>>40158499
Since the OP was too long, I've also switched to only using d100s and d20s, depending on whether or not I want more of a chance of a crit or not. It's worked well enough in Lost In Time, so should be fine here.

You may also want the pastebin to refresh yourself on what Shogo can do: http://pastebin.com/u/ArtemisQM

Hello!

>>40158499
>>Stop The Battle!
She gets one chance.

>>40158499
>Stop The Battle!
>Write In.
Absorb all the magic both of them are giving off, use it to immobilize them, scold eliza.

>>40158571
Hello! Welcome to MSQ! Are you having a nice day today?

'Nother voter/lurker reporting.

>>40158595
Yes. Sadly I am going to bed very soon. Things to do, places to be.

>>40158587
>>40158581
Right then! This has the only votes, with dat write in as well, so I'll go for that!

>>40158499

“I’m going to stop this,” you respond, stepping out and into the arena where the two are fighting. Eliza, upon seeing you, pauses in pulling out another weapon from hammerspace. Freyja wastes no time in taking advantage, and sends another bolt flying towards Eliza, before she can block it.

>Roll 1d100 to absorb.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>40158827

>>40158827
yeah I remember last night, i'm stayin out of this.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>40158827

>>40158862
Oh come on, you can still roll. PARTICIPATE!

Brb, gonna grab some bread for the market.

>>40158874
i rolled four ones. i'm gonna let the others handle this.

>>40158898
Well, there's the 63, which is a success.

Sure you don't want to try once? What's the harm?

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>40158981
...fine.

>>40158870
63 is a moderate success! Writing!

>>40158981
>>40158995
You had to ask didn't you?

>>40158995
not exactly a one but i believe my point has been proven.

>>40159019
Just like post numbers, the dice aren't pre-ordained and given to each person. Someone stole the good roll, and you didn't get it.

>>40158827

You manage to run the rest of the distance towards Eliza, and catch the bolt before it reaches her. You feel it wrenching at your own hand, a half magical and physical force, but you manage to absorb most of its force, redirecting it into the ground around you, freezing the earth. The ice bolt itself, though, is still left in your hand, a bit of it actually having pierced your palm.

“Fuck...” you grit your teeth, and glare at Freyja. “That was hardly an honorable shot right there, Freyja.”

Freyja laughs. “Ah, a mortal who knows my name. How refreshing. But in the end, you are a mere mortal, aren’t you? Your standards aren’t made for people like me, quaint as they are. How about you leave this fight before you get any more hurt?”

You stand up straight, still glaring. “I think you’re massively underestimating me, Freyja. People who do that don’t usually live to see the end of the day.”

Freyja grins. “Really? Then I guess it’s time for one of us to die! But oh,” she looks past you at Eliza, “I haven’t forgotten you, darling. Once I’m done with your friend here, once you’ve seen him die in front of your eyes, I guess then we can take care of you.”

And with those final words, Freyja pounces, jumping up into the air and throwing bolts at you.

>Dodge, use gun.
>Dodge, get close, use melee.
>Absorb.
>Write In

>>40159138
>Absorb.
immobilize her.

>>40159138
>Absorb.

>>40159138
>>Dodge, use gun.

>>40159175
>>40159206
>>40159216

What happened to the four other lurker/voters?

>>40159138
>Absorb.

>>40159303
>>40159206
>>40159175
Writing for absorb!

>>40159282
Had dinner to eat. Wife made baby back ribs.

>>40159467
Damn, that sounds nice. Could you ask your wife what recipe she uses? I like to cook mine in a crock pot with some homemade sauce, on top of a bed of onions or occasionally potatoes.

>>40159462
Please roll 1d100 for absorb.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>40159499

>>40159522
okay nobody else roll.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>40159486
She bakes the ribs in a glass cookpiece (covered with foil); 300 degrees F for 2.5 hours. Meat falls off the fuckin' bone, man. Season them with pepper, salt, whatnot as a dry rub and then coat with a healthy layer of BBQ prior to cooking.

Also, rolling.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>40159499

>>40159536
Mmm, sounds delicious. Have you ever tried pulled pork? Sounds like the kind of kitchen that makes that stuff.

Tell your wife that strange men on the internet absolutely love her cooking, but recommend also adding a few more spices as you can never go wrong with spices.

>>40159582
We've pulled pork before, works damn well!

She came in to my office to see why I was asking about the ribs and laughed, she loves sharing recipes. And the spice thing is 'whatnot' to cover different preferences - she uses a few others I didn't mention, but it changes every time because she's looking for that 'perfect' mix to us.

>>40159614

Sounds really nice. Listen, Wife of Anon, I know you've been with him for X years, but I think I'm the one for you. I can cook (better than/unlike Anon), plus I'd complement your amazing cooking every single day (better than/unlike Anon).

So leave that ungrateful waste-of-ribs, and join me in a culinary adventure!

Oh, yeah, writing.

>>40159138

The bolts race across the distance between Freyja and yourself, and she laughs as you simply stand in the same place, looking up at the bolts as they approach you. Her laugh is almost drowned out by the whistling of the bolts, though, and you can see the magic and cold rolling off of each icicle, blades of absolute zero hungering for your body.

Her own laughter seems to grow to a crescendo as each and every blade finds your body, stabbing into it, tearing it apart...but it doesn’t. There isn’t an exit wound, nor an entry wound. Her laughter comes to a stop as she notices not a single blade left a single mark behind on your body.

Of course, you’re bubbling with energy. It crackles within you, the sheer force of the magic within you stretching, begging for release from its too-small container.

>Magical Stress! 2/3.

You take a breath, taking a moment to control the power, and...

>Break it down to the component pieces, and learn to do what she just did
>Before it leaks out, throw it all back at Freyja
>Convert it into pure magic, and put it into
>>A blast from your shotgun
>>one of your own spells
>Write In.

>>40159770
>Convert it to magic
>Make a cage around her

>>40159676
5 years says 'not happening', son! But recipe swaps are cool.

>>40159770
>>Break it down to the component pieces, and learn to do what she just did

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, WITCHCRAFT.

>>40159770
>Break it down to the component pieces, and learn to do what she just did

>>40159770
>>Break it down to the component pieces, and learn to do what she just did

>>40159770
>>Break it down to the component pieces, and learn to do what she just did
WE CAN DO THAT!? WHEN THE FUCK DID WE LEARN TO DO THAT?!
ooooooh my GOD we suddenly got OP.

>>40159770
>Convert it into pure magic, and put it into
>>A blast from your shotgun

>>40159841

Remember that you learnt lightning strikes from Marie. It seems I forgot to put them on your character sheet, though.

>>40159770
>Break it down to the component pieces, and learn to do what she just did
>>40159841
We've done things similar to that before like with the illusion sushi chef.

>>40159861
>>40159864
...goddamn my memory sucks.

>>40159770
>>Before it leaks out, throw it all back at Freyja

>>40159830
Recipe swaps it is! Tell me, do you guys bake? That's really my thing.

http://wannacomewith.com/2014/11/oatmeal-snickerdoodles/

Fucking love snickerdoodles, and oatmeal makes it tons better.

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1172/vanilla-shortbread-dough

One of the easiest recipes ever, once you're done you put it in the fridge as a sausage, and then take it out a few hours later to cut it up into even chunks. 10/10 deliciousness.

>>40159770

As Freyja floats back down to the ground, still watching you with care, waiting for you to make a move, you look inwards, towards the magic running around inside of you. Even as it attempts to escape, you break down each of the pieces, returning the bolts back to the magic that created them. In the process of doing so, you piece together exactly what you’ll need to make them again.

>You can cast Ice bolt!

Freyja hums as her feet touch the ground, and as she watches you now she takes a much more defensive position, watching you a lot more carefully. “Fair enough. You’re right, that I shouldn’t want to underestimate you.”

You chuckle as you turn to face her. “Indeed. But that won’t make much of a difference either, to be honest.”

Freyja shakes her head, and raises her hands again, more bolts forming in front of her. “Well, we’ll see how that turns out, won’t we?”

>roll 1d100.
>Any specific strategy?

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>40160307

>>40159970
We do a bit of everything, no specialties for us. For recipes available to the public, we do a lot of what Alton Brown has in his books and we've had very few complaints.

For our own recipes, I've been slowly learning the grill (just started this year because our normal grillmaster has decided he's done) and have a good mix for BBQ burgers. Have a 2:1 ratio of different grounds (we use 85/15 and 93/7, respectively) and mix with seasonings of choice (I'm big on simple, so I just use salt and pepper) as well as about 1/4c BBQ of your choice (Stubbs Sweet 'n Sticky has been my favorite so far) for every 3 lbs meat. Spank into 1/2 lbs patties. Cook over a good bed of coals until it's hit that Medium mark of a faint pink center. Last time I used a thermostat we hit 350 or so during the cooking process. Cook 5 minutes, flip, cook another 5 did it for my grill. Meat stays nice and juicy, and the BBQ leaves a subtle sweetness to it all.

My wife is partial to her fried chicken recipe. The liquid base is 1 egg and 1/2c milk, whisked. Dredge in a mixture of 1c flour, garlic powder, oregano, basil, paprika, ground mustard, ground ginger, Himalayan pink salt, coarse ground black pepper, and crushed red pepper (All in varying amounts. She wings it each time, but obviously you don't just dump the seasonings in too large a quantity.).

Heat the oil to temperature on High (our range is electric, that's the highest setting on it) and cook strips of coated chicken 7-9 minutes depending on the size of them. Divine.

>>40160307
>Any specific strategy?
counter her ice bolts with our own, advance, immobilize, scold Eliza for trying to fight a god without us.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>40160307
>>Any specific strategy?
Just turn it back on her for now. If she keeps at it, we can start converting it into our own attack spells.

>>40160364
>>40160347
apparantly we are combat jesus as well as food jesus.

>>40160350
I should correct that. I think the BBQ ratio is more like 1/2c for every 3 lbs. My mistake.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>40160307
Just keep playing tennis with her for a while.

>>40160364
Writing for this then.

>>40160350
Agh, that sounds really nice. Well, I hope your marriage continues to be a fun and loving union, with cooking and such bonding you even further.

>>40160307

As another volley of ice bolts chase you down, you step to the side again, dodging them by a small enough margin that you can draw even more magic off of them. You’re well and above the limits of how much you can hold, and you can feel more magic leaking out of you with every second, so you quickly put it to use, setting the magic towards throwing a volley straight back towards Freyja.

Caught in the blast, two spikes hit Freyja in the shoulder and chest, and she cries out, letting loose an even larger barrage of bolts towards your position. Quickly draining magic away from you, you catch the next blast easily enough, letting it recharge your magic from your previous drop, and set towards blasting Freyja with a mixture of her own bolts and your own style of magic, the matter conversion. Caught between the ice and the super-condensed matter, Freyja slows down even more, getting hit a few more times before she collapses on the floor, breathing heavily.

Stepping forth, you pull out your razor blade, ready to finish off Freyja...

“Wait!” Eliza cries from behind you.

>Kill Freyja.
>Maim Freyja.
>Turn back to Eliza.

>>40160605
>>Turn back to Eliza.

>>40160605
>Maim Freya
>Turn to Eliza so that you can still keep an eye on Freyja.
Pro tip: Don't turn your back on an enemy. Shogo's Genre-Savvy enough to realize this, I think.

>>40160605
>Maim Freyja.

AT least weaken the witch that's been mistaken for a fucking Goddess by all of humanity.

>>40160605
>demand Freyja's surrender
Why just kill or maim? We really don't know what is going on here.

>>40160661
Yeah keeping Freyja in sight is pretty damn important, seconding this one

>>40160605
>Don't turn back to Eliza. Just hold there and wait.

>>40160689
agreed, lets not brutalize the helpless person.

>>40158499
This picture is modeled off this stupid ass weaboo jacket

>>40160742
*shrug* I needed a background image, and searching for mahou shounen doesn't give the atmosphere I want for this quest Despite Twintails being awesome, not what I'm looking for.

>>40160605
>>Turn back to Eliza.
Why not.

>>40160727
>>40160689
can we combine these to? maybe ask eliza what she wants?

>>40160878
Of course you can!

Roll 1d100.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>40160984

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>40160984

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>>40161000
OH

OH BOY

>>40161000
Oh boy!
Good job anon!

>>40161000
HA! We are just fucking awesome at everything we do! I love it!

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>>40161000
Nice trips and nat 100 anon.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>40160984
we do need a third roll technically I believe

>>40161102
pfffahaha this is the single greatest thing we have ever done, I hope we get some kinda bonus for these rolls.

>>40159522
>>40160347
>>40161102
Damn my rolls are hot tonight.

>>40161116
Maybe.

But I do need to head off for dinner, so maybe an hour of some nice waiting before you reach the most epic and amazing conclusion ever.

>>40161139
>most epic and amazing conclusion ever.
Should we be scared?

>>40161139
Is george going full jormungander or something?

hey artemis you still here?

wow I missed quite a bit after leaving to go get food.

>>40163806
>>40163734
>>40161170
>>40161161

And I'm back. Writing for this glorious conclusion.

>>40164005
this, can only be good.

I feel like this quest would frequently be much more intense/difficult if we didn't constantly just roll stupidly high, not to say it isn't fun it is just very silly that we just succeed at whatever we try mostly just due to rolls going well.

>>40164496
You also forget how terribly they can go as well. You have the same chance of rolling a 1 as a 100. If you wish, we can also change it to be the mean of the three rolls, with exception of crits. Does that sound fair?

---

You turn back to face Eliza, but as you do you can feel the air move as Freyja prepares to launch a close range bolt right behind you.

Turning, even as Eliza realizes what’s happening herself and shouts out to tell you, you’re already facing backwards, your hand up against her head and pushing her hands down.

As you settle your hand on her head, you realize that you can feel a much more close sense of exactly what someone’s magic is. You can feel Freyja’s energy pounding through her, the icy magic that courses through her veins rising at the touch of another person’s magic. You also feel your own magic, completely different, for even as Freyja’s power rages and cries, yours is an empty abyss, seemingly taking in anything that goes into it, even light.

And you realize that the only thing that separates the two is a pathetic cover of flesh. You decide to fix that. You make a single scratch with your finger, cutting into Freyja’s forehead. Even as blood starts to leak out, you can feel Freyja’s magic start to push back at your own, you force your own outwards, the void quickly swallowing up what magic there is.

But…you wanted her to surrender. And now, right here, this may be the time.

You keep the void from completely swallowing up Freyja’s magic, and instead redirect it to surrounding her magic. With some time, you let the void reform, become solid matter and magic apart from its past intangible state, and it becomes something else.

You will do no harm.

You will obey the orders of Shogo.

Your life is his.

And with that, you release the broken god to the ground, and you can only feel another layer of power given to you as Freyja begins to cry.

>You now control Freyja. She is yours, in body and mind.

>>40164576
...fuck.
I suddenly want to be evil.

>>40164576
Well, the fuck did I do? You ok?

>>40164576
>If you wish, we can also change it to be the mean of the three rolls, with exception of crits. Does that sound fair?
No, the current way is fine and a 1 in 100 chance of a crit is plenty rare it is just amusing how consistently well we roll.
>>40164669
gotta catch em all

>>40164576
I can't imagine this will make Eliza more fond of us.

>>40164730
>>40164669
>>40164654
Still writing.

Any of you guys ever played the Overlord games?
Because I love that series, and this is kinda giving me that sort of vibe.
>>40164797
dude i'm wondering what george thinks.

>>40164799
artemis, at the end of this thread, can you give us a short write-up about what that process felt like for freyja? cause I imagine that basically being mind-linked to a black hole would not be a pleasant experience, and I'm kinda interested in seeing what our soul feels like to an outsider.

>>40164873
>dude i'm wondering what george thinks.
Yeah but George didn't run away from us because she wanted to find some sense of normalcy in the super weirdness that surrounds us, then we just waltz in and mindrape a god.

>>40164576

Eliza runs over to you, pulling you away from Freyja. “Oh god, Shogo, I’m… are you okay? Are you hurt?” she looks up and down you, searching for a wound.

You gently push away from her. “I’m fine, Eliza. It’s her you need to be sorry for.”

“Why…” Eliza steps over to inspect Freyja, keeping her guard up and a weapon handy. “What’s wrong with her?”

You hesitate. “Ah…you may not be a fan.”

“What did you do, Shogo?”

“…I think I bound her magic. It’s not my own, it’s still within her, but I think she can only do what I want her to do.”

Eliza stares wordlessly at you, and turns back to Freyja. “Try to cast a spell for me.”

Freyja lifts a hand towards Eliza, almost as if to throw another bolt, but nothing happens. You feel a tug at her magic on your end, but it’s like a dog trying to pull against an owner’s leash: in the end, worthless.

Eliza steps away from Freyja, and turns back to you. “You do know exactly how dangerous this is, right?”

You shake your head, and Eliza continues. “There is a story, of the Witch Cleopatra who took control of mortals by seizing the minds of mortals, taking their free will away and then forcing them to do as she wished. You’ve…gone beyond that, Shogo. This is a violation that’s more than the most violent of crimes, the most destroying and shaming. Freyja has nothing now.”

George unwraps himself from your neck, slithering over to where Freyja has crumpled on the floor. His tongue flicks out a few times (you notice it’s more snake-like than eel-like), and turns to you. “She maintains her free will. But her magic has been bound up. It’s yours to do with as you please, Shogo.”

Eliza sighs, staring at the god. “Well, what are we going to do now? We’ve essentially leashed one of the strongest Witches there are, not counting the friendly ones. What’s our course of action?”


>We need to kill her now. Put her out of her misery.
>Let’s hand her in to the authorities. They’ll know what to do with her.
>Let’s take her home.

>>40165007
>Ask for Eliza's opinion first.
That was unexpected. I feel a little bad for rolling that nat100 now.
Not enough to make me regret it though

>>40165007
>Let’s take her home
See if I can free her. Then if she wants to face oblivion I can oblige.

>>40165007
There is no good course of action I can see here, it isn't exactly good to kill a defenseless person, handing her to the authorities seems just off, and taking her home is us keeping our mindslave around which is a bit wrong.
>Ask Eliza what she thinks we should do.

>>40165007
>Let’s take her home.

Can I keep her? Pleeeeaaaaaase!?? I'll take her for walks and stuff I promise!

>>40165007
>Let’s take her home.
>I did this, I'll keep her safe.

>>40165116
I back it, we did this, we need to keep things from killing her.
who knows, maybe we can fix it.

>>40165109
>>40165116
I may be of the minority here, but keeping her around feels like the cruelest option.
It basically means we're keeping around a slave, guys. Killing her is more honorable than that, at least.

>>40165222
we're keeping her around so we can fix her, not so she can do what we say.

>>40165222
>keeping a slave is more cruel than killing it
u wot m8

>>40165222
if i'm reading it right, she can do whatever she wants, but has to obey us if we give her an order, and cant use her magic, so long as we dont give her any orders, we should be fine, and we can probably fix it.

>>40165258
Yes, and?
Regardless of if we can fix her, which isn't guaranteed, it's still complete and utter humiliation that she may never forgive us for.
Second, this is still a not-nice Witch we're talking about here, who was perfectly willing to kill us a minute ago.
Just killing her is probably the best option, though I still want Eliza's opinion.

>>40165359
we aren't cruel enough to kill a helpless enemy, let's at least try to fix her, who knows, maybe we can fix her evilness too, point is, I for one am not willing to behead an opponent who cant fight back.

>>40165276
Would you rather live completely humiliated and under a though benevolent, master? Or die with a little bit of your honor still in place?
It's a fair question for people that may not have modern values.

>>40165407
regardless, the vote numbers are clear.

>>40165400
To be perfectly fair, Shogo did kill a completely defenseless Witch once.
Don't you remember the day we got our Magical Core and. Promptly switched sex twice?

>>40165116
>>40165109
>>40165078

This then.

>>40165447
>>40165407
>>40165400
>>40165359
This was surprisingly civil. Good job.

>>40165465
I think it has to do with all the food-and-music-talk, the community on this quest is much more civil than most.

>>40165465
Blah. I tried, I guess.
Dammit /tg/ why can't you go for the simplest option for once?

>>40165516
silly anon, the hard way means we get SWOLE!

>>40165537
...I feel like a scumbag for having actually used that word.

>>40165680
Don't worry.
That just means you were raised right.

this gonna be the last update art?

>>40166198
It appears that making toast takes longer than one would think...

I think I'll keep writing till about 11PM CST.

>>40166257
apparently, christ we're lucky you didn't decide to have haggis.
I kid.

>>40165007


You sigh, and move over to Freyja, offering a hand. After a few seconds, she takes it, and you pull her up and onto her feet. “I think the best course of action is to bring her back to Haioku. She needs help, and I think that we can give it to her.”

Eliza stares at you. “The reason she needs help is your fault, you know that?”

You shrug. “She was about to kill me. My point is, since we actually do have a Witch who seems to have been unable to come over their trauma, we can help her with that. George, how old is Freyja exactly?”

George wriggles back onto your neck. “Eh, a few millennia old. Before the Norse myths originated, certainly.”

You turn back to Eliza. “So I think, if we can help her, then we can rehabilitate Witches, for the first time ever. We won’t need to kill any but the most extreme Witches any more. It would be wonderful.”

Eliza hesitates. “I don’t know…sounds like it could end up badly.”

Freyja coughs. “Well? Can we make a decision?”

You look at Freyja. “Yes. We’ll take you home. We’ll make you better again.”

Freyja chuckles. “Good luck with that, mortal. Or another one of these ‘Em-Gees’, as you call yourselves.”


You take hold of Freyja’s hand, and get her to take hold of Eliza with the other. “Either way, Freyja, you’re on your way to becoming a good person again.”

Freyja chuckles harder. “Oh, now even that might be beyond your own luck.

(1/2)

>>40166410
did this chick just doubt the luck of food jesus? well now it's personally, we have to fix her.

>>40166469
*personal, fuck.

>>40166410


It’s a few days later that you manage to find your group back in Haioku, Chicago. Apparently Roland gave quite a talking to to th’Emprah, and you’re rather keen to hear it, though he refuses to say anything. “You’re not worthy,” he keeps repeating.

But now, you’re back home, and you find yourself confronted by an island full of Em-Gees. Who seem a bit hungry.

>Time to get to work! Cooking and getting the Em-Gees sorted.
>Introduce Freyja to the Microwave Coven.
>Write In.

God I'm actually tired so maybe one more post.

>>40166566
>Introduce Freyja to the Microwave Coven.

>>40166566
>Time to get to work! Cooking and getting the Em-Gees sorted.
>Introduce Freyja to the Microwave Coven.

>>40166566
>Introduce Freyja to the Microwave Coven.

>>40166591
>>40166589
>>40166583

Writing. Last Update. Sorry for being so inconsistent tonight.

>>40166566


You leave the cooking to Roland (who seems to have joined you back to the island), and instead head along now to the deepest parts of Haioku, where the castle stretches into the earth of the floating island for a distance that seems a bit further than the island seems to be capable of holding.

And that is where you find the Microwave Coven cackling gleefully

“Oh, it’s almost done!” Harriet cries in happiness

“I can feel the power from here!” Sue says with joy

Gordon grins, raising her hands into the air. “And now, for the final sacrifice!”

You cough. “Uh, what are you guys doing?”

They all look up from the crock pot to you. “Making pulled pork of course.”

“It seemed a bit more…edgy than usual.”

Gordon shrugs. “Hey, we’re witches, we’re allowed for that extra bit of drama. Anyway, what did you want from us?”

You gesture behind you to where Freyja is hiding. “Uh, I’ve got this Witch here, who I want to rehabilitate.”

Harriet steps forth and takes Freyja’s hands. “What’s your name, child.”

Her glare is colder than the vacuum of space. “Freyja.”

Harriet smiles in return. “Happy to have you, Freyja. Oh, we’re just cooking now, fancy joining us?”

“What? No, I’m a god, I don’t need to-“

“Wonderful! Hey, Gordon, pass her a spoon, she can help. Oh, and Sue, please be careful with the sauce-“

You watch as the Witches quickly integrate Freyja into their group (completely against her will), and walk away, feeling awfully tired.

Wow, you haven’t been to sleep for a long time, have you?

You know what, you think…

You think you’re just…

The floor seems awfully comfy…

---

And that's the end of the thread for today. I'm about to pass out, so I won't copy paste the usual stuff.

have a lovely night!

>>40167388
We passed out on the floor? damn. Thanks for running!

>>40167388
...well this totally isn't ominous and wont have repercussions, nope! Not at all!

also, is this thread archived? cause if not somebody should do that.

>>40167504
YEs.

Bump?