Tell them the truth

>>40447283
You may have started a bit early in the day.
Even so:
>tell the truth

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Well to tell you the truth.." You pause as you get ready to drop the bomb "I maaay not come from this universe at all and I'm actually a dimension hopping soldier with no goal in sight."

Everyone fells silent for a moment. God this silent is killing you.

"Huh" Chrom says "Well telling the truth is always appreciated"

"Sir do you really believe this man's words?" Frederick calls out.

"Frederick, do you think a lie would be this nonsensical?" Chrom responds to Frederick the wary

"...very well sir" Frederick says

"I personally think Oscar-kun is being really freaking cool with all his life stories and sweet gadgets!" Lissa shouts as she keeps waving her arms and pointing at you

You really didn't want to address the fact that Lissa started to add Japanese honorifics to your name but somebody had to say something

>"Lissa could you stop adding kun to my name?"
>Leave her be, its and endearing character trait anyway

>>40451588
>>"Lissa could you stop adding kun to my name?"
Remove weeb

>>40451588
>"Lissa could you stop adding kun to my name?"

Yup. She wants the S

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>>40451588
"Hey, Lissa could you come with me for a moment" you say as Lissa cheerfully follows you to a farther place up the road "what seems to be the matter Oscar-kun?" she says happily

"Lissa could you stop adding kun to my name?" you say in your most passive voice you can find.

"fine, Oscar-san!" Lissa says while giggling a tad.

"I mean at all, Lissa, just call me Oscar" you repeat a little bit more sternly.

"b-b-but I r-really w-want too" you see Lissa is trying to comprehend a society where she is not a massive weeabo, it kind of makes you feel a little bit sad, just a little bit though.

"look Lissa I know you like to say that a lot " You tell her "but some people don't particularly like your way of saying things because its different and it makes them feel uncomfortable"

"O-okay" Lissa says as she trying to stop the tag team attack of both tears and embarasment "t-thank for the advice...Oscar" she says as you start to walk further apart from her to give the girl some space.

"S-s-senpai" she whispers in a incredibly silent tone that nobody hears except herself

>(cont)

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>>40451995
"So this is the city of Ylisstol, huh?" Ocelot says in a mildly surprised manner

To say the city was big was an understatement. Gargantuan is a more acceptable word for the place

"So this is your first time in Ylisstol Ocelot?" Chrom asks "you know there's a lot of things you can do in here..." Chrom starts talking with Ocelot as he explains him everything he can about the city

"I believe this is alos your first time right, Oscar?" Frederick says

"Yes it is, sir Frederick" You answer

"Well, let me write you a paper with notable spots you can go too" Frederick says as he start jotting down words on a silk napkin.

Goddamn royalty, being able to write on silk napkins with no consideration of how much you wanted a silk napkin for your birthday.

After a while Frederick hands you the silk napkin filled with different locations including a blacksmith shop, an inn that was specialized in mercenary bounties, and the shepherds headquarters.

>Head to the blacksmith, you need to spend all the gold somewhere
>Go to the inn, a drink ought to make everything smoother and happier
>Might as well go to the HQ and get this done with

>>40452237
>Head to the blacksmith, you need to spend all the gold somewhere

>>40452237
>to the blacksmith.

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>>40452237
You realize that your lack of bullets and other means of inflicting pain are severely lacking, so you decide to go to the blacksmith Frederick wrote you.

The blacksmith shop is a humble place with the name "Man at arms" showing different types of swords and other utensils of death at the front.

You wander into the shops looking at the owners high quality weapons. Fredrick was right when he wrote this address.

"Need anything stranger?" a voice interrupts you as you are looking at a freshly done steel sword.

You turn your head to see a quite young man with the face of a kid see you.

"You might be?" You ask the fella in a calm manner.

"The names Rickert, Im the owner of this here shop!" he says in a friendly tone "what do you need?"

SHOP UNLOCKED

>GUN R&D 3000 G: Unlock creation of bullets and further developments of your gun
>KNUCKLE DUSTERS 500G: A pair of brass knuckle dusters especially made to cave someone face in
>LIGHT ARMOR 1000G: A lightweight leather armor allowing you to move fast with some protection added (+3 HP)
>HEAVY ARMOR 1500G: A more heavyweight version of armor filled with metal plates and the like (+6 HP, Harder to stealth)
>TRIDENT 1000G: A mid range spear with normal damage apart from making you look rad as shit
>WEAPON PETITION: A specialized weapon catered to your needs. Rickert is going to pass you a proper price after you tell him what you want

>>40453845
>KNUCKLE DUSTERS 500G: A pair of brass knuckle dusters especially made to cave someone face in
>GUN R&D 3000 G: Unlock creation of bullets and further developments of your gun
>Maybe a stiletto for our more assassin style of fighting.

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>>40453845
"I'll take the knuckle dusters please" you say looking at the weapons like if you were looking at furniture or hardware tools

"Great! Anything else?" Rickert says with a smiling face

"Yes" you say bluntly as you put you S&W on the counter "this weapon is fairly unique and I was wondering if you could do some reverse engineering and find its mechanisms"

The room falls under a quick silence as you see a very confuse Rickert looking at the gun

"This is a gun?" Rickert says "Is it some sort of hammer?" he picks the gun up and starts looking at it intuitively and carefully.

"Can you do anything with it?" you say

"Well it definitely looks weird" he ends up saying "I don't know if i can do anything with it other than give you a decorative replicate.." he finishes the statement while leaving you quite disillusioned

"I might know a thing or two about them" A feminine voice sounds just right behind you

Wait a minute you know this voice..

>(cont)

>>40453845
>GUN R&D 3000 G: Unlock creation of bullets and further developments of your gun
>KNUCKLE DUSTERS 500G: A pair of brass knuckle dusters especially made to cave someone face in

>>40453935
>stiletto
>not a garrote
Do you even assassin, bro?

>>40454622
Wanted something with a little more versatility, definitely thought of the garrote though.

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>>40454570
"L-LEONA?!" You yell as images of her flash through your memories

Leona Heidern, one of your friends during your days with the Ikari Unit. She was the top of the top only showing her true skills at the battlefield yet losing at everything else that was considered "social", that's why you took your sweet time becoming her friend and giving her all the joy any capable human being could handle

"It's been a while colonel" she says as she gives you a salute "Didn't though I would see you here"

>Salute back
>Give her a good ol' hug
>"I TH-THOUGHT I W-WOULD N-NEVER (sob) SEE YOU AGAAIIN"

>>40454861
>Give her a good ol' hug

>>40454861
>Salute back
I TH-THOUGHT I W-WOULD N-NEVER (sob) SEE YOU AGAAIIN"

>>40454861
>Salute back
>Give her a good ol' hug

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>>40454861
You stiff your face as you salute her back in a stiff manner "At ease soldier"

Almost mechanically Leona drops the salute, only to get a SURPRISE TACTICAL HUG from you "welcome back soldier" you say ruffling her blue hair

"T-thank s-sir" she says as her face starts to turn into a light shade of red

"Umm, you said you knew something about this" Rickert cuts off the happy moment due to a feeling of awkwardness

"Yes" Leona answers while going back to professional mode "I can help by providing a blueprint for the gun"

"Great! Come in!" Rickert says happily "soo is that all"

"you got any stilettos or a garrote perhaps?" you ask

"the type of shoe or th-"

"The type that kills people"

"You can kill a lot of people with a shoe you know"

You give him a point only to see Leona going to the blacksmith

"Hey Leona!" you call her before disappearing from your view "Where do you hang out so I can visit you?"

"Are you part of the shepherds?" she asks

"Yes?" you answer

"Then go ask for Squad 8 and tell them you're friends with their general" she says before leaving your sight

"If this gun thing works I'll give you the stilettos and garrote for free ok?" Rickert finally adds before you leave outside of the store

now that that's done...
>Head for HQ
>Head for the inn

>>40455355
>Head for HQ

>>40455355
>Head for HQ

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>>40455355
You decide that you should probably head for HQ and meet everyone there while you're at it

The trip isn't that bad and the HQ is surprisingly quaint for a royal army while still big enough to be noticeable from afar

The moment you enter you realize that there is a lot of people that are officially confirmed as shepherds, and not just the 5 or 6 guys that appear in the game, you kinda suspected this as it would have been pretty weird to form an organization based around 6 people

"you're here" Ocelot says as he appears from behind you "had fun?" he says in a sarcastic manner

>Fuck off, Ocelot (equally sarcastic manner)
>Fuck off, Ocelot (angry manner)
>Other

>>40455675
>Fuck off, Ocelot (equally sarcastic manner)

>>40455675
>Fuck off, Ocelot (equally sarcastic manner)

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>>40455675
"Fuck off, Ocelot" you say enabling your sarcast-o-meter on maximum

"hehe I might as well" Ocelot concedes as it looks he didn't get a rise from you

"Are you gonna join us for the team meeting?" Ocelot asks you "Maybe you can try being a blast in front of the others, for my amusement of course"

> "Meh, I spent enough time doing some shopping"
>"Actually I'm searching for a squad in particular, so I'll see you after that" (go look for squad 8)

>>40456094
>"Actually I'm searching for a squad in particular, so I'll see you after that" (go look for squad 8)

>>40456094
>"Actually I'm searching for a squad in particular, so I'll see you after that" (go look for squad 8)

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>>40456094
"Actually I'm searching for a squad in particular, so I'll see you after that" You tell ocelot

"Very well" Ocelot says "I'll leave you be"

It took you some time looking for Leona's squad but after a while you find someone that tells you that the squad is in the east section of the barracks

The barracks where the same as every other even though was filled with different people milling around doing their own businesses
"Um excuse me?" you say catching the squad attention...
>CREATE YOUR CHARACTER

>NAME:
>GENDER:
>CLASS:
>PERSONALITY:
>BACKGROUND:

>>40456597
Uh who are we creating?

>>40456636
Whoever you desire! Im not a picky guy and Ill try to make anything work

The only thing Im ignoring is troll posts

>>40456697
No i mean....You kinda didn't tell us who we're supposed to be creating as in is it a member of squad 8 a civilian or what?

>>40456740
Well since the post is about squad 8 I thought I didnt need explaining

But yeah its squad 8

>Metal Gear to the Max and Fire Emblem combined

I'm reading the archives and I love you Nero, from one new QM to another.

I just wanted to say that.

>>40456887
You should participate in this quest aswell then Eail

>>40456597
>NAME: Cheren
>GENDER:Trap
>CLASS: Soldier
>PERSONALITY: Tsundere as fuck
>BACKGROUND: Nigga I aint gonna write you a book

>>40456957
when you say soldier you mean alternate universe soldier or fire emblem generic mook soldier?

Cause alternate universe soldiers will be introduced later

>>40457030
Mook, generic mook soldier

They make the best of friends until they die horribly and make you angry enough to LIMIT BREAK

Alternatively they get massive crit bonuses upon promo and rape ass

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>>40456597

>NAME: Alexander Anderson
>GENDER:Male
>CLASS:War Cleric
>PERSONALITY: Off the battlefield, is a kind and compassionate man, always ready to listen to his comrades and give his best advice. On the battlefield, he is a madman, always jumping into the fray looking for a decent challenge to his skills, healing himself as he fights. He relishes battle, and is often heard laughing while he fights. Because of this, some members of the squad give him a wide berth.
>BACKGROUND: His parents gave him to the church when he was a baby, so he has lived in the church his whole life. While very devoted to his faith, he was often found fighting by the priests who raised him. They encouraged him to become a war cleric when he was old enough so that he could continue to work in the faith and have a healthy outlet for his love of fighting.

>>40456922
I will, partly, got my own quest to run now.

I also normally just keep the trip on for DBZ quests

>>40457070
Oh fuck yes, Seconding this deleting old vote here>>40456862

>>40456597
So Alexander and Cheren for starting squad?

You still can add any character you want so ill give this about 10 minutes and come back

>>40457357
Well then my old vote for Gabriel Van Helsing
http://vanhelsingmovie.wikia.com/wiki/Gabriel_Van_Helsing

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>>40456597
>NAME: Inigo Montoya
>GENDER:Male
>CLASS: Myrmidon
>PERSONALITY: A man who is kind to his fellow squad members, but doesn’t socialize much, preferring to spar and increase his skills with the sword. He occasionally enters melancholy fits, and has started drinking during these times. Sometimes while passed out, he is heard whispering the name Domingo.
>BACKGROUND: His father was killed by a six fingered man, he started to learn the way of the sword so that he may challenge and kill him. He is constantly seeks masters to test his mettle on, however he has found that his skills exceed an increasing number of them. He is also starting to be discouraged by his lack of luck in finding the six fingered man, the last thing he learned was that he was a noble in a far-off kingdom. He has joined the army because there isn’t much money to be made in the revenge business.

>>40457430
Could you fill the sheet, Please?

Im not looking foward to start researching characters.

>>40457530
Eh i'm not really good at writing up characters tbh....

>>40457583
Give it a shot

>>40457583
Yeah the stage's yours anon go for it

>>40456597
>NAME:Gabriel Van Helsing
>GENDER:Male
>CLASS:Monster Hunter
>PERSONALITY:Van Helsing can be described as a loner, Silent and always expecting something to happen at a moment's notice, He can however grow close to those who he fight's with
>BACKGROUND:Not much of Gabriel's past life is known, For he himself does not remember. He was found halfdeed near a church crawling up it's steps and was taken care of by the head priest. When he eventually recovered he wished to repay his debt's to the church and so become a monster hunter for the church, Cleansing the world of evil one beast at a time

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>>40457834
Annnd i forgot the image....

>>40456957
Elaborating because I'm bored

>NAME: Cheren
>GENDER:Trap
>CLASS: Soldier
>PERSONALITY: Tsundere as fuck
>BACKGROUND: Raised as a street rat by an older sister in Plegia, Cheren grew up poor as all hell, scraping by and stealing to survive. Eventually things got so bad that big sis decided it was time to flee Plegia and hit up Ylisse for some of that sweet freedom. Unfortunately the siblings ended up caught in the middle of a skirmish wherein Big Sis got killed by a Plegian Dark Magic user, and Cheren got picked up by some Ylisse Knights and brought back, ended up training as a soldier for several years due to a lack of any other possibilities.

>>40456597
Name: Professor William Belfast
Gender: Male
Class: Brigand
Personality: Warrior and poet, also gay.
Background: Mild-mannered man who left his scholarly life researching magic to pursue his true passion of being a barbarian. His gentlemanly nature was a poor fit for the brutish occupation so he was quickly recruited by Chrom to put apply his axe to more noble endeavors.

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>>40456597
"What the hell do you want?" a voice yells from the other side of the Barracks

"Do you have to shout?" Another calls from his bed while hiding under the bed sheets

You hear a loud snore from a another bed filled with bottles of rum and the like

"Please excuse them, we had a rough training session and everyone needs some sleep" A calm voice comes from the back of the door scaring you dumb

"O-oh it's no problem really" you say composing yourself "the names Oscar Gold"

"Alexander Anderson at your service" Alexander answers

"Everyone calls him Alex" The rude voice from before elaborates "So you should too"

"hehe" Alex says as he adjusts his glasses "It's nothing really, they're just making my name shorter"

"So what do you want" the voice asks as you try to pinpoint his(her?/Its?) location

"Im friends with Leona Heidern..." You say

With these words pronounced everyone loses their otherwise lazy demeanor and jumps from the beds and other location to form a salute in front of you.

"Roll Call soldiers!" The man usually covered in bed sheets scream at the top of his lungs as everyone start saying their names

"Alexander Anderson, sir!"
"Gabriel Van Hellsing, sir!"
"Cheren, sir!"
"...*snore*..."

>"At ease!"
>"...Okay.."

>>40458255
>"At ease"

>>40458255
>>"At ease!"

>>40458255
>"At ease!"

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>>40458255
"At ease!" you yell as any proper drill sergeant would

"At..ease?" Cheren says confused "what's that supposed to mean?"

"I think what it means we can be relaxed now" Alexander kindly explains with a warm smile on his face

"Whoa, that's frickin cool" Cheren says "General would never let us do that"

Ayup these guys were Leona's squad alright

"Well You were always sleeping so I believed you would be fresh for training" Leona says as she sneaks up behind you

"Hey Leona" you say "did it go well"

Leona stands firm to you and gives you a quick salute leaving most of the jaws currently inside the barracks under the floor and then some more

"Rickert said he could make something out of the blueprints i gave him, he's gonna need your gun to be able to do something proper for it"

"very well" you say taking your S&W out of your pocket, as well as making the already dropped jaws drop further due to seeing the gun

"So I assume you've taken a liking to squad 8 right, sir?"

>"I've seen better"
>"they need some polishing around the edges" (Wake up sleeping beauty with a flying boot)
>"you've got a good squad here Leona"

>>40458769
>"they need some polishing around the edges" (Wake up sleeping beauty with a flying boot)
>"you've got a good squad here Leona"

>>40458769
>"you've got a good squad here Leona"

>"What is Cheren, by the way?

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>>40458769
"Youve got a good squad here Leona" You say as you throw of your boot to the sleeping drunk man making him tumble from the bed and into the floor

"What the hell is Cheren by the way?" you ask her

"Hes human" Leona answers in a puzzling tone

"....gender I mean...."

"....Im not sure what you mean..."

"Is he a boy or a girl?!"

"Is this one of your jokes?"

"I..I...forget it"

With presentations out of the way you chat with Leona and her squad Prompting several stories from your Ikari unit to the squad

"So if youre part of the shepards whats your squad?" Cheren asks

"Im actually part of the royal squad" You say laughing a bit "Its no big deal"

".....The royal squad just left....." Leona says bluntly

What...

>(cont)

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>>40459346
"Yeah they're right there" You watch as Cheren gives you some binoculars and points at a black dot among the hills

"what" you say bluntly as you zoom the binoculars.

Only to see a certainly grey-haired old man smiling through another set of binoculars

THAT MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

"So you're stuck in here now" Cheren says

"So im stuck in here now" you say

"we shall be pursuing a mission soon how about you join us?" Leona tells you without breaking a second

you literally had nothing to do in the Ylisstol capital and you probably will be having nothing to do during you stay, so why not?

"Meh, why not" you finally say

>(cont)

>>40459552
>Grin
>"That magnificent bastard!"
>Fucking laugh, We just got trolled by THE Revolver Ocelot

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>>40459552
>MISSION SELECT

>RENDEZVOUS MISSION: A notable mathematician and scientist has gone missing with his last records being around the east of a farmland
>BOUNTY TARGET (WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE): A massive black man with dreads has been picking up fights with everyone in a small village whether they like it or not, he's said to carry an equally massive shiny board with buttons and a stick
>RECAPTURE MISSION: A medium sized village is being filled by bandits and the farm folk are fearing for their lives, Risen are a given so expect heavy reinforcements, this is why were adding more money to the reward if you defeat the risen as well

>>40459732
>RECAPTURE MISSION: A medium sized village is being filled by bandits and the farm folk are fearing for their lives, Risen are a given so expect heavy reinforcements, this is why were adding more money to the reward if you defeat the risen as well
We were SWAT after all

>>40459732
Motherfucker did you just reference Woolie

>BOUNTY TARGET (WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE): A massive black man with dreads has been picking up fights with everyone in a small village whether they like it or not, he's said to carry an equally massive shiny board with buttons and a stick

>>40459851
I dunno maybe?

Do you wanna know?

>>40459732
ok due to tie im leaving this for 5 minutes

>>40459732
ok so choose between:

>RECAPTURE MISSION
>BOUNTY TARGET

First post wins unless more people decide to vote

>>40460178
>RECAPTURE MISSION
Would rather you roll to make it fair tbh

>>40460178
maybe I should, anon, maybe I should

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>>40459851
"We have a recapture mission just around a village, expect heavy reinforcements and the like" Leona says strongly to her squad

Squad 8 diligently heads off to the locker room to get geared up just as Leona starts talking to you "you have no weapons now sir" Leona says "Would you like me to go to the armory and get you some gear?"

>"I'm fine like this really"
>"I could use some extra power" (specify)

>>40460385
>>"I could use some extra power" (specify)

Bigass sword

>>40460385
>"I could use some extra power"
Garrote Wire and a combat knife

>>40460448
Eail we're a sneaky character, C'mon man

>>40460575
Thus, if we're able to sneak around using a bigass sword, we'll prove we're the best sneaky sneak.

And if not, we have the sword

It's foolproof

>>40460385
dice+1d10

Rolling for gear

>>40460848
1d10

goddamit ive never rolled this shit

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>40460875
HOW THE FUCK

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>>40460916
>(ignore previous angry tirade)

"I could use a bigass sword" You say to Leona

"very well" Leona "I have just the thing"

You wait for a while until she finally comes back with a incredibly massive sword that leaves you gasping for words

"can you handle it?" Leona says calmly

>roll 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40461062

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40461062

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>40461062

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>40461062

>>40461116
>>40461182
>>40461185
The dice gods say no.

>>40461244
Hey i tried to get us to get the garrote wire and combat knife but noooo.....

>>40461277
Do you think we can get those real quick-like?

>>40461337
Maybe people should have voted for it then.....
But nope we're a stealth character and we have to have a big sword that's useless!

>>40461356
Hmmmmm,
then how about we use it as a shield that we can clumsily swing around?

>>40461431
No that's simply stupid, We've shown to be fucking godlike at stealth, Better than Solid Snake

>>40461462
Well we can't be steath if we're grunting from the exertion of carring a giant slab of metal.

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>>40461062
You try with every force you can but it just .....wont....lift...

Your muscles break free and the sword collapses in front of you.

"It was my fault" Leona apologizes as she sees your face getting rid of all its previous manliness "I should have knew holding such a sword would make a huge toll on your body" with that says she lifts the sword and put its on its shoulder.

That just makes you even sadder.

"should I fetch something else from the armory?" Leona asks unaware that every moment you see her makes you feel even weaker

"Just... hand me a knife"

A while later Leona appears with a modest trench knife "Is this more suited for you sir?"

Well at least the knife is manly enough to make you stop feeling insecure about yourself

"Yes this will do" you say getting your hopes up in front of Leona

With everyone geared up and ready for action a hand is raised to pose a question

"sooo... who's the leader now?" The man you assume is Van Helsing ask

"Yeah... were kinda at a shortcoming here" Cheren adds "you know since you're HER superior and all"

"Im fine with any choice you have sir" Leona says with an expecting glance

>"Very well I'll be the leader for this mission"
>"I'll let Leona handle this, she's already the leader so no point me butting here"

>>40461529
>"We'll be playing latin american democracy now, everybody gets a vote. But if I don't like it I'll enact a military coup"

>>40461683
Kek second, Deleting old vote

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>>40461529
"Let's just flip a coin so nobody has to fight about leadership anymore" You say as you take a gold coin from your pocket

And so with your eyes set on the wheel...er...coins of fate you throw the mighty metallic sphered object in the air expecting a most important outcome that will decide the ENTIRE FATE of the squad

>roll 1d20 (crits still count you know?)

>>40461765
oh fuck didnt notice the post
sorry fella

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40461891
Doing it anyway
Also that post can be included in next update

>>40461925
Can always change it

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40461958
>>40461891
Oh wow, haha

>>40461958
>Mfw it lands on it's side.....

>>40462059
"That's it, me and Leona are sharing this burden like a good christian couple"

Rolled 6 (1d20)

Based Coin of Fate

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>40462235
>>40462035
666 get

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>>40461891
>CRI-CRI-CRITFAAAAAAAIIIILLLL
What happened after the coin was tossed? nobody except Leona does and when asked about it she will only say it involved a pineapple, a yoyo, and a cat after that she just tries to divert the subject and try to move on.

On stormy nights you can still see it in her eyes. Something happened that day, something so horrible you might as well have a mental breakdown if you weren't Leona

You wake up with your face filled with vomit, scratch that, your face filled with Van Helsing's vomit, Cheren's blood and something you can only identify as cheap whiskey and chickens blood.

On your right side you see a half-naked Leona sleeping on top of the guy you can only assume is Inigo Montoya

you find Cheren with a wound on his arm and his face right next to a shirtless Van Helsing's crotch

At the middle of the room there's a coin standing completely vertically on the floor with a piece of paper saying "BLESS THIS COIN AND EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH IT - Alexander Anderson"

Oh right where is that fell....

He's taped in the ceiling with a marking on his face saying "FULL METAL BITCH OF THE GODS"

With no forces left you pass out on the floor for a little bit more and let it all be sorted out tomorrow

>and thats it! due to my ever changing schedule go and check my twitter for info on FIRE EMBLEM ADVENTURE QUEST : https://twitter.com/nerokiller12

>also due to massive virgin questing part 1 has been deleted so here a quick recap
>you have been chosen amongst a pervert priest and an otaku assassin
>turns out you're pretty good at stealth
>you're a prolific fan-fic writer
>Robin has been switched by Liquid Ocelot
>you are really good at breaking necks
>I take best of first three rolls 1s and 20s are crits and will override any other roll (if both in same roll they cancel each other)
>Ill be answering any question you have

>>40462508
.....What the fuck happened?

>>40462574
Only Leona knows...

>>40462508
Is Neckbreak our Skill?

>inb4 that's what Crit +10 actually is.

>>40462508
See ya next time bro

>>40462574
Sorcery of crits

>>40462630
No it's randomness, It's maxed

>>40462630
I havent specified the skills but you can be pretty sure hes able to properly break necks

>>40462725
And sneak up on people like the fucking boogeyman?

>>40462791
According to last thread?
HELL YEAH

>>40462791
Preeetttyy much
also heres the quest archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Fire%20Emblem%20Quest%20

>>40462508
...
What would have happened on a 20?