Rolled 43 (1d100)

Tzarii my bro, I'm going with the Mystery Box!

Rolled 14, 17 = 31 (2d100)

>>40566195
>>> Check in on your friends.
>>> Go to the tea plantation
>>> Study the library of alexandria
>>> Check on the kids

Taman, you suck at placement

Dat box tho

Rolled 17, 3 = 20 (2d100)

>>40566195
>> FREE ROLL TO ACTIVATE MYSTERY BOX (you cannot pick this if you do not beat the roll)
>> Study the library of alexandria
>> Go to the tea plantation.
>> Check in on your friends.
>> Check on the kids

>>40566195
> Check in on your friends.

Rolled 35, 11 = 46 (2d100)

>>40566307
Literally what are the odds.

guys, let's face it. Dice are ruined

>>40566267
You have it.
Going to wait a little longer for more rolls and decisions. Also sorry for the slow reply!

>>40566195
>Check on the kids
> Go talk to your new special forces unit
> Check in on your friends.
> Go have fun with Yourichi
Did we decide what to do with Gin?

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>40566367
oh, and Mystery Box and Confidence rol

>>40566367
Sort of. Basically you decided not child services box and sonic boom for yourichi.

>>40566393
Well, I'm glad that we decided not to be a total bastard to Gin

Remember, 100 Nacho box gets closer everyday

>>40566436
Also, tea tends to lead to crit chains.

>>40566435
Same

Child Services Box would probably lead to canon Gin's alignment with a hell of a lot more power.

Rolled 34, 86 = 120 (2d100)

>>40566195
You suck at placement Taman.
>> FREE ROLL TO ACTIVATE MYSTERY BOX (you cannot pick this if you do not beat the roll)
>> Study the library of alexandria
>> Go to the tea plantation.
>> Check in on your friends.
>> Check on the kids

>>40566393
You suck at placement Taman. (forgot, sorry)

>>40566637
Child service's box unlocks his potentials other abilities and like 20 boxes.
>>40566656
Last call! choose this or >>40566367

But the myster box has priority and will be written up soon.

>>40566709
>>40566709
I choose the first of the two you have put forth.

>>40566709
Let's go with >>40566656
Also yay, finally get to participate in a live thread!

The mysterbox is actually a mystery tesseract KUBO BOX festival!
67 vs 37- three shifts- a greater success!
87- mighty confidence!
You noticed something off in the air something is just unnatural-- Like you are being watched by yourself again.

You step towards the source of this uneasy reiatsu in a nearby warehouse to spot: you reading a book on a barrel. This variant of you stands up and smiles. "Well hello handsome." He says. "Thank you for the compliment. Why are you here? I thought there was this whole not meeting each other condition lest a paradox occur." You say, causing other Aizen to shake his head. "Not exactly. So long as nobody catches us talking to each other. Which s why I am here. We need to talk, but sadly due to certain ways you have already altered the timestream - we get to play a game of questions. You may ask me any four questions, and I must answer honestly to the best of my ability. But realize, just by me telling you certain things- you may once again split the timeline. So don't ask anything foolish." He says pulling out a cup of tea. "Also this is the commander generals finest." he says.

>> crit range reduced to 80!
>> Write in one question roll for it!
>> [JADE MYSTERY BOX]
>> [ONYX MYSTERY BOX]
>> [RUBY MYSTERY BOX]
>> [ OPAL MYSTERY BOX]
>> [SAPPHIRE MYSTEROUS BOX]
>> [TUNGSTEN MYSTERY BOX]
>> [URANIUM MYSTEROUS BOX]
>> [ GOLD MYSTERIOUS BOX]
>> [SURPRISE BOX] Exceptionally rare- taman rolls on a chart to determine what type of box it is consider it a random mystery box of variable rarity.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>40567059
>> [SURPRISE BOX] Exceptionally rare- taman rolls on a chart to determine what type of box it is consider it a random mystery box of variable rarity.

>>40567059
ALL THE BOXS!
>> [JADE MYSTERY BOX]
>> [ONYX MYSTERY BOX]
>> [RUBY MYSTERY BOX]
>> [ OPAL MYSTERY BOX]
>> [SAPPHIRE MYSTEROUS BOX]
>> [TUNGSTEN MYSTERY BOX]
>> [URANIUM MYSTEROUS BOX]
>> [ GOLD MYSTERIOUS BOX]

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>40567059
>>> [TUNGSTEN MYSTERY BOX]
>> [URANIUM MYSTEROUS BOX]
>> [JADE MYSTERY BOX]
>> [SURPRISE BOX] Exceptionally rare- taman rolls on a chart to determine what type of box it is consider it a random mystery box of variable rarity.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>40567156
Sex Box confirmed

>>40567154
Hell, all in for this.

Forgot- please write in a question with a roll. These boxes are not for questions- they are for something else entirely!
>>40567154
Roll for it. As much as this is going to pretty much cancel out something you previously chose it can be done.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>40567218

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>40567059
>[SURPRISE BOX]
> [ GOLD MYSTERIOUS BOX]
> [SAPPHIRE MYSTEROUS BOX]
> [RUBY MYSTERY BOX]
> [JADE MYSTERY BOX]
Why not all?

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>40567218
rolling

>>40567245
shit, forgot a question...uh...
"How are things going in your timeline? Anything I should worry about that I might've overlooked?"
...that's one...kinda.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>40567218
Any leads on the traitor Shinigami in our midst?

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>40567218
>>40567280
Rolla' pls

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>40567290
Dat roll tho

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>40567059
>implying you're not mirrorverse Aizen trying to fuck us up

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>40567218
rolling for the first time ever for no reason whatsoever

Rolled 54, 78 = 132 (2d100)

>>40567290
>>40567326
Rolling to reap for Nyarly.

Also it's like we got some shortage of questions! I will give you two freee good ones if you wish...

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>40567059
>> [JADE MYSTERY BOX]
>> [ONYX MYSTERY BOX]
>> [RUBY MYSTERY BOX]
>> [ OPAL MYSTERY BOX]
>> [SAPPHIRE MYSTEROUS BOX]
>> [TUNGSTEN MYSTERY BOX]
>> [URANIUM MYSTEROUS BOX]
>> [ GOLD MYSTERIOUS BOX]
>> [SURPRISE BOX]

Why isn't anyone asking questions?

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>40567280
Another roll?

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>40567384
>>40567464
What was the result of giving Lucifer the Red Baton?

Would it be better to exile myself to heucu Mundo or try to keep my position as a captain?

>>40567384
I wish it.

So--
Just to make this clear for you guys, since we are in the last act of book three: Ywach reaps nines from 9-49 which are his nachos. Granted he is starting at a different level than you. Which I am rolling for.

Nyarly reaps under twenty, and can reap ywach's stuff too.

Also I have to roll for the surprise box. You want me to roll like my normal critfail self.

You can also buy Ywach and Nyarly's charcter sheets by unlocking the "Know your enemy" mystery box on your char sheet.

Also writing this huge cluster fuck.

Rolled 21, 65, 95 = 181 (3d100)

>>40567526
forgot my rolls two for ywach and the last for your box

>>40567571
>95 for us
Keikaku Doori

>>40567571
Taman, how did the heroin addict also steal our luck?

>>40567526
I'm going to be brutally honest with you Taman. You can hardly keep up with our own character sheet, let alone the sheets we're unlocked so far (Gin's, Yourichi;s, ect).

You know the saying, don't bite off more than you can chew? If we unlock these I'm pretty sure we'll just burry you in charascter sheets you will

A. Never get done because of time/ family/ work comitments.

B. Don't have alot of time to work on because your writing device keeps getting taken away.

Now don't get me wrong man, I want to see them all, I enjoy reading this quest and the system you set up for it, I just don't want you to burn out doing this stuff.

>>40567666
I agree, even though I love the sheets. Personally, Aizen and Gin is more than enough to satisfy that.

>>40567614
one of the mysteryboxes on aizen's sheets allows you to re-arrange rolls. It's quite broken really. Also the 95 isn't horrible, only the low and over a 90 where the ones that were interesting.

>>40567666
We are fine satan trips bro. Unless you guys wish for less character sheets.

SURPRISE BOX
You saunter up to yourself. "How do I know you are not me and the version of myself from the mirror universe that may or may not be some sort of cavalier ass. This is not one of my questions, I need proof it is truly me from the future." You say.

"You have been married to a transcendent vasto lorde for over ten years and you still haven't quite understood how much you mean to her or her to you yet. But you will." He says in a tone that worries you "Also we have a grandfather. The mirror version of us watched him die a truly gruesome death. Well that and you can also tell it's me by--" he pulls out Jikan Kiba from his sleeve.
Q1.
"Any leads on the traitor in our midst?

"I remained with Kaname, the Commander General and Captain Unohana as a captain for 100 years. What we know now is he was and still is a seated officer before you were a captain, and his zanpakto's power is to negate other zanpaktos within visual range of his as he unsheathes it. Or some other power similar to that because they remain unaffected by yours. Also he may be the unspeakable's avatar in the gotei."

So, off topic, but are we going to try and make Rangiku in a bad ass character was well?

That seems like something to do. They're like what? A pair anyway.

>>40567921
I expect Captain Class Rangiku

>>40567850
I'm fine with character sheets as long as you keep Aizen's up to date

>>40567921
>They're like what? A pair anyway.

Quite a large pair, at that.

I mean, fuck, they have to contain anti-grav implants. Only explanation.

Oh, you meant Gin and Her.

Well.

>>40567994
>>40567921

~100 years later~

"Gin, my boy, we're gonna teach you how to tap that."

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>40568052
Topkek

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>>40567850
I just want to make sure you know what you're getting into. In the future when we have 10+ char sheets we can look over I want you to remember I warned you about this.

That said, what character sheets you decide to let us look at (via buying them) will always be up to you, along with the expectation that you'll consistently keep them up to date, expecially when you're running the quest or we're in a combat situation so that we're informed of our social and tactical options.

May Kubo guide your writing Taman

Amen.

>>40567850
Gem boxes all opened!
This is the combined result of all of them together...

You sit down besides yourself. "How do the kids turn out?" You ask. He looks at you and smiles. "You have two of your own, but Gin an Rangiku both are doing extremely well. Gin becomes a captain as does rangiku. Gin Surprises you constantly with how skilled he is. I am also fairly certain- but not postive- that him and Rangiku have built a bordello of some sorts in a weird side dimension that serves both shinigami and hollow. Either that or Gin and Rangiku are into some stuff that I don't want to talk about." He says in a weird voice.

"Why in the hell would they do that? Not a question for the list by the way just confused about it." "I think our eugenics program. Either that or they picked it up after Gin takes a complete atlas of the multiverses from the library of alexandria and rangiku picked up a dimensional door. Those two kids were always getting into trouble..." He says chuckling.

Q2
"So other than our strange parenting methods, what else happens in your timeline I should worry about?"

"Do not neglect the growth or possibilty for ascension of any of your espada. Also watch out for the one that Lucifer talked to you about. It tries once to have your baby to create some bizarre demiurge thing. That and they try to kill you repeatedly, I can sense it's reiatsu, around here actually."

>>40568077

Man, I just want to be able to do crazy shit like play as different characters.

ImprovAizen: Captain Matsumoto edition. You a bad enough bitch to keep this ice kid in line and stuff like that.

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>>40567850
Awwww, I got here too late. I wanted to ask about Nyarly. It's the one trying to fuck up our keikaku and kill us simultaneously, rather than just killing us, after all.

>>40568073
Apparently, he is a natural.

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>>40567717
mfw I realize that the one that had protocols never to refer to by name was never The Monk.

>>40568073

Dat crit tho

>>40568091

>>have our baby
Do not put dick in insanity

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>>40568091
Future us comes from a timeline where we seduced Nyarly? Fuck yeah! Based future-us.

>>40568091
>. It tries once to have your baby

Oh, oh my sides.

>im-fucking-plying we need any more women than AIntza and Yoruichi

And Unohana, but saying no to her might get us killed, so we don't have much of a choice, there.

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>>40568096
I spoke too soon, it seems.

>>40568165
That's literally the opposite of what was said. The Anathema came onto us, in order to create a crime against reality.

Also, calling it Anthema now since fuck Ny at the beginning of any word.

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>>40568209
Why not just call it the Crawling Chaos?

Besides which, how do you know it didn't decide to try to have our baby to create a weird demiurge thing AFTER we seduced it? Huh, wise guy?

>>40568245
Because it wouldn't succumb to physical pleasures or emotions. Unless it wanted to pretend it did.

>>40568245
>>40568209
To be fair, our Aizen does flirt with EVERYTHING.

So it's within the realm of possibility that Nyar-Nyar goes full uber-yandere and tries to kill us out of love after we shoot it down.

Q3
"Do not lie down with crazies, got it. Alright- should I go to Hueco Mundo or stay a captain? I stand here at a crossroads." You ask yourself. He shrugs. "Aintza would tell you to move to Hueco Mundo. It also has tons of advantages besides grooming the pefect replacement for you and the ultimate spy network. However, you are the only one who can find out who created the shadow council, who set this intrigue in motion, and why. Personally I feel that it is because if the world is destabilized by Ywach ascending the godhead it would open a window for eldrich gods to come into this universe where they set up shop. The universe they are in can disappear if one diety awakes... which reminds me- and this is really important."

Aizen says looking at you "Have Aintza teach you to sing. Human's learned to sing before they spoke, and there is some power there." He says in a tone of regret.
Q5
"The baton. I gave it to lucifer. What is the significance of that?" You ask.

"You gave someone a second chance. You also balanced a scale and stabilized something a bit more, and restarted a fire." He says. "Have to be cryptic with that answer. Sorry about that." He then looks at something you haven't seen on Jikan Kiba before- an hourglass. "You have one more question before I go."

>> Write in and roll
>> let taman choose one

>>40568290
>"760 brew it, spigot." While handing him some tea.

I'm not drunk right now, why do you ask?

>>40568290
q4 not q5. Also more boxes pop up after this choice.

>>40568290
>let taman choose one
Singing huh? We gonna learn the Thuum?

I love TES.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>40568290
>write in
Any suggestions for some good, succinct, three-word wishes?

>>40568355
Now THATS a good question

>>40568290
>>40568355

Looks like Based anon delivers with a crit

>>40568355
>>40568368
>>40568378
>tfw Taman needs to come up with some OP 3 word wishes on the spot

Fuck, that's cruel.

>>40568462
This is Improvaizen after all.

>>40568462
This is max difficulty/kubo. Not just for us, but for Taman's creativity.

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>>40568462
It's been waiting in the wings and we've discussed it a few times before. I'm sure he has at least some vague ideas in mind. Although I do feel a little bad if you're right.

CRIT
"Got any ideas for a three word wish?" You ask. He smiles. "I was hoping you would ask that! praesidium maligned deities! That should make things a lot easier for you. I almost wished for that, but I forgot Aintza allows for multilingual wishes." He says smiling. "Now I have to get out of here. You take care of yourself. Also take a large group to the library tonight." He says flash stepping out.

You then realize something. The younger judge. Their reiatsu was alien to you.

>> Seek them out
>> continue with list plans.

>>40568584
>Seek them out
Nyarly, here we come!

>>40568584
So, the next time we see Aintza, we wish for that.

Continue with our list plans. I don't want to tussle with the Mussel yet.

>>40568462
>>40568478
>>40568488
You guys critted, so you got a damn good wish suggestion.

>>40568584
> continue with list plans.

I'd go use this wish now if we all agree on it, no point in waiting.

>>40568584
What's that mean?

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>>40568584
What list plans? Either way, make sure Jikan Kiba's subtly unsheathed so we have potentially have enough time to go back and continue with list plans later and then
>SEEK
>THEM
>OUT

>>40568546
>canon Aizen likes the unexpected and would probably fuck a weird demiurge into Nyarlathotep just to see what would happen and whether he himself would be able to keikaku around it

>>40568661
Latin for protection from. Think outside the english language. box

>>40568661
Protection from the negative effects of deities essentially. It makes us...a huge threat actually. But one that is hard to deal with.

Taman, what's our Nacho count? How close to the 1double O are we?

>>40568726
Within this thread you can gain it.

>>40568759
...
...
Taman, you are a beautiful hypeman.

we are at a tie.
1 for list
2 for seek someone out.

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>>40568811
>2
You're instructing us to vote, yeah? Just want to make sure.

>>40568811
I see two for list.
>>40568660
>>40568634

>>40568811
>2
We should go to Aintza for that wish then seek out the weird judge.

>>40568811
>>40568831
Oh...I vote for list

>>40568830
yep vote time.
Seeking out the outsider will take up the time alloted for list.

>>40568811
>2

>>40568834
>>40568811
Would it be possible to get her to grant that wish using time travel?

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>>40568947
I believe the implication might be that the thing in question could be gone once we finish doing that.

Tied again. Going to wait a few more minutes.

>>40568811
ack, didn't have thread on autorefresh!
1

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>>40569046
Is it tied? I thought this anon >>40568831 was just confused. Unless you weren't counting this guy >>40568834 because the action he suggested is invalid. Or maybe Nyarly is voting option 1.

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>>40569132
>Or maybe Nyarly is voting option 1.

>tfw you forgot Nyarly can read, and vote, in the threads

>[Shadowruns MAXIMIZE]

>>40569169
>>40569132

That's why it's tied. How perspective of you guys.

QUICK EVERYONE CHANGE YOUR VOTE TOO TWO!

>>40569192
perceptive. Pardon auto correct.

>>40569202
I already voted 2 anon.

>>40569216
>>40569192
NO! It's you, Nyarly!

You are trying to deceive us! What have you done to Taman?!

FUCK!

FFFUUUUCK!

I'm getting my tinfoil hat, u lil shit.

Deleting old vote here, Voting 2>>40568961

>>40569228
I will make a Nyarly trip to vote for him for now on. Thankfully Nyarly can only vote twice per thread.

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>>40569192
>>40569216
Just call me Sherlock Aizen!

>>40569202
>implying this isn't what Nyarly wants you to think
Although really it probably is trying to get us to choose option 1 so that it can move freely and fuck around some more. Otherwise it would have chose option 2 to begin with.

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>>40569267
Would have chosen, I should say.

>>40569265
Nah, don't do that, it defeats the purpose of him trying to wrench our keikaku.

One person will notice, then everyone will.

Kills the fear.

>>40569299
Agreed.

>>40569299
I'd rather he have a trip tbh

>>40569299
>>40569308
>Implying your not Narly
I know what you're up to!

>>40569299
Nice try, NYARLY!

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>40569299
very well.

Rolling for Nyarly to 'hide'. Beat the roll

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>40569344

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>40569344

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>40569344
Rollin'.
I'm onto you, you cute little cosmic horrorshow, you.

>>40569355
That's right! I GOT THE FORK BITCH!

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>>40569355
Ha!

>>40569362
Nooooooo! Not muh XP!

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>>40569374
muh SAN

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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>40569344
The stars are right

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>40569362
Rolling to reap for nyarly.
>>40569355
Critical success. Writing.

>>40569420
>Rolling to reap for nyarly.
?

>>40569429
Nyarly can roll to gain xp from your fails.

>>40569420
>>40569450
orz.

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>>40569429
see
>>40567526

>tfw Taman has doomed the quest to people rolling like cowards half the time to avoid feeding the bads

>I got an 80 in the first three, guys!

>EVERYONE STOP ROLLAN!

>>40569710
What? It's already a crit, there's no point in rolling anything less than a 100 now.

CRIT CHAIN ACTIVATED
CURRENT NACHO COUNT 8
CURRENT MATE COUNT 8

You focus on the alien and otherworldy reiatsu. It moves- strangely. It is as if it has no pattern and no real direction or destination. You track it in such a way soi fon would be impressed.

You keep a safe distance and track it to the outskirts of the rukongai. You find the being who looks exactly like the young judge from earlier change appearances to an attractive female. Who is sitting/standing/something with one leg crossed over a slightly bent leg with a tray and some... Oh my word. Tea. That's cold. With Ice Cubes in it. And it's drinking it.

Ew.

"Hi there! Want some sweet tea? It's from the future!"

"It looks unhealthy."

"I don't have a digestive system!"

"O-kay"

"Your perception of reality is highly altered by a construct you consider reality but in fact is only a fraction!"

"Are you just trying to mess with me?"

"In the future we say fuck with people! I can also exist at multiple times at once!"

"You are fairly chipper- what are you doing here?"

"Maybe you if you hang around here too long! Am I making sense yet?"

"Not really. I assume you are not of this universe or reality. You clearly must be attempting to alter my state of being. I do not think that will work. I do however know how these things work. I am going to ask you to leave."

"Oh? Then what's my name and what's your plan?

And the being looks less cute and more attractive. Additionally standing up now. "So the cute act doesn't work on you.." The being says moving in a strange way standing up and doing an elaborate trick with a zanpakto- that feels strange.

>> rune of banishment now 3d100
>> Nyarlahotep- I demand you leave, you are not welcome here.
>> Activate orb, say above.
>> Bankai.
>> Write in
>> Cosmic attack: Roll 5d100
>>Super Kido: Roll 2d100
>> Who did you steal that zanpakto from?

>>40569789
>Who did you steal that zanpakto from?

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>40569789
>Write-in: Seduce the being into not doing anything
Because wherever Aizen goes he must also charm.

Burn one nacho to activate Charm School and use a banked 100 for the corresponding roll. Charm School is auto-100 + (a roll) + Charm Bonus, right?

The roll I'm making here would be for a potential tie-breaker, just in case.

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>>40569832
Or hell, that's good enough, scratch the part about going to the bank.

>>40569832
Mother fucker, Seconding deleting my old vote

>>40569832
...
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
WELCOME TO IMPROVAIZEN.
WHERE WE SUCCESSFULLY SEDUCE THE ELDRICH DEITY ON OUR FIRST ROLL BUT STRUGGLE ON ALMOST EVERYTHING ELSE FOR THE PAST FEW THREADS.

>>40569875
What can we say, Everyone loves Aizen

>>40569832
fuck it, do this.

Rolled 68, 29, 55, 12 = 164 (4d100)

If enough people vote the seduce is a real option. I also have to look at shit on the story chain now, because all rails and paths have just been table flipped.

Also I have to counter roll for nyarly. And do a few other rolls.

>>40569832
fuck yeah support, getting back to the basics with charming everyone.

Let's actually use our charm school and burn a nacho, it's not like we don't get a bunch more from this crit.

>>40569925
I'm so sorry Taman

It's not like you have to throw everything away though. Future Aizen did say Narly tried to have a kid by us, I figured this was in your plans....

>>40569925
HAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHHAHA!
NYARKO CHAN GET!

>>40569938
Oh yeah burn a nacho, Hell burn a maize aswell!

>>40569966
just not in the same thread as he tells you.

>>40570004
This what we want?

>>40570032
Yes, Also most up to date char sheet?

>>40570032
>>40570004
yup

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>>40570032
yeah, let's do it
Image semi-related

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>>40569832
>>40569851
P.S.:
>mfw I, who made this roll, am also the same guy from the previous thread who kept talking about seducing Nyarlathotep

This will be my last contribution to the thread for tonight, though, seeing as it's 2AM here. Goodnight, fellow Aizens, and good luck with the Crawling Chaos!

>>40570032
I don't even remember what the hell maize does (do we even really have that?), but sure, burn at least the nacho - though my support is already spoken for in the original roll-post.

>>40570079
Is this grey or silver hair?

>>40570144
bit of both, I expect https://yande.re/post/show/322178 source.

>>40570169
Checked wiki, It's silver

>>40570079
>mfw this is real
>mffw they actually made a Lovecraft anime, but without any horror and set it in a typical anime school
>All of my why
>They even talk about how there're cosmic horrors in the first episode.
>wtf

>>40570191
Enjoy
http://www.animeplus.tv/haiyoru-nyaruko-san-episode-1-online

>>40570191
It's actually quite good adaptation from what I heard

100+10+10 [20+20] +10 =170 CRITZILLA ACTIVATED

NACHO COUNT DOUBLED = 16
KUBO POINTS GAINED = 6

You are Sosuke Aizen.
And you remember something you remember a wiseman once said.
This Eldrich Diety has got needs just like you and revealed it's weakness with what it asked to do.
So in the face of what others fear.
You unleash your most powerful weapon
You smile, and they falter. Their weapons slump as they smile back "I understand that you want to do- but I think that you causing all this chaos to get so much attention from little old me is needless." You say smiling. "Hi. I am Sosuke Aizen. Captain of Squad Twelve. Leader of Hueco Mundo. And one who holds the orb of IAM" You say- a weight to your voice causing her to tremble nervously.

"I have the orb of Azatoth. I wanted to talk to you about this mostly first You see. Not everyone can obtain a divine shard." She says. Playing with her hair.

You are Sosuke Aizen.
And you are that good.

You have Nyarlahotep at non hostile temporarily. You can ask her a few questions, and if you word them right keepher like this a bit longer. Keep rolling high, and who knows what could happen.

>> Roll to continue or enhance seduction
>> Write in your questions.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>40570299
>> Roll to continue or enhance seduction

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>40570299
>>> Roll to continue or enhance seduction

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>40570299
>> Roll to continue or enhance seduction
Use triumvirate

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>40570299
>Roll to continue or enhance seduction
> Write in your questions.
Huh I guess orbs are a theme or something.
What would you like to talk about Nyarly? But how about we go to this nice ramen shop, they've got the best noodles around.

>>40570362
forgot to put in, let's use charm school again and triumvirate.

>>40570374
Agreed

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>40570299

>>40570374
shit...my poor roll, let's go with this.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>40570299
Learn to roll you fucking retards
>Would you like to fly with me to the moon?
At worst we can come back in time for trial
He will remember it anyway

>>40570404
>Learn to roll
>11
Right, about that.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>40570299
the ywach dubs summon critzilla. If we crit into it we can get a free box!

"Why are the shards important?"

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>40570404
says the guy with the lowest roll

>>40569987
Reminder.

Fucking Nyarly will result in some fucking ungodly monstrosity that will probably give a damn fine effort into killing us, or fucking ruining EVERYTHING FOREVER

So for the love of all that is holy, don't waifu the thing that should not be.

>>40570419
Nice.

>>40570431
We will just fuck it too

>>40570448
Have you seen that movie "Teeth" or whatever?

$20 says it has a feature like the girl in that film.

>>40570469
Then we will make new hole and use it instead

Rolled 31, 78 = 109 (2d100)

>>40570419
>
And thus critzilla was slain with a crit. You may pick a box and open it from the char sheet- which hasn't changed since last time box wise.
>>40570431
You could be correct. But that hasn't stopped Aizen before.
>>40570404
>>40570353
rolling to reap for nyarly

>>40570475
It's a weird hybrid shape shifting amorphous weird. weird thing.

It'll make more.

It's not a good idea, just stop.

>>40570501
Then we will shapeshift our arm into giant steel dick coated with runes

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>>40570488
>You could be correct. But that hasn't stopped Aizen before.

I'll fight you, and everyone else.

Beware of my wildly out of shape body.

We'll throw down.

The fuck do I have to be the voice of reason? I'm literally autistic, and probably have some mild psychosis, and I still think fucking Nyarly is a bad idea.

>>40570520
When has sense ever stopped us, THIS IS IMPROVAIZEN DAMNIT!

>>40570431
Sorry Anon, we gonna make Shub-Niggurath proud tonight.

>>40570488
this is on Aizen's sheet?

>>40570520
I like your plan. It's a good idea. After all I read a lot of stephen king.
>>40570538
It's not it's on my list of crit shit. I can post it if you guys need.

>>40570554
please post it.

>>40570532
For fucks' sake /tg/.

This is going to kill us.

In some roundabout way, this is the action that spells our Aizen's downfall.

I also see Best Cat and Best Genie being a little miffed that we are banging something that really should not be here.

>>40570554
>I like your plan. It's a good idea. After all I read a lot of stephen king.

u cheeky lil shit.

>>40570554
So we get one free box?
Is {???} 1 {????} point unlocked?

>>40570554
Sheet please?

http://pastebin.com/cr1J2tU3 Crit sheet sheet.

We are going to pause for tonight since I am getting tired. And you guys want to work on sheets. So give me some time.

>>40570752
Thanks Taman, Was falling asleep myself, Hopefully see you tomorrow!

>>40570752
Night, Taman!

>>40570752
Well I think that's the first time I've seen the Crit sheet.

Still don't know what you mean by boxes on our sheet? Do you mean we get a free skill? Somthing else? Reguardless have a good nights sleep.

>>40570845
Yes. One free skill.

>>40570871
that's easy then, the 100 Nacho skill under Cosmic Techniques, it's value is 5000xp.

>>40570943
What about this one instead?
>{???} 1 {????} point

>>40570960
that's likely from currency we havn't discovered yet, like with matte tea.

for all we know that could be really easy or hard to get, for now I'd like to bet on a sure thing and say this cosmic technique will benifit us more than that will.

>>40570960
also I think it's 300xp to unlock an unknown currency (which is most likely for that skill), so if you want to go for that, vote to unlock it with xp later.

>>40570960
you already have u wot matte. There is only one more currency, and isn't available until next book..

you are about to get that 100 nacho technique- there are harder ones to get that have more difficult requirements.

>>40571061
So would
>[???] 10 xp 10 nachos 10 kubo points 1 luck point, the still beating heart of a quincy and also nets 100 suspicion point
Still give suspicion points if we unlock it now?

>>40571112
hogeyowarts fixes it though.

>>40566195
>Improvaizen Chapter XXIIX:
Your numbers are wrong! WRONG!

>>40571817
they're bleach-style.

>>40570488
I think we should level Ascendance by one if that's possible, since that costs 100 Mate, raises all of our stats by 20, and opens two more mystery boxes.

>>40572611
I don't know if we can level skills with this free box.

Other high values boxes available:
Aizen's Sheet:
[???] 20 Kubo Boxes
[???] 20 Kubo Points
[?⌐_⌐?] 20 build points, 15 luck points sacrifice 2 mystery boxes and 1xp(If only due to the scarcity of luck points)

Gin's Sheet:
[???] Can only be unlocked by choosing the Child Services Box(I don't know if it is possible to cheat the system by not picking the Child Services box, but unlocking this one using Critzilla slaying)

[???] 100 kubo points(This one seems insane. Considering that Kubo points come in slowly, this may be the best choice.)

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>40570299
>>Enhance seduction

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>40570299
>Roll to continue or enhance seduction: Use Charm School and Triumvirate
If I hadn't been sleeping, I'd have reminded you all to do this in the first place. I mean, we're making what could be our greatest enemy friendly, or at least keeping it non-hostile.

>questions
Seconding >>40570362 this anon.

>>40575087
Alternatively, it may be good to take other boxes with high penalties, if we can use this circumstance to skip on those costs. Personally, I vote for taking [???æyy lmao!!!], but for example:
[???æyy lmao!!!] -1 to all stats -1 to all skills and abilities, 20 xp, 10 nachos, 1 kubo point

[!¿?!] Blood transfusion from a Quincy, 10 Kubo Points, Blood from Aintza, 30 Mate, 30 Nachos, 100xp & 50 suspicion points

>>40575514
So...nice dubs.
Also,add two more crits to the crit pile.

We could also get the cosmic technique that requires a Quincy heart without taking suspicion, correct?

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>>40575514
Fucking... changing my vote here from Charm School + Triumvirate to just Charm School + my roll, if that was still within the range where rolls can be accepted. Or would my roll provide a higher result? I didn't get confirmation on whether my understanding of Charm School was correct.

It's like the Dice Gods themselves want us to seduce Nyarly, though. By the way, 97 guy here.

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>>40575564
Well, depends on what Taman says, but we might be able to get that one normally later on, considering the Quincy are split into five factions at the moment. All we'd need to worry about would be the suspicion points, but those can also be dealt with when we cross that bridge.

Taking the ayy lamo box under normal circumstances, by contrast, causes us to de-level skills and abilities, possibly resulting in us losing abilities that are currently at level 1, etc. In either case, ayy lamo box's cost is the highest by far, so we should get it while we can.

I can't wait for this to start up again today.

>>40575938
>taking ayy takes away our transcendence at level 0

I'd laugh.

>>40575938
Opening the box through critzilla redacts all cost including the negative side effects

>>40576618
Then I'd like to get

[???] 10 xp 10 nachos 10 kubo points 1 luck point, the still beating heart of a quincy and also nets 100 suspicion point

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>>40576618
Good to know, thank you! If we're voting on which box to take or something, I'm in favor of the ayy lamo box.

Already noted my support for that above, though (just to be sure I'm not being double-counted or whatever).

>>40576618
I vote for 100 suspicion one or the one that costs skills

>>40576618
That 100 suspicion one sounds cool.

>>40576618
So if we hit the 200+ ultimate over-maximum-crit, does that mean we'd be able to open multiple boxes for free?

>>40577088
We open boxes by Critting a Critzilla. But I dunno how Xritzilla actually works.


Also, T-shud, what's our Crit Chain at?

Reminder that the total cost of the taking the Ayy Lamo Box later will only continue to increase over time as we gain more skills and abilities.

>>40577237
Whatever
Quincy shit sucks anyway
Voting for that alien box

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>>40577237
Whoops, I fucked up my shoop. There, fixed.

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>>40577318
You are so shit t cleaning up that I am better than you in this

I mostly want the Quincy box since appearantly Cosmic Techniques synergize with our Ascendance.

>tfw the seducing is borderline lolrandumb at this point

Well, shit.

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>>40577488
But I left that in on purpose. Otherwise it's a little harder to tell that she's supposed to be emerging through the fourth wall. Besides, if you leave the circle in, it's easier to shoop out later in order to add a background that fits the circumstance.

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>>40577537
k

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>>40577532
What exactly is randumb about this? We discussed it and its possible negative consequences all throughout the end of last thread and the beginning of this one. Seducing the cosmic horror into not wanting to kill us is still a much better plan than trying to fight it or leaving it to its own devices.

Consider that Nyarly can vote twice per thread and do all kinds of other crazy meta stuff to us if it wants to. Would you rather have that force against us or in our favor?

Oh, getting Quincy blood would make our children Ichigo tier level bullshit.

>>40577687
Considering who the parents are, the kids are already going to be some serious level of world breaking.

>>40577612
You're implying it is at all possible to actually seduce something that is for all intents and purposes unknowable.

While I agree it would be better to have it on our side, I do not think it is possible to get it on our side.

Nyarly is here entirely for its own reasons, even if we manage to make it not directly hostile to us, it will not act in our interest, and the things it is here for could be incredibly negative for us.

The safer bet is to destroy or otherwise contain it, which is likewise probably also virtually impossible.

I'm not going to argue, and I'm also not going to fight the decision of other anon's, I'm not that petty. But this focus on seduction just irks me a bit, is all.

>>40577780
Considering that line of thought, just consider seduction as diplomacy by other means.

Buttering up your opposite will count in your favour when battling with words and wills.

>>40577875
Fair enough, but putting shit in a candy wrapper doesn't make it chocolate.

I fear people may take this seduction thing too far.

Next they're try to get Yhwach all hot under the collar, even though he needs to die. Because fuck him. (Canon spoilers in case you haven't read it yet, which though seems unlikely, is possible) He killed the Old Man.

>>40577935
Yhwach dies by our hand.

>>40577935
Look man, I think you're injecting too much of your outside understanding of Lovecraft material, much of which may or may not be applicable, into the circumstances of Improvaizen-verse. What we know is that Nyarly is:
1) It has a shard of Azathoth's omnipotence
2) It tried to have a baby by us and also tried to kill us many times in an alternate timeline
3) It's indirectly tried to kill us before and tried to throw wrenches into our plans
4) It isn't fully bound by the rules of the reality within which Aizen resides
5) Future us thinks that Nyarlathotep is trying to fuck us up because us stopping Ywach from ascending would negate the possibility of her people migrating out of their home universe, which is at risk of collapse

That's literally all. Ywach is something we'll have to kill for sure, since all he really wants is to become God and rule over everything with an iron fist because he thinks he ought to.

>>40578129
It does sound though that finding a way to stabilize their home verse would totally negate the need for her to mess with us.

>>40578129
In any case, allowing something like Nyarly to do as it pleases will more than likely not end well for whatever universe it is interacting with.

Let's say Nyarly simply wants to save its people from being trapped or destroyed, what would a bunch of things from a different reality do in ours?

What if they are similarly not bound to the laws of our reality?

The fact that Nyarly has shown us hostility, even if indirectly, is clue enough that we shouldn't trust it.

Had it approached us directly, or had simply tried to nudge us into NOT ruining its plans, rather than just trying to force its plans to come to fruition, I may not be as opposed to letting Nyarly exist in our universe.

Taking everything else out, let's say it is just some wicked powerful being, anything it wants to do will not necessarily be in our interest, or the interest of any other living thing.

I'd rather not risk something so powerful doing as it pleases because it may cause irreparable damage and harm to everything as we know it.

And allowing a threat like that to persist with no guarantee that it won't fuck everything up, and without certainty that we can stop it if it comes to that is foolish.

Unhealthy paranoia, but someone has to have it, right?

>>40578413
Then how would you ever hope to fight one of these beings at our current tier?

>>40578413
Obtaining the answers to those and other questions should be a lot easier to do through seduction and talking than through hostility and violence.

It's good to have someone be devil's advocate and second-guess us in a way that doesn't create some kind of quest-destroying schism, though, so thank you for that.

>>40578482
We can't.

But we can delay them for long enough to get stronger.

And with that nifty wish we can cash in later, we can be far more capable of dealing with them than should be possible.

I'm not against stalling, and I can see that we are doing that, but I feel there are some people who don't properly see the risks that this situation entails, they see it as hilarious "muh Nyarlyfu" or at the very least they are massively overconfident in Aizen.

I want people not to see it as "seduction" and instead to see it as posturing, or buying time.

It's like a stepping stone, if everyone doesn't show at least a little fear of the situation, when another time comes up that is similar, they might again overestimate themselves, and the results could be disastrous.

Nyarly isn't really the worst thing, I don't think, dangerous, but not the most dangerous. But whatever bullshit may happen next could be world-shatteringly so.

>>40578529
I'm just grateful no one decided to just bitch me out over the fact that I'm worried.

I'm just waiting for that OC "True God of Keikaku" that Taman undoubtedly has cooking to pop up and disintegrate Aizen with a flick of the wrist, because he planned for it.

Over-exaggerations aside, I feel like real, active threats are coming, and not having to worry about a slow boiler like Nyarly would be nice.

I just hope you guys don't fudge the rolls and end up making it all huffy and do something cruel.

>>40578555
>But we can delay them for long enough to get stronger.
You are making awfully many assumptions here

>>40578672
>tfw every time someone rolls an 80 we grow exponentially in strength

>tfw we roll 80+ all the time

Our Aizen powerbloats like a bad shonen. If we can get something to leave us alone for a few threads, next time it sees us we may be able to shoot laser beams from our eyes that turn into gods who shoot laser beams from their eyes that cause explosions.

Truly, our Aizen is far too stronk.

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>Taman's face when we wish for "Azathoth never awakening"
Although perhaps the power of wishes can't extend outside of the reality Aintza exists in.

>>40578706
Actually, our growth is variably linear against an exponential skill curve.

>>40578776
Aizen's power tends to jump by huge bounds all at once.

And already we outpace quite a few things Taman had in store for us.

As he said, we are -books- ahead in terms of power.

The only reason we are threatened is because gods are coming into play.

Of course, it's difficult for me to scale Aizen, since his exact capabilities aren't actually tested.

We've managed to outmaneuver, and outplay most of our opponents and had very little in the way of drawn out challenges.

The worst was when we went to Hell the first time, and our rolls were too stronk.

inb4 Taman is happy that we are discussing his game civilly.

>>40578939

We're extremely powerful. Can't wait to get that Aintza wish.

>>40579082
I'm sad other quests can't have level-headed discussion.

Those shitstorms in those DBZ quests are real.

Don't we have two wishes left with Aintza? I remember the first was getting rid of our limits, did we have a second?

>>40579104
I think we have recently got a second wish for being awesome.

>>40579104
We have received permission to make our second, we haven't wished yet.

>>40579145
>>40579123
I guess we need to start coming up with our third wish, then.

What's a good language for making a ton of words condensed into smaller bits?

>tfw Russian and English both lack a word for the back of the knee

>>40579188
I think our next wish should be "two more words"

then n"

S A T O R
A R E P O
T E N E T
O P E R A
R O T A S"

>>40579104
>>40579123
>>40579145
Remember that she gave us a congratulatory present that was a piece of paper that we can burn to summon her on the spot for our second wish. Plus, since someone (it was me; you're welcome) rolled well enough, we got a good wish suggestion from Shud via our future self.

>>40579188
Latin and German come to mind.

>>40579253
please explain
though i doubt adding more words is a good idea since its one less than the normal 6 we would get with two 3 word wishes.

>>40579253
My translate fu is failing me.

That sounds like it's totally cool, so I will assume it gives us a second penis, even though we can shapeshift

Bumpin'

Rolled 74 (1d100)

Rolling to summon Taman

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>40582060
It doesn't work unless you roll above an 80.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>40582087
You sure?

>>40582087
or if I have already been summoned. But we will start in a few after I get done with my food.

>>40582307
Taman is risen.

How is our crit chain right now?

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>>40582307

>>40582363
Not Shabby.
>>40578767
Aintza isn't that powerful

>>40583447
>Aintza isn't that powerful

>two wishes

>Aintza gets powerful

>Azathoth never awakens

Boom.

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>>40583447
Yeah, I figured she wasn't.

I just realized the Crawling Chaos would be the perfect spy network.

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>>40583559
Why? Because it can shapeshift and exist in multiple times at once?

>>40583645
That, and deep cover is permanent.

>>40583447
hows "Ywatch is dead." for a wish? Substitute it for whatever enemy faces us next.

>>40583719
>Ywhach STAYS dead

>>40583719
I'd consider that to be massive overkill. Wishes allow us to transcend, and do the impossible.

So now it's time for what questions you have for Nyarlalhotep. Some of you hit the issue on the head, others have not- but I am going to post to twitter that we arre back.

>>40583800
>actually saying it's name

You give it strength, you fool!

Or wait.

Which of them fucks always knew when you said its name? I forget. Whatever.

>>40583827
Oh, that's Hastur. You know, Hastur, the King in Yellow?

So, which box are we opening?

>>40583800
The question concerning the shards seems important.

>>40583874
Oh yeah, Ha - fuck you, I know that trick.

>>40583874
That definitely sound like a Hastur thing. I tell you, Hastur is pretty weird one. Never know what that Hastur will do.

>>40583970
....
Thread invasion imminent.

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>>40583970

>>40583970
I SEE WHAT YOU FUCKING DID THERE.

>>40583970
WAIT!

Nyarly, stop calling your fucking cousin, you piece of shit!

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>>40584155
Nyarly can't post in threads, as far as we know. It can only read and vote in them. Besides, why would you call it a piece of shit? Wow, how rude.

>>40584301
Except voting is posting, you invalidate yourself.

My tinfoil hat is secure. And my hands are steady.

You shan't fool me, foul thing.

whee, I'm here.

>>40584359
Excellent.
So to make things easier on the voting process- would you like me to give you guys some good questions.

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>>40584449
Oh, I didn't realize we were voting on the questions, but sure. Some good questions would be nice.

>>40584353
But it didn't post in the thread to vote back here >>40569046

The only reason we could deduce that it was voting at that point was because we were in a tie in spite of the apparent votes.

>>40584449
Yes, please, I'm horrible at questions.
I'm the guy that asked what Lillynette asked the Oracle on Twitter heheheh.

>>40584482
>But it didn't post in the thread to vote back here

You only get two votes, you wont waste them. There is no stipulation on just shitposting.

I won't be fooled. I refuse. Go back to whatever foul dimension you came from!

>>40584449
Yes, I sorta ran into this situation without thinking.

>>40584553
NYAHAHAHA!

foolish mortal, my plans are so cunningly brilliant that I do not need to do this voting. But go ahead and think that if it makes you feel more comfortable.

>>40584614
>inb4 you critfail your keikaku

Yeah sure, bitch. Don't ask me for help once you prove your incompetence.

>>40584449
Sure, give us da questions boss

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>>40584610
Who are you? You're not me!

>>40584730
I'm me! Who do you think I am?

>>40584765
Who the hell do you think I am?

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>>40584786

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>>40584786
>>40584802
>IAM

>> what is so important aboutthe shards
>> what is the place you are from like?
>> What would you wish for if you had one wish?
>> what brings you to this universe
>> Just who do you think I am?

>>40584925
And we can only choose one, correct? Or can we roll confidence?

>>40584966
you can always roll for confidence unless I state otherwise.

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>>40584925
Is there any question?

>> Just who do you think I am?

Burst of power so we can pic related.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>40584925
>>> what is so important aboutthe shards
>> what is the place you are from like?
>> What would you wish for if you had one wish?
>> what brings you to this universe
>> Just who do you think I am?

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>40584925
>>> what is so important aboutthe shards
>>> what is the place you are from like?
>>> What would you wish for if you had one wish?
>>> what brings you to this universe
>>> Just who do you think I am?
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>40584925
>>> what is so important aboutthe shards
>>> what is the place you are from like?
>>> What would you wish for if you had one wish?
>>> what brings you to this universe
>>> Just who the hell do you think I am!?

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>40584925
>>> what is so important aboutthe shards
>>> what is the place you are from like?
>>> What would you wish for if you had one wish?
>>> what brings you to this universe
>>> Just who do you think I am?

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>40585013
Seconding

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>40584925
> what is so important aboutthe shards
> what is the place you are from like?
> What would you wish for if you had one wish?
> what brings you to this universe
> Just who do you think I am?

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>>40585035
...I should probably stop rolling...

>>40585000
The best question.

>"So how does that make you feel?"

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>40585013
Is this the end of the crit chain?