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“Uh... One more thing...”

“Hmm?”

“.... why did you grab that man like that? On the train?”

“Touch not,” you say seriously. “Lest ye be touched.”

She giggles. “I was going to work my hand down and just... catch his wrist,” she says, “but you – I didn't even know humans could *do* that.” She smiles again – you're starting to wonder if she ever *stops* smiling before dismissing the thought as blasphemy. “Thank you, again.”

“Anytime.”

After the latch clicks you turn your wrist over and check the time – pushing 2120. Still time to get some work done – or maybe just pay that smartass Goto a social call.

You turn to begin beating concrete – and almost jump out of your skin to find Arizona standing there. The wind is rising into a steady blow now, whipping stray strands of red hair across her forehead and swirling the tails of her black duster around her ankles. Her expression is as serene and unreadable as always, but in one hand she's holding something long and black, like a rod of sorts.

>How greet?

>>40246660
Go casual.

> "What's up, Arizona?"

Flee!

>>40246660
>[x] "Good evening, Arizona."

>>40246660
>[x] "Good evening, Arizona."

>>40246660
FLAIL LIKE A JELLYFISH

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>>40246660

"SIEG ZEON"

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>>40246660
>>How greet?
Oh hey there. What are you doing in my room?

>>40246660
>Arizona, nice to see you. What's, uh, what's that you got there?

>>40246660
>[x] "Good evening, Arizona."

Everything is fine.

EVERYTHING IS FINE.

>>40246660
>[x] "Good evening, Arizona."

>>40246660
>get out of here stalker

"Nice Battleship?"

>>40246660
>>Arizona, nice to see you. What's, uh, what's that you got there?

Please don't hurt us.

>>40246660
> "Good evening, Arizona."

>>40246660
>>How greet?

"Howdy, partner. Whatcha got there?"

>>40246660
>[x] "Good evening, Arizona."

>>40246660
>"Good evening Arizona, I heard what you lead the AA assault earlier this morning, good job."

>>40246660
> "Good evening, Arizona."

>Her expression is as serene and unreadable as always, but in one hand she's holding something long and black, like a rod of sorts.
She get us a cane too?

>>40246660
>>[x] "Good evening, Arizona."
>"Sieg Zeon"

>>40246660
>[x] "Good evening, Arizona."
They can smell your fear.

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>>How greet?
Hey Arizona, I just had a crazy outing that was definitely not a date no matter what Hate and Sammy may have to say about it. Lemme tell you all about my outing and how I unleashed Hate on a pack of ravenous nerds that wanted to claim Shokaku as their personal slut.

>>40246848
HA! That's right, we're still wearing the uniform, aren't we?

>>40246634
I bet Arizona was a flapper back in the day

>>40246660
>>40246762

...totally forgot we were wearing that. pfft.

Do it.

Then greet her normally after she jumps and looks at us like we've grown a frog on our head.

>>40246660
>"Sieg Zeon"

>>40246660
"Oh, hello Arizona.

Good work today."

>>40246836
Don't we have ours?

>>40246660
>Gesture to outfit. "Is it me?"

So. Arizona just saw Settle come back from a date with a member of the Pearl Harbor attack force. I can only imagine what she's thinking.

>>40246660
"Sieg Zeon" and the followed by "Good evening Arizona"

Also Fap Angel,
>>40235387
more Shokaku art.

So, I recall seeing an anon asking the decu draw thread for a Settle and I realized we haven't really gotten a picture of the good admiral yet.
Have you and pixelfag pondered on what Settle, and for that matter, Goto, look like planefag?

>>40246908
SIEG ZEON

>>40246836
>She get us a cane too?

IT EVEN HAS AN ENGRAVING

>>40246896
We never got our old cane back I think

>>40246848
Seconded.

So, how 'bout that Mercy?

>>40246660
>[x] "Good evening, Arizona."

I'm sensing a pattern here.

>>40246836
Maybe she borrowed Hornet's black arrow.

>>40246660
"What do you think of the uniform? Is it me? And good evening, Arizona."

>>40246865
"If you listen then you might be able to hear Hate's laughter as he makes some Otakus regret their life choices."

>>40246920

The old one was shattered across Kaga's face. Zuikaku has a good arm, she could go into professional baseball or handegg if she wanted to.

You currently have a very nice black ebony-wood cane with a nice functional grip; a gift from Hate.

VOTES CALLED!

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>>40246660
>[x] "Good evening, Arizona."
Smooth as fuck.

>>40246660
>[x] "Good evening, Arizona."

So uh, we did tell Arizona that we were going out right?

...Right?

Just you wait. When we wake up tomorrow it'll turn out that Harder and Sammy watched Mad Max Fury Road while we were gone and are trying to build a flamethrower electric guitar.

After Goto handed us the sudoku puzzle, he mentioned that he had given one to Kaga too.

Does he just have, like, a stack of them in his desk?

>>40246634
sweet

>>40246660
"Evening, Arizona."

I know we are carrying our regular clothes in a bag we're currently still holding (I assume), but was Shoukaku's clothes that got wet also in that bag? If they were, did we give them back or do we still have them?

>>40246957
holy shit how terrifying
> the crew abandoning ship

>>40246971
Doesn't take too long to print out a sheet or two

>>40246917
Slap a Jap?

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>>40246965
Oh boy

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>>40246957
>that picture

>>40246971
Never knows when one of his people dishonors their family and must commit sudoku.

>>40246965
The image of sammy screaming "WITNESS ME" brings me happiness

>>40247013
Oh yes. Their enthusiasm will skyrocket when they learn the one used on-screen actually worked. Sounded like shit, though, so they had to dub it over.

>>40246660
>Pleasant evening we're having tonight, milady!
Dang you Planefag, I was staring at your twitter for three hours!

>>40247036
I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN!

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>>40246909
i've always assumed goto was the captain from patlabor

>>40246949

I liked it better with the fish.

>>40247064
OH WHAT A DAY! WHAT A LOVELY DAY

>>40247036
You are now imagining Harder taking a flying leap off a boat to slam a torpedo directly onto an Abyssal's head.

>>40247033
>Ship girl does something wrong
>gets called into Goto's office
>"You must commit... SUDOKU!"
>Goto throws a stack of sudoku puzzles at her.

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>>40246964
>So uh, we did tell Arizona that we were going out right?
NOPE

>>40246848
>>40246886
>>40246762
Also this

>>40246790
>Not pictured: Arizona holding Settle's head
>Censored by the Iowa transiting the Panama Canal

>>40247080
>>40247064
Fury Road on Broadway when?!

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>>40247030
Hey Planefag, if you're having trouble deciding how to continue SWQ, I'd suggest doing a bit from Shirley's perspective when she lands at the all-boys school.

>>40247067
I was expecting a gold fish in that thing from you.

>>40247123
I'd figured it have this as an OP
>You are Shirley Yeager, and right now you just sucked the life force out of the school headmaster after finishing off the entire dorm. The end.

>>40247148
The dog-fish was better at the time.

And still is.

>>40247148
Nah it had to be a dog joke.

>>40247123
So a bucket full of semen?

>>40247179
enough to make a new coven.

>>40247179
>Bucket
>Not Barrel
Pls

>>40247013
Awkward reunions for the Weiss family soon fellow Belkan

>Sieg Zeon, Arizona!

>>40247067
>I liked it better with the fish.
Of course you did.

>>40247193
>Barrel
>Not tank
fify

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vihv_cQBawo

Another vote for SIEG ZEON!

Then something sane, like, "so what have you been up to, kiddo?"

>>40247215
If Arizona were to do a Gundam cosplay, I'd rather she be Lt. Matilda.

>>40247222
>Tank
>Not Tanker
Uhh, ftfy?

>>40247123
I'd rather not be reminded of what we passed up.

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>>40247222
>Tank
>tanks of pic related.

>>40247275
Sure, but we're not dressed as a Feddie now, are we?

>>40247275
it woudln't work; too young/cutesy looking. It requires an adult looking shipgirl.

>>40247281
That sure is a lot of little boy semen.

>>40246965

>Trying.

hahaha. you funny fucking guy, guy.

>>40247290
>>40247310
Uhhh, Hamon Crowley then?
Or Charlotte Hepner...

Think Shokaku will tell the other Nip shipgirls all about the date as soon as the door closes?

And will Sammy tell our girls?

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>>40247350
I'm sure she'll be asked though.

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http://www.military.com/daily-news/2015/05/27/witness-us-navy-ship-struck-uss-arizona-memorial-in-hawaii.html?comp=1198882887570&rank=1 Friendly reminder that this happened.

>>40247363
Dumbasses.

>>40247310
I think Planefag's Arizona is more 'adult' than her Pacific version.

>>40247334
What? They already made one?

>>40247350
>implying there's even the slightest chance of Sammy ever keeping quiet about anything, ever

>>40247334
So they already have? God help us all when Sammy get "Bored" again.
>>40247350
>And will Sammy tell our girls?
>will
niggah, everyone knows now, courtesy of chatty destroyers (according to Goto)

>>40247363
Wow, talk about mishandling.

>>40247363
I hope it was mechanical failure.

>>40247363
>"there appears to be no damage to the vessel."
Thank goodness

>>40247392
>>40247398
So how many people are betting on little light carriers with a gimp leg soon?

>>40247417
Article says it could be one of the tugboats' fault.

>>40246660
>Sorry you got hit by that tugboat today

>>40247438
That's even worse!

>>40247457
Dammit anons.

Why did I laugh.

>>40247435
Gambier Bay?

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>>40247350
Its not even 10. There will be shipgirls who will see her in that skimpy costume of blitzen, the zeonic secretary~

>>40247457
Looks like it was just the memorial. Arizona herself wasn't hit.

>>40247435
I don't think that injuries like that are genetic.

If so then I'd be missing my legs and left arm.

>>40247484
Bonus ship ain't got no limp, young man!

Also Sammy will get along with her very well.

So how hard does Harder want to grab Naka's nakas while he slams a torpedo into her stern?

>>40247511
How will Settle react when all the ship girls take turn wearing that costume?

>>40247350
she won't say anything.
but by tomorrow morning the rumor will be that you chaos dunked a train molester, ate a whole mammoth, stuffed otaku scum into a wood chipper then proposed to shokaku atop the burning wreckage of white base.

>>40247537
He wants to slam his torpedo load down her throat, hard.

>>40247484
>gambier bay shipgirl arrives.
>manages to beat most ships at gunnery with her one cannon
>partners in crime with sammy

>>40247558
>proposed to shokaku atop the burning wreckage of white base

Not bad. Not bad at all.

>>40247558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l24_0SH3VK8

>>40247572
So do I.
Granted, I want to just to shut her up.

>>40247572
Don't ya mean "Harder"?

>>40247558
>then proposed to shokaku atop the burning wreckage of white base

I can dig it.

>>40247584
Will she be as rambunctious as Sammy?

>>40247584
Was Bonus Ship that good at gunnery?

>>40247511
>>40247555
>>40247593
I'd rather not have memories of that card game...
To be honest I think Shoukaku should've been given the Charlotte Hepner treatment...

>>40247626
>Charlotte Hepner

?

Explain yourself anon.

>>40247615
>>40247558
>Sad Bright Noa.webm

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>>40247537
...So I'll just be taking an early night, then. Good night, gentlemen!

>>40247637
One of the operators for the Midnight Fenrir Corps.

>>40247558
To be fair, he has eaten more-or-less a whole mammoth before.

Ok, not mammoth, it was bison, but, you can't fucking get mammoth anymore, so we take what we can fucking get.

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>>40247030
Oh lookie it's that time again.

Dare I ask? ADMIRAL GRAF SPEE WHEN?

So uh, if UB-65 came back as a shipgirl, would she be a half-phantom because of her ghost legend?

>>40247684
Graf Zeppelin when?

>>40247684
As soon as he adds North Carolina.

>>40247626
But those costumes are fucking fantastic

>>40247619
Gambier bay critically damaged a japanese cruiser Chōkai with her one 5 inch cannon by hitting it's long lance torpedos. Said ship was scuttled due to the damage.

I also imagine that she would be as rambunctious as Sammy.

>>40247673
Do I smell a scoop!? Naka-chan, wait for me~!

>>40247718
Gotta have Lucky A first

>>40247711
Probably when Germany decides to actually spend money on aircraft carriers.

>>40247673
Oh hush, you know you love us.

Got any insight on what sort of rumors will be flying between the ship gals?

>>40247457
>Wreck gets bumped
>Arizona trips

>>40247673
My little Gato-Class Can't Be This Cute

>>40247673
Naka pls. Idol sama, dont abandon us~

>>40247727
That is bad ass.

As bad ass as doing dry runs with your planes to distract the enemy when you hit the Nip so hard you ran out of ammo.

>>40247724
Yeah... IF IT WAS A RACING GAME

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>>40247684

>>40247736
It was like 90% complete at it's peak, to be fair, and the entire air wing was built and in training.

>>40247673
>I want to inspect her engine room if you catch my drift
>I want to flood her ballasts if you know what I'm saying.
>I want to swab her poop deck if you see where I'm going with this

>>40247682
BARKBARKBARK! (wakes up when people talk of food)

>>40247786
Shokaku can do better than your lot.

The night one on one torpedo battle and full spread of torpedos under the waterline were actually good.

>>40247790
Back to bed, mutt. Don't need your barkposting.

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>>40247790

>>40247802
>all these names that aren't planefag

http://badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=52657811114
>Sammy discovers this

>>40247758
765 Pro featuring Taka-Shoukaku and Haru-Naka when?

>>40247803
>>40247769
>Monitor and Virginia come back as ship girls
>Always fighting whenever they come within ramming distance of each other

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>>40247799
I get the latter joke the former joke sounded like dick joustibg

>>40247828
That looks disgusting but delicious at the same time. I don't think my heart will be able to take that, but I'm willing to try.

>>40247848
We have to assign a japanese ship-girl to watch over them and introduce them to the world, lest they get scared by anything that flies.

>>40247786
Harder may act like a Dom, but I bet you'll find he's more of a Sub when he get down to it.

>>40247828
(swarm of PT Corgis head for the bacon)

>>40247855
>Hime cut
Not sure if want

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>>40247831
shiptoasting is a art

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>>40247885

>>40247884
Aft Spotters! Confirm if you see what he did there!


>>40247882
>DASTARDLY CITY KIDS AND THEIR NEFARIOUS FLYING CONTRAPTIONSSS!!!

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>>40247884

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Still kinda want the O'Bannon to join the party.

She'd probably be a fiery young irish girl with a cutlass in one hand and a half-eaten potato in the other.

>>40247904
Well, you do.
You care enough to post about how you don't care.

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>>40247848

>>40247930
>O'Bannon Kanmusou
>Voiced by Liam Neeson


>>40247939
>Kanm@s! Fleet Idolm@ster!

>>40247902
>That Nagamon cosplay
>That Aya cosplay in the background

>>40247684
It was White Plains who landed the lucky crippling hit on Choukai, not Gambier Bay.

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“Oh,” you say, feeling relieved. “Good evening, Arizona.”

She approaches with strong, confident strides, her duster rustling dramatically in the wind. You eyeball the long black object in her hand curiously. “I've already got a cane, if you brought me one,” you say, hefting yours so she can see it. She stops a little closer than usual, meeting your gaze with those piercing, searching eyes – and raises the black rod to point at the sky.

CLICK-FWHOOMP!

You twitch despite yourself – and look up at the black canopy that so abruptly cut out the light.

“... what?”

Arizona tilts her head half inch, her eyebrows quirking so slightly that you mightn’t dismissed it as imagination if you didn't know her. As if to prove her point, a low, ominous rumble growls from the dark skies to the southeast.

“Oh.”

She tilts the umbrella ever so slightly as her eyes grow inquisitive.

“I was going to pay Goto a visit.”

She nods once, turns her eyes thoughtfully to the sky, then moves to your left side, wrapping her arm around your chest as high as she can. Before you can object she strides off with you safely captive, her arm supporting you like a steel band, if steel bands were slender and soft. Given the number of contradictions each shipgirl literally embodies it's a miracle your similes haven't held a union meeting and gone on strike yet. Her reasoning is demonstrated within minutes as the storm hits – wind-driven rain deflecting off Arizona's coated sides and slightly-tilted umbrella. She holds it in one hand against the wind with no apparent difficulty, and the umbrella itself hardly quavers. You wonder what the hell it's made out of and where you could get one.

You stop in the foyer of the administrative building long enough for Arizona to shake off her umbrella. An MP with a slung USP is re-winding a yo-yo. He gives you both the once-over, only smiling when he sees Arizona, giving her a silent go-ahead wave.

>>40247855
Is that it? Is it really the Graf Spee?

>>40247979
Obviously the fastest reporter would be where the action is.

>tfw Kongou vs Kasen danmaku duel

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The last time you were in Goto's office, he'd gotten you to spill your damn guts with Arizona listening at the door. Somewhere between then and now the idea of confronting her about it and putting things in perspective just... withered away. She doesn't talk, after all – you can both pretend it was never heard, just as you and Hate pretend you know far less about each other's demons than you let on. But there's a security in that vagueness; the knowledge that the other only strongly guesses the truth, but can't possibly know it all, and Goto stole that from you.

So you're in a fine mood when you crash through the door of his dark office. You find his tanned face bathed in the blueish light of a computer monitor, enraptured. Sitting on his lap is Sammy, her expression similarly riveted. As one, they both reach for the same bowl of popcorn and slowly take a new handful, chewing almost thoughtfully.

“... what are you guys looking at?”

They both beckon you over silently, not looking away from the screen. You and Arizona circle the desk to look over their shoulders at-

“... an imageboard?”

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>>40247989
>Arizona is the protective over protective big sister type
>yfw she sacrifices herself to protect Settle because that's the role of the big sister

>>40248013
Arizona is adorable.

>>40248045
>“... an imageboard?”
Here we go.

>>40248045
IT BEGINS

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>>40248045

“2chan,” Goto and Sammy reply in simultaneous monotone. The browser's running as a picture-in-picture; the sidebar of Grokit evident on the side – a US/NATO suite of translation software that's frankly terrifying in its abilities, not yet available for civilian sales. How it got through the budget process without growing a bad acronym name you're not sure, but it was developed specifically to translate “informal language,” which is the fancy way of saying “hajis shouting AN A-10 LEG IT WE'RE HUMPED over the radio.” One of it's biggest features is the ability to recognize shortened words, the ad-hoc abbreviations and mash-up words soldiers invariably invent on deployments. “Flow of language in the battlespace” or some class-A bullshit like that. As a side-effect, it's pretty good at telling apart words that are simply incomplete based on pattern-analysis context; (to avoid mistranslating partially-transmitted words over radios and the like.) The sidebar indicates this feature is active now.

Which means you can't dismiss what you're seeing on the screen as a mere Google Translate error. Even as you watch, new messages appear with the page auto-refresh.

>>40248045
>“... an imageboard?”

oh shit

>>40248013
Is it me or is there a lot of images sexualizing Shokaku?

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“THE GAIJIN IS REAL I SAW H”

“>SAW H
Hit the enter key early? They make special keyboards for otakus with fat fingers.”

“You don't understand he is chasing us I am on my phone I think I saw him”

“Then why aren't you running?”

“Ducked into a noodle stand to hi”

“>to hi
Toshiba makes a nice tablet phone for fatties”

“DEMON SIGHTED NEAR THE STATION AVOID THE STATION”

“I just got here, what the hell is all replying about?”

“>replies about
a bad meme”

“I'TS NOT A MEME WE'RE BEING CHASE BY BAD GAIJ”

“... what am I looking at?” you say, even though you're starting to get a good idea.

“The birth of a legend,” Sammy breathes. “It's just like nip merchant freighters sending radio distress calls.”

>... okay, that's enough of that. You'll catch up with Goto tomorrow morning. Everyone's having a day off.
>Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.
>Pin him to the wall over the Tokyo incident – did he just underestimate the threat, or did he think that one insane Marine and one broken-down ex-skipper with a cane was sufficient security?
>Other?

>>40248013
d'awww
>>40248045
>>40248082
...oh no

>>40248100
Most of the pics planefag has posted so far come from a single very dedicated artist.

But yes there are. Shoukaku is prime waifu material, after all.

>>40248045
>Sitting on his lap is Sammy, her expression similarly riveted

My side has entered the orbit of Planet X.

>>40248100
>sexualizing
>shipslut

Of course not don't you know that game is about ~history~

>>40248109
>Other?
>BOW BEFORE THE SUPERIORITY OF FREEDOM!!

>>40248109
>>Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.

>>40248109
>Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.

>>40248109
>... okay, that's enough of that. You'll catch up with Goto tomorrow morning. Everyone's having a day off.

>>40248109
>>Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.

>>40248109
>Other?
Join in and watch.

>>40248109
> "I see the CPL is having fun."

>>40248109
>... okay, that's enough of that. You'll catch up with Goto tomorrow morning. Everyone's having a day off.
>Get some more popcorn

>>40248109
>... okay, that's enough of that. You'll catch up with Goto tomorrow morning. Everyone's having a day off.

Ah fuck it. It was a good date. Let them have their fun.

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>>40248109
>Other?
>Pull up a chair and grab some of that popcorn

>>40248109
>Other?
Grab popcorn and watch Hate make Otakus regret their life choices.

>>40248109
>>... okay, that's enough of that. You'll catch up with Goto tomorrow morning. Everyone's having a day off.

Yeah everyone's having fun, lets just have a nice rest of the night.

>>40248109
>best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.
WITH ARIZONA AND SAMMY IN THE ROOM.

Not like we'd be able to get Arizona to leave us or Sammy to leave that screen...

>>40248109
>>Other?
Pull up a chair.

>>40248109
>Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.

>>40248109
>>Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.

>> Sitting on his lap is Sammy, her expression similarly riveted.
Holy fucking shit. Sammy gets along with Goto.

...we're doomed.

>>40248109
>>Other?
"Hand over some of that popcorn."

>>40248109
>Stare in horror and admiration
>Start fanning the flames with posts of our own
>Express surprise that Hate was considerate enough to press the enter key before administering beatings

>>40248109
Just turn around and walk out the door.

>>40248135
>>40248123
I am in awe of the one artist.

May God bless him and help him keep on drawing.

>>40248109
>Other?
Acquire chair and popcorn.

>>40248171
>>40248182
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJCmPKaYN8
Gentlemen I believe it is time to shed a tear for liberty

>>40248109

>Pull up another pair of chairs for Arizona and yourself. This is sweet justice playing out before your very eyes, and is not to be missed.

>>40248109
>Send Sammy home with Arizona

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>>40248109
>... okay, that's enough of that. You'll catch up with Goto tomorrow morning. Everyone's having a day off.
Serene time with Arizona and no crazies.

>>40248109
>Other?
Grab a chair

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>>40248109
>>Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.

Sammy and Goto.

OH GOD SAMMY AND GOTO

>>40248109
>>Other?
Get a chair for you and Arizona and just hang out, enjoy yourselves.

>>40248162
I am for this.

No point in ruining Sammy's fun now. Watching Hate shitpost on 2chan is therapeutic.

It will make Sammy easier to control tomorrow.

>>40248109
>Other
Start posting on behalf of the corgi Hate has with him

>>40248165

I really don't think it fucking rates Legend though.

I mean, I had fun, and fucking hammed it up a bit, but legend? naw. naw, that ain't me.

>>40248109
>>40248171

>>40248109
>Other?
Has Goto started running interference with the local PD yet?
I want to give Hate complete freedom from the local police for a few hours more.

>>40248109
>Other
Pull up a chair, post pics oh gaijin or it didn't happen.

>Pin him to the wall over the Tokyo incident – did he just underestimate the threat, or did he think that one insane Marine and one broken-down ex-skipper with a cane was sufficient security?

>>40248109
>>Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.

>>40248109
>>Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.

welp

>>40248109
>>Other?
Join the festivities, talk to them about what happened and see if we can get some laughs.

>>40248206
I can't stop laughing.

I am for this.

>>40248109
>Other?
Popcorn time.

>>40248255
Just this once CSO, drop the humble act and bask in the glory.

>>40248109
This is a good time to increase our powerlevel. Stand and watch (while also subtly leaning into Arizona to relieve the strain on our bum leg).

>>40248109
>H
Hate's going to go down in fucking history.

And
>Other
"Pass the popcorn."

>>40248082
>the fancy way of saying “hajis shouting AN A-10 LEG IT WE'RE HUMPED over the radio.”
Couldn't they just walk away at a brisk pace?

>All these losers who don't want to have fun
I'm ashamed of you /tg/

>... okay, that's enough of that. You'll catch up with Goto tomorrow morning. Everyone's having a day off.

>>40248258
>Has Goto started running interference with the local PD yet?

When you're hunting down otakus using a cell phone tracking device that requires the co-operation of local cell companies - obtained with a warrant - it's safe to say that you've got permission.

>>40248219
Please tell me the America Fuck Yeah was part of the original commercial.

>>40248252
Woof! (happy tail wags)

>>40248109
Changing my vote from >40248201 to >>Other in support of >>40248234

>>40248109
>Grab a chair for yourself and Arizona. Hate really is outdoing himself this time.

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>>40248264
Ha, yes.

>>40248311
Right? Options 2 and 3 are just way too serious for whats going on right now.

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>>40248109
>[x]Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.
also, lol internet

>>40248328
I wish it was. It would make the ad so much more funnier.

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VOTES CALLED

>>40248109
>... okay, that's enough of that. You'll catch up with Goto tomorrow morning. Everyone's having a day off.

>>40248109
>>Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.

Looks like there's lots of votes for joining in.

>>40248109
>Grab a chair for yourself and Arizona. Hate really is outdoing himself this time.

This pls

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>>40248046
Not this time you cunt we're protecting Arizona

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>>40248109

>Send Sammy home with Arizona; best to let Goto smug when it's late enough that eavesdroppers are unlikely. He seems to know about the Tokyo incident already. Lets head off the scuttlebutt now.

>>40248109
>Other
>Post a link to the 2chan thread on 4chan

AWOOGA AWOOGA BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES WE'RE GOING FULL META

>>40248363
Here hoping enjoying ourselves and not being a stick in the mud won.

>>40248109
>Other?
Stay and watch.

Also, why are their incomplete posts showing up? Is Hate submitting them just like Candlejack does whe

>>40248396
Think about the consequence of your action anon!

It will be the first great raid of 2015.

>>40248400
Still have it.

Pull up a chair

>>40248420
You mean 2018.

>>40248109
>Other
Confer with Goto about the ongoing disciplinary measures. Any other methods he's tried before, or even how this type of manhunt can be improved.
Probably best to document this somewhere yourself, lest you want more numerical puzzles in your reports.

>>40248400
We will bury you anon with full honor.

>>40248394
DID SOMEONE SAY BURNING LOVE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQXYeIrcl-o

>>40248109
Join in and watch

What do Nip idols do when rabid fans come to them like this?

>>40248443
I am for this as well.

>>40248471
They have bodyguards and barricades and planned venues, I'm pretty sure

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>>40247848

>>40248498
Now do it with puchimas!

>>40248498
We should see if we can get shoukaku to dress up as Moon Princess.

>>40248438
I'll mark it on my calender.

>>40248518
>Moon Princess
You mean Serenity-Hime right?

>>40248488
But don't they go to all sort of signing events and go outside outside of work?

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>>40248498

>>40248560
Key word, events. Events with schedules, and employees, and managed routes of access

>>40248394
>>40248446
Also the non-comparison version
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPC8o96eYS4

so does anyone notice that Settle is still wearing the Ramba Ral outfit? And is not calling him out on it?

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>>40248559

No, I mean Takane.

Takane comes from the moon, after all.

>>40248621
Does Arizona think, like Shokaku, that it is smashingly attractive?

>>40247848
>Monitor and Virginia start off in a full-on ship girl battle
>Switch to boxing when they run out of ammo
>Devolves into taking turn slapping as they start to get tired
>Eventually just sort of limply pawing at each other until they pass out from exhaustion
>Spend the next day just silently glaring at each other.

>>40248625
Takane is now Eirin.
Not sure if want.

>>40248638
Nah. She thinks we look goofy.

>>40248621
I'm a lot more surprised that a Goto hasn't called Settle out for not wearing the glorious Ramba-stache.

>>40248638
I wonder if Hornet finds Settle attractive just for having the balls to stand up to Kaga, as well as the things he's said to her??

>>40248653
>Eventually this devolves into violent lesbianism that puts even KTKM and Ooi to shame

>>40248653
Sounds like sex.

>>40248673
don't you mean goufy

>>40248706
Attractive or the best daddy possible?

>>40248722
>BaDOM-tsh.gif

>>40248109
>“It's just like nip merchant freighters sending radio distress calls.”
It's as though ten million Fairies attempted to DESU~ but were suddenly silenced


At least hate is kind enough to fill in the captcha and hit enter for them

>>40248706
She just felt guilty if I recall

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Guys. Guys.

This is perfect.

We need Shoukaku to dress up as Kiene

>>40248706
Nah. She's got the opposite of yellow fever.

>>40248722
Didn’t want to make the pun that obvious.

Suppose I goufed up on that one.

>>40248774
Halley beat you to the punch bruh.

Keine x Shoukaku that is

>>40248755
I don't think 2ch uses captcha?

>>40248780
...yellow frostbite?

>>40248784
>>40248722
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0a_tAofsH4

>>40248653
>"Fuck you, Yankee!"
>"No, fuck you, Rebel scum!"
>"FUCK YOU!"
>"FUCK YOU, TOO!"
>"..."
>"..."
"My room-"
"-five minutes."
Five minutes later:
>"DAHLGREN... GUN... FIIIIRE!

>>40248723

>infantalizing one of our ships that while we just got out of a date with one of her contemporaries.

Nope.

>>40248791
They don't?

Then how do they stop spammers?

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semi-related

>>40248800
Yes.

>>40248673
He's not your ordinary goofy though.

>>40248814
>stop spammers
But then they wouldn't have any posters.

>>40248834
hate.gif

>>40248811
Well not that I support that except maybe the destroyers but considering how they look and how old settle is, we would have a daughter roughly the age as the girls look

>>40248814
No idea but I just went to double check and it doesn't seem to have captcha anywhere.

>>40248834
Oh that's nice

>>40248811
Shokaku is more mature looking and like a Christmas Cake than Hornet though.

>>40248621
this is shipslut land, a nonstandard uniform with greebley bits is normal here

>>40248653
>Merrimac insists on being called Virginia, Monitor calls her Merrimac anyways
>Blasting Civil war marching songs at each other whenever they're rooms are anywhere close to being within earshot
>Constant prank wars

>>40248709
>>>/u/

>>40248810
>Implying no hand-holding

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>>40248877
>Shoukaku
>Christmas Cake

We don't like your kind here.

>>40248903
>bigboss spotted

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CIS SCUM GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

CHARISMA SHIPGIRLS IN SETTLE'S COMMAND WHENNNN

>>40248788
Nah scrapped it. Didn't like how it was looking

>>40248910
where are this and LEWD.gif from, anyways?

>>40248877
>Shokaku
>Christmas cake

She was literally commissioned only a month before Hornet was.

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>>40248921
You missed, try again.

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>>40248921
>Blaming Big Boss
All he wanted to do was establish a nation for the solders. Is that too much to ask?

BIG BOSS DID NOTHING WRONG!

>>40248877
Not true, both are teenish I gather, just that Shoukaku's more even tempred/less issues.

>>40248979
Puchim@s! Petite Idolm@ster.


>>40248965
Then do the Shoukaku Keine cosplay instead!

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>>40248877
>>40248910
>>40248980
Oh?

>>40248980
Dude said mature LOOKING.

>>40248965

Draw her as takane?

>>40248980
Ahh my bad then.

But she was from the beginning of the war. She should be pretty old in Shipgirl scales.

>>40249003

Hornet CV-8 did have a much more drawn out death, to be fair.

>>40249003
She plays us like a fiddle that is what she does.

>>40249042
>>40248996
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JuK1Yr35Io

>>40249042
Totally ok with this.

>>40249023
You want old? Granny Kongou was laid down in 1911. She's currently the oldest ship-girl in Kancolle at 104 years of age.

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>>40249042
Settle doesn't mind.

>>40249087
Yet her shipgirl form is a (VERY) lively young woman.

>>40249087
>Ara ara, you wouldn't like an old ship like me, dess:

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Ha HA! Time for more sea stories! and shipsluts

STORIES FROM THE FLEET PART SEVEN: STRAYA, CUNTS

I've only been to Australia once; my ship pulled in to port in both Brisbane and Sydney. It had been a fairly long and arduous deployment that lead us there, and when we finally arrived we were greeted with the most glorious of sounds passed over the 1MC: "Liberty call, liberty call! Liberty call for all non-duty section personnel. Liberty to expire for E-4 and below at 2300; liberty to expire for E-5 and above at 0200. Muster the duty section on the flight deck with the duty section leader."

My ship, the Tortuga, was kicked out of both ports because of the FUCKING GOD-DAMN SHITFUCK USS KITTY HAWK THOSE COCKGOBBLERS.

Brisbane was first; as it had been the first port after a lengthy period at sea (long story), I only wanted to do two things: Rest, and visit the Steve Erwin Memorial Zoo. Our visit there was cut short by a day, because a sailor on the Shitty Kitty got arrested byt the Aussie cops.

Sydney was supposed to be a full week liberty port. It was mid June when we pulled in; the late Australian autumn. We were moored up fifteen minutes by foot away from the world-famous Opera House, right in the heart of downtown Sydney.

One of the places I visited in Sydney was the suburb of MANLY. The MANLY suburb was a short ferry ride across Sydney Harbor, and was perfectly positioned inbetween the harbor and the Pacific Ocean. In the right spot, a panoramic view in MANLY would allow one to see water on both sides.
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>>40249112
>Misleading thumbnail
GODDAMIT ANON

>>40249123
>>40249087
>>40249126
Daily reminder that Yukari Yakumo is also fairly lively for an o--
>anon was gapped into Makai