>Episode 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40136203/
>Episode 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40202809/
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>"Yes! Thank you for choosing the Oracle Casino! You've made an excellent choice by coming to the crabs table, as it's our most popular game!"
The dealer seems chipper as he introduces you to the game.
Look alive, McSwag. This is your warm up! You know how to play, right?

>>40371289
Hell yeah we know how to play! Crabs is easy.

>>40371289
of course we know how to play
even if we didn't, we're lucky
we don't need to know how to play

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>>40371325
Well at least one of you does, because Rabbit seems to have no idea what the hell is going on. You study the table, ready to play!

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>"Well, lets begin, shall we?"
The dealer says as he sets his crab down on the crabs table.
It snaps absently in the air as the dealer places a stack of chips behind it.
Well....
>WHAT DO?

>>40371343
"Trust me, I've done this before."

>>40371371

I knew it. I fucking knew it.

We choose to disbelieve. This is clearly an illusion. Those are dice, not a crab.

>>40371371
match the number of chips
but put them in front of the crab

>>40371371
Roll dice hope for providence.

>>40371371
We throw our die at the crab.

>>40371371
Its so obvious. You have to move the chips onto your bet without the crab interfering, if the crab gets your fingers the house takes your money. The crab can also move your bet and if it does your winnings are doubled! Now place your bets and roll the dice. Just DON'T HIT THE CRAB! Thats illegal!

Trust your dice

>>40371371
We obviously eat the crab, then take all the chips. Have any of you even played before?

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How do you people know what's going on?

>>40371453
This

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You sweat. You realize that this isn't just Crabs. This is Middleland Crabs! You're only used to playing Original Crabs! It's the same basic concept of course, however you are at a severe disadvantage.

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>>40371438
Nervously, you match the dealers chips and set them down on the table. Immediately the crab looks enraged! It scurries over to your chips...

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>>40371869
And knocks them all down!
My god, this no beginners Middleland Crabs... this is professional. This crab knows what it's doing.

Rabbit doesn't seem to understand whats going on at all.

>WHAT DO?

>>40371887
Throw the dice
And if the dealer ask you why us did it say that it's another rule from where we come from

>>40371581
>Know
Oh, you're funny.
Hey, everybody, point at him and laugh!

>>40371887
Appease the crab with tiny fish!

>>40371887
Quick, While the crab is distracted, Place your second bet and roll the dice!

>>40371887
Throw the crab bait we have in our pocket (like all reasonable crabs players) and throw it at the house's chips.

>>40371989
Not too hard, of course. If we knock over their chips by doing that we get a 10 yard penalty.

>>40371887
Throw more chips at the crab, aiming for vital areas.

>>40371887
Pull out our lobster so they know we mean business

God, where's a half naked man wielding a giant crab cracker when you need him?

>>40372092
No, anon, it's too early to attempt the Lobster Gambit.

We gotta play this nice and cool.

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>>40371913
You decide to give it a whirl!
You grab your 1d??? and give it a toss!

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>>40372251
It hits the crab and bounces off its head, shining a faintly visible "18"!
Thats a good one, McSwag! Pretty lucky if you ask me!

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>>40372269
Speaking of luck, you notice something scuttle out of the shadows! It seems a previously unnoticed crab has joined the game!
This may be your way of evening the odds!

>WHAT DO?!

>>40372318
Lay down our chips, now protected by our new crab.

>>40372318
Wait for the two crabs to engage, then lay down more chips while they are distracted.

>>40372318
>Look around for the other 17 crabs that are supposed to be there.

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>>40372368
I'm fucking ready.

>>40372318
Ask the dealer to explain the rules of Middleland Crabs to Rabbit.

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>>40372427
Look at this wimp! Look and laugh!

>>40372318
obviously we need to roll 2d6 and hope for snake eyes. so that we can play the snake card.

>>40372318
Quick, have it knock down the dealer's chips!

>>40372368
This is the only sensible option

>>40372368
Yeah.
Clearly he's trying to hustle us.

>>40372269
Anyone else notice how rolling the die is decreasing incrementally? Like our luck is slowly running out?

Nah, I'm kidding. That'd be silly.

>>40372581
Stop riding our back harpy!

>>40372581
I was wondering the same thing actually

>>40372581
eh we'll just drain someone of their luck again.

>>40372661
...that's a really interesting mechanic.

>>40372680
The Luck-draining Mechanic, he makes it to where you get into more accidents and collisions so you use his services more often.

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>>40372334
You lay down your chips and your newly acquired crab scurries over and adopts a protective stance!

>>40372581
ehehehe

>>40372705
Kek.

>>40372773
explain the game to rabbit

>>40372788
Start to wonder why she suddenly turned so young.

>>40372788
You forgot the pic!

>>40372788
You forgot something.

>>40372807
Yeah, Sam was like, 40 in the Lord of the Rings.

>>40372807
No, not our rabbit.
"That young rabbit"
You know. That one. Over there.

it is the great lost update!

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>>40372773
You watch the table, ready for anything!
Nothing could possibly break your concentr-
Oh! It would seem that Rabbit is trying to get your attention!

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>>40372848
>>40372391
>>40372368
>>40372497
>"Check out my crab beard!"
It would seem that there ARE 17 other crabs that are missing. No wonder you were so confused starting out!
Now that you have all the crabs needed, what do you do?

>>40372848
>Filename
We take great offense at you trying to wedge us into your binary gender system.

>>40372870
isn't that incredibly painful?

>>40372848
Check if the attention grab attempt involves at least partial nudity.
If not, get back to the game.

>>40372870
Tell her she's cute as hell, and then up the stakes.

>>40372870
Hey crabs you help me win a bunch of money and I'll send you to the ocean express.

>>40372880
Are you saying she might die if we took them off?

>>40372884
It involves a swag as fuck beard.

Which is close to Brad
WE NEED A BARD!

>>40372870
we do the old trick play of rolling the enemy crab as a distraction to field additinal crabs.

>>40372910
Gartendo's somewhere. Maybe with Brad posting bail we'll see him soon.

>>40372903
what? no, I'm saying we should take them off because having 17 crabs pinch your face must be very painful!

>>40372970
For us if we tried taking them off, most likely.

>>40373031
you've never been pinched by a crab have you?

>>40373081
Only a crawfish, which is why I don't want to try our hand at removing those crabs.

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>>40372915
Your crab rushes the dealer's!
It uses its mighty claws to push the dealer's crab over!

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>>40373291
With the dealer's crab on it's back, yours stands triumphantly over it, raising it's claws into the air!

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>>40373322
Nows your chance!
>"YES! BE FREE MY CHILDREN!"
Rabbit giggles uncontrollably as the crabs release from her cheeks and fall onto the table!

Now you have more crabs, which I'm assuming is good. And legal.
>WHAT DO?

>>40373362
Put down more chips.

>>40373362
Press the advantage!

>>40373362
I think she may not be fine over seeing that dude get run over by a carriage.

>>40373362
ZERG RUSH! kekekekekekekeke

>>40373362
Put down ALL THE CHIPS.

>>40373362
split your crabs and double your bet.

brb doggy has to potty

>>40373362
Our crabs luckily move our entire pile to the 10x winning zone without knocking it over and disqualifying us

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>40373362
Put money down on the multi crab progressive spot! Quickly!

>>40373362
I guess what with all her misfortune, Rabbit has grown a thicker skin and tolerance for pain.

>>40373583
No, we need to get them on the triple word score square!

>>40373690
You crazy! We need to put it on the bullseye. That gives x50 winnings!

>>40373711
Only if we happen to have a bull on hand, and I don't see one.

>>40373730
we pulled a rabbit out of our hat so a bull shouldn't be too hard.

>>40373811
We only need the eye.

QMs doge has constipation everyone panic.

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>>40373382
>>40373405
In a final gambit, you push down ALL OF YOUR CHIPS
ALL OF THEM
THATS SO MANY CHIPS!

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>>40374300
And just in time! As the last of your crab horde shambles in front of the placed chips, your original crab triumphantly lifts the dealer's chip over it's shell!
I think thats good!

>WHAT DO?

>>40374325
Lose, One of your crabs is over their height line, disqualifying you.

>>40374325
Collect winnings.

>>40374325
Collect!

>>40374325
Yell encouragements at the crabs and bait the dealer.

Then look around for casino security, in case luckamancy is forbidden.

>>40374325
Place dealer's chip on your pile, solidifying your winnings. You have just won on a 4:1 bet.

>>40374429
Dont forget to assert dominance over this lowly dealer

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>>40374392
>>40374411
The dealer laughs humorlessly, a fake smile across his face.
>"Well done. It seems the Divine Five are in your favor today. How lucky!"
He forces a friendly clap

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>>40374682
>"Your winnings, sir. Errr. Ma'am. Uhh... just take it."
He hands you a sack, jingling with chips!

>>40374699
Time to cash out, motherfuckers.

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>>40374699
>>40374766

As you head to the winnings booth, you notice an orc security guard eyeing you.
Play it cool, McSwag. You almost have it.

>>40374773

Seems like the perfect time for a FORTUITOUS DISTRACTION!

>>40374773
relax, he just wants to pay bail for his brother

>>40374773
Play cool as ice.

>>40374773
QUICK! GO LOSE PART OF OUR WINNINGS AT ANOTHER GAME

>>40374773
Let Rabbit do some betting, surely she'll throw him off our trail.

>>40374773
Smile at him and wave.

"No funny business going on here, yessirrah!"

>>40374773
Is being lucky illegal ?

>>40374881
In a casino it is.

>>40374881
being conspicuously lucky is frowned upon.

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>>40374773
As you cash out, your ears(?) pick up some chatter.
You can't make out the conversation, but you do hear "Wizard", "magic", "luck", and "Crabs"!
Looks like the heat is rising, friend.
>WHAT DO?

>>40374943
Play a game and lose, preferably on our own and give some to Rabbit to lose too.

>>40374943
stuff our winnings in our hate and cheese it we've been made!

>>40374943
Lose some, after all why would a Luck wizard ever lose?

>>40374998
Hate...yes that is definitely what I meant not hat...

>>40374943
Hide 2x our original investment in our hat, then lose the rest in various games

>>40374943
Next game, quick, we need to lose!

>>40374943
Call the SJW to save you from discrimination against wizard
Then go out in the back quietly

>>40375043
second

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>>40374998
>>40375026
You nonchalantly slip most of your gold into your hat, whistling inconspicuously!

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>>40375221
You walk over and take a quick look at the games list!
>WHAT DO?

>>40375243
PIECOW

>>40375243
SLUTMACHINES

>>40375243
SLUTMACHINES!

WE BET RABBIT

>>40375243
Roulette!

>>40375243
Slutmachines

>>40375243
Pokeher!
With what? Idunno~

>>40375243
PIECOW

>>40375243
Slutmachines

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>>40375307
>>40375412
>>40375279
>>40375281
>>40375307
You make your way over to the "slut machines".
Rabbit nudges your side.
>"Psst, Abby. We've got company."
It seems a scarred bald man has been tailing you since the winnings booth

>>40375725
our luck stocks are a bit low. time to refuel with some scarred bald luck.

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>>40375725
>"Way-yell hey there! I saw yew did great over at th' Crabs table! Wanna take a "whack" at our slut machines?"
The cheery elf hostess leads you over to the far end of the casino...

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>>40375763
She sets you and Rabbit down in front of a strange looking contraption...

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>>40375784
>"Mmmmhmhmmmmmmmmm~ Hey there, stud. I saw you over at the Crabs table. You're quite the lucky one. Well, do you wanna get lucky even more?"
The machine breathes out in a sultry voice.
This machine has huge tits.

Well, you wanted to lose. Lets see if you can.
>WHAT DO?

>>40375784
Insert money, pull lever. Do so for a bit until we are out of ploy money.

Minimum bet each time so no risk of large payout.

>>40375864
Try to roll a 3 or something. Surely a wizard of luck can make themselves fail, but not horribly.

>>40375864
Have Rabbit play

>>40375864
Have rabbit play because we want to lose
>Inb4 invoking spring time for hitler

>>40372903
It would be very painful.

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>>40375942
>>40376021
You sit Rabbit down in front of the machine.
>"W-what? One a' these? I don't think it's right..."

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>>40376831
>"Mmmmmm! A little halfling girl? I don't get many of you pulling my lever~ Don't worry, sweetie. I'll take good care of you."
Wow, this machine IS a slut.

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>>40376859
>"W-well... ok... just don't tell anyone..."
She tentatively reaches up with trembling fingers toward the knob and gives it a pull

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>>40376880
The Slut Machine immediately explodes, machinery flying everywhere as bits of metal bounce off of you and Rabbit.
Wow. She is REALLY unlucky.
Looks like you guys just destroyed casino property.
>WHAT DO?

>>40376916
RUN!

>>40376916
Hide the evidence and act like nothing has happened. Next, roulette!

>>40376916
She just pulled the lever.

It was obviously a faulty machine.

We need not cheese it.

We complain to management about unsafe conditions. They don't want to risk a lawsuit, this could have seriously hurt us.

>>40376916
the incriminating evidence goes into the hat.

>>40376916
It's an obviously faulty machine, complain to management.

>>40376880
Rabbit confirmed best waifu

Bra'ed and bard's shield shit, rabbit perfect

>>40376916
this >>40376985

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The scarred man suddenly appears behind you, his presence radiating outward

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>>40377126
You turn around and hesitantly demand to speak to the manager.
Good plan, pal.

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>>40377387
>"The die. You possess tHE DIE. THE TOTEM."
He says, each word growing in intensity.
His pale eye seems to cut right through you, and he knows about the mystical 1D???
The jig is up!
>WHAT DO?

>>40377461
Start screaming incoherently.

>>40377461
what are you talking about? do you even work here?

>>40377461
"LOOK, THAT GUY JUST GOT A JACKPOT!"

Then book it

>>40377461
"You alright, m8?"

>>40377461
Uh... are you off your medication or something?

>>40377461
yes, and?

>>40377461
Um... Yeah?
Hey, buddy, you doin alright?
You've got that whole...1000 yard stare thing going on.

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>>40377505
You exclaim that someone has won the jackpot! How could they?!
He immediately turns his head toward where you point.

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>>40377867
You shoot off toward the exit, Rabbit running beside you.
>"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!"
She cries as you run away from the scarred man.

>>40377886
We all knew it would end this way, Rabbit.

>>40377886
SON OF A BITCH.
>WHAT DO

>>40378108
Nigger.

>>40378108
skip town.

>>40378108
Leave with our properly and rightfully gotten gains.

>>40378108
PUT RABBIT IN THE HAT, HER STUMPY LEGS WILL SLOW US DOWN

>>40378108
Let's stop in some eatery next.

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>>40378131
You dash outta town, the earnings in your hat and on the way to Oblyxia, home of the biggest casino in all Kingdoms.
Will you score it big?
Who is that scarred man?
Will Rabbit ever become lucky?
Find out next time
Night cuties

>>40378385
thanks for running

>>40378385
>Will Rabbit ever become lucky?

Maybe if we waste all our 1D points, but where would that leave us?

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>>40378433

It's simple: We use our last roll (a nat 1) against NOT falling madly in love together.

>>40378766
I hope she's into buttstuff.

>>40378958
We should take her to a butt-smithy.