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>>40079879
It'll be a little stressful to manage it all at once, but if you're going to do this, you have to do it correctly.

Setting up three different monitoring stations, you track the communications from your own ship, the frigates that are under your command, and even tapping into the Emperium channels.

It's a difficulty indeed to actually keep everything in check.

You're managing it though, from the soldier on the frigate that's space skyping with his wife, nice tits by the way, to the guy that's doing an unofficial podcast with his bunkmates from Emperium space, you're keeping track of it all.

You've got the distinct feeling you're actually going to be here for quite a while...

You should have recruited Jenkins

That mindset really kicks in around two hours later when you've gotten absolutely nothing of worth so far out of this monitoring session.

It's possible that you might have missed a transmission, sure, but still, considering how recent the fight with Fisherman was, you expected that it would have taken a bit of time for the mole to actually prepare a transmission.

This is annoying...

>A.There might be other ways aside from communication channels... (What?)
>B. Keep monitoring
>C. Sleep
>D. Clean up and get some food.
>E. Consult Jenkins
>F. Write in

Your recap summaries are part of the reason I follow this quest.

>>40079935
>>C. Sleep

>>40079935
>>E. Consult Jenkins

>>40079935
>E. Consult Jenkins

>>40079935
>>A.There might be other ways aside from communication channels... (What?)

Magic BS.

>E. Consult Jenkins

>>40079963
I enjoy doing them

>>40079935
A. Psychic shit? Astropaths?
E. Jenkins, halp.

Writing the update now but I'm gonna be a huge faggot and say hey Chuckles if you're in here toss me a message on twitter

Need to run something by you

>>40079935
>>A.There might be other ways aside from communication channels... (What?)
and
>>E. Consult Jenkins

He may not be the strongest, but he's one of our most reliable mooks.

>>40080128
>He may not be the strongest, but he's one of our most reliable mooks.
Jenkins is our administration mook. That's a very important role, he needs to be reliable.

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>>40079935
Pushing yourself away from the desk with a sigh, you spend a few seconds rubbing your eyes.

The fact that you might have missed a chance to actually catch the bastard that's been ratting you out is troublesome.

The fact thatyou might miss him if you get up to leave is even more annoying.

An idea pops up, and while it's not foolproof, it's the best you can come up with at the moment really.

With all three streams of information still flowing, you create a web to catch any transmissions that might contain key phrases related to the mission you just finished up.

You, the saiyans, fisherman, just about anything you can think of is included in the mix. It'll do for now.

Gathering yourself, you leave behind your private quarters and decide to pay Jenkins a visit, it's early enough in the 'day' as to where he likely isn't sleeping.

"Ah, Master Arctus, how can I help you Sir?"

Your ever loyal first first mate greets you as you enter his office near the bridge.

>A. Discuss the mole problem
>B. Discuss tactics for the Emperium commanders
>C. Ask if there's been any word from King Cold yet
>D. Write in

>>40080207

>C. Ask if there's been any word from King Cold yet

>>40080207

>A. Discuss the mole problem
>C

>>40080207
>C. Ask if there's been any word from King Cold yet

>>40080207
>>A. Discuss the mole problem
>>C. Ask if there's been any word from King Cold yet

Notice, Arctus would of been dead on this mission if he was not training.

>>40080207
I was just thinking, and I wondered if the Pilgrim could be an AI without a physical body?

>>40080207
>>A. Discuss the mole problem
>C. Ask if there's been any word from King Cold yet

So, which of these do you guys want to grab for the Nappa Force:
The Spice Boys
The Taino force
Slugs Clan
The Gadget Lovers

>>40080207
>>C. Ask if there's been any word from King Cold yet
Jenkins may be our most competent mook, but everyone is a suspect.

>>40080301
I was hoping the Nappa Squad would give us a chance to get a few more OCs running around. I like nabbing high profile canon dudes as much as the next guy, but I feel like our elites being comprised of mostly OCs would work better.

Also: Broly.
Double if it's girl Broly.

>>40080301

The Bartenders?

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>>40080301
I think we all know there's only one team we need for Nappa's Elite Squad.

>>40080350
Yeah I'd take OC from the wonderful fucked up brain of Eail over canon ones.

I just wonder though. if we're gonna trust Nappa with command. does that mean under all his stupid he's actually smart enough for it?

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>>40080396
Appearantly Nappa is pretty fucking tactically aligned. He's just loud and prone to letting his anger get the better of him.
Also, there's official material that supports Nappa being a Team Leader.

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>>40080207
"Any word from King Cold regarding our current mission Jenkins?" You question the Space Canadian, truthfully, everyone is a suspect, but if Jenkins is the mole, you're already screwed, might as well trust him.

"Actually Sir, there was, while you and the others were planetside, we recieved a transmission and I spoke to the King personally. After informing him of our current progress he was quite pleased to hear that you were combating another Commander, and had already defeated one."

You rather hope news doesn't get out about how strong the Commanders are, else you might actually be in trouble regarding the Cold family.

If they know you can get stronger this easily, they might take to it themselves, and if that's the case, you're outright screwed, who knows how their mutant abilities might transfer over to that sort of training regime.

Putting your mind off of that bunch for the moment, you fill Jenkins in on the current mole situation, including the web you set up to monitor any sort of key phrases that might pop up.

The idea of a mole in your crew seems very troubling for Jenkins, pushing some papers on his desk to the side, he pulls up a chart of all available crew, both from your personal ship, and the frigates.

No known cases of insubordination or possible traitorous behavior on anyone, but that should be expected really.

Rubbing his chin a bit, Jenkins finally shakes his head.

"Honestly Sir I'm not sure what we might do for the moment, aside from keeping this information completely on the downlow if possible. Althought..."

Jenkins seems to drift off into thought for the moment.

"We aren't entirely sure how The Hunter's abilities fully operate, perhaps it's possible that those 'spirits' under his command are part of the problem? Not sure how we might be able to deal with that aside from an execution though."

He raises a good point

>WRITE IN

>>40080396
Nappa was also literally a general.

So guys, if Jenkins isn't the mole, and he survives until Frieza, when he gets disentegrated by the F-master, how pissed will Arctus be?

Good man, that Jenkins.

It's obvious he's the mole! I mean come on! "Good man, that Jenkins"? Obvious plant is obvious. Fern.

>>40080438
Well if thats the case and he's just a hothead we need to train why the hell not do it?

I want some real recruits though. Loyal fighters not someone we poached from another outfit that might have ulterior motives and all that. Things are tangled enough as it is right now.

>>40080511

Fuck it, let's just execute the Hunter. He serves no real purpose and he would rather commit suicide than help us, apparently.

Let's kill him and train like crazy on the way to the next commander.

>>40080511
>Kill Hunter

>>40080511

Jenkins holds a very good point. The hunter probably needs to die.

>>40080514
I'd hope its not him. Though if it was by now the cold clan would of confronted Arctus about his agenda. they aren't known for sitting on their bums during these kind of things.

If anything Jenkins is Eails way of nudging us along sometimes if we're coming up stumped. An Alfred to our Bruce so to speak.

>>40080538
>>40080543
With them. The only way we'd get something out of him is via magic shenanigans or some serious telepathy antics. which we don't have.

>>40080514
>>40080511
I'VE GOT IT!

Search our troop roster for any soldier with a "planty" name, I'm talking

Fern, Tree, Leaf, Flower, Petal, Stem, Branch, Root(s), fucking Dew, even!

Get this shit on lock.

Shadowrunning is over-maximum.

Obvious plant should be obvious, but it's so obvious it isn't. Brilliant.

>>40080511
What if we put like a million bugs in the Hunter's butt, then release him on a planet and see what he does.
Like see if he contacts anyone or anyone shows up or something?

>>40080581
Uhhh....maybe you should lay off the hooch.

>>40080588
He'd kill himself out of shame most likely. Fuckers psychotic.

>>40080588
Second.

>>40080596
Saves us from having to do it.

>>40080596
>He'd kill himself out of shame most likely. Fuckers psychotic.
Aren't we planning on executing him anyways? If he kills himself, no mud off our back. If we get something out of it, awesome.

>>40080588

But if he's psychic than we wouldn't be able to detect anything with the bugs anyways anon

>>40080596
>Uhhh....maybe you should lay off the hooch.

But I made an oath to drink whenever this quest came up!

Maybe I should tone down the shots, then.

>>40079935
>D. Clean up and get some food.
>E. Consult Jenkins
Ps I love you! XD

>>40080636
Which is exactly the same amount we detect now!

>>40080632
>>40080615
I say have the satisfaction of it being done personally.

That way we KNOW he dies. I remember the evil overlords guide.

>>40080672
>I remember the evil overlords guide.
but we're not evil, nor are we an overlord.

>>40080694
You know what he means.

>>40080694
we're planning on replacing the cold family though. Just with more training and less genocide.

>>40080716
>>40080694
>>40080672
What he means is "Always make sure your enemy is dead, if you try to kill them"

Which isn't actually in the evil overlords guide, it was going to be but the last seven pages got burned by some extra-planar wizard who pissed flaming acid on it.

>>40080726
>we're planning on replacing the cold family though

Are we? Are we really? Or are you?

Cause I want Arctus to kill the Cold family and then just kick back and relax.

Let someone else do the hard work from then on out.

>>40080396
I don't like Eail's OCs, he just steals stuff from movies because he can't draw.

>>40080757
It's something of a refrence and learned lesson. If you want them dead don't leave them to die off screen to some plan you cooked up.

Murphy loves fucking with those. Its like a fetish with him.

>>40080772
Well....we might kinda own the PTO by virtue of the fact we're the strongest one alive at that point.

Nobody said we couldn't delegate though.

>>40080772
I think the plan was "Kill Frieza, kill Cooler/Cold when they attempt to get revenge for Frieza. Be the Beneviolent Overlord in public but actually let Jenkins run the administrative shit and just kind of fuck around."

>>40080757
To be fair, I just want to see the Hunter's head explode from all the shadowruns he'd have to be doing when we just set him on a planet, smile and politely tell him he's free to go and to stay out of trouble "You young whippersnapper, you."

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>>40080511
Jenkins raises a fair point, you'd considered giving Hunter over to Cold as a gift once this was all over, but if there's even a possibility that he's the one somehow leaking information, you need to take action.

Bidding your subordinate farwell, and thanking him for his assistance, you start to make your way towards the medbay where Hunter is still located.

Good man, that Jenkins.

When you arrive at the medbay, you see that Nappa is currently sleeping, probably recovering from the earlier encounter with Fisherman still, his body wanted to rest to repair itself.

After speaking with Doc, you learned that he had transported Hunter to a back room away from any other possible patients, just for safety concerns.

Entering the back room, it's evident that Hunter hasn't awoken from the medical enduced coma just yet.

Easy pickings really, hard to ask for a better target than one that's completely incapable of defending itself.

>A. Death Beam
>B. Head Severing
>C. Complete Destruction and Incineration
>D. Write in.

>>40080808
Are you offering to draw for me?

>>40080840
>>A. Death Beam
No fuss no muss. No need to complicate things.

>>40080840
>C. Complete Destruction and Incineration. If you gonna do it do it thoroughly.

>>40080840
>>D. Write in.
Bug in his butt!

>>40080840
>A. Death Beam

>>40080840
>C. Complete Destruction and Incineration

>>40080840
>>C. Complete Destruction and Incineration

>>40080818
You gonna let OP call you out like that?

>>40080840
>A. Death Beam to brain.

After that we can have his corpse summarily tossed out an airlock and destroy it with a more powerful blast without worrying about the ship via >C.

I only do it in this order because I don't want to ruin the very expensive medical equipment. It'd cut into our booze account.

>>40080840
>C. Complete Destruction and Incineration

>>40080902
Got the wrong anon brah. I ain't >>40080808

>>40080840
C

>>40080939
You're right.

>>40080808
How you gonna let Eail call you out like that?

>>40080840
A. >Death Beam.
Don't want to blow up our ship accidentally.

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>>40080840
See, one of the main reasons you're different than Frieza is, when you start a job, you finish it, and actually do it correctly.

Rather than say, leaving the Princess of a race you commited genocide on alive, torturing her for years, and then not giving a damn when your cousin has her as his 'minion' now.

You're smart, clean, and effective.

Thus, once the Death Beam has pierced Hunter's skull, and likely fried whatever brain was left within it, you casually grab him by the scruff of his neck, and drag the corpse with you.

Doc's look of horror is quickly silenced by a glance from you, same with anyone that you pass by on the way to the airlock.

Standing inside of the pressurized room with the corpse, you hit a button to open up to the vacuum of space, letting Hunter's corpse float outside and away into the void.

You then proceed to follow it up with a powerful enough blast from your hand to completely destroy the corpse, leaving nothing behind of what was once the Emperium commander.

You're a professional after all.

Professionals have standards.

>WRITE IN

>>40081102
Go drink. Hit that private reserve like you were dehydrated and it was water.

>>40081102
>Get info on the commander pair

>>40081102
Ugh hate doing that, messy. Get a drink go back to the feeds, maybe you got a hit.

>>40081102

Sorry Doc, had to do it, Magic shit.

Ponder what science and materials could be traded on earth while training.

Capsule based emergency suits would be useful for most troops.

Along with capsule based space-fighters.

>>40081102
Get crunk.

>>40081102
Check the net. After this if he WASN'T the mole you just made enough fanfare and fuss to damn well get him talking. If he's on board he'll be spewing his guts about it fast as possible.

>>40081102
Tell the crew to practice all their native superstitions involving warding off evil spirits. Some of them may work. They'll think we're on another crazy bender.

>>40081102
get crunk with veggie

>>40081102
See if the leak stopped and if it didn't, be snide and uppity to the other voices in your head that we could have done butt stuff to him and then played mind games.

>>40081189
Yeah no. Voices in the head's another quests gig.

Besides plans within plans. If he wasn't the leak then we sure just made it gush a few bits and need to check the trap.

We'll get it one way or another.

>>40081102

Train for the next mission!

Did you guys already forget that we weren't strong enough and had to make the Saiyans go Oozaru last time?

>>40080989
By laughing at him when he steals the xenomorph for the Pilgrim.

>>40081102
I kinda want to keep monitoring communications, or try to write a program or something that'll do that for us and alert us about which terminal is being used if the program gets tampered with.

>>40081177

It may also prompt the mole to go silent for a while. But curtailing any potential spirit moles or spying is a good thing, since it's possible that he may not even need to be conscious to commune with them.

>>40081235
Or you could draw and not let him call you out y'know.

>>40081270
I'd rather he just use Dragon Ball Z characters.

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>>40081235
Oh I've got much bigger things in mind for the Xenomorph

You guys are interested to see how one of those might interact with this guy right?

I know I am

>>40081293

We'll get to those soon enough I bet, but why not see what the galaxy holds instead of just rehashing a lot of old material?

>>40081307
......of all the times to have never saved the desire to know more gif.

Fucking hell m8.

>>40081307
Cool kill the Anubis wannabe. No really kill him! Kill him dead! Throat molestation from facehugger bitch!

>>40081307

Crossovers are fucking dumb, man

>>40081337
Go read Human Quest if you want mostly canon stuff.

>>40081337
Ya know mr killjoy theres this thing called the outside world. all you gotta do is hit the little red x and go.

>>40081307

They try to make Beerus' planet a nest, and end up making a mess out of Whis' carefully groomed garden that he just got done planting.

A low rumble is felt around the galaxy, and everyone just stops what they're doing for one heartbeat.

>>40081366
>>40081372

You guys are right.

Bye.

>>40081307
It would be annihilated and fail to create a chestburster because it's trying to infect something far, far beyond it's scope of existence.
That's fucking what.

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>>40081405
bye bye

>>40081102
Well, that's one problem taken care of, for the moment at least, it's still worth monitoring your systems, just to be safe of course.

After all, only a fool thinks that he's completely finished with a problem before he's checked in on it a few more times, that's how you end up with fantasy stories.

Still though, Hunter is dead, Fisherman is dead, and you're on track to find the Knight and Priest within a few days, that' cause enough for a little bit of a celebratory drink.

Vegeta had said that you were going to be breaking out the good stuff son enough, but you hadn't heard from her yet, could just be shes taking some time to relax, eat, and clean up of course.

Making your way back to your private quarters, you clean yourself up a decent bit, because you hadn't gotten the chance after heading down planetside to deal with Fisherman, and grabbed the secret bottle of booze out from your wall safe.

Shit you just actually confirmed Vegeta's theory that you had a secret stash.

>A. Drink alone and relax
>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all
>C. Go see if Nappa is all right
>D. Does Jenkins even drink?
>E. Write in

Between Cell Jr. quitting and all this bait I don't know which tab to wait on.

>>40081307
>You guys are interested to see how one of those might interact with this guy right?
I know how they interact with that guy. They attempt to make his planet a nest, wake him up and he gets so pissed off that exterminates all xenomorphs everywhere, forever.

And even if a hugger was lucky enough to impregnate him before he woke up, it wouldn't do shit. He'd literally be immune to it trying to crawl out of him and then crush it with his internal muscles and spit it out.
Like Superman did when he got facehugged.
Or Vegito did with Buu.

>>40081422
>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all
>C. Go see if Nappa is all right
>D. Does Jenkins even drink?

>>40081422
>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all

>>40081422
>>E. Write in
Get crunk and invite all your close subordinates.

>>40081422
>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all
>D. Does Jenkins even drink?
The true OTP

>>40081422
>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all
>C. Go see if Nappa is all right

>>40081422
.C. Go see if Nappa's alright
We need the General up and about soon so we can get him HUEG GAINS

>>40081422
Let's get Jenkins in on the drinking. We just saw Nappa after all, and he was sleeping. Maybe invite Vegeta after.

>>40081422
>>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all

>>40081443
>"Hold on, something is bumping my sternum. Hnp. Okay, crushed it with my heart, what were you saying?"

>>40081529
....Thats too fucking funny to not use a joke later on when we all forget about this.

>>40081529
That's literally what Superman did. Let me see if I can find the page.

Eail, did you sneaky sneaky the Charsheet?

I remember Arctus' PL being 860~ k

When did it get up to 900k?

>>40081597
After the fight with Fisherman.

I'm trying to determine proper saiyan GAINS for Geets

>>40081611
Gotcha.

No real injury, just an intense anaerobic exercise, maybe a few thousand points.

>>40081611
Exactly one space cock worth of gains.

>>40081611
Nappa would have gained more than Geets. Oozaru kills gains.

>spying on your crew
>doing something morally questionable to curtail future danger
>drinking all the time
>teching out.

How's it feel to fully embrace the Starkness?

>>40081727
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

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>>40081422
Well, if you're breaking out the good stuff, might as well make it a bit of a party really, Vegeta is a certain considering you can feel her power level moving along through the ship.

Nappa might be awake at this point, but it's uncertain if him drinking would be a good thing, you'll stop by medbay and see if Doc is okay with it.

Even on this ship, medical officer still reigns supreme when it comes to his patients after all.

You're not even sure if you've seen Jenkins drink before, the man is usually all business and rousing you up from an all night binger that went bad, might be a good chance to get him in on this.

Of course nothing really ever goes according to plan now does it?

"Master Arctus! Sorry to bother you sir but there's an incoming transmission from King Cold, he's requesting to speak to you if you're available."

Oh god damn it.

"Patch him trough to my private quarters Jenkins." You say to your first mate, putting the bottle down to the side and prepping yourself for Cold

When the man pops up on the viewscreen, he's looking rather pleased with himself.

"Ah, Arctus, I'm so glad I managed to catch you, while I spoke to your subordinate earlier, I wanted to hear it from you first hand how everything is going with the Emperium issue."

fuck

>A. It's going well, should be wrapped up soon
>B. Could be going better, having some difficulty
>C. Shit's fucked
>D. Write in

>>40081727
Not yet, anon,

Soon.

We will design a powered suit for ourselves, then help Bulma create one suited to human physiology. Some very hands on research will be needed.

>>40081748
>>A. It's going well, should be wrapped up soon

>>40081748
>B. Could be going better, having some difficulty
Still 2 down 3 to go. Pilgrim is rather elusive.

>>40081748
>B. Could be going better, having some difficulty

>>40081748
>B. Could be going better, having some difficulty

>>40081748
>>A. It's going well, should be wrapped up soon
"as long as the other generals are as weak as the two I've faced, this will be over in a flash. I can't help but think they sent out their lowliest of generals, maybe this is a probing maneuver, gauging the PTO's response."

Misdirection!

>>40081785
Note that knowledge goes a long way towards success.

>>40081748
>D. Making good progress. Say, ever had a shaman-related security leak? Those are a pain.

>>40081748
>B. Could be going better, having some difficulty

>>40081748
>A. It's going well, should be wrapped up soon

>B. Could be going better, having some difficulty
Nappas troops get

>>40081748
>C. Shit's fucked Sir. Any word on the pilgrim?

>>40081748
b&c combo. look haggard, beaten down.drink too. make sure we look like the stereotype they know.

>>40081748
>>D. Write in
"It's fine, so long as they're weak it shouldn't be an issue. Speaking of which would you want to join me and my crew in getting crunk?"

>>40081748
>D. How's the Princess doing?

>>40081855
>"Getting... crunk?"

>Arctus : "Uh, turn down for what?"

Shitjustgotreal.gif

>>40081883
Honestly I'd go for giving them the borderline useless/lovable drunkard they rely on for diplomatic affairs.

While they ain't bright they will wonder if theres too much of a shift in attitude, though honestly Arctus hasn't changed too much.

>>40081815
seconding this.

>>40081748
>>A. It's going well, should be wrapped up soon
This. Misdirection faggots.

>>40081964
>Hold on, Lord Cold, I found a video of Prince Frieza you may enjoy! I saw it on PTO-chan the other day an - why are you looking at me like that?"

>>40082021
>>40081815
both of these. got to keep that video in circulation.

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>>40081748
You casually try to make yourself appear more like the incompetant drunkard that everyone is still expecting from you, it'll make lying a little more believeable.

"Well, honestly Uncle it could be going a bit better, so long as the other three commanders are weaklings like the two I've killed so far, it shouldn't be much of an issue."

Cold still seems to be rather pleased with that information, it apepars that he's buying that you're having a good bit of trouble.

"We've tracked down a pair of the commanders that are nearby, and should be within range to take them out within two days. I haven't been able to track the last one yet, but he should show up after these two are taken care of. If not, it's only a matter of time"

"Excellent nephew, excellent! Perhaps I should put more faith in you for future such assignments, with how well you're handling this one."

fuck

"I wouldn't dream of dropping another assignment on you so soon though, this one was just urgent enough that it was necessary, you'll have time for a nice little vacation after this. Perhaps a trip to the beach hmm?" The king chuckles a bit at his own little quip, and you awkwardly do the same.

Dear Kais you wished you were drunk right now.

"Keep up the good work nephew, I'll contact you again in several days to see how everything turns out." With farewells being exchanged, the monitor goes dark, and you proceed to fall back onto your bed and stare at the ceiling.

You really hate your family.

When the door opens up, and you see Vegeta standing there minus the armor she normally wears, just the jumpsuit for the moment, she seems rather amused.

"You're aware this room has rather poor soundproofing yes? It might be prudent to have that inspected sometime soon."

double fuck

>WRITE IN

>>40082021
Oh god dammit my sides. I forgot about that!

I will happily run that joke into the ground because its hilarious enough to crash and burn. besides it's only good up until all hell breaks loose.

>>40082052
>"You're just jealous of my Super Arcosian Swagger... that sounded cooler in my head. Heh, Cooler."

>>40082052
>"You're aware this room has rather poor soundproofing yes? It might be prudent to have that inspected sometime soon."
Raise index finger.
"So THAT'S how they've been stealing our secrets!"
Then promptly stand silently for a moment before crashing face first onto the floor.

>>40082052
Yes well shut up. I mean drinks?

>>40082052
"I'll have to do that sometime."

>>40082069
>besides it's only good up until all hell breaks loose.

You're aware, that in canon a hole into Hell was made and a ton of badguys flew out of it, right?

That means the joke will NEVER get old.

>>40082135
...We have got to find that some day to drop copies of the video and a shipment of grape drank down there. maybe even a small drone with huge displays and big ass speakers to blare the vid.

>>40082107
I just want Geets to make that "Super Saiyan Swagger" comment later down the line. I can hope.

>>40082052
how is that even possible? we're on a kais damned spaceship that can go FTL but soundproofing the officers quarters was too rich for their blood?

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>>40082052
basic search on gelbooru gets me a larger version of that pic. not much else. maybe another femgeets and femgokes you could use.

"I'll have to get on that. Sometimes it's a bit too easy to fall into the role when playing the fool for my family."

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>>40082164
I cannot agree more.

>>40082052

But how would Jenkins ever get advance warning of my binge drinking if he can't hear me digging through my stash?

Speaking of which, you want any?

>>40082174
Frieza may be paranoid enough to want to hear what his subordinates are saying. Or he's just a massive cheapskate and didn't want to spend so much on each transport ship.

>>40082174
PTO is cheap like that. Just be glad the cold clan thinks we're an incompetent drunkard who couldn't fight his way out of a space paper bag.

>>40082222
>space paper bag

Quads confirm!

Space PLASTIC bags are the REAL threat!

>>40082191
I would totally hold lolihan's hand and call her a NERD!

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>>40082191
gonna drop a few more.

>>40082282
I NEED THAT POSSIBLE SSJ FEMGETA ISOLATED AND I NEED IT NOW

THANK YOU BASED PERVERT

>>40082295
All I could see as Nappria's glorious bald head.

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>>40082282
>>40082295
OH GOD WHAT AAAAAAAA. Maybe one of the artfriends can cut and paste it on.

also have some slightly more realistic femgeets

>>40082282
>17 is a chick

18 being a dude would have been hilarious.

Oh man. The reactions! WASTED!

>>40082069
When we finally confront Frieza, we must do that dance and airdrop grapedrank over the field.

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>>40082052
"I'd normally make a joke about how that was intentional so Jenkins could hear me going on a drunken rant and prepare the crew, but as things currently are, I'll pass on that one."

Pushing yourself back up to a sitting position, you grab the bottle of liqour off of the nearby nightstand.

"Speaking of drunken buffoonery and whatnot, interested in sharing that drink together? I even broke out my secret stash like you told me to."

Space christ you hope she doesn't know about the secret secret stash that you have hidden away elsewhere.

"I said I was interested earlier didn't I? That's not changed in the past few hours."

Grabbing your chair, Vegeta spins it around so the back is facing you, and takes a seat, her arms resting on the back.

"Two down three to go, there's a pair next and the mystery Pilgrim after that, this has been going much smoother than I thought it would really." She comments, staring at you as though waiting to be poured a drink

>WRITE IN

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>>40082320
supposedly there's a geeta here but i'm just posting it because broly. Also last of the things i found.

>>40082332
"Same here, and hopefully our planned tactics against the pair work out so they don't give us too much trouble either."

>>40082332
Drink and then tell her she just jinxed it.

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>>40082338
SSJ4 Femgeeta in the back touching Zarbon's ass

>>40082332
Stare back very strongly, intense eye contact until she starts to feel awkward then pour her a drink and laugh.

>>40082332
Pour drinks. Call Jenkins in to have one.

>>40082332
>Grabbing your chair, Vegeta spins it around so the back is facing you, and takes a seat, her arms resting on the back.
She's sitting backwards in a chair in just her jumpsuit. Try not to stare.

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>>40082338
We totally need to go find New Vegeta, blast Paragus because he's a douche and adopt girl*broly.
She can be our crazy little snuggle monkey.

>>40082332
Also, you totally promised me imouto Tarble. I'm still totally expecting that.

>>40082332
Get so fucking drunk that you'll need to review (and possibly delete) the video surveillance when you finally come to to figure out what happened. Also, make sure Jenkins and Nappa swap off for monitoring your little screening thing.

>>40082393
Good job picking up on that one.

>>40082332
Pour that drink.

Might as well admit that we've skirted this far on the sole fact the cold clan are arrogant as all hell and used to Arctus being the family drunkard.

That and these emperium losers outside of a few dangerous gimmicks have been pretty easy. Though at this rate reaching the required power to act should be rather quick and painless.

Suggest giving Nappa a command since he's actually brilliant and figure out how to control his temper beyond screaming at him. There shall be Nappa Force one day this I swear!

>>40082400
>Nappa

>on computers

>"WHERE'S THE FUCKING ANY KEY!? RRRAAAGGHHHHHHHH!!!!" Smash

>>40082408
Great, now that an anon decided to bring that up, you're going to have Arctus notice, aren't you!?

I was purposefully ignoring it, damn you!

>>40082410
do I need to repost the math from the previous thread? at our current rate we can challenge final form frieza in 9 years. No I don't include transformation in that because they're plot and thus I can't predict them. the fruit would boost us through 2 weeks of training before it's been SCIENCEd.

>>40082446

If Girlgeta is anything like Kabu, then it's likely that saiyans might not really give a shit about that sort of thing around familiar allies or such.

Or she's just trying to make Arctus feel a fraction of the frustration that she feels over not being as powerful as he is.

>>40082410
>That and these emperium losers outside of a few dangerous gimmicks have been pretty easy

>We dont use your system of measurement, weakling

>their generals get smashed afterwards

>only the PTO uses power levels

>PTO is America

>>40082478
Math.

In DBZ...

Dude you are begging to get shit on. Hard.

>>40082494
>Geets: "What are you staring at?"

>Arctus: "What? Your tail is charred, there."

>Geets: (He's looking at my TAIL!? Damn it!)

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>>40082332
"I'd offer a mixed drink but uh... this stuff is powerful enough as it is, so we'll just stick to it." You mention as you grab two shot glasses and hand one over to Vegeta.

Pouring a drink for both yourself and the saiyan, you motion for her to tap glasses, which she then does.

"Cheers, to finishing up the mission and on to bigger and better things." Vagueness is cool right?

Both of you take a sip, and shudder a little bit before downing the rest of the drink, strong stuff indeed, but the burn is damn nice.

"By the way, you are aware you just jinxed us with the whole smooth comment right? I'd offer to knock on wood, but, distinct lack of that on the ship."

You both share an amused little chuckle at that.

Drinks are poured again, and you and Vegeta chat about small things, nothing important really.

>A. Talk about the fact that she stayed on your side, even while more powerful as a Great Ape
>B. Talk about your past misadventures
>C. Ask if she minds staying on your crew for a while longer after this is all over
>D. Talk about space weather
>E. Write in

>>40082499
They use the imperial measurements obviously. We use metric you luddite!

Now I'm imagining the Emprah on a throne of skulls eating a bacon burger and gulping soda. His battle cry will be "YOU SHOT MAH BURGER!"

I know it wont be that but if we don't have a chance to fight a walking stereotype of america I will be sad.

>>40082499

Everyone uses the standard galactic Kili as measurement for fighting power.

Only the PTO uses the convoluted and frankly inaccurate composite power level system.

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>>40082539
Would you dare deny the Emperor his double Baconator?

>>40082535
>C. Ask if she minds staying on your crew for a while longer after this is all over
and hold her hand!

>>40082535
>>E. Write in

"Have you heard? There are rumors floating around on PTO-chan that the legendary SPACE DUCKS are no longer extinct! When did that happen, right!?"

>>40082535
>>B. Talk about your past misadventures
>>C. Ask if she minds staying on your crew for a while longer after this is all over
also this >>40082523

>>40082535
>>D. Talk about space weather
Even our drunk protag can turn this into something interesting.

>>40082535
>B. Talk about your past misadventures
>C. Ask if she minds staying on your crew for a while longer after this is all over

>>40082565
If he's that hideious I'd demand Arctus retort "I've done you a favor your personal guards should of thrown themselves at your diet you ball of fat!"

>>40082535
>>40082597
>>40082523
As the one who wrote this, I will support anyone who supports it.

One should stand by their work.

>>40082535
>B
>C

>>40082535
>D. Space Weather
No talks of future or past. At least the weather is something NOW.

>>40082565
You look like you never miss a meal

>>40082394
yeah we need to have some sorta plan in place for broly recruitment.

>>40082798
>"if you behave, and don't flip out, I can bring you to Kakarot."

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>>40082535
You eventually notice that Vegeta unrwapped her tail from around her waist as time went on, something you've very rarely seen her do.

"What exactly are you staring at?" The princess questions you.

"Your tail is a little bit of a different color, there at the end, I never noticed that before." You give as a casual reply

"Wh-why are you looking at my tail that intensely!" She says in a much higher tone than you're used to hearing from Vegeta, did she just stutter a bit?

"Eh, thought it was a bit interesting, never noticed and was wondering if I was just crazy." A shrug follows that up as though it's no big deal.

Cute

Sharing a few of your various misadventures from the past with Vegeta, as the two of you grow more and more intoxicated as time goes on, words start to get a little slurred, and you laugh harder at each other's stories.

"Sho.. Sho then Murhpy said he wanted to see 'em breed!" You finish your story off with a round of laughter from both yourself and Vegeta.

Wiping a tear away, a question pops up in your head, seems to be as good a time as any to ask it

"Say... 'Geta. When all of dis is over with... wanna stay with the crew? 'Sgood havin' you around and all... nice."

She seems to sink down in the chair a bit, letting her crossed arms cover most of her face, but you can make out a small nod from the saiyan, along with a bit of mumbling

>A. Say what
>B. Drop it, you got an answer
>C. Write in

>>40082565
Is he the Emperor? Is the Emperium actually a bunch of demons, and we must face Demon God Dumplin?
>>40082798
No mentions of Kakarot or carrots, ever.

>>40082818
>>A. Say what

>>40082818
>A. Say what
Arctus is drunk. fuck subtlety.

>>40082818
>A. Say what? Can't hear if ya don't speak up Geets.

>>40082818
>A. Say what
While keeping it abap.

>>40082818

>A. Say what

>>40082818
B, ask why she didn't kill us as a Giant Monkey. "Sho, why'd you not kill me why you was in your Giant Monkey form?"

>>40082818
>>A. Say what
Turn our ear to her and lean in a little, she ain't gonna say it very loudly anyway. Fuckin' mumblin', I swear.

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>>40082295
I tried

>>40082818
>A. Say what

>>40082893
It works, thank you based Kato

>>40082893
>>40082915
Next he'll ask you to color it, hah!

>>40082818
B. "Than's Princes' yer a good frien' Really the firs' one i've had that hasn' been some person that works for me."

>>40082961
I find it ironic she now works for us.

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>>40082818
"Say what? Can't hear ya if you don't speak up Geta." You say, looking at the woman with a bit of drunken confusion on your face.

She mumbles into the chair one more time, before raising her head up and looking at you with a stare that might be a mix of embarassment and hatred.

"You're my friend... wanted to stay... don't have anywhere else anyways..." She says before putting her head back down to try to hide.

It's really ineffective.

Also what the fuck did Vegeta just call you her friend?

That's... rather surprising to hear from the saiyan princess, and not exactly something that you'd ever actually expected to happen.

>WRITE IN

>I am so excited

>>40083023
Uhh okay. Time for more drinks. Pour another to friendship or whatever the hifl it's called! Another for a new friend!

>>40083023
repeating what i said here >>40082961

>>40083023
Nice warning gif.

>>40083023
"Cheers to friends."
Proceed to get black out and wake up with Nappa in your bed

>>40083023
you're my friend too geets. now taste this new mixed drink.

>>40083023
To friends! then drink.

>>40083023
Pat her on the shoulder "Yah knowsummin, I can't thing of anyun else I'd rather blow up the enemy wish. Wwwwish.. wwwwwiiiiff.. w-i-th"

>>40083090
I want that to happen just once. Just to see how much it freaks out Arctus.

The cry of "GOD DAMMIT NAPPA!" will be heard across the entire ship.

>>40083023
Fistbump.

This >>40082961 and >>40083108

>>40083137
It's already happened once

Back on Earth

>>40083108
>>40083146
>>40083149
Too damn perfect. Lets do it.

And we're so drunk we'll accidentally create a concussive shockwave as we do it I wager.

>>40083149
Third.

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>You aren't all trying to bed the vegemite

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH /tg/

I DONT UNDERSTAND

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>>40082978
>>40083232

pffft. I'm kind of navigating some sort of end dodecahedron polygamy where everyone works together to keep people happy like a family. consisting of Geets+Bulma+ladybroly if we can diplomacy through insanity+any science oc or minor character that gets rescued/recruited. (like Nain, pic related)
with 18 as a friend of family/sci fi bro that comes over for movie nights or a member of family. Really play that one by ear. Krillin and 18 are a good couple. maybe he becomes part of family too. dunno.

There's more to being together in a family with people than sex.

>>40083232
Eail I'm just trying to get her drunk first for plausible deniability ya know?

>>40083232
Hah, like we'd ever do that.

Not like she's a very attractive woman.

Not like she isn't total shit.

Not like she doesn't have a slightly fluffy tail.

...

She still can't into science!

>>40083232
Everyone knows the best waifu is Arale.

>>40083232
Fist. Bump.

>>40083232
Also both characters are drunk. it's not right.

>>40083250
>tfw we are going to science Krillin to be a few feet taller, and 18 is no longer into him

All for just trying to cure his dwarfism.

>>40083276
It's kriller time!

>>40083250
I wouldn't say Nain to her if you know what I mean.

>>40083285
It will never be Kriller time. Outside of Human Quest.

>>40083232
Oh I'm sure it'll happen eventually. The number of times these two have gotten drunk together is setting up for it. especially the way we keep fighting ourselves on it.

Besides it'll be an even better payoff if it flows more like this. I can see it now. Frieza dead, cold clan fucked up. Biggest party yet.

Wake up to veggie passed out on top of us.

Jenkins comes in, "Oh. Well I won that bet then. Took long enough sir!"

>>40083338
>implying Vegeta, Bulma, 18, Broly, Launch, and Nappa wont all be on top of us

>>40083333
Krillin owned counter: 8362

>>40083250
>>40083158
actually, doesn't have to just be ladybroly. could be regular broly too. Family takes all. And i'm sure Arctus is fine with loving everyone.

>>40083362
>and a very confused Guldo covered in dog biscuts

>>40083382
>Femdo

>don't know if want or..

>>40083382
>The Hangover: Space Lizard Edition.

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>>40083023
"Than's Princes' yer a good frien' Really the firs' one i've had that hasn' been some person that works for me."

Patting Vegeta on the shoulder, you continue your drunken speech some more.

"Yah knowsummin, I can't thing of anyun else I'd rather blow up the enemy wish. Wwwwish.. wwwwwiiiiff.. w-i-th"

Shaking your head a bit to get some clarity, you try that again

"Blow up the enemy with."

Fucking NAILED it you sexy stud

"Aghreed... cheers to fhriends." Vegeta says as she pours you both another drink and downs hers after tapping the glasses together.

ooooooh fuck the ship is spinning jenkins what the fuck did you do god damn it nappa help me space jesus.

"Nah mate you're on your own with this one."

Wait....

What?

>Cont

>>40083401
>Vegeta: "Kais damn it!"
>Arctus: "What?"
>Vegeta: "Yamcha ran off with the dragonballs!"
>Nappa: "Oh shit, we've got to find him!"

Fund it.

>>40083410
Is it wrong I'm laughing my sides to the andromeda Galaxy?

>>40083410
Oh god we're drunk enough to see space jesus. We are beyond hammered!

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>>40083410
>"Nah mate you're on your own with this one."

>space Jesus is Brench?

>SPACE JESUS SPOKE TO US!?

>>40083441
Space Jesus is drinking with us.

After this I hope we wake up as a born again space christian.

inb4 Space Jesus is Zoidberg dressed as Jesus

>>40083446
I thought Space Jesus was a Clorfor

this changes everything

>>>40083459
"I'm sorry Arctus, but Space Mormons aren't allowed to drink!"

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>>40083410
You're not exactly sure how you got here, quite frankly you never are, but once again you seem to be in the throne room of Arcosia.

The rebuilt one, the one that the Other you seems to have as his own little home.

"You know when I said to stop by any time, I didn't exactly mean after nearly drinking yourself into a coma with Vegeta."

Do you always sound like this much of a prick?

Eh, he sounds amused for the moment at least, so that means that you aren't mad at you for now, which is good.

"Nice job dealing with Fisherman by the way, probably wasn't a good idea to bring along the soldiers, but I know why you did it, so I can't really blame you."

"So why exactly am I here, by the way? I mean...no real big developments since we talked last time, my power hasn't exactly skyrocketed either." You you says to the other You

"Well truthfully, not entirely sure about that one myself really. I imagine it's got something to do with your subconsious, or whatever it is that gets ahold of you during the dreams. Besides, I'm much more fun to talk to compared to the void right?"

He has a point, damn you.

>A. Ask if he has any advice for the upcoming challenges
>B. Ask what he thinks you should do after this Emperium business is over
>C. Write in.

>>40083502
>A. Ask if he has any advice for the upcoming challenges
>B. Ask what he thinks you should do after this Emperium business is over
>C. Maybe i'm here cause im actually happy for once? Not kinda happy but happy happy?

>>40083502
>>C. Write in.
So, what's your opinion on extremely overpowered saiyan women who go berserk at the slightest mention of carrots?

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>>40083498

>>40083502
>A. Ask if he has any advice for the upcoming challenges
>B. Ask what he thinks you should do after this Emperium business is over
>C. Write in. Women advice?

>>40083502
Yeah, that void is unnerving. Reminds me of Popo. Then A and B.

>>40083502
>>B. Ask what he thinks you should do after this Emperium business is over
We're not evil enough to become the next King Cold, yet where amoral enough to not be a z-fighter. Only Space Jésus can guide us.

>>40083502
>>B. Ask what he thinks you should do after this Emperium business is over

So does Vegeta nearly killing herself drunk give her zenkai?

>>40083678
Zenkai can't be self-inflicted, something Perfect Cell was too stupid to figure out.

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>>40083502
Well, since you're here, you might as well ask the inner you for a bit of advice on what might be best to do next, along with dealing with Knight, Priest, and Pilgrim.

"So, any advice on how to deal with the last few members of the Emperium?" You question yourself.

"Pretty much what you've already figured out for Knight and Priest really. If their abilities are to be believed then it's best to get Priest out of the way first, barring that, complete annihilation of Knight." He gives as a response

"And Pilgrim?" Hoping that the other you might have some secret information somehow.

He simply gives a shrug and a shake of his head in response.

Well shit.

"How about when this Emperium business is over with? You're bound to have an idea on that one."

He seems to think for a bit before giving an answer.

"Like I've already said, it's probably best to pay a visit to Arcosia, there's bound to be something there worth checking out, remnants of the royal archives, or anything else really. Aside from that? Might be worth going back to Earth for a visit, see how everyone there is doing. Bulma might have figured out the fruit already."

The fruit might just give you the boost you need to bridge the gap between yourself and Frieza, a very useful thing to have if you can get your hands on it.

"Advice on women?"

You stares at You.

"Really?"

>A. Yes fucker
>B. Nah, kidding
>C. Write in
>D. Leave

>>40083718
>A. Yes fucker now answer the question inner peaceful me.

>>40083718
>>B. Nah, kidding
>>C. Do you have any booze here? I always wondered what dream booze tasted like.
>>D. Leave

>>40083718
>>C. Write in
"Hey, I don't need to have a bunch of women getting the wrong idea and all wanting my tail!"

>other Arctus just facepalms and counts to ten

>>40083718
>A. Yes fucker

>C. Write in You are me, so tell me what i should do, considering im passed out drunk right now i would say you are the smarter of the two of us, so you tell me.

>>40083718
>C. Write in
Yes, also get crunk.

>>40083718
>A. Yes fucker
>C. Seriously how do you let women know your interested in... More then just friendship?

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>>40083718
>B. Nah, kidding
Trust no one, not even yourself

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Are we ever gonna meet the galaxies strongest dumbasses?
crossover hype

>>40083718
>B. Nah, kidding
>C. Write in
"Shit man, you're me, right? You should know that already."

>>40083771
Literally who?

>>40083766
not even yourself's self not even your cell not even Cell himself

>>40083752
and
>>40083718
Both these work for me.

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>>40083771
I hope we meet the planet's strongest fighter when we go back to Ee-arth.

>>40083736
>>40083718
I'll second this

>>40083718
Why the fuck not? Also, you got any booze laying around? I think I could use a drink. Also, just realized, you responded when I asked Space Jesus for help. Do I really have that much of a god complex?

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>>40083766

>>40083736
This, except for the "Leave" part.

>>40083771
Kabuya n friends?

I'm not familiar with this picture

>>40083788
man we better stay on her good side

kid is gag-tier

she can do popeye-with-spinach-level shit

>>40083718
>B. Nah, kidding

>>40083819
>Arctus: "SAFETY WORD PINEAPPLE!"

>Arale: "Initiating shut down sub-routine."

Science, ain't gotta explain shit.

>>40083718
>>A. Yes fucker

>>40083816
It's only Toriyama's only good manga.

>>40083785
Why would you ever trust Cell?

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>>40083852
Why would you not

>>40083852
Why not?

He'd be the PERFECT Friend.

>>40083841
You know, even if that worked it'd only work for a panel or two before she'd get bored/curious and turn herself back on, right?
Then it'd never work again.

>>40083878
You ever see what happens when you unplug a desktop from the wall?

Imagine that.

Gotta turn her back on manually, and fuck that.

Arale was lame as shit. Joke characters being the macguffin is stupid.

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>>40083868
>>40083871
Why of course, keep me entertained and i certainly would be the best friend you could hope to imagine, and how lucky you would be.

>>40083878
that's why you make the safety word trigger a complete reformat and physical removal of energy source at the same time. if the energy source removal fails the format would make her just an useless piece of tech.

>>40083771
Eail and Chuckles have to suck each other off before there can be any crossovers.

>>40083936
I can speak perfect gibberish, I'll give you ten days to decode it, if you can't you aren't permitted to kill me, deal?

>the ultimate ruse, my gibberish is just completely random drunkspeak! HAHA!

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>>40083945
>Implying that hasn't already begun

>>40083926
That's not how Arale works and you know it. She runs by gag manga logic even in her appearance in Dragonball.

>>40083926
>Arale was lame as shit. Joke characters being the macguffin is stupid.
Careful you don't cut yourself on all that edge.

>>40083936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQjuaS2cFh4
>>40083945
hot

>>40083968
I'd still fuck her face.

She can bite, I'd be harder than space diamonds, she'd just hurt her jaw.

>>40083968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

>>40083941
Impossible. For one, that's require access to her central CPU. For two, I'm fairly sure it's been done and she's shook it off. For three, gag character.

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>>40082935

What kind of loser would take the time to do that?

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>>40083718
"Yes, smart me, considering you're the one that's currently actually lucid so far as I'm aware, meanwhile I'm outside and probably passed out drunk and likely about five seconds away from someone coming in on me and Vegeta both on the floor."

"So yeah, advice on women please thanks."

The other you takes a deep breath, and pinches the bridge of his nose, silently counting to ten before he lets go and stares down at you.

"All right so women, here's what you do, you be really nice, become their friend, but leave behind breadcrumbs that you're interested in more than that. If it seems like they're starting to pick up the hints, and are following along, good job. If not, you fucked up, nice going."

He gives a small shrug

"'Course, I've got no idea about saiyans if you're specifcally talking about Vegeta, she might prefer it if you just push her up against a wall and take command... lewd."

This is weird.

"Got any dream booze?"

"Haven't you had enough tonight? Space Christ only knows what might happen if you pass out drunk while in here, we don't need to go meet the inner ME after all."

Fair point

>WRITE IN

>>40083987
>Careful you don't cut yourself on all that edge.

>having an opinion

>now I'm edgy

Man, it's like people throw the word "edgy" around for everything nowadays.

By god, I think that joke characters being the end all is stupid, I must be a maximum-over-fedora-katana-teleporting personnel kid

Yes, sure.

I find joke characters amusing when they aren't treated seriously, and Arale was treated seriously, since she saved Goku's ass.

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>>40084016
This pleases me

Very much so

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>>40083816
I requested a thing in the drawthread a few days ago! We'll never see them at that age, they're old as Goku, right?

>>40084010
well the physical removal of power source would require physical access but a hard format isn't something you return from as long as plot isn't in the way.

>>40084032
That give us an idea.
>we meditate in here to go deeper. Maybe inner inner you is even better.

>>40084032
Come on, just one drink. I can handle just one drink, and if you're me you can handle. And if not, we need to go deeper anyways.

>>40084069
>hard format isn't something you return from as long as plot isn't in the way.
She's a gag manga character though, she literally is a physical representation of plot.

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>>40084032
But that sounds fun as fuck mate! Come on let's meet inner mes inner me!

>>40084067
Shieeeeeeeet

Now we need more Arctus fanart aside from the one piece so far

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>>40084016
Oh yes, i do believe that this piece is satisfactory to my standards. I approve.

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>>40083945
but we do that all the time anon