>>40585125
>"...(*whimper*)..."
Man, fuck heights.
Also, sorry I missed your thread last time, I was being social.

>>40585125
>"just about to shit my pants from utter fear, but thanks for asking!"
>"But it Definetly beats walking!"

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>>40585125
An audible whimper It's the only thing you say as you go through a cloud with massive speed.

"Ha Ha!" Eddie says as he starts veering to the left and right in order to scare you "What's the matter? first flight?"

"S-s-shut up" That's the only thing you manage to say after being paralyzed from the fear

"S-s-sir it's my first flight too so y-y-you can be scared if you want" Donnel says in a much more composed manner than you, yet still hugging tightly the masked wyvern rider that was his pilot.

"Hmmf.. wimps. both of you" The rider scoffs

"H-hey t-t-that's not nice!" Donnel says at his rider with a slightly ashamed face.

"What's that?" The rider says as he starts to do an aileron roll

"NOTHING, N-NOTHING SIR" Donnel quickly shouts as he tries to regain his composure

>(cont)

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>>40585863
"There she is!" Eddie says as you both get nearer to the Willamette mall "a beauty isn't she?"

"w-w-woah" Donnel says as he grasps the true size of the building

To say it was big was most likely an insult to the goddamn thing, it oozed futuristic endeavor and progress showing big signs painted by probably dozens of men, it even had some sort of rudimentary parking lot were horses and carriages were left and taken care off. The fee was probably the same as a normal parking lot so it was a shithole for your sake

In the middle of the parking lot you can see a man seemingly taking on a horde of risen using only a blacksmith's hammer and a woodcutters' axe

>"Leave us at the parking lot Eddie, lets meet the mystery man"
>"Leave us at the mall Eddie, let's check for survivors"

>>40586017
>>"Leave us at the parking lot Eddie, lets meet the mystery man"

In true Fire Emblem style; if you don't get the character, restart map.

>>40586017
>"Leave us at the parking lot Eddie, lets meet the mystery man"

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>>40586017

"Leave us at the parking lot Eddie, lets meet the mystery man" You say in a confident voice, losing most of the fear of the wyvern ride due to the adrenaline coursing through your body

"Sure thing!" Eddie says as he starts to fly slower and more closer to the ground "You think you can get out of there in one piece?"

"Let's meet a at the roof of the mall, that will be our rendezvous point" You say to Eddie and then turn to Donnel "Donnel, you ready?"

"A-a-as ready as I will ever be, sir" He says as he starts taking off the straps from his saddle "I-I'm still just a farm boy sir, d-don't expect much of me"

>Donnel will join your team if he discovers his inner soldier!
>Roll 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40586170

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40586239
Donnel sacks up and fights for king and country.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40586170

>>40586352
3DS turned off, map restarted.

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>>40586170
> YOU GET A CRITFAIL, YOU GET A CRITFAIL, EVERYONE GETS A CRITFAAAIL

Your landing is as graceful as ever, that is utter shit for someone who has never ridden on a wyvern before, you land straight on your face sliding through the floor and into a pile of manure left at some of the stables

>-1 HP! (15/14) Remaining!

Meanwhile you see that Donnel ...somehow... manages to land even worse than you landing directly on his knees and leaving him crouched on the floor, right at the feet of a blood lusting risen, wait hold on...

hold on.....

That's the chef risen isn't it? Oh that's just peachy...

>roll 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>40586500
Guess it's time to see if our Dual Guard is up to snuff.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40586500
Let's see how risen react to SNAPPED NECKS!

>>40586560
Pretty well, evidently...

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40586500

>>40586597
You are a god.

>>40585125
Also I just caught up from the archive, and I appreciate the prequel reference in part 3. It didn't go unnoticed.

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>>40586500
>T-T-THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE A-A-A CRIIIIIIIT!?

"The answer lies... in the heart of the battle" That's what your training instructor always told you... thats what you tell yourself in all this moments.... you won't die here.... YOU WONT

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7ZOJL2ISgs&index=9&list=PLF3PzSnXN5-YcXZdsLxfp8oE98rs-JN4g

You vault yourself from the floor and make a speed dash at risen chief, promptly getting a look from the other risen's as you jump and take the Chief's head completely clean off with your knee

"c-cool" Donnel says as he starts to get up from the ground, albeit limping a small bit

"Were... not done yet" you say having all the blood lust course from your body

"E-excuse me?" Donnel says with a combination of scared and puzzled

"I'm not talking to you... IM TALKING TO THEM"

>roll 1d20

> Skill unlocked! "I WONT DIE HERE":(happens only during dire situations) Negates critfails and crits can be obtained at 19-20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40586782

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>40586782

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>40586782

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40586782

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>>40586782
You start off strong, punching risen into oblivion, completely forgetting of your valuable trench knife and expending way more force than necessary. Yet as more of them are being killed its start becoming easier, more calm, everything you don't want when on a murder killing spree, you start feeling your body getting tired from the heat, your bones aching, with all your force you cave in the head one last risen before stumbling to the ground and succumbing from the pain

Thank god that the mysterious man just did a flying DDT off the risen that was gonna stab you

"Feeling good kid?" The distinctively American voice says cheerfully

>"Never better"
>"What does it look like?"
>"Ooooow..."

>>40587110
>"Never better"
>I like your accent, bub.

>>40587110
>"What does it look like?"

>>40587110
>"Never better"

>>40587110
I want him so hard.
N-not li-like that though

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>>40587110
"Never better" You say as you awkwardly try to get off the floor, only to stumble back to your starting position of lying on the ground miserably, looks like it was one of those days.

"Whoa hang in there kiddo" The man says as he uses his arm as a leverage to support you "The name's Frank, Frank West"

"Oscar...Gold" You say as you wince in pain "godamn this hurts like hell"

"How about we go back to the mall and let you get checked up?"

>"Hey now, I'm a big boy and I can take care of .....myself"
>"That's just ....peachy

>>40587396
>"That's just ....peachy
>"You're not from around here either are you?"

>>40587440
Second

>>40587440
thirded

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>>40587396
"That's just ....peachy" You say as you grab the parts that seem to hurt the more "Who's gonna take care of the risen?"

"We got a perfectly good barricade on the entrance" Frank answers with a relaxed tone "We'll just tell them to open it for a little while so we can get in"

"Sounds fair enough to me" You say mimic the footsteps of Frank so to not miss a beat.

After traversing for a while you come to an entrance barricaded by a packed amount of furniture arranged in some sort of tangled mess that seemed perfect in its own way for leaving risen out of the mall.

"Open up!" Frank yells at an unknown listener, in that same moment pieces of furniture start to fall down carefully from the barracks, you take this moment to notice that Frank is carrying a very futuristic for this age and not-at-all-from-an-alternate-universe camera.

"Youre not from around her either are you?" You ask in an inquisitive manner

"Me? I'm just another citizen of this here village" Frank answers quickly "I'm puzzled as to what yo-"

"what's the village name"

".....fuck, okay you got me" Frank says utterly defeated "I don't know how I got here, I just remember that yesterday I was in Afghanistan covering the war and the next I'm in who-knows-where saving this village from annihilation"

"The barricade is clear!" A voice from the inside shouts

"Okay, let's go" Frank says as he helps you get in

>roll 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40587866

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40587866

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40587866

>>40587991
...
Good.

Did we just critfail walking into the mall?

>>40588067
No Oscar, you are the Risen.
The Oscar was a zombie.

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>>40587991
>>40587930
>>40587898
>we trip and fall on the ground
>try to get up
>flail around but forgot how to get up
>try to QWOP our way around
>can't
>rest of the team also falls to the ground and flails around

That or gif related

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>>40587866
>C TO THE R TO THE I TO THE T TO THE F TO THE A TO THE I TO THE L

To say you did a bad job climbing would be an insult to the guy who invented the godamned thing.

You stumbled, you destroyed, you breached, you pretty much raped that barricade with none of the consent from both parties not only making a mess and destroying whatever was left of it, but making enough sound to somehow make ALL of the risen turn their heads toward you.

This is going to be fun.

"Oh god you fucked up man" one villager says as he trips on his back from sheer fear "you fucked up REAL GOOD!"

"How the hell do you screw THAT up?!" Frank says completely incredously

It was too late to rebuild the barricade, too late to tell the villagers to remain calm all that was left to do was....

"EVERYBODY RUN!" You scream at the top of your lungs just as the villagers start running for their lives

>Roll 1d20

>>40588137
>Pic related.
Pls no
Don't give Nero ideas.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>40588253
Pls killing spree.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>40588253
BLESS ME BOROMIR

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40588253

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>40588340
>>40588336
>>40588298
>>40588253
>these mediocre rolls
Fuck me we need to train and get a bonus of some kind.

>>40588298
>>40588336
>>40588340
13
12
11
T-minus 10 seconds until detonation?

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40588391
PLEASE NO

>>40588253
You abruptly stand up as you start moving along with Frank using his weight to go faster than going alone would, the risen on your back getting closer to you seem to also make you go faster as well, who knows why

You start getting tired and your legs slump a little, feeling about to crumble, you wouldn't mind if Frank just left you to die, you just met him and you're pretty sure that It wouldn't be a problem if he could run freely to a safe spot. You can feel your feet getting lighter and lighter, is this what dying from exhaustion feels like? it feels so weird, like if you are being lifted....

Oh wait no...you are being lifted by Frank

"Sorry buddy, nobody dies on my watch" Frank says with his joy still intact "You're not getting eaten by them if I can help it"

>"Awfully nice of you, buddy!"
>"You know nobody's watching you do the hero act right?"
>"...(*pass out*)..."

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40588530
>"Awfully nice of you, buddy!"
>"USE ME AS AN IMPROVISED WEAPON"

>>40588530
>"Awfully nice of you, buddy!"
>"You know nobody's watching you do the hero act right?"(Sarcastically)

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>>40588567
tippity top kek

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40588567
>>40588530
Ooh boy

>>40588567
Please yes.

>>40588530
"Awfully nice of you, buddy!" You say getting your hopes up "You know nobody's watching you do the hero's act right?"

"He he! Are you sure? thought I saw a sexy lady over there!" Frank says while having a hearty laugh

Something seemed nice about that man, like he would remain jovial even in the direst of places, like he would just be beside you in any moment, you pass this thought off your head as you start to lose consciousness

"Yeah....he he....we just might.....get a hot girl......toda..y"

And that's strike 3, you're out

>Hey we can use this time to talk to MiMi!
>We can use this time to rest and regain our strength!

>>40588759
>We can use this time to rest and regain our strength!
MiMi has to wait, we need to be at full power

>>40588759
>We can use this time to rest and regain our strength!
Man, we got beat up. Personally, I blame riding the dragon.

>>40588759
>We can use this time to rest and regain our strength!

>>40588759
You feel darkness, encroaching darkness, the kind that leaves you blind without actually being blind. Yet it feels so warm and fresh like a mother's hug

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgEisxPhqrw

You can feel your strength being renewed and your mind being restored to its previous state. Meanwhile your wounds while still in the open were numbing down and allowed you to move more freely

All and all, You feel fucking good!

>(cont)

>>40588967
Now when do we get a pokemon?

>>40589050
Fuck that

>>40589063
Seriously.
If we get anything, we want a Digimon.

>>40589081
No

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>>40588967
"Hey...hey buddy" You feel a familiar voice wake you up from your pacific slumber "You feeling okay?"

Frank wakes you up and lets you have your time adjusting from the new environment.

It was a dingy mall cop office with nothing interesting of notice save for the barrage of scared shitless villagers that were crowded inside

"Had to patch you up, your wounds were getting severe" Frank says while looking away from you

"Well I didn't think they would be THAT severe" You say as you pass your hand through your hea...

Why were you bleeding on the head?

"Why am I bleeding on my head?"

"Weeelll" Frank says looking for a way to come up with something "I...miiiightt haveusedyouasamakeshiftweaponsorry"

"....."

"......."

"you know what?...at least were all safe" You say dismissing the situation "Isn't that right Donnel?"

..................
........................Donnel?..........

>Where the fuck is Donnel?
>"Where the fuck is Donnel, Frank?"

>>40589190
>"Where the fuck is Donnel, Frank?"
Damn it, did Donnel run away to the wrong side and get lost or is he just that peasanty that we can't distinguish him from the peasants.

>>40589190
>Where the fuck is Donnel?
>"Where the fuck is Donnel, Frank?"
>"Also that sounds badass to be honest...."

>>40589190
>Where the fuck is Donnel, Frank?
If he died, we have to take on the mantle of the pot.

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>>40589190
"Where the fuck is Donnel, Frank?" You say calmly as you put more bandages over your wounds

"Who the fuck is Donnel?"

"Young, pot in his head, tiny scar, exudes weakness?"

"Maybe he hasnt got here yet, I dunno, was to busy saving you"

"And using me as a blunt weapon"

"Well you gotta admit it was pretty cool right?"

".....he he....Yeah it was, we still gotta search for him though"

"Sure thing, but where could he be?"
Where could he be indeed? There was probably only one way to find out and that most surely would involve gratuitous amounts of destruction potential

"Hey Frank"

"Yeah?"

"Wanna do some light shopping?"

>Head to the "Miner's craft emporium"
>Head to "Hitchhiker's guide to the world"
>Head to "Sport sport's"

>>40589465
>Head to the "Miner's craft emporium"
Pickaxe
>Head to "Hitchhiker's guide to the world"
Grapnel to go SKORPION
>Head to "Sport sport's"
Football armour

>>40589465
>Head to "Sport sport's"

>>40589465
>Head to "Hitchhiker's guide to the world"

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>40589465
Spin the wheel!

>>40589465
were going to sport sport's !

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>>40589465
You head off to the sports shop and are positively amazed by the amount of shit they have on sports that don't even exist in your universe...

It doesn't take long for Frank to have a baseball bat in his hands and an old football helmet on his head, meanwhile you opt for a wooden golf club and a polo hammer.

"You ready? Frank"

"I'm always ready! Are you?"

"Well let's give these risen some goddamn retribution!"

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPUS2lOl8hQ

>roll 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40589850

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>40589850
Dice power!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40589850

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40589955
Oh shit nigger

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>>40589850
You cut and slice and dice everything you find in your way, most of the risen can out power you....if you were alone, but fighting alongside Frank makes them barely hold a candle against you.

"Wow. We. Are. Crushing. Them!" You say using every interval to crush a risens head with your golf club

"I. Know. Right!?" Frank answers using just as much force to send a risen flying through the mall with a baseball swing "So. Where. Can. Donnel. Be?"

"He. Might. Be. Near. The. Entrance"

"Sure. Thing"

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40590116
Row Row Fight the Powah

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>40590148
>>40590116
NO FUCKING BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN
and this is why d20 is the bane of all life

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40590116

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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40590173
>>40590148
>>40590116
>>40590177

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>>40590116
>You got a crit-fail!? Now?! This aint gonna be pretty

The trip through the entrance while though in its own merit was no match for you both, in no time you manage to get to through the plaza and just near the entrance

"Almost there!" Frank says in an excited tone "Dont you worry about a thing!"

"Yeah we can do thi-" You instinctively roll as soon as you feel the gash of metal cut your face

Disoriented you feel as another stab is aimed at you and quiclky roll back, only to be greeted by another series of stabs and pokes. This was too strong to be a normal risen, way too strong

Oh god... Oh fuck

Dont tell me

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJRJmyol694

"GRAAAAAAAHHH!"

>And that's it! Come again (probably next week, I dunno) for the next episode of FIRE EMBLEM ADVENTURE QUEST

>>40590324
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

See you next time bro

>>40590324
>>40590324
Donnel was mai waifu, why did you have to do this? Why /tg/ dice? WHY?

>>40590423
It's ok!
We can get some zombex!