>>40141795
>AND HIS NOT-GIRLFRIEND BROLY

>"I-I swear! We're just friends!" Broly snuggling up on his arm "J-Just good friends!"

>laughingNappa.jpg

>>40141795
good job bruce.

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"Your Dad was watching us Raditz, it looks like he's happy." You say to your friend, whose eyes light up and immediately search for his father, finding the man standing up on the railings with his arms crossed.

Raditz gets a small nod of approval from Bardock.

"Why don't you go talk to him? Afterwards we can all go get someting to eat if you want."

Oh he's a saiyan you know damn well he's going to want to eat.

Still, as Raditz flies up to meet his father, you can't help but feel you've done a good thing today by helping Raditz.

This whole team leader thing might have some merit to it, but, you haven't even had your first mission yet.

Going over to meet Broly and Nappa, you once again have the taller girl hanging off of you, saying she knew you'd help out Raditz, since you're so nice and all.

Nappa takes a more accurate approach, clasping his hand down on your shoulder, avoiding Broly's arm where she's currently wrapped around you.

"Ya did good kid. If you can look after your team like that, you're gonna go far. I've got faith in you, so keep it up, don't make me look like a fool yeah?" He finishes off with a grin.

Yeah... you did good.

>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat
>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come
>C. Go with just Broly/Nappa
>D. Spar with Broly
>E. Write in

>>40141835

>C. Go with just Broly/Nappa
This is our kinda sorta family it feels like.

>>40141835
>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat
>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come

>>40141835
>>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat
>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come

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>>40141835
>>D. Spar with Broly

>>40141835
>>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat
>>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come

>>40141835
>>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come
>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat
its nice to eat in a big group in all honesty.

>>40141795
throwing a link on twitter at all?
just curious.

>tfw no one else wants to be Pummel-buddies with Broly

Suicide, what's that?

>>40141997
Did it just now

>>40141835
>D. Spar with Broly

>>40141795
geez, just. blazed through SAQ. I know you're hella excited for this and it's just the second thread. I'm mildly concerned that SAQ is gonna fall out of favor because of this.

But whatever. tonight, we ODINSON.

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>>40141835
Well, after all that fighting you're feeling rather peckish at the moment, it's been two whole hours since breakfast and that meant it was time for brunch!

"Nappa, Broly, want to grab some food together? My treat this time." You ask your two companions, getting a nod from the General and... Broly being Broly.

"Vegeta's probably better by now right, she should come along too, it'll be our first real meal as a squad." You end up adding as an after thought.

"I'll go get her kid, she's probably just about be released from the medics, why don't you two go grab Raditz and we'll all meet up at the exit." Nappa suggests, before moving to go gather up Vegeta, leaving you with just Broly.

If it wasn't for the fact that she knew you were probably determined on this, the girl likely would have suggested going with just the two of you, instead, she's content to hang off of you while you go to Raditz and Bardock.

It seems that Bardock was finishing up telling Raditz something that looks to be pretty important.

Considering how many missions Bardock goes on, it's easy to guess what it might be.

"Hey Raditz, we're all gonna go get something to eat, you wanna come along? You're welcome to come too if you want Mr. Bardock" You offer to the Father and Son pair

Raditz enthusiastically agrees, but Bardock gives a small shake of his head. "Sorry kid, gotta go meet up with my crew, we're about to ship out again." He explains, and you see a slight hint of weakness show up from Raditz.

Moving over to stand next to you and Broly, the three of you are about to set off for the exit, when Bardock speaks up again "Hey, kid, Bruce right? Got a minute before you go? I wanted to speak to you in private about something."

>A. Okay
>B. Your friends are waiting on you
>C. Write in

>>40142174
How about if MC ever gets a ship of his own and becomes a Space Pirate, we name the ship the "Bifröst"?

Will that satisfy you?

>>40142250
>C Can you make it fast Mr.Bardock? Kinda teambuilding her.

>>40142250
>A. Okay

>>40142250
>A. Okay
but let it be known
>B. Your friends are waiting on you

>>40142250
a. "Indeed, Warrior Bardock, but not for long. The formation of a squad must be celebrated with feast and drink and merriment! Friendship and comraderie must be cemented now."

>>40142250
>A.

>>40142250
>A. Okay
>B. Your friends are waiting on you
gotta make this quick but sure.

>>40142250
>A. Okay

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>>40142250
Wondering what the older man would want to speak to you about, you end up giving him a small nod. "Go on ahead guys, I'll catch up." You tell Raditz and Broly, managing to shake the tall girl off of you.

They seem a little reluctant to leave you behind, but since they know Bardock isn't going to actually hurt you or anything, they consent and you see them vanish around the corner.

"So, what was it you wanted to talk to me about?" You question the scarred saiyan warrior.

He looks... very uncomfortable, rubbing at the back of his neck for a few moments, before crouching down to your level.

"All right kid so, I'm not a really good father, I know that. I haven't given much attention to Raditz and it looks like that messed him up in the long run, but when he was down there with you, and you were helping him, you made Weakling Raditz actually look like something."

You kinda wonder where he's going with this.

"Just... look out for him all right? It's probably too late for me to make it all up to Raditz, but if you can keep him alive, and help him grow strong, I'll be happy with it. Think you can do that for me?"

It looks like Bardock had to swallow a bit of his pride to actually ask this of you.

>A. You promise
>B. You'll do your best
>C. You can't promise
>D. Write in

>>40142498
>A. You promise
he's already your best mate. You were planning on doing that anyway.

>>40142498
>A. You promise

>>40142498
A. "A warror's Promise. I stake my life, Pride, and Honor on it."

ODINSON

>>40142498
As a member of my squad. Radditz will be a super saiyan in no time!

>>40142498
>>A. You promise
Raditz is like a brother to me. You have my word

>>40142498
>A. You promise
>D. Mention that it is not too late for him to make it up to Raditz if he tries.

>>40142498
>A. You promise

>>40142498
>D. Write in
"Only if you promise to try to be with him more often. He needs you and Its never too late."

Which is a lie
Muh dead father

>>40142498
>>C. You can't promise
"I can't change the future!"

>>40142644
You actually totally can

>>40142675
THE FUUUTUUUUUREEE

FUTURE

FFFFFFFFUUUUUTURE!!!!

>>40142644
>>40142675
yeah, we're already timefluxing things in SAQ.

>>40142498
Dude this is some heavy stuff to toss onto an eleven year old.

Still though, it's not like you can exactly say no to the request from Bardock after all.

"I promise I'll look after Raditz. He's my best friend and I want to help him get stronger, but, you should try to spend some time with him when you can. Raditz still looks up to you a lot." You reply to Bardock.

It seems you've given him a bit of a surprise, but the older saiyan seems to consider it for a few moments before giving a small nod "I'll see what I can do after this mission. Speaking of which, if you get a chance, come by and see me some time. I owe you for this, maybe I can show you a few techniques or something that got me this far."

Holy hell did THE Bardock just offer to teach you, that's pretty radical.

After saying that you'd like that, you part ways with the older saiyan, and go meet up with the rest of your crew.

Raditz and Vegeta seem to be arguing about where to go eat, while Nappa stands off to the side with his head in his palm.

Broly seemed to be chewing on her thumb until she noticed you again, and summarily re-attached herself to you.

"It's gotta be seafood! Fish makes you more intelligent, which is something you could obviously use, low-class!"

"Steak is the key to the diet of all warriors, Princess!"

Oh dear.

>A. Steak
>B. Sea-food
>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go
>D. Write in

>>40142827
>>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go
gotta rack up dem broly points before frieza blows the lot of us up.

>>40142827
>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go

>>40142827
>>B. Sea-food

>>40142827
>>D. Write in
Fighting over food? What are you tuffles?
We'll get three of fucking everything!

>>40142827
>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go
>D. Write in
Combine all three choices

>>40142827
Vegetables only.

>>40142827
>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go

>>40142827

>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go
How much do we know about Broly exactly? Besides her being really really tall.

>>40142869
WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG MAN!

>>40142827
>D. Write in
Ask Both Nappa and Broly which places they might enjoy
"Thoughts?"

>>40142827
>D. Why not both?

>>40142827
>D
Say that you have a craving for broccoli and wiggle your eyebrows at Broly

>Broly trying to feed Bruce when?

>Vegeta mocking us about it while Raditz is keeping his cool as to not laugh in our face, while Nappa just chuckles and shakes his head when?

>>40142827
>D. You know surf and turf is a thing girls. Both is best.

>>40142963
Broccoli's look like dicks tho

>>40142971
>Calling Raditz a girl

>asshole confirmed.

>>40142974
>Broly's name comes from Broccoli

>>40142969
>>Vegeta mocking us about it while Raditz is keeping his cool as to not laugh in our face, while Nappa just chuckles and shakes his head when?

Bruce feels embarrassed about it, quite un-saiyan like.

Then he thinks about it and then realizes the strongest (and therefore best) female Saiyan is interested in him.

>Bruce Smugface.

>>40143003
I know
Point remains

>>40143097
If you think broccoli looks like penises, and not little trees, you need to get off the internet for a few years.

Now.

>>40142827
Looking at the girl currently hanging onto you like a teddy bear... still really odd considering the height difference thing, you decide to ask her for her opinion.

"Feel like eating anything in particular Broly?" You question the girl, who looks down at you, and slowly shakes her head.

"Whatever you want is fine... maybe a buffet, so those two will be quiet?" The soft spoken girl suggests.

Broly raises a good point, it's likely that you can find somewhere that'll have a buffet suited to both their needs, it is Planet Vegeta after all.

While you're thinking, Nappa suddenly perks up, his scouter telling of an incoming transmission, which he listens to, before sighing

"Sorry kids, I'll have to pass on this one, something just came up. I'll see you later, there should be an assignment for you four soon enough."

Telling Nappa goodbye, the saiyan is soon flying off towards the palace.

"All right pipe down the both of ya! We're gonna go find a buffet so you can both get what you want!" You bark, your first 'order' as squad leader.

With the light brawl between Vegeta and Raditz halted, they both look at you, before giving a slight nod and disengaging from one another.

Now... to decide where to go.

>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food
>B. Respectable resturant
>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!
>D. Write in

>>40143132
>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food

>>40143132
>>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!
To be fair, this is the first time the crew has ate together. It'll be expensive, but we should Celebrate.

>>40143132
>>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food
Not like saiyans taste their food anyway.

>>40143132
>>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food

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>>40143097

>>40143132

>B. Respectable resturant

>>40143132
>write in: kill some wildlife ourselves

>>40143132
>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!
For one, it is certainly a celebration that merits appropriate acknowledgement. For two, Vegeta will probably complain or needle you if you go anywhere else for some puerile reason akin to the one she threw at Raditz

>>40143132
>C.

>>40143132
>>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food

>>40143132
>>B. Respectable resturant
lets get us some space chinese

>>40143132
>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!
may as well, since vegeta is about to blow the hell up pretty soon.

>>40143132
>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!

>>40143374
...........

>>40143132
>>40143374
caught the QM samefagging his own quest

>>40143374
Added my own vote as a tie breaker on this one cause otherwise we get noooooooowhere soon, on a simple little vote

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>>40143374

>>40143392
You saiyan a nigga can't eat?

you implying a qm cant confirm?

>>40143399
Fair enough, I suppose.
Say that in the post itself next time though, eh?

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>>40143132
Considering this is going to be the first meal of the squad beingt together, you decide to splurge a little bit.

With the crew following after you, a bit of searching among the more... elite status resturants around, you manage to spot one that you've been to before.

It doesn't exactly have a name, most food places on Vegeta don't, but it's well known for how damn expensive it is, and the quality of it's food.

Raditz seems to be rather flabergasted that you'd pick a place like this, he's obviously never been before and is excited.

Vegeta seems pleased that you picked somewhere to eat that was worthy of her status.

Even Broly seems to be a little happy about it, giving a small grunt of approval.

Since it's a buffet, after you pay for the entry of all four of you, it's a free for all to grab as much food as you want.

Eventually, all of you manage to end up at a large table, with food piled up around you.

Everyone is digging in and enjoying themselves, even Broly is showing more emotion than normal with how she's eating.

>WRITE IN

>>40143515
>Ask through mouthfuls of food if anyone has any idea what type of mission we'll get as our first one

>>40143515
Challenge everyone to a contest of who has the most tolerance for spicy food. It wouldn't be a proper Saiyan celebration without a little competition.

>>40143515
>WRITE IN
we should start figuring out plans on how to get stronger because of frieza and his bullshit.
also voting for training after this mess after working off all the food.

finally we should talk about prospective missions we could take.

>>40143515
Challenge to a spicy food eat off.

Then after that, review missions we could go on.

>>40143515
I assume the legal drinking age on planet Vegeta is something like 6 or 7, so order some booze

>>40143666
if that, i simply assume saiyans didn't give enough of a shit about drinking water and assume booze is good enough for them sanitation wise.

So, ShyBroly top in bed, LSSJBroly is even more top?

>>40143609
That Frieza thing might be the dumbest thing you could possibly do in public, just saiyan

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>>40143763
This is what Bruce is going to look like after LSSJ Broly gets done with him.

>>40143609
>tfw pre-destruction of vegeta saiyans didn't actually hate Frieza because he let them fight and eat things.

>>40143803
I agree. Let's not bring up the whole "Frieza" thing.

>>40143831
Fucked so hard he turned into three men, and still died?

Intense.

>>40143803
thats true, still want to get stronger anyways because if nothing else, this way we don't get rekt in missions.

>>40143831
>Broly after
>sadly "Him good at snu snu"

>>40143831
>tfw Bruce goes SSJ just so he doesn't die when banging Broly.

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>>40143515
Through a mouthful of food, you manage to ask the rest of your squad a few questions, mostly what they thing your first mission might be.

They're all of the mindset that it's going to be a purge of some sort, and you're kinda gonna have to agree with that.

That's the main reason keeps the saiyans around, for how skilled your people are at taking out the native species of a planet.

It's pretty much what you were born and raised to do at this point, and what you've been expecting for years.

Just another part of life on Planet Vegeta.

Through a bit of food stealing on the parts of all of you, eventually, the entire squad has eaten their fill, and the dishes are stacked high all around you.

Raditz lets out a loud belch only to be smacked up the side of his head for being so crude.

She seems to forget very soon you'll likely be commiting genocide.

>A. Ask if anyone wants to go train
>B. Go find Nappa, see if he has a mission for you
>C. Write in

>>40143929
>A. Ask if anyone wants to go train

>>40143929
B, if he doesn't A

>>40143929
>B. Go find Nappa, see if he has a mission for you
if not
>A. Ask if anyone wants to go train

>>40143929
>A. Ask if anyone wants to go train

>>40143929
>C. Write in
discuss teamwork tactics that you will all be using for battle. You are each individually strong (minus one of you), but if this team is going to get the best results possible, you need to know how to actually function fluidly as a team

>>40144016
Can do that in addition to some other stuff, want to add a vote for A or B onto it?

This is some abstract ass thinking and shit for a 11 year old

Like fuck son
Damn
Chill

>>40144064
No, Chill was one of those shitty Arcosian kids.

:^)

>>40144063
oh hehe it would be dumb to just sit and talk about it. Why not bring those words and intentions to life with accompanying action?
>A.

>>40144064

child soldiers grow up extremely quickly and usually turn out to be extremely fucked up.

>>40144119
>Gee Kevin, I wonder which planet we are going to commit genocide on today! I hope it's a planet with a lot of snow!

>>40143929
With all the food out of the way, you're left feeling very satisfied, and, being a saiyan and all, what better thing to do next other than fight?

"Anyone feel like hitting up the training area for a few sessions while we wait on something from Nappa?" You question the team, getting an overall mood of approval.

There's quite a few different things you could do at the training center, they've evidently got a shipment of those new saibamen, and they're being used as training dummies.

Then again, you could always fight against your squad some more, maybe develop strategies to see how well you can work together and whatnot.

Probably going to be you and Broly doing that, Vegeta doesn't care much for working with others, and Raditz is probably just going to be fighting with her about everything.

Leading everyone back to the training center that you left not too long ago, you manage to find an area that's not being used by very many warriors.

Registering the squad for some training time, you've got a little over an hour before you might be forced to clear out.

>A. Squad vs Squad (Who)
>B. Saibamen training (How many?)
>C. WRITE IN

>>40144252
>A. Squad vs Squad (Who)

Free for all!

>>40144252
Small Reminder.

Broly IS actually stronger than you right now.

>>40144252
>B. Saibamen training (How many?)
12

>>40144252
>B. Saibamen training (How many?)
>not fighting 50 of the damn things as a group.

>>40144252
>A. Squad vs Squad (Who) Any who match our squads power level.

>>40144252
A, Raditz and Broly vs us and Vegeta.

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>>40144282
So nigaa?
>Spar with Broly

NO PAIN
NO GAIN
MY LEGS AINT BROKE YET NIGGA

>>40144294
I meant that as in Your Squad vs Your Squad

like, inter-squad fights.

>>40144252
>Raditz is probably just going to be fighting with her about everything.
Wait is Raditz a girl? Because earlier posts referred to him as "him"

>>40144318
Thank god zenkai is a thing.

Otherwise we would be suffering crippling injuries for no reason.

At least Broly is only incredibly strong and not "fuckoff born with 10k PL" strong in this canon.

>>40144366
The Her refers to Vegeta, read that one closely

>>40144366
raditz is actually genderfluid and is currently far too puny to fit into normal stereotypes.

>>40144252
>B. Saibamen training (12)
if you're going to culture a sense of unification and start imbuing everyone with natural coordination, you should probably all go up against a bunch of foes together.

>>40144252
>>B. Saibamen training (How many?)
Let's fight a group of 10-15. I imagine we'll have to get used to fighting masses of enemies with weaker power levels than our own, and it will give is a chance to work on our teamwork in battle

>>40144347
Oh. Pair up with Vegemite against the others. Try not to suck. Suck a lot.

>>40144429
>>40144411
>>40144288
>>40144291
SAIBAMEN WIN

YOU WILL BE FIGHTING TWELVE OF THEM AS A SQUAD TOGETHER

YOUR CURRENT POWER LEVEL IS 4,000

BROLY HAS 4,600

VEGETA HAS 2,800

RADITZ HAS 900

>>40144473
Holy shit, geets, git fucking gud

>>40144473
Hey, look at that. I knew Bruce could handle Broly.

For now...

>>40144473
>raditz will canonically gain only 300 PL over the course of several decades
holy shit thats sad.

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>>40144513
There are currently rumors floating around the lower ranks that Bruce and Broly might be super saiyans, for their incredible power at a low age.

King Vegeta doesn't like that.

>>40144536
Hey, we may have increased his PL with our dope as fuck training earlier.

>>40144558
Hah. Well, I don't like King Vegeta. So, we have that in common.

>>40144473
>BROLY HAS 4,600
Not over 10,000 when she was just born. That makes me sad, how will her power ever be MAXIMUM now?

>>40144558
>There are currently rumors floating around the lower ranks that Bruce and Broly might be super saiyans
But everyone knows that Bardock is the Legendary Super Saiyan, silly King Vegeta.

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>>40144558
Yeah, well, pic related

Our dad was cooler than "Princess little power's" dad anyway.

>>40144558
Well he's going to die shortly so he can take a hard pegging from his wife's tail.

>>40144558
OH FUCK OH GOD WHY IS HIS HAIR BLUE?
>in b4 hes actually a SSG who simply did not give enough of a fuck to save his planet in this universe.

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>>40144473
Deciding you're interested in seeing how these new saibaman things might stack up against your squad, you order twelve of them to be planted, minus the suicide function.

They could even kill Broly if enough jumped on her and exploded all at once, and you'd rather that not happen to your squad if possible.

When the saibamen have been grown, they're currently waiting to be deposited into the ring, you have a little bit of time to plan with your squad on how to handle this.

Raditz can possibly hold his own against one Saibaman, maximum

Vegeta could handle maybe around three and still be fine, four if she was actually stressed.

That leaves eight to split up between you and Broly

Four each should work out nicely, especially if the squad works together.

>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
>B. Do you have other preferences for it?
>C. Write in strategy

>>40144593
She also seems more stable. Guess avoiding a crying Kakarot mellowed her some.

>>40144614
>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested

>>40144614

>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
But keep an eye on Raditz

>>40144614
>>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
Remember if you see a shot to help each other out do so.

>>40144612
I believe that image is from Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyan

The coloration was weird that movie

>>40144631
>>40144593
>Not over 10,000 when she was just born. That makes me sad, how will her power ever be MAXIMUM now?

Just wait til Bruce almost dies. Oh the show there will be.

>>40144614
>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
Sounds bretty gud.

>>40144614
>>B. Do you have other preferences for it?
>>C. Write in strategy
Raditz takes on all of them by himself. Bruce takes his two bitches and gets a smoke.

>>40144614
>>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
in b4 raditz dies like a bitch like everyone fears he does.

>>40144614
>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested. Watch each other's backs. No stupid moves or careless attacks.

>>40144663
Inb4 our team in this reality becomes two battle couples.

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>>40144614
You end up deciding to split up the Saibamen like you originally thought of, it's the safest way to handle this probably, and since you're team leader, it falls to you to make these decisions.

Vegeta seems offended that you think she neeeds to be treated differently by giving her only three, but deep down, she knows it's wise.

Raditz seems to just be thankful that you aren't making him fight more of the monsters than he might be ready for.

Broly just shrugs, she seems fine with it, she's still stronger than you and, if the two of you were working in harmony, as a duo you could probably handle all of the Saibamen.

Jumping down into the ring, with your squad following along behind you, all of you adopt a fighting stance, it's time for your first fight as a team.

Even if it's just a training session, you're going to have to treat this like a life and death situation.

"Squad, go!" You order, and everyone jumps into the fray

>A. Fight alone
>B. Fight with Broly, end this quickly
>C. Fight with Vegeta, keep an eye on her
>D. Fight with Raditz, cover your friend

>>40144760
>implying we'd ever fuck radi -

Oh, wait.

>implying Vegeta would ever fuck Brol -

God dammit!

>implying Raditz would fuck Nappa

There we - fuck.

>>40144800
>D. Fight with Raditz, cover your friend

>>40144614
>C
In order to emphasize teamwork, rather than having all 4 of you fight solo, you should try combos+maneuvers. For instance, suggest having you get their attention and pull them into a line while Broly charges some piercing energy attack. Meanwhile, Raditz and Vegeta can pull some kind of matador combo (where Vegeta puts Raditz between herself and a Saibamen and enters a blisteringly fast bullrush that the Saibamen can't see, only to have Raditz hop to the left moments before the Saibaman and Vegeta collide with him. Stuff like that?

>>40144800
>D. Fight with Raditz, cover your friend
>>40144820
come on anon you're almost there.

>>40144800

>D. Fight with Raditz, cover your friend

>>40144877
>come on anon you're almost there.
Okay, I got it.

Lemme take a deep breath..

>implying...FRIEZA WOULD EVER FUCK MAI!

Boom! Fucking nailed it!

>>40144800
>B.
You and Broly should be able to fall into a good rhythm together without trying too hard. Meanwhile, encourage Vegeta and Raditz to work together; their lack of harmony will be a real weak point unless it gets ironed out ASAP.

>>40144902
Swing and a miss. I meant Broos and Broly and Vegeta and Raditz.

>>40144925
O-Oh.

Well.

I was thinking Bruce would end up with one of the not!gay ogres.

Huh.

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YOU HAVE SELECTED TO FIGHT WITH RADITZ THE WEAKLING

PLEASE ROLL ME 2d100 FOR RADITZ AND BRUCE

Rolled 62, 70 = 132 (2d100)

>>40144965
On it, boss.

No jobbing here.

Rolled 5, 60 = 65 (2d100)

>>40144965

Rolled 97, 4 = 101 (2d100)

>>40144965
Let's go

Rolled 48, 16 = 64 (2d100)

>>40144965

>>40145005
GO RADITZ GO

Rolled 40, 72, 18, 39, 30 = 199 (5d100)

>>40145005
Jesus Christ Bruce calm down

>>40144993
Raditz did p.good too

>First 4 are Bruce's saibamen, last one is Raditz

>>40145005
Hot damn Raditz

Good good. Raditz good job.

>>40145005
Space Jesus loves orphans.

>>40145032
Damn. These saibamen are jobby as fuck.

>>40145090
Broosel's second one isn't.

>>40145032
We kill at least 1 if not more and Raditz has his in hand.


Is it weird I think of Bruce as a young Bruca Campbell?

>>40145032
Oh look, one tried to mount a defense. Adorable.

DESTROY IT!

>>40145109
holy shit
>Bruce as young Bruce Campbell
now there is a protagonist

>>40145173
Groovy

>>40145106
We should avoid killing it.
Then take it on as a fifth member.
Partly as a mascot, partly so Raditz doesn't feel bad about his PL

so i've kinda plotted out the tragedy of bruce.
uncharacteristically good guy saiyan.
We go on purge, feel like it's unconscionable.
kill pto handlers who are evil and try to rally saiyans against freeza.
freezy sees monkeys getting uppity nd does his destruction thing. bardock goes bak to be the super saiyan and bruce is a paragon martyr.

that sounds odinson enough.

>>40145192
heck yes
I would like to make a motion for our first new energy move to be called "The Boomstick"

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>>40145032
Falling in alongside Raditz, you and your friend exchange a brief nod of conformation, he understands you'll be covering each other in this fight.

Mostly you'll be covering him, really.

Moving alongside Raditz into the fray, you manage to split off one Saibaman from the pack of five, kicking it towards Raditz who pick it up and takes it on as his opponent.

Concentrating on the four left in front of you, they seem to think it's very amusing that you're trying to take them on all at once.

When they leap at you, you make sure the little beasts regret that idea of theirs.

None of them can land a solid blow on you despite attacking as a team with their bretheren, you're simply too fast for them to actually hit.

As one makes a move to open up it's head, and spit it's acid at you, you immediately respond by blowing it's head off with a quick wave of energy.

One down, three left to go.

Raditz is doing fairly well on his end as well, managing to keep the Saibaman on the ropes and isn't giving it a chance to mount an offense against him.

He's taken your lessons to heart it seems, with how he's controlling himself in combat.

Good job buddy.

>A. Go on the offensive
>B. Defend
>C. Ki attacks against the Saibamn
>D. Help Someone (who)
>E. Write in

>>40145232
>A. Go on the offensive
Punch some shit.

>>40145232
>>A. Go on the offensive
Let's waste em

>>40145232

>D. Help Someone (who)
Broly...its the thought that counts mostly.

>>40145232
>C. Ki attacks against the Saibamn
Scattering point blank ki blast call it broomstick.

>>40145232
>B. Defend

Let's practice taking on multiple enemies

Also I don't know why but I feel like Bruce has a sweet ass ponytail

>>40145232
>>40145303
Practice practice practice.

>>40145232
>go on the attack

>>40145232
>>B. Defend

Keep overwatch, look for easy openings that the enemies leave you, when they are fighting your allies.

Often the key in melee's is getting cheap shots that knock someone out and move the needle to your side.

>>40145303
Really? I was thinking crew cut. Known across the galaxy for being the second least hairy Saiyan, with only Nappa above us.

>>40145232
>A. Go on the offensive

>>40145368
Pink Mohawk and Mirror Shades.

Rolled 63, 57, 50, 31 = 201 (4d100)

>>40145232
GO ON THE OFFENSIVE HAS WON

2d100 please. First Bruce, then Raditz

>>40145412
Frank please, no mohawk

Rolled 64, 75 = 139 (2d100)

>>40145420

Rolled 45, 19 = 64 (2d100)

>>40145420

Rolled 94, 82 = 176 (2d100)

>>40145420
No jobbing here!

Rolled 22, 86 = 108 (2d100)

>>40145420

>>40145449
No jobbing indeed

>>40145449
Shit son calm down.

>>40145449

YOU TERK HIS JOB

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>>40145449
....

I think

I might need to take a few minutes and step away to evaluate certain aspects of Bruce I had not yet considered

>>40145449
Jaysus! What challenge? These saibamen? Nope.

>>40145511
>>40145506
>>40145486
>>40145480
>>40145464

They wanted trabble.

I just gave it to them.

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>>40145506
Rape face?

>>40145506
Bruce is like a young Bruce Campbell the more momentum he gets the crazier his attacks get, and they become increasingly more effective.

>>40145553
>not having one liners exponentially increase his PL

Come on.

>>40145550
Not rape if it's a saibaman

>>40145533
>>40145550
>>40145553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkJ41o0maZI

>>40145506
No wonder why King Vegeta's quietly shitting himself.

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>>40145550
Superior rape face

>>40145637

Better we do, the more likely they send us far away.

Any sort of power level spike would have them scratching their head.

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Rolled 15, 52, 56, 65, 58 = 246 (5d100)

Can you guys do me a favor, and roll me another 1d100 for Bruce?

You have a hidden bonus on this one

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>40145682

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>40145682

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>40145682

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>40145682
Okay, now I jobb,

>>40145553
>>40145593
Hail to the king, baby. Not that you have any intention of usurping Vegeta Sr.

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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>40145682
Kay

>>40145698

Still got an above average roll at least.

>>40145709
Are you prescient anon?


>>40145729
Yet anyways.

>>40145698
Beat all the other rolls

>>40145682
Did the OTHER saibamen try to save their buds from us?

>>40145746
>Are you prescient anon?

Answering your question would only open the road to more.

Let's all have our own secrets.

On another note, I successfully make QM's pull out their hair by bringing up things they have planned for the future.

>>40145778
Depending on the qm that isn't hard to do.

>>40145795
I've done it to many QM's, for many a year.

Sometimes yeah, it's kinda funny how blatantly obvious something is, other times it's pretty much pure asspull.

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>>40145682
For all the hype these things got about how good of a training session they were supposed to give, you're honestly kinda dissappointed with them.

As they continue to attempt to pile onto you, these monsters that should make even a grown man feel fear just make you feel... bored really.

You've had enough for the moment... this isn't even a challenge.

With a single blow for each, within a matter of two seconds, you completely erradicate the remaining three Saibamen.

You can feel the eyes of older Saiyans upon you, watching in amazement as in the time it's taken you to dispatch four saibamen, the rest of your team, even Broly, has only taken out one.

All eyes are on you.

Including the five remaining Saibamen that are still alive.

They've obvously identified you as the most dangerous threat to their continued existence, and decide to pile on you rather than the targets they've been fighting.
______________________________________

"The boy... is it possible he's the one after all?" The question arises from a darkened room, where a monitor is viewing your fight.

"No, it's not, the child is merely stronger than his peers, that's all. I am the true Super Saiyan, I am the strongest!" The voice gets noticeably angerier as it clutches it's throne, breaking off part of the stonework

"Of course sire, I meant no disrespect... obviously you'll be the one to attain the Legend, there's no doubt in my mind."
______________________________________

With the five Saibamen nearly upon you, time seems to slow down as you put your hands out to either side.

Before they can land, a quick, powerful, erradicating burst of energy is poured out from you.

All five are instantly disentigrated where they are, the ashes falling to the floor at your feet.

Everyone still stares at you with amazement at what you've done in the span of a few seconds.

>WRITE IN

>>40145890

High fives all around!

>>40145890
Angrily shout "MORE!"

>>40145890

Look around.

Shrug.

"Oops?"

>>40145890
Can I get like, 50 more of these things please?

>>40145890
>"Is there a stronger version I can try, next time? Or ones that work? I think these were defective, or something."

>>40145890
high five raditz first then the rest of the squad, act like you did nothing special and praise raditz about how well he did. don't even acknowledge that what you did was exceptional even if someone brings it up.

>>40145890
So that was boring. Can we go do something more fun now?

>>40145890

Aw shit, this was supposed to be a team exercise.

>>40145303
Also I am fully in support of this.

Love me some badass ponytail.

>>40145963
>>40145890
This pretty much. Woops my bad

>>40145890
>high five raditz first then the rest of the squad, act like you did nothing special and praise raditz about how well he did. don't even acknowledge that what you did was exceptional even if someone brings it up.
>>40145961
why did this delete?

>>40145961
>>40145985
okay. my 4chan was acting weird. nevermind.

>>40145985
...it didn't?

>>40145999
Trips confirm, your 4chan a shit.

>>40146012
To be fair, all 4chans a shit. They're just OUR shit.

>>40145890
>>40145985
perfect reaction; don't act smug. Just be disappointed that you made a bad call on what would be a decent challenge for your team. Ask the rest of the group to vote on how to train with your remaining time.

>>40146038
And boy oh boy, do we love our shit.

>>40145961
Seconding this. He may be Raditz, but goddammit if he's not our Yamcha.

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>>40145890
So, you might have just ruined what was supposed to be a team exercise...

"Oops, that was kinda boring though." Seeing an older saiyan up at the terminal, you yell at him "Hey were these things defective or something? They were really weak!"

You get a shake of the head, they were evidently fully powered saibamen, that you tore apart as though they were nothing.

People are still staring down at you, and there are some whispering to each other in hushed tones.

Raditz looks fearful, Vegeta looks utterly confused, Broly looks somewhat concerned if you're all right after all of that, and truthfully, you feel great, better than ever in fact.

There isn't a Zenkai coming your way after that fight, but still, you feel amazing.

Walking over, you high five Raditz, who still seems to be in shock, Force Vegeta's hand into the movement, and let Broly do her thing.

Best to act like nothing happened.

>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
>B. Offer another round of saibamen
>C. Fight a member of your squad
>D. Fight an Older Saiyan
>E. Write in

>>40146107

>D. Fight an Older Saiyan

>>40145890
"Well that went well I guess. Good job guys! Want to try another batch, or should we take a break?"

>>40146107
>A.
>B.

>>40146107
>A.
>B. but stay out this time, let the 3 of them work as a team against say, 10 saibamen.

>>40146107
>E. Write in


"Wow that was really disappointing. Hey anybody wants to spar?"

>>40146107
>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
>B. Offer another round of saibamen

>>40146107
ay man.

the fuck happened to our PL?

The shit did those rolls do?

Should I be worried I didn't job on that 2d100?

>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
>B. Offer another round of saibamen

>>40146107
>A. Apologize for stealing all that
>D Fight an Older Saiyan
ask an older saiyan to spar with your whole group so you can all practice some team stratagems against an actually capable opponent

>>40146107
>E. Ask someone to scan your power level, see if it changed at all since you feel stronger.

>>40146107
>A. Apologize for stealing all of that

>>40146167
I feel like they might run screaming in fear.

>>40146107
>>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
>>B. Offer another round of saibamen

>> Ask for a quick Power Level scan, you feel fine, but it was weird.

>>40146178
>"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about my power level?"
>It's... It's... Over 8000!

>>40146197
>>> Ask for a quick Power Level scan, you feel fine, but it was weird.
This

>>40146187

Probably, since for Saiyans like 3-4k was a serious power. Nappa had like 4-5k on Earth and was considered an Ultra elite. King Vegeta had like 15k.

>>40146107
>>C. Fight a member of your squad
Everyone vs us. Since we ruined the last training session, we'll provide a new one.

Also, Eail, is Broly topless or does she have like a tubetop on?

>>40146238
Do you seriously think they'd let her run around topless, her powerlevel isn't the only thing that's maximum.

>>40146238
Don't worry, puberty will hit Bruce in a couple of years, nothing for him to be curious about yet.

>>40146257
Her height is too?

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>>40146233
Currently, there are about four adult saiyans that are stronger than you

King Vegeta, Bardock, Hanasia, and Gurkin (yes I'm stealing multiverse shit, no Hanasia is not Goku's mom)

You are a very scary child

>>40146238
Tube top, like in pic related

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>>40146238
>>40146238
>Also, Eail, is Broly topless or does she have like a tubetop on?

>>40146257
Do you seriously think they'd want to restrain those...succulent...12 year old tits?

>>40146270
Neat.

Also, are we stronger then Gine?
Can we go see Gine? Tell her how awesome Raditz is doing?

>>40146312
Very much so

Yes you can if you feel like it.

>>40146107
>>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
>>B. Offer another round of saibamen

>>40146336
Awesome, I cast my vote for going to see Gine at the meat processing plant, which in no way is influenced by her working at the Meat Processing Plant.

>>40146312

Gine is a weakling to Saiyans. Not a warrior, no warrior heart.

>>40146270

Bet Bruce is smart enough to figure that such power jumps increase his chance of getting killed.

>>40146107
>>> Ask for a quick Power Level scan, you feel fine, but it was weird.
adding this to my first vote.
>>40146347

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"Sorry for that guys, guess I got a little too into it there." You awkwardly apologize, laughing and rubbing the back of your neck.

Damn it now the rumors are just gonna get worse from here on out.

"So, how about we go another round eh? I'll sorta back off on it and we can really go for it as a team, sound good?"

You manage to get a round of affirmation from everyone, once Vegeta and Raditz have recovered from your little power show there.

Getting back up to the command console with your squad, you're just about to put in a request to have more saibamen sent to the area for your squad to fight against

This would be your last round for the day, they don't have enough to let everyone fight and kill all day, so there's a limit at the moment.

"Very impressive Prince Broosel, very impressive indeed." A female voice says off to the side.

A chill runs down your spine, you know that voice very well.

The only woman that scares you more than Broly.

It's Hanasia.

Turning to face the older woman, she has her hand on her hip, looking at you with a grin.

"How about you step into the ring with me for a session? I'm interested to see just how strong you are."

>A. Accept
>B. Deny
>C. Write in

>>40146401
"I'd uh. Rather not. I think I've shown off enough for one day."

>>40146401
>C. Blow up the planet.

>>40146401
>>A. Accept

>Prince
Did I miss something?

>>40146401
>It's Hanasia.
aw damn it

>B. Deny
no no no no please

>>40146401
>>C. Write in
>"Well, I'm sure the scouter gave accurate readings, I'm about as strong as Nappa, right? He is really strong, though."

Weasel out of it! WEASEL OUT OF IT!

>>40146401
>>A. Accept
Well I guess I do have a zenkai coming.

>>40146401
>A. Accept

DO IT

>>40146427
plus
>>40146434

>>40146401
>>C. Write in
I'd love too!
But, I'm kind of in the middle of training with my teammates right now.
Do you think we could fight after we're done? It's important that we learn to fight as a team before we go out on our first mission

>>40146439
>A. Accept

I want her to kick our ass and get the GAINS from it

>>40146427
Who is she?

>>40146401
no idea who this is. but let's accept. let's see if my fight-ending luck kickss in.

>>40146401
>A. Accept
Screwed if you, screwed if you don't.

>>40146401
>>A. Accept

>>40146462
>>40146463
Someone that can kick your ass

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>>40146460
>not going into battle with every intention of winning gloriously

>>40146463
It wont.

At least I dont think it will.

>>40146361
>Gine is a weakling to Saiyans. Not a warrior, no warrior heart.
Gine has the best power though. She's adorable and dicking the Legendary Super Saiyan.

>>40146401
>>A. Accept
Ask her why she isn't as adorable as Gine.

>>40146462
>>40146463
according to the wiki, Hanasia is Bardock's wife (Raditz's mom) and is "said to be more powerful than King Vegeta and Bardock by the time of Frieza's arrival"

>y'all niggas trying to get our legs broke.

>>40146514
There are some things about Multiverse I really dislike. She's one of them. Fucking Mary Sue.

>>40146514
What the fuck? Was she from xenoverse cause I've never heard of this?

>>40146480
Obviously if she scares us more than Broly. Care to elaborate?

>>40146514
So Bardock's ex and super scary bitch!

>>40146401
>>B. Deny
B-but i dont wanna die....

>>40146401
>Accept
WARRIOR CULTURE, BITCHES!
IF SOMEONE CHALLENGES YOU TO A MOTHERFUCKING DUEL, YOU FUCKING ACCEPT, NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY'LL WOOP YOUR ASS!

>>40146528
Well, the good news is, once Mrs. Bitch starts to fucking murder us, Best MAXIMUM will go MAXIMUM and beat the shit out of her.

>>40146544
Dragon Ball Multiverse. The fanfic comic thing with Vegetto and Mega Ultra Chaotic Neutral Buu and Boss Namek.

>>40146528
>turning down a fight
>ever

>>40146587
Is it good?

>>40146591
>>40146571
"muh saiya - OH FUCK WE'RE LOSING! BULLSHIT! BUUUUULLLLLSSHHHIIIITTTT!!!"

inb4?

>>40146609

It varies. It's mostly good around the beginning, quality takes a little bit of a dip when the Vegito universe gets involved, but quality increases again when they start fleshing out backstories and stop setting up certain characters from the Vegito universe as their pet characters.

>>40146609
It's worth a read. Just avoid the sidestories, they're all of significantly less quality then the main story and it has a few really annoying problems such as shit like Hanasia and taking liberties with abilities and such that go against what Toriyama stated in the manga.

Also, the discussion mods are retarded as fuck so don't even step into that mess.

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>>40146401
With every single fiber of your being, you are inclined to RUN THE FUCK AWAY from this insane lady in front of you

She's supposed to be the third strongest saiyan, just behind Bardock.

Which means she can kick your ass and do it easily, so you're mostly wondering why you currently aren't pissing yourself in fear of her actually wanting to fight you.

"Come on kid, don't be a coward, unless you're scared of being beaten by a woman?" She grins at you, and makes goosebumps pop up everywhere.

You're suddenly very aware of why Bardock married a nice sweet lady like Gine.

"I'll do it, let's get this over with." You eventually say, your words not entirely your own.

"That a boy, come on, let's get this show on the road!" She laughs, jumping into the ring and waiting for you to follow.

Broly is clinging onto you, she doesn't want you to go, probably not wanting to see you get hurt as badly as you will.

"Gotta do it Broly... if I don't, we'll never hear the end of it. Come on, have a little faith in me yeah? I haven't let you down before, even if she beats me up, I'll be good as new in a bit." You flash her a smile, and eventually the tall saiyan lets you go.

Jumping down into the ring with Hanasia, she motions for you to make the first move

>A. Charge
>B. Defend
>C. Ki attacks
>D. Keep away
>E Write in

>>40146644
>>C. Ki attacks
To blind/disorient
into
>A. Charge

>>40146644
>>B. Defend

>>40146644
>A. Charge

>>40146644
>>40146665
Second.

>>40146635
Fuck no m8
You'll never hear that shit from me. A honorable death is just and deserving of a Saiyan, and something I'd gladly accept

>>40146644
>>D. Keep away
Think to ourselves "WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND CRAZY CHICKS"

>>40146644

>C. Ki attacks
Give her the lightning!

>>40146644
>>E Write in
>trip and fall flat on our face

>C. Ki attacks
>D. Keep away

>>40146644
>>C. Ki attacks
From the air, then dive down and commence an aerial assualt with
>A. Charge

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>>40146640
>>40146641
Future Gohan defeats Babidi because Babidi is an idiot.

That was fucking hair-pulling bad.

Also the Bojack special... just... the Bojack special...

>>40146635
Pretty sure we're expecting to lose. We hoping to live through this and get a big Zenkai out of it too. But yeah we're fucked, and not in the fun way.

>>40146644
>>A. Charge

>>40146690

Broly isn't crazy, just a bit clingly to the only person who ever treated her more then either a monster, or a nuicense.

>>40146688
>willing to get the MC killed over stupid shit

>asshole confirmed.

Well at least you're honest, I'll give you props for that.

Dont u lie to me u lil shit.