Missed you Gobble!

>>40021431
>Not a Murderer Edition
Boooo!

>>40021472
NOOOOOO KILLING!

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Erin just offered you a way out of your contract.

But you don’t want out. Not quite yet. “Are you kidding? When this hits the news, the ratings are going to go through the roof. I’m not going anywhere.”

She looks concerned. “Are you absolutely sure?”

You push a branch out of the way. You’re at the camp. “Yup.”

Her concern turns to relief. “Awesome.” She half laughs as she talks. “Being attached to this thing as it takes off pretty much guarantees my career for the next...forever.”

Before you can comment on that, you hear Robin and Clair stirring.

Robin rubs her eyes and lets herself down from Nibbles. “What happened?”

You fill her and Clair in on the attack. They both turn their gaze to Delmer.

“The others aren’t awake,” Clair says absent mindedly. She looks a little out of it still. “They’re all having dreamy thoughts.”

It’ll be awhile before the ranger arrives.

>Quickly everyone up, fortify your position in case those poachers come back
>Let them sleep. The danger is over. Time to relax
>Tell everyone who’s awake to keep a lookout. You’re going to scout around
>Something else

>>40021472
Yet

>>40021488
He's been fucking with us for too long.

>>40021491
>>Tell everyone who’s awake to keep a lookout. You’re going to scout around

>>40021491
>Tell everyone who’s awake to keep a lookout. You’re going to scout around
Gotta be SAFE!

>>40021491
>Tell everyone who’s awake to keep a lookout. You’re going to scout around

>>40021493
Wait until he breaks out of jail, since we haven't even tried that yet.

Oh my, a slow start. Now that's a rare sight.

>>40021491
>Quickly everyone up, fortify your position in case those poachers come back

Have Vlad run recon

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“You guys keep a sharp lookout. Look for anyone suspicious, be safe.” You kiss Robin on the cheek. Judging by how quickly she blushes at the public show of affection, you feel a bit more confident that she’s recovering from whatever drug that was.

She shakes it off. “Where are you going?”

Delmer stirs awake. His arms tied behind his back. “Not going to keep me company?”

You ignore him. “I’m going to scout around, just in case.”

“Alone?” Erin and Robin say together. Clair just examines her hands. She’s always had a weak constitution. Probably still out of it.

They bring up a good point. Almost all of your Pokemon are out right now. Nibbles is eying Delmer up as a chew toy, Vlad is flying overhead doing recon, Devon, Raistlin, and Dan are just sort of hanging around, keeping an eye out for danger.

Meloetta comes floating out of your incredibly expensive, fancy tent. She rubs her eyes, confused.

>Return all your Pokemon, you’ll have them ready at your belt for trouble
>Leave Levi here, go with Metapod
>Leave Levi at the camp too. Take Meloetta
>Take Meloetta, leave Levi
>Take all your Pokemon. Robin and Clair have enough to handle themselves
>Something else

>>40021896
>>Leave Levi at the camp too. Take Meloetta
>>Take Meloetta, leave Levi
aren't these the same option?

>>40021896
>Return all your Pokemon, you’ll have them ready at your belt for trouble

>>40021896
>Take Devon and Dan, tell Raistlin to fetch you if something happens at camp.

>>40021896
>Something else
Devon and Meloetta.

>>40021896
>Leave Levi at the camp too. Take Meloetta

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>>40021461
[same here]

>>40022109
Oho, narcissistic are we?
Good to have you back!

>>40021896
>Leave Levi at the camp too. Take Meloetta

>>40022109
I'm glad you're alive.

[slight delay. Sorry.]

>>40022401
That's okay, Gobble! Us small-ish contingent who've showed up are clearly unable to reach a consensus anyway.

>>40022401
>Not a murder.

Bullshit, because Gobble is kill.

>>40021896
>Something else

Take Melotta and Devon. Between the two, we can probably detect and/or handle any trouble that comes our way. Leave everyone else.

>>40022562
Gobble is only in a coma, and will wake soon.

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>>40021934
oops

Writing

>>40022668
Gobble, Gobble
Gobble, Gobble

The time has come, to awaken him.

I call upon the legendary lesbians the internet,
To bring forth this QM and,

Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Post the butts that must be given.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Give us lewds, ignore the house you live in.

Rise up from your ten minutes of sleep,
No more to be kill eternally.

I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise,
rise, rise, rise, rise.

I'm the conjurer of Regis,
I'm the king of investment.

I'm the piercer of the waifu,
I command your resentment.

I instigate the three-ways,
With the birth of poke-farms.

I demand the death of Hornbeam,
And the fall of the Elite Four..

Awaken,
Awaken,
Awaken,
Awaken,

[Solo]

Gobble, Gobble, (Gobble)
Gobble, Gobble, (Gobble)
Gobble, Gobble, (Gobble)
Gobble, Gobble, (Gobble)

Gobble, Gobble, (Gobble)
Gobble, Gobble, (Gobble)
Gobble, Gobble, (Gobble)
Gobble, Gobble, (Gobble)

Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Post the butts that must be given.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Give us lewds, ignore the house you live in.

Rise up from your ten minutes of sleep,
No more to be kill eternally.

I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise,
rise, rise, rise, rise.

Catch the weak, walk all the routes.
Gobble is king of butts and lewds.

I command you to
Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise,
Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise,
And awaken.

>>40022953
Looks like that was a lot of work...
>Give us lewds, ignore the house you live in.
10/10 would sing again.

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You decide to take Devon and Meloetta, leaving Levi at the camp. Your friends are being guarded with your largest Pokemon, so you’re feeling pretty good about that.

Meloetta follows while you put Devon in his Pokeball. He’s not terribly noisy, but he’s not especially stealthy either. You know it’s good to have as few feet or paws or whatever on the ground as possible.

Now this is your element. Skulking in the bushes at night. For some reason you just can’t shake the feeling that you need to be out here, looking for danger.

You hear voices and stop, hiding noiselessly on instinct.

“Delmer was as crazy and desperate as he looked and smelled. We backed the wrong Horsea. It happens. Let’s just call it a night and be grateful we’re not him.”

“Look, we heard them on the radio. Authorities are coming. But we still have time. If we sell that Meloetta to the right person, we never have to work another day again. We’ve hit bigger targets faster. We have this.”

You and Meloetta stay hidden in the bush, listening to them. You can barely see them without poking your head out too far and being seen. You know there are at least three.

>Attack them before they decide to move on your friends
>Come out and try to intimidate them from trying
>Try to lure them into the bushes and ambush them
>Stay here. Maybe they’ll decide against attacking on their own
>Something else

>>40023060
>Attack them before they decide to move on your friends

>>40023060
>Attack them before they decide to move on your friends
Take out their Pokes!

>>40023060
See, this is why you always bring your psychic pokemon. So you can use their brain waves as a silent two way radio

>>40023060
>Stay here. Maybe they’ll decide against attacking on their own

but if not then

>Come out and try to intimidate them from trying

>>40023060
>Attack them before they decide to move on your friends
Meloetta sleep time.

>>40023060
>ask Meleotta if she'll let us catch her to keep her safe

>>40023060
If we attack them first, it might be smart to hit them with a mega evolved attack. And maybe get melota to use supersonic. Can she screech as well as she can sing?

>>40023060
Talk Meloetta into letting you catch her. Then it's poaching/theft.

>>40023060
>Try to lure them into the bushes and ambush them

>>40023106
This seems like a potentially good idea, harmless and simple if it works. Problem is, if it doesn't we've presented them their target on a silver platter.

>>40023060
>Sneak away back to the others.

>>40023122
I feel like we should ask her this at some point soon.

>>40023060

Return to camp, prepare to apprehend them. possibly using the silhouette o Melotta on a tent as though she were in it as bait.

>>40023249
Yeah, we definitely should.

>>40023288
Well I gotta be off to sleep, so thanks for running Gobble!

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[Seems a little split. You can attack them now while they're unprepared, or go back to the camp and prepare there.]

>attack
>sneak back
>

>>40023449
>sneak back
They PROBABLY won't be able to counter-ambush us, I don't think.

>>40023449
>sneak back

>>40023449
>sneak back

>>40023449
>sneak back
Prepare an ambush. Also make sure to shut Delmer the fuck up.

>>40023449
>sneak back

>>40023449
>sneak back

>>40023449
>sneak back
I fear we would be outnumbered if we attack now, even with an ambush.

just wondering Gobble, are capture rates for legendaries similar to how they are in the games?

>>40023449
>sneak back

and work on our intimidation

>>40023449
>sneak back

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You decide to sneak back. You like safety in numbers.

“Meloetta,” you whisper. “I could catch you.”

Her eyes go wide. “I mean, to keep you safe. If things go wrong, they might try to get you. If I use a Pokeball on you, theirs won’t work.”

She eyes you up and down. She looks intrigued, but a little off-put. Like a date that’s very into you that you just asked to have a quickie with in the bathroom.

She offers a fighting pose.

“Oh, I get it. If I’m going to catch you, you want me to catch you like I would any other Pokemon. Battle you down and use a Pokeball, right?”

She nods approvingly.

We’ll, you’ll put a pin in that for now. You don’t have time to battle her right now.

You arrive back at camp. Robin runs over, bags under her eyes. “Everyone alright?”

You shake your head. “The poachers are coming. They think they can surprise us and take Meloetta.”

Robin looks fidgets. “What are we going to do? Should we wake up with the others?”

>Leave them asleep. Look vulnerable to set a trap. Make a Meloetta decoy
>You, Robin and Clair should rush them before they get here.
>Wake everyone up. We need to all hands on deck for this. They might not even attack if you’re all alert
>Something else

>>40023796
>Wake everyone up, but have them pretend to be asleep so that when they come, we ambush them.
>Also, make a Meloetta decoy.

>>40023796
>Wake everyone up. We need to all hands on deck for this. They might not even attack if you’re all alert

>>40023796
>Wake everyone up, but have them pretend to be asleep so that when they come, we ambush them.
>Ditto pretends to be Meloetta
>Meloetta hides in a tent to attack the trainers after they've released their pokemon

>>40023796
>Wake everyone up. We need to all hands on deck for this. They might not even attack if you’re all alert

>>40023796
>>40023863
this

pretend inferiority and all that shit

>>40023863
That is what Dittos are for.

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“Erin, Clair, wake the others up. Give them a summary of what’s going on. Robin, have Ditto pretend to be Meloetta.”

Everyone gathers pretty quickly. Mr. Kroustou doesn’t even think about filming things until Dave comes out with the camera. “Right right,” he eyes the bushes. “Get it all on film. But uhh, be careful.”

“I won’t miss a shot.” Dave assures him. Tim sets up some sound equipment.

Kroustou looks a little guilty. You don’t have time to be everyone’s therapist right now though.

Your Pokemon are all still out. Meloetta floats into Vance and Jeanine's tent.

Vance and Jeanine look fine and ready for action. Well, actually, they look really worn out. Jeanine’s hair's a mess and she’s a little limpy and dopey.

You stand on a rock. “Alright everyone. They’ll be here any second now. Here’s the plan.”

>We have all our Pokemon out, aggressive and loud. Even if they get the nerve to attack, you’ll be ready
>You, Robin and Clair will guard. Vance and Jeanine should stay in reserve in case something goes wrong
>You’ll be bait in the middle of the camp. Everyone else should hide and attack on your signal
>Something else

>>40024604
>You’ll be bait in the middle of the camp. Everyone else should hide and attack on your signal

>>40024604
>You’ll be bait in the middle of the camp. Everyone else should hide and attack on your signal
Time to remove the ladder when the enemy has ascended to the roof

>>40024604
>You’ll be bait in the middle of the camp. Everyone else should hide and attack on your signal

>>40024604
>You’ll be bait in the middle of the camp. Everyone else should hide and attack on your signal

>>40024604
>You’ll be bait in the middle of the camp. Everyone else should hide and attack on your signal

We should look to be talking with DittoMelotta.
Once they appear, we should coax them into the camp area proper, then we can sigh, announce our disappointment in them then give the word to our friends.

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“Everyone is going to hide. When I give the single, we pounce on them.”

Robin steps forward again. “What are you going to do?” Her tone is suspicious and afraid.

You know she’s not going to like this. “I’m going to be bait with Ditto.”

She looks you right in the eye. Her gaze is always piercing, even with the eyepatch. “Y-you’re always the one doing the most dangerous thing! Why do you have to be bait?”

“She’s a master baiter,” Clair says with her eyes closed and arms folded.

Vance laughs along with it. He instinctively offers Clair a fist bump, but pulls it away. “Still mad.”

Your Pokemon and everyone else start finding a place to hide, except Robin. “Why does it have to be you?”

>You have the fastest reflexes. You have the best chance to avoid being hurt
>Just trust me, okay?
>Because you’ll feel incredibly guilty if anyone else gets hurt because of your plan
>Let her be bait with you
>Something else

>>40025146
>You have the fastest reflexes. You have the best chance to avoid being hurt
and
>Because you’ll feel incredibly guilty if anyone else gets hurt because of your plan

>>40025146
>>Because you’ll feel incredibly guilty if anyone else gets hurt because of your plan
>Let her be bait with you

>>40025146
>You have the fastest reflexes. You have the best chance to avoid being hurt
and
>Because you’ll feel incredibly guilty if anyone else gets hurt because of your plan

>>40025146
>Because I let someone dear to me get hurt before. I will not let it happen again for as long as I draw breath.

>>40025146
>You have the fastest reflexes. You have the best chance to avoid being hurt
>Because you’ll feel incredibly guilty if anyone else gets hurt because of your plan
>Let her be bait with you

>>40025146
>You have the fastest reflexes. You have the best chance to avoid being hurt
>Because you’ll feel incredibly guilty if anyone else gets hurt because of your plan

>>40025146
>>You have the fastest reflexes. You have the best chance to avoid being hurt
>>Because you’ll feel incredibly guilty if anyone else gets hurt because of your plan

>>40025146
>You have the fastest reflexes. You have the best chance to avoid being hurt

>>40025146
>>You have the fastest reflexes. You have the best chance to avoid being hurt
>>Because you’ll feel incredibly guilty if anyone else gets hurt because of your plan
>>Just trust me, okay?

Honesty is not always the best policy.

>>40025146
>You have the fastest reflexes. You have the best chance to avoid being hurt

>>40025146
Because I'm the one they know is awake so having anyone else up and alert would be suspicious.

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“Because,” you try to thinking logically, “They know I’m awake. Plus I’m the fastest.” you put your hands up. “I’m not trying to brag or anything, but I’m the least likely to get caught by surprise.”

“What about Clair?” Robin says, unconvinced. She’s trying to sound angry, but her voice is clearly full of fear. “S-she can tell when they're coming, right?”

Your eyes scan the bushes. You really don’t want to have this conversation right now. “She didn’t see it coming when they ambushed us the first time. Maybe she was caught off-guard then, but now she’s still little messed up.” You know Robin saw it too.

Robin can’t argue with that, but she still seems unconvinced.

You sigh. “And...and I can’t let anyone else get hurt because of my plans.

Robin looks away. “I-I understand.” She starts looking for a place to hide. “B-but once I get the surgery you can’t beat yourself up anymore, o-okay?”

She runs and hides with her Pokemon.

You bend down to Devon. “I need you to hide too buddy. We need to look vulnerable.”

He whines, but slowly agrees. he circles a few times in a dark corner and lays down. You can’t really see him, but you feel his eyes on you. The rest of the Pokemon lay hidden too. Luckily you and Vance and Jeanine both have massive tents.

It’s just you and “Meloetta”, in the middle of the camp, by the fire. You wait around for what feels like forever.

You catch something out of the corner of your eye. They’re here.

>Pretend not to see until they’re on top of you
>Pretend not to see until they’re about halfway into the camp
>Get everyone to attack now!
>Something else

>>40025715
>Pretend not to see until they’re about halfway into the camp
we wait too long and they'll know it's a trap

>>40025715
>Pretend not to see until they’re about halfway into the camp

>>40025715
>Pretend not to see until they’re about halfway into the camp

I'm not even having to vote this thread

>>40025715
>Pretend not to see until they have reached the point of no return.

>>40025715
>Pretend not to see until they’re about halfway into the camp while having a conversation with meloetta

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You wait, but not too long. You want them in close enough that they’ll be trapped, but not so close that they start to suspect something. Stealth is your game, and you play to win.

You hope Clair didn’t hear you think that cliche’d line. “So Meloetta, I was thinking that for our next song, we could...”

You see an unfamiliar Pokemon move in the darkness. Other than that, you have to admit that they’re pretty good.

You give a flick of your wrist. “Now.”

The camp explodes into an instant battlefield. Pokemon and poachers get caught out, unprepared for your attack. Your group has the advantage, but the poachers aren’t going down instantly.

A net still manages to loose. You grab Ditto and move out of the way just in time. It hits the ground, discharging electricity and fizzling out. Devon fires a Dark Pulse at the direction it came from and leaps after it.

You look around for where you’re needed most.

>Dave and Tim are getting too close to the action. Cover him
>Robin is doing fine, but protect her anyway
>Clair is still a little off her game. Back her up
>Vance and Jeanine aren’t strong trainers, They’ll need you the most
>Direct your Pokemon at targets of opportunity as they pop up. You can do the most damage, even if it’s unfocused
>Something else

>>40026305
>Direct your Pokemon at targets of opportunity as they pop up. You can do the most damage, even if it’s unfocused
Raistlin use that big brain of yours to help me coordinate.

>>40026305
>>Direct your Pokemon at targets of opportunity as they pop up. You can do the most damage, even if it’s unfocused

>>40026305
>Direct your Pokemon at targets of opportunity as they pop up. You can do the most damage, even if it’s unfocused

>>40026305
>Direct your Pokemon at targets of opportunity as they pop up. You can do the most damage, even if it’s unfocused

>>40026352
MIND MELD

>>40026410
and Mega Evolve?

>>40026449
Doubtful.

It'd make Clair hella jelly if we pulled it off though.

Gobble may be kill.

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“Raistlin, help me coordinate!”

You don’t even have to watch him nod. He instantly gets to work. You see the psychic plane appear in front of you.

You know, you’re actually getting used to this.

You point out targets and mentally point a Pokemon to each one. They respond instantly, as if you’re giving them the command verbally.

Devon dodges an Hitmonlee you see coming but he didn’t. It quickly recovers and bounces up high to get some distance. Vlad swoops down and hits it with a Wing Attack. A Raichu leaps into the air to assist, but Levi swats it out of the air with an Aqua Tail. A Kabutops tries to hit Levi with a rock attack, but Nibbles chomps down on it with Thunder Fang.

Everything is going well. You’re in sync with Raistlin. He gets hit with a stray blast of water and you feel yourself get wet.

You have Metapod use String Shot at someone attacking you. No wait, him. You’re starting to lose yourself in the coordinated logic of it all. It’s exactly like and also nothing like how it feels with Devon mega evolves.

You’re getting a bit fatigued from this psychic coordination, but you can easily finish this battle. The big question is, do you want to try to push it to the next level?

>Yes! Push hard, try to mega-evolve with Raistlin.
>No, just keep doing what you’re doing.
>Cut the connection. Fight normally.
>Something else.

>>40027015
Oh shit I'm magic

>>40027016
>Yes! Push hard, try to mega-evolve with Raistlin.

>>40027016
>>No, just keep doing what you’re doing.
But posit the theory to Raistlin later, no need to exhaust ourselves in actual danger.

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>>40027016
>>Yes! Push hard, try to mega-evolve with Raistlin.
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!

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>>40027015
That's kinda freaky

>>40027016
>>Yes! Push hard, try to mega-evolve with Raistlin.


this will either piss Clair off or arouse her

>>40027094
I'm gonna try starting fires with my mind now. I have the gift.

>>40027016
>Yes! Push hard, try to mega-evolve with Raistlin

>>40027016
>No, just keep doing what you’re doing.
I wouldn't recommend we do this when we are in danger like this.

>>40027016
>>Yes! Push hard, try to mega-evolve with Raistlin.

>>40027016
>No, just keep doing what you’re doing.

Too risky

>>40027016
>No, just keep doing what you’re doing.

>>40027016
>>Yes! Push hard, try to mega-evolve with Raistlin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

>>40027016
>Yes! Push hard, try to mega-evolve with Raistlin.

>>40027016
>>No, just keep doing what you’re doing.

>>40027016
>Yes! Push hard, try to mega-evolve with Raistlin.

>>40027244

well that's gonna be stuck in my head all night

>>40027016
>No, just keep doing what you’re doing.

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You focus your mind and try to lose yourself in Raistlin.

It’s so much different. With Devon, you feel how you always feel for the most part, but more if it. An intense desire to protect your pack, a love of flute music, wanting to win and being willing to push hard. You just need to dig in your heels and fight for all you’re worth. Being in sync with him was easy.

With Raistlin, it’s all about cold logic. It’s not that he doesn’t care, it’s just that he firmly believes you have to use your head. No, you have an obligation to use your head to choose the most productive actions and take the most logical paths. You take your time and see how all the pieces connect.

You push. You can do this. You can take it to the next level. You try to feel what he’s feeling. You try to move with him.

Your vision flickers. That’s normal though, right? You had the same thing the first time with Devon. You press on.

Yes. Yes! You can feel it. He’s growing more powerful. He’s going beyond his current form!

A rock flies near Robin. Meloetta appears from seemingly nowhere and attacks whoever sent it. Concern and anger flash and your heart flutters.

You feel pain. Vlad’s been hit, but not hard. You feel more pain. Levi’s been hit by a small shock. You’re feeling pain from everyone now. Every small hit and scrape inflicts itself on you. Individually they’re not bad, but together they start to overwhelm you.

You try to swat it away with your hands, but you just flail meaninglessly. It brings you back as the bruise from where Delmer hit you hurts like hell from working your core muscles like that.

(continued)

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>>40027590
The connection falls apart and you collapse onto all fours. Your only comfort is that before you lost the connection you could tell your side had it all but wrapped up.

You see Delmer struggling against his ropes.

You also feel your consciousness flicker. The attempt to mega-evolve went poorly and you're really feeling it now. Any more activity might take you out.

>Run over and kick him out. No time to get help
>Get a Pokemon to restrain him, assuming your voice works
>Just take a moment to recover. You can’t afford to push yourself and he has a hard knot to get out of.
>Something else

>>40027605
>>Run over and kick him out. No time to get help

>>40027605
>>Get a Pokemon to restrain him, assuming your voice works

>>40027605
>Run over and kick him out. No time to get help

>>40027605

>Run over and kick him out. No time to get help

>>40027605
>Get a Pokemon to restrain him, assuming your voice works

>>40027605
>Run over and kick him out. No time to get help

>>40027605
>>Run over and kick him out. No time to get help
>>Get a Pokemon to restrain him, assuming your voice works
if our voice works, have someone do it, if it doesn't kick the shit out of him

>>40027605
>Run over and kick him out. No time to get help
The prospect of introducing our boot to his face should keep us going. Fuck you, Delmer.

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>>40027605
>Get a Pokemon to restrain him, assuming your voice works

>>40027605
>Get a Pokemon to restrain him, assuming your voice works
All you Metapod!

Also should we apologize to Raistlin for overwhelming him?

>>40027605
>Run over and kick him out. No time to get help

>>40027605

Did Raistlin just devolve?

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>>40027785
Oops. No, I just wasn't paying attentuon to what pic I posted.

>>40027763
>Also should we apologize to Raistlin for overwhelming him?
We can think about that after we're done being overwhelmed

>>40027821
Why didnt we get a roll to see if we could mega with him?

>>40027919
Because you masturbate anon. Thats why.

>>40027919
because it wasn't possible to succeed

>>40027919

probably a combination of fatigue and the fact that he was synced with all our other mons so we got the psycic feedback from all of them. Since we are untrained in any form of psycic stuff, it simply overwhelmed us and left us with a heavy case of fatigue.

Alternatively, Reasons.

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You force yourself up and stumble over to him as quickly as you can while keeping balance.

He looks up at you. “We’re not so different, you and-”

You throw your remaining strength into a hard kick, knocking him out and causing you to fall over beside him.

He was trying to stall you while he worked his way out of the knot.

Your everything hurts and your eyes feel heavy.

“Metapod,” you whisper. “String sh-”

The world goes dark.

“Isn’t this getting old?” Your own voice echoes. Dark Kat appears. “Maybe you just push yourself into unconsciousness because then everyone has to feel sorry for you instead of letting you clean up after yourself.

You sigh. “Come on, really? You’re back to this again? I thought we were past that. I thought we were friends now.”

“Friends call each other out when they’re screwing up.” You see Delmer face down in the mud. “Too scared to do what you know you should have? Are your clean hands worth your friends’ safety?”

>You’re not a murderer. Plain and simple
>He’s going to jail. There’s no more danger after this
>She’s right. You should have just walked away and let him go
>You’re not playing this game. Spend your sleeping time doing something else instead of getting interrogated.
>Something else

>>40028003
>>He’s going to jail. There’s no more danger after this

>>40028003
>He’s going to jail. There’s no more danger after this
>As long as someone lives, there's a chance they can change. look at where we are. I mean, yeah, we might have to kill someone eventually, but as long as we can stop them hurting others without having to kill them, we will

>>40028003
>He’s going to jail. There’s no more danger after this

>>40028003
>She’s right. You should have made sure he can't threaten anyone again

>>40028003
>>You’re not a murderer. Plain and simple
>>He’s going to jail. There’s no more danger after this

>>40028039
>, but as long as we can stop them hurting others without having to kill them, we will
Except you can't, so its a pretty stupid thing to say. You're relying on others to stop him rather than do it yourself.

>>40028003
>>You’re not a murderer. Plain and simple
>>You’re not playing this game. Spend your sleeping time doing something else instead of getting interrogated.

>>40028003
>You’re not a murderer.
Robin's not that forgiving. There we admitted it: we're not good people, just pretending to be good people. Now kindly fuck off.

>>40028003
>You’re not a murderer. Plain and simple
>You’re not playing this game. Spend your sleeping time doing something else instead of getting interrogated.

>>40028003
>If anything it shows that leaving a man hanging off the edge of a cliff without helping him up makes him liable to hold a grudge.

>>40028097
That's not the logic of a sane person. This guy has no pull with any organizations, and Arkham Asylum is a cheap writing device, not a fact of life.

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“He’s going to jail. There’s no more danger.” You really hope that’s true.

She folds her arms. “You think he deserves it?”

“As long as someone lives, there's a chance they can change. Look at where we are. I mean, yeah, we might have to kill someone eventually, but as long as we can stop them hurting others without having to kill them, we will.”

She slithers around you. “I’m sure that will be a comfort to his next victims.”

“I’m not a murderer,” you say flatley. “I refuse to feel guilty about not killing a defenceless person. How is this even a thing?” You know you’re not answering to anyone but your own doubts, but it’s still frustrating. You’re just a girl on a Pokemon adventure. You didn’t ask for this sort of thing. Maybe you’re not a good person, maybe you don’t get the luxury of being naive enough to think the world is a kind and fair place, but you’re trying your best to fake it.

You really want to wake up. Everyone is probably fine, but you hate missing the end. Who knows what sort of curveball could happen while you’re out.

Almost on cue, you feel yourself awaken.

“Mighty fine work,” an unfamiliar, gruff voice says. “Trainers these days are usually too pampered. You kids are alright.”

You see a bearded man talking with your friends. He has a large green cloak, concealing his large frame. Not quite as big as Vance, but he looks tough. You’re in your bed in different clothes. You also see Vance, Jeanine, and Robin in the room. Devon, Meloetta, and Raistlin are there too.

“Ah, you’re awake.” He feeds Devon a treat. “They tell me you’re the one that organized defending your little camp here.”

He must be the ranger. He’s sure making himself at home.

>What took him so long? Why is there just one of him?
>Tell him not to feed your Pokemon without your permission
>Make sure everyone is secure first, worry about pleasantries after
>Tell me we got all that on film
>Something else

>>40028371
>>Make sure everyone is secure first, worry about pleasantries after
>>Tell me we got all that on film

>>40028371
>Make sure everyone is secure first, worry about pleasantries after

>>40028371
>>Make sure everyone is secure first, worry about pleasantries after
>>Tell me we got all that on film
>>Something else
Hug Raistlin, that Mega Evolve attempt must've been hard on him too

>>40028371
>Make sure everyone is secure first, worry about pleasantries after

>>40028371
>>Make sure everyone is secure first, worry about pleasantries after

>>40028371
>Make sure everyone is secure first, worry about pleasantries after
This guy is clearly suspicious. But let's not say anything about it or the film. If he is corrupt he might try to confiscate it as evidence.

We should sit down with Raistlin and ask him if he wants to try to Mega-evolve with us.

>>40028434
>Hug Raistlin, that Mega Evolve attempt must've been hard on him too
Yeah give him a hug

>>40028434
this

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“How is everyone? Are the poachers all secure? Is anyone hurt?”

Vance comes over and gently tries to push you back down onto the bed. “Take it easy. Everything is fine. You got the worst of it.”

Your face is swollen, you can feel it. You lift the blanket and check under your shirt to find a very impressive, deep bruise.

The ranger grunts. “Good priorities. Kat, was it?”

You guess your friends probably filled him in on what happened. You force yourself out of the bed and walk over to Raistlin “That’s me.”

He watches you as you give your Alakazam a hug. “Sorry if I did anything you’re not comfortable with.”

Raistlin offers a noncommittal nod. He’s not upset in the least. You make a mental note to have a conversation about it later.

“Let me guess,” the ranger eats the same treat he had given to Devon, ignoring the slobber on his hand. “Trying to mega evolve that one too?”

Your eyes narrow and you turn your attention to him. You can tell by how your friends react that they didn't tell him that information.

“I wouldn’t be a very good ranger if I didn’t know anything about Pokemon,” he tosses Devon another treat. “Speaking of, you seem to have quite the following. You know, wild Pokemon can sometimes follow a trainer. They get curious, or maybe want to get caught. Sometimes they just want food.” He clears his throat of some phlegm. He seems like the type that doesn’t socialize much. “And that’s fine, to an extent. But evading the 6 Pokemon rule is a pretty serious crime. Those laws protect trainer and Pokemon alike.” His eyes fall on Meloetta and Metapod.

>Change the subject. You know better to confess to anything unless you have to.
>Tell him you plan on catching them both.
>Robin looks like she’s ready to leap to your defense. Give her the okay and let her handle this.
>Lie. Meloetta and Metapod aren’t yours. They’re uhh, Clair’s.
>Something else

>>40028675
>>Tell him you plan on catching them both.
>>Robin looks like she’s ready to leap to your defense. Give her the okay and let her handle this.

>>40028675
>Change the subject. You know better to confess to anything unless you have to.

>>40028675
"Meloetta doesn't belong to anyone. You have a point about the Metapod though."

>>40028675
>Robin looks like she’s ready to leap to your defense. Give her the okay and let her handle this.

We should let her have this

>>40028675
>murmur something about needing to beat them up when we can before snuggling into Robin

>>40028675
>Something else
"It's been a messy couple of days. I Haven't really had a chance to sit down and sort out what we're going to do."

>>40028675
>>40028724

This is good.

>>40028675
>mutter noncomittaly and tiredly, then let Robin loose

>>40028675
>Change the subject. You know better to confess to anything unless you have to.
Right, this guy's crooked as a pikachu tail. He's going to have to arrest us and let us have a lawyer if he wants an interrogation.

>>40028675
>Robin looks like she’s ready to leap to your defense. Give her the okay and let her handle this.

>>40028675
>>Tell him you plan on catching them both.

>>40028675
>"Robin, the big bad ranger's bullying me, help!"
>snuggle into her all fearful-like

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You rub the tiredness out of your eyes as best you can. "It's been a messy couple of days. I haven't really had a chance to sit down and sort out what we're going to do." You make your way to Robin and snuggle into her side. You’re still pretty pooped.

She interposes herself between you and the ranger. “A-according to article 57, subsection 4-b, a trainer isn’t violating the 6 Pokemon rule if wild Pokemon follow them of their own volition. Meloetta and Metapod aren’t being coerced.”

He glances at her. “Metapod is following you under it’s own volition?”

Meloetta flies over and picks Metapod up. She gives the ranger a defiant look, challenging him to call her a liar.

“Story checks out to me.” He grunts. “You all look like you had a rough day. I’ll get the prisoners ready for transport.” He moves to the edge of the tent.

“Alone?” Jeanine says, confused.

He grunts again and takes out what looks like a large stylus. “Pokemon rangers are never alone.” He leaves the tent.

Robin gives you a massive hug and kisses you on the face. She tries to avoid the bruised areas. “Are you alright? I-I mean, really okay?”

You assure her again that you’re fine. She seems really concerned.

Jeanine pipes up. “So what’s the plan now?”

Vance gives you a look. “You really shouldn’t push yourself. Take a day to rest. Faeden isn’t going anywhere.”

Why is he saying it like that?

Oh right. You can probably get Robin’s eye looked after there. He doesn’t want you to rush.

Devon puts his head under your head. Raistlin tries to gently nudge you towards the bed.

>You're fine. Pack up, we’re heading to town ASAP
>Rest for the day, then head out
>Rest for a few days. You shouldn’t move until you’re 100%
>Something else

Gobble is kill

>>40029023
>>Rest for a few days. You shouldn’t move until you’re 100%

We can spend the time training our Pokebros.

>>40029023
>Rest for the day, then head out

>>40029023
>Rest for the day, then head out

>>40029023
>Rest for the day, then head out

>>40029023
>>Rest for a few days. You shouldn’t move until you’re 100%
We could do for a bit of training.

Maybe Mega Raistlin.

>>40029023
>Rest for a few days. You shouldn’t move until you’re 100%
Could be good to train our pokemon, and get an idea of the fallout regarding our show without having to deal with other stuff.

>>40029023
>>Rest for the day, then head out
leave all our pokemon out to do fun stuff, and just laze about and cuddle Robin (and maybe Clair, if she's down for it)

>>40029048
>>40029060
>>40029074

Implying Robin isn't going to tie us down and enforce bedrest

>>40029023
>>Rest for the day, then head out
Make interview for the camera, molest Robin for a bit (just not at the same time!), thank everyone for helping yesterday,

>>40029023
>>Rest for a few days. You shouldn’t move until you’re 100%

>>40029023
>>Rest for a few days. You shouldn’t move until you’re 100%

>>40029060
>Maybe Mega Raistlin.
I think we should drop that idea for a while.

>>40029085
Depending on her means of enforcement, that might not necessary have to be a bad thing.

>>40029023
>Rest for the day, then head out
>Something else
VISUALLY confirm that Delmer is among the prisoners

>>40029023

Rest for a day then see what the situation is like then.
Though perhaps we could find a more scenic location to move our camp to.

>>40029109
I think we should ask Raistlin. We said we need to have a talk with him about it later.

>>40029085
now that sounds fun

>>40029023
>>Rest for the day, then head out

>>40029023
>Rest for a few days. You shouldn’t move until you’re 100%

>>40029023
>Rest for a few days. You shouldn’t move until you’re 100%

>>40029023
>>Rest for a few days. You shouldn’t move until you’re 100%

>>40029085
sounds kinky

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You really want to get to town and get Robin’s eye, but you know the logical thing to do is to at least get some rest before moving out. If you ran into a situation like with the Slaking, your injuries could become a real problem.

“You’re right,” you tell Vance. “We’ll relax for now.” You’re not sure if it’ll just be a day or a few days. You guess you’ll see how things are tomorrow.

“Good!” Robin says, following you unzip a tent screen and look outside. You see the ranger securing Delmer and the others, just like he’s supposed to. “I-I was scared you were going to make me t-tie you up!”

You turn to her and give her your best pouty face. “You mean now you’re not? But I’ve been so bad~”

She turns that comforting shade of crimson you love so much. Vance just rolls his eyes, but Jeanine looks like that gave her an idea.

You probably won’t get a chance to do anything too lewd right now. You’re dead tired and it looks like dawn didn’t break too long ago.

“There’s a small lake nearby,” Vance says. “We’ll need to get water if we’re staying here awhile.” He, Jeanine, and Robin start talking logistics

>Time to have a talk with Raistlin about mega evolution. Maybe ask Clair for input
>Sleep. The faster you recover you recover, the faster you can move
>Talk to the film crew about the show. See where things are at
>Maybe this is a good time to bring up the bikini episode that Kroustou is expecting
>Something else

>>40029329
>>Time to have a talk with Raistlin about mega evolution. Maybe ask Clair for input

>>40029329
>>Time to have a talk with Raistlin about mega evolution. Maybe ask Clair for input

>>40029329
>>Time to have a talk with Raistlin about mega evolution. Maybe ask Clair for input

>>40029329
>Time to have a talk with Raistlin about mega evolution. Maybe ask Clair for input
Double the megas, double the fun!

>>40029329
>>Time to have a talk with Raistlin about mega evolution. Maybe ask Clair for input

>>40029329
>Time to have a talk with Raistlin about mega evolution. Maybe ask Clair for input

>>40029329
>>Sleep. The faster you recover you recover, the faster you can move

"Sleep". As much as we'll get snuggling Clair and Robin.

>>40029329
>Something else
God fucking dammit we left Delmer for dead without confirming anything last time. Are we seriously going to make the same mistake even after our evil twin just finished giving us shit for it?

>>40029329
>Time to have a talk with Raistlin about mega evolution. Maybe ask Clair for input

>>40029329
>Sleep. The faster you recover you recover, the faster you can move

>>40029329
>>Talk to the film crew about the show. See where things are at
>>Maybe this is a good time to bring up the bikini episode that Kroustou is expecting
>>Time to have a talk with Raistlin about mega evolution. Maybe ask Clair for input

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You get up and head to the door. “I’m just going to find Clair,” you tell your friends when they automatically try to stop you. “Don’t worry, I’m not going to beat up Delmer or anything.” You flinch as you make your way to the door.

Vance goes stuff. “If that ranger doesn’t take him away soon, I might.” You forgot that he’s the same guy that robbed Vance and Clair’s dad.

“I’ll go get Clair,” Jeanine offers. “You stay here, big guy.” She gives him a teasing wink. Probably trying to get his mind away from punchy thoughts.

Well, she’ll be a few minutes.

>Ask Vance if he’s any closer to forgiving Clair
>Ask about his sex life
>Get his thoughts on mega evolution
>Tease Robin
>Pet and praise Devon, Raistlin, and Meloetta
>Something else

>>40029611
>Get his thoughts on mega evolution

>>40029611
Ask Vance "Sooo... how are things?" with as much obviously fake nonchalance as you can muster. Let him decide what he wants to say.

>>40029611
>Pet and praise Devon, Raistlin, and Meloetta

Then Tease Robin by asking Vance about his current sleeping arrangements.

>>40029611
>>Ask about his sex life
Time for brotalk

>>40029611
>>Ask about his sex life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtJcfGJbf3o

>>40029611
>Ask about his sex life
This is important

>>40029611
>>Ask about his sex life

>>40029611
>>Ask about his sex life
This is important.

>>40029611
>Ask about his sex life
>Get his thoughts on mega evolution
>Pet and praise Devon, Raistlin, and Meloetta

>>40029649
"Things"

>>40029804
wink wink nudge nudge if you know what I mean

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You lean on Robin as she guides you over to the bed so you can sit down. You decide to ask Vance an open ended question on your way back over. "Sooo... how are things?"

He’s pulled out of his thoughts and his fence unclenches. “Things?”

“You know,” your voice drinks with fake nonchalance. “Things. Jeanine’s looking pretty satisfied these days.”

“Oh. Oh!” He coughs. He scratches the back of his neck and takes on that boyish look. “Yeah. Good. A few times.”

Robin looks between the two of you confused. You exchange a subtle fist bump. “Sounds like the dam really burst for you, huh? Making up for lost time?”

He blushes a little. “I guess.” He doesn’t seem to want to go too much into it with both you and Robin at the same time. He’s the type to actually try to stick to being a gentleman and not kissing and telling. You’ll need to ask Jeanine about details later.

You change the subject and ask his thoughts on Mega Evolution.

“Mega Evolution? I don’t really know. It seems like it’s based on being in sync with your Pokemon, right? Well, Machamp and I get a really good flow going when we’re sparring together. Maybe it’s like that, but... you know. More.”

You spend the rest of the time waiting praising Meloetta, Devon, and Raistlin. You see Vlad outside flying about. Nibbles and Levi are actually gently playfighting. Huh.

(continued)

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>>40029935
Clair comes into the tent with Jeanine. “You look terrible,” she comments. “So, what’s up?”

Jeanine and Vance sneak out of the tent while you lay things out for Raistlin and Clair. Robin just cuddles up next to you and checks over your various cuts and bruises.

“What do you think, Raistlin?”

“He thinks it’s a logical and promising idea, if it can work,” Clair says. “To be honest, seeing you and Devon manage it got me thinking. I’ve been doing a little research.”

“M-me too,” Robin admits. “Gyarados and I have talked about it.”

"So we're all looking to try it out, huh?" You're surprised they haven't brought it up with you before this.

>Try it with Raistlin. See if they can offer advice
>Suggest Robin try with her Pokemon
>Suggest Clair try with her Pokemon
>Suggest they get Jeanine to help act as a bridge
>Offer to let Clair in your head while you mega evolve Devon
>Get everyone to share their research and results, study for a bit
>Something else

>>40029995
>Get everyone to share their research and results, study for a bit
Time for JOLLY COOPERATION!

>>40029995
>>Try it with Raistlin. See if they can offer advice
>Get everyone to share their research and results, study for a bit

>>40029995
>>Get everyone to share their research and results, study for a bit

>>40029995
>>Try it with Raistlin. See if they can offer advice
>>Get everyone to share their research and results, study for a bit

>>40029995
>>Try it with Raistlin. See if they can offer advice

>>40029995
>Get everyone to share their research and results, study for a bit

>>40029995
>>Get everyone to share their research and results, study for a bit
Also apologise to the girls for the ruined... "stargazing" yesterday, you know they were looking forward to it. Even Clair. Especially Clair.

>>40029995
>Get everyone to share their research and results, study for a bit

we could include our experiences Megaevolving Devon. Blurring the lines between what is you and what is your pokemon can be jarring, and Clair can probably provide some insight on it due to Psychic mind stuff...

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You all take turns sharing what you know. The girls have a lot of technical knowledge, but you’re the only one to actually do it. You feel a little unsure since your understanding about it is more to do with the emotional and metaphysical side of things. They’re both approaching it from a scientific standpoint. They ask about your first time.

“I really, really wanted to beat Clair,” you scratch Devon. “No, that’s not quite right. We wanted to beat you. More than we wanted to breath.”

“I choose to take that as praise,” Clair says, putting her hands behind her head. “Go on.”

“Well, I think it’s because Devon have a...special....bond....” you trail off as they both sort of glare you you. “Not to say you and your Pokemon don’t. I just mean that we end up thinking the same thing. The line between who was who got a bit...blurred. We weren’t Pokemon and Trainer. It was more like, we were one entity in two bodies.” You turn to Clair. “Is that a thing psychics do?”

She shakes her head. “Only the kind that drool and need therapy.”

(continued)

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>>40030269
“I think I get it,” Robin says. “You and Devon act like equals.” She toys with a Pokeball. “When Gyarados was a Magikarp, I focused on trying to make sure he didn’t feel scared, and that he sense how scared I was. I wanted to give him an environment to grow and shield him from the hard parts of growing up.”

“Yeah, you’re a real special case.” Clair rolls her eyes. “You care a lot about your Pokemon, totally unlike everyone else.”

Robin doesn’t get offended. “That’s not what I mean. I act too...motherly with them. Compensation, I guess.”

There’s an awkward silence. Clair looks into the wall. “You know how I said I learned more about being a psychic from my Pokemon? I guess I look at them as teachers more than anything. Like...second parents, almost. At least, that’s how I feel with Alakazam and Gardevoir.” She sighs. “I guess you can’t get into sync with them with that mindset?”

They both turn their attention to you and Devon. They’re looking for how you’d characterize your relationship.


>Friends
>Siblings
>Kindred souls
>You wouldn't characterize it at all. It just is
>You think they're not following the right line of thinking with this
>You don’t know
>Something else

>>40030290
>You wouldn't characterize it at all. It just is

>>40030290
Partners with the same goal in mind.
To be the very best like no one ever was

>>40030290
>You wouldn't characterize it at all. It just is
I am not good at this help

>>40030290
>siblings
He's like a fraternal twin brother, is how I would characterize it

>>40030290
>You think they're not following the right line of thinking with this
Don't get me wrong, you're both bros, but this is something of a wavelength level.

>>40030290
>Something else
"He's my fursona."

>>40030290
>>Siblings
Or brothers at arms.

>>40030290
>>Friends
>>Siblings
>>Kindred souls
>>I'm not sure how to characterize it. It just is
maybe its all of those and none of those, like taking that first step is the only hard part before it just seems so obvious

>>40030290
>You think they're not following the right line of thinking with this
No, don't be friends with the dog, you ARE the dog, BE the dog.

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You’re usually pretty good with words, but right now they’re beyond you. “Siblings, maybe? We’re just, I don’t know, together. We have the same goal in mind. It just ‘is.’” You struggle to explain. “I’m not even sure if this is the right line of thought. We just become the same being, or something.” You really can’t describe it.

They take a moment to reflect on that.

You head back out of the tent briefly to watch the ranger taking the others away. Your eyes squint and you notice a second ranger watching from the bushes. That makes sense. If one of the prisoners tries anything, they’ll do it when they think they’re not being watched.

The camera crew seems preoccupied dealing with lawyers using some sort of satellite phone, and also going over footage. It looks like your show won’t be hurting for material for awhile.

You slowly lay down on the bed again. It really hurts to do most movements. You feel pretty heavy right now too.

You dwell on your options for the morning.
>Rest. You should be taking it easy.
>Study in bed (specify subject)
>Sit somewhere and train a Pokemon
>”So, Robin, about trying me up...”
>Offer to make up for the “stargazing” Robin and Clair missed out on last night
>Something else
[Last update for tonight]

>>40030476
>”So, Robin, about trying me up...”

>>40030476
>>”So, Robin, about trying me up...”

>>40030476
>Sit somewhere and train a Pokemon

>>40030476
>”So, Robin, about trying me up...”
In the morning though, after a good long rest.

>>40030476
>>Rest. You should be taking it easy.
>>Promise to make up for the “stargazing” Robin and Clair missed out on last night when you get better

>>40030476
>”So, Robin, about trying me up...”
That's a butt, turkey-man.

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>>40030494
>>40030476
[Fuck, I meant "tying". My bad.]

>>40030476
>”So, Robin, about trying me up...”

>>40030476
I've got a funny feeling about these rangers.

>>40030476
>Sit somewhere and train a Pokemon

Train first lewd later

>>40030513
Eh, you got the point across, no big deal.

>>40030511
>Eayer
[I don't suppose you're willing to post a butt of your own, are you?]

>>40030517
They're bunch of weirdos living in the woods. Of course they seem funny. Doesn't mean they're shady.

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>>40030517
That just means you're growing up.

But naw, they're probably Imperium goons.

>>40030530
If I had any that wouldn't get me the hammer.

>>40030536
That's exactly what a shady ranger would say.

>>40030559
>You must be at least this paranoid to enter this Pokemon League.jpg

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>>40030513

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>>40030600
>40030600
>4 * 3 = 12
>12 + 6 = 18
>There are five 0s
>18 + 5
>23

TWENTY-THREE!
TWENTY-THREE!!!

>>40030600
PokeMonning_Intensifies.jpg

4chan is kill.