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“Ramba Ral!” the cashier girl exclaims happily.

You look down over the dark navy blue outfit; a thigh-length coat and high boots covered with a striking black caplet emblazoned with a gold... eagle, or something. It even has the gold braid shoulder decorations – they probably have a name of their own, but they're so archaic even US Navy tradition has forgotten them. It's strikingly reminiscent of the European navy uniforms of old. They even gave you a pistol belt to go with it, complete with a holstered airsoft pistol. “Yeah, it's okay, isn't it?”

“Uh.”

“What, is it-” your voice dies as you catch a look at her face – she's staring at you like you just walked in walking on your hands while carrying a monkey with your feet. “Shoukaku? Radio check, Shoukaku.” You snap your fingers.

“Y-yes!?”

“Our ride's coming. C'mon, we got a short walk.”

You and Shoukaku leave out the front door, where you're only greeted by the shattered remnants of a lot of cameras further trod into the asphalt by many passing feet. Shoukaku claims your right arm, so you tuck your cane under your left, carrying the bag with your normal clothes in that hand. You've only got four or five hundred feet to go, but you are both stopped five times for photographs by polite passerby. By the third request, Shoukaku seems to have forgotten her bashfulness, posing for the camera happily, and nudging you to do the same (with some helpful suggestions from passerby.)

“... an arcade?” she asks as you near the objective.

“C'mon, you'll see.”

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>>40147880
>Ramba Ral

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You're met at the door by an employee, who converses with Shoukaku in rapid Japanese before leaving you at the back elevator, reserved for employees. You take it to the top floor, then lead Shoukaku up a final flight of stairs to emerge on the open roof.

“... what, do you have a zip-line up here?” she asks dubiously. “You're not going to stuff me in a mailbag, are you!?”

“Nah,” you say. “Look.” You peer south and point out a small dot, slightly darker against the last fading light as night falls over Tokyo. The lights of Electric Town reflect off of curved plexiglass as the faint purr of rotor blades become audible over the general hubub of the city below.

“Isn't that pretty small?” Shoukaku asks as the chopper circles the roof once.

“It seats two!” you assure her.

“Who's flying?”

“Some nerd in Florida, most likely.”

“... what!?”

You wave at the chopper and it rocks it's stubby little “wings” ever so slightly. “Yep, nerd in Florida!” It sets down with incredible precision smack-center of the roof; far from any big AC units or anything else dangerous. Shoukaku hesitates when you go to board.

“What's wrong?”

“It's... flying itself?”

“An uncrewed machine!?” you gasp. “My god, what if it's alive!”

She pouts at you and shoves you in bodily. After you're both secure and strapped in, you confirm to the operator that you're ready to go, and he lifts the Little Bird into the air.

“What about Corporal Hate?” Shoukaku asks.

“Oh, Hate? Um. You know those cordless phones everyone uses, right?” She nods. “They're just very efficient little radios, is how they work.”

“How do they connect to phones?”

You point at a mast atop a building, its red warning lights strobing with sedate propriety. “Receiving towers pick up the signal, and the closest one sets up a link between the phone's radio and a normal phone line.”

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“What does this have to do with Corporal Hate?”

“Those people that gave you trouble are almost always on their phones,” you inform her. “It's very easy to get a warrant in Japan, if the government is on your side – and it's on ours.”

She blinks.

“And with modern microchip processors, a bilateral radio signal detector is small enough to fit in a back pocket.”

Realization dawns. “So he's-”

“Yeah, he's gonna be busy for a while. I let him have all the leash he wants.”

You fall silent as the Little Bird zooms over Tokyo, the vast city a sea of vibrant light stretching away towards the ocean. Shoukaku's still got your arm. You're both wearing tan pilot helmets with intercoms, the insulation muffling the thunderous rotor noise to a comfortable background thrum.

“Thank you, Admiral.”

“I'm really sorry about how it all ended,” you say sincerely. “I should be thanking you. I haven't had a night like this in...” Years. “A long time.”

“You don't have to be sorry.”

“Yes I do,” you say earnestly. “I was supposed to show you a nice time and – I let all this happen.”

“... what do you mean?” she says. Her puzzlement is clear through the headset.

“You wanted to get out of the base, for a change. You said so yourself. I'm sorry it went south, at the end.”

She starts to laugh – little giggles at first, then full-out laughter, slumping against your shoulder.

“What!?”

“Well, we're flying south. You got that much right.” She slides up your arm, and – careful not to bump helmets – plants a kiss on your cheek, long and firm. “Thank you for a wonderful date, Admiral.”

That keeps you quiet all the way back to Yokosuka.

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>>40147930
>“Well, we're flying south. You got that much right.” She slides up your arm, and – careful not to bump helmets – plants a kiss on your cheek, long and firm. “Thank you for a wonderful date, Admiral.”
D'aaaawwww.

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>>40147880
>Ramba Ral
FUCK YEAH
THIS IS NO ORDINARY ADMIRAL, BOY, NO ORDINARY ADMIRAL!!

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THAT'S A WRAP FOR TONIGHT BECAUSE IT'S 3:42 AM HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN OH MY GOD.

PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR THE TORPEDO TROLLOPS, THE DYNAMIC DYKES - THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF KTKM AND OOI!

>>40147930
Daaah,

Also Ramba Ral. Nothing else will suit Settle.

NOTHING

>>40147930
>plants a kiss on your cheek, long and firm. “Thank you for a wonderful date, Admiral.”
We are truly dancing to her tune now.

>>40147967
go the fuck to sleep planefag

>>40147966
Wrong Gouf, friend.

You could even say that your picture is...
a gouf.

>>40147967
No, Encore, Encore. We have a fresh thread!

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>>40147930

That right there was sweeter than molasses-coated frosted flakes.

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>>40147966
This must become a thing.

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>>40147930

YEEEAAAH BOYO GET SOME!


(Pic is from a visit to PI, delivered right to the mess deck)

>>40147930
K-K-K-KIISUU??????!!

ROUTELOCK ROUTELOCK ROUTELOCK

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Thanks for the thread, and here's AZ from that image by herself to send it off.

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>>40147967
>creates brand new thread just for 4 story posts
>stops immediately after
>thread will probably go on to reach 1000 replies anyway
Sasuga planefag

>>40147995
That's right, planefag, Arizona has FOUR turrets. Not three.

>>40147995
So Shoukaku=Mina

and Arizonia=Trude?

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>>40147983
>YEEEAAAAAAOOOFFFFF

>>40147880
>It even has the gold braid shoulder decorations – they probably have a name of their own, but they're so archaic even US Navy tradition has forgotten them.
Epaulettes, for those who've adopted planefag threads as educational resources
>>40147967
Cheers boss
>>40147995
yesssss
>>40147994
>implying

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>>40147967

Next thread when?

(Pic is looking aft during normal at sea operations. Yes, my ship can list like a mofo in even calm seas.)

>>40148008
Arizona is Settle's daughter you sick fuck.

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>>40147993
>Dat color
Oh man, I hear olongapo's lechon was a different breed on its own, but damn that head looks MIGHTY FINEEEE
>>40147995
Sasuga Grey

>>40147989
So Hate as Hamon Crowley?

>>40147967
Thanks for the thread, Planefag! I must say, that has to be one of the most satisfying conclusions that you've sprung on us.

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>>40147930
>“Well, we're flying south. You got that much right.” She slides up your arm, and – careful not to bump helmets – plants a kiss on your cheek, long and firm. “Thank you for a wonderful date, Admiral.”

>>40148023
For you.

>>40147995
dat fanning.

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Torpedofriends.


I'd normally be excited to be in a battle again, but could you really call it a battle if you aren't firing any torpedoes? We just stood around shooting some abyssals out of the sky. Boring, but other ships can't go on land, so it was up to us to provide AA fire. We were under the direction of Arizona, and for someone who doesn't talk she still did a pretty good job of directing us. It was a nice change, a no nonsense ship after dealing with the likes of the Kongou sisters, or the weird Ise class. It wasn't much of an attack, after losing the element of surprise they quickly suffered heavy losses and had ceased.

Yuubari has insisted upon us coming back with her, as a celebration. I didn't mind, I wasn't about to go to bed after I'd finally got to shoot at something. Yuubari was very enthusiastic about the whole deal, eager to show off her big tv and surround audio system. After we watched the movie and I admitted I had did play some videogames, she begged me to play some gundam fighting game with her. I wasn't very good at it... but it was fun enough.

- - - -

“Kitakami! Wake up!”

[nooooooooo]

“I went and brought back food, it's time to get up and eat.”

What's the point of getting up? It's not like we're going to go on today's expedition. Just let me stay in bed. Ooi responds to me silence by ripping off the covers. I guess I have no choice. I get on some clothes on join Ooi to eat on the small table we have.

“So Kitakami, what do you want to do today?”
“I don't want to do anything.”
“Eh? Well you can't just sit in here all day ..”
“Ha! Sure I can, it's not like we're needed anywhere! We're not being sortied today, I've had it with all this extra bullshit, there's too many things to worry about. It's much simpler if I just stay away from anyone.”

>>40147993
Fucking glorious, and i'm reminded that I haven't eaten lunch yet.

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>>40147930
>That kiss

>>40148042
Wait didn't Kiyoshimo say the japs didn't have actual BBs ('cause the Kongou-class doesn't count)?

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>>40148042

…

I've probably said too much. Ooi's not looking at me anymore, eyes downcast. Ugh, I hate mornings.

“Kitakami...”

The rest of breakfast is silent.

- - -

About an hour later I hear a knock on the door. Ooi's in the bathroom so I guess I'll see who it is before she starts complaining. I open the door. I see who's at the door. I then start to close the door, unfortunately a hand it open.

“Kitakami-san.” Isokaze opens up the exchange.
“You have 30 seconds.”
“As you know, several buildings were destroyed or damaged during yesterday's raid. Our group is gathering volunteers to help with the reconstruction. Anyone is welcome, would you be interested in helping us?”

Absolutely not, the last thing I want to do is spend the day with a bunch of over-achieving destroyers.

“Oh, your timing is bad, I already had plans for today.”
“Is that so? Well we'd also like to talk to Ooi-san.”

I hear the toilet flush, this seems like something Ooi would be right ontop of. Gotta git rid of them fast.

“Time's up.”

I go to slam the door closed but Murakumo and Hatsuharu are quicker, bracing themselves against the door. I try and weigh my options, but I think I'm out of luck. I feel Ooi behind me.

“Oh hello, what's going on?” Ooi says.

Isokaze repeats her sales pitch to Ooi.

“That would be great to do, wouldn't it Kitakami? You were looking to do, right?”

Not exactly.

>>40148042
Okay, Kitakami isn't anywhere this bad.

>>40148042
I'm way behind on this, is there a pastebin I can read?

>>40147995
Have you thought about doing an action shot of bridge-shot flaming pyre brawler Arizona?

>>40148005

And my writefag! He needed a place to post too.

I still can't believe that I have writefags, that it is a thing that happens. I can't leave them out in the cold!

>>40148069
>I'm way behind on this, is there a pastebin I can read?

yep, he'll post it with his last post

>>40148064
>muh headcannon bawww

>>40148076
true but I want to see more antics, and whatever happened to the Corgi, it didn't do much but lick face?

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>>40148060
Ise class are aviation BB's. But she never said that they didn't have any.
>>40148064
Are you revoking my kadokawa seal of approval?

_______
>>40148063

“Sounds like a waste of time, we're just a bunch of unskilled labourers, we'd just get in the way while real equipment does the work.”

Hatsuharu speaks up “Actually, we had already contacted base engineering. When we informed them of the idea they were most appreciative of the offer. Transportation will be here in about 20 minutes.”

“We'll go and get ready then.” Ooi replies.

Murakumo's sneering face is burned into my mind as the group leaves. I'll have to find of a way to get them back.

“Why did you volunteer us, Ooichi?”
“It will make the day go by quicker, won't it Kitakami? Plus we'll be able to work together.”

I didn't want to argue, least of all with Ooichi. Hopefully she's right. It will be something to do and I can just forget about everything else.

- - -

We were waiting on the dorm yard for our transportation to come. It seemed like a pretty varied bunch had come out, about 15 other girls were waiting around too. Not a bad turnout I suppose, at least we wouldn't look out of place. As far as big names went... Ise, Hyuuga, and Hiei were all here. A long yellow bus rolled up into the empty parking lot and we all piled on. Ooi takes the window seat as I sit next to her. Across from us Ise and Hyuuga are particularly chatty.
“So, Hyuuga.”
“Yes Ise?”
“Do you know what was damaged during yesterday's raid?”
“Oh you know, mostly roads and stuff, but I heard the McDonalds was demolished.”
“What's a McDonalds?”
“Well Ise, it's a place you go to when you want to be reminded you could be eating somewhere else.”

>>40148085
Only faggots bash characters.

>>40147930
>“Well, we're flying south. You got that much right.” She slides up your arm, and – careful not to bump helmets – plants a kiss on your cheek, long and firm. “Thank you for a wonderful date, Admiral.”


I can only Settle's inner self, is probably screaming and bashing his head on the wall that hate was right.

>>40148016
We'll just have to wait on twitter, navyanon!

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>>40148108
>Are you revoking my kadokawa seal of approval?
Yes. You should be ashamed of yourself and commit sudoku.

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>>40148108
“I don't really understand... Wait! The gym is ok right?!”
“Pfft, if it wasn't we'd already be out there looking for those bastards who took it down.”


These two. It feels like they're not 100% all here.

- - -

The bus unloads us at a construction site, there's a bit of a foundation down, and a lot of building material everywhere. We're broken up into groups to for different tasks. Everyone is given a helmet and a quick safety briefing before we begin. I'm with Ooichi laying down and fitting PVC piping.

- - -

It's a hot day, but the work's not too bad. Ooichi was right in a way, I guess this is better than being bored all day. Before long it's lunchtime, and we're all gathered up and thanked for our support and each given an hour and a half along with a large cardboard lunchbox.

“Let's go eat by the water, Kitakami.”
“Hmm, yeah that sounds fine.”

It's only about a 5 minute walk over to the seaside. Oh, look. It's that dog. I didn't even realize she came out to help today. She's kneeling facing that tree, sounds like she's talking to it.

“Hey, what the hell are you doing?”

Shigure twitches in surprise before standing up and turn around.

“H-hello. I was just thanking my friends that no one was killed in yesterday's attack. A stroke of good luck, right?”
“You're talking to a tree.”
Shigure's voice becomes quiet. “My friends. I've lost them... or they haven't come back yet. What else can I do?”
“It's bad enough we're human sized ships with the firepower to level towns, now you're talking to the foliage? They're going to lock us up even tighter if they see stuff like this.”
Ooi tugs on my sleeve. “Kitakami... come on, let's just go.”
“I thought it would be fine out here... It's usually quiet by this part of base. I don't really have anywhere else to go. I didn't mean to cause trouble.”

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>plants a kiss on your cheek, long and firm. “Thank you for a wonderful date, Admiral.”
You thought you could escape?

>>40148141
>Super Kancolle Taisen

>>40148108
Huh. Well given we now know Yamato's also around I guess the point's moot.

Incidentally your KTKM does feel unusually surly. She's kinda unlikeable.

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>>40148141

How troublesome, as expected from a destroyer. I walk away without saying anything else. The last thing I want is to be constantly monitored by the military. We find a place to sit and open our boxes. They're packed with drinks, sandwhiches, drinks, chips, and fruit. Not bad.

“We should have just left her alone, Kitakami.”
“What? Do you want them to think we're all mentally unstable?”
“While she may be lucky, I don't think it extended to those around her. She's alone. I don't think she was doing anything wrong.”
“Peh. Worried that she's gonna curse you or something? I thought you were better than that, Ooichi.”
“Would you really be ok if I wasn't around at all, Kitakami? She doesn't have any of her sister ships for support.”
“I wouldn't collapse into a pathetic mess like she is.”

Lunch is pretty good, all things considered. We're refilled and ready to finish off the rest of the day.

- - -

It's 1700 and we've been released for the day, but not before all being thanked for 'Our selfless contributions to the welfare of the entire base population'. Isokaze and her lackeys get an extra round of commendation for 'having facilitated and organized this cooperative event'. Whatever. Now I have the rest of the evening to laze around and do whatever, exactly how it should be.


-----

And that's all for today.

http://pastebin.com/u/CrixM
I also have a twitter I don't really use.

>>40148153
Meh, corrected through character development?

Maybe Admiral Settle, Hate or the American ships can help her out

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>>40148070

>>40148167
>hurr Americans do everything
No, I want to see Ooi or the destroyers tear KTKM a new asshole for being a bitch to everyone.

>>40148167
I hope it's Ooi running out of patience.

I hope Naka-can might have some write-ins.

I was kind of hoping to hear some hustle and bustle regarding what had happened with Settle and Shoukaku.

I'm surprised Arizona didn't follow

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>>40148186
Hahah, well maybe we'll see something like the first one.

>>40148192
obviously Ooi is going to end with NuiNui

>>40148186
>>40148192
That too, then again I'm still trying to shake off the notion that Ooi is the reasonable one. So she didn't come to mind.

>>40148199

I want to see what happens if KTKM throws her attitude at a bored Sammy.

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I'm gonna pull a planefag and turn in for the night, too.

Next time I'll do a STRAYA story, and then the one drinking incident that almost got me sent to Captain's Mast.

(Pic is of a USMC AAV going into our welldeck.)

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>>40148249
>I want to see what happens if KTKM throws her attitude at a bored Sammy.

Oh my god

they'd both frown and double down and pretty soon people would be spectating and Harder would be selling tickets

>>40148283
Are there no more write ins for the night?

>>40148312

Not tonight! We'll probably have two writefag updates next time though!

>>40148320
So I expect next thread will be the aftermath of admiral Settle's welcome dinner/date.

I also imagine Zuikaku asking for details and Arizonia being Arizonia.

You know I'd hate to imagine the paper work this place would have to have. Would it be too crazy for people to handle or would the bureaucrats simply rubber stamp and file it all with a straight face as usual?

>Crab attempts to get medical leave from "Seeing the Fairies"
>Denied as another attempt to get out of the job

>Mogami's fairies file report demanding an IJN flogging for insulting their pride.
>Denied and told to use proper forms in a font size that is legible.

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>>40148480
>in a font size that is legible.

>>40148480
>Paperwork fairies
>Their reports come in Microform.

>>40148480

That reminds me of a feature John Oliver did on the IRS. He interviews an IRS guy who talks about all the shitty things people coat the checks they send to government with. Then he serenely says it doesn't matter to the IRS, because they just wipe it off and deposit the check. The government doesn't give a fuck.

"Ah, mental trauma caused by faerie sightings. How unfortunate, he didn't use the correct form. Request denied."

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Bumping 4 teh lulz

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Adding to the image bank

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Mandatory Kongou dess!

>>40147930
>“Thank you for a wonderful date, Admiral.”
>entire conversation over helmet comm
Chances that Goto DIDN'T stream the entire exchange over base tannoy = lim x->0

>>40150660
helmet comm is just intercom wired through the plane, wanker, it's not like they're broadcasting their messages to a local tower then back to the recipient's helmet

>>40150706
No, but the exact same system is used for the regular radio, and the whole thing is remotely operated (looks like the ULB Demonstrator, or possibly the AH-6). The only purpose for having comms in the thing is to talk to someone outside the craft.

>>40150756

If they took a normal MH-6 chassis and converted it to the ULB demonstrator, it might have been cheaper to leave the intercom in. Plus, it could be a selling point for the aircraft.

"The ULB maintains all the normal crew comfort and functionality features of a normal littlebird for any passengers on-board, such as special operations units, while adding a whole new capability as an unmanned platform!"

>>40150017
>sample

>>40150756
then the only one listening would be the nerd in florida

>>40148164
>While she may be lucky, I don't think it extended to those around her.

If anything, that’s an understatement. Shigure was the lone survivor of a task force on more than one occasion.

>>40150756
You don't get how loud it is inside a chopper, do you?

You think we got all the cameras? I imagine there might be a couple who kept them on the run.

>>40150811
The intercom is the SAME GODDAMN SYSTEM. What, you expect there to be two mics or something? In-craft comms is just the radio with the TX disengaged.

I am poor Bulgarian immigrant. Long and hard I have studied England language, but for equally long have not success well. Long words and symbolic speaking of quests have proven challenge to win quest.

I ask please help how get good at quest and win?

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Did anyone notice that shoukaku was cosplaying as Blitzen?

Did anyone see that she was cosplaying as a SECRETARY?

>>40153304
I thought she was cosplaying as char,

>>40150706
Well either way, this might be something the shipgirls will be talking about for a bit especially due to how their returning and how their dressed.

>>40153389
Well, it is based off char's uniform but the description of the translucent skirt gave it away.

>>40153304
>>40153389
>>40153403

>zeonic secretary

>who else was zeonic that way

Planefag choo choo.

>>40153403
>>40153430
As much as I like Shoukaku, not sure she is secretary material given the needed requirements though she does seem to nail 3 out of 4

>>40153486
Love is the only stat that matters

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I passed out or something last night.

what

>>40153522
But what if Arizona loves her admiral?

>>40153486
what criteria anon?
>>40153535
hidden subtext in shoukaku cosplay choice found.

>>40153522
Don't confuse secretary with Waifu.

Much as i find them to be similar at times, I think someone like Naka, Arizona, or hell maybe Ikazuchi i(if she can properly do paperwork) might be a better candidate.

>>40153576
Bodyguard.

Can handle Paperwork

can settle dispute with ship girls/act as the muscle.

Something involving improving diplomatic relations between America and Japan.

From what we seen so far she fits three out of four.

>>40153614
which one does she fail?

>>40153667
Number 3#

While some say she is being modest/objective with her recommendations, it doesn't seem she can control her sister ship Zuikaku or deal with someone like a pissed off Kaga.

Hell, she wasn't able to stop Settle when he went to go yell at Kaga and ended up pretty hurt from that encounter.

I'm not saying I don't like Shoukaku but for a Secretary ship, I think there are better people that can fit the role.

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>>40148108
>“What's a McDonalds?”
>“Well Ise, it's a place you go to when you want to be reminded you could be eating somewhere else.”

>>40153583
Of course Ikazuchi can do paperwork (and pack your breakfast and lunch), because she's here for you!

>>40153886
Ikazuchi in a way is kind of scary but if she can and is willing, she might be a good secretary

>>40153776
To be fair, I like eating their chicken nuggets. Then again that's only if I'm there.

Hash browns are good to.

>>40153921
Ikazuchi is pint-sized. We can give her upsies.

>>40153776
It's not food, it's aseptic stomach padding.

So, when's the next session likely to be? Or are we finally due some more SWQ?

>>40154016
I hope Ise and Hyuuga keep offering commentary on events in the quest.

>>40154403
I kind of want to see more Shipsluts especially the aftermath of this. I don't mind SWQ taking a back seat for a bit.

>>40154098
This is also a plus but Settle might not be able to give her upsies without leaning towards a wall.

>>40154613

Yeah, Shipsluts is developing very nicely. Although I'd love another SWQ session if only to figure out what Lynette's deal was.

>>40154815
True, that is also a thing to find out but as of right now, I'm kind of leaning towards Corgis, Sammy, Arizonia antics a but more.

>>40154815
Lynette's deal is that she's horny as fuck and wants someone to do something about it. She's too much of a good girl to slip off someplace private to handle it by herself, the mere thought of being caught alone and vulnerable causes conniptions.

She probably wouldn't mind it if Yoshika actually noticed her problem. And then there's Young.

>>40156442
Lock her and Yoshika in the baths for a bit.

Problem solved.

>>40156442
Young must be shared by all.

>Three threads in one night
Damn

>>40158399
Was supposed to be two but Planefag decided to put his last post into a new thread,

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>>40156442
>Lynette
>horny as fuck
I don't think so.

>>40160514
whos that

>>40163222
It’s a Stroke Bitch.

Duh.

>>40163541
Could also be a Streak Wish.

>>40163605
You're both wrong, it's a Stick Fetch. See the ears?

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That magical girl Naka and Jintsu doujin was scanned.

Also featuring ninja Sendai.

>>40163694

for some reason it looks like shes magicking boobs onto her.

>>40148146
2 to 3 different types of cute in one gif
ah mah gawd

>>40163656
Could have been worse, A Seeking Fish.

So when is next shipsluts?

>>40166396
Watch the freaking twitter.

>>40166104
And stop bumping the thread.

How is this fucking thread still alive

Also if the person that claimed that the HZP "out-Jenner'd the Jenner" a thread ago is still here somehow, you should really know. That's not hard at all, even with 3025 tech.

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>>40166992
Yeah really, there is only so much you can do with a 35-tonner. The HZP is simply a well designed and versatile light mech with some useful quirks. The fact that it's exceptional just demonstrates what a shitshow canon designs can be sometimes.

As for the clans, 25 years is more than enough time for some upgrades to make them competitive. Fun stuff like stealth armour and DHS. And you just know Comstar is going to get it's hands on a few one way or another and pimp them out.

>>40167583
>Comstar
>Getting their hands on anything like that
Haha, no. They have a lot of nice old SLDF tech sitting mothballed on Terra and a few other places. But they don't make practically anything at all in the way of new tech until aboooout when the SSL is formed.
Then the Word kicks them off Terra and THEY start actually doing cool shit with DNI and C3 and stealth tech, robotic things, and zombie viruses.

>>40163785
Doesn't all magical transformation empathize something about that?

Considering how Shoukaku took to posing for photos and some of the pretty pretty costumes available...

I think we have inadvertedly started her down the path of cosplaying.

Cosplaying ship girl, who likes to sneak to akiba.

>>40168847
Considering she was drenched in water by Otaku, I don't think she will want to go back to Akihabara anytime soon.

She did mention she just likes dressing up in general not necessary cosplay.

>>40168847
Cosplaying is just a form of playing dress-up where you're dressing as a specific person. Given her previously stated interest in clothes, it's a reasonable hobby.

It also means I'm going to start thinking of her as the Snake Knight from The Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer.

>>40169300
The what?

>>40169293

Perhaps maybe not Akihabara but she does seem to like having nice photos taken of her.

Heck, she might want to go to comiket.

>>40169330
...you poor benighted soul. Go read yourself some Satoshi Mizukami, and be enlightened.

>>40169344
I think that's just who she was with and the intent of the photographer more then anythign else.

>>40169359
this guy sounds like a dork, what did he even do

>>40163222
Not a P61 that's for sure.

>>40166550
>>40166992

>>40148005
Tempted fate