Rolled 20, 98 = 118 (2d100)

>>40159805

Rolled 25, 31 = 56 (2d100)

>>40159805

Rolled 12, 39 = 51 (2d100)

>>40159805

Rolled 17, 32 = 49 (2d100)

>>40159805

Rolled 88, 45 = 133 (2d100)

>>40159805

lets go

Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d100)

>>40159805
Fail

Rolled 8, 94 = 102 (2d100)

>>40159805
road to america here we come

>>40159862
Yes you do mate.

>>40159862

Yes. You did. Comprehensively.

>>40159862
Jesus fuck. You are forbidden to roll anything forever.

Rolled 72, 95 = 167 (2d100)

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>>40159862
Good god.

>>40159837
>>40159846
>>40159855
>>40159856
Not looking great on that first column.

>>40159862
And I'm glad you're late.

>>40159857
>>40159856
The same second, and of course the better roll is the slower one.

Fuck.

That is some pretty terrible rolling, taking more time between rolls might help avoid bad streaks like that.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>40159805
I wish you were taking the best five.

Rolled 50, 13 = 63 (2d100)

>>40159805

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Hey, at least we got a 98..?

>>40159892

Yeah, when the prior thread had 60 IP's and this thread is to 14 already, most rolls will be done within the first minute.

>>40159888
>>40159886
>>40159882
>>40159881
>>40159876

I think it's great that I have called my own rolls consistently lately.

>>40159805
>25, 98
Today.

>Writing.

>>40159911
Aww. He was like my fourth favourite captain behind Kenny, Mayuri and Gin.

Did Toshiro die at least?

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>>40159946
>today.
That is the most cryptic and scary spoiler message I've seen.
Shit is going down tonight.

>>40159961
Yes. I still touch my nipples instinctively when I recall it happening.

>>40159857
Why couldn't you have a slightly faster internet connection?

You could have saved us.

queen didn't say whither the best meant a high or low roll.

>>40159961
and then turned into a zombie

>>40159985
Well... I guess that kind of makes up for it.

>>40159961
Maybe, maybe not. I liked him

>>40160005
Along with Rangiku, unfortunately.

>>40160028
Yes, but then again, you are a humongous faggot.

>>40160040
and THAT's why we're going to stop that. just like gin.

>>40160040
Rangiku might be ok, since she just got zombified without dying first.

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>>40160028
Worst captain, glad he's dead.

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also, forgot to post this at the beginning of last thread, but I found the official coat of arms for this quest back in Cosgrove's archives

>>40160086
His antics with Ishin were gold though. I'll admit, I kept assuming he'd show up to Bail captain snow out midfight

>>40159805
You move faster than you ever have before, by far. The speed of the wind is so fierce that you need to slow down and put on the goggles Yoruichi gave you with the cloak before continuing. The moisture in the air leaves a contrail behind you as you press onward, as if being pushed by the gods themselves. A you hear a roaring boom as a ring of condensation develops behind you in your wake, then a second, and a third.

By the time you reach the eastern coast of the United States, it feels like it's only been a few hours. You press onward over cities and forests and mountains until you reach the center of the continent, marked exactly the way the Valhallan officers told you. Rolling hills and fields of what look like weeds and grasses without end blow past you before you slow yourself down, the rings of cloud disappearing before you lower yourself to the ground.

All around you is the empty, untouched countryside of the great plains.

>Open a Garganta, get some backup from your Arrancar allies
>Wander around and wish the Valhallans would have TOLD you how to find this bloody “Great Spirit”.
>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.
>Other?

>>40160127
>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160074

If we keep Gin alive through the Aizen thing, he will likely be locked up for like a few decades or whatever.

Only to be paroled when the Quincy war starts.

I am waiting for the Quincy quest as Riku is taunted to hit bankai, refuses and then curb stomps them anyways.

I figure Toshiro will be stuck as Rangiku's shota LT for a while this time.

>>40160127
>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
Kek, Riku goes supersonic.

>>40160127
>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.

>>40160127
>Try and get a feeling for the reishi in the area, find any dense patches and search there.
>Other?

Bakudō #58: Kakushitsuijaku again perhaps?

Or a Bakudō #77: Tenteikūra, then just send a wide area message that we're here to see the Great Spirit, and it would be really nice if it were to make contact with us? Like, right now?

>>40160127
It took us four hours to get from Venden to the middle of the usa. At one fifth of our power. Holy shit.

>>40160263
Pretty sure the cloak is what did it.

>>40160263
I'm a bit worried about that first low roll though.

>>40160309

Second roll was likely speed.

First roll was likely accuracy to find the great spirit.

>>40160331
or whether or not things are watching us

>>40160309
It probably was a perception roll.

>>40160263
10/10 speed is a thing.

Riku is as fast, if not faster, than Yoruichi, who is canonically the fastest person in the setting.

>>40160351
Yoruichi is still faster than you are: basically, an 11/10.

>>40160303
Indeed.

>writing

>>40160351
>Riku is as fast, if not faster, than Yoruichi, who is canonically the fastest person in the setting.

They are about equal, I think Yoruichi might be slightly faster, but it is very very close.

They do regularly spar and practice against each other at full throttle, so Riku also knows how to combat such speed.

>>40160397
Can we get that high in any catagory?

>>40160397
>Indeed.

Thank you.

huh, apparently yoruichi's stat totals are better than old man yamas. of course, that's because his speed's only a 60 and everything else is at 100/100, but still interesting

>>40160479
Yamamoto's Strength is a 60, not his Speed. And where'd you find Yoruichi's stat totals?

>>40160479
>>40160479
Those stat totals are total bullshit at repeesenting power levels, which in turn is bullshit at representing actual combat capability. So yeah.

>>40160411
Given our Zanpakuto, I suspect that we could get 11/10 in Kido if we focused on it.

Tenkotsuki's potential power is pretty terrifying. I want to see how she could modify Kurohitsugi or Hiryū Gekizoku Shinten Raihō.

Add in Hollow Mask. Add in potential Resureccion, or False Bankai. It's firework night.

>>40160397
If you were a Great Spirit, where would you be? Actually, you know the answer to that. You'd be in the same place, but you'd be a Great Spirit. So that's not really very helpful, is it?

“Tenkotsuki, you feel anything around here that could be a god?” you ask.

The ghostly image of your Zanpakuto flickers into view in front of you, looking around. You note the look of concern on her face, and you don't like it at all.

“This whole place is infused with a low level of reishi,” she explains. Now that you've been told that, you can feel it too. It's almost as if...

“The gods are all around us, my dear Riku. A part of the very earth itself, the air we breath, the water, the trees... something is coming.”

A fluctuation in your surroundings, an impossibly dense reiatsu that makes your hair stand up and your scalp tingle. Before you arises the form of a great bird, its wings spanning tens of meters and arcing with little bursts of reiatsu-infused lightning. Storm clouds gather, the sky is set alight with the raw power that seeps from the being... no, the God before you. A booming voice fills your ears as sheets of lighting touch off sparks and flames across the rolling hills that are extinguished just as quickly by the driving rain, unintelligible words making unknowable demands of you.

Tenkotsuki's image disappears and her voice returns to your mind.

“Whatever you wish to do, do so now!”

>Try to bind the thing up?
>Run. Run as fast as you can.
>Now might be a good time to use Bankai. You doubt running would help anyway.
>Nope. NOPE.

>>40160575
You mean bankai and the bankai version of ressurection.

>>40160584
>>Nope. NOPE.

>>40160584
>Now might be a good time to use Bankai. You doubt running would help anyway.

>>40160584
>>Nope. NOPE.

>>40160479

Those stat cards are basically junk. But against Aizen, her, Kiske and Isshin were doing a better job the the vizards and the other captains mostly.

Granted the other captains jobbed badly to Aizen due to hypnosis.

>>40160584
>Nope. NOPE.

>>40160584
>Uh, Don't suppose you speak English?

>>40160584
Shit, of course we encounter the goddamn Wakį́nyąn. That's just goddamn perfect. Exactly what we needed!

>Nope. NOPE.

>>40160584
>>Now might be a good time to use Bankai. You doubt running would help anyway.

>>40160584
>>Nope. NOPE.

>>40160584
>Nope. NOPE.

>>40160584
>Nope. NOPE.
this is where Riku dies

>>40160584
>"Suuuuup."

>>40160699
>this is where Riku dies
Fuck off

>>40160632
I think their native tongue would be in the native American language. I think Navajo is one of them that's used to commune with the T-bird. Unfortunately, we aren't versed in wind talk.

>>40160584
>>Nope. NOPE.

To be clear, the NOPE option is basically to fuck off to the Valley of Screams for a moment or two while this hopefully blows over.

>>40160584
>Now might be a good time to use Bankai. You doubt running would help anyway.

>>40160584

Lets not bring it to our valley then.

>>40160713
Nope sounds nice. Maybe one of our hollow buddies speaks Navajo?

>>40160713
Oh, then absolutely not.

>Try to bind the thing up?

>>40160808
Coyote talking to Coyote?

>>40160584
>>Now might be a good time to use Bankai. You doubt running would help anyway.

>>40160808
You want to take a arrancar near the leaders of another soul society. And you don't see how that could bite us in the ass?

>>40160713
>Everyone see's Riku suddenly portal into VoS with a very distressed look on her face, They assk what the hell happened
>Riku:"NOPE!"

>>40160632
actually, I agree with this, but be prepared to run.

>>40160584
>>Now might be a good time to use Bankai. You doubt running would help anyway.

>>40160584
>>Try to bind the thing up?

>>40160584
>>Now might be a good time to use Bankai. You doubt running would help anyway.

>>40160632

I would back this too.

>>40160584
>>Now might be a good time to use Bankai. You doubt running would help anyway.

>>40160808
None of them. That'd make less sense than them speaking Japanese or Spanish.

>>40160873
yeah, I back it, we have no proof this thing is agressive, and if it tries to attack us, we can run like hell.

>>40160632
support
Also, say this in English.

>>40160584
>>40160632
Second

>>40160584

try diplomacy while dodging any attacks?

>>40160632
Supporting
>>40160632

>>40160632
this sounds good. especially since it's demanding stuff and not immediately trying to murder us

>>40160934
can Riku dodge the lightning? can Riku ride the lightning?

>>40160584
“Don't suppose you speak English?” you ask, doing your best to sound polite rather than terrified.

The Thunderbird, for that's what it definitely is, flaps its wings a few times, hovering in place. You can't really tell if a bird is being thoughtful, since it has no body language to speak of, but the fact that it hasn't incinerated you yet is good. At least you think it's good.

Just in case it's not, you prepare to open a Garganta if it decides to attack.

>1d100, best of three.

>>40160966
I wonder if she's tried to punch a lightning bolt in half before

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>40161031

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>40161031

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>40161031

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>40161031

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>40161031

>>40161050
Damn it anon

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>40161031
Rolling

>>40161050

Anon u slowpoke

>>40161050
damn, why weren't you six seconds faster?

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>>40161050
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>40161050
dont suppose you'll take this anyway king?

Rolled 12 (1d100)

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>>40161050
>outside the roll range again
Everytime.

>>40161050
... ouch.

>>40161043
Going with this, then.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>40161031
It's like a lightning version of the Sokyoku

>>40161045
FUCK WHY DID I POST THIS? GOING TO COMMIT SUDOKU.

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>>40161050

...For a second there, I thought we tamed the goddamn Thunderbird.

>>40161050
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>40161127
This isn't Wulin hero anon

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>>40161050

the worst thing is that's going to be the only time we ever roll 100 for the duration of this quest.

>>40161031
Your eventual response is a massive explosion of feathers and lightning bolts.

“BANKAI!” you roar, quickly releasing Higeki no Ōjo. But much to your surprise the reiatsu-infused lightning doesn't stop. The paths of the individual bolts are diverted in some cases, or else they slow enough to be dodged, but they're not suppressed at all. Strange, that.

“Well that could have gone better,” Tenkotsuki muses before suddenly falling silent. “Oh, not another one...”

Before you is a new arrival: replacing the Thunderbird is a second divine figure. This one, it seems, wears the form of a coyote. Unlike the Thunderbird it replaced it seems to make no attempt at communication, instead sniffing at the air around you.

You watch the God carefully. “What's it doing?”

“It would appear to be smelling your reiatsu,” Tenkotsuki replies, suddenly sounding rather amused. “I wonder what he thinks of us?”

You look down at your Bankai outfit: your 'true' one, at that. The twelve layers are supported around your upper body like those of a noblewoman of days long past, trailing behind you and at your sides over pale blue hakama. Each time it seems that and the outermost layer of white are the only colors that remain the same, and this time it seems that Tenkotsuki has deemed the hairpiece given to you by Yoruichi is nice enough not to replace with something more elaborate.

Deep within the folds of your outfit are your twin kodachi, still sheathed, and the star ball belonging to Tenkotsuki herself.
(1/2)

>>40161262
I guess our Bankai can't counter gods.

>>40161262

I guess there is too much power there to try and surppress.

Diverting god level power or slowing it down is enough however.

>actually disappointed we won't be slaying the goddamn Thunderbird

>>40161262
"He probably thinks we're over-dressed," you joke.

"Shut up, you look magnificent."

After thoroughly investigating your scent, Coyote lowers his head and neck in an unmistakable bow. A god... is bowing to you?

"Only proper to return the gesture," Tenkotsuki muses. "A few degrees deeper than his, that does it."

After exchanging silent pleasantries Coyote begins trotting away from you towards a rocky plateau in the distance, stopping at the crest of a hill and looking at you expectantly over his shoulder.

>Follow God's Dog
>Don't follow
>Attempt communication?
>Other?

I'm actually surprised we can still use banki with the seal on

>>40161372
>>Follow God's Dog

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog
only polite.
>other
end bankai.

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog
>Attempt communication?

>>40161381
It limits your spiritual power, not your selection of techniques.

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog
>Attempt communication?

>>40161262
dayum. We a pimping Kimono princess.

>>40161372
>>Follow God's Dog

WE should drop banki ass well

>>40161372
>>Follow God's Dog
Time to get tricked.

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog
>Attempt communication?
soooooo, where are we going?

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog

>>40161372
>>Follow God's Dog

>>40161381
It just probably has a lesser effect. Remember it was possible for Shiro and renji to do it.

>>40161372
>>Follow God's Dog
>>Attempt communication?
"Soooooo... how's tricks?"

>>40161372
>>Attempt communication?

>>40161372
>>Follow God's Dog
>Attempt communication: Hello? Where are we going?

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog
>Attempt communication?
>Drop Bankai

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog
And we follow with the strut of a proper lady. And remain in Bankai

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog

>>40161399
>>40161400
>>40161401
>>40161410
>>40161411
>>40161414
>>40161419
>>40161425
WHY AREN'T YOU IDIOT'S ATTEMPTING TO TALK TO IT!?

>>40161381
Oh, right. I keep forgetting about Gentei Kaijo.

Maybe at full power Higeki no Ōjo WOULD be enough to stop a god.

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog
>Attempt communication?
and we should stay out of Bankai, now that the threat's done

>>40161462
because we don't know how to speak Navajo.

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog
>Attempt communication?
"Your place needs better receptionists."

>>40161401
>>40161410
Think carefully about whether you want to do that.

Not saying it's a bad idea, just pointing out that the reception you got from Thunderbird (singular, not like the Lakota version) and Coyote were very different. Context clues and all that.

>>40161503
Did you ever fucking think it might speak goddamn english?

>>40161462
Because if ut wanted to talk, it woul. Clearly it wants us to follow instead. Learn to read the situation, you autistic cunt.

>>40161372
>Follow God's Dog
>Attempt communication?

I bet if we hadn't had that limiter on we wouldn't have been attacked. Also the coyote is probably being nice because we smell like a kitsune. Which is a trickster spirit like the coyote.

>>40161560
>Also the coyote is probably being nice because we smell like a kitsune.
Going to fucking laugh my ass off if that's actually the case

>>40161462
Damn anon you really need to relax

>>40161512
Of course we don't, ignore the idiots

>>40161580
We probably smell like a kitsune because we are in bankai.

>>40161605
Your headcanon is shit, then.

That kimono doesn't even have HALF as many layers as Riku's does in bankai.

Plus it's ugly.

>>40161605
Jesus that's fucking ugly mate

>>40161605
wtf this is so bad it looks like something m.night shyamalan created

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>>40161605
I figured it would look more like this

>>40161605
Get your Gaia Online shit out of here, it is absolutely disgusting

>>40161762
To vibrant and flowery

>>40161605
How garish

>>40161605

Poor lady don't have a mouth.

>>40161762

Not enough layers.

>>40161777
Can you even fucking read? Our bankai is vibrant and flowery. Riku even said the colors change every time according to Tenkotsuki's whims.

>>40161777
so, exactly what our bankai is?

>>40161372
You follow at a cautious pace, gradually catching up to Coyote as he leads you towards the plateau.

“Where are we going?” you ask, not really expecting an answer and not surprised when you don't receive one. “Okay then. Lead the way, I guess.”

It's a Coyote, it may not be able to speak.

You contemplate dropping Bankai, but Tenkotsuki seems hesitant. “Coyote treated you differently once he smelled you... even going so far as to bow. A god, bowing to a Shinigami... I do not need to tell you how unusual that is.”

Eventually you and your guide reach the top of the plateau, just as night begins to fall. At the center of the plateau is a small hole in the ground, with a ladder. Smoke rises out of the hole, and Coyote leaps down into the darkness. You yourself float down slowly into the underground room. A fire burning fragrant wood sits at the center of the circular chamber, which is some twenty meters across. The ceiling is thatched, with support timbers running across at regular intervals. All around the perimeter is a low bench with what look like blankets, though nobody is in the structure at all.

Coyote takes a seat on the far side of the flames, resting on a folded blanket. Sensing that the proper thing to do is seat yourself opposite him, you do so, carefully arranging your trailing kimonos so that they won't get too dusty or end up underneath you. Coyote watches with some amusement as you do so.

Before you sits a God, and between you is a small ceramic cup. The cup fills slowly with an unknown liquid, and Coyote looks at you expectantly.

>Bring up your business now.
>Drink from the cup.
>Wait for Coyote to make the first move.
>Other?

>>40161698
>>40161715
>>40161760
>>40161762
>>40161765
>>40161779
>>40161792
ITT: Anon's objectively shit taste

>>40161881
>>Wait for Coyote to make the first move.

>>40161881
>>Bring up your business now.

>>40161762
That isn't twelve layers

>>40161881
>>Drink from the cup.

>>40161881
>>Bring up your business now.

>>40161881
>Drink from the cup.

>>40161881
>Wait for Coyote to make the first move.

>>40161881
>>Drink from the cup?

>>40161881
>>Drink from the cup.

>>40161881
What does the liquid look/smell like?

>>40161881
>>Wait for Coyote to make the first move.
Careful, Coyote likes to fuck with people so I wouldn't be surprised if that drink has some side-affects or is super-booze

>>40161881
>Drink from the cup.
I hope even spirit gods follow guest right.

>>40161762
Keep posting more. Expand that reference pool yo.

>>40161881
>>Drink from the cup.


He's already made the first move.

>>40161881
>Drink from the cup.

I'm not to sure what we should do. I wish we had someone here who knew native american customs well to help us out.

>>40161881
>Drink from the cup. Do it with proper manners of a proper lady

>>40161881
>>Wait for Coyote to make the first move.

>>40161881
>>Drink from the cup.
Time for an acid trip.

>>40161970
coyote is a trickster god who likes messing with people, I advise we wait.

>>40161970
A cursory internet search told me it's good manners to eat/drink what's offered you as a guest.

>>40161881
>>Drink from the cup.

I believe we need to drink.

>>40161999
Trickster he may be but there are some stuff you don't do shit like tricks to.

>>40161881
>>Drink from the cup.

The response in the Kimono seems to be more proof leading that Tenkotsuki is not a normal Zanpakuto spirit.

Almost like she was a legit kitsune/god of japan that took interest in Rosa when she died.

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>>40161959
how's this?
>>40161918
yeah, I know. I'm having trouble finding art of kimonos with more than two or three

>>40161970
I don't know Injun customs, but I know popular media, and imbibing mysterious substances of Injun origins usually results in balls to the wall hardcore acid trips.

Also, drawing on OOC knowledge might be considered metagaming,

>>40161945
A little like pine-needle tea, you'd say.

>>40162028

They are out there, on someone who is dressed. Hard to find one due to how much of a pain it would be to draw.

Using google I found that if a native american were to offer someone food or drink you are supposed to drink it.

>>40162074
Don't draw on popular media. That's not that accurate.

>>40162028
>how's this?
Oh no, don't mind me. Just trying to mentally compile and compare the common trends for this sort of garment. I'd probably be looking at some pics of real life examples too.

>>40162078
ooooh fuck I think i've heard some sort of legend that has to do with this, I'm looking this up, something to do with raven and a woman...

>>40162074
It's possible that while what you say is true, we need to be high as fuck in order to properly communicate with coyote. And are you really gonna turn down a nice glass of drugs?

>>40161999
Even though he is a trickster, I don't think he has it in him to trick a regal woman in beautiful clothing (like Riku) if it gives him the chance to get laid with said woman.

>>40162130
Different anon, And yes because Riku does not do drugs

>>40161881
>>Drink from the cup.

>>40162028
Closer, but yours currently favors blues, greens, and teals. The outer layer is white, with a faint embroidered pattern in sliver. The trails and dangling sleeves are shorter as well to facilitate combat.

>>40162095
You're right, anon. Next time a native American offers me a weird-smelling drink, I'll be sure to drink it without hesitation.

>>40162028
Beautiful. It's vibrant, with lots of layers, but I'm not sure if Riku's hair gets an involuntary growth in length when she goes into Bankai.

>>40162078
Unsure how to proceed, then. I know very little of native american customs, so I'm going to go off the typical hospitality rules for other cultures.

>Drink from the cup.

>>40162168
If you are a guest in their lodge then yes you should. Not accept drinks or shit like that lead to nasty grudges back in the day.

>>40161881
>Drink from the cup.
It's fairly obvious the balls in our court here

>>40161970
A coyote is a trickster in native american mythology for the record. Imbibing what it offers is about as foolish as reciting Skinwalker three times.

>>40161881
>>Wait for Coyote to make the first move.

>>40162256
That's no excuse for rudeness.

>>40162256
He may be a trickster but breaking the customs of how you treat guests isn't something he would do.

>>40162298
he kind of has a history of raping pretty ladies

>>40162256
Oh Jesus, I really hope we don't meet any Bleach-equivalent skinwalkers. Those things are one of the few stories that freak me the fuck out

Calling it here.
>>40162216
A kiva, actually. Sort of out of place given where you are, but the American afterlife is a weird place in general.

>>40162310
fine, you've convinced me, deleting old vote changing to
>Drink from the cup.

>>40162202
It's actually common courtesy to offer something of equal value to your host. If you exceed your host's offering, then it your host must offer something of equal value.

>in a lot of threads, /tg/ proves to be culturally and historically learned, and having a very broad spectrum of skills and knowledge

>once /tg/ gets into a quest though, 90% of those people are gone and the ones that remain are for the most part ignored.

God damn it /tg/.

>>40162366
I don't know of any tales of coyote tricking people in side their lodge or other such building if he is there as a guest or if they are visiting him in something like that as a guest.

>>40162366
Look Riku has no idea that Coyote is a trickster spirit, but we do know manners.

>>40162327

I would say.

Especially since the 1500's there have been multiple plagues the ripped through Native American communities, destroying tribes. Then eventually the dominent culture that took over fully in the 1700's and 1800's was a foreign one that did not respect those gods.

Be one fucked up after life.

>>40161881
You look first to the cup, then back up to Coyote, who looks at you, then down at the cup. You look at the cup, then back up a Coyote. Coyote cocks his head at you as you lift the cup slowly to your nose and sniff.

Pine needles, you'd say. Nothing that would make you suspect poison.

Tenkotsuki offers you the mental equivalent of a shrug as you sip at the drink. It's bitter, but no more so than tea when you scald the leaves a little. Which for you is every time you try and prepare tea for yourself or for anyone else. Yoruichi makes most of the tea you drink nowadays.

>give me 1d100 to see how high you get. Second roll only.

>>40162414
We also have Tenkotsuki coaching us on proper mannerisms to maintain the best impression we have on Coyote.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>40162465

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>40162465

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>40162465

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>40162465

>>40162483
Well shit.

>>40162483
Not bad. Somewhat above average.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>40162465

>>40162465
This is like smoking the peace pipe isn't it?

>>40162483
That's a good amount of high.

>>40162499
Actually that was probably good. When it comes to narotic effects or getting drunk the lower the roll the worse it is. I still remember when we got a 1 in shadows of zeon for that.

>>40162483
so on a scale of 1 to Snoop Dogg, how high did this get us?

>>40162465
>It's bitter, but no more so than tea when you scald the leaves a little. Which for you is every time you try and prepare tea for yourself or for anyone else. Yoruichi makes most of the tea you drink nowadays.

Suddenly, I understand. This is the greater grudge that Aizen has on Riku!

>>40162541
>probably

Forgive me if that does not instill confidence.

I just remembered.

It's a Black Drink. Coyote is offering us coffee. Literally. We were paranoid over nothing.

>>40162541

That was fun. have drinks, wake up covered in women who we are unsure if we had sexual relations with... Good times.

>>40162548
It's about a 72

>>40162483
Pretty high.

Damn Coyote.

>>40162565
a one in shadows of zeon resulted in the pc getting drunk and ended up fucking his comanding officer, the ship doctor, one of the newer people they picked up and all of his girl friends.

>>40162607
He also didn't remember anything from the night before.

>>40161762
>>40162028
>>40162373
Saved for reference.

>>40162409
A smidge too monotone for my taste, and the above examples already showed off some impressive patterns.

>>40162481
Kinda creepy... Eh, saving anyway.

>>40162575
Then how can coffee get us stoned?
All it does is give Riku a caffeine rush.

>>40162465
This drink... it's not tea, is it?

No, it's something entirely more... more... whatever the fuck that word is you're looking for.

Oh Gods you're high as hell right now.

In front of you Coyote's form shifts and distorts to the sound of children laughing and pine trees sighing in the wind and crackling embers as the whole of creation burns all at once. His fur changes through a million hues and tones before becoming tanned skin, his bones and limbs warp and cast inhuman shadows dancing about the small confines of what used to feel like a large chamber, the walls slowly closing in all around you.

His head and face are those of a human now, and his body only just finishes a similar metamorphosis.

“Glad to finally meet you,” he greets you, his voice booming and hissing and wailing and whispering all at once. “I am Coyote. What business brings you here, my dearest guest?”

What business... your sword? You can't hear her response, but she'd probably just say something snide anyway. You hate her. She's good people.

>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.
>What the hell did you do to me?
>Why does your voice look purple? Heh. Purple prose. It's funny. Nice one, Riku.
>Other?

>>40162655
>What the hell did you do to me?
>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

>>40162655
>>Try and spit it out. Business as usual

>>40162655
>>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

>>40162655
>Take a moment to compose ourselves
>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

>>40162655
>>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.
>>What the hell did you do to me?
>>Why does your voice look purple? Heh. Purple prose. It's funny. Nice one, Riku.
all the buttons!

>>40162655
>>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

>>40162655
>>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

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>>40162655
IT'S HAPPENING

>>40162655
>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

>>40162655
>What the hell did you do to me?
>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

>>40162655
>>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

>>40162655
>>40162651
>it's not Yaupon tea

ONE JOB.

>>40162655
>Compose our self
>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

>>40162655
>Compose our self
>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

>>40162655
>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.
I hope we don't have to roll for this.
>inb4 we fail a dc, spill the spaghetti and end up getting laid with Coyote instead

>>40162655
Apparently riku get's mean when she's high.

>Other?
The vallahalians are having really nasty war over in their area. I'm from Seireitei. They sent me over to get help.

>>40162655
>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.
>Is this an American thing, or just you? because I'm not sure if I like how I can smell time

>>40162752
Getting laid is not a possible outcome.

>>40162655
>>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

>>40162752
I will personally hunt both YOU and KING down if that happens

>>40162655
>>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.

>>40162655
>>Try and spit it out. Business as usual.
>>What the hell did you do to me?
>>Why does your voice look purple? Heh. Purple prose. It's funny. Nice one, Riku.

oh god I hope we don't take an animal form because of this

>>40162830
>oh god I hope we don't take an animal form because of this
I hope we don't aswell, That would be a kinda dick move on Kings part

>>40162830
That would be awesome. We could show it off to Yoruichi. And instead of Riku petting her she could pet riku.

>>40162830
Yoru never did teach Riku how to get a cat form, so it'll be something to even that out at least.

>>40162858
I hope we do and that we can change back and form between human and animal.

>>40162830
>>40162861
No thanks

>>40162793
whew. well that's a good thing.

>>40162830
assuming we could turn back that would actually be pretty awesome, we could acompanny yoru on scouting the seireitei for promising waifs.

>>40162886
Great so you want us to be a Mary sue? Fuck off jackass

>>40162880

I thought it was established that Yoru's cat form was a unique ability, not something that can be taught.

>>40162655
>Other?
What is he? What was the bird?

>>40162921
That's not what a sue is. People use that term incorrectly so much.

Okay, seems the voting stopped.

Roll me 3d10 to make sense. DC is a moderate six, first three considered.

>>40162935
Come to think of it, it's probably another family relic. She seems to enjoy using her head of household position to get at all the goodies.

Rolled 8, 8, 5 = 21 (3d10)

>>40162982

>>40162935
I always figured that it was her shikai, at least in canon

Rolled 1, 10, 10 = 21 (3d10)

>>40162982

Rolled 6, 5, 3 = 14 (3d10)

>>40162982

Rolled 10, 10, 4 = 24 (3d10)

>>40162982

That went well

Rolled 6, 1, 9 = 16 (3d10)

>>40162982

>>40162998
Not gonna lie, fucking impressive.

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>>40162998
>>40163005

OH BOY

>>40162998
>>40162988
>>40163005
>>40163021

good rolls tonight.

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>animal form anons

>next they'll say they aren't closet furries

I'm just playin, yo. Pic related.

And roll me another d100. Second result only.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>40163087

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>40163087

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>40163087

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>40163087
THis can only end well

>>40163094
Uh-oh.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>40163087

>>40163094
Well shit?

>>40163103
You should have rolled earlier.

>>40163108
>>40163116
It's a random table thing so unless King is being a massive cunt it shouldn't be anything bad

>>40163125
That's the curse of /tg/ quests mate.

>>40163094
Then it doesn't happen yet. I can work with that.

>>40163148
....what?

>>40163148
>Then it doesn't happen yet. I can work with that.
King if you're doing something bad to us based on a one dice roll that's not even best of three i will gladly say you're a goddamn MASSIVE cunt

>>40163165
We don't turn into a cute little fox.

>>40163148
Ominous!

>>40163148
>Then it doesn't happen yet
Should I get out the happening chart?

Unrelated query; if one of our guys dies in Europe, do they go back into our cycle or do they join the European cycle?

>>40163189
Good

>>40163165
99% sure Coyote gave us the ability to turn into a fox. Of course, he isn't going to tell us, so we're going to have to figure out how to do it, and then how to turn back

>>40163148
Well that's ominous.

>>40163203
Talk about a roundabout way to get a class change.

>>40163224
I'm hoping for the 1% chance that he didn't, Also assumptions make an ass out of you and me

>>40163148
>Then it doesn't happen yet. I can work with that.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... should we be worried?