no, imma punch you in the face
>B. Scouter him, this is new

>>40701748

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>40701748
>>B. Scouter him, this is new

>>40701684
Agree 100%. There is absolutely no way these guys could ever be a threat to anyone. Not now, and definitely not in 17 years.

>>40701830
NICE
good job anon

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>>40701830
Everytime I think 'That DC really high, theres no way we'll pass this one' someone clutches it.

Rolled 2, 10, 14, 9 = 35 (4d20)

>>40701830
Goddamn, Maple, you lucky kid.

>>40701871

Other kids, not so much. I guess we do see General Blue.

>>40701847
>>40701858
>>40701871
I said not a threat and I meant not a threat.

It's honestly kind of sad how weak the human mooks are in this series.

>>40702016
Androids can be tough mang. Thats why the DC was high.

>>40702016
>>40702043

Not to mention that Gero seems to have gotten a hold of someone who was already pretty strong to begin with. Wonder if Gero did some Frankenstein style revival here or if Blue managed to evade Tao's wrath somehow.

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>>40701748
"Whyyyyy?" you ask in an annoyed tone. You check your Scouter on him and it's... 0? The hell?

"Because, little girl, it's the least I can do for Pilaf after he saved my life." the man says in an oddly malicious tone.

"Yeah no, Imma punch you in the face now." you tell him. You attempt it, then are surprised by the fact that he dodges it. You back up and take a proper fighting stance, focusing yourself.

"I would enjoy playing with you all for a little while, but I'm in no mood. ESPECIALLY with that monkey brat there!" the man points at Goku.

Goku points at himself. "Uh, me? Do I know you, mister?"

"YOU AND THAT ACURSED TURTLE HERMIT BLEW UP MY FLEET OF BATTLESHIPS AND SUBMARINES!" he roars, then glares. You see an odd blue glow surround his body, and then something in his eyes seems odd. A focused flash alerts you to danger, and you leap out of the way quickly. Everyone else is now so lucky, they all seem immobilized. You land and resume your stance, the new person taking his. "Impressive, few have ever dodged that."

"C-can't... move..." Goku grunts.

>A. What did you do to my friends?!
>B. Full strength this time, not taking this lightly!
>C. Try and move someone away before he hurts them
>D. Secure the Dragon Balls

>>40702110
In the Path to Power movie, Blue was executed by gunshot, but they never showed the body...

>>40702161
>now so lucky
not so lucky, NOT
damn it spellcheck

>>40702161
>A. What did you do to my friends?!
>>B. Full strength this time, not taking this lightly!

Try to keep the fight away from the people immobilized.

>>40702161
>B. Full strength this time, not taking this lightly!

Heres to hoping we can preserve the android once defeated, we can science this bitch up

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>40702161
>B. Full strength this time, not taking this lightly!

He'll have a hard time hurting our friends or taking the dragon ball if we're PUNCHING HIS STUPID FACE

>>40702161
>>B. Full strength this time, not taking this lightly!

Looks like B is gonna be the most popular choice...

Roll me 1d20. DC 17. For sake of fairness >>40702224 doesn't count.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40702304

PUNCH IN THE FACE.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>40702304

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40702304
CRITS FOR THE CRIT GOD

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>40702304
This guy is tough.

>>40702304
Kay

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40702304
NO THREAT
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A
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40702304

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>>40702360
This is insane

>>40702365
So close

>>40702365
ONE POST TOO LATE

>>40702360
Nice
>>40702365
Aww...

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>>40702360
>>40702365

Sweet jesus

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>>40702355
>>40702360
Wow. WOW. Lucky Maple is lucky.

>>40702365
Ooooh so close...

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>>40702365
>mfw I'm one post too late

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>>40701830
>>40702360
>rolled both of these

It's times like these I wish I wasn't anonymous. Not a feel I feel too often.

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>>40702161
You grit your teeth. "What did you do to my friends?!"

"I made sure they won't be a threat." the man tells you. He lunges, trying to strike you in the face. You catch his fist, but are surprised by how strong his punch was. He seems surprised that you were able to stop that. "Looks like I missed the biggest one, though. Don't worry, little girl, it will be over quick..."

"MAPLE SMASH!" you shout as you clock him in the face. He moves back, but seems to be more in surprise than in pain. He seems to still be keeping eye contact with your friends, somehow. He attempts to knee you in the gut, and you counter, backing up again. You smirk. "Not bad, you're not like the other goons Pilaf has been throwing at the Dragon Balls."

"You can thank the creator of the defective #8 for that." he responds, fists flying at you. You don't let up on your guard, aware now of just how much this could hurt you.

"D-Dr. Frappe?!" Goku asks in surprise, still struggling to move. "W-what did you... jerks... do to him?!"

"Hah, we'll deal with Frappe soon enough. But no... I mean his real creator and designer, Doctor Gero!" #10 shouts, still keeping up his offensive.

>A. Ask who Dr. Gero is
>B. Ask him something else
>C. Go on the offensive, hit as hard as you can!
>D. Keep up defense, he'll tire out eventually!
>E. Energy attack!
>F. Something else?

>>40702675
>>B. Ask him something else
Tech babble

>E. Energy attack!

>>40702675
>>A. Ask who Dr. Gero is
>E. Energy attack!

A little meta, but Androids don't tire out if remember correctly.

>>40702675
>>A. Ask who Dr. Gero is
>>B. Ask him something else

So you are you a Cyborg then? Human with android parts?

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>>40702675
>F. Cover his eyes with clothes beam!

Looks like energy attack it is. Pick your poison:

>Kamehameha
>Geist Magnum
>Phantom Shotgun
>Ki Jan Ken
>Will 'o Wisp
>Clothes Beam

1d20, DC 14.

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>>40702675
>>A. Ask who Dr. Gero is
then
>>C. Go on the offensive, hit as hard as you can!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40702972
>>Clothes Beam

Go for the eyes!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40702972
>>Clothes Beam

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>40702972
>Clothes Beam

THROW SHIT AT HIM ATTACK GO

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40702972
>Geist Magnum

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40702972
>>Phantom Shotgun

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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40702972
>>Phantom Shotgun
Get in close like we're going to punch him and then hit stop and hit him with it.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>40702972
>Kamehameha

Gotta go with the original.

>>40703003
My reasoning for clothes beam is that we can probably destroy less of him this way, that way we can science this bitch up

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>>40703001
Dayuuum

>>40703026

I want the clothes beam, because he is strangely trying to keep his eyes on Maples friends.

>>40703026
Calm your science boner down. Remember she is still 9 and I think you are implying that we cut open a sentient being just to see how it works.

>>40703001
Oh wow.

>>40703047
He is also not wearing a shirt. Now I have jokes.

Writing...

Rolled 9 (1d20)

clothes beam might actually work pretty well on Blue

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>>40702675
"Who the hell is Dr. Gero? And does that mean you're some sort of cyborg, or...?" you keep blocking his attacks, police sirens audible in the distance.

"You could say that. I am the perfect blend of man and machine, reborn and stronger than ever!" the man responds, not letting you gain an inch. "I am #10, the man who was General Blue of the Red Ribbon Army!"

"Your name is dumb and that name is dumb!" Well, if his eyes are what's keeping everyone... "AND PUT A SHIRT ON! CLOTHES BEAM!"

"Clothes whAGH!" He's blinded by a pink shirt with the words "BAD MAN" on its back. His focus is broken, freeing everyone else. You immediately punch him in the gut and shout "PHANTOM SHOTGUN!" He recoils in pain as the burst knocks him back, and then you cup your hands and fire a quick-charged Kamehameha at him. The man goes down, injured but still alive. Quickly you rush over and tie the shirt around his eyes, carefully avoiding his attempt to grab you.

"That wasn't very nice, mister!" Goku tells him, pinning the man to the ground with his Power Pole.

"Ooogh... y-you..."

>A. Make puns at him (write-in encouraged)
>B. Ask him where this Pilaf character is
>C. Something else?

>>40703289
>>B. Ask him where this Pilaf character is
>A. Make puns at him (write-in encouraged)
"Or else your new name is going to be Black and Blue."

>>40703289
Try to convince him that pilaf is only interested in furthering his own goals. Try to read his mind if possible to find out what sort of things appeal to him to help strengthen your argument for turning blue against pilaf, and possibly towards the side of good. If not, neutrality is always acceptable instead of the bad side.

>>40703289
>A. Make puns at him (write-in encouraged)

"I know you're probably seeing Red but there's no need to be Blue in the face. There's no shame in getting the Silver medal against me but you should tell us what we want to know Orange I'm going to have to get Violet again. Yellow.

I'm actually having a really hard time making a pun here

>>40703380
Its ok this >>40703311 guy and to a much bigger extent >>40703346 this guy has you covered.

>>40703342
I wonder if mind reading would work?
I mean, most cyborgs still have their brain functioning normally for the most part, i think...

>>40703289
>A. Make puns at him (write-in encouraged)

>>40703342

If you think that Pilaf is looking out for you, the only thing you'll end up is being blue. He's looking out for #1, and that's not you.

>>40703414
It should if he hasn't become entirely mechanized. Or at least if the parts of the brain that are responsible for higher functions haven't been replaced.

>>40703289
"I know you're probably seeing RED but there's no need to be BLUE in the face. There's no shame in getting the SILVER medal against me but you should tell us what we want to know ORANGE I'm going to have to get VIOLET again. ...YELLOW." you say with the cheekiest grin you've had today. Your friends start laughing as he groans at every one.

"You... will... pay for this..."

You lean down next to him and try to read his mind. It's... easier said than done. Half of his thoughts make sense, and half of them just seem like ones and zeroes. Some of the ones you glance into are a... little brother of his? And then some of half naked men and OH WOW. NOT APPROPRIATE. "Look, how about you tell us where Pilaf is and we let you off the hook. Deal?"

"I WILL MURDER YOU!" he roars. The police sirens grow closer.

"If you think that Pilaf is looking out for you, the only thing you'll end up is being blue. He's looking out for #1, and that's not you." you say as you poke him in the head. He groans and struggles to move. "Really though, why work for him?"

"Hahaha... hahaha... you stupid kid..." he chuckles. A bluish glow surrounds his body again. All of you pin down on him before he tries anything. "GRHK... h... h... H-HASKY NOW!"

>A. Try to stop whoever he's calling to
>B. Keep Blue pinned

>>40703289
>B. Ask him where this Pilaf character is

I'm not a very clever anon.

>>40703683
>C. Have your friends keep him pinned, look around for the newcomer yourself.

>>40703683
>>A. Try to stop whoever he's calling to

>>40703683
C. Clothes beam a gag into his mouth and rope around his arms and legs, have friends keep him pinned, and if there's time after that, deal with whoever he called.

>>40703712
>>40703683
This

Welp... folks, 1d20. DC 18.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40703817
Rolling for >>40703712

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40703817
Can it happen a third time? I think we burned alot of luck.

>>40703683
>B. Keep Blue pinned

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>>40703831
Jesus christ.

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>>40703831
...keep this up, Maple, and I swear, you're going to make Goku become a blonde way, way early.

>>40703831
You're beautiful and I love you.

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>>40703831
AYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>40703874
Maybe we can have him keep the tail in this timeline?
how did he end up losing it anyways?

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>>40703831
>mfw I wish I was a tripfag so I could claim this nat 20

Feels great.

>>40703874
>Goku goes SSJ before Raditz arrives
>Raditz just goes into the fetal position
>Vegeta turns into a giant pile of salt when he arrives and sees SSJ Goku

Shit these are some Bruce tier rolls.

>>40704040
It is best of 5, but we are still getting damn lucky considering the DCs

>>40704040
MaplexBruce OTP

>>40704061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRy3wICXVXI

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>>40703683
You focus for a second, and get a flash. Person coming at near-supersonic speeds. Gods, you feel lucky today. You hastily fling your Clothes Beam at the man, pinning him under weighted clothes, and jump up to intercept the person coming at you. A woman. Well, she certainly didn't expect this. You kick her aircraft in two, sending the woman flying. Goku jumps up as well, using his Power Pole to stop the woman from falling to her death. He catches her in time, doing a little dance in the air as you slowly float down. Blue isn't glowing anymore. He seems almost terrified.

"H-h-h-how did... but... you... you couldn't..."

"I'm a 'Newtype.'" you say with a smug grin. Then you start to stumble a little. Seems you used up a bit more energy than you thought. The police finally arrive, and #10, the Murasakis, and this Hasky lady go with them all without protest. #10 informs you that Pilaf has a flying fortress, it will be hard to find him even with the radar.

"That's a fast fortress then... you'd think we would have heard something about a giant death ship somewhere before." Acer comments. You and the other Turtle Students think for a moment on your next move.

>A. Suggest you all take a break, it's been quite a day already, and almost lunchtime
>B. Go find the next Dragon Ball, you can snack on the way!
>C. Something else?

>>40704061
How dare you.

>implying Broly would ever allow it

>implying Bruce would actually see Maple she's so tiny

>implying implications

No, but really, I wonder how Broly would take the idea of Bruce going after other women.

LSSJ2 confirmed

>>40704134
A, we have a few dballs already. The game is keepaway right now.

>>40704134
>>A. Suggest you all take a break, it's been quite a day already, and almost lunchtime

>>40704134
>A. Suggest you all take a break, it's been quite a day already, and almost lunchtime

>>40704134
>>A. Suggest you all take a break, it's been quite a day already, and almost lunchtime

>>40704138
>No, but really, I wonder how Broly would take the idea of Bruce going after other women.

It was kinda stated they had to meet Broly's requirements in quest.

Quest was Harem friendly, all the players wanted to romance Broly only.

>>40704134
>>A. Suggest you all take a break, it's been quite a day already, and almost lunchtime

>>40704138
wasnt it said that if she had to share Bruce with someone that they would have be just as strong if not stronger than her? But I digress this is off-topic
>>40704134
>A. Suggest you all take a break, it's been quite a day already, and almost lunchtime

>>40704134
>A. Suggest you all take a break, it's been quite a day already, and almost lunchtime

>>40704061
>Shipping them instead of throwing them into a pit and seeing who can out dice roll the other

where's your imagination?

>>40704191
A lot of people say things and don't really mean it.

Additionally, meeting her standards really does sound virtually impossible.

But yes, Broly a best, anything else is superfluous shit.

>>40704222
>both roll high barely dodging each other getting their clothes ripped in the process slowly becoming undressed and finally grappling each other until the other person submits.

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>>40704249
>implying that the only being powerful enough to ignore their bullshit rolls wouldn't show up to stop the universe from being destroyed

>>40704272
>implying Dumplin cares enough about a single pitiful universe being destroyed

>>40704291
>He's hungry, he wants it to mature and get ripe for him to consume and become more powerful

Alternatively, the most powerfully motivational speaker arrives and settles things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx9juW8-oq0

>>40704343
I fucking love that video
Shia is my hero

>>40704365
I GOT IT!

We just have to show that to Goku, and he will just know what he needs to do to go SSJ.

Do the same to Geets with Arctus.

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>>40704134
"We really need a break. It's almost lunchtime, anyway." you comment, causing Goku to start drooling.

"I can pitch in, a bit, if you all want to eat out somewhere." Chi-chi comments.

"Me too." Krillin adds. "It's the least we could do."

"Actually..." You contact Bulma over your Scouter. You explain to her all that's happened, and she tells you to feel at home at Capsule Corp. "We're eating here! Bulma said it's fine!"

"Yaaaay!" Goku shouts, hopping around. The five of you go into the building's atrium again, and have a little snack together. Well, snack in Goku terms, as he devours enough food to wonder if it's a good thing giant animals like those dinosaurs are still around, since regular animals wouldn't cut it. Goku, Chi-chi, and Krillin all catch up on what they've missed with each other. It's good that you finally have some downtime, and with four Dragon Balls in your possession, you've certainly earned it.

A few things cross your mind again, on those techniques that Krillin and Chi-chi were trying to develop, and on Goku's new outfit, not to mention telling them about Baba's training...

>A. Check out Goku's outfit a bit more
>B. Ask about the cutting ki techniques' progress
>C. Tell them about Baba and your skills
>D. Ask someone something else?

>>40704442
>>B. Ask about the cutting ki techniques' progress
>>C. Tell them about Baba and your skills

>>40704442
>>A. Check out Goku's outfit a bit more

A while doing c. When done, do b.

>>40704442
>A. Check out Goku's outfit a bit more
HAHA TIME FOR WARDS

>>40704442
>>A. Check out Goku's outfit a bit more

>>40704442
>A. Check out Goku's outfit a bit more

>>40704442
>A. Check out Goku's outfit a bit more
>B. Ask about the cutting ki techniques' progress

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>>40704442
As you finish up your little meal, you look over Goku's outfit a bit more. You try to focus your curse-breaking skills into broader magic protection, explaining to your friends about your training with Fortuneteller Baba. Your comments about Izumi and Pilaf's goons excite Goku tremendously, with him at first wanting to fight them himself, but becoming a bit saddened by explaining how Izumi won't be coming back to the living world. Your comments about your new skills interest Krillin and Chi-chi, which then turns the topic of conversation to those energy techniques they were trying to develop. Krillin and Chi-chi smile wide.

"We did it. Mostly." the bald boy tells you.

"We both kind of have different techniques, but... we can do them. It's not much right now, but we can do a little demonstration." Chi-chi adds.

"Sure, let's see it." brobro tells them. The two make sure there is plenty of space around them, then turn to a tree. Krillin is the first to go, lifting his hand in the air and focusing energy into it.

"Haaaaa..." a small, flat disk of ki forms, its edges becoming noticeably sharper. "Here it goes! Destructo Disk!" Krillin throws the attack at the tree, slicing off the top, with the disk dissipating soon. Krillin then does a little victory dance.

Chi-chi is next. She places two hands above her head, forming a thin disk between. "Haaaaa... HA! Power Slicer!" She flings it forward, forming a sort of curved shape similar to the helmet blade on her mother's armor, slicing the tree down the middle. It's quicker, not quite as strong, but does the job just as well.

Your brother and Goku are clearly impressed.

>A. Equivalent Exchange one of the techniques with Krillin or Chi-chi
>B. Learn this later, let's get back to Dragon Ball hunting!
>C. Something else?

>>40704895
>>B. Learn this later, let's get back to Dragon Ball hunting!

I think I like Chi-Chi's, being faster firing.

>>40704895
>>B. Learn this later, let's get back to Dragon Ball hunting!

>>40704895

>A. Equivalent Exchange one of the techniques with Krillin or Chi-chi

>>40704926
And for no downside either, since being the weaker version of a blade that can cut through everything is still a blade that can cut through everything.

>>40704967
Chi-chi's attack, for now, is smaller. That's how it's the weaker of the two. Less cutting room, but flies at things quicker.

>>40704967

Yeah it may not have the energy to cut all the way through, but would still leave some nasty cuts.

>>40704984

In the anime the disc was way too slow.

>>40704895
A. Equivalent exchange with Chi Chi. Hell, maybe she'll like clothes beam.

>>40704967
Cutting attacks are pretty nifty, though one wonders why nobody else thought of making more techniques involving them. Perhaps the Destructo Disk was slow because it needs some sort of hocus-pocus to retain its cutting edge while in flight, while ki blast techniques don't need that sort of thing since the shape of the blast isn't terribly important.

Although since the blade is still made of ki, a savvy opponents could also try make a ki shield of some sort to try and deflect it, couldn't they?

>>40704895
>B. Learn this later, let's get back to Dragon Ball hunting!

Oh, on the balls, there are two other factions after them, right? The king and the Dumb Name Army. It may be prudent to sit on what we have, leave a ball or two out there that the two sides can fight over while we find Pilaf's fortress and the King's lands. If two balls appear near each other at either spot, then we know that is where one of our problems are.

>>40705029
We tried to do that in superhuman quest but Sodomite wouldnt let us make any cool moves like the destructo sword and the spirit bits.
We used rampage drive like 5 times
>>40705167
It honestly doesnt matter what they do at this point. if we have 1 ball there is very little they can do to get it from us

>>40705167
King Gurumes, a movie villain. The first movie villain, in fact, was the replacement for Pilaf in that movie. Be careful with him.

>>40705167

Pilaf should be having a serious heart attack now, Maple handled what should of been his trump cards.

>>40705183
Just saying, Pilaf has one, dunno if the King has one, but the third can be used to pinpoint an enemy location. Meaning the best way to thwart them is to let them grab it.

>>40705252
Alternate idea, plant a tracker on the last one and follow that after making sure no one innocent is nearby to get hurt if two armies show up.

Pilaf's a lot bigger threat in this universe if he is funding Dr. Gero now.

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>>40704895
While the skills seem tempting, it might be best to try and find another Dragon Ball soon. The five of you head out of Capsule Corp and take to the sky. There are two Dragon Balls that you can detect now, one to a forested area to the north... and one in the sky to the south, moving. Well well well...

"Looks like we spooked Pilaf's forces good, that must've been his trump card." Acer comments with a confident grin. "I say we take 'em out now, get it over with."

"That makes sense, but maybe we should try for the other one, it's gotta have something important if they haven't gotten it yet. Might be that other bad guy..." Krillin seems concerned.

"I... think we should go along with Acer's idea." Chi-chi mentions. "I don't trust that Pilaf guy, there's something... fishy about him."

Goku looks at you, not sure which to support. "Which do you think, Maple?"

>A. Pilaf, let's finish this!
>B. Other Dragon Ball, I'm curious
>C. Let's split the party, one to Pilaf and one to the other Dragon Ball

>>40705559
>>A. Pilaf, let's finish this!

>>40705559
>>A. Pilaf, let's finish this!

>>40705559
>A. Pilaf, let's finish this!

>>40705559
>A. Pilaf, let's finish this!

>>40705559
>A. Pilaf, let's finish this!
Hes starting to manage to stick his fingers into some pretty dangerous peoples business, time to take him out before things get cuhrayzee

>>40705698
Things are already cuhrayzee

>>40705881
>>40705698
Wait, did I stumble into the wrong quest?

I didn't know people couldn't keep it in their pants here.

ZING!

>>40705881
Nah we still need more crazy magic bullshit powers a sword with a gimmick and a devil trigger.

Holy shit we better be able to find a magic that gives us a devil trigger I don't even care if its not in universe.
>>40705937
BAZINGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7K7Otyp6Q

>>40705953
I don't like to cross the streams, cuz then we have half-angel half-demon MCs that are part Namekian part Saiyan and Androids.

>>40705976
You know now that I think about it that basically describes Cell.

>>40705976
>half-namekian-half-saiyan

the zenkai is so fucking real right now, it's actually NOT funny.

>>40705976
Nah man, I dont mean it in that way.
Devil triggers are just so fucking cool i turn into a fucking little girl when something has them.

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>>40705559
You do a little pose. "Brobro is right! Pilaf has been getting up to some dangerous business. Let's take him out now, before he gets anyone hurt!"

"YEAH!" everyone shouts. Even Krillin seems to decide to go along with it. The five of you blitz forward to the moving Dragon Ball signal. It seems to notice you, and picks up speed, heading over the ocean. Finally, it comes into view... it looks less like an aircraft and more of a giant, floating space station that seems to have gotten confused on the boundaries of space.

"Well... that's welcoming. Where does he even get the money for something like that? Or hiring the Red Ribbon folks, for that matter?" your brother comments.

"Maybe he robs people, or steals things and sells them at the Black Market..." Krillin says glumly.

"Maybe he makes silly calendars." Chi-chi says with a giggle, Goku chuckling along with her. As the five of you fly, the aircraft attempts a welcoming committee, launching fighter planes at you all. You all easily dodge out of the way, making it to the base with little in the way of incident. You arrive in one of the hangar areas, troops that were trying to enter their planes scrambling out of them and attempting to attack you. Goku makes quick work with his Power Pole.

"Well, we're here." you say as you all look around. The Dragon Ball is somewhere in the fortress. Lot of ways you could go about this...

>A. Go after the Dragon Ball together, who knows what tricks are in this place
>B. Split up, cover more ground that way
>C. Find Pilaf himself, scan for him
>D. Something else?

>>40706080
>>A. Go after the Dragon Ball together, who knows what tricks are in this place
>C. Find Pilaf himself, scan for him

>>40706080
>A. Go after the Dragon Ball together, who knows what tricks are in this place

>>40706080
>B. Split up, cover more ground that way

>>40706080
>>A. Go after the Dragon Ball together, who knows what tricks are in this place

But if we split up, we get to experience more tricks and traps. Don't y'all wanna have fun with the fortress Pilaf put together?

>>40706205
But then we would be experiencing them apart form each other, traps are better the more people you stuff into them.

>>40706236
Not if Brobro's in the other group.

>>40706250
If another vote comes in for split I'll switch, but I won't split the vote.

>>40706250
telepathy OP, need nerf nao

Q. We did make sure to stash the 4 ballz we've collected in different locations, so they're not all in one spot, right?

Because right now we're basically collecting the ballz FOR other people, rather than playing keepaway.

>>40706351
I like to think we at least have one on each person

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>>40706080
You scan the area with your Scouter. Power Levels are mostly low here, between 5 and 10, with two 10s and a 40 grouped together. You seem to be picking up a signal with 100, but it keeps vanishing. More eerily, the Dragon Ball itself is near it. You make the decision. "Let's stick together, just in case there are any tricks or traps around here."

"You really think Pilaf has anything that could hurt us, Maple?" Goku asks as you all walk into the fortress proper. "I mean, we're all pretty strong."

Acer turns to him. "As strange as it might seem coming from us, strength isn't everything, Goku. He might have rooms that spray poison gas, or strange monsters, or..."

"More robots or folks like #10?" you pipe up. "That would be bad."

Krillin seems worried by that comment, but Chi-chi only becomes more determined to get this done. "We better be careful, then." You seem to notice her smiling almost exactly like Goku is, confident but determined, ready to fight whatever's lurking around. You smile at her. She's come a long way. Heading into the fortress, you all carefully navigate the hallways, knocking out any soldiers that cross your path. Suddenly, walls seem to close in around you, a hissing sound filling the room. Krillin starts to panic.

"You BRATS will not get to the Dragon Ball, I'll see to that!" you hear Pilaf's voice shout at you.

>A. Everyone! Blast the walls!
>B. Run and avoid this, make holes in the fortress if necessary but keep moving
>C. Something else?

1d20, DC 10.

>>40706432
>B. Run and avoid this, make holes in the fortress if necessary but keep moving

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40706432
>>B. Run and avoid this, make holes in the fortress if necessary but keep moving

Watch us mess up this roll after all the insane luck earlier

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40706432
>B. Run and avoid this, make holes in the fortress if necessary but keep moving

Also Q. who do we canonically meet first, the Crane pupils, or Kami and Popo?
It looks like we've got a bunch of movetrading to go around.

I get the Geist Magnum is basically a charged single-target ray. Slow charge, but solid damage to one target.

Phantom Shotgun is a close-ranged Ki attack, for when you want to punch someone with the force of 20 destroyed moons. More draining than normal though, to go with its high damage.

Ki Jan Ken is a melee combo.

Kamehameha is everyone's favourite "When I need to destroy every motherfucker in my line of sight" attack. Great AoE.

Clothes beam is a utility for wrapping / blinding / binding / covering enemies.

What's the Will o' Wisp's tactical use?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40706432
>>40706470

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>>40706484

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40706432
>B. Run and avoid this, make holes in the fortress if necessary but keep moving

>>40706484
This bird is coming down

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40706432
My experience with gas has taught me that if you're deploying gas, you're either immune to it or you're damn sure you have no friendlies in the affected zone.

>>40706432
>>B. Run and avoid this, make holes in the fortress if necessary but keep moving

>>40706491
A quick melee range firey explosion.

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>>40706484
I'm almost tempted to write that you just blew up the damn fortress. Almost. Calm down, Maple, jeeze.

>>40706491
Crane Pupils look like the most likely ones, given how this is progressing.

Will 'O Wisp is effectively pic related; quick, strong, semi-close range but has a chance of hurting yourself if it's too close.

>>40706565
I wonder if there is a spell that makes incredibly intricate and physically imposing statues of a very masculine and mustached gentleman.

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>>40706565
We'll have to be careful with that type of magic.
It could cost us an arm and a leg

>>40706620
Ayyyyy

>>40706616
You would need to find a master who had such a technique passed down through their family through generations.

>>40706620
Haw.

Writing...

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>>40706432
You and everyone else start moving, punching and kicking through walls as they close on you. You turn back at the gas, and have an idea. "Well... let's see how flammable that stuff is."

Acer looks at you in horror. "Maple, NO!"

"MAPLE, YES! WILL 'O WISP!" You snap your fingers, and get your answer. Very flammable. A tremendous explosion rocks through the fortress, apparently damaging something pretty badly. You can hear Pilaf shouting incoherently at you as you head off to the Dragon Ball. The room ahead opens for you, Goku and Krillin stating that they'll watch your back in case there are any more nasty tricks ahead.

"We got this, you three go on ahead." Goku tells you with a thumb's up. You give him one in return. As you, brobro, and Chi-chi walk in, you notice that the room is... oddly dark. And that there's something in here with you. The lights turn on, revealing a... pink monster?

"Haaaahahahahaha! You think you'll get the Dragon Ball that easily?! Behold, the invincible Buyon! Courtesy of a late shipment to Muscle Tower! Lucky me!" Pilaf shouts at you all. Electricity builds up in the monster's antenna. Its Power Level is only reading at 100, but this thing is acting like it means business.

>A. MAPLE SMASH PINK PASTRY MONSTER!
>B. Energy attack it!
>C. Keep on your guard, don't engage just yet
>D. Something else?

>>40706742
>Have ally use energy blast to put a hole in it
>shove hand in hole
>WILL 'O WISP
I really dont remember much about this guy so maybe this wont work.

>>40706742
>>A. MAPLE SMASH PINK PASTRY MONSTER!
Keep it simple stupid! At least for now.

>>40706742
>B. Energy attack it!

>>40706742
>>A. MAPLE SMASH PINK PASTRY MONSTER!

>>40706787
Oioi, no meta, is bad news bears.

>>40706831
Not how it worked anyway.

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>>40706742
>D. Unleash a barrage of punches in its gut, then let loose a ki blast when its fat and bulk are all diverted.

>>40706742
>D. Something else?
Clothes beam.
If we can make a wet t-shirt, that'd be god tier.
I'm sure Buyon will find it to be quite a shock.
If not, then go with cotton. Cotton discharges static electricity, as anyone who's touched the stuff will tell you.

>>40706838
Allowing meta is a downward spiral of insanity and wiki-diving, even if wrong initially.

Or I'm as insane as everyone thinks I am.

>>40706889
No you're cool. I do my best to work with what only the character knows.

>>40706889
Oh, I know, just mentioning it in case anyone has any ideas. In fact, you're going to have to get really creative, since the canon method isn't here.

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>>40706742
You lunge at this "Buyon" and shout "MAPLE SMASH PINK PASTRY MOSNTER!" Your fist connects to its belly... and you feel like you just punched some bastard hybrid of chewing gum and s rubber band. You fling out of the monster and crash into the wall, more surprised that didn't work than hurt.

"Well... this is new." Acer comments. It then promptly tries to electrocute you and your brother, the jolts a bit painful but less so than the backlash you got from attempting the Lightning Flash Surprise. Chi-chi helps you both up, and the three of you take your stances. "Well... any bright ideas?"

"GEIST MAGNUM!" you yell as you fire your ki blast at it. It hits the stomach... and stops inside, again bouncing back like it didn't even hurt. The thing tries to fling its giant green tongue at you, but Acer counters with his Will 'O Wisp. It stops it, but doesn't seem to do any damage, not even singe the thing. You then Clothes Beam a large cotton shirt over it, making the thing get a taste of its own medicine when it tries to use its electric attack again... but even that seems to not hurt it badly, just setting the clothing on fire and burning it off.

"What the hell is this thing MADE of?!" Acer shouts, dodging the tongue again. "It's too tough, you'd have to like, freeze it or something!"

"Do you see a fridge around here, brobro? Because I don't!" You avoid another blast of electricity.

"No... not freeze it, cut it!" Chi-chi exclaims, helping the both of you back up. "Maple, can you hold the thing down for a little bit?"

You look at your friend, and know exactly what she means. You turn to the monster.

>A. CLOTHES BEAM some restraints!
>B. Will 'O Wisp it and distract it with brobro!
>C. Lightning Flash surprise (it'll hurt you but possibly immobilize it completely)
>D. Something else?

>>40707091
>A. CLOTHES BEAM some restraints!

Looks like this thing is highly resistant to most forms of damage.

>>40707091
>>A. CLOTHES BEAM some restraints!
Lets do it!

>>40707091
>>A. CLOTHES BEAM some restraints!

Miss the interesting enemies Dragon Ball had compared to Z.

>>40707134
>tfw styles and stances were relevant in DB

>>40707134
A bit of it came back in the Buu saga though.
The most Dragonball-like sagas of DBZ.

So what IS this monster vulnerable to, if it's so bouncy? Do we need to shove a grenade down its throat? Or would it just bounce the explosion out of its mouth in a breath attack?

>>40707091
>A. CLOTHES BEAM some restraints!

>>40707091
When we kill it we should pick up some of its skin for SCIENCE later
also clothes beam is 2 fucking gud

>>40707207

Cold.

No one has a cold beam.

Need to search the ship for the coolent room somehow, or freezers of the kitchen.

>>40707215
What we need to do
Is we need to get some type of thin cutting threads of Ki
stuff a bunch of them in a capsule
and throw the capsule at anything that we wish would have a bad day.

>>40707288
We could also expose his ass to the upper atmosphere. It's fuggen COLD up there bro.

>>40707315
>Throw him into the upper atmosphere
Now you're talking my language
or y'know just push him off the ship flying though the air

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>>40707315
A bunch of insanely sharp, thin wires, which we can manipulate with impossible amounts of dexterity, you say?

>>40707207

Well, we could try to scramble on top of him and see if his eyes are as durable as the rest of him. Rock Paper Scissors in the eye, and all that.

>>40707357

The Maple windmill throw?

>>40707433
Suplex him off the ship, cracking the earth in half in the process.

>>40707472
>yfw he just bounces, sending him and us into deep space

>>40707496
"I HAVE TO GO NOW, MY PLANET NEEDS ME"

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>>40707091
"You're a genius, Chi-chi!" you praise. She smiles and rubs the back of her neck, but immediately takes her stance. You stand next to her and start making some cloth restraints with your Clothes Beam, your brother distracting it.

"Haaaaaa..." Chi-chi places her hands over her head, forming her new ki attack. "Take this! Power Slicer!" She flings it at the monster, but can't seem to control it all that well. It heads upwards and... slices the thing's antennas off. The creature is stunned. "Grh, ONE MORE!" Chi-chi charges another, and this one hits its mark, flying right at the monster's belly. It seems to... deflate? What. Soon it's just a big pink pile of... whatever the hell it is on the ground. Still alive, but now quite obviously terrified. It seems to try to move away, but simply can't. You pick up the Dragon Ball from the other side of the room.

"That..." brobro starts.

"It worked!" Chi-chi starts doing a little victory jump. You all can't celebrate for long, as more explosions rocket through the ship, and it quite clearly starts falling out of the sky. Goku and Krillin arrive in the door, a small blue imp, a dog, and a young woman all under their arms and pleading for you to forgive them.

"So. The so-called 'Emperor Pilaf,' huh?" you smile at him.

"Please, I'll let you keep the Dragon Ball, just please, please, don't let us die in here!" the little imp begs. Before you have a chance to respond, an explosion knocks you all out of the fortress. All of you look out at where you've ended up and... does that mountain have a FACE?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf3Oo9AaEfs

>YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE FOURTH SOCIAL LINKS WITH CHI-CHI, KRILLIN, AND MASTER ROSHI

>DRAGON BALL TUFFLE QUEST #13 END
>Twitter account is @KatoQm, will have status updates there
>Got some questions for the QM? Characters? Suggestions? Throw them at ask.fm/QMKato and I'll try to answer them as best I can

Same as usual, folks. I'll be here to answer any questions you have too.

>>40707472
Somebody in Kerbal Space Program has tried this method for lunar landing and re-orbit.

It WORKED.