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>Super casual. Nice zippered hoodie with “GO NAVY” on the front, polo shirt underneath, brand new dark jeans.
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.
>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

>Dinner is dinner. Full Dinner Dress uniform – similar to full dress whites, but with miniaturized medals and insignia for tastefulness. Suitable for official functions.

>Dinner Dress jacket uniform – the dress-whites version of a tuxedo, or close to it. Like dinner dress, but the marked contrast with the usual dress/service whites leave no mistake that you consider the dinner an Occasion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mess_dress (scroll to bottom for pictures of the US Navy dinner dress/dinner dress jacket uniforms.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniforms_of_the_United_States_Navy#Dress_uniforms (Service dress blues/whites.)

>>40077834
>Dinner Dress jacket uniform – the dress-whites version of a tuxedo, or close to it. Like dinner dress, but the marked contrast with the usual dress/service whites leave no mistake that you consider the dinner an Occasion.

Class is class, even for a war-weary admiral.


Also I smell a Sammy on the horizon hurrr

>>40077834
>dress up a bit

Fuck yes, shipsluts

>>40077834
Service whites. Official-looking, but not superformal.

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.
If she's coming over here, we can always throw on something else.

>>40077834
>>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

This aint super fancy and it aint a state event.

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

We're all going to hell for that title

>>40077834
>>Dinner Dress jacket uniform – the dress-whites version of a tuxedo, or close to it. Like dinner dress, but the marked contrast with the usual dress/service white

When in doubt, SWAG. Show off them purdy whites.

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.
this isn't a formal welcome dinner. Goto would be there if it was. Still, should be classier than hoodie and jeans.

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

Dinner casual. You are likely not going to a formal dinner, but good in anything from burger joints to steak houses.

>>40077914
Also consider adding Jojo poses.

>>40077834
>>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

>>40077913
>We're all going to hell for that title
Oh hell, why didn't I notice sooner?

>>40077914
>SWAG
pls no

>>40077917
You must be NUE here.

>>40077937
>Anon withdraws coolly

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

THE ONE SINGLE DAY WHERE I HAVE A TWO HOUR FINAL.

I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEER

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>>40077834
>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

>>40077834
>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

Well this should be interesting night.

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

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>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

Planefag, who is that in the OP? I still don't know.

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>>40077988
>Planefag, who is that in the OP? I still don't know.

>>40077988
Iowa, BB-68.

>>40077834
>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

Refuge in mediocrity

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>>40078001
Thanks, anon.

>>40077998
Kharn as a shipslut. No panties either

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>>40077988

>>40077834
>Dinner Dress jacket uniform – the dress-whites version of a tuxedo, or close to it. Like dinner dress, but the marked contrast with the usual dress/service whites leave no mistake that you consider the dinner an Occasion.

Go big or go home.

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>>40077834
>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.
>"What do you mean other clothes? Don't you know that the US Navy fuses this into the skins of their admirals?"

>>40078023
USS Booom, got it.

>>40077998
I'll be honest with you planefag, I was expecting Young furiously apologizing to Lynette today.

>>40077834
>>Dinner is dinner. Full Dinner Dress uniform – similar to full dress whites, but with miniaturized medals and insignia for tastefulness. Suitable for official functions.

>Super casual

And glue some toy guns and crap to it, for solidarity.

>>40078039
No, USS Bloom, named for graphical artifacts.
Her ECM suite is godlike

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>>40078035
>>"What do you mean other clothes? Don't you know that the US Navy fuses this into the skins of their admirals?"
kek

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>>40078041
Fuck no, we've waited long enough for this date.

Assuming this is an actual date and not a giant ruse.

>>40078041

shipsluts are the new hotness it has killed both 2hu and The Love forever and ever

"I AM ZUN, KING OF GAMES! LOOK UPON MY WAIFUS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!

Nothing beside remains."

>>40078072
THE DATE WAS... A DISTRACTION
insert a certain gap hag here

>>40078056
Keks

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

I've waited forever for this date.

>>40078072
Not like she would mount a surprise attack to steal Settle's genetics.

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

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>>40078072
>Assuming this is an actual date and not a giant ruse.

Why is everyone so suspicious of this? Doesn't anon trust me?

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>>40078098

>>40078081
FUUUUUU---
I admire your baiting skills though. Yakumo/10

>>40078098
>Doesn't anon trust me?
Why would we do that?

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

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>>40078092
>steal Settle's genetics.
That's one way of putting it.

>>40078098
>Planefag
>trust
>mfw

>>40078072
Are you making some implications that Shoukaku has ulterior motives?

>>40078098
Only as far as I can throw you.

>>40078098
>Trusting planefag
>Trusting japs
>Trusting women
m8

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>>40078098
Nope.

>>40077834
Can't go wrong with Blue 3A!
Shit, wrong Navy

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>>40078081
The classics are always good for a laugh.

At least, when in the company of those who know the classics.

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>>40078098
>Doesn't anon trust me?

>>40078098
>Reimu's face when
Dammit Reimu, cut on Suika's sake already and get back to tending the shrine!

I think the question is, given we don't know what Shoukaku had in mind, what's OUR intention for the event, and which outfit best communicates that?

I think it should be something nice (we do want to make a good impression), and not our usual service dress (let's emphasize that we consider this a special occasion). The question is, are we approaching this as a professional event, or a personal one? Are we trying to improve relations in an official sense, officer to ship, or in a personal one? In short, do we want to emphasize that we're approaching Shoukaku as a ship/sailor, or that we're approaching her as a person?

If professional, dinner dress uniform. Not the full bore dress jacket (that'd be a bit too stuffy), but something nicer than normal.
If personal, shirt and tie.

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>>40078113
>Are you making some implications that Shoukaku has ulterior motives?
No, more like we show up there and Zuikaku is with her, or some event happens to interrupt the thing.

Seems pretty solidly in favor of dressing up a bit, but ditching those stuffy uniforms! Writing!

>>40078145
>or some event happens to interrupt the thing.
surprise russians?

>>40078145
>Zuikaku is with her
maybe she'll return our cane.

>>40078157
What, Konstantina is now a shipgirl?

>>40078117
But the Hakurei Shrine Maiden is trustworthy!

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>>40078145
Well of course something is going to interrupt it, this is a planefag quest.
The only question is how long the date lasts before we get interrupted.

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>>40078143
It seems more personal, so the shirt and tie that people are mostly voting on seems fine.

I wouldn't wear a tie myself though.

>>40078159
Goto did that.

>>40078157
Surprise Hibiki maybe.

>>40078113
I trust her to have interior motives.

Interior like her vagina.

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>>40078174
She and Hate are going to be spying on us.

Look for innocent yet strategically placed Corgis wearing spy cameras.

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>>40078098
>literally every other time there is romance in every other quest you run
>cockblocked hardcore for 2/3 of the quest

no idea why we aren't more trusting m8 i guess we're just st8 cunts

>>40078180
>Goto did that.
no, he returned the sparkle monstrosity of pimpitude, not our cane.

>>40078199
Devious anon.
The obvious way to thwart them is to make sure we specify that every action we take is prefaced by looking around in a really paranoid way.

>>40078156
I still want to bring our new and improved cane.

>>40078143
As a person, though ambiguous on any potential romance. We know enough about them as ships, and just enough about them as girls to know that it's a whole other ball game.
But, approaching them as people is not divorced from our professional duties. This is a weird kind of command.

>>40078180
Russophile slut is worst boat.

>>40078230
>Big Pimpin' Settle in the shiz, yo!
I'm gonna get MC Akio vibes every time I'm reminded of that cane...

>>40078098
I trust you to write fun and entertaining quests. That only translates to "delivering events set up straight as advertised" to a very limited extent.

>>40078241
Slav girls are always best girls.

>>40078202
But Anon, he knows we know that. Everybody knows the best time to change things up is the third time.

>>40078183
The engineering space is no place for a flag Admiral to be traipsing around in, what will the crew think?

>>40078299
They'll just have to suck it up and swallow, like good sailors.

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>>40078241
There's worse.

>>40078241
>anyone from DesDiv6
>slut
>worst boat

If I weren't on my phone, I'd have a disdainful reaction image here for you.

>>40078299
>The engineering space is no place for a flag Admiral to be traipsing around in
there will be a fairy with The Look saying 'What the fuck are you doing in the sovereign nation of engineering, brasshole?'

>>40078349
Just pounding out some dents.

>>40078202
Were we cockblocked with Young?

Not really IIRC the only subtle cockblocks were either by Martians or Plane antics.

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This is the kind of admiral we should be

>>40078315
>you are now imagining the engineering crew of the Shoukaku using a bucket brigade to expel semen from their flooded quarters
This is why you don't masturbate in the shower, sailor.

>>40078288
She isn't even a real slav.
Just a Japanese girl that was taken from Japan and brainwashed into loving Russia.
Seriously, think about it.

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>>40078327
Are you insulting, Shimakaze and/or Kongou?

Don't make me come over there and gesticulate wildly.

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>>40078098
I trust you as far as I can throw you, and not even Ghost can chuck your ass very far.

>>40078365
>Were we cockblocked with Young?
did you not read SWQ?

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>>40078381
kongou bess

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>>40078343
I'll do that for you.
>>40078241
Pic related.

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>>40078376
>Bucket brigade
The perils of Japanese damage control.

>>40078374
I'd still stick to Admiral Asia to be honest.

>>40078384
lelelelelel

>>40078327
Kantai Space Program

>>40078365
Every time we tried something the Martians would attack. And then Patton came in and cockblocked us literally as we were about to slip our dick into Minna. We fucked Cupcake that very thread to relieve the epic blue balls that caused.

We still haven't gotten that asshole back for that, either.

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Dear Planefag,

As a former Navyfag who spent the majority of his enlistment in the 7th Fleet (Cellblocks 43 and 46), AND as someone who has done several TDYs to Yokosuka; I must ask you a question...

IJN Mikasa when?

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_battleship_Mikasa)

Pic unrelated other than being Best Shipgirl

>>40078428
>bawwwwwww muh lewds got interrupted

Holy shit kill yourself

>>40078428
Bah, Young fucked both Minna and Cupcakeski. And the latter traumatized Lynette.

>>40078422
Does kongou yell fiyah! Every time you launch a rocket?

>>40078388
It's been awhile since I last read the archives

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>>40078422
Nah, it's the VOB.

Nothing ever goes wrong with the VOB : ^ )

>>40078441
>implying that's not 100% in character

patton literally cockblocked us for no other reason than "fuck you kid".

>>40078474
Yes
>>40078471
Even Lynette fucked Cupcake

>>40078439
The JMSDF has initiated a secret project to restore the Mikasa's guns to operational condition and have Kongou tow it into battle.

>>40078474
>Does kongou yell fiyah! Every time you launch a rocket?
is there any other possibility?

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You reach out – and close the closet door. Limping over to your suitcase, you crack it open and whip out a simple black dress shirt, (oxford-style, nothing shiny or smooth,) some matching slacks and a tasteful red tie. You know it's not a date – it couldn't possibly be a date, nobody even knows if ships *think* like that – but the chance to get out of the goddamned uniform for an evening is too much to pass up. By a combination of the CNO's prescient pessimism and Goto's lying his ass off for you (something you don't feel like pressing him on till you've slept on the matter a bit) you've dodged the consequences of a major fuckup, and nobody got hurt because you slipped up (aside from yourself – your chest still aches a bit.) Part of you is really looking forward to simple dinner and conversation, even with an almost-complete stranger. No Duty, no Work and definitely no Navy.

You check yourself over in the mirror after dressing, making sure every strand of dark hair is in place – casual night or no, Annapolis reprogrammed you pretty well – and smile, satisfied with the effect. Now... for the accessory.

>>40078500

You remove Hate's thrice-damned gift from the now-considerably battered white cardboard box it's housed in. The living dogfish in the tacky globe topping the pimp-cane is swimming in the tight little circle it's meager confines allow, almost spinning in place. It's remarkable it survived the handling it already received. You scowl at the glitter and sequin bedecked length of it – desdiv 6 certainly didn't hold back with the talent on this one – and carry the thing into the kitchen, where you retrieve a big metal bowl and fill it with a gallon of distilled water you find in the refrigerator (why that was stocked, you haven't a clue.) You find the cap comes off the tiny fish-bowl, allowing you to deposit the little beggar within. He swims to the top to gobble up the little crumbs of rolled-up bread you drop in for him – he should be okay till you can get one of those bubble-maker thangmojiggers to oxygenate the water for him. Base PX probably has one. They seem to have one of everything, but never exactly what you want; just something very similar.

As you're screwing the lid back on the now-empty fishbowl, you're startled when it comes off in your hand. Further inspection reveals the thing was merely taped on – the actual grip of the cane is a simple shaft wrapped tightly with criss-crossed leather thongs, almost like the top of a hiking stick. In fact, if you squint, you can see the wood is a handsome, shiny ebony – somewhere underneath the Elmer’s glue and sequins.

>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.
>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>>40078365
Young was cock blocked, willie walled, and penis precluded.

>>40078493
>Even Lynette fucked Cupcake
Haha, wut?

>>40078327
Is.. is that an Overed Boost assault pack from AC:FA?

>>40078518
>leave it behind
Nyohoho, Shoukaku pleasures old men for money

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>>40078500
>t couldn't possibly be a date, nobody even knows if ships *think* like that
Admira~l

>>40078518
>>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>>40078480
>VOB malfunction, falls off while passing over a hostile fleet
>VOB malfunction, goes up like a nuke if you get so much as grazed
>VOB works fine, facetank five office buildings and a pair of cannon shells, never make it to Motherwill
>VOB works fine, but no goddamn reason to use it for old bombers and helicopters
NOT EVEN ONCE

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.
It makes us look..."dignified"...when we aren't acting like a sailor half our age.

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>>40078518
>>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>>40078518
>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

Also opens the door for other hijinks with Shoukaku supporting us

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>>40078439

There's going to be a few ships from that war showing up, you better believe! HA! HA! HA!

Also, can you tell me if I've been describing the Yokosuka base even remotely accurately? I've kept it vague mainly because reference information on the internet is pretty scarce. Can't ~imagine~ why, cough cough.

>>40078518
>>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>>40078518
>>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.
All the better to beat assassins with, Jackson-style.

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.
Dignified gentleman.
>>40078530
I think he misunderstood the time cupcake got drunk and whisked lynnie for a kiss during the ops room rave.

>>40078518
>>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

After today? Better bring it.

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>>40078518
>Clean the cane, take it with us

>>40078530
To be fair, young mostly cockblocked himself. And it was hilarious.

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>>40077773

Oh lookie, it's that time again! Graf spee when?

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

You could use it to hit somebody or thing if needed.

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>>40078518
>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>>40078567
Wasn't that sanya she mouthraped?

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>>40078518
>>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>>40078585

when I get the urge to bully some light cruisers wwwww

>>40078518
>>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>>40078518
>>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>>40078518
>clean it off, take it with us.

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>>40078599
that's called a kiss, anon

>>40078518
>>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

Fuck you Hate, we'll just not carry that thing around.

>>40078599
Ahh fudd, you're right.
I gotta get my memory chips checked...

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>>40078567
>>40078599
You guys are making me want to re-read SWQ.

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God help us if Kongou ever discovers Elvis.

>>40078562
Silly Kaguya, that's not how you return to the moon!
KAGUYA AS EXTRA BOSS IN TOUHOU 15 CALLING IT NOW

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Votes called - bringing the cane like a responsible bill-paying watch-wearing admiral!

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Save the cane for these ladies

>>40078630
She's like 14 m8

>>40078658
Well, marines are known to smuggle some very unusual things around the base.

>>40078658
>Elvis
>Not DANCOUGA
Bruh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8PzBAuW_qg

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>>40078609
>>40078585

I approve.

>>40078644
Do it!

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>>40078668
No. Fuck you. Take your shitty Jap music and shove it right up your ass. You do not mess with The King.

>>40078518
>>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>>40078663
you sound like tumblr when you attach rape to anything and everything

>>40078704
ELVIS IS DEAD
Get over it.

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>>40078663
Or this one.

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>>40078518

>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>>40078726
PREPARE FOR BOARDING ACTION!

>In battle the carriers launch full-sized planes
So do they shrink for landing, or is it a sort of back-to-the-future deal?

>>40078719
Don't know about that, I saw over in my local krispy Kream shop around 7pm yesterday.

>>40078790
In so far as I can tell, planes and munitions expand as they leave a shipslut's vicinity, and shrink back down as they re-enter.

>>40078790
>>40078826
Again, may I divert your attention to the full-sized fairies piloting that thing...

>>40078826
>and shrink back down as they re-enter
Eh, we haven't learned how they rearm because planefag said 'asketh in character, in story, not to me OOC'

>>40078826
That explains why the mini 12-inch shell expanded to full size when arizona left the van.

>>40078865
We can ask Shoukaku yes?

>>40078713
MOUTHRAPE MOUTHRAPE IT'S AWWWW RIIIIGHT

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>>40078518
>Super sexy ebony cane with leather and everything
>one of the options is not to take it with us

What the hell is wrong with this thread? I'd take that even if I didn't need to hide a limp.

>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>>40078826
I bet Settle's munition is going to expand as it repeatedly enters and withdraws from her "vicinity"

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>>40078850
>Planes forced to land at another carrier girl
>Planes forced to land at a conventional carrier
>Planes forced to land at an airstrip
Pls no san loss

>>40078713
Did you actually read that part of the quest?

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Your frustration is tromped down by your curiosity – just what the hell did Hate get you? Pulling some paper towel from beneath the sink, you wet it under the faucet and start slowly removing the decorative additions, careful not to scratch the wood underneath. It takes you the better part of an hour, but at last you've uncovered a tremendously handsome looking ebony-wood cane; the freshly-polished surface shining with a deep luster even under the fluorescent lights of your kitchenette. You grin to yourself – you know these' aren't cheap; at least two hundred bucks. You'd been looking at one yourself... kind of. You make a mental note to get Hate something Nice in the future. You add a postscript specifying something *really* nice to account for the fucking decorations he so thoughtfully added.

As you're throwing out the used paper towels, someone knocks on your door.

“Admiral?” comes Shoukaku's muted voice through the wood. “Are you ready?”

“Coming!” you reply, strolling across the little living room and opening the door to -

- see Shoukaku.

She's dressed similarly to you, nothing too fancy - short-sleeved v-neck, a t-shirt underneath; pleated skirt and leggings.

"Nothing too fancy" looks a hell of a lot better on her, you think.

".... Admiral?"

>your face when
>literally. Post your face – that is your vote for this one.

>>40078905
Did you?

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>>40078908
>your face when

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>>40078908
>>literally. Post your face – that is your vote for this one.
Settle on the left.

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>>40078904
>No san loss
>Posting images of the Raptor-cat Abyssal
no u

>>40078894
>Cartoon Godzilla
Oh god that takes me backkkkk

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>>40078908

>literally. Post your face – that is your vote for this one.

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>>40078908
I was quite close to posting that image earlier, then thought "hey maybe planefag wants to use it for the date." Seems I was right.

Also,
>not keeping the mini-shorts

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>>40078908
I really need more shit in my image macro folder.

>>40078962

fucking lost it

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>>40078908
"Nice deck."

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>>40078908
>We have sexiest cane this side of Mars
>she doesnt
Fucking casual.

>>40078975
>Insert MUH PEACE MUH BORDERS lewds here

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For one half hour only, the fleet's idol is here!

... Oh, dear, the Admiral's in something of a pickle, isn't he?

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>>40078562

So far so good on the descriptors of the base. There's a lot of shit I wasn't even aware of there my first few times.

Pic related is a map with some highlights. Ask me about anything (though it's been several years since I've been back).

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>>40078908
You realize that by doing this you've used up the vast majority of your image limit and are dooming yourself to a hung decision because people will just want to post reaction faces rather than agree on another one?

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>>40079044
As an idol singer, would you rather be a soldier of love and justice or Kamen Rider?

>>40078938
>>40078908
I guess if this is a vote, I'll second this one?

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>MFW

>>40079044
Since you got so close to Harder's dick, can you tell us about it?
A general size, perhaps?

>>40079044
Princess of Fleet Idols, do you have enough danmaku?
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvehi-1cLGg


>>40079047
Oh hey, WHY THE HELL ARE STILL NOT STARTING THE REFITTING FOR CELL BLOCK 73?!

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>>40079044
Is your damage repaired enough for you to be up and about, 2/4/11?

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>>40079096
I support this face.

Onore, Planefag! I came to this thread prepared with a ton of lewd Shoukaku pics for the inevitable shitposting, and you somehow preempt me? Graaahhhh!

>>40078908
If we do not go for spaghetti I will be incredibly neutral on the matter.

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>>40079123
><~Demetrious> SWQ was a mistake

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>>40079116
Your shit-fu is weak.

>>40079123
>Posting IRC logs out of context on 4chan

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>>40079145
>>40079147
That hivemind.

>>40079094

It's an old pic. The GeeDub's been homeported out of Yokosuka for half a decade, now.

...It still falls prey to the Curse of the Shitty Kitty, though. Fucking carriers.

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>>40079147
Shinoa is the best smugfu.

>>40079055

but the memes, jack. the memes! Okay, vote called - the reactions were... remarkably uniform. Should have expected it, but hey. STOP POSTING PICTURES

>>40079047

Wow, that's exactly what I frikkin needed, thank you!

>Helo pad and other weird shit
>other weird shit

>god forbid the carrier's in when you want to do your POWER SQUATS

top frikkin kek. How truly gigantic is the base PX? And what does the base look like to walk around, generally - is everything fairly landscaped, or are there ugly bits? Do the sidewalks actually exist as the shortest line between two points, anywhere?

And where do people usually go when they want to eat off-base?

>>40079123
><~Demetrious> tsk tsk
><~Demetrious> they're not dead

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>>40079147
Bitch! MIIIKAAA is a better waifu than you!

>>40079044
Can you comfort Hate later? The only McDonalds on the base got blown up and he needs emotional support.

>>40079066
Well, I'd love to say both, but I guess Kongou-san has things locked down with her 'burning love!' cry. I guess I'll just have to fight for love and justice!

>>40079090
Well, we collided, but the hull hasn't taken on any water.

>>40079094
I can direct a destroyer division for a special fireworks display!

>>40079102
An idol always does her best!

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>>40079170
>Curse of the Shitty Kitty, though.

strong independent carrier don't need no nuke plant

But seriously what's the curse?

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>>40079047
>That [Redacted] island
Mysterious!

>>40079185
Wow, didn't expect to see MOTHAFUCKIN NANBU on a Kant-o-celle thread.

>>40079170
I blame Gerald Fo--wait maybe not.

>>40079123
>[20:43] (~Demetrious) not my ass, Hal
>[20:43] (~Demetrious) It's coming out

>>40079217
>Well, we collided, but the hull hasn't taken on any water.
Kek

>>40079208
>Can you comfort Hate later?

You know, I'm not sure I can. Somehow I think singing wouldn't do.

Maybe a dance?

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>>40079265
A very special kind of dance, yes...

>>40079265
I think he meant comforting Hate with your vagina.

>>40079217
>>Well, we collided, but the hull hasn't taken on any water.

So no leaks?

>>40079265
>You know, I'm not sure I can.
The best way to do this is to introduce him to Tatsuta

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>>40079044
What would happen if someone cut your hair strands?

>>40079265
Hate to break it to you naka, but I think you lack the displacement Hate likes.

>>40079047
What's on [REDACTED]?


>>40079217
HAHA TIME TO TANGO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8NW8yIoMvI

>>40079314
IIRC, Hate doesn't like particularly large displacements.

>>40079044
What do you think of Settle x Shoukaku?

>>40079346
I'm talking about her chest. Jaysus...

>>40079321
Mostly [REDACTED] or [REDACTED], but usually there are one or two [REDACTED] around as well.

>>40079360
So am I.

>>40079314
I think you're mixing up Harder and Hate again.

>>40079362
>Shipsluts, shipsluts everywhere except where there're more shipsluts.

>>40079362
So... SCP Foundation shenanigans. Okay.


>>40079374
>>40079360
I thought that was called a torpedo bulge these days.

>>40079380
YOUR HATE ONLY MAKES ME HARDER

>>40079182

The base PX (it's actually an NEX - Navy EXchange, those fgts) is decently-sized. Not MALL OF AMERICA huge, but it has a good cross-section of digital entertainment, clothing, and all the other crap you'd find in your local mall.

As for the base landscaping, it's all fairly flat and well manicured - except for the bits with trees. Those are basically FUCKOFF steep hills that bisect the base. There's a few paths through the hills, but some of the roads leading up them lead to Secret Squirrel facilities. Only real ugly bits are either inbetween the baseball fields and the helo pad, or over by all the other poor bastard ships.

And yeah, sidewalks are usually the shortest paths anywhere on base, unless you have a bike.

Also, the CoCo Curry House I pointed to on the map is a Japanese fast-food-esque curry joint. They're all over Japan, and FUCKING DELICIOUS.

(also, for ease of future use - 5 is located north, 2 is south. Departing ships have to sail around the base west-to-east and then south in order to leave the harbor.)

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“... Admiral?”

You blink, then jerk back to your senses.

You were not staring.

Shoukaku is blushing slightly.

This means you were staring and she fucking knows it.

“Sorry,” she says meekly, smoothing out her skirt. “Admiral Goto did a double-take the first time he saw me out of uniform, too. Most of the others are still in the forties, but I kind of enjoy the new fashions. So many options!” She smiles at you so brightly you're worried you might tan. “You look nice.”

You chuff with amusement. “From the seabag to your eyes, miss. I tend to pack light, sorry.”

She waves away the apology. “I mean it! You look so much more relaxed.”

And you feel it, too – that eagerness to just get out of the base and stretch your legs is still there, giddy and bouncing. “Thanks. Where did you want to go?”

She tilts her head slightly, strands of her long hair drifting across her chest in a fashion that begs attention you refuse to give. “Have you ever been to Tokyo, Admiral?”

“Can't say I have.”

She smiles again. “It's such an amazing city. It's so much more... more everything than I remember. Let's just walk around till we see a place we like!” Shoukaku's eyes are glittering with honest-to-god excitement.

>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.
>I wouldn't want to feed you anything not up to par. Want to ask Goto for suggestions?
>Other?

>>40079299
Everything's ship-shape, captain!

>>40079289
>>40079290
Anon, are you being lewd?

>>40079301
Would that be a charge of conspiracy, or would I just be an accomplice?

>>40079307
You know, I don't know. I wonder if it grows back. Maybe I will go find Tatsuta, after all.

>>40079314
Perhaps he'd be more interested in Harder-san's ballast?

>>40079355
An idol never stops fighting for the cause of love! ...though she does sometimes quietly step to the side to allow common sense to file past.

>>40079346
>>40079380
Hate is the one that wants to bone Tatsuta. The big fitted yandereish sister to Tenryuu.

Harder is still wrapping his head around being kind of not really human.

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>>40079346

There is no man who does not like large tits

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

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>>40079408
>As for the base landscaping, it's all fairly flat and well manicured - except for the bits with trees. Those are basically FUCKOFF steep hills that bisect the base. There's a few paths through the hills, but some of the roads leading up them lead to Secret Squirrel facilities. Only real ugly bits are either inbetween the baseball fields and the helo pad, or over by all the other poor bastard ships.

Oh, thank you. Thank you so goddamn much. These details are what I really, really, really needed.

Yes. YES.

Also, for everyone else, SWQ is only delayed because I am now collaborating with Gaben

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>>40079222

The Curse of the Shitty Kitty is that it's been kicked out of. Every. Single. Port. In 7th Fleet's AOR. Usually due to drunken sailor shenanigans. Last I heard, the GeeDub's had some... liberty issues in certain ports.


Yes. The Kitty Hawk has even been kicked out of homeport.

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

To the CoCo Curry House!

>>40079437
Titted. Not fitted, fucking autocorrect

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>>40079464

NO GODS, NO MASTERS. FAP ANGEL.

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>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.


I feel we should be taking the lead but on the other hand this is Shokaku's idea.

In before Arizonia is stalking them

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

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>>40079468
>Yes. The Kitty Hawk has even been kicked out of homeport.

HOW IS THAT EVEN FUCKING POSSIBLE HOLY SHIT

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>>40079435
>Perhaps he'd be more interested in Harder-san's ballast?
Jesus Christ.

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.
That picture, ha.

>>40079432
Don't pull Goto into this. He gives great advice, but trolls far too hard to be let into this, even if he set it up.
Besides, Tokyo's pretty damn awesome.
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>>40079464
>Gaben
FUCK.

Will it be worth the wait?

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

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>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

As if we need to give Goto more ammunition.

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>>40079464
>spoiler
WE ARE DOOMED


>>40079406
WUT U DID THAR

>>40079464
>planefag was behind paid mods
Literally worse than Hitler

>>40079497
>Arizona
>not sammy and hate

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

DEITO DEITO~

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>>40079464
>Those are basically FUCKOFF steep hills that bisect the base.

>These details are what I really, really, really needed.

>Yes. YES.

>>40079234
>>40079321

I seriously have no idea what it is. I think it might be an ammo depot in all seriousness.

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.
Goto Can Go to hell, this is OUR Not-Actually-a-Date

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

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>>40079464
>Also, for everyone else, SWQ is only delayed because I am now collaborating with Gaben

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>>40079528
And now it's going to be where ship girls are sent to be scrapped.

>>40079346
He dislikes nothing but raw size, but prefers nice overall packages (he prefers lynette over Shirley SW wise)

That being said, he prefers sizable to small.

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

I have no poblem with this.

>>40079528
>might be an ammo depot
Would make sense if it was packing master-grade ammo

>>40079523
>why not all 3?

Seriously, they all have motive and minimal self restraint, yes, even AZ, at least regarding us. we're never going to be alone with Shoukaku, no matter how much it seems that way.

>>40079435
>Would that be a charge of conspiracy, or would I just be an accomplice?
well, he wants to meet her and might find a way to do so without help at some point. I'm honestly not sure what speeding along the process already in progress would count as.

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

YOU NERDS BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP.

>>40079523
Hate is probably dealing with Corgis, and Sammy probably picking a fight with Zuikaku who was also planning on following the two.

Arizonia is the only one to pull this off.

Or maybe the 6 destroyer division as they bumble around also trying to follow them

VOTES CALLED, WOO HOOO

trap set, trap sprung, I'm going to hell if anon doesn't send me there first

>>40079468
>Out of it's own home port

The fuck this kind of thing actually happens?

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>>40079634
Quick Anons GET HIM!

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>>40079634
>trap set, trap sprung, I'm going to hell if anon doesn't send me there first

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>>40079634
YOU FUCK, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US

>>40079634
BREAKING NEWS

SHOKAKU IS A TRAP

FILM AT 11

>>40079634
>trap set, trap sprung, I'm going to hell if anon doesn't send me there first

routelock confirmed, shoukaku getting settle'd on deep and hard

>>40079606
I think assisted suicide is still a crime, too.

On that note, I have to take a bow for now! Be good, everybody, keep Settle-san out of trouble for me!

>>40079634
FUUUUUU--
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkDT-OlkYTI

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>>40079634
Well, if I ever find out where you live...

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>>40079634
Nice ruse, Planefag.

>>40079634
The trap is us thinking there is a trap, when in fact there is no trap to trap us, isn't it?
I'm onto you, Planefag!

>>40079634
Smells like bait. Not even good bait at that.

>>40079710
>>40079712
Shit, that was close. He almost had us there.