>>40013684
>Sure, let's go

>>40013684
>>Sure, let's go

>>40013817
>>40013830
>Sure, let's go

You can feel yourself getting a bit excited. Your calm, though somewhat depressing life was constant and predictable for a long time. It was suddenly thrown upside-down when you discovered your oni essence. Now all the chaos can finally end if you play your cards right, or it can get much worse if you mess this up.

You consider getting help from T.G., but you don't want to get your friend involved. This isn't a gang brawl, this is an assault upon the demon king himself. Would you really ask your best friend to risk eternal damnation for you when it can be avoided?

You take a deep breath. "Sure, let's go." You quickly wash your face, brush your teeth and get dressed. With your trusted pistol at your side, you feel as ready as you're ever going to be.

Lilith clasps her hands together and what looks like a tear in reality itself appears for her, large enough for both of you to pass through. Lilith enters first. "Be on your guard, Hikki. The Enforcers may be gone but we'll have to deal with the regular guards first."

Roll d20

>>40013950

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40013950

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40013950

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40013950

>>40013992
>>40013997
>>40014027
>Critical faillure

You jump through the portal and find yourself in the demon realm. It is much different from the traditional depictions of hell you're familliar with. In fact, other than a bloodred sun and an orange sky, it does not look too different from earth.

You find yourself in front of a large palace, presumably that of the demon king, but Lilith is nowhere to be found. You make your way hoping to find her inside, but all you're confronted with are some of the Demon Kings guards. Judging by your experience, you assume that you can take them on but you're gravely mistaken. Despite being armed with outdated weapons such as spears and swords, the guards are far stronger than any human you've ever met and quickly overpower you.

When you regain your senses, you find yourself in an underground cell. It's dark and damp, with the only source of light being a small, barred window high up, near the ceiling.

>Await your fate
>Try to break open the prison door
>Try to climb your way to the window and break out
>Write-in

>>40014105
>Try to break open the prison door

>>40014105
>>Try to break open the prison door

>Write-in

Summon your weight's worth in steroids into your blood with your magic, and break open the jail door

>>40014114
>>40014118
>Try to break open the prison door?

You may be captured for now, but you don't intend to just wait for whatever horrible fate inevitably awaits you. You're closer than ever and you're not planning to give up anytime soon. You try to muster all the strength you have to tear the prison door off its hinges and liberate yourself.

Roll d20

Considering it's just the two of you right now, I hope you don't mind it if I reduce the waiting time to 10 minutes until some other players arrive?

>>40014241
>Considering it's just the two of you right now, I hope you don't mind it if I reduce the waiting time to 10 minutes until some other players arrive?

You missed my decisive post.

>>40014260
Yeah, shit. And I refreshed before posting too. Sorry mate.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40014241

Rolled 11 (1d20)

powa

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>40014241

>>40014341
>>40014366
>>40014451
You prepare yourself for a moment, then try to pull the door off its hinges. At first it doesn't budge, but with a few more attempts and a lot of strenght, you finally manage to tear it down with a loud clang. You exit your cell and look around you, but luckily for you there is no guard around.

That's one of your problems solved, at least. The other is how you'll move on from here. You're alone in a dungeon you don't know the lay-out of and your only contact here is currently in an unknown location. You ponder over what to do next.

>Try to escape the dungeon, then find a safe way to gate back to your world
>Try to escape the dungeon, then find your way to the demon king
>Try to knock out a guard and disguise yourself
>Write-in

>>40014484
>Try to knock out a guard and disguise yourself

>>40014484
>Try to knock out a guard and disguise yourself

>>40014484
>>Try to knock out a guard and disguise yourself

>>40014503
>>40014521
>>40014523

You feel unsafe. You're unarmed and easily recognizable. Luckily, you think up a way to solve both problems: if you knock out a guard, you can disguise yourself and claim his weapon as a nice bonus. That should allow you to find your way out of the dungeon without drawing too much attention.

You leave to sneak through the dungeons hallways, looking for an isolated and seemingly vulnerable guardsman to attack.

Roll d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>40014631

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40014631

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40014631

>Natural 20
You sneak your way through the halls of the dungeon without encountering any guards. You start to wonder if it's empty or if you're just really lucky.

It turns out you're just really, really lucky. After wandering around aimlessly for a bit, you discover what appears to be a lavatorium for the guards. You step inside to discover a changing room with multiple uniforms and weapons. You quickly find a uniform that fits you relatively well and grab yourself some gear: a sword, a shield and a spear. You also manage to nab yourself a map of the dungeon. Glossing over it reveals that the dungeon is located right under the palace. Convenient!

>Go through all the cells, try to locate Lilith
>Keep your eyes on the prize, go straight for the throneroom
>Write-in

>>40014771
>Go through all the cells, try to locate Lilith

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40014771
>>Go through all the cells, try to locate Lilith

>>40014771
>>Go through all the cells, try to locate Lilith

>>40014820
>>40014874
>>40015009
You decide to look for Lilith in the other cells. She's your guide here, and a powerful ally to boot. If you can get her out of here, taking out the Demon king should be a lot easier.

You make your way through the halls and look through each of the prison cell door's small windows. You find various prisoners and a few empty cells, but no Lilith. During your rounds you encounter a few guards, but other than an acknowledging nod they don't seem to bother you.

After a long search, you finally find the cell where Lilith is located.
>Break her out, fight your way to the throne room
>Break her out, pretend the demon king wants to see her
>Leave her there, come back for her after you're done with the demon king
>Write-in

>>40015069
>Break her out, pretend the demon king wants to see her

>>40015069
>>Break her out, fight your way to the throne room

>>40015083
>>40015084
You want Lilith with you, but you also don't want to start a fight and alert the demon king of your presence. You need to get Lilith to the throne room without any conflict. You decide it's best to pretend the king asked for her. Considering she's a (former) Enforcer, that doesn't sound too implausible.

You open the door with a key. Lilith instantly recognizes you. "Hikki? How'd you get that uniform? You're pretty impressive, you know that?".

You're admittedly touched by the compliment, but don't have any time to stroke your ego. Instead you explain the plan. "Lilith, let's pretend the demon king asked to see you. If we're lucky, we can get to the throne room without a problem."

Roll d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40015272

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>40015272

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40015272

>>40015294
>>40015300
>>40015416
>You guys are on a roll today!

As you pass through the dungeons halls, you encounter no less than four guards questioning you. However, all of them seem convinced by your excuse and don't press the matter any further. The same applies when you make your way up to the palace. Inside you encounter no less than eight guards, but all of them seem to buy into your excuse. You don't know whether you're extraordinarily lucky, or just that skilled. The first doubters you encounter are the two guards standing right outside of the throne room. They look at eachother and whisper a few matters two eachother, before finaly letting you pass to the throne room.

The throne room is extravagant. A beautiful glass ceiling allows the red sun to shine in, illuminating it completely. The pure, white walls are decorated with golden depictions of various monsters, demons and dragons. The floor is covered with various richly decorated and soft carpets, and in the middle of it all sits the demon king. An elderly, grey-haired and redskinned demon sitting on a large cushion that not only fits his entire body, but also leaves enough room for various concubines.

As you and your "prisoner" enter the throne room, he eyes you with suspicion. "What is the meaning of this?! I did not ask to see any of my prisoners. Is this a mistake or just a bad joke?"

>"My apologies, we'll leave right away"
>"The only mistake is that you're still alive"
>[Write-in cliché one-liner here]

>>40015538
>"The only mistake is that you're still alive"

>>40015538
>>"The only mistake is that you're still alive"

>>40015538
>I have a question for you?
>Is your wife hot?

>>40015572
>>40015606
The hour of the final showdown has finally arrived. You use your spear to cut the rope tying Lilith's wrists together and hand her your primary weapon, drawing your sword for yourself. "The only mistake is that you're still alive!" you proclaim loudly. "

The demon king stands up and sends his concubines flying all over the throneroom with a burst of demonic energy. "You've come to challenge me, and you've actually managed to turn one of my agents against me?". Surprisingly, your most powerful foe yet can't help but laugh. "I'm going to enjoy destroying both of you!"

Roll d20, this time the DC is 15

>>40015538
>My name Hikki Morri
>I killed my Father and fucked my Mother
>Prepare to die

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>40015854

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40015854
lets use this>>40015857

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>40015871
>>40015877
>>40015880
These rolls

>>40015795
>>40015857
These lines

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40015896
can we use our best of three now?

>>40015933
>When asked for a roll, I'm going with the best of three.

We always have best of three now.

>>40015957
oh sweet, was late to thread, so i skipped reading everything that wasnt plot

>>40015896
Together with Lilith, you start an assault on the demon king. The profane monarch blasts both of you back with a wave of demonic energy and summons a sword of his own out of thin air. With a powerful charge he engages you in melee combat. "Tell me, who is the brat that dares oppose me?".

You will gladly inform him who is about to kill him. "My name is Hikki Mori, I killed my father and fucked my mother. Prepare to die."

The king laughs loudly, barely even paying attention to his former Enforcer flanking him. He casually deflects her blows with a smaller sword he summons in his left hand, focusing his attacks on you. "You really are as depraved as they say! Depraved and stupid, if you think you can take my throne!"

"It's not just your throne I've come for!" you say with a wicked grin as you parry his strikes. "I've come for everything! Your crown, your palace, your concubines... I have a question for you: is your wife hot? I might just claim her too."

Rather than irritated, the demon king is thrilled. "Amazing! Hottest woman I've ever seen! Your mother though, quite excellent for a woman who pushed a piece of oni filth out of her womb!".

Engrossed in the mutual taunting, the demon king becomes careless and one of your blows manages to slide past his defenses, grazing his cheek and causing a shallow wound. The demon king barely seems to notice it however. "She'd make an excellent addition to my harem. When I'm done teaching you a lesson, I'll defile her right in front of you!"

Roll d20 + Write-in

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40016054
And when I win, I'm going to face fuck you, while I make you watch YOUR mother fuck a pack of dogs!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40016054

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Raise both arms and yell

WOLOLOLOLOLO

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40016054

>>40016087
>>40016159
>>40016178
17

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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40016152
>trying to cheat
bad anon

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"And when I win, I'm going to facefuck you! While I make you watch YOUR mother fuck a pack of dogs!" you roar, battering on the demon king with your sword.

The battle ranges on with the three of you exchanging blows with such intensity, the glass ceiling starts to crack. You wail away with all your might, until the demon king kicks you to the other side of the room, sending you crashing into the wall. For now, the fight is between the demon king and Lilith.

As you regain your footing, you notice a concubine cowering in the corner. Against the powerful demon king, any numerical advantage is welcome. Using the only diplomatic skill you have gained in your time as a NEET, you try to convince her to join with your most smooth words: you raise your arms into the air and mumble "Wololo wololo ayoyoyo wololo!". You get no response, maybe because she isn't a combat unit?

Forgetting about conversions, you blindside the demon king and cut his back open. Your slash leaves a deep wound behind, but the demon king keeps on fighting. "You sneaky little coward. You're actually making me work up a sweat!"

Roll d20 + write-in. DC is still 15.

>>40016279
Oh, I hadn't even noticed that. I'll let it slide for now, but thanks for informing me.

And come on guys, let's not cheat!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40016305

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Clear throat, focus on glorious mother Windows 95, and raise arms again.

"WOLOLOOOOO"

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40016305
I expect I'll be repeating those words to you, when I make you my naughty little cockslave

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>40016305
Shoot a fucker in the face

>>40016352
>>40016449
>>40016456
19

"I'll expect I'll be repeating those words to you, when I make you my naughty little cockslave!". With those words, you unleash a barrage of blows on the demon king. You start out by bashing him in the face with your shield, followed by multiple stabs towards his torso, quite a significant portion of them hitting their mark. Lilith joins in with a few stabs and swipes of her own. Using his swords and manipulation of demonic energy, the demon king barely manages to survive the onslaught.

"You!" roars a weakened demon king, barely even able to stand up straight. "I'll end you!". With his last bit of power, the demon king rushes in for a final assault.

>Kill him
>Merely subdue him
>Write-in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>40016541
>>Kill him

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>40016541
>Subdue him
Can't have a naughty little cockslave if hes dead
until we master necromancy anyways

>>40016541
>>Kill him
>Bang

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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40016541
>Subdue him

>>40016541
>Merely subdue him

>>40016588
>>40016653
>>40016696
Subdue

>>40016579
>>40016597
Kill

The demon king attacks you with wild strikes and stabs, but due to his weakened state you can dodge or deflect them with the greatest ease. "Is this the powerful and feared demon king? Pathetic! You're so pathetic, you even make my ass laugh!". Deciding it's time to end this pitiful display, you sidestep your opponent and bash your shield into the back fo his head, sending him sprawling to the ground and knocking him out cold.

That was surprisingly easy. With minimal opposition you were able to make your way to the throne room, and with the help of your new ally you were able to subdue the demon king. Perhaps it was a bit too easy... but you're not complaining. You're the new demon king after all, right?

Roll d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40016815

That was too easy, why was that so easy Lilith?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40016815
>inb4 Lilith betrays us.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40016815

>>40016847
>>40016849
>>40016857
I apologize for being so predictable

You whipe some sweat off your brow and look at the result of your hard work: a shattered throne room, some cowering concubines and an unconcious king. You have to be honest with yourself: you're damned proud of yourself. And to think that just a few weeks ago you were a NEET with no prospects! You turn around to thank the woman who made it all possible, only to find her spear firmly lodged into your midriff.

It stings, but you're able to back off. It leaves behind a deep and profusely bleeding wound, but nothing fatal. You've had worse things happen to you, like that time you were pumped full of bullets in a gangster's basement.

Roll a d20
>"Lilith? Why?"
>"So many moms to fuck, so little time..."
>Write-in

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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40016847
>cheating again
shameful anon

Oh COME ON, I saw you rolling that 5. Don't be a cheater, man.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>40016921
>>"So many milfs to fuck, so little time..."

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>40016921
>"So many moms to fuck, so little time..."
>"Guess I'll have to add yours too the list as well Lilith."

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40016921
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal. Of course you now that you tried to fuck me over, well I'm going to literally fuck you over.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40016921
>"So many moms to fuck, so little time..."

>>40016925
>nat 20

So we fuck her to death, right?

>>40016979
We use our cock to make her surrender

>>40016925
>>40016952
>>40016955
Natural 20

>>40016979
>>40017003
...I'm.... going to abide you. But only because of that natural 20.

>>40017019
It was a joke, but I dont mind.

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"Thanks for being of such use to me!" growls Lilith, a stern expression on her face as she assumes a combat stance. "But there's no way I'm letting a psychopath like you take over. You got rid of the big problem, now I'll take out the rest of the trash!"

She thrusts her spear at your head, but overestimates how much the battle against the demon king exhausted you. You grab her spearhead and twist it around, forcing her to the ground. "You tried to fuck me over? I knew this was going too well." You then position yourself over your helpless opponent. "Of course, this means I'm going to fuck you over! Literally!"

You flip her on her back and tear down her pants despite her struggles. "You monster! You're just as bad as the old king!". You pay her no mind and force your length inside of her, to which she responds with a soft whimper. You start out with a few gentle thrusts, but quickly you increase your speed. Despite trying to keep up appearances, she finds that her moans become harder and harder to suppress. "You fiend! I-I won't stand f-f-or...f-".


Before she can finish her sentences, the two of you reach your climax. As you pull your length out of her, she collapses to the floor, gasping for air. "I-I can't... after all this planning....there's no way...".

You get up, admittedly weak a bit in the knees, and mock your opponent. "There was a way. Maybe your mother's next. So many moms to fuck, so little time..."

>Claim the throne, make it official
>Fulfill your promise to the demon king
>Go MILFhunting
>Write-in

Now I can only think of one reason why the Demon King was so prudish and tyrannical: his daughter is hot, and curious. Thus, he shelters her from the worlds' vices. We should go waifu his sheltered daughter!

>>40017170
>Claim the throne and maybe the crown if there is one, make it official

>>40017170
>Fulfill your promise to the demon king

>>40017170
>Go waifu the youkaihime.

>>40017170
>Claim the throne, make it official
Fuck Lillith While your sitting on it for good measure, she needs to know we're the king.

>>40017170
>Claim the throne, make it official
>Fulfill your promise to the demon king
Send one of our new loyal minions to fetch Liliths mother and every family member the king has

>>40017170
>Claim the throne, make it official
>Fulfill your promise to the demon king
>Go MILFhunting

>>40017170
>Fulfill your promise to the demon king

>>40017170
>>Claim the throne, make it official
>>Tell you what, you can be Demon PM if you want. I don't really care for the administrative side of things. I just wanted the demons to stop coming after me.

>>40017170
>Fulfill your promise to the demon king
SUMMON THE DEMON DOGS!

>>40017208
>>40017223
>>40017227
>>40017241
>>40017288
Claim the throne

>>40017212
>>40017227
>>40017241
>>40017244
It's not gay if balls aren't touching

>>40017176
>>40017220
Pure waifu

>>40017241
MILFhunting

You walk up to the FORMER demon king and slap him awake. When he has regained his senses, you can see his eyes grow wide in fear as you unzip your pants. You decide to calm him down with some less than comforting words. "Don't worry, I'm not a sexist! I'm an equal opportunity fuck machine!". With that, you grab him by the cheeks and force your length deep into his throat. With yells and curses muffled by your member, you thrust deeply into his throat over and over again, before finally reaching a second climax and filling his mouth with your liquids.

The former king falls to his hands and knees, coughing and trying to catch his breath until you kick him in the gut hard enough to roll him over to his back. "Don't get any stains on MY carpet!".

After that, you claim his crown and put it on your own head. You then slam open the doors of the throne room and shout for all to hear: "The king has been vanquished, long live the new king!". A few guards come in to confirm it, and look upon you with awe and fright. Soon the palace is filled with shouts, informing all that there's a new king in the demon realm.

>Offer the old king a job as prime minister
>Go MILFhunting
>Waifu the youkaihime
>Order your new soldiers to bring over your human world waifus
>Write-in

>>40017416
>Order your new soldiers to bring over your human world waifus

then while they're doing that

>Waifu the youkaihime

>>40017416
Aifu the youkaihime in front of her father and lilith
>cripple the old king and make a public example of him
>go MILFhunting
Yup, time to relax a bit

>>40017416
>>Order your new soldiers to bring over your human world waifus
>Waifu the youkaihime

>>40017416
>Waifu the youkaihime, her babbies be strong.

>>40017416
>Orrder your new soldiers to bring over your human world waifus

>>40017416
>MILFhunting, fetch Liliths and the demon kings mother
>Put those two twats in a sex dungeon
>Order your new soldiers to bring over your human world waifus
Boy will dr waifu be confused

>>40017447
>>40017472
>>40017482
>>40017483
Waifu the youkaihime

>>40017472
>>40017501
MILFhunting

>>40017488
>>40017501
Fetch human waifus

>>40017532
My post in >>40017447 also included fetching human waifus.

You shout your commands at your new guards. "My first orders as your new king are as follows: first, you will retrieve the mothers of the old king and the Enforcer known as Lilith! Then you will retrieve three women from the human world: a doctor known as Maria Andrews, the widow of the Mori household and the waitress known as Judy from the Drive 'n Dine diner!". With their orders clear, the guards hurry to make the preparations and inform those needed of your latest orders.

As this is happening, and you've appointed guards to watch over the mess you've left in the throne room, you search for the old kings daughter. Some guards escort you to her chambers, where you can find her. She's a tall, slender, young woman with red skin like her father and tall, flowing, black hair. She looks over you with her stern, piercing black eyes. "So you're the new king, then?" spits the princess. "You've come to claim my purity as part of your spoils? Do as you must, but you will never have my mind nor my heart."

The moment has come to pick a waifu and delegate the rest to concubinage. Pick a waifu:
>Dr. Andrews
>Mom
>Judy
>Youkaihime
>Lilith
>Write-in

>>40017630
>>Dr. Andrews

>>40017630
>MOMMY
Doing dad proud

>>40017630
>Dr. Andrews

>>40017630
>Mom

>>40017630
>>Dr. Andrews
>>Told you I was going to be Demon King.

Also, taunt the princess by not having sex with her but she can hear every time we bang until she starts begging for sex.

>>40017630
>Mom
oh this is going to get samefagged to shit

>>40017630
>Youkaihime
Her heart will be ours.

>>40017676
>Also, taunt the princess by not having sex with her but she can hear every time we bang until she starts begging for sex.
Does that include when we're banging her dad?

>>40017630
>Mom
I vote we actually dont fuck the princess, and instead become anime bros with her, debating about whos waifu is more shit
Rei is worst girl, princess, Asuka a best

>>40017630
>Lilith and Youkahime
Seriously, WE make the rulei

>>40017630
>Mom

>>40017630
FUCK IT WERE THE KING
I DECLARE THE KING CAN NOW MARRY AN ENTIRE HAREM!

>>40017654
>>40017663
>>40017676
First girl is best girl

>>40017661
>>40017671
>>40017676
>>40017680
>>40017708
>>40017785
The one who loved you from birth

>>40017695
>>40017726
Hime-sama (and Lilith)

>>40017854
Marry ALL the waifus!

>>40017630
>Lilith
Queen in chains please

>>40017863
...Wait, one Andrews Vote made it into the mom category by accident. It's Four votes for Andrews vs 6 for mom. Just clarifying my error.

>>40017882
Write endings for all of them like in Heretical Love Quest.

Before long, all your waifus are gathered in the throneroom with varying expressions. Maria, the first woman you've ever been intimate with, appears to be mostly confused. Understandable, for a woman who thought she was the only one for you. She now has to deal with an entire harem.

Your mother seems struck down, depressed. You find that she has a hard time holding back her tears but she manages.

Judy is furious. She finds multiple opportunities to curse your name for literally dragging her to hell despite barely knowing her.

Lilith and her mother are mostly in fear, awaiting their fate. The demon kings mother could not be found, as she had deceased many years prior to your take-over.

Finally, the former princess has an aura of contempt. It's clear that she obviously does not acknowledge you as king.

In the end you break the promise made to Maria and pick your mom to be your new waifu, adding the others to the harem. You decide to spare the old king and appoint him as your prime minister, if only to win the favor of the youkaihime.

>Spend some private time with [write-in]
>Take care of the coronation and your wedding
>Take the harem for a test ride
>Write-in

>>40017994
>Take the harem for a test ride

>>40017994
>Spend some private time with Judy and Youkahime
>Okay, I know you're both hating me
>But have either of you ever watched the masterpiece Boku no Pico?

>>40017994
>>Take the harem for a test ride

>>40017994
>Take the harem for a test ride

>>40017994
>Spend some private time with Mom and Maria
Cheer up Mom, can't have a depressed waifu. Introduce her to the women who made us so good at fucking Mom, that'll perk her up

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40018029
this this this

>>40017994
Seconding >>40018062

>>40017994
>>40018062
agreed

>>40017994
>take Youkaihime for a test ride
>Take care of the coronation and your wedding

>>40018006
>>40018034
>>40018050
Test the harem

>>40018029
>>40018064
Boku no stop being so upset

>>40018062
>>40018090
>>40018118
You know what will cheer mom up? Meeting the woman I was cheating on with her!

>>40018122
Test hime-sama

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>40018267
...Forgot the roll
1- Harem
2- Mom

All your waifus are here and you've already decided that your mother will be your main wife. However, you can't help but notice that your mother is on the verge of tears. You order your guards to escort all waifus save for your mother and Maria to their new residences, and order your new prime minister to prepare your cabinet.

That leaves you with the first two women you've been with. You decide to introduce them to eachother, to see if this will better her mood. "Mom, meet Maria. She's a doctor at a small clinic in the North of town. She's the one that made us good at love making!"

"M-my husband is dead". Your mother can barely manage to say these words between sobs and heaves. "You've killed my husband, your own father, and all you can think about are your new girlfriends? Hikki, how could you?". Looks like she heard what really happened.

>You weren't complaining when I was inside you
>Hey, he tried to kill me first!
>You can't make an omelette without killing some dads
>Write-in

>>40018402
>Hey, he tried to kill me first!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>40018402
>Hey, he tried to kill me first!
>You can't make an omelette without killing some dads
>Think about it this way, now you're the demon queen. I've done better by you than he ever did

>>40018402
>You can't make an omelette without killing some dads

>>40018402
>Hey, he tried to kill me first!

>>40018402
>>Hey, he tried to kill me first!
>>I tried talking to him about not killing me but he just ignore me and stabbed me.

>>40018421
>>40018429
>>40018453
>>40018480
He started it!

>>40018429
>>40018437
Can't make an omelette without killing some... no.... one dad in the grave is worth more than ten in the b-.... no.... wait, it's on the tip of my tongue!

This is a serious matter, you must try to comfort your mother and bride-to-be. You decide to just be truthful. "Mom, I didn't want it but he tried to kill me first. He came to my house, told me I needed to be killed so I wouldn't start a mess. I had no choice". Your mother seems to calm down a bit, but she's still huffing and puffing.

Maria tries to help you out a little. "His corpse is still at my clinic. If you want to say goodbye or something, there's still a chance".

Your mother nods betwen sobs. "Yes, I'd like that very much".

>Accompany them
>You have more important things to do, like your coronation and shit
>Write-in

>>40018701
>Maria, you're a bro, youre third in charge of the harem
>Boku no pico with Judy and the princess

>>40018701
>Accompany them

>>40018701
>Accompany them

>>40018701
>>Accompany them
Go in first and make sure the corpse is staying dead.

>>40018701
>You have more important things to do, like your coronation and shit

>>40018731
this and send some guards to invite T.G. to hell, we got fat assed succubus hoes everywhere

>>40018731
>>40018776
I've got better things to do, like watching Boku no Pico for the 64th time.

>>40018747
>>40018755
>>40018759
I'm coming with them.

>>40018777
I like succubutts and I cannot lie.

You decide that you can afford a quick trip back to the human realm to accompany your two favorite waifus. You command the guards to take care of the palace in your absence and then you're in your way.

The gate one of the courtiers provided for you sends you directly into Maria's clinic. She leads you to the room where the corpses are stored and you remain vigilant. You want to make sure that your father remains dead. Luckily there's nothing to worry about, Maria retrieves your fathers corpse without any problems.

Your mothers hands tremble as she bring them closer to the corpse. With one hand she locks fingers with her dead beloved, with the other she strokes his cheek. "Ryuga... you're so... cold...". She rests her head on his chest and tries to hold back some sobs. "Please, leave me alone with my husband."

>Epilogue incoming

The following days, back in the demon realm, were filled with festivities. Your coronation left the inhabitants of the demon realm hopeful of change in their favor and your marriage drew quite a crowd.

Your wife, and mother, remained distant for the first few weeks of your marriage. However, over time she warmed up. By talking with Maria and Lilith, she learned more about Ryuga's fate and confirmed that it was her husband who provoked the conflict. While still upset about the demise of her husband, she could not bring herself to keep resenting her son over it.

Maria also became distant in the first few weeks. She felt betrayed and cheated on, and not without reason. Her anger only lasted a few days, but your relationship never fully recovered. She still loved you, but you were never as close or intimate as in the days when she thought she was your one and only.

Judy and Lilith were furious, until you opened their hearts and minds to the beauty of Boku no Pico. They left the experience utterly mindbroken, making them into obedient little concubines.

Your relationship with the former princess remains a touchy issue. She eventually accepted her role as your concubine, but remained contemptuous of you. She kept her distant demeanor under all circumstances, believing that giving in to you in any way would signify a surrender.

Her fathers feelings were more mixed. Your lazy nature meant that, as prime minister, he was effectively in charge of the demon realm as if he were never dethroned in the first place. However, he still does not approve of your defiling of the apple of his eye.

Lilith's mother, a widow, actually decided that being the concubine to a younger man wasn't too bad. She spent her days ara ara~ing her new beloved. You would often have her feed you grapes as you rested in her laps.

You also invited T.G. to live with you in the demon realm, making sure he'd never run out of phat succubutts.

1/2

>>40019133
Finally, you had the throne room restored to its old splendor with one minor change: a widescreen LCD television with built-in DVD player to ensure T.G. and yourself could always watch the latest anime along with your respective harems. While he still remained unfortunately fascinated with shonenshit, you eventually opened up his heart and mind to the beauty of cute girls doing cute things.

In the end, you led a life of pleasure, hedonism, anime and manga while the former demon king remained the power behind the throne. The moral of the story is: you can take a NEET out of unemployment, but you can't take the unemployment out of a NEET.

~*END OF QUEST*~

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Fucking Christ this quest was weird, well done.

>>40019182
>Demon God Hikki
>Mindbreak via gay shota
>Christmas cake demon
Best end

Aw, poor Maria. Hey OP, would our harem's feelings for us change if we made them wives instead of concubines?

>>40019182
Nice quest mate, looking forward to your next one.

First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for sticking around as long as they did. Thank you for playing, and thank you for being so patient with me. I hope you've had as much fun as I had.

Second of all, the next quest will probably be up tuesday. I have two ideas for a quest and have a hard time choosing, so I'll let you choose through a poll. The ideas I had are the following:

>Peasant Quest
Welcome to the land of Alazar! A land where righteous warrior fight the hordes of evil, brave paladin keep the demonic hordes at bay and noble knights save damsels from terrible dragons. You... are not one of them. You're one of the many oft-forgotten peasants working yourself to the bone in order to ensure the kingdom remains fed.

>Artist Quest
Late 19th century Paris: the City of Lights has recovered from the Franco-Prussian war and has now entered a new golden age in what would later be known as the Belle Époque. La belle Paris would attract and produce some of the greatest artists of the time. You are a failed artist, believing that his faillures are caused by his lack of suffering. After all, every great artist was a tortured and misunderstood soul, right?

The poll is here: http://strawpoll.me/4386913
The result will be made known on twitter tomorrow.

>>40019255
Yeah, the wife would obviously be favored. If Maria were the wife, she'd have less reason to resent you and your relationship would've recovered to its old glory.

>>40019197
>>40019223
Thanks m8s.

>>40019182
Y'know, I never imagined this quest would turn out like this when I started following it. I'm glad it did, though. Thanks for running!

>>40019325
Can you write up the different alternate waifu paragraphs so every non-motherfucker can be satisfied?

>>40019325
It's been a hell of a ride, thanks for running, QM.

Be honest, on a scale of one to ten, how uncomfortable did the incest stuff make you?

>>40019325
>Fantasy background character quest
Fuck yeah man

>>40019325
>>Artist Quest

How Hitler are we going to be?

>>40019344
>Y'know, I never imagined this quest would turn out like this when I started following it.
You and me both. I expected a light-hearted adventure about a NEET trying and failing at various jobs while trying to cope with his creepy uncle.

>>40019370
Shit, I'll try. One for wife Maria, one for wife Lilith and one for Youkaihime wife, right? Unless you guys are really interested in Judy and Lilith's mother.

>>40019373
You're welcome, and I'd probably put it on a 7 though it got less bad with time. I guess near the end I started embracing that Hikki is just chaotic evil.

>>40019405
>WW1 with French Hitler
At this point, I don't even put it beyond you guys.

>>40019454
You's the man, QM! Not that interested in Lilith's mom tho.

>>40019454
id like one for judy, with consensual handholding, watching cute anime together and christmas cake demon could be fun, but dont force yourseld if you dont wanna

>>40019370
Here are the alternative endings. I hope I don't disappoint anyone. All unmentioned waifus will have the same fate as in the mom ending.

>Maria Ending
You fulfilled your promise to Maria and made her your wife. Demon Queen Maria Mori quickly learned to cope with the existence of your harem and even began to experiment with her latent bisexuality. You're thankful to yourself for introducing her to lesbian hentai. However, Maria also encouraged you to be more ambitious and not leave all governance to your prime minister. I guess that means you're no longer a NEET.

>Judy ending
Judy resented you for taking her out of the demon realm, but warmed up after being made your queen. She wasted no time in spending a significant part of your newly gained wealth on clothes and luxury goods. While you do love her, sometimes you wonder if her love is honest or bought.

>Lilith ending
This woman stood between you and the throne, even after the demon king was dethroned. You hate her for this, but you have to respect her guts. You married her out of spite and rewarded her for her bravado by impregnating her with your heir. She cursed you, wished you dead, hurled every insult under the sun at you but could not keep resenting you after your first son was born. Over time you grew closer together, and she accepted her fate as your wife.

>Youkaihime ending
She said you'd never have her heart, she said you'd never have her mind, all you heard was a challenge. You married the beautiful and pure princess only to prove her that you can indeed claim her heart and mind. You courted her, gave her extravagant gifts and even made her father prime minister to restore some of his lost honor, but the Youkaihime would not give in. What eventually won her over were your acts of kindness you sporadically showed to those you ruled.

1/2

>>40019663
>Lilith's mother ending
When you saw Theresa it was love at first sight. The soft, widowed demoness with her gentle curves, her tender heart and her strangely charming wrinkles quickly won you over. When you made her your wife, she spent her days spoiling you. While you love her and you're certain she loves you back, you sometimes feel that she doesn't take you entirely seriously, as if you're a child.

>Secret bonus ending: Old King
From the moment you first thrusted your member into his throat, you felt a weird attraction to the old king. His power, his defiance and the enthousiasm with which he bantered with you during combat was... arousing. It turned you on in a way no woman ever made you feel. In his honor you reformed the demonic laws of succession to allow for gay marriage. Youkaihime became the one to produce your heir.

2/2

>>40019715
>Bara ending
You're a good person QM
get an actual trip next quest though

>>40019756
I just like ara ara~
I hate to be a newfag but how do you get a trip?

>>40019801
put a hashtag after your QM name and then whatever phrase you like

and i meant BARA ending, for bugg demon king

>>40019801
https://www.4chan.org/faq#trip

>>40019840
>>40019860
Alright, thanks!
And I think I'm unfamilliar with that, sorry.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40019715
>>40019663
Yo faggot why not netorare ending?

T.G. + gang Reverse Traps ending when?

>>40020235
>netorare
How disgusting.

>>40019663
Aw man, Judy betrayed the ways of anime. I thought we were teaching her! Much better as a concubitch in the end, sadly.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40020354
>not having superior and refined fetishes
stay pleb questmaster

>>40019715
But QM, do we sleep well as Demon King?

>>40019487
Aw, you poor thing. Sure sucks to be Judy's husbando.

still cant believe we went with mom over maria.

QM will there be a V2 someday?

>>40021429
What are you talking about? We didn't necessarily go with Mom, isn't that right QM?

>>40021180
Like a baby

>>40021429
Probably not, this quest was pretty chaotic and random, so probably hard to reproduce.

>>40021533
Well, the mom ending was more or less the "original" ending. I wrote the other ones on request, so you can just pick whatever ending you like the most.

>>40021407
>Implying she can't be converted in the long run through the power of anime

>>40021593
What do the women look like in terms of pics?

>>40021629
I didn't have any pics for them, I'll try to change that for the next quest, whichever it may be.

>>40021683
Cool, cool. Also, how hot a reverse trap is T.G.?

>>40021715
Not at all
You were hoping for a reverse trap tomboy?

>>40021767
Yup.
"Oh, uh, yeah! I'm totally into 'phat-assed succubutt hoes,' my nigga! (Nigga, why can't you see my feelings? You dumb as shit!)"