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After you finish your hug with Bulma, you march over to the glass orb sitting on the centre of the Lookout. "Explain." Is the only order you give the Guardian.

Kami quickly explains that the Dragon Balls are capable of much more than you'd initially been led to believe, their drawbacks, their limits, but more importantly their capabilities, all by a mass information dump, his psychic abilities much greater than your own.

"And why did you not tell me this to begin with? You demand, clenching your fists.

Kami hesitates. "Well, that is to say... at first, we feared that you might abuse their powers. We wanted Goku resurrected, and if you decided to get in the way of that and make your own wish.... and then when we came to trust you, it just became harder and harder to explain why I didn't tell you in the first place."

"That's the best you've got?" You demand, clenching and unclenching your fist as you pick the glass orb up.

Kami stares into your eyes, unafraid, despite his imprisonment. "I assumed you'd be leaving after the affairs with Vegeta. I figured it would simply be easier to not tell you at all."

You're surprised that he's willing to blantantly admit that to your face.

>That's it, Kami dies! Smash the orb!
>Go find Popo, get that ignition core back
>Just get everyone on Slug's ship and leave Earth already
>Deal with Nappa first things first
>Write in
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>>40150932
>Deal with Nappa first, contemplate taking a wish or three for yourself on Namek
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>>40150932
>Deal with Nappa first things first
Need someone to use as punching back who isn't linked to the wish granting device
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>>40150932
>No 20
fuck im dumb
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>>40150932
>>Deal with Nappa first things first
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>>40150932

>Great. Just great. So, what other lies I still have to know? Someone had orders to kill me if I caused troubles?

>>Go find Popo, get that ignition core back
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>>40150932
>Deal with Nappa first things first
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Apparently Gohan more than doubled in power

That must have been an horrible beating.
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>>40150956
I'd suggest one of the non-saiyans, less you want the punching bag to quickly exceed our own power.
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>>40150932
>SNOW GLOBE TIME! *shake shake*
Keep at it for a good long while.
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You know, the funny thing is that with his PL of 1200, Raditz was effectively an elite trooper compared to the majority of Frieza's army. It's just that Frieza wasn't dumb enough to take the weak ones with him.
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You keep your anger in check- for the moment at least. Setting Kami back down atop the plate his evil half is sealed in, you step away from him.

As a subconscious action, you go to curl your tail around your waist, almost feeling the phantom movement as you approach Teito.

She's keeping the bald giant of a Saiyan pinned against the tiles, one boot squarely on his chest, not that Nappa seems to mind. He smiles innocuously at you as you approach him.

"Hi." Is all he says. Short and too the point. "So, didja tell those three eyed guys that their planet blew up? I told Vegeta it wasn't a very nice thing to do, but he didn't really listen to me much. Being with him was starting to feel like a really hostile work environment."

You just stare down at him. "General Nappa? The councillor to King Vegeta and leader of all Saiyan troops. And you're outclassed by literally every other Saiyan I've met in power."

Nappa nods, "Ayup. I've mostly been focusing on my modelling career until Vegeta said we had to beat you up."

>You work for me now
>You die with Vegeta
>Write in
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>>40151192
>>You work for me now
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>>40151192
>Can you teach us the secrets such as the tail-immunity and the Power Ball? If not, you die.
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>>40151192
>>Write in
"Alright so since technically your weaker then Kakorat, you are going to stay here and protect people. Do you understand? That means no blowing up innocent people."
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>>40151218
Kabu doesn't really have to worry about the tail immunity any more. Unless we learn how to regrow it.
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>>40151192
>>You work for me now
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>>40151192
>You work for me now
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>>40151192
>>You work for me now
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>>40151192
>You work for me now
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>>40151192

>>You work for me now
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>>40151233
That's why I said, "us," because we think about OTHER people. Quit getting so anal about details I already accounted for!
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>>40151233
>Unless we learn how to regrow it.
It regrows on its own.
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Man, we're no Queen of Saiyans right now, we don't even have a tail. Tails are super important for saiyans to have.
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>>40151328
Oh, hey, there are a bunch of dragon balls on namek. I'd personally hate to go to the place (following canon tends to lead to lazy writing).
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You squat down next to his head, nearly falling flat over, your balance thrown off with your lost limb yet again. "Listen up, you work for me now. Understood?"

Nappa simply nods. "Okay. As long as I get time off for my work."

With that, Teito lets him up, Nappa picking himself up, despite the wounds and burn marks all over him, he walks perfectly fine, ignoring Raditz glowering at him, he simply walks to the middle of the group of Earthlings and sits with the still recovering Krillin, most likely discussing bald people things with the terrified human.

Tien and Diol are still resting off their battle wounds, laid out flat on the tiles of the Lookout, though Tien still seems awake at least.

Kakarot and Chichi seem to be arguing about something, Gohan looking between them, then shrugging and flying over to the ruins of the castle, calling out for Icarus. Poor kid mustn't have seen Piccolo kill the poor dragon.

Teito wanders back to the group as well sitting with Yamcha, as Bulma helps Risel treat Chiaotzu's wounds, the poor psychic was found in the depths of Slug's ship, gang rushed and beaten to near death on your orders to free Tore and Diol.

>Track down Popo
>Intervene in Chichi and Kakarots fight
>Tell Gohan about Icarus
>Ask Risel what the hell that freak boost of power you got was
>Write in
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>>40151380
Just a shit ton of vicodin
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>>40151328

Don't worry, it'll regrow.

We should get us and our girls something to show we royalty now. Maybe Slug had some good stuf
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>>40151407
>>Ask Risel what the hell that freak boost of power you got was
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>>40151407

Dang shit, Chiaotzu. We didn't tell you to free them ALONE.

I swear half the people working with us have a death wish.

>>Tell Gohan about Icarus

We need to give him the talk. The "your friend is dead", talk, that is.
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>>40151407
>Ask Risel what the hell that freak boost of power you got was
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>>40151407
>Ask Risel what the hell that freak boost of power you got was
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>>40151407
>Tell Gohan about Icarus, and take him, the girls, and the spacies to Slug's Ship. No Chi-Chi or Kakarot. Raditz optional.
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>>40151466
>"Taking Gohan Bye!"
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Is Nappa gay?
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>>40151407
>Ask Risel what the hell that freak boost of power you got was
You're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore
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>>40151495
Man ghost Vageta is gonna be so pissed.
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>>40151495
It doesn't make a bit of difference, Anon, our tail is too short.
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Hey Chuckles, what kind of tissues do you use, like, Brand name?
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>Asking Risel
writan


>>40151555
do i even want to know why you're asking?
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>>40151592
No.
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>>40151592
You thought it was Kangaroos going through your garbage cans. You were wrong.
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>>40151592
>>40151611
Because it will be a surprise~!
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You approach Risel, clapping her on the shoulder to get her attention, as she rubs some soothing burn cream into his arm. "Yes?"

You pause, trying to put the words right in your head. "When we were fighting Piccolo... I... felt something inside of me, it just snapped. I was strong all of a sudden. Stronger than I've ever been, stronger than you and Teito fused together."

She nods thoughtfully, stepping away and letting Bulma take over. "Yeah, I noticed that. Your energy was different too. You were glowing all red and gold instead of purple... and your eyes had gone blank. And you were even more brutal than usual." She stops to think. "But I have no idea what that could be. I've never heard of anything like that...."

Nappa seems to have heard you from a short distance away. "Vegeta was always yelling about how he was a Super Saiyan, maybe that's what you were."

That arrogant voice in the back of your mind growls, swelling in anger, "SHUT UP NAPPA, SHE'S NOT A SUPER SAIYAN! I AM! MEEEEE!"

You clap your hands over your ears, but it does little to drown out the voice, Risel just stares at you curiously, but shakes her head. "That can't be right. Super Saiyans are supposed to be golden haired, but Kabu's stayed normal."

Nappa just shrugs, "Ahhhh, it was probably nothing then. At Saiyan university, they say mothers often get short bursts of strenth when wanting to protect their young."

"He went to Saiyan University?" Risel whispers under her breath.

You try to summon forth that pure anger you felt again, but it's just not coming forth.... it's just disappeared as suddenly as it came, this whole time, that voice is ranting in your head, an undefined spectral form floating just out of the corner of your eye.

Shaking your head, you drown the voice out for now.

>Seriously, what the HFIL was Popo doing?
>Chichi, Goku, stop fighting
>Gohan, its time for a talk
>Write in


>>40151619
stop stealing my kleenex you fuck
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>>40151751
>stop stealing my kleenex you fuck
So that's the one! Thanks~!
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>>40151751
>>Gohan, its time for a talk
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>>40151751
>Gohan, its time for a talk
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>>40151751
>Seriously, what the HFIL was Popo doing?
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>>40151751
>Gohan, it's time for a talk
>See, death doesn't have to mean anything
>None of your friends and family even HAVE to die!
>You just keep getting stronger and keep wishing for immortality for you and all those you care about, and you will get everything you ever want
>And you and those you care about will live happily ever after
>And you can do it because you're the chosen one
>And my STAR PUPIL!
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>>40151751
Add >>40151485 on the end of >>40151825
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You drift into the ruins of Kami's castle, following Gohan's power, now more than doubled that of all the humans, even his mothers.

About two half ruined levels down, you find the boy and.... Icarus? What the hell? He claps and laughs cheerfully as he scoots about the room with the dragon... but it's face looks wrong. His eyes are too narrow and-

"Puar.... go back to normal." You sigh.

The dragon sags, before turning back into the floating cat creature in a puff of smoke. "Sorry." He squeaks... "Gohan just seemed really bummed out."

For his part, the boy in yellow just slumps down among the rubble, realisation coming over his face. "Icarus is dead, isn't he?" The boy asks. "And with the Dragon Balls all messed up..." He trails off, curling his tail around and sucking on the tip of it, a habit he seems to have taken quite the liking to.

You sit opposite the boy, as Puar slowly leaves. In a puff of smoke, Gohan turns into a copy of yourself, tail still intact. "I hate that monster..." The boy's voice hisses, coming out of your mouth, "Piccolo killed Icarus... he killed Master Roshi!"

Your scouter starts to beep again, as Gohan's power level starts to rise even higher, climbing and climbing!

>Write in
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Sun Wukong lives in a jungle paradise behind a waterfall, or a hole in the ground, with his monkey kingdom.

These Monkeys eat several times a day.

All these monkeys are hairy, and go barefoot all the time.

Sun Wukong has to go on a journey later on after a wizard binds him with a ring.
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>>40151967
>"And he's dead, Gohan. We were strong enough to win, but not enough to keep everyone safe. That just means we have to train harder."
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>>40151967
>"He sure did, and we defeated him. And now, I'm going on a trip to get them back. You should ask your parents to come along. Or, you could come along anyway, and get stronger."
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>>40151967

>Hug the kid

>"It's okay, Gohan. Feel the anger, the pain and the sadness. But don't let them consume you."

>"I know it's tough, losing someone you loved. It's the worst feeling in the world. But believe me, kid, it passes."

>"Remember what I told you about power?"
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>>40151967
>Gohan's power level starts to rise even higher, climbing and climbing!
Joke's on you, we can fly!
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You grab him and pull him into a hug, "And we defeated him. Piccolo's sealed away for good, as long as I have anything to say about it. As for the others, we may have a way to bring them back." You let him go, as his magic form destabalises, your skin distorting on his face wildly, before another puff of smoke, and he's back to being an angry looking little boy.

You grab him by the chin and make him look you in the eye, "It's okay to be angry Gohan. Feel that pain, that sadness, but don't let it consume you. If you can harness it, it might be our greatest weapon. Until then... I know it hurts, but all hurts fade with time. Okay?"

The boy's face fades from fury, to sadness, then surpringly neutral. He closes his eyes and inhales deeply, copying some of the lessons for controlling anger you showed his mother. "Okay." He finally exhales.

He looks upwards, back to the top of the Lookout, as you follow him into the hallway. "Mom and dad are both arguing, you know. Dad says he has to go to space because robots said he can't train anymore, mom just wants us to stay here. She wants to protect the Earth, not get thrown at all the scary stuff in the Universe you always talk about.

On the very edge of your hearing, you can hear some light reggae playing. Popo.

>They can handle it for now. I need to talk to Popo.
>I agree with your mother, you stick on Earth
>Your father has the right idea
>Write in
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>>40152210

>>Your father has the right idea

>There is scary things in the universe, but here too. Staying here won't be proctecting the place, it would be waiting to be slaughtered

>They can handle it for now. I need to talk to Popo.
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>>40152210
>if we go out there, we can become strong enough to fight the androids and save the earth
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>>40152210
>They can handle it for now. I need to talk to Popo.

"Dammit Popo are you holding and not sharing!"
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>>40152210
>>They can handle it for now. I need to talk to Popo.
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>>40152210
>Your mother and father should fight for it
>Going out there will help you protect the Earth from the Universe.
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well this is unclear

>Get stronk, like your dad wants too
>Popo, you bitch!
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>>40152404
>>Popo, you bitch!
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>>40152404
>Get stronk, like you want to
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>>40152404
Why not both?
>tell Gohan his dad has the right idea then excuse self because we have to talk to the scary Dijin
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>>40152404
>Popo, you bitch!
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>>40152210
>Get stronk, like your dad wants too

Does she even realize earth is part of the universe, and that the scary things can come here?
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You squat down next to the boy again, "Look. You're father has the right idea. If you stay here on Earth, you'll either stagnate or be killed by the crazy robots. No two ways about it. If you come with me, we can train more, become stronger, and free Earth from the clutches of the robots. Make sense?"

He nods slowly, "I think so. I'll try and make mom see sense." You tussle his hair and send him on his way. Good kid, that Gohan.

You follow the sound of reggae deep into the lookout, until you find the door it's coming from behind. Popo's room, deep in the depths of the Lookout. You've never been in here. You've never wanted too, but now.

You knock three times, no response.

You knock again. Nothing.

"What the hell's he doing?" You demand, leaning in closer, you can hear a light squeaking inside.

You don't any time to waste, even if this is Popo. You shove the door open and for a brief moment, everything turns to pure darkness, before reality flickers back.

Popo is laying back on a couch, staring at the roof, in the centre of a pile of jugs, pills and glass instruments. On the bed is.... Ranfan?

>I don't even care anymore, give me the ignition core.
>Write in
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>>40152404
>>Get stronk, like your dad wants too
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>>40152404
>Get stronk, like your dad wants too

Dragon balls are only gonna attract more attention. You gotta be ready for anything that comes.
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>>40152602
>>I don't even care anymore, give me the ignition core.
>GOD DAMMIT POPO
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>>40152602
>"Fuck it let me have some. I've had a long day"
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>>40152602
>I don't even care anymore, give me the ignition core.

Popo gonna Popo.
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>>40152602
>Sample his goods, both kinds of weeds.
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>>40152602

>I don't even care anymore, give me the ignition core so I can get to the part where I forget I ever saw this.
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>>40152602
Ask Popo if he has any extra tails you could use. Also ignition core.
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>>40152602
>I don't even care anymore, give me the ignition core.
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>>40152602

>Eh, I figured you had flayed her and used her skin as a suit.

>A deal is a deal, Popo.

>Speaking of which, what's the deal with you, Earthling?

I guess after one year of Popo Ranfan will be eager to get off planet. Do we take her?
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>>40152714
Nah, her power level high as fuck
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>>40152783

Well, if we take Bulma, we could train both.

Training work better when you have two people who are close of the same level.
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You shake your head, stepping into the room, you can see more of Ranfan, eyes blank, belly swollen, the surface of her stomach constantly trembling as if millions of hands are drumming against it from the inside.

Is she... pregnant?

Putting all the scarring mental thoughts you could be having aside, you turn to Popo. "You know, I don't even care anymore, just give me my ignition core. A deal's a deal Popo."

Popo's just mouthing something, quietly repeating it to himself, before he finally turns his face up to you.

"I destroyed that thing." He states simply.

"You did WHAT?" You demand.

Popo shrugs, "I didn't feel like keeping it around." He raises his hand and snaps his fingers, "But if it bothers you that much."

You're buried under a pile of ignition cores, as they rain down around you.

You blast them backwards, snatching a couple out of the air and quickly leave the room, Popo snaps his fingers again as you leave, Ranfan's flesh turning midnight black for a moment, before she disappears again. "Next time, talk to me more politely." He adds to your back.

You slam the door behind you, heading upstairs. You press the drive cores into Teito's hands, the girl nodding and quickly hurrying aboard the ship you stole from the Arlian king, promising to have it ready within the hour, Yamcha following her, volunteering to learn some of the mechanical systems. You're not sure if he's being earnest or sucking up

You glance around, Diol and Tien seem to be back in walking shape, Nappa is carrying Krillin in the crook of his arm, Chichi seems to be sulking by an uprooted palm tree while Gohan chats with his father enthusiastically. Across the Lookout, you can see Bulma, talking to her family on her jet's radio.

>Ask Bulma if she wants to come with you as well
>Yamcha needs a good talking too
>Write in
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>>40152831
>Ask Bulma if she wants to come with you as well
What ever happened to our slaves?
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>>40152831
>>Ask Bulma if she wants to come with you as well


>>40152854

Dunno. I find it funny to imagine them squatting Korin's place.

Speaking of which, we need to deliver the bad news to him and to Roshi's sister.
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>>40152854
Partying.
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>>40152904
Well Yajarobe will be brought back in a year so he should be fine.
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>>40152831
>Ask Bulma if she wants to come with you as well
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>>40152831
>>Ask Bulma if she wants to come with you as well
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>>40152915

We don't know that for sure.

Yaji and Roshi need to train in the afterlife, though.
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>>40152973
Nah Roshi's done. He's got his redo already.
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>>40152997
Baba can probably bring Roshi back, if she wants to.
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>>40152831
>Ask Bulma if she wants to come with you as well
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>>40152997

We don't know that for sure either. For all we know, Kami was just a weak and paranoid fuck who could only do third-rate dragon balls, and Namek's balls are the real deal.
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>>40152831
>Ask Bulma if she wants to come with you as well
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>>40152997

We can wish him back with the Namekian dragonballs. Or possibly convince Kami to remove the one-time revival limit off of the Earth Dragon Balls when all of this is over.
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>>40153076

And now I'm imagining Super Kami Guru singing "You're Only Second Rate" to Kami.
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You step over to Bulma, as she hurriedly ends her call, "Yeah- yeah dad- YEAH! Okay, goodbye!" She sighs and hangs her phone up. "He's just annoyed cos Capsule Corp took a beating. Apparently you guys were fighting right on top of it. It's like... Dad, we're the richest people on the planet, we can afford to rebuild the place 100 times over."

You shake your head, "Sorry about that, I.. kinda kicked Nappa into it. Then Raditz went to town on him inside the place."

She shrugs, "Oh well." Her eyes flick downwards for a moment. "How do you feel... without you're.... I mean.... the tail?

You ignore the words for now, "It feels strange, I can tell you that much. But listen, we need to talk, I'm getting thrown off the planet.... who knows for how long? So... I was wondering if you might want to come with me?"

She bites her lower lip, flicking it back and forth through her teeth. "I dunno Kabuya...." She sighs. "Earth is my home, I like it here. And.... yeah I like you and all, but we've only known each other for a year. Plus it's not like we're..... super committed... are we?"

It was never very serious between the two of you, not entirely; a few dates to Earth restaurants, outings to a few Earth cultural events, but it was never a commitment.

>All your friends are going too?
>Well, this is goodbye, for now then.
>Write in
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>>40153124
>>All your friends are going too?
>Plus there is a serious chance you will see your loved one here die. Horribly.
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>>40153124
>>Well, this is goodbye, for now then.
Keep an eye on those androids.
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>>40153124
>>All your friends are going too?
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>>40153124
>>All your friends are going too?

Also cool alien tech. And not like we can't come back, or phone back, if you want to.
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>>40153124
>"Oh its just... On planet Vageta the relationship we had was considered extremely intimate and close. But it's your choice, I can't make it for you."
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>>40153124
>Well, this is goodbye, for now then.
>See ya later!
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So with Goku and friends leaving, doesn't that mean the Cell project is getting scrapped. Because if so that's really good news.
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>Write in
Do you want us to be super committed?

>>40153193

I wouldn't bet on it. Gero created Cell with all the data he gathered off of the saiyan invasion. There's no reason he can't do the same in this continuity.
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>>40153193
No. The Cell project has nearly twenty years of Gohan and Trunks to feed off of.
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>>40153124
>All your friends are going too?
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>>40153124
>I need you to look up stuff about Dr, Gero and Androids while I'm gone. Could you do that for me?
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>>40153193
Not like they won't be coming back to Earth after meeting Super Kami Guru and getting boosted.
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>>40153124

>...Would you like us to be super committed?


>>All your friends are going too?
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>>40153124
>are we?
"It's been a year and we haven't tried to kill each other. That's unusual by Saiyan standards."
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>>40153250

We don't know about Gero
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>>40153250
no one ever mentioned Dr Gero anon

writan the friendship ploy
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>>40153272
>>40153275
Huh, oh well. I guess those androids did refer to him as "Our master...".
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Why do we want to take Bulma with us besides lewds?
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>>40153306
Lewdness, and science? And also she's highly tolerable, for a human?
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>>40153124
>All your friends are going too?
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>>40153124

Adding to my vote here >>40153262

>There is some kind of maniac with androids here. They threatened you and your family directly.

>I hate the idea to leave you to die here.

>... I don't want to lose you, Bulma. In one way or another.

>Do not cry, you're a proud Saiyan warrior. Oh, fuck it
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>>40153328
Those are all horrible reasons.
*We already have plenty lewdness.
*We already have two scientists. Hell, we have THREE scientists. One of them came back from hell!
*She won't be tolerable on the battlefield.
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>>40153306

She's smart, and Kabu has troubles dealing with the possibility of losing people she feel she should protect.
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>>40153306
Because she's good at machines and that's kind of good to have on a space ship.
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>>40153306
half-saiyan hybrids, for the survival of the species.
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>>40153306
Bulma is best general engineer/inventor around. Plus she is willing to do stuff, and probably not gonna betray us at first chance.
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>>40153364
So I insist that we drop this whole "taking her with us" thing, and furthermore, those androids don't see her as a threat. Plus, she would be better placed here, where all her labs are, and where the Androids are.
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You clear your throat, sidestepping the question of commitment, "Well, yes, but essentially all of your friends are coming with me. That'll pretty much leave you with Spike and your family to talk too."

She nods her head a few times, "I.... guess. Besides, I guess with how you keep pushing Risel and Gohan to fight more, you need someone smart who can be an actual science officer on board, huh?"

She raises a good point. You'll need a science nerd around, in case Risel's busy. "Thanks Bulma."

She just nods a few times, climbing into her jet. "I'm just gonna pick some stuff up, see if anything's salvageable in the bunker underneath Capsule Corp." She jets off with a loud rush of wind as you glance around a few times.

Krillin seems to be regaining control of his legs, Tore is staring at some datapad she's found intently, Diol and Tien are both screaming at Nappa, Chichi still seems to be pissed off. Joy of joys. At least Kakarot seems to be getting along with Risel.

>Tell Chichi to stop sulking
>Deal with Diol and Tien
>Tell everyone to shut up and get on the ships
>Write in
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>>40153367
Teito's good with space machines. Bulma's good with earth machines.

>>40153369
We're going to fight Nameks preggers?

>>40153372
There's a difference between "willingness" and "ability."
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>>40153405
>Tell Chichi to stop sulking
>Deal with Diol and Tien
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>>40153405
>"ChiChi, your sons going to be an astronaut"
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>>40153405
>Whisper to Risel that she should hide her power level and take Kakarot in the night while he's asleep.
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>>40153405
>Deal with Diol and Tien
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>>40153388

1. The androids already threatened to target her

2. Yes, I'd the two of them to be in a relationship
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>>40153405
>Tell Chichi to stop sulking
Freiza would be coming, if we can't train this entire planet is as good as dead.
then
>Deal with Diol and Tien
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>>40153405
>Deal with Diol and Tien
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>>40153405
>"ChiChi, your sons going to be an astronaut"
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>>40153405
>Tell Chichi to stop sulking
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>>40153405

>>Deal with Diol and Tien
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its a tie, doing both
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>>40153461
Why would she do that when there's a perfectly good brother without a spouse that could get angry
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>>40153526
FOUR WITCHES TIME
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>>40153543
I don't think Raditz likes us very much.
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>>40153428
hopefully not.

but unless we do cloning or something, the only way to repopulate the saiyan species is for us to get banged by Raditz, Nappa, or Kakarot. having more genetically compatible female around when the time comes is a good idea. i honestly don't care if we're in a relationship with Bulma or not.
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>>40153570
Maybe, but that's just Kabu anyway
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>>40153586
>but unless we do cloning or something, the only way to repopulate the saiyan species is for us to get banged by Raditz, Nappa, or Kakarot
Or we use the Dragon Balls.
Or we fertilize Bulma using genetic material from Bulma. We can nearly do that already and the tech here is even more advanced.
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>>40153615
I meant using genetic material from Kabuya, obviously.
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>>40153586
>the only way to repopulate the saiyan species is for us to get banged by Raditz, Nappa, or Kakarot
Actually thats the least convenient way.
There are lots more.
Science is amazing.
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>>40153615
Bulma might not be able to handle a sayan baby. It might punch out of the womb or something.
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>>40153636
That's too complicated, let's just ask Chi-Chi nicely to borrow Kakarot's Kakarot for a while.
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>>40153570

What?

He likes us. In the "sport coach and team"
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>>40153654
You just went full Goku for a moment, are you okay?
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>>40153654
Literally Trunks.
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>>40153665
No, he doesn't really like any of us. Like, we all looked down on him when he joined up, and still look down on him kinda.
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dragonball wish a dick
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>>40153654
Good point, then we can impregnate Kabuya with her baby, works too.
Or the girls baby, if we want more full-blooded Saiyan.
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>>40153685
I don't remember Risel ever doing that
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You fly over to Chichi, clapping her on the shoulder, "Look, you're son's going to be an astronaut, and you're husband's either being forced off planet or going to be murdered. Again. Without the Dragon Balls."

She sighs dramatically, "Yes... I know that, I'm not an idiot. It's just that... you know what this means? It means even more time that Gohan doesn't get to spend being a kid, or get to study, or do anything but be a muscle head, like his father." She slumps down, sitting on the uprooted tree, "I trained so hard, this whole year, so that Gohan wouldn't have too fight, then he gets nearly beaten to death by an alien, then kicked off the entire planet by crazy robots, all inside one afternoon...." She waves you off. "I just.... need some time to process, please..."

With that, you step away, moving to intervene in the arguement the two Triclops are screaming into Nappa's face. "Hey!" You bark, "Stand down you two!"

Diol turns to you at that, fury written across his face, "STAND DOWN?" He demands. "STAND DOWN? THIS IDIOT AND HIS FRIEND BLEW MY PLANET UP!"

Behind you, Nappa 'tsk's, "Okay, now I know you're having a lot of negative emotions, but you need to find a healthy outlet for-" Diol roars in fury, starting to rush at Nappa.

>Let them work it out with their fists
>Nappa wasn't the one that blew it up!
>Write in
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>>40153665

*sport coach that let you on the team" way
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why not wish a goddamn dick that appears and dissapperas on command
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>>40153570
Raditz respects Kabu since she took him in and tried her best to make him stronger, but I doubt it extends any farther than that
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>>40153718
>>40153692
Better yet, a tail!
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>>40153703
>Knock them all out for now. We can deal with this mess later.
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>Let them work it out with their fists
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>>40153703
>Let them work it out with their fists
>>40153718
I wouldn't mind, but anons get weird about futa sometimes.
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>>40153703
>Let them work it out with their fists
>Nappa wasn't the one that blew it up!
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>>40153703
>>Let them work it out with their fists

>intervene before they hurt themselves seriously
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>>40153718
rather wish the the tail back tbh
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>>40153757
>I wouldn't mind, but anons get weird about futa sometimes.
Porunga wouldn't get what the wish meant anyhow. Although, he could give us the ability to lay our own eggs!
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>>40153802
>Although, he could give us the ability to lay our own eggs!
That good too.
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what if we wish stupid shit like this
we can impregnate any woman with a touch no mather the species
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>>40153732
Dicktails, and vaginas for ewryone!
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>>40153703
>Nappa wasn't the one that blew it up!

His partner did, and now he's somewhere between here and HFIL.
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>>40153840
BAD IDEA
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>>40153840
>impregnate Frieza
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>>40153840
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So at what point do we tell Diol and Tien to join the club?

Because it's not like anyone else here had their planet blow up.

That would be silly.
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>>40153703
Wall of text, best done when we stop the fight.
"One of many! Ive done the same! Genocides, slavery, that's what we grew up with, fought for under order for the PTO! You know what sayians were capible of, and you know what we've done. Im not saying dont be angry, but our obligation to the cold family are done! Let me work on fixing our fuckups, but you will Not kill someone I choose the spare. I LED THEM TO YOUR PLANET. It's My Fault!"
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>>40153901
Such angst. Many stupid. Wow.
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>>40153899
Yeah but we plan to eviscerate the metrosexual responsible for it. Which is the opposite of what we want.
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>>40153901
this is terrible
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You step out of Diol's way, letting them settle it with their fists, they tear into each other, the two are almost a dead match for power, until Diol sprouts his extra limbs.

Nappa opens his arms wide, grabbing Diol around the waist, pinning his two regular limbs, before opening his mouth wide. "BREAK CANNON!"

With that, the saiyan fires a colossal beam from his mouth, strong enough to blow Diol's head off, until you knock both of them down.

"ENOUGH, BOTH OF YOU!" You order. "You will settle this without killing each other, understood?" They both grumble an agreement, then shuffle apart. "Saiyans genocided races, yes, but that was either under PTO orders, or sadistic bastards like Vegeta, I'm here to fix that image."

Raditz approaches you with Tore, nudging her. "This one knows where we might find more.... troops, powerful enough, and sympathetic to our cause. For a price."

Tore shrugs, turning her datapad to you. "Me old crew, from back in the day. They know more than a buggery about tech too. They're workin' for Freiza at the moment, but if we can make 'em defect, we might get a healin' tank or two out of it?"

She shows you the pad, as you hear Bulma's jet approach, you have to stop yourself from laughing, Tore's skin has apparently darkened with age, as in the team photo, she's a hot pink skin toned Brench, accompanied by a team of various species.

"Is this the Gin-?" You start to ask

"Fark no!" Tore insists, "Those freaks can piss off!"

>Don't contact them, they're under Frieza
>See what you can do
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>>40153969
>>See what you can do
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>>40153969
>Hmmm, not much tits on that one, but dem thighs... sure, let's give it a shot!
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>>40153969
> contact them, dont tell them we are sayans.

Might be a bad idea, but those guys are fun.
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>>40154015

If they're who I think they are, Aren't they basically toy and children's product promoters?
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>>40153969

What can we offer them to make them turn their backs on Frieza?
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>>40154051
A dragonball!
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>>40154051
Not working under a guy, who spontaneously destroys their home worlds?
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>>40153969
>"Saiyans genocided races, yes, but that was either under PTO orders, or sadistic bastards like Vegeta, I'm here to fix that image."

That's rich, coming from the woman who has genocided planets and terrorized the inhabitants of more by eating everyone on them.
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>>40154125
They don't need to know that. Also, it was before Kabuya had her mental breakdowns from meeting Tore and Supreme Kai.
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>>40154125
Yea. We don't waste food, like those barbarians. Killing is for food, not entertainment.
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>>40154146
So if I killed the entire population of a city, and became a born again Christian or whatever, I shouldn't be considered an evil monster?

Eeeyyyyyy

I'm just giving you guys shit. I'm just a bit miffed how /tg/ said "Let's not be a 'good guy' for once" and now are being, well, "good guys".
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>>40154125
Hey, we ate like ONE city!
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>>40153969
>>See what you can do

>But make sure they can't trace it back to us, or to Earth.

>I'm counting on you
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Question: do we want to kill Freezer and steal his shit?
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You nod, "See what you can do, just make sure it can't be traced back to us. No mentions of Saiyans, Earth, or anything else. Got it?"

She nods, quickly typing up a message, "I can probably piggyback it off a server on the closest planet, Mars seems like a good pick." The tablet from Slug's ships pings when the message sends, "Ah'll letcha know when I hear back from 'em." She promises.

Raditz, Teito and Risel both help Bulma unload the supplies she brought from Capsule Corp onto the Arlian ship, helping her set up a lab onboard. It's made very clear that Kakarot is not to touch any of the equipment.

With that sorted, Nappa calls in his pod, storing it in the hanger with the other pods.

"Well." You state, as everything seems stacked away. "It seems we're all ready."

>Everyone ready then?
>We have a night to burn before we get kicked out
>Leave anyone behind? (Who)
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>>40154506
>Everyone ready then?
>We have a night to burn before we get kicked out
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>>40154506
>>Everyone ready then?
Get some extra supplies and stuff, and eat before leaving.
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>>40154506

>>We have a night to burn before we get kicked out
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>>40154506
>Everyone ready then?
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>>40154506
>Everyone ready then?
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>>40154506
>We have a night to burn before we get kicked out, let's eat, get some rest, and possibly see if we can figure out how to get Slug's ship working.
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>>40154506
>We have a night to burn before we get kicked out
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>>40154585
Might not have enough time to get his ship functional, but there might be some valuable stuff we can scavenge
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You glance around the small group. "We still have a night left to burn, before we all get kicked off Earth. If you want to to anything before we go, now's the chance."

Tien, Diol and the barely conscious Chiaotzu limp off northwestwards, saying goodbye to that unpleasant blonde woman, Diol accompanying them for shits and giggles apparently.

Oolong and Puar, unsure of there place, just dither about, before the cat follows Yamcha and Teito. Teito explains that they're going to go repair the damage caused to Roshi's house before everyone leaves.

Bulma, Kakarot and Chichi all seem to be getting reacquainted too, Bulma apparently curious about what the afterlife is like. Risel and Raditz sit quietly on the ramp to Slug's ship, occasionally glancing at Nappa as they share a conversation.

Gohan just sits with Nappa, playing patty cake with the general, Krillin watching on, and Tore seems to content to drink herself unconscious.

>Who will you spend time with?
Or
>Go see Korin
>Where DID those slaves go?
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>>40154789
>Where DID those slaves go?
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>>40154789
>Where DID those slaves go?
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>>40154789
>Go see Korin
>Where DID those slaves go?
We probably have time for both of these
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>>40154789

We really need to kick Tore out of her alcoholism.

>Ask Tore to come along
>>Go see Korin

Let's make a last turn on Earth
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>>40154789
>>Go see Korin
>Where DID those slaves go?
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You scratch your skull. "Where on Earth did those Shamoians go?" You question. Last you saw of them, they were bawling their eyes out over you lying about them having a temporary freedom.

You sense out for their power levels, but they were so low that they'd blend in with most humans. You sense Korin down below, then two tiny dots close to him. Could be them.

You freefall off the edge of the Lookout, catching yourself as you pass Korin's home. Hauling yourself over the railing, you look around, sensing them three sources below you.

You descend the stairs, coming across a tiny doorway, about waist height, shut tight.

You knock a few times, until a crack opens in it, Korin's white fur appearing behind it. "Yes?" The cat croaks.

"Korin... do you have my slaves?" You ask.

There's a long pause, with no noise but the wind blowing past. "They're my babies." The cat finally states, calmly. "You can't have them."

What? You thump the door open, glancing inside, and sure enough, both Shamoians are curled up in size appropriate beds, snoring their heads off, the old man looks peaceful.

Korin tries to get up and shut the door again, "Yajirobe said if I could look after them he'd think about adopting with me." The cat sighs, "Now he's dead."

>I'm taking my slaves back Korin.
>I'm going to leave and pretend I never saw any of this.
>Sorry about Yajirobe
>Write in
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>>40155053
>Sorry about Yajirobe
Keep em, don't really need them anymore. They'd be safer here anyways.
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>>40155053
>I'm taking my slaves back Korin.
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>>40155053
>I'm going to leave and pretend I never saw any of this.
Freak planet.
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>>40155053
>Sorry about Yajirobe
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>>40155053
>I'm going to leave and pretend I never saw any of this.
>Sorry about Yajirobe
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>>40155053
>I'm going to leave and pretend I never saw any of this.
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>>40155053

>Sorry about Yajirobe
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>>40155053
>>I'm going to leave and pretend I never saw any of this.
>>Sorry about Yajirobe
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>>40155053
>Sorry about Yajirobe.
>I understand about the whole babies thing.
>(Fuckin' weirdo.)
>>
Things I think we need to do during the trip:

-Become stronger

-Create/learn new techniques

-Help everyone get stronger

-Make Tore drop alcohol

-Show Chichi Gohan isn't becoming an useless musclehead

-Convince Bulma to become stronger, at least enough to avoid her dying

-Figure out relationships? Humans are weird


What do you think?
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>>40155053
>>Sorry about Yajirobe.
>>(Fuckin' weirdo.)
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You back away from the door slowly. "I'm going to leave and pretend I never saw any of this." You slowly tell the cat. "But I'm sorry about Yajirobe. He genuinely impressed me with his power jump."

Korin nods slowly. "He may have been a fat bastard, but he knew how to surprise people." He pauses, "Tell ya what. You can take this." He reaches up to a shelf, passing you a small bag. "This is for not trying to take them away from me."

With that he slams the door. Inspecting the pouch closely, you see a bunch of dead seeds. "Give those to your science buddies, maybe they can figure something out with them." The cat instructs through the door. "No guarantees though."

Huh. "Thanks Korin." With that you take off from the tower.

>Track down Teito and Yamcha
>Back to the Lookout talk with
>>Raditz and Risel
>>Tore
>>Kami
>>Bulma and Kakarots family
>Go train
>Get someone on their own
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>>40155314
>I understand about the whole babies thing.
I hope there's a prequelbin one day about how she raised Teito and Risel.
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>tfw Yajirobe is getting swole as fuck on K-Kai's planet right now.
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>>40155402
Snoozing in her pod for years as they battle entire tribes of space bug-dinosaurs to extinction.
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>>40155398
>Raditz and Risel
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>>40155398
>Track down Teito and Yamcha
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>>40155398
>Track down Teito and Yamcha
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>>40155398
>Back to the Lookout talk with
>>Raditz and Risel
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>>40155355
>Make Tore drop alcohol
Hey, what's the point of her living then?
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>>40155398
>>Back to the Lookout talk with
>>Tore
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>>40155512
Lewds? Training?
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>>40155512

Being an awesome space pirate who's going to get the best job of her life?
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

well, for the sake of expedience
1 R&R
2 T&Y
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>>40155625
R&R? Hells yeah, I want some R&R!
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You decide to head towards Kame House, following Yamcha and Teito. Night falls as you roll across the oceans, spotting the newly repaired house, Roshi's grave still fresh in the sand.

Turtle gives a halfhearted wave when he sees you land. "Those two sure did fix up the house quickly." He tells you. "With their speed and Yamcha's money, they had the wood and paint in twenty minutes."

"So, where are they now?" You ask him.

Turtle jerks his head towards an upper window. "Take a wild guess. Roshi has a couple of spare bedrooms and enough futons to last to the end of the world."

Well, that pretty much confirms it. You'd been pretty sure about it until now, but Teito always was the more.... hormonal of the girls.

>Wait here, til they're done, Turtle could use some company.
>Give them space, back to the Lookout
>Write in
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>>40155696
Join them
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>>40155696
>Wait here 'till they're done
>When she shows up, comment to them how disappointed we are. Even if it's her first time, he should at least be able to keep a steady rhythm.
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>>40155696
Join in for 4 some. Do tha turtle!

>>40155646
Rum and Ritalin?
That can't be good for your health.
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>>40155696
>Wait here, til they're done, Turtle could use some company.
>Ask him for stories about Roshi!
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>>40155696
>>Wait here, til they're done, Turtle could use some company.

>"So, what's it like, being a turtle?"
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>>40155696
>Give them space, back to the lookout
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>>40155696

>Wait here, til they're done, Turtle could use some company.
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>>40155696
>Give them space, back to the Lookout
>Talk with Raditz and Risel
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>>40155696
>Wait here, til they're done, Turtle could use some company.
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>>40155696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCnC1bXxEeI
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>>40155736
>Join in for 4 some. Do tha turtle!
Well, he can think and talk, and he's about as genetically distant form us as a human. I don't see why not.

>>40155696
>Turtle could use some company.
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>>40155696

>I'm sorry for your loss, Turtle

>Give them space, back to the Lookout
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>>40155696
>Give them space, back to the Lookout
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>>40155754
>"So, what's it like, being a turtle?"
Y'know, Turtles are sorta similar to Saiyans in how high the infant mortality rate is. It's even more similar with Risel and Teito! Here's hoping they both get to survive five centuries each!
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You squat down in the sand next to Turtle. "Sorry about Roshi." You tell him, staring at the rising tide.

Turtle just nods slowly. "I'm nearly 1,000 years old you know. Roshi taught me to speak after living with for nearly two centuries. Before that I was just a normal Turtle. Now I get shunned by most of the other Turtles." He shakes his head glumly.

You nudge him in the shell, "What's it like being a turtle then? Must be less harrowing then living with that old pervert."

Turtle laughs for a few moments, "Well, if you ignore the sharks and other sea monsters, it's not bad. I mean, the seagulls will eat about 75% of your children and there are terrifying monsters of the deep, but it's not all bad."

The old creatures' dry cynicism gets a wry laugh out of you, "You know, the ocean doesn't sound so different from travelling around in space really."

"Terrifying aliens who're so much stronger than you that it feels like you're the size of an ant?" The sea creature asks.

You think of Frieza, and that Kai on planet 419, those Herans that managed to bump into your ship, with power in the millions.

"Something like that." You mutter.

"You ever just think about settling down somewhere quiet?" Turtle asks, "Somewhere nice and warm, where you can keep your head down, not make any waves?"

>That's the idea, once Frieza's dead!
>Once I find a new planet where robots won't kill me, yeah.
>No chance in HFIL
>Write in
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>>40155997
>>Once I find a new planet where robots won't kill me, yeah.

>That's the idea, once Frieza's dead!
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>>40155997
I am trying to, but someone always comes by, and tries to kill me or something.
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>>40155997

I don't even know how I'd deal with it. Seems like my entire life has been running away from Frieza when I'm not trying to get strong enough to kill him. It's been pretty nice here, though.
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>>40155997
>>That's the idea, once Frieza's dead!
>Once I find a new planet where robots won't kill me, yeah.
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>>40155997
>That's the idea, once Frieza's dead!
Y'know, being a butcher doesn't sound all that bad once our fighting days are past us.
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>>40155997
>No chance in HFIL
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>>40156069
Are we Mr. Miyagi, or the Karate Kids? Which characters do we prioritize more as players?
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>>40155997

>Settling down? Honnestly, I wouldn't even know what to do.
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>>40155997
Sure, maybe conquer some backwater
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>>40155997
>No chance in HFIL
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>>40155997
"Where's mah nigga Goturtle at?"
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>>40156069

Our fighting days will never be past us.
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>>40156069
Yeah, isn't the whole arc of Kabuya's development to kill Frieza, then ensure that her two charges are strong enough to take on whatever the Universe throws at them?
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You puff your cheeks out, giving it some serious thought. "You know, once that bastard Frieza's dead, and I can find a planet where robot's don't try and kill me, I'd love to give it a shot. But the universe just keeps seeming to throw assholes at me who just keep getting stronger."

Turtle nods slowly, "Well... if you ever find that place, I hope it's quiet."

That brings a smile to your face, as you hear footsteps in the house behind you. "Thanks Turtle. Good talk."

The shelled creature does his closest approximation to a shrug, pushing himself forward across the sand. "I think I might go for a swim. Find a nice warm beach. Goodbye Kabuya, for now."

You watch as Turtle slowly submerges, ripples following him as he heads for the horizon across the calm waters. You don't know what you'd been expecting coming here, but it hadn't been a philosophical conversation with a reptile.

Usually reptiles are bastards. Like Frieza. Fuck Frieza.

You can hear the door to Kame house open behind you, Teito's surprised intake of breath. "Oh! Kabu! Hey, when did you get here? We were.... painting."

>Yamcha Teito, really?
>Write in
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>>40156274

I think her whole arc is to ensure she's strong enough to take on whatever the universe throw at her, and help others achive the same thing.
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>>40156299
>Flick her nose.
>"One of the worst euphemisms to use."
>Regroup
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>>40156299
>>"One of the worst euphemisms to use."
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>>40156299

I'll second this: >>40156321
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>>40156299
"At least it wasn't Krillin."
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>>40156299
>From the sound of it Yamcha was the one painting and you were the canvas.

>Let's go.
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>>40156299
>fun euphamism
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>>40156299

>"Didn't realize Yamcha had that bad of an aim."
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>>40156299
>urge to make "painting your insides" joke intensifies.
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>>40156299
>Did you use a condom while you painted?
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>>40156299

>"Teito, my smelling sense is good enough to know what you were doing"

It may be a bluff, but in any case it'll freak them out a bit.
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>>40156299
>"Oh yeah, heard it takes a lot of white to get things ready for the second layer. I don't know, of course, haven't ever painted nurseries before."
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>>40156299
>Is that what the kids call these days?
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>>40156299
>Use all the jokes you can think of until she dies from embarrassment.
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>>40156299
>Laugh at her word choice, then pat her on the back and whisper, "We need to have a talk later."
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...Shit, they were painting the broken wall, weren't they?
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>>40156459
>tfw after all the jokes, and Teito being embarrassed as all fuck, Yamcha comes out covered in paint
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You flick her across the nose lightly, "One of the worst euphemisms you could have used, you know that right?" She blushes, as you continue, "There's a joke here about Yamcha being the one painting, and you the canvas, but I don't think it's necessary." You lean in just a little bit closer, "But we'll need to have a talk later."

Yamcha follows her out the door, looking ashen faced when he sees you, instantly standing up straight, "Ka-Kabuya!" He greets.

You wave him down, "Oh relax."

He sags slightly, as Teito wraps an arm around his waist slowly. "Where'd Turtle go?" The scar faced human asks.

You sense out for him, finding him in the ocean, "Somewhere quiet." You sigh. "Come on, let's get back to the Lookout."

They follow you through the skies, back to the ruined home of the Guardian. Something seems different as you approach, the massive pole that had been connecting the Lookout to Korin's tower's gone. Curious.

Touching down on the Lookout, you see that at least some efforts been put into clearing the rubble and debris, Kami and Piccolo's respective traps carefully set aside.

That raises a good point actually, what should you do with those two.

>Bring both with you, no chances
>Leave them with Popo
>Bring (write in), leave (write in)
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>>40156503
>tfw after all the jokes, and Teito being embarrassed as all fuck, Yamcha comes out covered in jiz
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>>40156522
>>Leave them with Popo
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>>40156522
>Leave them with Popo
He knows better!
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>>40156522
>Leave them with Popo
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>>40156522
>>Leave them with Popo
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>>40156522
>Leave them with Popo
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>>40156522
>Bring both with you, no chances
>Ask around to see if bring them well do horrible things to the planet.
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>>40156503
>A few moments before she came out, Teito's entire front torso was covered in wet paint.
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>>40156522
That pic you found for Kabuya works really well, Chuckles.
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>>40156522

>Ask Kami if taking him off planet will bring troubles to Earth

It don't want to leave the old jerk here, but
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>>40156683
oh yeah

i like this for kabuyas look
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>>40156717
Yeah, it's cool. Shit, we need some armor. Or do we need armor?
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>>40156739

Just imagine the saiyan in the pic above with the armor scheme that was being used in the Kabu pic a few threads back.
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>>40156628
>"paint"

>At least Yamcha is good at something.
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>>40156522
>Bring both with you, no chances
We can use Kami for knowledge of the Namekian language. Also I don't really want those filthy androids getting their hands on Kami and Piccolo.
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alright, just to make super double sure taking them wont affect earth, but still

>popos job, not mine
>bring them
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>>40156793
That reminds me, we need to get either Bulma or her dad to start making their own androids. Like I don't know how, but humans can build beings stronger than anything they should even have a reference point for, and the people building them probably aren't near as smart as the Briefs family. So it's time they got their head in the game.
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>>40156823
>popos job, not mine
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>>40156823
>>popos job, not mine
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>>40156823
>popos job, not mine
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>>40156823
>bring them
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>>40156823
>bring them
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>>40156776
I think they meant that our current armor is broken, anon.
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>>40156717

I'd imagine she's a bit more buff and more stocky
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>>40156823
>>popos job, not mine
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>>40156823
>popos job, not mine
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>>40156892

Oh. Well, I'm sure we can scavenge some the next time we come across PTO goons.

>>40156900

I like the general sneaky look of the gal in the pic Chuckles linked. Kabu could also just have really dense and wiry muscles.

We need some kind drawfag to combine that picture with the other one this one.
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You set them by the now cleared staircase with a note, 'Popo, watch after these. Kami inside.'

As you set him down, Kami reaches out to you. "You know... you never did give me an answer. Will you go to Planet Namek? With their Dragon Balls, I can be freed, restoring Earth's Dragon Balls."

You cross your arms, thinking, as you stare through the glass at the elderly Namekian.

>Sure thing Kami
>When I get around to it
>Not a chance, liar.
>Believe me, wishes are on the top of my list.
>Write in

>>40156986
a mix of those two would be cool, yeah
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>>40157028
>Believe me, wishes are on the top of my list.
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>>40157028
>>When I get around to it
>Believe me, I don't do it for you.
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>>40157028
>Believe me, wishes are on the top of my list.
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>>40157028
>>Believe me, wishes are on the top of my list.
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>>40156986
Yeah, the sneaky look is totally Kabu.
>Get some armor
Something for Bulma to figure out.
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>>40157028
>>When I get around to it
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>>40157028
>Believe me, wishes are on the top of my list.
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You stare the Namekian down, "Believe me, wishes are on the top of my list." Are the only words you have for him.

With that, you turn your back on him, Bulma joining you, as you tiredly ascend the ramp to the ship. The stump of your tail is starting to itch, feeling wrong as you scratch at it.

Bulma shows you around her small lab, set up in the infirmary of the Arlian ship.

"So...." She spins as she enters, facing you. "I've got materials out the ass, what do you reckon I should make some copies of?"

>More Scouters
>Can you replicate our armour?
>Dragon Radars
>Korin gave me these beans, anything you can do with them?
>Honestly, I just want to lie in bed with you right now
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>>40157221
>Dragon Radars
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>>40157221
>>Korin gave me these beans, anything you can do with them?
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>>40157221
>Korin gave me these beans, anything you can do with them?
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>>40157221
>>Korin gave me these beans, anything you can do with them?
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>>40157028
Can we have a quick talk about what the dragonballs can and can't do just to get the limitations out of the way?
Like to add some focus
>Can I wish Frieza dead?
>Can I wish Frieza into a black hole?
>Can I wish I'm as strong as Frieza?
>Can I wish Brolly was sane?
>Can I wish these androids reprogrammed to serve me?
>If I need to use a wish to free you regardless, why shouldn't I kill you now for the fun of it?
Potential answer: Because if Piccolo dies and goes to HFIL he'll fuse with the ghost of Evil King Piccolo and be too powerful to revive safely
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>>40157221
>Korin gave me these beans, anything you can do with them?
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>>40157221
>Honestly, I just want to lie in bed with you right now

But...

>Korin gave me these beans, anything you can do with them?
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>>40157221

>Honestly, I just want to lie in bed with you right now
>...If you're up to it, that is
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>>40157221
>Beans.
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>>40157271
no
sure is frieza strong enough to escape a black hole though?
sure
maybe
maybe
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>>40157313
>wish I'm as strong as Frieza
>sure
Huh. I would have figured that the dragonballs could only magically raise your power level to be as high as the dragon itself/their maker.

Eh, still wouldn't be any fun though.

Also are you going with there being a year to revive anyone, or is that time limit only in place for mass resurrections since Frieza.
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>>40157271
>>40157313

There are some issues with consent as far as moving people goes, though. When they wished Goku back to Earth at the end of the Namek saga after discovering he was alive, he refused, and the dragon similarly respected his wishes and said that he couldn't be brought back.
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>>40157313
You can't move strong people against their will, so the black hole thing wouldn't fly
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>>40157365
>>40157384
Oh right.
>Frieza just chilling on his spaceship
>Suddenly a booming voice fills his room
>"DO YOU WISH TO BE SENT INTO A BLACK HOLE?"
>"...no?"
>"VERY WELL."
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>>40157420

Or he says yes, and strains himself so greatly in trying to escape the Black Hole that he becomes Golden Frieza.

Whoops.
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You present the bag of dead beans Korin gave you, "Dead Senzu beans, courtesy of the cat god of martial arts." You take a moment to reflect on how dumb it is that there's a god that looks like a cat. "I think if anyone can figure how to make these things work, without magic nonsense, it's you."

She blushes under the praise, taking it and holding one of the beans up. "Well.... I'm not exactly a botanist.... or a magician for that matter- but I'll see what I can do."

You nod thankfully, kissing her on the cheek.

The sun's starting to rise, already now, the trip back from Kame House took longer than you thought.

Your last day on Earth, for now at least.

The others are gathering around the foot of the ramp, looking at you expectantly. "So.... I get that we're leaving Earth and that you and Kami have a plan." Krillin starts, "But what about the rest of us? Do we ever get filled in?"

You clear your throat, "We're heading to planet Namek, Kami's home. They have more Dragon Balls there, and we're going to use their wishes to free Kami, and if we're smart, get strong enough to take Earth back from those creepy robots."

A general mutter of confusion rises among the group, but everyone seems to agree to it. The girls and Raditz clamber aboard the Arlian ship, everyone else piling onto Slug's ship.

"Ummmm. Are you sure we shouldn't put a mediator over there?" Risel asks, dithering in the walkway, as the engines on Slug's ship starts to hum. "They might tear each other apart."

>Anyone else on the Arlian ship
>Who will mediate?

>>40157365
>>40157362
>>40157384
these are both valid points
Fuck Toriyama
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>>40157448
>"I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ESCAPE FOR FOUR MONTHS! Daddy, I got stronger. Daddy are you proud?"
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>>40157420
Wish for his spaceship to head into the nearest sun or black hole instead.
Worst case, he bails out of his ship and is stranded until someone finds him.
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>>40157506
"I will. The girls can handle themselves."
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>>40157520
Wish his power level to be capped at 5. Sit back and enjoy a drink while waiting for everyone else to kill him.
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>>40157506
"I'm sure Goku can handle it."
Also with Chi-Chi, one thing we could try explaining is that the reason we're leaving so soon is the Androids aren't above threatening loved ones, and if she and Gohan did stay, there's a good chance they'd be used as hostages.
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>>40157615
You can't actually wish something directly on someone more powerful than the dragon without that person's consent.

And the dragon is only as strong as its creator.
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>>40157574
This really reduces our training, and free time.
Have Goku handle it.
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>>40157506

Hold on a minute. Slug ship is massive: can't we just put the Arlian's ship inside?


If we can't:

>Bulma, Tore and Nappa on the Arlian ship

>Teito and Raditz on Slug's ship.
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>>40157506

So our party members consist of (if I remember correctly):

Kabuya (us), Risel, Teito, Raditz, Nappa, Tore, Diol

Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, Gohan, Chiaotzu, Chi-Chi, Goku, Bulma

Of these people, Diol and Nappa have a grudge against each other. Chi-Chi, Gohan, and Krillin are friends (kinda) with Kabuya, though Chi-Chi is less than enthused about this current situation with Namek and being kicked off of Earth.

Risel seems to be on good terms with everyone.

Teito seems to be on really good terms with Yamcha, not sure about the others.

Kabuya is generally the recognized leader figure.

I'd suggest that Risel or Kabuya go onto Lord Slug's ship to keep things straight.

Teito will need help navigating the ship. Tore and Diol could help out with that. This also helps prevent friction between Nappa and Diol.
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>>40157639
>>40157619

Please, Kabu is not a moron.
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>>40157650
Huh. You'd think that was the case. And I mean fuck it, room for Vegeta and Nappa's pods if we didn't blow them up.
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>>40157506
We should all just go to Slugs ship. We should be able to fit the old one inside aswell.
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>>40157660
You realize Goku can make anyone be nice ? He is actually ultra good at it.
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>>40157653

Bulma's lab is on the Arlian ship.
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>>40157687

So Risel would go to Slug's ship, then?

Really hope that Lord Slug's ship has a hangar bay or something. That'd make all of this a lot simpler.
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>>40157669
>>40157680
>>40157650

Slug's ship is the size of a small town.

Also, there must be tons of stuff for the footsoldiers there, if nothing else.
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>>40157682
>>40157660

This Goku is at least partially abridged, but his talk with Kabu after Vegeta became Deadgeta makes me wonder if he doesn't have a good bit of canon Goku's personality traits as well.
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Should we bring Puar or Oolong along so Gohan can continue his shapeshifting training or is that meh?
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alright

>Gokus job
>Kabuya
>Risel
and/or
>Split up Diol from the others

>>40157748
that screenshot is fucky, it makes me think slugs ship is only about 6 lanes of traffic wide, but then you see that fucking car on that fuckhuge road

Either way, no hangar on it for now

>>40157781
theyre already onboard
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>>40157748

from the wiki:

"Slug travels from planet to planet in this vessel, which is incredibly large, purple, and appears similar to a giant metal bug. The ship contains very advanced equipment, such as pods that can Terra-Freeze planets. It contains smaller vessels that walk on four legs, and use large hose-like drills to apparently gather resources."

So there is certainly room for our other ship
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>>40157799
>Goku's job
>Split up Diol from the others
This should be fine
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>>40157799
>>Goku's job
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>>40157799
>Gokus job
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>>40157799

>Risel
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>>40157799
>>Risel
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>>40157799
We should also ask Kami before we leave about the rules of the wishes. We need to think about how we'll deal with this shit.

I for one thing resurrections should have restrictions on them. While it's fine to have people come back, at the same time, there should be a karma system of sorts based on how they died and the like.
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gokus job it is
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You wave her down, "I'm sure Goku can handle it. He might not be the brightest, but he's got a way about it, an almost brute force manner of friendship to him. You jerk your head at his brother, "He even softened Raditz up some."

Just as Slug's ship takes to the air, a lone figure flies out, heading for the ramp.

Yamcha.

Hmm.

Well with that, you tell Teito to punch in the co-ordinates to planet Namek, it takes the computer a while to load that star map, the Namekian planet nearly forgotten in modern times, but it's soon enough.

Two weeks travel. Faster if you use FTL, slower if you stop for some training along the way. Risel waves downwards at the Earth surface, "Bye Spike, bye Turtle." She mutters under her breath.

"Well then girls, shall we get ourselves some wishes then?" You ask, a grin sliding across your face. The ship rotates, artificial gravity kicking in, as you point forwards, upwards into the sky.

"To Namek!" You order.

And with that, both ships blast out of Earth's orbit.

>End of Episode 21

fuck im tired
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>inb4 Eail pops in about smutbins.
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>>40158079
Thanks for running Chuckles.
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>>40158079
Thank you for running, Chuckles. Now get some sleep so you don't get sick again.
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Thanks for the thread!
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>>40158144
he can learn to write his own smut, like i did

someone be my friend and archive this for me, while i pass out
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>>40158226
>he can learn to write his own smut

Don't lie, you were interested in making that Broly smut.

Though I agree, he should at least get some practice in.
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>>40158079
>Just as Slug's ship takes to the air, a lone figure flies out, heading for the ramp.
Poor reading comprehension here, is Yamcha the last guy on board or what?
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>>40158386
I think he came over to our ship.
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Speaking of pastebin: Chuckles, do you think you'll write another one about this quest soon?
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>>40158226


Thread archived. Also corrected to be thread #21.

Get some sleep, Chuckles.
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>>40158144
You rang?
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Honnestly, who want Kabu to have a more serious relationship with Bulma?
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>>40159091
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>>40159094

I was kinda opposed to it at first, wanting to leave the option open but not wanting to commit wholly at first. But now I'm warming up to the idea of Kabu pairing up with Bulma.
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>>40159153
I still have no idea what Bruce's power level is now, he just did some straight up Kaguya bullshit last thread.
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>>40159284
>I'm surprised you didn't bust out the electricity flying everywhere from Bruce to go with the apparent Thor motif everyone wanted early on. Next time?
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>>40159348
You might see something interesting if Bruce decides to watch a recording of the match. Just saiyan
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>>40159387
Hah. You been writing down those move names people threw out? I'm guessing we might need a couple soon enough. That shit is too hype, and too legit.
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>>40159267

I think Bulma's question about commitment will make Kabu think about what she wants



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