>>40514515

“Maybe for the bigger ones,” Rowan answers. “But we’ll get an SUV. A really big SUV.”

While Vikrama and Ro discuss the details of their SUV fantasies, you examine Moriah a bit more carefully. You wonder what kind of trouble she’s been getting into, given how much power she’s expended. You know the kinds of things she could do with that power, and with that in mind, if she got into a fight or a wizard’s duel or something, it probably means that some poor shmuck out there is very dead.

Knowing Moriah, you also know that she doesn’t want to talk about it now. But that doesn’t mean you have to ignore it.

While Vik and Ro are talking, you get Moriah’s attention and speak to her in Heltic. “You look a little rough around the edges,” you say. “You alright?”

Moriah’s expression remains fixed, though you sense some alarm at your question. “Just tired,” she answers, again in Heltic. “I’m okay.”

“Well. I’m here if you want to talk or whatever,” you say.

“Really. I’m fine,” she says.

You doubt you’ll get more out of her tonight, so you just nod, and return your attention to the car trip plans. It seems you are definitely set to rent an SUV. That’s probably big enough to rig your bike up to the back, so you have no complaints.

“So, mountains, coast, Seattle,” Rowan says, running again through the itinerary. “I always wanted to drive the Yucatan Highway – we could keep going north all the way up to Anchorage.”

>>40514522

“Sierra’s looking for landwells,” says Vikrama, “and who knows how many wells Roger has up there. I say we turn east and head down Yellowstone.”

“I thought you said national parks are landmaster deathtraps,” you say, giving her a critical look.

“I was just throwing out ideas. I don’t know anything, remember?” says Vik. “Maybe there are so many landwells there that nobody’s claimed all of them. And meeting landmasters isn’t exactly bad, you said it yourself that Roger and Hugo were pretty chill. Maybe you’ll meet someone who can teach you wisdom.”

“Or,” says Moriah, “we could mind our own business, and stay north.” She points at the map, drawing out an invisible route along the Canadian border. “We could go across Canada and go to Winnipeg.”

You could imagine you doing either of those, you guess. Even though doing Yellowstone might be a little more risky, it’s still a way cool place to go. It’s not like you have to gobble up every landwell you see.

Though, in spite of the mean jokes about Canada all the time, it might be nice to take the scenic route and just enjoy the journey. Probably nobody up there to run into, except if you’re counting the one crazy trapper guy Sattler ran into in that territory. But running into one dude in all of Canada isn’t a likely event.

Either place is a good jump off point to wherever you’re going next afterwards.

But, you know, Rowan's not the only one interested in going up to Alaska. You doubt Roger's territory goes all up the Pacific coast, and Alaska the huge state seems like a likely candidate for a billion landwells.

>Take the northern route, up into the Alaskan wilderness. It's all about the journey.
>Veer down to for the Yellowstone detour. No risk, no reward.
>Go middle-ways between the two. Get in touch with your Canadian side.
>Other (?)

>>40514593
>Go middle-ways between the two. Get in touch with your Canadian side.

>>40514593
>>Go middle-ways between the two. Get in touch with your Canadian side.
Life is about compromise. We don't want to murder people so murder animals or fuckwads that fuk with our shit. Sup Lawn

>>40514593
>Other: Man, I don't care as long as I get to visit Nevada. The state. Yes, that.

>>40514593
>>Take the northern route, up into the Alaskan wilderness. It's all about the journey.

We can drag Roger with us on the roadtrip from his isolationalist hideyhole as we pass him by.

>>40514593
>Take the northern route, up into the Alaskan wilderness. It's all about the journey.

>>40514593
>Veer down to the Yellowstone detour. No risk, no reward.

>>40514593
>Go middle-ways between the two. Get in touch with your Canadian side.

Roger was the Canadian Landmaster guy who maybe has a dragon friend and is also a skinchanger?

>I can catch it
Yessssssssssssss

>>40514788
Yes, yes and unconfirmed.

>>40514788
Canadian Landmaster, yes. Skinwalker, maybe.

>>40514593
>Take the northern route, up into the Alaskan wilderness. It's all about the journey.
Tfw you are stuck behind a couple of somalis on a train

>>40514593
>Alaska the huge state seems like a likely candidate for a billion landwells.

I guess Hawaii would be.

>>40514593
>>Veer down to for the Yellowstone detour. No risk, no reward.

You want this roadtrip to be fun and adventurous, not frought with peril, so you decide maybe not Yellowstone. Because you want to come back from this thing with wings. So, while going cool places is important, you have to balance that with landwells, because landwells have coolness factors as well.

As for going to Alaska, that’s kind of a dead end. That’d be the whole trip, up and down the Pacific Coast. Unless you wanted to drive across Canadian tundra, which you don’t. But just driving a little bit across Canada, or at least the populated parts, is more okay. You don’t know if there’s anything cool to do in Winnipeg, but according to the map, it’s in a good geographic position to launch into your next leg of the journey.

You explain your reasoning to the others.

“I guess we could always have another road trip sometime and do the Alaska thing,” says Rowan.

“And Winnipeg is as interesting as anywhere else,” Moriah observes. “It’s not a loss to go there.”

Vikrama looks at the map. “So long as we’re in Canada, we could just stay there,” she says. “We could go on to Toronto. Or even Quebec.”

“I think there’s some symbolism to be had in making it to the East Coast,” Rowan agrees.

“Superior National Forest is right here,” says Moriah, pointing to the edge of the Great Lakes. “Whether we stay north or go south toward Minneapolis, we could stop by and scout for wells.”

“If we do Minneapolis, we can go to Chicago,” says Rowan.

“What’s even in Chicago besides mobsters?” you ask.

>>40515090

“I don’t know, but it’s Chicago, it’s got to have something,” she replies. “Dad has a couple friends there. Maybe we could spend the night or something.”

Vikrama disagrees. “If we stay north and do Quebec, we can go around the lakes and south down to New York.”

“That’s hundreds of miles difference,” Moriah points out. “It’d be faster to go through Toronoto if you wanted to go to New York. And there’s Niagara Falls if we go through Toronto.”

“New York isn’t the end all be all,” Rowan tells Vikrama. “We could meet up at the East Coast in Washington or somewhere else, even, whether it’s Toronto or Chicago we wind up doing.”

Choices, choices.

>I don’t want to be in Canada any longer than necessary, and Rowan has a point. Chicago’s got to have something good going on for it.
>Seems like Toronto is more directly in line with the most interesting places to go. And waterfalls. I like waterfalls.
>Quebec’s kind of out there, but as long as we’re being all cultural and whatever, might as well hit up the capitol. I mean. Quebec’s the capitol, right?
>Other (?)

>>40515109
>Seems like Toronto is more directly in line with the most interesting places to go. And waterfalls. I like waterfalls.

>>40515090
>“What’s even in Chicago besides mobsters?” you ask.
A good meat market.

>>40515109
>Seems like Toronto is more directly in line with the most interesting places to go. And waterfalls. I like waterfalls.

>>40515109
We should try to jump up a waterfall.

>>40515109
>>Quebec’s kind of out there, but as long as we’re being all cultural and whatever, might as well hit up the capitol. I mean. Quebec’s the capitol, right?

Good lord, planning a road trip sounds like a massive goddamn chore.

>>40515109
.>Seems like Toronto is more directly in line with the most interesting places to go. And waterfalls. I like waterfalls.

>>40515109
>I don’t want to be in Canada any longer than necessary, and Rowan has a point. Chicago’s got to have something good going on for it.

>>40515109
>I don't want to in Canada any longer than necessary, and Rowan has a good point. Chicago's got to have something good going on for it.

“Seems like Toronto is more directly in line with the most interesting places to go,” you say. “I like waterfalls. And screw Quebec, Canadians are bad enough without adding the French to the mix.”

There is general agreement on this point, from everybody except Ro, Moriah, and Vik.

Anyway, after this point, there doesn’t seem to be much consensus on what to do. You’ll figure out where you’re going when you get there. New York or Washington are probably on the hit list, but no matter how excited you are for incredible journies now, that might change after a week plus on the road.

You tie off your planning sessions for the night, satisfied in what you’ve got so far, and the meeting devolves into successive rounds of chubby bunnies.

---

Today is the final day. The SUV is secured, and through the morning, you and Rowan have secured it with all vital cargo and provisions necessary for life, like chocolate chip cookies and packs of soft drinks, as well as blankets and things like that.

And lots of guns.

But you probably won’t need them. Though Cassandra seemed adamant that you be prepared, just in case you encounter something unpleasant while scrummaging around for landwells.

You and Rowan take a breather from your efforts, sitting on a couple storage boxes in the garage. The air outside the open garage door is hot from the summer sun, but inside the garage, the concrete seems to suck the heat from the air, making a cool den for cool cats. Cool cats like you, for example.

>>40515596

Rowan cracks open a coke and takes a drink, then lets out a sound of utter refreshment. “This is going to be awesome,” she declares.

“No duh,” you say. “The question is how awesome. Like. If we’re talking degrees of awesomeness.”

“I’d guess one of the higher ones,” she says. “I take it higher’s better on the degrees of awesomeness register?”

“Until I come up with a more purposefully BS awesomeness register, then yeah,” you say.

You both sit and admire the full packed trunk of your rented SUV for a moment. The car is huge – huge enough to seat nine. So, five and a half won’t be too bad. If Reeber goes without glamors, he can sit in the back. And with the tinted windows, glamors will be optional. It’s a sweet deal.

“You got any sweet plans for your last day on Earth?” Rowan asks.

You snort. “We’re driving to a national park, not the moon. Or death,” you say.

“I guess you never know until we get there,” she replies.

You snicker. But what are you doing today? You thought packing would take longer, but Rowan was a lot more organized than you were, and had everything figured out before you even started thinking about it.

>Let’s just relax. Today’s just another day. Tomorrow’s when the sweet plans begin.
>Well, I wanted to spend some time with Wolf. Won’t be around here for a while, so.
>Actually, I kind of needed to get some advice from somebody. I got this offer from Lucifer – you know, the Mardusian emissary.
>Other (?)

>>40515624
>Actually, I kind of needed to get some advice from somebody. I got this offer from Lucifer – you know, the Mardusian emissary.

>>40515624
>>Actually, I kind of needed to get some advice from somebody. I got this offer from Lucifer – you know, the Mardusian emissary.

>>40515624
>Other
Tell Harvey that we'll reserve a shot of Landwell Energy for him if he asks out the elfwaifu before we get back.

>>40515624
>>Let’s just relax. Today’s just another day. Tomorrow’s when the sweet plans begin.
>>Well, I wanted to spend some time with Wolf. Won’t be around here for a while, so.
Do sister stuff in the day, YW stuff later in the day, devil yoga to unwind at night

>>40515596
>There is general agreement on this point, from everybody except Ro, Moriah, and Vik.

Cheeky!

>>40515624
>Let’s just relax. Today’s just another day. Tomorrow’s when the sweet plans begin.
>Ask what Ro wants to do.

I'd personally ignore the whole emissary thing completely. Though if they really don't know we're the rising Imperiate, playing an underline might work in our favour in the end.

Shouldn't go alone regardless.

>>40515624
>Well, I wanted to spend some time with Wolf. Won’t be around here for a while, so.

>>40515624
>Actually, I kind of needed to get some advice from somebody. I got this offer from Lucifer – you know, the Mardusian emissary.

>>40515624
>Actually, I kind of needed to get some advice from somebody. I got this offer from Lucifer – you know, the Mardusian emissary.

>>40515624
>Well, I wanted to spend some time with Wolf. Won’t be around here for a while, so.

>>40515624
>>Well, I wanted to spend some time with Wolf. Won’t be around here for a while, so.

>>40515624
>>Let’s just relax. Today’s just another day. Tomorrow’s when the sweet plans begin.

>>40515624
>>Well, I wanted to spend some time with Wolf. Won’t be around here for a while, so.

>>40515669
Supporting this regardless of what else is chosen

>>40515669
That's... good. I like this. Very much. In Favor.

“I just figured we’d hang out, you know, whatever you wanted to do,” you say. “I mean. I kind of wanted to meet up with Wolf later, like, say goodbye and stuff, but we can just do whatever till then.”

Rowan thinks about this, and decides that’s fine. “All right. Whatever I want it is, then.”

“Although,” you add, “I kind of needed to get some advice from somebody. I got this offer from Lucifer – you know, the Mardusian emissary.”

“What kind of offer?” asks Ro.

“I don’t know, really. It was really nebulous. But it might involve some travelling.” You tell her what he told you, including the Verwelken stuff, and how that should probably remain confidential.

She puts on her serious face. “Don’t agree to anything.”

“I know, I haven’t,” you say.

Rowan takes a breath. “I don’t like, usually say this, but ask Ranthix about it and do what he says,” she advises. “He’s good at seeing through demon political crap.”

You laugh. “You’re actually telling me to take Ranthix’s advice?”

>>40516265

“Like I said. Not my usual,” she says. “I know... I know maybe you’ll actually want to start doing the Imperiate thing someday. Mom and dad... they want the best for you, you know? But I don’t know how they really feel about it. But Ranthix really believes in you in that way, so he’s not going to try to shelter you, if it’s really the best move for whatever your grand scheme is.”

> You uh. I didn’t think you were okay with that. I mean. Thanks.
> You’ve actually... like. Really thought this through and stuff.
>I’m seriously unable to believe you’re telling me to listen to Ranthix.
>We’ll see. So what’s it you want to do, then? Complain about our boyfriends or what? But mine’s pretty good, so, not really complaining there.
>Hey, could you be legit with me for a second? Do you think it’s actually a smart idea? I mean. Imperiate’s not really a hereditary thing. It’s not exactly my destiny or whatever.
>You know, but before I met you guys, I don’t think I knew anybody who actually cared about what I did. I mean. I think you care more than I do. It kind of freaks me out.
>Other (?)

>>40516295
> You’ve actually... like. Really thought this through and stuff.
>You know, but before I met you guys, I don’t think I knew anybody who actually cared about what I did. I mean. I think you care more than I do. It kind of freaks me out.
>We’ll see. So what’s it you want to do, then? Complain about our boyfriends or what? But mine’s pretty good, so, not really complaining there.
>He has a snake tongue! SNAKE TONGUE!

>>40516295
>You know, but before I met you guys, I don’t think I knew anybody who actually cared about what I did. I mean. I think you care more than I do. It kind of freaks me out.
>We’ll see. So what’s it you want to do, then? Complain about our boyfriends or what? But mine’s pretty good, so, not really complaining there.

>>40516295
> You uh. I didn’t think you were okay with that. I mean. Thanks.
>You know, but before I met you guys, I don’t think I knew anybody who actually cared about what I did. I mean. I think you care more than I do. It kind of freaks me out.
>...
>I’m seriously unable to believe you’re telling me to listen to Ranthix.

>>40516295
>You know, but before I met you guys, I don’t think I knew anybody who actually cared about what I did. I mean. I think you care more than I do. It kind of freaks me out.
>We’ll see. So what’s it you want to do, then? Complain about our boyfriends or what? But mine’s pretty good, so, not really complaining there.

>>40516295
>You uh. I didn’t think you were okay with that. I mean. Thanks.
>We’ll see. So what’s it you want to do, then? Complain about our boyfriends or what? But mine’s pretty good, so, not really complaining there.
>You know, but before I met you guys, I don’t think I knew anybody who actually cared about what I did. I mean. I think you care more than I do. It kind of freaks me out.

>>40516338
I'll add my vote to this

>>40516295
> You’ve actually... like. Really thought this through and stuff.
>You know, but before I met you guys, I don’t think I knew anybody who actually cared about what I did. I mean. I think you care more than I do. It kind of freaks me out.

>>40516295
>>> You uh. I didn’t think you were okay with that. I mean. Thanks.
>> You’ve actually... like. Really thought this through and stuff.

>>40516295
> You uh. I didn’t think you were okay with that. I mean. Thanks.
>I <3 you.

>>40516742
>I <3 you.
Is that pronounced "I love you", "I heart you" or "I less than three you"?

>>40516825
It's pronounced "I have diabetes now, thanks Anon"

>>40516882
You're welcome.

>>40516295
>I’m seriously unable to believe you’re telling me to listen to Ranthix.

>>40516295
>I’m seriously unable to believe you’re telling me to listen to Ranthix.

Is it time for ANGST?

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>>40517088
NO
STOP

>>40517088
I don't mind some, but let's not dwell on it.

>>40517124
>sierra'scoronation.jpeg

“Wow. You’ve actually... you know, actually thought this through,” you say. “I didn’t even think anybody took the Imperiate thing seriously, really. I mean. Thanks.”

Rowan rolls her eyes. “Of course I take it seriously. She was your mom,” she says. “You can’t just forget where you came from. It’d be wrong.”

Is that why you’re doing this whole thing? Because it’s family or something like that? You’ve never really thought about it before. It sounds plausible, you guess. You do care, of course, but up till now, you’ve just kind of gone with the flow.

But now, you don’t really know what to do with how much Rowan actually cares about what you do with your life, and it makes you feel vaguely uneasy for some reason.

“You know, before I met you guys, I don’t think anybody cared about what I did or who I was or whatever,” you say, trying to put the feeling into words. “I mean. I think you... like. Like you actually care more than I do? I mean it kind of freaks me out.”

You can feel Ro’s shock at your words. “Why on earth would it freak you out?” she asks.

“I don’t know. It’s just... it’s different,” you say. “Nobody else cared before. It was just me.”

Ro smiles slightly and delivers a soft punch to your shoulder. “Well, now it’s us.”

You wave her away. You can’t handle anymore talking about this kind of crap. “So uh. What’s it you want to do, then?” you ask, avoiding the subject. “Complain about our boyfriends or what? Because mine’s pretty good, so, not really complaining there,” you say.

>>40517275

Rowan laughs. “How is your Young Wolf doing, anyway?”

Rooftop makeouts. “He has a snake tongue,” you tell her, keeping your voice low.

“What?”

“Snake tongue!” you almost shout. “Geeze. I mean. Yeah. Hellions got forked tongues.”

“You’re on fire,” says Rowan.

“Hard for the guys to resist,” you agree, pulling at your shirt.

“No really,” she says, pointing out the minute flames that have escaped your attention and that flicker up your shoulders.

You force the lid on your self-ignition. The garage isn't the place for that, especially given the door's up and everything. “Uh. So how’s what’s-his-face?”

Rowan snorts. “Eh. I dumped him,” she says.

>But I thought William was nice. And Texan.
>Called it.
>His fault or your fault?
>Wow. You sound so distraught.
>Do I still have to pretend he wasn’t totally lame?
>Other (?)

>>40517295
>Do I still have to pretend he wasn’t totally lame?
Yup, this sounds like sierra to me.

>>40517295
>But I thought William was nice. And Texan.

>>40517275
>>40517295
>thinking about Wolf's snake tongue gets her so hot she literally spontaneously combusts
Lewd.

>>40517295
>Wow. You sound so distraught.
>Do I still have to pretend that he wasn't totally lame?

>>40517295
>Do I still have to pretend he wasn’t totally lame?
>You got me.

>>40517295
>Called it.
>His fault or his fault?

>>40517347
The lewdest.

>>40517295
> But I thought William was nice. And Texan.

>>40517295
>>Wow. You sound so distraught.
>>Do I still have to pretend he wasn’t totally lame?
Sisterly trash talk about exes go.

>>40517295
>Other: Whaaaaat! So casually too!
>But I thought William was nice. And Texan.

>>40517295
>Wow. You sound so distraught.
>His fault or your fault?

>>40517347
Lewd as hell

>>40517420
Almost as if this desire was hellborn

You dont ask "his fault or your fault". It is ALWAYS his fault by default.

>>40517347
This may not be a fetish quest, but yes, Sierra is a teenager, and is therefore horny as hell and burning with desire.

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>>40517643

>>40517678
Enjoy the show?

>>40517678
Languid is unamused

>>40517643
Is she also getting high on drugs and rock music?

>>40517678
You're welcome.

>>40517785
how do you get high on music?

>>40517811
That there rock music is a drug, I tell you!

>>40517811
Carefully and with lots of hard work and practice.

>>40517785
Sierra is a good girl who only gets high on murder.

>>40517894
You're forgetting Snaketongues. , friend.

>>40517894
>>40517925
You're both forgetting the most important one: blood

>>40517957
we need to find some more of those beetlemen. getting some cravings

>>40517980
I wonder what Wolfy's blood will taste like.

>>40517980
didn't we save some of that blood?

>>40518012
It shall taste like the feeling one gets after slaughtering a thousand soldiers with naught but claw and flame while the ashes of the defeated scatter around you.

So pretty good.

>>40518203
If his blood tastes like that I do not think he could survive sexytimes with Sierra.

You stop for a moment. “Wow. You sound so distraught.”

She shrugs.

“Do I still have to pretend he wasn’t totally lame?” you ask.

“Hey. He was nice,” says Ro.

“And Texan,” you add. “But... boring?”

“Well. I thought a guy being handsome and chivalrous was enough, but...” she trails off, squinting at the loaded SUV. “I kind of do go around punching evil in the face and cleaving monsters asunder with a blessed holy blade of truth.”

“Yeah. Being hot and nice is important,” you say, “but you shouldn’t like, you know, totally outclass them in the cool department.”

“Really?” she says. “By that logic you shouldn’t go out with Wolfgang. He’s way cooler than you are.”

“Hey!”

“Just kidding. You’re way more stylish than him,” she says.

You’re unsure if she’s just saying that to placate you. But since it is what you wanted to hear, you let it slide. “Plus Will was kind of short. Let’s be honest.”

“Sierra, everybody’s short for me,” she says.

“Pfft. I’m sure there’s some jacked angel guy out there who’s like, six foot six and who’d love to enforce magic justice with you, if you know what I mean,” you say, elbowing her in the ribs. “You’ve just got to set your sights... a little... higher.” You can barely get the words out with a straight face.

Ro almost retches at your clever play on words. “You’re the worst. Seriously, just stop.”

You snicker to yourself. “So, what’s the plan, Lady Ro?” you ask. “We got all day.”

“Actually,” says Rowan, “I was thinking about it a little, and you know, with me going down to Stanford, it’d be cool if we had something to do together so it wasn’t just me over there, you over here.”

“Yeah?” you ask. “Like what? Tennis?” You hate tennis.

>>40518244

“Well, I was thinking I play guitar, you’re getting better at guitar. And you have a pretty good voice and I like singing,” she says.

“What? I have a good voice?” you ask incredulously.

“The walls aren’t soundproof and your room’s next to mine,” says Rowan. “Your whole secret jam sessions aren’t really that secret. And everybody sings in the shower, so you don’t need to be embarrassed or anything.”

You make a note to stop making noise whenever you do anything, ever. “Uh. Yeah... what’s this have anything to do with anything?”

“Come on,” says Rowan. “I want to start a band. You up for it?”

“But you’re like, way better than I am,” you say.

“Maybe, but bass parts are a little easier than the guitar parts for a lot of songs,” she replies. “And I’ll help you. It’s what practice is for.”

>We’ll need a drummer.
>Getting good at guitar can’t be harder than getting good at anything else.
>I’m already swamped in stuff. I mean, its awesome you want to, great, but I don’t want to be the girl that’s never there.
>You thinking like a band with our own songs and stuff? Because I have a couple ideas, maybe.
>So long as it’s not ultra serious, I’m down for whatever, I guess.
>Holy crap. If we're making a band, we have to make up a logo. And a pretentious name. Let's get cracking, we don't have all day!
>Other (?)

>>40518279
>We’ll need a drummer.

>>40518279
>We’ll need a drummer.
>You thinking like a band with our own songs and stuff? Because I have a couple ideas, maybe.

>>40518279
>>We’ll need a drummer.

Didn't Roger have a set in his carage?

>>40518279
>We’ll need a drummer.
>You thinking like a band with our own songs and stuff? Because I have a couple ideas, maybe.
>Holy crap. If we're making a band, we have to make up a logo. And a pretentious name. Let's get cracking, we don't have all day!

>>40518279
Are we going to have songs where there are incredibly metal, dark verses themed around darkness and hellfire sung by Sierra with an uplifting/hopeful chorus sung by Ro?

>>40518323

I don't know, that's up to you.

>>40518323
No. It will be Polka. Polka all goddamn day and night.
Polka is love.
Polka is life.

>>40518279
>>We’ll need a drummer.

>>40518323
I'd say a mix of turisas and creepshow by Sierra and something Nightwish-ish or so by Ro. Maybe with one of Rax's peeps beating the drums into submission?

>>40518395
Ranthix would be an awesome lyricist.

>>40518417
Just don't let him sing. Can't have everybody hearing the band only once until they all go deaf.

>>40518279
>>Holy crap. If we're making a band, we have to make up a logo. And a pretentious name. Let's get cracking, we don't have all day!
Grimgrin.

>>40518279
>We’ll need a drummer.
>Holy crap. If we're making a band, we have to make up a logo. And a pretentious name. Let's get cracking, we don't have all day!

>>40518395
When you say nightwish do you mean with Tarja, Annette or Jansen singing?

>>40518660
Honestly? All could fit, altough the style of Imaginaerum probably wouldn't be enough of a contrast.

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>>40518395
>Nightwish
>Not Mery Poppins.
https://youtu.be/iU2hy0L5lgg

>>40518279
>We’ll need a drummer.
>You thinking like a band with our own songs and stuff? Because I have a couple ideas, maybe.

>>40518715
The idea of contrast is known to you?

>>40518279
>We'll need a drummer.
>Getting good at guitar can't be harder than getting good at anything else.

>>40518244
>>40518279
Guys. Guys? Guys.

We should hook Ro up with Ranthix.

No, seriously, hold up and let me run down the checklist.

>ripped as fuck
>good-looking
>has a strong code of honor
>is a kickass warrior dude
>is cool as hell
>no, seriously, dude's absurdly cool
>did I mention he's a literal mount of badass demon samurai?
>taller than Rowan
>both are genuinely interested in what's best for Sierra

Just think about it.

>>40518810
Conflicting definitions on what is "best" for Sierra.

>>40518279
>We’ll need a drummer.

>>40518810
I kind of don't want to believe what you're saying. I can't. And yet... I can't think of anything.
'cept maybe the whole demonbane/demon-business.
And does Rax even romance? Don't think so. Would cut into his time of forging a new empire/helping with said undertaking.

>>40518839
A relationship with no differentiating opinions is boring

>>40518868
>And does Rax even romance?
Ranthix is the type of guy who needs a woman to tell him they're dating now, instead of asking. His interactions with Sierra's mother clearly show he's the kind of guy who respects declarations and orders, not questions and suggestions.

>>40518873
I agree, I think cultural differences would potentially be severe enough to end it though.

>>40518859
The demon twins should join us

>>40518810
no

>>40518693
True with imaganearum. Though the way I see it Tarja was more operatic and showy. Annette was sorta new rock. Jansen seems more like a rock chick. My own opinions of course. Just a little into how my mind sees them.

>>40518810
yes

>>40518904

I want to see Ranthix asking for Dating advice

"SPAWNLING! I WISH TO TAKE THE CURRENT OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION TO A PLEASURABLE EVENING BUT AM UNABLE TO FIND ANY COLISEUMS WITHIN THIS BLASTED PLANE! WHAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE ALTERNATIVE?"

>>40518904
>Corithis inflicted horrific pain and agony onto Ranthix.
>Ranthix thought it was the best thing that ever happened to him

Ranthix is clearly sub.

>>40518944
As long as we tell him WWE is considered theater, I think he'd genuinely enjoy that.

>>40518948
So Ro just need to buff up into a bad enough chick to dom him?

>>40518948
>Ranthix is clearly sub.
Obviously? Anyone who doesn't think that Ranthix is a loud-mouthed but ultimately submissive masochist hasn't been paying fucking attention.

>>40518986
Pretty much.

>>40518986
Ro + Leather= HNNNNNGGGG

>>40518904
>Ro declares that she is dating Ranthix
>He charges at her
>She piledrives him.
>VERY WELL, ANGELSPAWN. TONIGHT WE SHALL GO SEE THIS PLANE'S PITIFUL EXCUSES FOR BLOODSPORTS. MUCH MIRTH WILL BE HAD.

>>40519021
Pale, White hair, Black leather, Ripped, Dom.
>We will never have this in real life

we're not setting Ro up with Ranthix, please

>>40518986
>implying Ro isn't a badass enough chick already
That said, yes. Ro needs to be the one to woo Ranthix, not the other way around. He's a submissive little flower who demands to be watered in blood and pain.

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>>40519078
>we're not setting Ro up with Ranthix
Well, maybe YOU aren't. I'm 100% on board with this idea, now that it's been suggested.

>>40519058
You know, I kind of want Sierra to walk in on Rowan doing that with a future boyfriend.
Just "Rowan!, I'm coming In-OH MY GOD I'M SORRY!"

>>40519106
>Sierra totally watches through a Corner

>>40519106
>Stress 200/100
>Sanity -100/100
WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO GO KILL SOME SHIT, LATER RO.

>>40519128
Permanent +10 to Stress in sexual situations.

>>40519128
>Stress 200/100
>Sanity -100/100
AKA Languid's current mental stats

>>40519165
>Oh god. Am I... Am I supposed to hit him now? Is that a thing that people actually do when they're smooching? What if I hurt him?
Sierra's just too damn vanilla.

>>40519099
He's like a thousand years old, eww.

>>40518748
Black panties on a white chick?

>>40519195
Let's face it, Sierra will grow into a fine Dom in time.

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>>40519195
>Snake tongue is vanilla.

>>40519227
I say garterbelt, stockings, corset and gloves, with not much else.

>>40519246
>Let's face it, Sierra will grow into a fine Dom in time.
I think she should set her hopes lower. Let's just hope she grows into a fine girlfriend in time - hell, not even fine, just stable. One who won't accidentally kill an entire preschool if she gets broken up with.

>>40519099
i'd rather suck a black dick than let that happen, sure he is a cool guy but he's not bf material and Sierra would be a bad sister to try and hook him up with Ro

>>40519223
Nawww. But he is... certainly older than her.

>>40519246
I dunno, I like the idea of her being more of a "partner"-type, someone that enjoys having sex "with" you, instead of dominating or submitting to someone.

>>40519246
>Sierra
>Dom
Hahaha, no. She's at her happiest when she doesn't have to be in control for a little while. She's the classic example of a high-power, high-stress, ambitious woman, who just really wants someone else to take control when it comes to things like romance and sex.

Having to be a dom even while dating would be awful for Sierra, because she barely likes having social power in her normal life, no matter how much keeps getting handed to her.

>>40519277
I think Sierra is stable enough that unless she is already incredibly stressed, a breakup wont send her into a rage.

>>40519291
I will admit to this being to my tastes, Even if I think leather and latex are hot.

>>40519246
No thanks.

>>40519291
Yes, please.

Fucking tired of neckbeards D/s shit all the time.

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>>40519287
>i'd rather suck a black dick
Duh.

>>40519291
>I like the idea of her being more of a "partner"-type
Agreed. Sierra should not be into kink.

>>40519343
I aint no neckbeard. I actually don't like the stuff, I do however find the idea amusing.

>>40519369
>Sierra should not be into kink.
But Ro should.

>>40519373
>I aint no neckbeard.
This statement is false, based solely on the fact that you are browsing /tg/.

>>40519287
>I'd rather suck a black dick

The dream

>>40519418
Fair enough I guess?

>>40519373
>implying you aren't a neck beard

>implying you don't

>implying SO HARD holy shit anon, you're such a fucking faggot

I think it's pretty obvious that Sierra just waits for Ro to realize who is her true love and dating Wolf is just a cover.

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>>40519287
>i'd rather suck a black dick

>>40519441
I will admit I have no idea what your implying anon

You knew this day would come. Well, actually you didn’t. But in retrospect, you should have known you would one day actually be in a band. You just need to make it happen, and for that, you require one thing.

“We’ll need a drummer,” you tell Ro.

“Yes,” she says. “And we need somebody who can play a keyboard. Or a third guitarist, maybe.”

“Hmm,” you say thoughtfully. “Now, when you say a band, is our band going to have its own songs and stuff? Because... I kind of have a couple ideas, maybe,” you say.

“Really?” she asks.

“Uh. Not like. That much,” you say. Sometimes you do write some poetry or song lyrics or whatever. But you never thought about acting on them.

“Well whatever you have, we’ll have to look at it,” she says. “I think I have a couple songs in mind already, but I think it’s cool if we can have a group thing going on.”

You realize that if you’re going to form a band, you have to do all the stuff people get to do when they form bands. “Holy crap. We have to make up a logo and a pretentious band name, and we don’t even have all day,” you say, excitement coursing through your veins. You stand up and motion Ro toward the door. “Let’s get cracking!”

“Aw yeah,” Ro says, crushing her soda can flat and popping up to show you the way. “Let me show you what I have so far. I’ve got everything in my room,” she says, busting into the hall and flying up the stairs. You follow after, ideas surging into your mind nonstop.

--

Angels and Demons is too cliché, even if true. Although if Xathix and Xanissil were down (and talented) you could be Angel and Demons, which might be so dumb that it becomes awesome again. You like the sound of Grimgrin, but you’re not sure if it would match your musical stylings. You don’t think Rowan’s going to be metal enough to warrant a name like that.

>>40519445
Nah, Sierra's straight, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Don't be a heterophobe.

>>40519472
I'm sorry anon, it's terminal. There's nothing we can do for you.

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So, IS our endgame to become Queen Bitch of Hell?
Obviously not right now, but, well, mucking about in Halth and doing political stuff and stamping out rebellions sounds really, really fun. Not to say we never, ever see the Hallows again, but... like, birds gotta leave the nest some time, right?

>>40519501
it's becoming landmaster of everything as well

>>40519501
>So, IS our endgame to become Queen Bitch of Hell?
We do not have an endgame.

>>40519489

Rowan has some more out there ideas for band names, like Skybridge or Pacific Solitaire and stuff like that. You guess in the end names don’t really matter. Now, you’ve heard a few Rowan-written songs before, but turns out she has a whole bunch more she didn’t share. Some of them aren’t really that good, to be honest, but you run into a couple that really have something going for them. The real question is just what kind of sound you’ll be going for.

You kind of run out of time before you figure that part out.

You fingers hurt from playing so much guitar, but it was necessary to work out some of the sounds for your own ideas. You don’t know how to read or write music, so you kind of had to get Rowan to transcribe some of the tunes you’ve had floating around in your head forever.

But soon you’ll be one of those people who can say, ‘Oh yeah, I’m totally in a band. No big deal or whatever.’ Oh yeah.

Outside, the light fades. Rowan looks up from her laptop, where she has all of her crazy music dreams stored in digital format. “Where does the time go?” she asks.

“Same place I’m going, maybe,” you say, rubbing your thumbs against your sore fingers. “Keep thinking of names. Oh – and anybody you know who can play drums.”

“I know people who can play drums, just not anybody I like,” says Rowan, frowning.

“We’ll find somebody,” you promise her, edging out of the door.

“Whatever. Just go make out with your boyfriend already,” she says, smiling as she guides her ultra-long hair over a shoulder. How does she live with that stuff attached to her head?

“Hey, we do other stuff sometimes too, you know,” you say, angry at the accusation. “It’s not always just maximum overdrive all the time. Like. We hang out and go on dates and whatever.”

>>40519499
Shit, I hope I live for a while longer at least.

>>40519531
The faggotry has sprouted tumors, there's no going back from here. If you have a bucket list, start checking things off before the year's out.

>>40519529

“Sure, whatever you say,” she says. “Don’t be out too late. If we’re going to leave at seven, that means waking up earlier than seven, and that means going to sleep not at five AM when you get home after 'hanging out' with Wolfgang.”

“That only happened once,” you say. “Shut up. I’m leaving.”

And you leave. But not before telling Harvey that you’ll have landwell magic for him, but only on the condition that he gets Sydney out on a date before you get back.

“In order to get something you already said you’d give me, I have to do something I’m already trying to do?” he asks.

“Quit chickening out and just do it,” you say. “You’re not getting any hotter, and she’s not getting any elfier. It’s all downhill from here, bub.”

He is silent for a a solid ten seconds. “I’ll bring the girl if you bring the well,” he says.

You pound fists, and then you really leave.

Motorcycles are pretty cool. In fact, they’re even cooler when you’re the one riding one. It’s like you’re in the secret motorcycle riders only club.

You drive into the city, comfortable going at a leisurely pace. There’s really no rush. It’s all about moments and crap.

>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.
>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.
>Take a detour to ride down by the coast and chill out for a bit. All this excitement’s getting to you.
>Invite Wolfgang out to meet you someplace. He can teleport, he’ll be there quick.
>Other (?)

>>40519501
One possibility is to settle down and have a family.

>>40519557
>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

Surprise makeouts.

>>40519557
>>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.

>>40519557
>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.

>>40519557
>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

>>40519557
>>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

>>40519501
I think our end game will require Sierra doesn't go completely, utterly, irredeemably, irretrievably insane

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

>>40519586
>One possibility is to settle down and have a family.
Sure, we'll do that when we're the Empiriate

>>40519557
>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.

End game schmend game.

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

>>40519557
>>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

>>40519557
>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

>>40519557
>>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.

>>40519501
I don't know about you but I'm shooting for Imperiate. Just like Momma.

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

>>40519557
>>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.
'"MAYBE"' break into his dorm

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

>>40519557
>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

>>40519557
>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice.

On an unrelated note, we could say Xan's short for Alexandra or something similar if she ever needs a human alias on our trip. Probably won't be an issue, but hey, you never know.

>>40519835
We're taking her out in public, she'll probably need the alias.

We need to hand out with Harvey more often.

>>40519551
>Meet up with Ranthix for last minute advice

>>40519868
Yes.

>>40519835
Or you could just tell the truth. I seriously doubt that most people care enough to question it beyond us telling them her weird-ass name.

>>40519557
>Drop in on Wolfgang, maybe break into his dorm or something.

Moments don’t last forever though. You have things to do. And while you will definitely Wolfgang it up, you can’t just ignore Rowan’s advice. You drive down to the piers, find a place to leave your bike, and find a nice spot on a grassy slope by some weirdo modern bow and arrow sculpture so you can watch the ocean. With scenic view in sight, you call Ranthix for a meeting.

Ten minutes later, you feel his furiousness approaching from somewhere behind you. You don’t get how he keeps up the intensity all day every day, forever. You’d burn out.

Ranthix drops to the ground and scowls at the other people sitting nearby, and then at darkening sunset. “Disgusting,” he remarks, glaring at the shifting tides of orange, blue, and magenta. He’s wearing a pair of flip flops, cargo shorts, and the Hawaiian shirt you gave him, though the he’s left the shirt carelessly unbuttoned.

>You like your sunsets a little redder, I take it?
>Oh come on. A sunset’s a sunset. Admit it’s at least a little cool.
>Might want to button that up. Unless you like the looks from mortal girls? Like... those ones.
>What have you been up to, Rax? Feels like I only see you when we’re beating each other up.
>Hey. Question. What’s your opinion on Wolfgang? I mean. Like, him being my boyfriend and stuff.
>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)
>Other (?)

>>40519888
Tell them her parents work in a pharmaceutical company.

>>40519868
I agree, but you know... Girlssss. So, whatever.

>>40519557
>she’s not getting any elfier
topkek

This is gonna be miserable, tho. Good luck with finding 2 different boon wells.

>>40519891
>>You like your sunsets a little redder, I take it?
>>What have you been up to, Rax? Feels like I only see you when we’re beating each other up.
>>Hey. Question. What’s your opinion on Wolfgang? I mean. Like, him being my boyfriend and stuff.
>>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)

>>40519891
>You like your sunsets a little redder, I take it?
>What have you been up to, Rax? Feels like I only see you when we’re beating each other up.
>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)

>>40519891
>You like your sunsets a little redder, I take it?
>Might want to button that up. Unless you like the looks from mortal girls? Like... those ones.
>What have you been up to, Rax? Feels like I only see you when we’re beating each other up.
>Hey. Question. What’s your opinion on Wolfgang? I mean. Like, him being my boyfriend and stuff.
>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)

>>40519891
>Other (?)
leave and go to wolfy

>>40519891
>You like your sunsets a little redder, I take it?
>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)

>>40519911
Top, Fucking, Kek.

>>40519915
We're going cross country. We could very well find 10+ wells on the trip.

>>40519891
>Might want to button that up. Unless you like the looks from mortal girls? Like... those ones.
Her mind is obviously full of butterfly feelings.
>Hey. Question. What’s your opinion on Wolfgang? I mean. Like, him being my boyfriend and stuff.
And after the whole "small" talk,
>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)

>>40519891
>You like your sunsets a little redder, I take it?
>What have you been up to, Rax? Feels like I only see you when we’re beating each other up.
>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)

>>40519891
>Might want to button that up. Unless you like the looks from mortal girls? Like... those ones.
"How would you feel about, say, dating Rowan, speaking of mortal girls?"

>>40519996
At least try to stay in character.

>>40519891
>You like your sunsets a little redder, I take it?
>What have you been up to, Rax? Feels like I only see you when we’re beating each other up.
>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)

>>40519996
>dating Rowan
no, fuck off with that

Also I just realized, never mind age difference, as if Ranthix would date a wingtreader.

>>40520053
this, he's old school demon dude

>>40519891
>>You like your sunsets a little redder, I take it?
>>What have you been up to, Rax? Feels like I only see you when we’re beating each other up.
>>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)

>>40519891
>You like your sunsets a little redder, I take it?
>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)
Let's not pester him with inane prattle

>>40519996
Fuck you.

>>40520203
Getting his opinion on Wolfy is important.

>>40520203
Sierra is a teenager who just had a boyfriend. Well, "just" had somewhat, but still.

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>>40520206

>>40519891
>Might want to button that up. Unless you like the looks from mortal girls? Like... those ones.
>Hey. Question. What’s your opinion on Wolfgang? I mean. Like, him being my boyfriend and stuff.
>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)

>>40520228
Not really.

>>40520379
Actually, I didn't tell you to do anything, you can't refuse what I didn't tell you to do.
>>40519891
I'm voting against the 3rd option.

>>40519891
>>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)
and i'm voting against
>Might want to button that up. Unless you like the looks from mortal girls? Like... those ones.

>>40519891
He's like a mans mans man stereotype.

He'd never admit that he thinks puppies are adorable.

>>40520602
Shit, now we need a scene where we walk in the door and find him on the floor playing a bunch of puppies.

>>40520602
Because unless those puppies are LOYAL, they are not adorable.
And unless they are strong, they are useless.
I don't see why you have to make everyone into walking stereotypes and clichés, Ran is a demon, he can just straight up honestly be what he seems.

>>40520666
Only if they're man eating hellhound puppies.

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>>40520418
>Being this butt blasted.

>>40519891
>Oh come on. A sunset’s a sunset. Admit it’s at least a little cool.
>What have you been up to, Rax? Feels like I only see you when we’re beating each other up.
>Well, might as well go right into it. (Tell him about the Lucifer thing)

>>40519996
Yes, this

>>40519996
Not this.

>>40514515
you've always rubbed me wrong languid and pretty much no one does that but because i'm the worst pervert i know i suspect you are like a serial killer or a girl or something, because something is off..

>>40519996
never this

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>>40520927
wat

>>40520927
Well, aren't you an odd duck.

>>40520927
>This town ain't big enough for the two of us.

>>40520927
...what?

>>40520927
don't get me wrong i'm okay with it, whatever floats your boat man but i just thought i ought to let you know it's showing a little

No serious, wtf is this anon talking about?

I have no fucking clue

>>40521043
Are you a troll? I worry for people on this site sometimes

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>>40520927
>>40521043

>>40521083
Heh, that's funny. Sure, /tg/ is relatively stable and collected, but it's still on the same site as the other boards.
Besides, summer has begun so an increase in juvenile and "Lol-so-random" types of behaviour is to be expected.

>>40521064
He doesn't like LawnGod for some reason but isn't sure why. He speculates that it may be because Languid is possibly a serial killer or a grill.

Alternatively, anon is drunk.

>>40521161
>tfw no one accuses you of being a serial killer or a grill when you QM

“You like your sunsets a little redder, I take it?” you ask.

“The mortal firmaments lack the fullness of expression of the thousand hells,” says Ranthix, disapprovingly. “Green refuses to grace these skies. The lapse in flavor leaves their skies bland.”

“Hell has green sunsets?” you ask, surprised.

“As season wills. But a sunset should be every color that is, and some that are not,” Ranthix lectures you. “I have decided that is the lack of ash in the air. Your air lacks bodily substance, and suffers for it.”

“Never thought Halth would be more colorful than here,” you say.

“Everything is more alive when it knows it can be smothered at any instant by a harrowing avalanche of seething ash,” Ranthix says, scowling. “Life here takes itself for granted, and languishes in slovenliness.”

You narrow your eyes at the sky. “I’ll never look at a sunset the same way again,” you say. You smile at the thought. “So what have you been up to, Rax? Feels like I only see you when we’re beating each other up.”

“As it well should be,” Ranthix says. “Your weakness is beginning to leave you, yet clings to its holds. Now, with this pretense of your California academy’s Terran indoctrination out of the way, you can truly begin your rise as a new star of mourning for all those who revile your name.”

You scoff. “Nobody even knows my name,” you say.

“There are those that yet do know, and you will justify their terror at the dawning of your reign,” Ranthix replies.

Badass. “Hell yeah,” you say.

Ranthix turns his displeasure from the sunset to you. “While it pleases me immensely to hear your petty assent, you know better than to waste my time with it,” he says. “For what purpose did you call me here?”

“Well, might as well go right into it,” you say. You tell him all about Lucifer’s deal, and as you do, Ranthix grows increasingly irate.

“HEATHEN RAT,” Ranthix shouts, drawing attention from pretty much everybody within earshot.

>>40521195

You smack him on the shoulder. “Dude. Chill,” you say.

Ranthix takes a breather, a couple sparks flickering out of his mouth as he clamps down on his rage. The smoky feeling inundates you, almost contagious. You feel yourself getting mad at whatever it is Ranthix is so mad at. If you could punch it in the face, you totally would.

When he speaks again, he has recovered his volume control. “Lucifer is far more than an emissary. He is a spy for his master. That much is no question. And to extend such a brazen offer to you, one of no ostensible value – Lucifer must suspect your true identity,” Ranthix growls. “But for Sulkrasph to so deal with you through an emissary is an insult to the last standing Imperiate, given his suspicions.”

“I’m not so sure,” you say. “I mean. Maybe it’s an insult in Inferia, but Sulkraph’s got his own customs and whatever in Mardusia. Maybe he’s trying to be polite by not putting me in the spotlight. I mean, I’m pretty sure it’s not the safest thing if everybody found out who I was right now.” It sounds reasonable to you, anyway. Seems like the way Lucifer was going about it.

“You do not understand,” Ranthix says, almost fuming. “Sulkrasph was one of the Arch Conclave, conclave to the Imperiate. Corithis did not entertain a culture of hypocrisy amongst her cabal – his conduct toward you through his representative is borderline treason.”

>I don’t know man. Lucifer’s just Verwelken splitblood. That crap’s secret to everybody. I can get the secrecy.
>Well, if he insulted me so bad, what am I supposed to do about it?
>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?
>You’re saying my mom trusted this guy? Like, they knew each other, yeah?
>Any chance he’s still loyalist or whatever? Like. Legitimately committed to the idea of the Imperiate.
>Other (?)

>>40520968
>>40520970
>>40520974
>>40521032
>>40521064
>>40521083
>>40521132
>>40521159
>>40521161
just try reading through the quest from the beginning again, i can't explain it but there's something there that rubs me the wrong way like when you're watching a scary movie or something, it'ss small but it's there

>>40521221
>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?

>>40521221
>>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?

>>40521221
>>I don’t know man. Lucifer’s just Verwelken splitblood. That crap’s secret to everybody. I can get the secrecy.
>>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?
>>You’re saying my mom trusted this guy? Like, they knew each other, yeah?
>>Any chance he’s still loyalist or whatever? Like. Legitimately committed to the idea of the Imperiate.

>>40521221
>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?

>>40521221
>>Well, if he insulted me so bad, what am I supposed to do about it?
BLOOD!!!

>>40521221
>>Well, if he insulted me so bad, what am I supposed to do about it?
>>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?
Sierra, trust the old Imperial general on how things go in there, if he says they basically spit in your face, then they did just basically spit in your face.

>>40521221

>I don’t know man. Lucifer’s just Verwelken splitblood. That crap’s secret to everybody. I can get the secrecy.
>Well, if he insulted me so bad, what am I supposed to do about it?
>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?

>>40521221
>Well, if he insulted me so bad, what am I supposed to do about it?
>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?
>You’re saying my mom trusted this guy? Like, they knew each other, yeah?
>Any chance he’s still loyalist or whatever? Like. Legitimately committed to the idea of the Imperiate.

>>40521221
>Well, if he insulted me so bad, what am I supposed to do about it?
>Any chance he’s still loyalist or whatever? Like. Legitimately committed to the idea of the Imperiate.

>>40521221
>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?
>You’re saying my mom trusted this guy? Like, they knew each other, yeah?
>Any chance he’s still loyalist or whatever? Like. Legitimately committed to the idea of the Imperiate.

>>40521221
>Well, if he insulted me so bad, what am I supposed to do about it?
>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?

>>40521221
>>Well, if he insulted me so bad, what am I supposed to do about it?
>>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?
>>You’re saying my mom trusted this guy? Like, they knew each other, yeah?

>>40521225
check your medication

>>40521225
Wait... Are you suggesting that perhaps the Lawn DID win?

>>40521225
>like when you're watching a scary movie or something
It's a quest about demons, with constant peril of being discovered by angels or the normies, or mother and sister was killed by unknown assailants and we are heir to her kingdom. Of course there's a sense of peril you dimwit.

>>40521225
Could you explain why the options are serial killer or girl? I'd like to know why they are equated right now

>>40521221
>Wait. Sulkrasph was one of my mom’s conclave? He happen to wear a funky iron mask thing?
>You’re saying my mom trusted this guy? Like, they knew each other, yeah?

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>>40521330
There was never any doubt

>>40521319
i stopped taking it a couple of months ago
>>40521330
nah i legitimately get weird vibe from him
>>40521352
that's not it, i've never felt this vibe from the quest but from the man behind it
>>40521376
those are just examples of things i think might give me a bad vibe and since i know how i am and i get this kind of vibe i make the assumption that he is worse than me(serial killer) or not like me(female)

>>40521502
The fact that you consider women an entity different enough from you to cause great discomfort from just what they write is really fucking concerning anon

>>40521502
This is a pretty god tier troll

Whether or not I'm a serial killer or girl has no bearing on the quest.

>>40521574
Out of all the things this anon has said how was this the thing that finally caused concern to be aroused?

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>>40521502
Definitely a male, m8.

Also, you might consider starting that medication up again.

>>40521598
Aww, did you have to shut him down? I think he was about to confess a murder to keep building the tension.

>>40521598
Confirmed serial killer

>>40521641
Don't you mean woman?

>>40521657
Same thing.

>>40521657
Languid called himself a guy one time, so he has to be a serial killer

>>40521609
People being uncomfortable around certain people for reasons they really don't understand themselves isn't all that odd an issue, but most people go with reasons such as, "I'm sure they're a jerk" "Their personally is annoying/doesn't match up/they suck" Serial killer while extreme lines up with these.

The maybe a girl lines is odd, and frankly leads to conclusions we really don't want in people

>>40521624
Apparently he considers serial killers to be "worse than him" Awfully judgmental. So it probably wasn't gonna come to that.

>>40521685
Maybe she's wearing a guy's flesh like some sort of slightly more horrifying fur suit?

Or maybe they are all lawn? Because let's face it it's won that war.

>>40521743
What if Languid is a skinchanger and Roger was his/her self insert?

>>40521743
Buffalo Bill style?

>>40521809
Buffalo Barbara?

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>>40521770
So the lawn has taken over and assumed the position as QM?
If so I have to present lewd images to placate our new (?) overlord.

>>40521574
yeah i know, i have a hard time seeing males and females as the same species and i sometimes have a hard time thinking of them as people but don't get me wrong, i still treat them the same way i do males
>>40521598
of course not but i just wanted to say that it's showing so that if it is for a little more private reason you know that some people might pick up on it, i really like your quest either way
>>40521618
weak male so that doesn't really confirm anything but as i said it was only an example
>>40521690
it's not really an uncomfortable vibe i think, maybe a little but it's the way it is that caused me to say something about it because i know some different kinds of people but no one like this way
>>40521694
it all depends on what you see as worse, many might claim that i am worse than a serial killer but i meant worse as in how a fetish is "worse" or more extreme

>>40521856
You can't post that!!! It's a damn blue board! That dirty dirahh I mean maybe?

>>40521873
Wait is it you again blowjob anon? I know you follow Hellborn quest

>>40521873
>yeah i know, i have a hard time seeing males and females as the same species and i sometimes have a hard time thinking of them as people

Anon even if you say that you still treat them the same this is something you should really get help with

>>40521873
>yeah i know, i have a hard time seeing males and females as the same species and i sometimes have a hard time thinking of them as people but don't get me wrong, i still treat them the same way i do males
You don't have any close female friends, do you? You should probably try to get to know some. They really aren't all that different, if you find someone who has similar interests to you.

>>40521873
I recognize this posting style. You're the self-professed Swedish autist

>>40521920
" many might claim that i am worse than a serial killer" Anon is a chuuni/special snowflake

>>40521873
Is this the sort of faggot who starts shitting their pants if you mention _NTR_ around them?

>>40521963
Honestly when he said he was a pervert, mixed with that line I assumed he was rapist or chuuni, and either way he should get some fucking help

>>40521957
He is, and the guy who said he'd suck off Fallguy

>>40521997
I assumed it meant he was a closet paedophile

>>40522018
Ah that would make sense too

>>40521957
Fucking hell, you're right. This is definitely that guy. I knew this style looked familiar.

>>40521916
>>40521957
>>40522052
>>40522000
okay you found out who i am
>>40521920
>>40521947
yeah i know, most likely a sperg or anti social personality thing but i'm getting in contact with some people that will get me someone eho can get me help

>>40521873
>>40521502
Please go away. I find you creepy. You find Languid creepy. So please just go.

>>40522230
Fuck off. You pushed the thread into autosage sooner than it should have been with your inane sperging.

>>40522230

This: >>40522237

This is the weirdest derail I've seen in a while

>>40522283
Swede autist is pure cancer. Every single time he posts, it's shit. The only reason people don't rage about him all the time is because he posts anon instead of namefagging.

>>40522320
At least tripfags can be filtered