>>40159596
>[] Go to the lake with Kiki and Helga
>[]touch fluffy tail
obligatory

>>40159596
>[] Go to the lake with Kiki and Helga

>>40159596
>[] Play with some local children
>[]touch fluffy tail

>>40159596
>[] Play with some local children

>>40159596
>[] Try and help around town

>>40159596
>[] Go to the lake with Kiki and Helga
>[]touch fluffy tail

>>40159596
>[]Get your legs railroaded away.

>>40159976
Can you stop? You being a bitch at this point stop shitting up other quests for the sake of your own anal pain. Vaelys

>>40159596
>[] Discuss the world with Mr fisher

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>>40160033
>Vaelys

Well I can't just sit around feeling sorry on a day like this, I just can't. I sit up and drink the rest of the now cold and almost slimy tea in a gulp, before I gently place the cup it's held in an the porch I was sitting on a moment ago.

I walk down the small path away from the little cottage who's owner was so kind as to give me a bit of their tea after I just asked, even if it was a bit cold, it is the thought that counts.

I look around the small farming town, and sigh. Well, what can I do now? I mean there isn't much to do here, and it's apparently too dangerous to just pack up and leave at this moment, so the question is, what do I do with this day.

I jolt in surprise as a nearby cat knocks over a bucket of water. It stares at me and almost seems to smile as it drifts away. I look around to make sure no one saw that and then smile happily as I see the water flowing along the ground.

Water, that's it, Kiki and Helga went to the lake not to long ago to go swimming, I could join then for a while can't I? Also I need to make sure my handmaiden is still pure after being in the company of that fox. I smile and walk down the street, my tail swishing back and forth as I go.

I walk along the stream, humming a little tune to myself as I slowly leave the town to go about its day.

My ears twitch as I walk down into the forest, and I look around, I can never get over the feeling that something is watching and stalking me just beyond from where I can see. I grab my tail and gently pet it to calm down as I keep walking, oh I love my tail, it's so soft and fluffy, I just loooove it, I LOOOVE IT.

I gasp and back away a few feet after my foot didn't touch ground when I took my last step. I look down and see the little lake or pond, I don't know which it is. Helga is slowly swimming around the shallows, her hair flowing behind her while kiki sunbathes on the rock w..wearing nothing.

I blush and quickly look away, doesn't she have any sense of decency?
cont

>>40160155
what do I do?
[] CANNONBALL 1d20
[] Climb down the cliff 1d20
[] Dive in the water 1d20
[] try and use magic 1d20
[] undress
[] Scare Helga and kiki somehow
[] Stare
[]Yell at kiki to at least put on something
[] HELGA!
[] Walk back to town
[] write in

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>40160194
>[] Dive in the water 1d20

>>40160194
[]Yell at kiki to at least put on something

>>40160194
>[] Stare

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>40160194
>[] undress
>[] CANNONBALL 1d20
Been dying to do this last time.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40160194
>[] Stare
>notice what you're doing
>[] CANNONBALL 1d20

>>40160194
>pets own tail
>worries about other peoples purity
A it hypocritical there, aren't we Amelia?

>[] Stare
>[]Yell at kiki to at least put on something
>[] HELGA!

>>40160194
>[] Stare

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40160194
>[] undress
>[] CANNONBALL 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40160194
>[]Yell at kiki to at least put on something
>[] CANNONBALL 1d20


>>40160064
He's a hyper-autistic back seat qm who radiates butthurt so great it can be felt worldwide.

>>40160380
>Amelia cracks her skull
>quest end

>>40160400
>Implying it'd by more than a flesh wound to her. Onis are tough.

>>40160380
Thats what happens when you get distracted by kitsune tats.

>>40160380
You just had to force it, didn't you?

>>40160380
Good thing that wasn't a double 20.

>>40160468
Its not like we have any other majority, unless you want Amelia to just stare.

I turn back around and stare at Kiki for a second as she lays on the rock, her two tails slowly waving behind her as she soaks up the sun. Th..they're pretty big aren't they. I huff and turn away, slapping my forehead as I do so.

I fall backwards with a thud and an aching pain in my head, I gasp and stand back up, okay I think I put a little too much force into that one, why did I look back to Kiki anyways? Oh it doesn't matter I've wasted enough time up her and looking at Kiki, I cam here to swim not act like some hopeless old man.

I run towards the cliff and leap into the air with a happy little shout, or I would have, if I didn't turn for one last look at Kiki, and get a bit distracted, slipping on the wet rocks on the edge of the cliff, tumbling down it and through the waterfall, feeling rocks cutting into me like annoying scratches as bits of my kimono drift away from me.

I slam into a rock and bounce off of it and into to lake, groaning as I sink into the water, hearing shouts of surprise and terror above...Helga.

That hurt, I blink under water as blood slowly drifts around me, like little strips of crimson cloth.

What do I do?
[] Swim back up
[] inspect Kimono
[] Swim to the bottom
[] just lay here for a bit * back up*
[] Look around 1d20
[] write in

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>>40160380
>Taking an option that requires dice when you don't need to.

>>40160505
>[] Swim back up
>[] inspect Kimono

>>40160505
>[] just lay here for a bit * back up*

>>40160505
>[] Swim back up
>[] inspect Kimono


>>40160516
Same logic as in umGQ during that thread

>>40160501
Fuck off Vaelys.

>>40160505
>[] inspect Kimono
>[] Swim back up

>>40160505
>[] Swim back up

>>40160505
>[] Swim to the bottom
>>40160516
Don't be such a coward.

>>40160505
>[] inspect Kimono
>[] just lay here for a bit * back up*

>>40160538
Support I am not your buggy man.

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>>40160548
>Don't be such a coward.
You know how we just failed that, just now?

Kinda makes you look fucking retarded.

>>40160538
>Same logic as in umGQ during that thread

The more you keep trying to be a condescending shit about this, the more I want to vote for even more reckless bullsit just to watch you get assblasted again.

>>40160641
No it doesn't? What the fuck are you talking about?
Are you seriously saying we should never vote for dice if avoidable just on the chance it might fail?
You losers who can't stand even the smallest setback in your wish fullfillment fantasy disgust me.

>>40160649
I am sorry my justification of rolling a 1 when I didn't need too compels you to try and kill off a fun quest. Have a good evening anon.

>>40160711
>compels you to try and kill off a fun quest
>implying reckless bullshit would kill this quest
You do remember we get power-ups for doing reckless bullshit here?

>>40160740
Same with most of Hm's quest. But reckless only pays off if it works.

I blink for a few moments, trying to get a grip on the world around me as everything spins and lurches around. Wait they're probably worried about me aren't they? I groan, little bubbles escaping past my lips as I clumsily right myself and swim up through the cold water, light pouring down from the surface.

I gasp, fresh air filling my lungs as I kick my legs and noisily wave my arms around, trying not to sink back down as I look around.

I See Helga hiding behind a tree, looking like she just saw a...monster. I frown as she gasp.

"Amelia?!" She shouts "....why did you just run off the cliff like...uuh"

she giggles and blushes slightly, before laughing loudly

"w..ell you see Helga I" I say shakily as I look down, and see my kimono is now just a few brightly colored tatters, the only thing left to keep me covered, my underwear, is still in one piece thankfully.

I feeling myself begin to blush again as I stop talking and shit my mouth, my ears flopping down as I feel like I'm about to cry.

Kimono = gone

What do I do?
[] Tear the remains of it off
[] act like this was my plan all along
[] pretend nothing happen
[] hide in the depths 1d20
[] "Borrow" Helga's clothes
[] Sink down slightly
[] write in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40160803
>and shit my mouth
Ewww, I usually don't say anything but your fetishes keep getting weirder Headmaster.

>[] hide in the depths 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>40160803
>[] hide in the depths 1d20
>Ask for Helga to get my new clothes.

>>40160833
fuckin typos

>>40160803
>[] Sink down slightly
> Ask Helga to get us something for our modesty

>>40160803
>[] Sink down slightly

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40160803
>[] Sink down slightly
>[] hide in the depths 1d20

>>40160803
>[] Sink down slightly
>Ask for Helga to get my new clothes.

>>40160803
>[] Sink down slightly
>[] Tear the remains of it off

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40160803
>>40160858
seconding

I look around quickly, Helga's giggling filling me with even more embarrassment. I pout and let myself sink up to my nose. the cold water slowly flows past me and over my cuts and exposed skin, making me shiver slightly as what's left of my kimono brushes against me.

Well I'm pretty sure I can just stay her e forever, to be sure no one can see me like this. I mean living in a pond isn't so bad, well at least it isn't as bad as walking back into town like this.

"Um, my lady?" Helga asks sounding a bit guilty "do you happen to buy any spare clothes before you came here?"

I shake my head, splashing water everywhere.

"Oh" Helga says "Well I um, don't think Kiki's would fit you, and I don't really have anything...."

....Of course. I huff underwater,, bubbles popping under my nose.

"Sorry Amelia" Helga says quietly as she wades back into the pond "but I think we may be in a bit of a pickle here"

"A what?" Kiki groans as she sits up scratching herself behind the ears.

What do I do?
[] Dive!
[] ask if I could borrow some of her clothes
[] staaaare
[] Splash Helga 1d20
[] splash kiki 1d20
[] swim around
[] float around
[ write in

>>40161175
>[] staaaare
>[] Dive!
>[] ask if I could borrow some of her clothes

>>40161175
>[] staaaare
>[] ask if I could borrow some of her clothes

>>40161175
>[] ask if I could borrow some of her clothes
>[] staaaare

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40161175
>[] Splash Helga 1d20
>[] splash kiki 1d20

>>40161175
Hmm, wordly Amelia or shy and emberassed Amelia. Choices choices.

>>40161175
>[] ask if I could borrow some of her clothes
>[] staaaare

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>40161175
>[] staaaare
>[] Splash fight 1d20

>>40160683
This attutidue is what got us crippled, and don't compare me to our resident shitposter. I know it was your fault not headmaster's.

>>40161175
>[] ask if I could borrow some of her clothes

>>40161284
>this attitude got us one of the few times the title of the quest actually meant anything and gave it some actual development
No need to thank me, it was my pleasure.

>>40160880
Fuck quest OP did managed to replace she with shit, so you could do worse.

>>40161175
>[] staaaare
Lets land us a best girl and go two for three in headmaster's quests.

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>>40161344
Careful with that edge, you might cut up all our mother's furniture.

>>40161454
...Wat?
You do realise the Quest is called "Unfortunate Magical Girl"?
And we hadn't been unfortunate in the slighest until then.

>>40161418
Charlotte is fine too, even if she is no Maria.

>>40161483
So you're a suffering fag who wants to make quests miserable? Love what you did to false dendrite and tried to do to psychic rebel.

>>40161513
>So you're a suffering fag who wants to make quests miserable?
Are you really just that retarded? How is having a occasional setback or low moment "making the quest miserable?
God, you are such a think skinned faggot.

> Love what you did to false dendrite
Never played it actually.

>and tried to do to psychic rebel
I actually voted agains the deal, didn't terribly mind it happening though because I focused on how to deal with it instead of being a whiny bitch like you.

I stare at her as she stretches, her...you knowswhats bouncing slightly she as she does so. Her tails swish back and forth as her skin shimmers slightly in the sun, no doubt because of the sweat and water droplets that cover her. She looks down at me and smiles knowingly as I sink a bit lower, thankful for once that its harder to see dark blue on blue than it is to see red on peach.

"Oh see something you like?" She purrs, no doubt pushing out chest as she giggles "didn't think you were the type"

"C..can I borrow some of your clothes Kiki?" I ask quietly as I try to no die from embarrassment

"Oh, aren't you forward today" she laughs "but in all seriousness you can, though they may be a bit too...long for you"

"That's okay" I mummer as I stare at my own reflection

"Aren't you going to swim My lady?" helga asks as she paddles along my left side.

What do I do?
[] Swim with Helga
[] Explore the bottom of the pond/lake
[] Ask Kiki if she wants to swim
[] try and stare again without either of them noticing 1d20
[]I..I need to go
[] write in

>>40161594
>[x] Swim with Helga

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40161594
>[] Swim with Helga
>[] try and stare again without either of them noticing 1d20

>>40161594
>[] Swim with Helga

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>40161594
>[] try and stare again without either of them noticing 1d20
>[] Explore the bottom of the pond/lake

>>40161558
>Are you really just that retarded? How is having a occasional setback or low moment "making the quest miserable?
>God, you are such a think skinned faggot.

Willingly voting for bad options to fuck things up is a god idea.
Doesn't make quests miserable either in ic or with flame wars.

>I actually voted agains the deal, didn't terribly mind it happening though because I focused on how to deal with it instead of being a whiny bitch like you.

Nice namecalling Glad to see you're skin is thinner than mine when called out on bullshit.


>>40161594
>[] Swim with Helga

>>40161594
>[] Swim with Helga

>>40161594
>[] Ask Kiki if she wants to swim
>[] try and stare again without either of them noticing 1d20

>>40161655
>Nice namecalling
Dude, you are the one who keeps bitching at me for daring to want something you don't want.
Its not namecalling when its true.

>>40161655
>Willingly voting for bad options
Options that lead to interesting story are not bad options anon. Characters are characters not optimal response machines.

>>40161620
Fuck, I kinda want to vote for this now just because that crit fail looks fun.

>>40161655
>>40161699
Get a room you two and stop shitting up the thread with your foreplay.

>>40161483
It was preventable, just a consequence of us going all offense all the time. Should have assessed the situation first.

And having to fight monsters counts as unfortunate to me.

>>40161509
Charlotte is best girl. Maria isn't bad or anything but she isn't Lily.

>>40161741
>Maria isn't bad or anything but she isn't Lily.
Lily is a completly bland one.note character.
Seriously, I like succubutts and stuff, but she has literally no personality beyond being a rape machine.

>>40161594
>[] try and stare again without either of them noticing 1d20
>>40161620
Kinda glad we failed this one.

>>40161741
>Maria isn't bad or anything but she isn't Lily.
Man, I always knew the Lilyfag had shit taste. But damn.
Never thought it was this bad.

I find it hilarious anon in Hm's quests can't keep it in their pants unless they're forced too. Doubly so since it's always raging lesbianism.

>>40161772
>but she has literally no personality beyond being a rape machine
Thats not 'completly' true, there is a bit of a hint of her being very unhappy with what she is.
Its not a lot, but its definitly there.
But seriously, he just likes her because she is more his fetish, to each his own anon.

>>40161772
You could call Layla a one note character as well both are fun.

>>40161824
>Being surprised the Lilyfag likes Lilly.

What did I do, I didn't even criticize Maria, she is cool, I voted for her (Wish I delayed but whatever, probably wouldn't have mattered) and I am not trying to get Layla with Lily or anything.

>>40161897
>You could call Layla a one note character as well both are fun.
You could, but you would be provably wrong, so why does that matter?

>>40161889
>he just likes her because she is more his fetish
I object to the "just".

She is a better succubus (assuming she is even a succubus) compare to others that pop into my head.

Certainly better then Morrigan.

"Y..yeah" I say turning away from kiki, and turning towards my friend, who's now dripping with water, her hair floating around her.

She smiles and swims away, as I clumsily try to follow in suit, it's actually kind of hard swimming with a tail, or its going to take some getting used to since I keep trying to keep it out of the water, which makes me hold up a part of my body that shouldn't be seen by kiki or Helga, or anyone for that matter.

"You aren't a very strong swimmer, you know that My lady?" Helga says as she swims backwards and away from me

"It's the tail" I say as I try to keep up with her "it doesn't like water"

"its a tail" She says flatly "It doesn't like anything, it doesn't think"

"Yeah well you get one and say that" I say with a huff

"Eh, I'd rather not" She sighs "otherwise a certain someone might get a bit too friendly"

Helga laughs and dives under the water. I stop and sigh, already tired of my tail's antics.

And then something pulls on my leg

What do I do?
[] kick 1d20
[] sScream and run to the shore
[] Grab it 1d20
[] Dive under water
[] swim away
[] write in

>>40161935
>You could, but you would be provably wrong,
My point was that both Layla and Lily are better written then that.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40161982
>[] Grab it 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40161982
>[] Grab it 1d20

>>40161982
>[] sScream and run to the shore

>>40161982
[x] swim away
[x] Dive under water
Probably just Helga funning about.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40161955
>assuming she is even a succubus
Its heavily implied she is something similar. She definitly isn't a full succubus, because we know what those are like, but most likely a Alu fiend.

I'm not saying she couldn't be a decent character, but I quite strongly remember you declaring we should have waifued her literally tghe moment we heard the word succubus and didn't know anything about her yet, so trying to pretend its because of her personality would be a bit implausible.

>>40161982
>[] Grab it 1d20

>>40161982
>[] Dive under water
>[] Grab it 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>40161982
>[] Grab it 1d20
>[] Dive under water

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>40161982
>[] Grab it 1d20
>[] Dive under water

>>40162043
>you declaring we should have waifued her literally tghe moment we heard the word succubus and didn't know anything about her yet,
Yeah that was probably someone else.

Like I said Maria won, I am not contesting that.

"Helga that isn't funny" I sigh as I reach down into the water to pull up my handmaiden.

"What isn't funny?" She asks popping out of the water a few feet away from me, her hair covering her eyes as she tries to brush it away from her eyes.

Something wet and cold begins to crawl up my arm, I look down and see a light green syrupy thing covering my arm, and a face smiling under the water with a malicious smile. My heart skips a beat as I remember the things face from my book.

a slime, I can see the pictures of the troll who wrote the book's assistant being drowned by a group of them as a cold chill runs down my spine.

What do I do?
[] BURN IT 1d20
[] toss it up the cliff 1d20
[] Glare at it 1d20
[] run away 1d20
[] punch it 1d20
[] Wipe it off 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>40162157
>Like I said Maria won, I am not contesting that.
That wasn't really what my point was about.

It was about if the Lily liking comes from her being a good spin on the archetype of sex-fiend or from being just a sex-fiend, and its clearly the latter.
I'm not saying she can't also be the former. Its not like I dislike her, I actually do like her, I just find the obsession with her slightly annoying.

>>40162268
>[] BURN IT 1d20
>punch it

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40162268
>[] Wipe it off 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>40162268
>[] Wipe it off 1d20
then if it keeps on
>[] BURN IT 1d20

>SLIME!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40162268
>[] toss it up the cliff 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40162268
>[] Wipe it off 1d20

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>>40162363

>>40162363
Fuck you.

>>40162268
>[] Wipe it off 1d20

>>40162363
This is really not a lucky thread today.

>>40162363
What is this ASQ?

I shout as I try to wipe it off with my other hand as it grins wider, grabbing my arm with an overly larger hand, that quickly spreads out to cover my shoulder as it pulls itself out of the water, bits of it rolling down into the water as it begins to take a more detailed shape, with empty eyes and face shaped like a little girl that's made of melting wax as it raises its other hand to my face as it begins to drag me down and

*FROOOOM*

I blink as a large ball of blue fire covers to the top of the pond, the thing vanishing beneath the water with a look a fear as it goes.

I rub my eyes, and then realize my hands are still sticky and covered with the slime of the slime, I try to wipe it off, but it flows and crawls away on its on as I sit there feeling a bit dirty.

I turn, trying to see if Helga is okay. I sigh with relief as I see that she is, laying sprawled out on the shore, next to Kiki, who's holding her hair, while her other hand stretched is held front of her like she's trying to touch something.

She has a rather...angry look on her face to put it lightly.

She smiles and lets go of Helga, as a soft wind blows over the pond and through the trees, causing her silverish hair and tails to lightly shift.

What do I do?
[] Thank her, continue swimming
[] NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET *chase slime* 1d20
[] Staaare
[] Helga!? are you alright
[] Hug her
[] Run out of the pond
[] climb up the cliff 1d20
[] ask her something
[] write in

>>40162324
She doesn't exactly have that much competition. Anyway lets just drop it.

>>40162701
>[] Run out of the pond
>[] Hug her
>[] Staaare

>>40162701
>[] Thank her
>[] Run out of the pond
>[] Helga!? are you alright

>>40162701
>[] Hug her
>[] Staaare

>>40162701
>[] Thank her
>[] Run out of the pond
>[] Helga!? are you alright

>>40162701
>[] Helga!? are you alright
>[] Thank her


>>40162763
>>40162785
More important thing than yuri lewds right now Helga could be hurt.

>>40162701
>[] Thank her
>[] Run out of the pond
>[] Helga!? are you alright

>>40162701
>[] Run out of the pond
>[] Hug and thank her
>[] Helga!? are you alright
>[] look at the pond to see if slime girl poped up again

"Thanks a lot for that kiki" I say as I stare at the motionless water where the slime was a few seconds ago, should probably get out of here before it comes back.

"Don't mention it, wouldn't want to see a friend hurt" She says " or a fan, as it stands"


Helga groans, and my ears jolt up, wait I nearly forgot about her, she ,might be hurt from Kiki scorching the lakepond. I scramble out of the water as quickly as I can, nearly tripping on the sandy mud around it as I rush to her, and kneel down next to her, my legs and knees sinking in the muddy sand slightly

"Helga!?" I shout as I try and help her up "are you okay"

"Yeah, my head just hurts a bit" She moans "Because someone dragged me out of the pond, by my hair"


"Eh, it was that or burn you" Kiki says as she cross her arms, under her...things "And a burnt human tends to make a place reek for weeks"

"Well thanks for not murdering me, I guess" Helga huffs as she stands back up and rubs the back of her head.

"You're welcome" Kiki snickers as she watches her go, and then turns towards me, and smiles smugly "And you...can't seem to keep your eyes off of me can you?"

I turn away, which makes her giggle as I do so.

"Oh I don't mind" She laughs "Honest, I mean..we're friends right?"

What do I do?
[] go back to swimming
[] make sure Helga is okay
[] why are you still not wearing anything?
[] Try and teleport away with MAGIC 1d20
[] Yeah....
[]Don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlookdon't...
[] Thanks for saving Helga
[] write in

>>40163146
>[] make sure Helga is okay
>[] Thanks for saving Helga
>[]Don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlookdon't...

>>40163146
>[] Of course we are friends!
>[] Thanks for saving Helga
>[] Make sure Helga is okay

>>40163146
>[] make sure Helga is okay
>[] Thanks for saving Helga
>[] why are you still not wearing anything?

>>40163146
>[] Yeah....
>[]Don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlookdon't...
>[] make sure Helga is okay
>[] Thanks for saving Helga

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40163146
>[] Thanks for saving Helga
>[]Don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlookdon't...
>[] Try and teleport away with MAGIC 1d20

>>40163146
>>40163146
>[] Of course we are friends!
>[] Thanks for saving Helga
>[] Make sure Helga is okay

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40163146
>[] Try and teleport away with MAGIC 1d20
Teleport get.

>>40163146
> I'm glad to have you as friend
>[] make sure Helga is okay
>[] Thanks for saving Helga
>[]Don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlookdon't...

"Of course we're friends" I say smiling as I keep my eyes on Helga, despite the growning urge to just take a quick peek, I mean she said it was, no no, don't fall into that, it will just get worse if I keep feeding it "and I'm glad that we are"

"I am too, Amelia" Kiki says happily, as she walks away, and I sigh with relief.

Now that I don't have to worry about what ever that feeling is, I can make sure that Helga isn't hurt. I walk up to her as she sits at the side of the pondlake, staring at it, looking a bit shaken.

"Are you sure you're okay, Helga?" I ask "I mean we can go back if you're not sure"

"No no, I'm fine" She says with a heavy sigh "Just kind of well, angry"

"is it because Kiki pulled your hair?" I ask

"No, Marcus was supposed to meet us here" She says sadly, hiding her head in her arms

"Ah" I say feeling a bit angry myself now "Well maybe he just got sidetracked with something else"

"Yeah, maybe" she sighs under her arms.

Well this is troubling, I mean I don't really know how to cheer her up when she's like this I mean. what can I do? force Marcus to come here? I don't want to interrupt what ever he's doing and besides, I'm not sure if he can swim, maybe that's why he didn't come with these to, he didn't want to get embarrassed and

"Oh no, I spilled my drink allllll over myself" I hear Kiki sigh over dramatically.

Don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlookwhateverIhavetodojustdon'tloook

Look?
[] Yes
[] no
you enjoying it so far?

>>40163578
>[] Yes

>>40163578
>[] Yes
>>40163578
>you enjoying it so far?
I admit a bit too much SoL for my taste, after the quiet last thread, but its nice enough don't worry.

>>40163578
>[] Yes
Oh man, solving the romance issues of the NPCs is way harder than your own.
>you enjoying it so far?
Sure, I wouldn't be here at 3AM otherwise.

>>40163578
>[] no
Pissing against the yuri train.

I'm enjoying the quest, although it is a bit slow. the audience can leave something to be desired.

>>40163578
>[] no
Was hoping for a STRAIGHTMc for once....

>>40163578
>[] Yes

>>40163578
>[] Yes

>>40163578
>[] Yes
I like teasing, but don't know what would happen next.

Yes, I'm enjoying it.

Well it was a good quest til you brought Yurishit into it HM, Goodbye

>>40163578
[] no

So far it has been going a bit slow, nether the less I have enjoyed it.

>>40163724
Well, I don't give them their sexualities, the players do and I write it
>>40163768
Mmmkay

>>40163724
Standing tg quest policy Always play the female or futa, never romance a male because dicks are gross.

Pretty much always happens unless the qm says it can't.


>>40163782
HM we both know anons will samefag and bitch and moan for yuri even if it isn't the majority. Which it rarely is.

>>40163805
>play ... or futa
>because dicks are gross
Do you see your own contradiction here?

>>40163826
Well girl dicks are "Different" Apparently

>>40163848
I thought "feminine dicks" are a /a/ thing.
Pretty sure they're about traps and not futa too.

>>40163826
Getting dicks or penetrated is something tg always votes against. They either want to be the one penetrating or have lesbian sex when futa isn't available. Been that way for a while.

>>40163578
>[] Yes

>>40163848
I gotta admit I wouldn't know, never met a girl with a dick.

They are attached to girls, so I guess thats a improvement of some sort.

>>40163901
>Getting dicks or penetrated is something tg always votes against.
I dunno anon, I'm pretty sure Maria penetrates Layla on a regular basis and I sure as hell wouldn't vote against that.

>>40163908
Futa is basically for bisexuals to lean to women but still like cock.

>>40163578
[x] Yes
Think of this as teenage experimentation.

>>40163901
>Getting dicks ... is something tg always votes against
I thought the always vote for futa, therefore for getting a dick?

>>40163932
But that counts under lesbian sex and toys. No real dicks involved.


>>40163949
Pls full lesbian all the time.

>>40163959
Getting the dick of someone else(male) put in them is what they vote against.

>>40163578
>[] stare like amotherfucker.

>>40163968
>But that counts under lesbian sex and toys. No real dicks involved.
I'm sure if Maria would get a real dick I wouldn't say no either.
I bet she would be into that too.

I turn to look at Kiki, and gasp as a familiar smell tickles my nose, booze. She stares at me, sticking her tongue out as it drips down her hair and flows down between... those things and down to other places.

"Now I can't have my sake" She sighs as she toss the cup into the pond, where it quickly vanishes "Oh, didn't see you there...Oh if only I brought a second glass of it, haaa"

"Where did you get that anyways?" I ask as I cover my nose, but I can still smell it, damn this body, can you not go a few days without booze or something?

"Oh I brought it along" She says, not bothering to even wipe herself down as she continues to sunbathe "Do you want some?"

"Eh?" I ask tilting my head

"Well I mean, it hasn't all spilled" She says smiling widely, showing her fangs.

What do I say?
[] I need to goooo
[].....kind of
[] But you through the cup into the....ooooh
[] Nooo, Just drank, not thirsty
[] Well Lil bro might
[] write in

>>40164013
>[] But you through the cup into the....ooooh
>[] Nooo, Just drank, not thirsty

>>40164013
>[] But you through the cup into the....ooooh
>[] Nooo, Just drank, not thirsty

>>40164013
>[] Do politicians murder high end prostitutes?

>>40164013
>[].....kind of
>[] But you through the cup into the....ooooh
>[] Nooo, Just drank, not thirsty

>>40164013
>[].....kind of
>[] Nooo, Just drank, not thirsty

>>40164013
>[] hell yeah

>>40164013
>[].....kind of

>>40164013
[] But you through the cup into the....ooooh
[].....kind of

>>40164013
>[] But you through the cup into the....ooooh
>[].....kind of
>[] I need to goooo

>>40164013
>[] yes

>>40164013
>[].....kind of
>[] But you through the cup into the....ooooh
>[] Nooo, Just drank, not thirsty

>>40164013
>[] But you through the cup into the....ooooh
>[].....kind of

>>40164013
>[].....kind of

"Well kind of" I say as I bite my thumb to try and get that damn smell out of my mind "but you just threw the cup into the...oooh"

I hear her giggle as I nearly break the skin on my poor thumb as I bite down on it hard. I pull it out and shake my hand, as it hurts and aches.

"Well I'm sure there's enough left for a drink" She purrs "or two, maybe more if you're lucky"

"No no no not thirsty, Nooope, not thirsty at all, ahaha just had a drink" I laugh as I turn away and begin to walk away towards the forest, nope nope, need to get out of here, need drink, need to clear my head, need to pass out, need to stop listening to my own thoughts, But aren't they the

"AH!" I shout partially in confusion and surprise as something wet splashes on my back.

I turn and growl as I see the slime retreating back into the water as anger spreads through my veins and....Booooooze.

I shake my head as the air becomes thick with the smell of the stuff.

What do I do?
[] Booze?
[] Wander into the forest, clear my head
[] FUCK YOU SLIME *tackle it* 1d20
[] Bite thumb 1d20
[] Hit head against tree 1d20
[] Run back to town 1d20
[] try and cheer up Helga
[] write in

>>40164276
>[] Bite thumb 1d20
>[] Booze?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40164276
>[] FUCK YOU SLIME *Burn it* 1d20

>>40164276
>[] try and cheer up Helga
>plot how to lure Marcus to the lake

>>40164276
>[] Booze?
>[] try and cheer up Helga

>>40164318
This

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40164276
>[] Booze?
>[] Bite thumb 1d20
>[] try and cheer up Helga
>plot how to lure Marcus to the lake

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40164276
>[] Booze?
>[] Bite thumb 1d20

>>40164276
>>40164318
seconding this
I want to do something productive today though.

Booze? Where's the booze, I know I smell it where is the

"Grrrruuuu" I whimper as I bite my thumb again, blood flowing down it as my arm shakes as I try to not keep my head straight while ignoring the single tear rolling down my cheek from the pain I just inflicted upon myself

I let go of my thumb and walk over to helga and sit down next to her, I need to try and cheer her up, to good of a day to let her be sad, I need to cheer her up, get new clothes, and get boo...tea, need to get tea. I put my arm on her shoulder as she continues to sit motionless by the pond, only sighing slightly.

Maybe I could get Marcus down here, that will cheer her up, Or I could just order him to come here, maybe I could say Helga is hurt, I mean it is true so I wouldn't be

"Target sighted" A deadly cold voice says from behind me

Branches break as something run towards me

What do I do?
[] dodge out of the way1d20
[] push Helga out of the way
[] Punch it 1d20
[] throw fire at it 1d20
[] Write in

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40164571
>[] push Helga out of the way
>[] Punch it 1d20

Assassin? Really?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>40164571
>[] Punch it 1d20
>[] push Helga out of the way

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40164571
>[] push Helga out of the way
>[] Punch it 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40164571
>[] push Helga out of the way
>[] Punch it 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40164571
>[] push Helga out of the way
>[] throw fire at it 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40164571
>[] push Helga out of the way
>[] Punch it 1d20

>>40164712
6th roll this counts right?

>>40164743
Nope, Bo5.

I can take more than Helga, I have to get her away before whatever that is gets here. I push her enough to get her away from me, causing her to shout in surprise and most likley anger as I turn around to punch whatever this thing is.

I slam my fist into a disgustingly spongy feeling face as something sharp grazes my neck, making a thin cut as I fall on my back, my hair getting covered in mud as I look up at my attacker, who cracks her jaw back into place, with some difficulty.

It's a corpse, or several parts of corpses, with pieces of metal sticking out of its stitched together flesh as its dull green eyes stare down at me as her dead blond hair hangs down as she stabs at me with a hand with knives where her finger tips used to be.

What do I do?
[] Kick her off 1d20
[] Headbutt 1d20
[] tear off its arm 1d20
[] BURNITBURNITBURNIT1d20
[]MY HAIR
[] HELP
[] write in

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>40164813
>[] BURNITBURNITBURNIT1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>40164813
>[] tear off its arm 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40164813
>[] BURNITBURNITBURNIT1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>40164813
[] tear off its arm 1d20
then
[] BURNITBURNITBURNIT1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40164813
>[] BURNITBURNITBURNIT1d20
>[] HELP

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40164813
>[] BURNITBURNITBURNIT1d20

I shriek in terror as I move my arms to try and stop it from cutting my head off. I feel a burning pain travel and force its way through them as a blue flame covers them and shoots out to cover the corpse thing

it stops and crouches down, staring at the flames as it bats at them with its "normal" hand that looks like it was taken from some kind of beast. I crawl away and stand up, holding the wound on my neck as it stares at its burning arm, more out of curiosity than fear or surprise or anything else for that matter.

"What an odd feeling" it says smiling slightly as it continues to bat at it before it shakes and turns back to me "no matter, continuing task"

It run towards me like a dog and leaps at me, arms outstretched

What do I do?
[] throw mud on it 1d20
[] Punch it 1d20
[] what?
[] dodge 1d20
[] kick 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40165090
>[] what?
>[] dodge 1d20
>Who or what sent you?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40165090
>[] what?
>[] Punch it 1d20

>>40165090
>[] what?
>[] dodge 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>40165090
>[] throw mud on it 1d20
>What do you even want from me?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40165180

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>40165090
>>40165149
Seconding

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40165090
>[] Punch it 1d20
>[] what?

I leap out of the way and yelp as the thing grabs onto my leg and tries to pull me over to it, but struggles before shaking slightly and falling over, a troll tail swishing back and forth as it stands up, by cracking its spine and pushing itself up and over onto its feet.

"What?" I ask as it press some kinks out of its back or something

"You cannot do that?" It asks tilting its head

"Okaaaay, who sent you?" I ask

"Other dead thing" it says as it runs towards me
only to stumble back as a bamboo sheath slams into its jaw.

It cracks its head back into place and looks up as Kiki unsheathes her sword and stands besides me, still not wearing anything, well besides her mask, I quickly stand up so I can't get distracted by her nude body.

The thing tilts its head

"Ears... I am in need of a better set" it says calmly as it looks between us with child like innocence

What do I do?
[] Punch it 1d20
[] try and trick it
[]are you feeling okay
[] Tear a part of it off 1d20
[]throw mud at it
[] run into the pond
[] Thanks again Kiki
[] write in

>>40165421
>[] Thanks again Kiki
>[] try and trick it

>>40165421
>[] try and trick it
>[] Thanks again Kiki
>Yell to Helga to get us Nameless

>>40165421
>>40165471
Seconding, but try gestures instead of yelling

>>40165421
>[] are you feeling okay?

>>40165421
>[] Thanks again Kiki
>[]are you feeling okay
>[] try and distract it while someone gets nameless

>>40165421
>[] Thanks again Kiki

"Thanks again Kiki" I say as I stand back up, and wipe some of the mud off my legs, oh great, now I need a bath even more than before

"Once again, don't mention it" She says calmly as the thing begins to get ready to try and make us into little strips off meat.

Wait, its just a corpse or pieces of several corpses carved up and stuck together with metal stuck in it powered by something to keep it moving, so it can't die unless I remove the source of the power which who knows what that is...it also can't drown.. I have an idea, thankfully the slime stills seems very angry. I smile as it leaps above me..

I run back a few feet as it lands in the mud and looks slightly confused, as it looks at its arms.

"Are you feeling okay?" I ask as I make some hand signs to try and get Helga to find my Naginata for me

She looks at me weirdly, and shrugs. I slap my forehead and begin to open my mouth to just tell her to get it

"strange" it mutters 'what is this stuff"

What do i do?
[] continue with the plan 1d20
[] "its mud"
[] "GET MY NAGINATA!!"
[] set it on fire again 1d20
[] "Hey, want some sweets?"
[] write in

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>40165807
>[] "its mud"
>[] continue with the plan 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40165807
>[] "its mud"
>[] continue with the plan 1d20

"its mud" I say smiling as I realize I can use this things naivety to my advantage

"What is mud?" It asks as it sticks its fingers through it, giggling as it pulls them back

"Wet dirt" I say "there's more of it in that lake over there"

"Really?!" It ask, smiling happily as Kiki slowly walks behind it, blade held high

"Yeah, lots of mud" I say smiling

it smiles wider and runs...er gallops into the lake, sinking below its depths. Kiki stares at the lake and takes off her mask as she sheathes her sword

"The slime is still in there, you know?" she says as a small smile spreads across her face

"I know" I say smugly as I watch the thing flounder up as the slime tries to drown it, and pulls it back down into the water "so how long until one of them realizes they can't kill the other?"

"Eh, I'll give it a week or so"

"YOoooU TRIIiiiCKED ME!" the thing screams angrily "this isn't muuud"

"Oops sorry" I say flatly "Come on Helga, we should find Marcus"

"Yeah we should" She says "I need to ask him something anyways"

"And you need to get some new clothes" Kiki says

"And you need to put on some pants" I sigh

"maybe later" She giggles "Enjoying the breeze

And we'll end here
I'll archive
and be around to answer questions
and maybe take requests for writing things

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>40165807
>[] "its mud"
>[] continue with the plan 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40165807
>[] continue with the plan 1d20

>>40166144
Thanks for running HM

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>>40166171
Well ain't that convenient

>>40166144
Thanks for the thread, but I gotta go sleep now, night.

>>40166144
Thread end from inactivity? Thanks for running! This going to be a recurring enemy?

>>40166256
Yeah, its the abomination
it isn't that world wise since it was just created

>>40166291
Was there any way to have befriended the abomination enough to not want it to murder us?

>>40166313
Yeah, there still is
going to be a bit harder now
Think of it like a child, who could tear you apart like a industrial meat grinder, who was told if you killed this person, You get a toy AND icecream

>>40166359
Rather hard to compete with incentives like that. Shame it most likely has to die, it was what I wanted to be MC.

>>40166359
So how far away is the capital still? And when will the Weavers, or whoever they are start to make their move?

>>40166609
Well, you're on the coastal region still

the capital is in the center
surrounded by a fuck ton of walls and guards actively keeping people out and in

The journey as it stands without the Wind gods help for transportation
or whatever the fuck the water people were called aid
But it depends, you could smuggle yourself in
break the wall
or anything else
But it won't be easy