Sherbet. Sherbet everywhere.

Stracciatella.

It is basically vanilla but with some shards of other deliciousness.

chocolate swirl.

>>40675471
chocolate

just chocolate

>>40675471
vanilla

except with a banana

>>40675471
Marionberry with mint.

>>40675587
Top.
Fucking.
Kek.

>>40675471
Neapolitan.

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vainilla, bubblegum and some stawberry in a glass like the one in the left.

Anything made with extra heavy cream.

>>40675471
Lemon. And it's gonna get everywhere.

>>40675471

Vanilla.

Yes. Just vanilla. Nobody appreciates the basics anymore.

>>40675471
Mint and melting
Or baskin robins' "love potion #31"

Banansplit.

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Though I'm partial to many flavors of ice cream, my most magical realm involves a very hard waffle cone. Whether I am the cone, or that which is contained within the cone, does not matter. Anything that requires jamming stuff down the cone forcibly, breaking the cone, or god forbid stretching the cone is much less appealing. Things should fall down a cone with plenty of room for them, then gradually come to a rest in a tight corner near the bottom.


>>40675629
>>40675549

This shit, though? Can't stand it. Even if it is less depraved.

>>40675645
people arent satisfied unless they can choose between 15 odd snowflake/animal races just because A precedent has been set and they. literally.cannot.conceive otherwise.

Furthermore 95 percent of these races are "personalities in a skin" and kill role playing totally. Someone choosing to be human is an instant indication they will be the best player, someone choosing anything more far gone than an elf/dward/orc is an instant indication they will be the worse. I hate it.

I want that pure rich vanilla. Not Technomagic furries swirl. Not shitcopyofreligionsmyths in a cone. Not thissettingisadreamorsometriteshit sunday. I want that vanilla

Delirium from the Sandman comics makes the best ice cream flavors

>Have you ever spent days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one’s ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?…Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn’t like that at all.

>>40675471
Mint Chocolate Chip

I was going to answer but I'm having a really hard time deciding what's the gayest flavor of ice cream.

>>40675771
Rocky Road.

>>40675771
Cowboy Dick Ice Cream

>>40675790
>>40675786
What if I'm not exactly a gay man, per se

>>40675806
Fish Ice Cream

>>40675618
Noice

>>40675819
I don't want to make any undue assumptions but somebody needs to see a doctor.

Whatever flavour, it needs to jumbo sized

Chunky Monkey.

>>40675471
Whatever is the cheapest to buy at the time.

Its strawberry with chili flakes and marshmallow stuffing

Birthday cake flavor

>>40675844
Are you fat?
I bet you're fat.

>>40675471
Frozen. Yoghurt.

>>40675471
Small scoop

>>40675740
im impressed anon you managed to make this work

you had to stretch the rules a little but you did it i better get to thinking about my answer

>>40676226
hm lets see

a scoop of icecream with a different flavor of icecream inside it towards the bottem with the outer flavor bulging around the other flavor to make room for it

the whole thing covered in artfully placed lines of hard topping

i had to make the nested icecream bit a bit convoluted to make it clear i was talking about pregnancy not soft vore but i think i did a pretty good job on the shibari

Mango sorbet, boysenberry sorbet, passion fruit sorbet, strawberry sorbet, lemon sorbet.

Wait was I only allowed to pick one flavor?

Also ice cream for captchA

>>40675471

Feijoa.

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>>40675471
It's like a creamsicle, I guess? I'm not very good with these sexual ice cream metaphors.

>>40676271
This can only mean 2 things, neither of which is pleasant.

>>40676259
As the OP, I declare that there are no numerical limits.

>>40676286

And they are?

Let me guess, one is sheep

>>40676308
Or worse...

Kiwi women...

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Cookies and cream bitches

>>40676320

Come on, we have Xena and the girl from iZombie. They're not all that bad.

>>40676336
I know, but you're a bit fucked for choice. They're certainly no aussie gals.

I'm australian, but lived here in kiwi land for 7 years, want to go home but too broke just now, in a long distance relationship too, life is pain

>>40676351

I understand your pain, from from what I've seen and what's been reported the situation's actually better here than it is there at the moment economically. Might make more money here to fund returning home.

Strawberry love and vanilla.

Everything But The...

Bubblegum

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>>40675742
So basically you're boring and unimaginative?

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Chocolate peanut butter malt with hot fudge

Lime sherbet

Blueberry shake

Vanilla with fresh raspberry sauce.

A shake made with real mango and raspberries and fresh milk and cream

Dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwg1Td3GVd4

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>>40675471
Vanilla, strawberry, lemon and white chocolate. Stracciatella too!

Coffe and mint with a lot of cream.

>>40676883
That sounds real fuckin good.

>>40676883
If interpreted
You like middle eastern woman with big milky tits or guy with a big sack.

Any, since i'm into diapers and icecream is for babies.

>>40675471
I really have no idea what ice cream best represents a consensual, loving relationship between a woman and a tentacle monster.

So I'm just gonna say black raspberry with gummy worms, because now I want to go get ice cream and that sounds delicious.

Rum raisin.

>>40675471
Vanilla with Caramel.

>>40675471
This is hard. I'm going to have to say though...

99 Flake. Just this time with about 2 or more flakes sticking into the Vanillla Icecream

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>>40675471
Gelato.

Richer, thicker, creamier, sweeter, and made to compliment the bitter, bitter, heart racing brew that is espresso.

Dark chocolate

>>40675471
Cheesecake Ice cream with sprinkles, graham cracker pie crust, and chocolate chips. Also a sprinkle and chocolate dipped ice cream cone or two broken up in it.

>>40678514
So you're a Kuro/Illyasviel shipper?

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>>40675471

Vanilla peach froyo

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Raw meat.

Frozen mayonnaise in an ice cream tub.

You know this thread isn't actually /tg/ related.

>>40679074
I know, I posted it as a joke/bait thread.

But for some reason people took it seriously.

>one scoop lemon ice cream sprinkled with sherbert
>one scoop strawberry ice cream topped with vanilla
>one scoop cherry ice cream infused with merlot
>one mixed scoop 1/2 peach 1/2 pear ice cream
>in a melon pan or with a crêpe
>with a gingerbread and white chocolate cracker.

>>40679094

You made an enjoyable thread, gr8 b8 m8 Id r8 8/8 ect.

>>40675471
Vanilla.

>>40678891
all I could do was blink a ton in amazement.

I can't believe somebody greenlighted that idea.

>>40679766
To be fair that sort of contrast of flavours is a hell of a thing

>>40675471
Butter Pecan

>>40675471

Sesame seed and wood flavored ice cream

Rocky road

Fall pumpkin spice

Everyones favourite candybar

Deaths door chocolate

>>40676329

That's straciatella brownie ice cream, not cookie dough

Pralines 'n Cream, Rum Raisin, Salty Caramel, Gold Medal Ribbon and Vanilla

>>40675471
I don't know what fla over would qualify magical realm... I believe called it's tin roof (rocky road for normal people)

>>40675471
Rape

>Rape's not an ice cream flavor
Sure it is, I have some in my van

>>40676329
Muh ANON!
Of course I take mine in Malt or Shake form...

>>40675471
Rocky Road

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>>40675471

Whatever flavour you want, as long as I can hold it in my hand and have the sickly sweet, creamy liquid run from the cone all over my fingers and I can lick them off.

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>>40680108
I too wish to taste American Love anon

>>40675771

Rainbow Sherbet

Tutti fruity

Orchid seed.

>>40675471
Any, but the flavor gets overpowered by a strong vanilla after you savor it for a few seconds.

>>40676336
You also have Dayna from Shortland Street, whom is a good friend of mine. Though she still has that shitty kiwi accent.

>>40679977
Ceader and Pine both taste fine. Oak and Ash and stuff are meh though.

>>40675471
Strawberry

Milk
Not only the flavour
Cause It is the epitome of bland

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Okay but like, it's more about what I don't like.

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>>40682042

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>>40682063

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>>40682085

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>>40682100
honestly im just posting pictures of icecream

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>>40682117

>>40682117
How come you have so many pictures of ice cream?

>>40682193
That's my fetish

>>40675471
What flavor of ice cream best represents tall, muscular redheaded female barbarians or ladyknights? Or better yet, ladyknights domming female barbarians.

Strawberry is too weak, obviously. Black cherry has the right strength of flavor, but lacks the feel of . Lychee is way too bitter, Red velvet too chunky and inconsistant, and Azuki flavor is just horrible.

Cinnimon maybe?

Maybe a superficial focus on the colour red is going about it the wrong way.

>>40683448
I think it would be something with a cherry on top.

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TMNT Ice cream treat fuck yeah! Heroes on the half shell TURTLE POWA!

what's the ice cream version of milf

>>40675471
Umm... acidic? With a side of peaches aaaaand... jello?

>>40684125
Raspberry, strawberry, or currant.

Those were the first flavors of modern ice cream.

>>40684174
If anyone guesses these I will be very impressed.
...
We'll go by honor system here.
1. vore
2. girl on girl
3. monstergirl, though slime girls specifically was the only one i could actually connect to food

>>40675471

A gallon bucket of salted caramel.

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Try to guess

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>>40684425
>Double cup

>>40675471
Lemon. Also there's razors inside.

>>40684425
Pregnancy?

>>40676159
You have half the qualities I want in a man I have a 6" minimum

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>>40682063
This explains itself.
>>40682085
This was Yandere.
>>40682100
Gay things, because muh fruity?
>>40682117
This was guro.
>>40682163
I dunno what the fuck this was but it seems like something that only exists in Japan and I prefer asian art because it's less likely to have Angelina Jolie faces.

Honestly I dunno what the fuck I'm supposed to pic for ahegao but that's my fetish too. I have a bunch of fetishes ranging from ascetic preferences to my hips are moving on their own. But it always has to have some element of vanilla to soften it. Too harsh will make my boner die. It's weird.

Every flavor but vanilla and chocolate. Scat is my anti-fetish.

>captcha is ice cream
This made my day

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Two scoops of strawberry ice cream in separate bowls. Both are decorated as girlishly as possible(sliced strawberries, various chocolate shavings, gold dust, etc.).
And then one scoop has a banana hidden in it.

How does one even describe man on man gay domination with ice cream flavors?

>>40685625
You get creative.

>>40685625
I'm not sure, but bananas and chocolate must be involved somehow.

Two mini-scoops of strawberry and vanilla swirl, each with a fresh cherry.

>>40685660
>>40685678

So maybe a big chocolate scoop with a banana coming out of it on a smaller vanilla scoop?
lel

>>40675471
Devil's Breath flavor ice cream

>>40675471
Phish food

Chocolate shell with lots of toppings.

>>40675742
It's "sundae".

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>>40675742

Well said, my good sir!

>>40675471
a butterfinger blizzard

>>40678340
thems fighting words fagot

>>40680089
how they fuck will he manage to put tentacle vaginas into ice cream for

>>40680063
now this i gotta see wheres you van anon

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Frozen lard. In milk.

>>40686113
I wish there was some way to make people like that see what pretentious, insufferable twats they look like. They're basically the same as people who go on to every Queen song on Youtube and complain about how everyone but them is so much dumber than them because they listen to modern pop music. The only difference is that most of them are about 12 years old and can't be expected to know any better,

>>40675471
Rocky Road

>>40687097
*ice cream form

>>40687174

In his case it's more the opposite, somebody going on modern music videos and saying they are shit and Queen and the Beatles are oh-so much better.

Mostly it's just people who unironically think they have "good" taste

>>40675471
Vanilla, with enough added sugar to turn elephants diabetic. With sprinkles to make it more interesting.

>>40687442
Oh and whatever flavour counts as "boy gets turned into girl"

Vanilla.

A full bowl of mocha ice cream.
It's a salad bowl.
Unless there's something bigger.

What ice cream flavor is gentle loving sex?

>>40687697
French Vanilla

>>40687552
I would like to append "Served a la mode on an entire apple pie" to this post.

Otter Pop.

Two scoops of peach flavoured, but you're not supposed to let them touch, but that makes it taste even better when they do touch.

Two scoops of vanilla with a maraschino cherry on top of each. A banana served between the scoops.

Too on the nose?

>>40687957
On the nose? That's also my fetish! But I have no idea what ice cream that would be

>>40687536
a flavour that changes flavor somehow i suppose

>>40687536
>>40688261
I used >>40680898.
Banana ice cream that turns to vanilla as you taste it.

>>40680108
I occasionally enjoy this. It's pretty expensive for what you get, IMO.

As for my magical realm, uh, I dunno. Chocolate caramel swirl? Trying to describe my fetish with ice cream is probably the hardest thing I've done today.

>>40687536
Cherry ice cram with swirled banana ice cream.

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>>40675742
I... this is a fetish thread, m8

A scoop of strawberry on top of a scoop of vanilla with a banana inbetween.

Blueberry that turns onto strawberry as you eat it.

>>40675471
Wormwood / absinthe.

Vanilla with whipped cream, topped with a fresh cherry.

That or root beer float.

Bacon and Nutella ice cream with Sriracha topping, because my fetish is meme foods.

This thread is weird.
I'm appalled, intrigued and mystified by whatever these ice cream flavours could refer to.

Also, now I'm hungry for ice-cream, and the stores are closed.

You bastards.

>>40687097
>how they fuck will he manage to put tentacle vaginas into ice cream for
What do you think the Cookie Chunks are?!

>>40675471
vanilla

I have really common fetishes and yet I can't think of the appropriate flavour/style. It's quite disheartening

>>40691138
>common fetishes
Vanilla with a caramel swirl?

So what would a clean foot fetish be?

Vanilla from some really specific locale?

And I'm assuming Big Breasts would be a double scoop, or a double cone

Foreverially Delitized icecream

>>40691155
I vote a simple vanilla 99 with a flake

Maybe sprinkles if he feels kinky

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>>40675742

Holy shit man, that's not what I meant with >>40675645 at all. We're talking about 'magical' as in 'magical realm' in this thread.

I'm one to admit I'm boring in this regard. Pic related.

What's the flavour for Goblin slave race.

>>40691282
Pistachio

>>40691282
Ummm.... mint chocolate chip?

[Spoiler] working slave or other special something or other [/spoiler]

One big god damned yellow snowcone

State-sponsored Ice cream flavored desert.

>>40675471
Superman

>>40675471
I don't know enough ice cream to describe extremely slutty and predatory exhibitionist MILFs domming shotas, traps and shota traps plus fucking monsters on the side as well as a huge focus on sucking dickbut if anyone can, help me out.

>>40691532
Everything but the... someone already posted that.

OR fossil fuel. maybe.

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>>40678454
Japan has you covered.

>>40687957
I don't get it.

>>40675533

Thick dark chocolate fudge chunks in creamy french or Tahitian vanilla.

>>40691532

Something with bubblegum for the oral fixation and the shota/trap element. Bonus points for being pink. Then have to figure out something to capture the milf element - maybe coffee ice cream? And for monsters big ol chunks of something. Noughat or whatever. Come to think of it what the fuck is nougat

>>40686916
What'cha gonna do 'bout it?
Get grounded? Or spanked?

>>40688122
>>40692578
He likes titjobs.

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Oh. I guess I'm retarded, then.

>>40675471
Chocolate, with crushed cacao beans inside. And some mini-marshmallows.

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>>40675471
NyQuil flavor

>>40675471
Small mounds of vanilla.

>>40675548
This, keep it sane and spice it up.
Also goes great for any RPG settings.

Vanilla with caramel swirl, fudge-covered waffle-cone pieces and a fudge core.