>40497567
Welcome to Re:Harpy Quest!

I'm your host BurningSigil.
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Dice System is 1d100, Best of 3 rolls, Roll over the DC.
There are sometimes multiple DCs to a single roll ranging from Critical Fail-Major Fail-Failure-Success-Major Success-Critical Success.

There will be 10-15 minutes for voting and updates will take place on average of 20-40 minutes after I call the vote.

After all sessions I will stick around for Q&A. Feel free to ask me silly questions, tell jokes, and hang out with your QM.

>>40497567
>>Make sure eggy is ok.

>>40497567
>Snap big sis out of it

>>40497567
>Make sure eggy is ok.

>>40497567
>Make sure eggy is ok.
>High-wing Twin

>>40497567
>High-wing Twin

>>40497567
>>Make sure eggy is ok.

>>40497567

>Snap big sis out of it (because we can actually talk)
>Deploy twin to check egg

If we don't roll to detach snek, are we just dragging it around everywhere, leaking blood?

>>40497567
Dislodge corpse. Twin preening or mom will shit a brick when she gets home.

>>40497567
>Snap big sis out of it

>>40497567
>>Make sure eggy is ok.
>Eat breakfast.

>>40497791

Mom's gonna freak out anyways.

Cleaning's definitely a good idea, though we should worry about sibling health first.

>>40497791
There is a big ass snake in the nursery and since the nest is now baby proofed it's not going anywhere. Bricks will be shat no matter what we do.

>>40497841
Well, yeah, but seeing a giant snake AND her hatchlings covered in blood might orphan us.

>>40497567
Tallying and writing
>>40497771
Yes

Cupcakes are not sushi captcha.

>>40497867

I'm predicting closer to mental shutdown; just stops reacting entirely, pulls the snake off our leg, cleans us on rote instinct, checks everyone over, sends us all to bed, then sits there and twitches for a bit until the adrenaline/parental panic reflex stops overloading her.

>>40497963
And we wake up to walls and garrisons surrounding the nest, full on East German lockdown mode.

>>40498012
And all the snakes within a few kilometer radius dead and hung up as warnings for other snakes.

Then the lamia girls come a knocking.

>>40498043
Truly, the greatest tales of war.

Or, war of tails?

>>40498094
Tales from the tail end of the Tail War.

>>40498363
Tales of Tails X, a new jRPG for the PS Veda.

>>40497867
Lotus she won't fucking abandon her kids just because they protected their unborn sibling from a fucking giant snake, The fuck kinda logic are you running on?

>>40498437
Kobold Logic obviously, specifically voice kobold logic.

>>40498437
...I'm implying death by heart attack.

>>40498477
Oh......

>>40498477
I mean, it WAS pretty obvious, given that we were talking about a sudden bout of major shock

>>40498495
It's all right.

>>40497567
You shake your talon a couple of times in attempt to get the snake corpse off your foot, it is kind heavy and its long length is going to make walking difficult but not impossible. You look over at big sis who still seems not to have come to grasp what just happened and decide that she can probably sort things out by herself, after all it was just a snake. A more pressing matter is to make sure little eggy wasn’t roughed up to hard by the intruder.

You start to go walk across the nursery but you find it exceedingly difficult to walk, the corpse kind of just waggles back and forth spraying blood and picking up dirt and straw as you drag it across the nursery floor. The weight it adds to your foot forcing you to hobble along like a lame pirate, eliciting a twittering laugh from your twin. You make it over to eggy and begin searching the smooth surface over, there doesn’t seem to be any cracks or blemishes on your younger sibling, and it looks like everything is alright. You made it just in time to save them, oh wait, there seems to be a little bit of snake blood spray on the shell. You wipe it away with the soft down of your wing, much better.

You turn to go and there is a *squelch* noise as another spray of blood appears on the egg. You wipe this splash away just like the first, gently rubbing your soft wing over your sibling’s enclosure, and as you turn to *squelch*. You look down and see that your talon seems to be releasing a spray of blood every time you turn to walk away it releases more snake blood. You can hear your twin laughing harder.

>Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)
>You should probably clean up the nest(D)
>You still need to snap big sis out of it.
>Write In

>>40498537
>>Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)

>>40498537
>You still need to snap big sis out of it.
Can't she see we have a dire case of snake foot?

>>40498537
>>You still need to snap big sis out of it.
>Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)

>>40498537
Hold up talon to big sis.

"Hep peez."

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>40498537
>Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)
>You still need to snap big sis out of it.

>>40498537
>>Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)

>>40498537
>call to big sis, ask for her assistance.
give her a chance to reclaim some big sister pride and help sort the situation out.

>>40498537
>Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)
>You still need to snap big sis out of it.

>>40498537
[x] Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)

If the nest is always dirty with blood no point in cleaning this one up though.

But make it more presentable as a meal for mom?

>>40498537
>You still need to snap big sis out of it.
>Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)

>>40498537
>You still need to snap big sis out of it.

>>40498537
>Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)
>You still need to snap big sis out of it.

>>40498537
>Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)

>>40498537
>Get the snake off your foot

>>40498537
>>Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)
But preferably
>timeskip/ OP makes mother bird show up to witness the carnage

>>40498537
>Get this snake off your foot its spreading blood(D)
>Write In
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!
>Have twin assist

>>40498537
>>You still need to snap big sis out of it.
She can help us eat- i mean get the snake off our foot.

>>40498767
Don't you mean "Condor?"

We're getting matching names with our twin, right?

>>40498799
That is some exclusive insider information there but yes totally

>>40498537
Calling and Writing.

Gonna need 1d100 linked to this post.

>>40498746
I can skip to mom showing up but, Oh wait, she is already showing up due to rolls made by OP.
>>40498799
Maybe.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>40498851
Mother is gonna go apeshit.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>40498851

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>40498851

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>40498851

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>40498851

what the fuck is up with these rolls

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>40498876
I got so excited at this
man screw kobold quest and how lower is better

>>40498876
>>40498887
>>40498901
We can't shake off the snake to save our life.

>>40498906
>>40498904
>>40498901
>>40498887
>>40498876

Fuck you dice gods!

In an attempt to remove the snake the harpy has actually firmly entrenched her foot further into the snake. She must now rely on her siblings to eat their way around the snake.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>40498876
>>40498876
>>40498887
>>40498901
>>40498904
>>40498906
Welp... too bad this isn't Kobold or you would have all rolled great. Snake is pretty well lodged on it seems.

Back to writing.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>40498851

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>40498944
Terminal snekfut.

Are we going to be the harpy known for a snake stuck to our claw for the rest of our life?

Is it badass? Like a war trophy?

>>40498929
This is our life now. I'm sure our family will be very supportive of our snakefoot condition, so at least we'll have that going for us.

>>40498979
We'll be that gimpy kid who can't fly.

Then we'll get strong.

And then we will use the snakebone whip stuck to our claw to be the Belmont of the forest

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>>40498901
>>40498887
>>40498876

>>40499036
>Snakebone whip
Yes

We need one of those in the future
That sounds amazing

>>40499057
Whips are shit

>>40499078
I'm with this anon, unfortunately.

Sharpen the ribs up and find a way to put them on our feet like gamecock spurrs, however...

Gotta love the irony behind this though, we fucked it up with our duo attacks but he got his revenge on us from beyond the grave, petty petty revenge but still revenge nonetheless.

>>40499097
We are a bird of prey. We have talons that already proved far superior to that snake's bones.

>>40499097
Dude, dude. Snakebone Canewhip.

>>40499160
Stupid and impractical as all hell

>>40499156
Talons best weapon, all others inferior.

How would you even use a whip anyways? Don't those require hands? You have wings and feet talons. How would you even snap it back and forth?

>>40499131
"From the heart of Hell, I inconvenience thee!"

>>40499156
For now, I'll concede the point to avoid the same shit that happened in one of my threads

>>40499225
As a harpy, do we have hands on our wings? Or just wings and being adorable?

>>40499225
It... It was just a joke... Oh god, no weapon superiority arguments...

>>40499160
See even the QM thinks is a stupid ass idea

>>40499225
That was clearly a joke sigil, A snake bone whip would be stupid and impractical as hell, now get back to writing the word of bird.

Also for arguments sake, pretty sure a crossbow trumps talons. Can't wait to see momma's reaction

>>40499245
Pretty sure I went over this in the past, you and your sisters just have bird wings right now.

You don't know why, but Mom seems to have small taloned hands about halfway up her wings that are usually hidden under her feathers.

>>40499329
We can't even USE a crossbow, We don't have hands, Also it would weigh down our flight way to much

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wait
WHAT
WE QUESTIN' AGAIN?

>>40498537
You need to get this dumb snake corpse off your foot, you look at the body it’s glazed over eyes, wounds covered in dirt, straw, and discarded feathers, its leaking blood everywhere still, and you seem to be just dragging it around. Yeah, this thing is coming off. You take your other foot and press it down on the body of the snake intent on pressing down and pulling your talons out of its neck. One, two, *squelch*… oh no.

It seems that you have gotten your other talons stuck into the flesh of the snake, in your attempt to free yourself from the reptile’s body you have only entrenched yourself deeper into it. You wobble back and forth flapping your downy wings as you attempt to keep balance now that both your feet are stuck, woah! You fall flat onto the floor of the nursery bits of the flooring flying up and landing on top of you messing your feathers even further. You look pleadingly over to your over sister.

“Sister. Help. Feets stuck.” You cry out to her wiggling back and forth on the floor attempting to free yourself from the body.
This seems to snap your older sister out of her daze. “Ah, oah, s-sure sis. I got you”

She makes her way over to your prone form and begins tugging on the lifeless form that has fused itself with your lower limbs. There are several yanks you can feel as she attempts with all her might to pull the deceased beast off of you and *squelch* … oh no, not again.

“Uhhh… lil’ sis.” You hear her say with worry in her voice.
You don’t even need to look back to know what happened, you can still feel your older sister tugging in an attempt to free herself now. This is getting you nowhere fast and your twin is still laughing at your predicament.

>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)
>Just wait for mom to get home.
>Eat the snake? You could use breakfast.
>Write in.

>>40499427
>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)
Oh god mom is going to see us all trapped by our feet in this snake isn't she....

>>40499427
>>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)
SAVE US

>>40499427
>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)
God I hope this fails, thats the only way this could be better.

>>40499427
>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)

>>40499427
>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)

>>40499427
>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)

>>40499427
>Eat the snake?
Solve all problems with your stomach!

>>40499427
>“Sister. Help. Feets stuck.”
Kobold canceled forever. Dead of cute.

>Try to eat yourselves free

Use the fats, Sam.

>>40499427
Shits about to get adorable.
>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)
Lets roll for all three of us stuck.

>>40499427
>Just wait for mom to get home.
Probably for the best if we leave one of us free, in case something happens.

>>40499427
>>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)
I really hope she also gets stuck.

>>40499329
>crossbow trumps talons
ranged weapons would synergies well indeed with our natural ability to fly, if it weren't for the sad fact that our talons would be the limbs that have to hold and fire that crossbow, which would be awkward at best.

>>40499427
>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)

>>40499537
We could improvise - Or Harpy mages. That would be a bit too overpowered though.

>>40499427
>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)
I trust our twin!

>>40499427
>Eat the snake? You could use breakfast.

If we can't get it off we might as well just eat it.

>>40499459
Mom Just gets home to dead snek and flailing hatchlings

>>40499537
And crossbows are heavy as fuck and would ruin our ability to fly quite a damn bit

>>40499561
I think I just found the enemies I will unleash the next time my players annoy me.

>>40499579
That's what mom is going to see. Just us eating a snake attached to our feet.
Like some weird sibling bonding session.

>>40499642
I am Ok with that.

>>40499642
I'm imagining the nest with blood squirted everywhere and smeared all over the floor, bits of snake and snake organs scattered everywhere, and the three of them are just laughing and eating and flapping their wings and making a general mess.

Don't know if mom will be terrified or proud.

>>40499666
>Don't know if mom will be terrified or proud.
Both presumably.

>>40499642
>>40499666
This is why harpies are the best.

>>40499666
Proudified.

Terroud?

Horrismug.

>>40499427
>>Eat the snake? You could use breakfast.

>>40499666
> Terrified that a snake got so near her babies.
> Proud that her children are already bonding over a shared kill so soon. Cry a little as she remembers the first time she did the same.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>40499427
Sistah, hep me! Long lib da queen

Rolling and Writing

>>40499666
>>40499703
How adorifying!

>>40499427
>Maybe twin sis can free you two.(QM roll)

Roll low, QM. Mom needs to walk in on all of us attached to a snake.

>>40499726
>16

Hahaha holy shit!

>>40499726
kek
>>40499736
she did.

>>40499726
We're all stuck in the snake.
We're so fucking stuck.

>>40499726
Welp! Everyone's stuck time to eat ourselves free.

>>40499726
huehuehue

>>40499731
Ooooh, that's good.

>>40499726
>>40499736

I'm always late, it seems. Glad it all worked out, though!

>>40499762
How would the Hue Hue Hue anon make a bad end out of this?

>>40499726
YESSSSS SHE IS NOW ALSO STUCK

>>40499792
Three Harpy skeletons stuck in a snake skeleton, another adult Harpy skeleton flat on its back nearby like it died pointing and laughing?

>>40499792
He's banned from Re quests til he WRITES THE DAMN SMUT!

>>40499726
>SIBLING BONDING TIEM!
Eat the snake!

>>40499762
Don't say his name. He'll pop up and write his fucking badends.

>>40499792
Don't give him ideas Anon! They're pretty much trapped now, aren't they? And maybe the snake is part of a family.

Apparently jelly is an ice-cream now.

>>40499792
Katamari Damacy?

>>40499848
No, what have you unleashed!

>>40499821
Wait until Daddy sees this!

>>40499827
Lamia comes around and gives us gift for getting rid of the snake that has been annoying them but they could not kill due to its relation to their species.

>>40499726
Oh man, this is going to be so adorable.

I await the day your quest draws the attention of a drawfag or two.

You know, with our nat 100 on our ability to speak and the knowledge of our prior life, I can only imagine us speaking like Sweet Pea by day 3 https://youtu.be/F2k7Jf9xO3g

>>40499904
Wait, snakes don't stay around to care for their young? How does baby snakes survive?

>>40499827
>And maybe the snake is part of a family.
Now I am sad because I imagined the nest of hungry orphaned baby snakes.
Then I remembered that snakes are assholes and don't tend to their young, so I am better now.

>>40499931
Shit nigger that's fucking horrifying.

This is a show for kids?

>>40499962
No. No it isn't. It's just marketed as such.

>>40499962
Adult ones. Seems to be a show for stoners.

>>40499948
Snakes hatch ready to fend for themselves.
At least some do. Sadly most of them simply don't.

>>40500013
If you peel back the layers of "The fuck?," it's got some darker themes. It's pretty much "the fuck?" all the way down, though.

>>40499427
You lay there on the floor of the family nursery feet deep into the insides of a reptile’s corpse, your older sister is at the other end of the animal desperately trying to get her own feet out of it, bouncing the corpse up and down and getting even more blood everywhere. There is only one possible solution to this problem.

“Sister~.” You call out to your twin who is tweeting her ass off nearby at your predicament.
“Twee~?” She stops laughing for a moment at your call.
“Big Sis, stuck too. Help.” You plead to your twin from the nest floor.
“Twitt!” she hops to her feet and hurries over to the body, examining the length of the yellow scaled form.

You sister reaches out with her talons at the snake’s midsection, yanking and pulling at its form. You can feel your talons start to pull out of it. She is doing it! She is going to get you and big sis free from the body, this is *squelch*… please, no, why. You hear flapping and more tugging on the snake’s body.
“Tweet, Chirr, tweet tweet!” you hear your twin flutter in a panic. Which only redoubles the efforts of your older sister to free herself too. The three of you are all now trapped in the snake’s corpse struggling around on the ground in your attempts to free yourselves, feathers and hair getting messy with dirt and viscera as you all attempt to writhe your ways away from the deceased body.

1/2

>>40500299
Some time passes, the three of you having tired yourselves out from struggling have conceded the fact that you can’t get yourself out of the body and that you will forever be tied together by a dead reptile. It is at this time you think you hear the flutter of wings. Has it been that long? Are the angels come to bring you and your sisters to your rest? Oh wait, that’s just mom returning from her hunt.

“Girls, I’m back.” You hear her call out across the nest. There is a pause as she perhaps expects you to come running up to her.
“Girls? Where are you?”

>Call out for her help.
>Give her a moment she’ll find you
>Write in

>>40500320
>Write in
Just yell out 'STUCK'.

>>40500320
>Mom we made a mess
We have to give her mom as the first words she hears from us

>>40500320
>Give her a moment she’ll find you
A few more blissful moments of life before we die of embarrassment.

>>40500358
Seconding this.

>>40500348
seconded

>>40500320
>Write-in
Yell out 'PARTY TIME'.

>>40500320
>>40500358

Sure, why not.

>>40500348
>>40500358
>Mom, stuck! Made mess!

>>40500358
>>40500320
This

>>40500320
>>40500358
This

>>40500320
>>Give her a moment she’ll find you

What if mom rolls low on freeing all three of us?

>>40500429
We eat our way out

>>40500429
That would be full hue.

>>40500358
I am Ok with that.

>>40500358
Supporting!

>>40500320
>Give her a moment she’ll find you

>>40499749
Since we're in a nest you could say we're...
...homestuck
I deeply apologize for my horrible pun

>>40500429
I don't think mom will have any problems.

>>40500429
mom rolls 1d1+99 when trying to save her children

>>40500429
It's not like we will starve when we are literally stuck in food.

>>40500476
Puns will be the death of us all anon

>>40500320
Calling and Writing. Give me a bit of time. Dinner and all that.

>37 posters
getting a bit of a following there sigil

>>40501258
People like it when dice roll bad for comedic effect.

>>40501258
I'm following all the Re:Monster styled quests.

>>40501307
It IS pretty entertaining.

Thank goodness they weren't rolls for something important.

>>40501258
>>40501341
Yeah, there's a lot of crossover in players between all the quests.

>>40501258
I'm not sure why. Apparently people like cute fluffy baby bird-people.
>>40501380
Did someone say crossover? Oh wait, that'll never happen. Or could it...

Anyways I'm back and writing,

>>40501356
Hey, having your foot stuck inside a snake is super important.

>>40501497
Eh i for one would rather not like a crossover tbh....

>>40501497
Naah, actual crossover would be very wonky business.

>>40501526
>>40501553
Even non-canon?

>>40501526
>>40501553
>>40501497

I think it could be interesting, but the QM's would have to get together and work out how it would actually work.

Also, three out of the five RE quests (mine included) haven't even hit thread 20 yet. I know I'm hesitant to even suggest a crossover until I get at least a dozen more threads under my belt.

Though last I checked, Lizard/Spider crossover could be a thing. Unless Sunny isn't going to find the spiders anymore. Haven't checked Lizard recently.

>>40501586
We've sort of gone around the spider stuff, now we are fighting giant monsters and doing wibbily wobbily timey wimey stuff

The only RE quest I've been reading is this one.

>>40501586
should probably avoud crossovers outside of references. much less messy.

>>40501641
I recommend reading the others, they're all great in their own ways.

>>40501586
Crossover's are a bad idea mate

>>40501673
But I don't really care for any of the monstergirls except for harpies.

>>40501641
You should check the others out, they are similar in tone - adorable and badass monstergirl adventures.

>>40501677
>>40501655
Good points. But like I said, I'm way to new at the game to even consider them.

>>40501687
Well, there is a harpy in Spider quest.

>>40501497
I should really stop making jokes. They only cause suffering.

>>40501750
You need Lotus to teach you the proper method of joke making.

>>40501833
And every time he does he pisses off someone/creates panic/etc, Kinda a dick move really

>>40501687
Well fair enough then. While Spider doth has a harpy, the quest also suffers from character overload and end up with party members being inactive most of the time.

Could read the early part before the bloat happens, harpy is spider's first friend outside the family and they go on a couple adventures just the two of them.

>>40501750
Yeah might be for the best

>>40500320
Fantastic, Mom is home she can help you all out of this predicament. You just need to let her know where you are.

“Mom” you call out with all your might fidgeting slightly in an attempt to get closer to the entrance to the nursery.
“Tweet” “Mommy!” “Twee-Tweet!” “Mom” your sisters cry out as well all of you moving in concert in your attempts to get to your mother.

“Girls? Where are you? Why are you in-“ you hear your mother say as she makes her way through the nest to the nursery. Then you look and see her talon as it appears before you. You hear a gasp from her.

“Wha- What happened in here?” you hear her nervously say as she looks around the blood stained nursery.
“We made mess.” You chirp up at mom, slightly sad. “You not mad right?” you look up with a small smile. You hear some kind of gasping noise as your mom seems to be having a mini melt down.
“How did it? When? Are all of you alright? The egg? You aren’t hurt are you?” she rapidly asks questions to no one in particular, as she bends down and tugs on you with her wing-hand, yanking your small frame free from the snake’s body.
1/2

>>40502069
“You should have seen it mom,” your older sister chirps up. As mom moves on to trying to free your twin. “There was the snake, an it was trynna eat lil’ sibling, an the twins were like woosh an they hit it and pow, an it miss, an then lil’est sis killed it, like shunk!”
“Tweet, chirp, twitter twee~, chirr, chirp, twee.” Your sister adds in as mom frees her from the corpse as well, checking her body over for any bites.
You feel a little put off by the fact that you are seen as the littler of the twins after all you did win the fight for dominance.

“They killed it without taking a scratch?” your mother seems to be questioning herself more than your sister, her gaze dancing over you and your twin’s tiny forms.
“Uhhunh, an then lil’est sis got stuck, an I tried to free her, an I got stuck, and then big lil’ sis managed to get stuck, an now you got here.” Your sister rambles on as mom reaches down and severs the snake’s tail freeing her as well.

Your mother looks worried but also relieved that nothing happened to the three of you. She wraps all of you up in a warm embrace her feathers tickling against you as she clutches the three of you tight to her.
“I’m just so glad you are all ok. I don’t know what I would do if anything were to happen to any of you.” She says rubbing her face against the tops of your heads.

>Tell mom something (What?)
>Just rest in her embrace, no need for words.
>*Grumble* You are hungry. Breakfast time?
>Write in

>>40502092
>*Grumble* You are hungry. Breakfast time?
>Write in
Eat the snake. Fighting works up an appetite.

>>40502092
>>*Grumble* You are hungry. Breakfast time?

>>40502092
>*Grumble* You are hungry. Breakfast time?

>>40502092
>>*Grumble* You are hungry. Breakfast time?

>>40502092
>Just rest in her embrace, no need for words.

>>40502092
>Tell mom something (What?)
We protected egg! We do good?

>>40502092
>>*Grumble* You are hungry. Breakfast time?
You said breakfast was hard yesterday, this was easy!

>>40502092
>Write in
How about we ask how long before the littlest harpy hatches?

>>40502185
Seconding this

>>40502092
>>*Grumble* You are hungry. Breakfast time?
Eat snek?

>>40502092
>We caught breakfast too.

>>40502092
>Insist to big sis that WE are big lil' sis.
Younger big lil' sis, but still.

>*Grumble* You are hungry. Breakfast time?

>>40502092
>*Grumble* You are hungry. Breakfast time?

>>40502092
>Tell mom something (What?)
>"Mom i can talk!"
I wonder which god our mother worships. They are doing a fucking great job protecting her children

>>40502296
That's pretty cute. I'll second this.

we covered lil'sis's egg in snake blood, that means she's gonna be born with super snake powers like having venom and being able to trap three whole harpy children at once

>>40502357
No

>>40502357
Yes

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>>40502092
Calling and Writing. I'll try not to take over an hour this time.

Here have a baby harpy pic as a way of saying sorry.

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>>40502416
i am not satisfied

im going to need more little harpies

>>40502416
Dammit, I was gonna vote for telling mommy we love her.
What with being able to talk and all.

>>40502416
I can't get it out of my head that this is the perfect you whot mate image.

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For being a harpy girl quest there sure is a lack of harpy girl pictures.

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>>40503185
Its because there aren't enough harpy chick pictures.

>>40503185
Wait
Wait wait wait wait wait
What is Papi?

>>40502092
You stay in your mom’s soft warm embrace for a little whiles, her large feathers caress your tiny body and along with your twin sister’s downy wings and just being able to feel your older sister’s tail feathers it is very much a comfortable place to be. However, something is terribly amiss, your stomach growls out in protest of you having comfy snuggle times, crying out for its morning meal. You are really hungry right now, and you know where to find a meal.

“Ahn, ugh,” you struggle a bit in protest against your mothers embrace, shifting feathers out of the way as you try to get out.
“Hmmm? What is it little one?” she breaks her hug slightly to pull back and get a better look at you.
“Hungy.” You chirp up at her, relaying the message your stomach is crying out up to your mother.
“Well, I’m sorry sweetie but-“She looks at you sadly before being interrupted by more of your struggling.
“Ehn, Hungy.” You manage to rustle through her wing, having the soft feathers brush across your face like a fluffy waterfall as you scramble your way over to your hard earned kill. You look down at the corpse of your defeated foe, your brain says no, it’s covered in dirt and who knows what else. But your stomach, your stomach say yes.
1/?

>>40503235
You pin your foot down on top of the snake’s head and lean down close, sinking your teeth into the hole that you made at the base of its neck with your talons. With a hard tug upwards you rip a long strip of flesh and scales up and away tearing it from the corpse. The texture is like that of chicken easy to chew and a little stringy, but the meat is rather bland except for a light tinge that reminds you of eating fish. You gulp down the meat quickly before burying your face once more into the carcass for another bite.

There is more rustling of your mother’s wings as your sisters run over and assist you in disposing the remains tearing your way through the meal like the three puffy little balls of carnivorous feathered fury that you are. As you take another bite you look up to see your mother, a soft smile on her face as she watches her three babies devour the first kill of the clutch. She turns and goes back towards another part of the nest, leaving her family to their meal.
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After some time you sit back, the snake having been reduced to little more than some bones on the floor of the nursery. The room is still a bloody mess with blood all around the room you hatched in just yesterday. It feels surreal, that you have done so much for a baby is astounding, but at the same time it feels like you have done nothing. Like there is so much left in this world to do, and explore, and live.

“My little twins,” you hear your mother call from the main nest. “my little chickadees, come here. I have something important for you.”
2/?

>>40503256
3/3
You wander your way out of the nursery to find your mother in the middle of the main nest area, she motions you close to her and you comply. You on her left side and your sister on the other. You both look up at her expectantly, after all what could she want? She didn’t seem mad about the mess.
She motions for the two of you to sit down and you do so, across from you sits your sister. As you do so she unfurls her wings revealing several objects which she lays out in front of you, between you and your sister. You recognize the objects from your past life immediately.

The first is an ornate rattle, likely handcrafted by someone, it looks almost like a maraca in its shape and it is painted beautifully with pictures of faces in blue near the top, with birds and harpies flying around in its center, and humans and other monsters walking around on the ground. As mom puts it down it makes a *shaka shaka* noise.
The second is a jeweled broach, it appears to be made of gold and shaped into an eagle taking flight, studded with gems of all variety: emeralds making up the wings of the figure, diamonds its breast, its talons finely crafted and tipped with obsidian, its eye a brilliant red ruby.
The third is looks to be a book, the pages appear to be worn by years of use and it is bound in some unknown reptilian skin that seems to give off its own soft light, large pearls are inserted into the cover and pentagrams and runes are etched into the surface.

You look at your sister and she seems as you are by the objects, you look over to your mother who watches you expectantly, then you notice that your older sister is entering the room, maybe she can shine some light on what you are doing.
“Oah hey, I remem-“ your sister begins only to be silenced by mom covering her face with her wing.

Maybe you are supposed to pick one of the things infront of you?
>The Rattle
>The Broach
>The Book
>Write in

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>>40503214
Perhaps this should be rectified.

>>40503275
>The Rattle

>>40503275
>>The Book

>>40503275
>The Book

>>40503275
>The Book

>>40503275
>>Write in
Disregard items, embrace sister.

>>40503275
>The Book

>>40503275
>The Bell
>The Book
>The Can-
Wait, I'm doing it wrong.

>The Book

>>40503312
Second deleting old vote here>>40503316

>>40503275
>The Rattle

>>40503275
I really hope this isn't locking us into a route for a class.....

>>40503275
Choose mom

When that does not work

[x]The Book

>>40503275
>Climb into mama's lap.
I reject your test!

>>40503275
>The Rattle

>>40503353
Me too, fuk this faggots going for the book

So anons want a harpy mage?

>>40503312
I am for this.

>>40503275
>The Broach
Rogue Harpy.

>>40503312
seconding

>>40503275
>The Broach

>>40503312
Deleting old vote >>40503296
changing to sister

>>40503275
>The Book

>>40503275
>The Book

>>40503312
Second

>>40503353
This has nothing to do with classes, it is once again a personality test, picking one item literally means nothing over picking another, or not picking any.

>>40503312
Class: Sistermancer.

Boost sister's ability to double her original.

>>40503275
>>40503312
This
>>40503412
Nah it'd obviously be something more like getting a buff when we're with our sister

Chinese parents actually do this to their kids don't they?

>>40503312
I like it.

Adorable.

>>40503275
>>40503291
changing to

>>40503312

>>40503407
Sounds liek complete bullshit.
Write in:
>roll around in the dirt and pick up a stick to see what happens personality wise.

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>>40503395
FUck off thats not yours to replace

>>40503312
>>40503275

Will support this.

Give /tg/ three choices.

Then /tg/ will always find the most adorable or most badass writein.

>>40503275
>The Broach

>>40503312
I like thing.

>>40503312
>>40503331

Sure, I'll change my vote to this.

>>40503275
The book.

I support embracing sister.

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>>40503275
Calling,Tallying, Writing.

>>40503452
You're right, it was complete bullshit you guys just missed out on all the classes! Muahahah.
But now I'm going to have to come up with something far more grand than any of those would have given you.

>>40503650
Sistermancy? Sounds lewd

>>40503650
We are.... ONE KICK HARPY!

now the question remains

do harpies dance like birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTl1asCDOgs

>>40503727
I am continuously impressed.

>>40503727
Pompadour bird knows how to interpret old memes correctly
B A V I C O N F I R M E D

I hate when we have this kind of shit
>fat nerdy sedentary girl in the preciously life
>let's change this!
>picks the book
What are you guys even trying to do?

>>40503986
Initially we thought we were picking class. And of course we will go harpy mage.

>>40503986
Pretty sure we picked the sister.

>>40504002
Nah man, nah.

I want an agile and fierce hit and run harpy.

>>40504026
We just like to hit things with books.

>>40504026
Same

>>40504026
None of the other RE quests have gone full mage so it would have been interesting to see how that worked out.

>>40504038
We summon books and smack people around with them.

>>40504058
Definitely doesn't feel like it would fit a harpy.

>>40504058
Mage's are boring as all hell plus it doesn't fit harpys well

>>40504058
I hate when people think like this

>>40504081
What if your mage was flying? And slinging fireballs while flying? At a height where arrows can't reach?

But in all seriousness, if we were to become a mage, we would summon snake chains and hit our enemies with it.

>>40504068
With the way we're going, we'll end up summoning sisters and beating people to death with weaponized cute

>>40504123
I am ok with sistermancer.

>>40504123
>suffocation in downy feathers

>>40504026
No way, that's too normal, you gotta try breaking the mold sometimes. going full mage is more interesting.

>>40504119
We are not a dragon. Also studying hours long instead of playing or exploring sounds boring as fuck.

>>40503275
You glance over the three items, it is obvious that mom wants you to decide between one of the things she put in front of you. But what is it all supposed to mean? Why a rattle? Is it supposed to symbolize something? The brooch? Cause its shiny or something? The book obviously means knowledge or some shit like that but it is really ornate so why it specifically? Ugh…. Your head hurts. You look up at mom who is waiting expectantly for your decision her eyes glancing between you, the items, your sister, back to the items, this must be important to her.

You go back to looking between the items strewn before you. Ok, Sam, just pick one, how hard could it be. Just pick one of the things in front of you, mom will be happy no matter what. Just pick something. You look up at your sister sitting across from you, she seems to be having the same dilemma choosing. She has a worried expression on her face like it mean a lot to her. You kinda want to go over there and comfort her.
1/2

I admit I'm not too interested in Full Mage harpy. I want to do something unique with our sister, though hell if know what.

>>40504183
You stand up on your talons and cross the line of items, kicking the rattle out of your way as it spins lazily on the nest floor, pushing the brooch aside the light no longer catching its glisten, shoving the oddly bound book out of your way, you stride across the straw and twigs. You stand before your sister who looks at you perplexed, and suddenly you extend your soft downy wings like you did to calm her when you first awoke this morning, leaning forward you wrap her in your fluffy embrace. There is a brief pause as time seems to slow and slowly she reaches her wings forward and returns the gesture, wrapping her soft poofy appendages around you and pulling you close.

You look up at mom, she seems conflicted between the emotions of joy and shock, clutching the sides of her face with her wing-hands. Big sis looks confused as her gazes swaps between you and sis, then to mom, and back to you.
Suddenly you hear something on the wind, a *Fwump Fwump FWUMP* and the noise of twigs snapping as something or someone enters the nest.

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Calling it here for tonight flock. Stick around for Q&A, or just to yell at me for being a shit. Post pictures of Harpies if you gottem and I’ll see you all sometime later this week.

I'd be fine with mage, myself. Never understood the dislike, plus being harpies, we'd have an easy time getting range to cast stuff.

>>40504201
No DM! Don't stop there!

You tease.

>>40504201
How magic is everyone in the family

>>40504201
In all things we choose our sister.

lewd

>>40504201
>Calling it here for tonight
fug

>>40504246
it's only lewd if it's a threesome. Otherwise, it's familial bonding

>>40504201
At least tell us how mom interpreted that.

>>40504246
>someday one guy is going to be stuck with TWO harpies

>>40504300
>some guy
>Not going p/u/re love.

>>40504300
there are worse fates in the world.

>>40504229
>>40504254
Hey I need to stop at points that make you want to come back for more. Sue me.

>>40504233
Well Mom is pretty fucking magical and Big Sis (due to dice) chose the book so the family has a lot of magical members. But Magic is based on evolutions, stones, and birth so take that all with a grain of salt.

>>40504281
Harpies use this ritual on their young ones to determine what they think is most important in life. You disregarded everything for your sister. I'll leave it at that.

>>40504380
Yeah, they could be stuck with three.

Wait, did you say worse? I thought you meant better.

>>40504401
>Disregard classes, acquire sister

>>40504401
>You disregarded everything for your sister. I'll leave it at that.
We are the best goddamned twin EVER!

>>40504401
>You disregarded everything for your sister
That is absolutely adorable.
So, lemme guess: rattle=fun, Brooch=riches, book=knowledge?

>>40504380
>>40504408
>three harpies attached to you
Do you think you could handle it?

>>40504401
Yup, thought that was what it was.

>>40504453
>Do you think you could handle it?
I don't know if I could, but I would definitly consider it worth trying.

>>40504453
Depends. Am I a snake?

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>>40504401
hhnggg
I can tell this quest is going to be 2cute4me.

>>40504401
We did good anon.

We did good.

>>40504453
Pretty sure if die of cute.
Or, if monster musume is anything to go by, random household accidents.

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>>40504436
Yes actually. Damn someone else has heard the story.

>>40504453
The snake sure could-
>>40504479
Everytime people steal my jokes!

>>40504408
Worse, They could only have a human. Le gasp
>>40504453
Maybe two, I can't handle that much attention.

>>40504401
>Stones

Eating elemental stones like in Re: Monster or carrying around sun stones like in Pokemon?

>>40504401
So, is dad a strix?

And is he wearing a fancy suit and tie?
Please tell me he's wearing a fancy suit and tie

>>40504509
>I can't handle that much attention.
I can't handle any. Pretty sure I'd feel incredibly awkward and out of place with one.

So, Either the twins are going to fall in love with each other, or they're both going to fall in love with the same guy, Of they find another set of human twins

The romantic potential of these two are stunning, And I'm probably going to end up writing fics about all of them

>>40504502
>someone else has heard the story
Don't even know the story.
Two were obvious, and the rattle was a guess.

>>40504524
That'd be very out of place in this setting not going to lie mate, The suit part that is

>>40504540
Pls no /u/cest

>>40504521
Both?
It is speculated by many monsters that consuming elemental stones can raise your own latent mana and even change your elemental affinity.
However most carry the stones with them as they can work as a foci for spells if socketed into a staff or weapon.

>>40504524
You'll have to show up next week to find out. But no, he is not going to be wearing a suit.

>>40504555
Oh, heh. Ignore the spoilers then.

>>40504581
yes. /u/cest all the way. muhahaha, you shall not stop us.

OK maybe you will, but I can dream.

>>40504616
>next week
NOOOOOO

>>40504540
>or they're both going to fall in love with the same guy
It's either going to be this, or one will fall in love with a guy and the other will hang around for her sister. And eventually fall for the same guy too.

>>40504666
Chill out Satan.

>>40504687
>joking.jpg
look back I said I would run later this week, calm yourself.

You all are perverts, thinking of this sisterly love as anything more than that, shame on all of you. Shame I say! For giving me all of these lovely ideas that I know I will never write.

>>40504758
>>joking.jpg
>look back I said I would run later this week, calm yourself.
oh
oh good
dont do that

>>40504758
Sisterly love and sisterly love only.
They'll just have to find a guy someday, which will probably end up being human.

You did say male harpies were rare as fuck, right?

>>40504540
>>40504712
Twinfag master race here. I always felt that falling in love with my brother's girlfriend is even worst than falling in love with him.
But I admit that falling in love with another twin must be nice as fuck

>>40504502
>Everytime people steal my jokes!
It was me both times actually.
Great minds think alike I guess.

>>40504840
Do harpies have an issue with loving the same guy?
And would it matter one way or another for a pair of close twins?

>>40504758
Well, They might not love each other that way, but what if they both love the same man?

What if they're both alright with sharing?

>>40504807
Not as bad as the Gerudo from Legend of Zelda but Yes, roughly 5 out of every 100 harpies are male.
Its a good thing breeding with most "humanoid" races leads to more harpies or the species would be fucked.

>>40504883
I must find you and defeat you.

>>40504889
>>40504892
You people are naughty. A man can imagine.

>>40504889
>Do harpies have an issue with loving the same guy?
I don't know.
>And would it matter one way or another for a pair of close twins?
This like, fucking your step mother yo. But instead of daddy getting mad it's your twin

>>40505012
what

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tfw it feels like youre the only one in the thread that doesnt want the twins in some incestuous relationship or both with the same dude.

>>40505040
What I was trying to say is that twins fucking the same guy is the same as mother and daughter fucking the same guy. If you think having a sweet threesome with our sister is ok then having a threesome with our mother should also feel ok.

>>40505116
I most definitely do NOT want some weird ass incestuous relationship.
I have no strong feelings one way or the other with sharing the same guy, and I'd be perfectly okay with them getting two separate guys.

But first, we must kidnap a small child from a nearby village to play with us.

>>40505116
To be honest, I could take it or leave it.
If it happens, cool. If not, that's cool too.

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>>40505137
There's something shonky bout this business right here.

>>40505116
No you aren't the only one

>>40504758
smutbins exist for a reason.

>.... don't ask
The sun is setting.

It had been a nice day all told and the meal you had had left a mess like usual. You look to your sister and she smiles back. You are still messy eaters, even after a year of living, something neither of you had bothered to fix. Now comes the fun part. You carefully preen one another, the contact sending pleasant shivers down your spine, tongues and teeth carefully removing blood and bits of meat from each others feathers.

Once done you settle down to watch the sunset.

"Sis?" She speaks up from your send, your wings wrapped around each other like always.

"Hmm?" You smile and nuzzle the top of her head.

"How goes it with Jason?"

You shrug. "Alright, its early yet but he is a very nice young man. I'm thinking of taking him hunting tomorrow."

You see out of the corner of her eye that she smiles at that. "Good, you deserve someone who treats you right."

Your sister presses her head against the side of your neck and you lean your head against hers and kiss her hair. You frown. Her voice had sounded, wrong, not happy at all, almost bitter in fact, and you know your twin and that had not been a happy smile.

As you open your mouth to ask her what was the matter. You feel hot tears run down your neck. Alarmed you draw back. Your sister chokes back a sob.

"Sis... sis what is it?" You run your feathers up and down her face and sides, doing your best to comfort her.

>(1/2)