>>40160881
>>I don't know if I'm ready.
I love you mom and Dad.

>>40160881
>[Cry like a bitch]

>>40160881
Say some tryhard shit that makes you look like a cool guy

>>40160881
>>I don't know if I'm ready.

>>40160881
>[Cry like a bitch]

>>40160881
>[Cry like a bitch]
We're eleven. Let's actually BE eleven.
We're going Hufflepuff master race, right guys?

>>40160881
>>[Cry like a bitch]

>>40160881
>>I don't know if I'm ready.
Wait a minute. Didn't we do this exact quest last year? Down to the same name for the protagonist?
I'm sure we've had a Shane Morris before.

>>40161198
fuck that ravenclaw so we can get all the nerdy sexually repressed grills.

also
>[Cry like a bitch]

>>40161198
what did they do again?

>>40161294
smoke weed and chill

>>40161282
Yup. My life took a turn for the shitter and I dropped it. Now I'm stable again and want to make another go.

>>40160881
>I'm not ready. But then again, when will I get another chance like this?

>>40161329
you have my ax

>>40161360
and my dick

>>40161325
is that why barley anyone remembers them.

>>40161198
>>40161287

I only read the first book 10+ years ago and never watched any movie. Do I need to know this meta stuff to enjoy the quest?

>>40161396
then you will need my microscope !

>>40161423
fuckers so stoned they barely remember them
hell half are squibs there just so fucked up all the time no one notices.

You try to think of something cool to say, but can't find the words. You feel tears start to build and wipe at your eyes with your sleeve.

“I don't know if I'm ready.” You say through bleery eyes.

Your parents kneel down next to you. “Of course you are dearie.” Your mother says. “You'll have so much fun. And you'll be back so quick, I'll bet you'll spend all your time at home wishing you were back at school.”

You cry and hug your mum and dad. After a while your dad extricates himself and starts pushing you along with the other kids bound for Hogwarts who are doing a very poor job of hiding it.

You move toward the pillar that they periodically disappear into and try to push your own cart through. But mostly end up just scuffing your trunk against the brick. As you struggle against the brick, you suddenly feel something crash into your legs and you go down.

Looking up you see a blonde boy looking down at you over his glasses. “Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Are you okay? Let me help, sorry.” He offers his hand to help you up.

>Take his hand
>Take his hand. “No harm done.”
>Fite me m8.

>>40161424
Should be fine, tha'ts why I chose a muggleborn, you can ask for exposition and it isn't weird.

>>40161490
>>Take his hand. “No harm done.”

>>40161490
>>Take his hand. “No harm done.”

>>40161490
>>Fite me m8.

>>40161490
>>Take his hand

I vote we become a master monster handler and have a at least three fuckers with us at all times.

>>40161490
>>Take his hand. “No harm done.”

>>40161545
It'd work for hufflepuff

>>40161490
>Take his hand. “No harm done.”

>>40161490
>>Take his hand. “No harm done.”

>>40161545
I vote for practicing and mastering wandless magic
More powerful, supposedly

>>40161582
they actually did things right? It has been some time since I have read or seen the harry potter books/movies.

>>40161598
Probably more dangerous to I would assume

>>40161490
>>Take his hand. “No harm done.”

>>40161614
Diggory was good at stuff. JK said she regretted how she portrayed the house as losers when they were supposed to be total bros.

>>40161652
well thats our job. Make Hufflepuff a great house.

Can Slytherin be future politicians and political leaders and ambitious instead of cartoony villains? Because that would make life better for everyone.

>>40161614
That's why ye master it

can we all agree that slyitherin will not be our choice.

that being said im for ravenclaw or griffindor
got nothing against hufflepuff just not a fan of yelow

You feel a bit irritated, but you figure it was an accident and he seems to feel really bad about it.

“No harm done.” You say as he helps lift you off the floor.

“Are you sure. I could get you a compress. I'm really sorry. I should look where I'm going. I'm kinda stupid like that. Sorry again.”

“Wow, okay. Slow down. It's fine really. Just try to be more careful next time.”

He nods. Then stands looking at the ground for a second. “Oh!” He grabs an old ratty looking composition book off the top of his luggage and thumbs through the pages. Then he whispers “You have to run at the wall to get through.” After that he backs his cart away and goes to stand next to two people you assume are his parents.

Taking the boy's advice you back off from the pillar too. Then, stealing yourself you run full speed at the side of the pillar. A second later you phase through and are staring out onto a platform that looks like it was designed by Willy Wonka and a group of color blind gnomes.

The train is the most striking thing. In bright red like a perfect apple. You still have some time to kill before it leaves.

>Go find a seat.
>Wander the platform.
>Other

Ravenclaw master class

>>40161877
>Go find a seat.

>>40161877
>A second later you phase through and are staring out onto a platform that looks like it was designed by Willy Wonka and a group of color blind gnomes.
Fuck off Planefag

>>40161877
>Go find a seat.

>>40161877
>>Go find a seat.
>>Other
thank him for the tip

our mamma raised us right

>>40161877
>>Go find a seat.

>>40161930
Wut

>>40161877
>>Wander the platform.

>>40161877
>>Wander the platform.

>>40161287
Or we could be a Puff and wind up with one of said nerdy girls having a crush on us, helping us with our homework. Think about it. A long, hard study sessions in the library after class hours are over. The candlelight dances in her eyes, right before she pushes us up against the stacks and kisses us.
But yeah, Ravenclaw is my second choice.
>>40161294
They are exceptionally good finders.
But seriously, Hufflepuff are the solid, reliable, bro-tier House. They aren't super good at any one thing, but that's okay. An exemplar of the Houses virtues can change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects and Slytherins.
>>40161490
>Take his hand. “No harm done.”
>>40161598
People who can do wandless magic are more powerful because DOING wandless magic is ridiculously hard, like driving in the WRC blindfolded.
>>40161721
Nah man, we just gotta be excellent to everyone around us, and abide.
We should introduce the Wizarding World to RPGs.
>>40161877
>Wander the platform.
>>40161877
>Other
Thank our new friend(?) for the advice. Shane Morris is a good boy.

>>40161877
>>Go find a seat.

>>40162007
yeah should we just hate the snake fuckers outright or wait for a good reason to.

Though it'd be funny as hell Shane gets put in slytherin from a dice roll or something. How. Ugh salt would pour across 4chan?

>>40162063
Wait for good reason, obviously. Our mum raised us not to believe every little rumor we hear about people. But the moment we catch a "Mud Blood" comment from someone, it's on like Donkey Kong.
Oh yeah, and Tonks was a Hufflepuff, so more points there. If only we were in the class of '91...

>>40162007

Wands are great for focus and control, but its like pulling something through a funnel. You can't get all of the power out at once like you can without the funnel.

>>40161877
>Wander the platform.
Maybe there is someone there to give us some information, like, do we a have a specific seat, is there a bathroom in there (we never know), how much time does the travel take, is there some safe precautions we need to know?
sorry in being paranoid as fuk

Idea, how about we buy a gun?

>>40162214
your funny anon thats a good joke.

>>40162214
Problems solved

>>40162176
Nah, we'd just focus on being ACTUALLY ambitious rather than just stealing some kids lunch money. And then we make the other Slytherins call us "Godfather".

You kind of want to wander, but you don't trust yourself not to get lost in the craziness. You decide to wait for the boy who crashed into you before so you can thank him for the tip.

However as he comes through the pillar he has his nose buried in the notebook and almost crashes into you again. You manage to pull your cart out of the way in time and flag him down.

“Thanks for the tip.” You say.

“Uh huh.” He nods.

“I'm gonna go find a place to sit.”

“Oh, would you mind if I followed you?” He asks a bit sheepishly.

“Sure.” You say after a moment.

The two of you make your way onto the train and find a compartment at the front of the train. After packing away your things you both sit down.

“I'm Shane by the way.” You tell him, offering your hand.

He looks like he's about to say something, then stops and starts looking around like he's lost something.

>Uh, rude
>Help look
>Earth to nutcase, I'm still here
>Other

>>40162214
Can't wizards just cast a anti fire charm over a large area that would stop the gunpowder to catch flame

>>40162325
>>Uh, rude

>>40162344
Dubious

>>40162325
> Uh you lose something mate? Need help?

>>40162325
>>Earth to nutcase, I'm still here

>>40162325
>>Uh, rude

>>40162325
>>Help look
>Other
"You lose something?"


quick question is before the books or after.

>>40162325
>Uh, rude

>>40162325
>Help look
We just walked through a wall, he very well COULD be looking for something.
>>40162214
>>40162344
We aren't having this discussion.
It's been had a million times, and it's retarded every time. Stop wasting bumps on it.

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OH GOD. Please. I don't mind that it's ANOTHER QUEST at this point. I just don't want that shitstain series getting anymore time in the sun. The author couldn't be bothred to do some actual worldbuilding and decided: "Fuck it. It's a magic school in England!". The whole thing has more plot holes than New England has pot holes. Everything is handed to the sue protagonist on a silver platter with no regard for actual storytelling. Please just stop.

Tl;dr: Stop liking things that I don't like.

>>40162325
>What'd you lose?

>>40162325
>Uh, rude

>>40162325
>Uh, rude
>...you okay?

>>40162325
>Help look

can we ask QM where in the timeline in the harrypotter are we in?

>>40162189
Yes this quest is a fanfiction
But it's hopefully not this type of fanfiction
>>40162214
Wizards are resilient man
Unless we are fucking sharpshooter we are better off with killing curse

>>40162562
Alt Universe Early 2000s. Dumbledore was never born, so Grindlewald never became ambitious enough to rise to power. WW2 was a muggle only war. w/o Dumbledore Riddle never felt the need to hide how crazy he was and got caught when he was young and never became Voldy.

>>40162325
>>Help look

“Uh, hey, it's a bot rude to ignore people like that.” You tell him.

“Oh, uh. Sorry. It's just that I think I've lost my pencil.”

“Your pencil?”

“Yeah. I don't remember when I last saw it.” He scratches his head. “Maybe I left it at home.”

“Do you want help looking?”

“If you would that would be great.”

You start helping him look for his pencil, mostly just to humor him. After a few minutes of silence you realize he's still forgotten to introduce himself.

“So what's your name?”

“Oh, right, Alex Foss. Thanks for the help.”

At about this time the door to your compartment swings open and a tall boy, about your age wanders in.

“You blokes loose something?”

>Yeah, ask for help
>He did. [Stop looking]
>Introduce yourself

>>40162792
>>Yeah, ask for help

>>40162792
>>Introduce yourself

>>40162792
>Yeah, ask for help
>Introduce yourself

>>40162792
>>Yeah, ask for help
>Introduce yourself

>>40162792
>Yeah, ask for help
>Introduce yourself
>>40162626
I hope we meet Grindelwald
Unless one of his experiments killed him he should be one of these old as fuck wizards with power to steamroll all aurors in Britain at once

>>40162626
Does that mean Hagrid is actually a full-blown Wizard?
>>40162792
>Yeah, ask for help
>Introduce yourself
>>40162867
>he's the Janitor

>>40162792
>Introduce yourself

>>40162610
Andros the invincible mastered it and was reported to have potent as fuq magic, including a giant-sized patronus, in canon
So not really all that unbelieveable to try to master it like he did

>>40163076
Yes, but we're ELEVEN, dude.
Focus on cool shit we can do as an eleven year old.

“Yeah, he lost a pencil. Could you help us look?”

“Of course I can.” He says with a smile.

“My name's Shane, and he's Alex.”

“Linus Parkinson. Nice to meet you. Lets see if we can't find this pencil.”

The three of you spend the next few minutes looking all over the compartment and through Alex's things.

In the end, Alex finally calls off the search. “I probably just left it at home. Thanks anyway.”

“Of course.” Linus says. “Would you like to borrow a quill?”

“Sure.” Alex says.

Linus produces a quill and Alex digs out his note book. “What were your names again?”

Both you and Linus look at him a bit strangely before reintroducing yourselves.

“So,” Linus says after Alex finishes writing down your names, presumably so he won't forget them again. “Where are you headed? What houses do you guys want?”

>Hufflepuff
>Ravenclaw
>Gryffindor

>>40163143
never too young to start trying. Mastering will take awaaaay long time, but nonetheless, never too early to start.

>>40163161
Ravenclaw

>>40163161
>houses?

>>40163161
>>Hufflepuff
I guess, why isn't slytherin on here?

>>40163161
We don't know shit about houses iirc

>>40163161
>Ravenclaw
Second best colour scheme after Slytherin
Best animal
Best name

>>40163161
"Houses?"

>>40163161
>slytherin

>>40163161
>>Hufflepuff

"I uh... I've never been particularly good at anything."

>>40162423
seems like a good question to me I mean I could hit a target at age 11 its not too hard. Not to mention its faster to pull a trigger and point than to point flick and spout some bullshit.

>>40163161
>>Gryffindor
i love adventures

>>40163161
>Ravenclaw

>>40163161
>>Gryffindor
It'd be nice to see someone competent in there. And they get all the plot hooks.

>>40163161
>Hufflepuff

>>40163265
>ye olde tymes
>wizardly scum approacheth with ill intent
>draw my trusty bow instead of my wand, see his subtle quiverings of fear and smell soiled trousers
>in an instant, my arrow pierces him infinitely faster than he can spouteth his hex
Tryeth harder, magifags

>>40163161
>Ravenclaw

>>40163161
>>Gryffindor
best house crest

>>40163161
>Ravenclaw best of the best

>>40163161
>Ravenclaw

Did anyone play the GameCube quiddicth game?

>>40163509
Nobody with any taste.

>>40163509
Nope
But I was one of better duellers on Pottermore when best spell possible was Petrificus Totalus
Does that count?

>>40163509
i have

>>40163549
i think you mean people with taste

>>40163349
Now we need one before bows were made

>>40163161
Ravenclaw

You and Alex both look at him confusedly.

“What's a house?” You ask him.

“Oh, muggleborns. Sorry. Hogwarts sorts us into houses, based on what we're good at. Gryffindor for the brave, Ravenclaw for the smart, Hufflepuff for the good, and Slytherin for the pure.”

“Pure?”

“Yeah, basically, no muds allowed. Only old blood.”

“What about you?” Alex asks. “What one do you want?”

“Oh, uh,” He pauses and stops smiling. “Slytherin. Definitely. Everyone in my family for a long time back has been a Slytherin.” He looks around the compartment, clearly a bit uncomfortable.

“Well, I think all of those sound good.” You say to try and pull him back into the conversation. “Though, maybe I'd like Ravenclaw over the others.”

“Yeah, me too.” Alex says.

Both you and Linus turn to him and start laughing.

“No, I'm serious. I can do it. I got top marks in school. I'm smart. I can totally be a Ravenhoof.”

At that you and Linus laugh even harder. The three of you spend the rest of the ride talking and laughing together.

When you finally arrive and get off the train in your school robes, it's dark. You hear a loud angry Scottish man calling out over the platform.

More coming

>>40162443
Can't tell if trolling, or genuinely don't appreciate.
In any event, the world she made had more depth to it than SOME places. Yes, the books were, for the most part, a long stream of deus ex machinas with little suspense whatsoever, but that doesn't mean that people can't have fun in the cute little world she made.

That said, I'm out. Not my cup of tea.

“First years! Git over here or I'll drag ya ta school by yer toes!” You approach to find it is a bald fat man, only a bit taller than the first years with an intricately braided beard. “Down the hill!” He starts pushing the group down a dark muddy hill. At the bottom are a number of boats in the shallows of a lake which he starts angrily forcing the children into.

Once everyone is settled the boats start slowly across the lake. Looking up you see a castle. And not a castle like you've seen in pictures, but a castle from a fairytale. Completely devoid of reasonable architectural decisions, with soaring arches, and towers sticking out at odd angles, and an unnatural light which bleeds out across the lake. This, is your new home.

You get off at a small dockhouse just below the castle and are all led up to the main hall. There you see the same man who came to meet you at your house.

“I am Deputy-Headmaster Ricimer. In a moment we will enter the Great Hall and you will be sorted into your houses. Please try not to make too much of a fuss, or trip over anything, this is your first introduction to the rest of the student body, and you should try to make it positive.”

Seconds later a pair of grand double doors open and you look to see a massive dining hall with no ceiling.

The group shuffles inside and the door closes behind you. Up front you see a hat on a chair. And as Ricimer calls the first person, he places the hat on their head. A second later, you jump as the hat screams; “Hufflepuff!”

The girl stands, and walks in the wrong direction before being turned around and going to sit at the table under a big banner of a badger.

They call up Alex and after a few minutes you hear the hat sigh and say; “Fine then, Ravenclaw.”

Finally. It's your turn. You walk to the front and sit on the stool, and feel the hat press down on your head. Then you hear a voice in your ear. “Hmmm. Caring, and kind, but more than a bit of potential for academics. Not particularly brave, but you could change that with time. What do you think boy? Why are you here?”

>To learn
>To make friends
>To have adventures
>Other

>>40164073
>Other

To fuck bitches and get money!

>>40164073
>Other
>To learn magic of these foolish mortals so we can avoid being defeated by their magic once again
>Learning is cool too

>>40164073
>>To have adventures

>>40164073
>To learn

What kid doesn't want to learn magic?

>>40164073
>>To make friends

>>40164073
>>To learn
>To make friends
>To have adventures
all of it.

>>40164073
>To learn
Nerd mode is a go, I guess.

>>40164073
>To learn

>>40164073
>Other - To explore the unknown

>>40164135
this. I want to learn so that I can adventure to find more knowledge and do it with trusted people by my side.

>>40164157
Supporting

>>40164073
>>To have adventures
"i want to truly live."

>>40164073
>To learn

>>40164073
Learn
And delve into arcane knowledge that man was not meant to know.

>Select all cakes
THOSE ARE ALL PIZZAS

>>40164073
>>To have adventures

god damn internet connection issues

>>40164073
>because I'm a wizard? So I'm supposed to, I guess.
>To learn, I guess. That's the point of school, after all.

>Inb4 Slytherin

>>40164073
>To learn
>To make friends

Learn magic and fuck bitches.

>>40164073
sudo adduser M4G1C4L
sudo visudo

>>40164375
alternatively

sudo deluser Slitherin

>>40164073
>To learn

>>40164073
>To have adventures
this will make this series the most interesting by far

“I want to learn. But I want to do other things too.”

“Well, you're lucky there isn't a house for indecisiveness. But this isn't hard, You'll fit in perfectly.”

“Ravenclaw!” You hear the hat yell out of it's cloth mouth.

You stand up and go to sit with Alex.

When Linus' turn comes he looks about ready to faint. He sits on the chair for a long time, and you can see him gripping the side of the stool hard. Finally the hat yells; “Hufflepuff!” And a very confused Linus stands and practically falls down the hall toward the Hufflepuff table.

When the sorting is done the Headmaster stands up to give a speech. He's an older guy with a strawberry blonde beard in an ugly sea green flatcap and matching robe. The speech is pretty boring fare about togetherness and tolerance that you've heard at every school assembly ever. Minus the part about being careful not to fall into pixie nests, that was new.

When the speech was over he clapped his hands and food just appeared on the tables. Everyone digs in.

>Ask older students questions
>Ask Alex about the hat
>Eat as much as you can

>>40164511
>>Eat as much as you can
FOOOOD! MUNCH MUNCH FUCKERS!

>>40164511
>>Ask Alex about the hat
then
>Ask older students questions

>>40164511
>Ask older students questions

Figure out how things work here and who the teachers are and what they do.

>>40164511
>>Ask older students questions
>>Ask Alex about the hat

So are we still going full Godfather or what?

>>40164601
Nah
We are going full Grindelwald with less hallows and more horrible dark magic

>>40164511
>Ask older students questions

>>40164511
>Ask older students questions
Nerd mode is definitely a go.
>>40164601
Nope. That was an "in case of being sorted to Slytherin" thing.

>>40164511
>Eat as much as you can
>stare at ghosts (if there are any )

>>40164511
>Ask older students questions

We should make a golem, Full Jew golem to not the jap version.

>>40164773
We will have easier time getting texts about homunculi than ones about golems

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>>40163668
>be Balearic shepherd
>some zippity doo dah geometer or whatever approaches
>raises wand and starts chanting some bullshit
>load sling and hurl stone before he can begin the second syllable
>apollo guides my stone into the wizzbang's forehead
>mfw

You decide to try and find out more about the school. You turn to one of the older kids next to you and start to ask him questions.

“So what's it like going to school here?”

“Well, I guess it would be like school anywhere else. Study, do good work, try to make some friends. Oh, but I guess if you want a tip, don't walk in any of the flower patches on the grounds. MacLeod the groundskeeper will give you detention for anything he can. And if any of the teachers do give you a hard time, go to Professor Ricimer. He's our house head. He'll help deal with it.”

“Oh,” One of the other students across the table breaks in. “And Professor Morse, that's the scary looking crone over there.” He points to a woman who must be in her 80s but looks like she's ready for war, with cropped hair and what looks like leather armor on over her robes. “She always lets you do extra credit no matter what. You can get like 200% in her class if you're willing to work for it.”

“Thanks.” You say.

You spend the rest of the meal badgering the older students for information and learn all about the teachers, mostly how they run their classes. You also learn a couple of secrets about the castle and how to get around.

You go off to bed that night with both your stomach and mind full. The Ravenclaws, you discover live at the top of a tower, and need to answer a riddle to get into their common room. When you get to your room, you meet two of your other roommates. Robbie and Henry. Robbie is a bit chubby, and seems a bit preoccupied when you say hello, on account of having eaten way too much at dinner. Henry mostly just squeaks and hides from you. But you finally got him to say hi after a few minutes.

Your last roommate seems less eager to meet you.

Hes a pale looking, lanky kid with squished eyes and blonde hair. When you go to introduce yourself he just turns away from you.

>Ignore him back
>What's your issue?
>Other

>>40165093
>What's your issue?

>>40165093
>Ignore him back

>>40165093
>>What's your issue?

>>40165093
What's your problem?
Is he trying to eat a fish?

>>40165093
>>What's your issue?

>>40165093
>>What's your issue?

>>40165093
>Ignore him back
>Shrug
Like we give a fuck.

>>40163668
>cave man times
>puny shamen man comes to me
>pick up rock
>see fear in his eyes and on the ground behind him
>rock hit head quicker than shamen chant spoken
>be better berry picker shamen

“What's your problem?”

“Oh don't bother with him.” Robbie says. “He'll only talk to me. He thinks he's too high and mighty to talk to you muds.”

“Muds?”

“Uh, yeah. Muggleborn. He's a pureblood, and I'm halfblood. The purebloods, that is all magic blood as far back as you can figure, some of 'em have this superiority thing. His family is sorta like that. Even though that's dumb cause we all know the Bordes have squib blood from a couple centuries back.” He says the last part to the boy.

“Shut up, more pure than you half-muggle.”

>That's dumb. You're dumb.
>Whatever
>Other

>>40165337
>That's dumb. You're dumb

>>40165337
>That's dumb. You're dumb.

>>40165337
>That's dumb. You're dumb.
"You're just like those stupid people who breed dogs to be as pure as possible and they end up with all these defects and genetic issues."

>>40165337
>Other
>Acknowledge that someone with blood of ancient wizards has superior blood to those without it
>Try to ally with this mortal as he probably has access to ancient tomes of magic

>>40165337
>>Whatever

>>40165337
>That's dumb. You're dumb.
how do you whizzards not know anything about simple genetics.

>>40165337
>>That's dumb. You're dumb.

>>40165385
hah this.

>>40165385
Ooh, maybe add something to imply the fact that purebloods might have *magical* defects because they're so inbred. I just don't know how to word it.

>>40165337
>>That's dumb. You're dumb.

>>40165385
>>40165405
One day I heard about this funny thing known as magic
It apparently likes to fuck reality and human knowledge in asshole

>>40165441
Yeah, but we don't know that.

And also, *he* might not know that. I mean, anything to make him question himself slightly even more. Because he's a dick.

>>40165337
>Other
"What difference does it make? Are purebloods able to do things we can't?" (No sarcasm)

>>40165441
everything that has rules can be understood by the scientific method.

>>40165385
>>40165405
>>40165413
>>40165478
I want the morfags to leave. WE'RE ELEVEN FUCKING YEARS OLD!

>>40165478
Not really
And even if it's true it's irrelevant to this

>>40165506
I knew about genetics when I was 11. anyone not living in a shit country with shit education learns about genetics pretty early.

>>40165478
I wouldn't be surprised if magic itself started to change the moment people start trying to lay down rules for it.

>>40165506
What >>40165535 said. We're also in ravenclaw. It wouldn't be surprising for us to have read a few books.

>>40165506
we learned about basic mendelian genetics in 4th grade, which was 10. stay pleb shitstain

>>40165337
"You're in Ravenclaw, I'm sure you know about the health hazards of overly pure dog breeds."

>>40165551
That would be interesting but it would also mean magic couldn't be taught since teaching requires information to exist for it to be transmitted.
Actually now that I think about it only non learning species could use such magic which would be pretty cool.

>>40165337
>Uwot m8 1v1 me irl ill bash ye fookin 'ead in i sware on me mum

>>40165688
well we ARE british.

“That's dumb. You're dumb. That sounds like it would cause a lot of inbreeding.”

“It does.” Robbie says, stretched out on his bed. “Like I said though. The Bordes have bred out enough it isn't an issue for Lom over there. Some of 'em though. You can see it in their faces, somethings not quite right.”

“That's just their magic. It's in their blood, it makes them look strange to you because you're not used to it.” The boy, Lom, protests.

“Whatever,” Robbie says. “My suggestion to you Shane is to drop it. At least until morning. I'm tired.” With that Robbie rolls over and goes to sleep.

You figure Robbie's probably right and so you too start getting ready for bed. When you hit the pillow you're asleep immediately.

The next morning at breakfast you get your class schedule. You see you have Charms class first. Between reading and asking questions yesterday you have a general idea of what your classes are like.

“What class are you looking forward to the most?” Alex asks.

>Charms
>Transfigurations
>Potions
>Dark Arts can you say edgemaster
>Other

>>40165731
>Other
History.
seriously magical history was always the most interesting subject to me in the potterverse

>>40165731
>Potions

>>40165731
>>Charms

>>40165731
>Charms
Utility Casting is GOAT.

>>40165731
>Charms
I can't wait to actually do some magic

>>40165731
>Charms
Let's start basic. It'll be a good stepping stone.

>>40165731
>Potions
Time to make potion for abolishment of food and drink
We can make one for eternal youth later

>>40165731
Divinations
And then we provide a perfectly rational, if naïve, explanation.

>>40165731
>Charms

>>40165731
>Dark Arts

As a matter of fact, I CAN say edgemaster

>>40165731
>Transfigurations
Best magic is best

>>40165731
>Potions

>>40165731
>Charms

>>40165731
>Transfigurations

>>40162443
Still not nearly as bad as fucking twilight. I thought the same until Twilight happened.

“I wanna learn Charms.”

“Well, you're lucky then. First class of the day. Lets go.”

You and Alex walk to the third floor potions classroom together and find your seats. Within minutes Ravenclaws have filled half the seats, and over the few minutes right before class starts, the Hufflepuffs slowly leak in too.

The teacher, who introduces himself as Professor Cecil is a man who seems like a living tree, in that he is very tall, very thin, and gives the impression he might fall over in a stiff wind.

“Today class,” He says in an almost clownishly drawn out way, like he's opening a circus act. “We will be learning the Lumos charm. Very simple, makes your wand glow. First magic anyone learns.”

He takes a few minutes to explain how the spell is used and then leaves you to it.

>Roll 1d10. I need at least 4 rolls before continuing.

I'll be taking the first roll that comes up for the check, and the remaining three to decide your wand.

I'm using this system http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Tabletop_RPG

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>40166082

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>40166082

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>40166082

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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>40166082

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>40166082

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>40166082
Vibranium core, here we come

>>40166115
GOD DAMNIT, JESUS.

>>40166115
Jap jeasus you fuck!

>>40166115
Haven't you read the bible? God doesn't like wizards.

>>40166115
>>40166116
>>40166118
Pretty average /tg/ rolls.

>>40166115
don't worry jesus we'll figure out wandless casting

>>40166115
Jesus got us the shortest wand. Thanks a lot

>>40166191
Yep. Don't get why everyone's freaking out at jap jeebus. I'd have been just as bad.

>>40166226
It's not about how big it is, it's about how you use it.

>>40166226
>not liking that we have a subcompact wand
Better for concealment. We could make a damn good plainrobes Auror with a wand like that.

>>40166229
And that roll was for the wand, so the worst case is that one part is sub-par.

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>>40162214
I know I'm late but,
>living in Bongistan
>buying a gun
Pick one.

so we've got a jinx specialised tiny wand with an anti casting curse for specialized spell. Auror here we come.

Much to your surprise this comes naturally to you and you successfully light your wand right away. It surprises you less, though you wouldn't want to admit it, that Alex is having trouble.

Across the room you hear Lom, your roommate loudly exclaim to nobody in particular; “See, purebloods are better at magic.” Holding up his lit wand for everyone to see.

>Start something with Lom
>Help Alex learn Lumos
>Try to practice more
>Other

Wand is Hazel and Jarvey Tendon 8 1/2 inches. This gives you bonuses to casting jinxes and the babbling curse.

>>40166363
>Try to practice more
try to make it glow brighter.

>>40166363
>Help Alex learn Lumos

>>40166363
>Help Alex learn Lumos time to help a bro. And humble inbred.

>>40166303
>20 pounds for two spoons, a fork, and a knife
For some reason, that horrifies me more than the insane knife laws.

>>40166363
>Try to practice more

>>40166363
>Help Alex, ignore Lom

>>40166363
>Start something with Lom
U AVIN A GIGGLE, M8?!

>>40166363
>Help Alex learn Lumos
>Try to practice more

These are pretty much the same.

>>40166363
>Try to practice more
Light up the room!

>>40166363
>>Help Alex learn Lumos
for our future teaching carrier.

>>40166363
>Try to practice more

Show the inbred scum how it's done.

>>40166363
>Wave lit wand at Lom
"Late to the party?"
>Help Alex

>>40166363
Try to do it with your fingertip instead of a wand!

>>40166363
>Start something with Lom

Blind him with our Lumos.

>>40166479
Still trying for that wandless magic eh?

>>40166470

By doing
>>40166479
To really show him who the boss is

>>40166363
>Try to practice more
>Start something with Lom

You decide to try and help Alex, and maybe do a little more practicing too, put Lom in his place by being better than him.

Need 2 more rolls, one to help Alex, and one to cast again.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>40166582

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>40166582

Rolled 8, 8 = 16 (2d10)

>>40166582

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>>40166604
>>40166703
8,8,8

>>40166763
Hahaha a Khorne blesses this quest apparently.

>>40166763
Roll a d100 to determine warp effects

>>40166798
Won't we be under Tzeench's influence since Khorn hates magic.

Rolled 24 (1d88)

>>40166829

You try to help Alex, but it seems like everytime he tries again he gets flustered. Judging by the rest of the class, you and Lom may be exceptions, most people are having trouble.

You start toying around with the spell and getting a feel for it. You find a wrist position that makes the light incredibly bright. So much so that Professor Cecil takes notice.

“That, class, is how it's done.” He says pointing to you. “10 points to Ravenclaw.”

“I bet I can do it better.” You hear Lom say. However as he goes to cast his spell it almost sputters out, and you can see him shrink shamefully back into his seat.

Next you have Transfigurations, taught by Professor Agustus, who looks like his face is made of melting wax. He rants for an hour about the dangers of Transfigurations and ends the class without any magic. Lame.

Next it's Potions time. You head down to the dungeons which are as dreary as you could imagine. But you know that Professor Ricimer is the teacher, so you're a little less repulsed.

“Okay class. We will be starting you out making the Forgetfulness Potion. Try not spill it on yourself if you can help it, otherwise you may as well have just skipped class. Its on page 12 of your text books, begin.”

>Need 2 rolls of 1d10

>>40166859
Yes but Khornes number is eight.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>40166922

Rolled 9, 1 = 10 (2d10)

>>40166922

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>40166922

Rolled 9, 3 = 12 (2d10)

>>40166922

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>40166922

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>40166922
Don't let this shit near Alex.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>40166922

>>40166922
>Put hand up "What page?"

>>40166957
That counts as a 9, not a 1.

>>40166942
>>40166957
So 4 and 9, yes?

>>40166942
>>40166958
Using these because I asked for two rolls of 1d10, not 2d10. This is how I'm going to handle any rolls of multiple dice in a single post because I want as many people as possible to have an impact.

Roll only one die per post you mouthbreathers.

>>40167030
Damn me and my over literal bullshit. >>40166957

>>40167006
Do this.

>>40166876
>rolling 8+8+8

>>40167030
I want to grumble but unfortunately that's fair.
Also, where the heck are any of the staff from the original books? Does Dumbledore's nonexistence mean that literally no one who worked under him is currently there?

>>40167006
Don't do this. That's stupid and our character isn't a wiseass.

>>40167103
But he could be. I didn't even suggest we smirk after

>>40167143
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You set to work and properly manage to prepare your ingredients, but when it comes to putting the potion itself together you get lost. Happily you look over to see Lom in a similar situation.

Alex has issues with the ingredients. And you try to help him, but he seems utterly lost.

However, after a while he just picks some of your prepared ingredients and throws them into his cauldron. By the end of the hour he has a perfect potion, as far as you can tell from the description in the book.

Now the tough part. You could try to pass it off as your own, or maybe...

>Try to pass it off as your work
>Try to pass it off as Alex's work
>Dump it, it doesn't count since you should have made your own
>Take some, then dump it
>Other

>>40167264
>Try to pass it off as Alex's work

>>40167264
>Other
ask Alex to guide you and make your damn own.

>>40167264
>>Try to pass it off as your work
>Try to pass it off as Alex's work

>>40167264
Try to pass it off as both of your works.

>>40167264
>>Try to pass it off as your work
Take the hit.

>>40167264
>Share the credit
Professor never said we couldn't work together on it.

>>40167264
>Try to pass it off as Alex's work
Try to replicate the results with Alex's materials.

>>40167306
>>40167331
What these guys said

>>40167264
>Share the credit
>See if we can steal some. Slipping some into lod's drink would be hilarious.

>>40167428
>Swipe some, save it for finals

>>40167491
Seconded.

You and Alex agree that you should just take it to Ricimer and see what you can get.

You and Alex haul the cauldron up to the front of the class.

“Which one of you made this?” He asks.

“Shane did the ingredients and I did the potion.”

“Well, good job boys, you've made the only potion in class. 15 Points for Ravenclaw. Still, I want you to make your own for homework, help is fine, but no mixing work, got it?”

“Yes, Professor.” You say together.

“You hear that class? For homework make a working Forgetfulness Potion. I will know if you cheat. Dismissed.”

Lom shoots you an evil look as he storms out of class, and Robbie follows him out laughing.

As you leave you see Alex palming a small vial. “Is that some of our potion?”

He nods a bit sheepishly.

“Well be careful with it, I don't even want to know what would happen if you took it.”

With that the two of you head off to lunch, playfully pushing each other through the halls.

End of Part 1

Thoughts, suggestions, etc.

>>40167772
I like it, you got a schedule or a twitter up?

Be a little clearer about dice rolls. When aha Said need two more I thought ya wanted 2d10 ya know mate?

>>40167809
Twitter got flagged last time and I cant get it back, Will run again Tuesday. No Schedule yet, but will announce next thread at end of previous thread.

>>40167813
Was trying to be clear, said 2 rolls of 1d10, rather than 2d10. Whateves, made the rule this thread, I want as many separate rolls in different posts as I can so as many people can roll as possible.

>>40167881
cool.

>>40162007
So we become a bard?

This has reawakened my interest in playing Academagia.

Any tips on surviving excel spreadsheet simulator anons?

>>40169227
Gates best fluff with worst gameplay
Don't forgot to study

>>40169227
cleanse and remake is broken tier good, always have at least 3 stacks of it active!

>>40172666
>>40173036
Thanks good anons!