>>40202809
>>But you're ambushed by bandits!
I was actually behind them the whole time. I ambush the ambushers!

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As you call out to the overturned stagecoach to see if anyone was injured, three bandits pop out! It looks to be a trap for travelers!

These guys look tough. Well, most of them do. One looks a little downs-y.

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>>40202840
You and Rabbit stand there stunned! But LUCKLY your natural abilities let you react with lightning fast reflexes! So tell me...

>WHAT DO YOU DO?!

>>40202840
Luck transfer steal all their good luck and give it wither to ourselves or Rabbit.

>>40202856

Roll to disarm them. Literally.

>>40202856
GENTLEMEN! How about we decide this like real adults... with a roll of a dice!

Rolled 4, 2, 2 = 8 (3d4)

>>40202856
Throw d4s at them.

>>40202856
Luckamance, increase the chance that a bunch of minstrels will roll on by singing "whoah bitch get out da way," and run over the bandits!

>>40202856
>>40202871
i like the luck steal idea
give it to rabbit she needs it

Rolled 1, 4, 4, 2, 1, 3, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 4, 3, 1 = 40 (20d4)

>>40202856
I'll back >>40202903
D4's to the rescue!

>>40202903
>>40202941
Terrible idea. Don't you know how much it hurts to step on one? We don't want to kill them!

>>40203023
I dunno, they're kinda jerks.

>>40202874
No mutilation of NPCs pls.

Link to episode 1?

>>40202856
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING CUTE, GODDAMMIT

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>>40202881
You pull out your trusty family 1d??? and give it a magical whirl!

And wouldn't you know, a brilliant light shines out "19"! What a lucky guy!

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>>40202871
And with such luck, all luck surrounding you is immediately drawn toward you like a giant luck magnet!

You feel your luck reserves overflowing! What do you do with them??

>>40203201
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=quest+quest

All Quest Quests for ya! Newest one is at the very bottom.
Be sure to vote :")

>>40203316
Vollet of d4s and d8s.

>>40203316
Step back a peg, let them trip over their shoelaces.

>>40203316
Oh noes! A carriage tumbles down the road and drives over them! You should always look left and right before crossing the street, boys and girls!

>>40203316
The elf LUCKILY fumbles and drops his crossbow... right into your hands!

>>40203418
seconding dangerous roads.

>>40203316
Suddenly, guard patrol.

>>40203316
The halfling luckily trips, and accidentally throws the three knives she happened to be holding at them.

Best Quest is back on the menu? Fuck yes.

Gartendo and friends plus Bradbarian fucking when?

>>40204137
Who knows? Maybe we'll meet if we're lucky

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>"Oh ho ho! 'Ello unfortunate travelers! It would seem zat joo fallen into our sticky trap! We are ze Rat Fangs, and we will be taking y-"

>>40204137
There all going to have various positions at the big Casino we're going to, where they are secretly planning a Heist.

>>40203316
A roving band of thugs who have recently escaped prison attack the bandits.

Said band of thugs includes an orc, a bradbarian, en elf whose gender is indeterminable, a skeleton, and a bradbard named Gartendo.

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>>40204293
>"Oh- AHH!!!"
He exclaims as he falls whilst trying to step out of the overturned carriage! It looks like your luck vacuum worked!

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>>40203383
>>40203465
He slams right into the ground in front of you, his crossbow flinging out of his hands!

This is it, pal! Your moment to strike!

>>40204316
Quick, have his crossbow fire off a bolt which shatters a mirror.

>>40204340

D4's to the face.

Alternatively, we use the power of our hat to seal him away for later.

>>40204340
Ask him if he's okay.

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>>40203418
>>40204340
Errrrr.... nevermind. It would seem that you sucked out so much of their luck that they became unbelievably unlucky! A stagecoach happened to be speeding down the road and it's powerful hooves and wheels rip straight into the bandit's torso.

>>40204373
OH GOD

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>>40204373
And furthermore, the crossbow fires off as it hits the ground! And its headed right toward you!! Think fast!

>WHAT DO?!

>>40204373
Flag it down. This our ticket to the place we are going that I can't remember the name of.

>>40204406
Duck.

>>40204373
Damn son.

>Inb4 the stagecoach is full of city guards who've been looking for these bandits.

>>40204406

Let it fly into our bag of holding. I mean hat. We'll use it later. And by later I mean now against the two remaining bandits.

>>40204373
That looks as it might've hurt a bit.

>>40204406
Catch it with our hat!
>>40204422
No you fool, if we do that then it will hit Rabbit.

>>40204436
this. except the bag of holding is out hat.

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and then he laid down on the ground and literally could not stop masturbating

>>40204406
Recreate the Universe into one where you never found yourself assailed by bandits.

>>40204406
eat it and die

>>40204406
Catch it in our hat!
Save it for later.

>>40204406
We don't need to do anything. As luck would have it, the arrow misses.

>>40204511
Fucking intelligent.

>>40204466
Our gender is indeterminate, dumbass.

>>40204406
Stuff it in the hat.

>>40204511
This, but pull Rabbit down, she might get hit.

>>40204623
Exactly, we just want her to get it.

>>40204623
>This, but pull Rabbit's pants down, gotta see dat' ass.

>>40204406
Close our eyes and do a cartwheel!

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>>40204570

>>40204829
c'mon, OP even put Quest in the title, shouldn't you have filtered it out this time?

>>40204829
We literally don't have junk. We're a fucking ken doll.

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>>40204436
>>40204451
>>40204448
>>40204503
>>40204570
You quickly pull down your hat and use it like a shield in front of you! The bolt flies right into your hat, and while a little "wzzzt!", it disappears!

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>>40204991
The bandits, however, have reacted and rushed over to their fallen comrade, his innards strewn about all over the dirt. One of them, horrified, cries. The other looks up with absolute murder in his eyes!

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>>40205014
The dwarf pull out his axe and rushes Rabbit, who sits stunned after seeing such exciting bloodshed!
Forget what Anita says, you gotta save this lady!

>WHAT DO YOU DO?!

>>40205014
More like... the FLAT Fangs.

Because your friend was run over.

>>40205037

Remember that arrow we just got? Yeah. That or he's going into the hat too.

Failing that, roll for Rabbit's dodge.

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>>40205038

>>40205037
We must use our luck energy to make it so the Dwarf slips on un-even ground, falling backwards and gets his own axe stuck in his face!

>>40205037
Well It sure would be lucky for us if the dwarf just say, tripped and fell on his own axe.

>>40205037
With a stroke of luck, the arrow absorbed by your hat magically reappears... in the dwarf's rear

>>40205037
put the Rabbit back into our hat.

>>40205037
>Give her bad luck so she trips!

>>40205037
The head of his axe LUCKILY flies off the handle and tumbles over Rabbit's head.

>>40205081
>fell on his own axe
>fell
>axe
See >>40205069

>>40205037
arrow redirect.

>>40205037
Rabbit LUCKILY knows kung-fu and catches the axe between her palms!

>>40205014
>The other looks up with absolute murder in his eyes!

>>40205106
>flies off the handle
You may also see >>40205107 or >>40205069

>>40205037
Direct the arrow we just caught towards the dwarf. Failing that, throw a rock and hope his shitty luck makes the rock kill him.

>>40205537
Much better.
Garner the mystique.

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>>40205074
>>40205081
You use up the last bit of your borrowed luck toward the Dwarf! It seems he was headed into the path of a wayward elf-bone. A particularly spiky one!

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>>40205989
The Dwarf's foot comes directly down onto the bone, shooting up through his boot and foot and his boot again! He exclaims in pain as he drops his axe to see to his wound!

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>>40206017
The dropped axe lands firmly in the ground, sharp side up!

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>>40206049
The Dwarf, all balance lost, falls down! And it would seem he falls directly onto his axe! The blade cleanly slices up his crack, blood shooting out.

Damn, elf bones are dangerous stuff.

I'm getting the sense luck magic is immoral.

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>>40206073
It seems that Rabbit is safe for now.

But alas! Whilst focusing on the Dwarf, the human rushes you and kicks you down!

>>40206081
All magic is immoral. Name one time we used magic in any of our adventures that didn't result in something bad happening.

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>>40206091
>"Warlock! I know your tricks! You've cost the lives of my two dearest friends!"
He looms over you, your hat in his hands.

>>40206113
watch out for that arrow buddy.

>>40206113
The arrow chooses this moment to exit out of the hat, hitting the human right in the knee!

He'll never adventure again.

>>40206113
Offer to be his new friend.

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>>40206113
>"How would you like it if I turned your powers against you!"
He cackles madly as he puts on your hat!
"I've heard the tales! I know that warlocks gain their power from items! Orbs! Staves! And hats! Lets see if I can get this to wor-"

>>40206113
Remind him that they started it.

>>40206113
So, can we make the arrow come back out of the hat?

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>>40206159
He stops as you hear the familiar "wzzzt" and then a thump!
A lone trickle of blood falls down his face.

>>40206159
FOOL!

>>40206159
Poor stupid bastard.

Meanwhile rabbit gazes on in horror.

Most. Incompetent. Bandits. Ever.

>>40206186
Kick him in the nuts, just to be sure.

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>>40206186
The man falls to the ground, your hat rolling off him to reveal the captured bolt lodged in his head. It would seem that the bolt retained its momentum!
You stand there, a disemboweled elf, a dwarf with his axe handed to him, and a bolt-headed human all on the ground.
Wow, that was lucky. You barely had to do anything!
>WHAT DO?

>>40206251
Put on our wizard hat and catch that wagon. Also take the crossbow.

>>40206251
Ask Rabbit if she's alright.
See if that carriage stopped at all after running over the bandit.

>>40206251
ONWARD, RABBIT!

...after looting

>>40206251
reclaim hat
loot

>>40206251
loot the bodies. give Rabbit the hilariously oversized axe.

>>40206375
Dunno, it's kinda shitty.

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>>40206422

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>>40206422

This thread is gold.

>>40206081
>>40206100
Why do you think wizards have no sense of right and wrong?

>>40206546
>Gartendo the bard destroys an entire village, forces an orc to rape a bartender, and kills one of the sailors who were kind enough to give him a ride.
>Luckamancer casts a spell and kills three bandits in horrible, humiliating ways.
Truly, magic users of all kind are terrible people.

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>>40206654
Truly.

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>>40206362
You check through their supplies, and they have surprisingly little. I guess thats why they were robbing people, huh? You did however find an interesting flyer....

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>>40206279
>>40206289
You don't see the carriage anywhere in sight. Did anyone grab the license plate number?

You do, however, see Maplecrest just over the hill! Looks like these bandits were pretty close to home.

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>>40206289
You check up with Rabbit, concerned.
She smiles back and gives a thumbs up.
>"It's cool! I work on a farm so I'm real used t' seein innards and whathaveyou."

Well, you have sanity and a destination!

>What do?!

>>40207041
Those eyes are freaking me out.

>>40207041
TO MAPLECREST! Ask Rabbit where the Casino is?

>>40207041
ONWARD TO MAPLECREST!

Make, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTE

>>40207041
give rabbit a piggy back into maplecrest, ONWARD TO ADVENTURE!

>>40207041
>Try to see if we can find the owner of that carriage so we can blackmail them for casino money.

>>40207041
>Sanity
>In Quest-Quest
Oh, you silly.
What does Rabbit do?

>>40207041
Before CASINO, some FOOD and REFRESHMENTS.

BRB GOTTA TAKE PUPPY POTTY

>>40207262
ENJOY POOPING.

>>40207041
Find the local wizard and show off how much better you are then them.

>>40207287
Speaking of which, that dwarf is probably still alive.

>>40207041
>Kick dwarf to see if he's conscious. If he doesn't respond, shrug and leave.

>>40207041
why is this halfling so adorable?

>>40207463
Why did we pick this character to be genderless dammit
Best girl is here, but for all the rolls on our1d? We have no d to give

>>40207463
Qm's way of laughing at us for making a gender less charcter is to finally make a good waifu

>>40207615
>implying B'raed isn't best waifu

>>40207636
B'raed is old shit. Qt Halfling is new hotness.

>>40207703
>being able to switch waifus like that
she was never yours to begin with

>>40207585
We have hands and a tongue

>>40207585
We still have butt.

>>40207463
She's kinda creepy and unreliable.

>>40207636
Traps are degenerate filth
If it has a dick, you are banging a dude.

>>40207784
If it has a dick, there's a 50/50 chance of there being pussy as well.

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>>40207784

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>>40207585
>Best girl is here, but for all the rolls on our1d? We have no d to give
That's quitter talk! The lack of a D is no excuse to not give the D. A true disciple of Descartes will find a way, for the D is not just a thing, but a concept, a belief, an ideal.

>>40207879
besides we could just roll for a D as needed.

>>40207836
What new leftism is this?

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>>40207422
You give him a healthy kick.
Nope. Dead.

>>40207994
Give them a proper wizards burial
Aka stuff them into your hat so the cops don't book you for this

>>40208244
Hey, we didn't do nothin'.

>>40208244
Bad idea. If at some point our d?? rolls poorly, we could end up accidentally dropping the bodies out of our hat at a bad time. Here at least everyone knows it's bandits and won't give a shit.

>>40208250
The cops don't know that

>>40208274
The most likely suspect is the carriage that just sped into town. And soon, that most likely suspect is going to be an eyewitness. We need to hurry over to town to ensure that they remain a most likely suspect.

>>40207994
Head to town, leave the bandits where they are.

From someone else's point of view, this was all just a really horrible chain of events. The bandits were just really unlucky.

>>40208307
We have nothing to worry about. They were bandits who happened to be victims of bad luck. Anybody would be able to testify to this.

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>>40207076
>>40207117
>>40207071
So you continue onward, Rabbit on your shoulders for funs sake. And she's having a blast.

You inquire about the "Oracle Casino" that you saw on the flyer.
>"Oh. the casino? It's the main thing to do at Maplecrest. It's nothin' fancy like High Prince Oblyx's, but it's a fun place for farmers t' go after work!"
She says in between giggles

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>>40208475
You arrive a short walk later at the front gates of Maplecrest, a sizable farming town on the way to Oblyxia.

>>40208495
>Someone drew a dick on the sign
Damn hooligans.

>>40208475
d'awwww

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>>40208495
And you immediately see the town's pride and joy; The Oracle Casino. It's name is lit by magical orbs and the sign seems to glow! Farmers walk in and out, laughing and joking. It seems like the perfect place to... test your luck!

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>>40208475
alright I doodled this cutie

>>40208518
Whoops
>WHAT DO?

>>40208524
HA HA IT WAS THE CTHULHU FISH ALL ALONG!

>>40208518
>>40208528
Put on shades. Strut on in.

>>40208528
Test our luck with our d? Before going in. Just to make sure bunny isn't messing with it...

>>40208518
>>40208528
DRAMATIC ENTRANCE, FEATURING AN ADORABLE LITTLE LADY ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

>>40208528
>>40208518
>Fill out an application to be a dealer at the casino.

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>>40208528
To gamble, of course. It is our destiny.

But if we gamble, we'll just run into trouble with our powers. We'll be way more popular as a dealer! We can make things more interesting and screw things over on a whim!

>>40208524
Why molluscs?

>>40208625
The house always wins, after all.

>>40208641
Jokes on you, I sided with the NCR

>>40208683
PROFLIGATE SCUM

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>>40208683
Jokes on you, I sided with TR.

>>40208693
>Siding with Ceasers legion
>Ever

>>40208760
>Ave*

>>40208790
Okay, that got a chuckle

>>40206654
Remember when Gartendo's friends killed all the Goblin King's subjects?

>>40208878
It was more like we set fire to the entire place and ran.

So maybe we did kill them, but not directly!

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>>40208557
>>40208560
You guys bust in, shades on and swagger at maximum. People turn their heads as you enter, the sheer force of your confidence radiating out.

>>40209072
RABBIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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>>40209072
You walk up and are greeted by a hostess.

>"Wayyell hello! How are yew? Welcome t' The Oracle Casino an' restaurant! How can I help ya' today?"
She's bubbly. She has no idea the scam, ahem, I mean luck you are about to do!

>>40209072
Rabbit, no, this is not a stick up.
Put those away.

>>40209101
Well, I'd like to buy some chips, ma'am.

>>40209101
Well I'd like a glass of water and a few chips for craps table please.

>>40209101
FUCK
>What do?

Do bunny-girls work at casinos?

>>40209101
>>40209171
"I would like to partake is some casino at your gambling."

>>40209101
I'd like a drink, some chips and directions to the craps table.

>>40209172
Well, it'd be pretty lucky if they did
>*wink*
>nudge of the shoulder
>clap on the arm
>slap on the back
>punch in the face
>kick to the balls
>bullet to the head

>>40209101
We would like a drink and chips to gamble with.

>>40209374
get that out of here

>>40209410
No you

>>40209218
well said

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>>40209194
>>40209200
>>40209135
>>40209127
You explain to her your needs for the evenings entertainment. You deserve only the best.

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>>40209695
She leads you down to the crabs table and gives you a drink. Rabbit leans over and looks at the table.
>"My pa says gamblin's the devils work. But it looks mighty fun."

You prep your luck as the dealer approaches

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>>40209711
>"Hello! I'll be the house today! I hope you're a lucky one! The Oracle Casino welcomes you!"
He seems very friendly, if not a little damaged.
So here it is!
Will you be lucky?
Will you lose all your money??
Find out next time on Quest Quest!
thanks guise

>>40209735
Just my luck, I would catch the very end.

>>40209735
Thanks for running.
You're my waifu

Archived!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=quest+quest
Be sure to vote! See ya fools later.
luv u

>>40209735
I'm having trouble remembering if we've run into this guy before. Any of you remember?

>>40209711
...Crabs table?

>>40209885
see
>>40206654

>>40209899
holy shit the dealer is a crab

>>40209899
OH GOD NOT AGAIN!

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>>40209735
He looks like a very rapable fellow.

But how are we gonna rape him with our butt?

>>40209885
He was the bartender in the first QuestQuest season. Gartendo cast a spell on Orc Brad and long story short, that bartender lost his innocence that day.