>>39997519
What do I do?
[] worry about little sister
[] open letter
[] nibble on Maria
[] Laze around on the couch
[] visit nun and snack/ witch
[] go to a class
[] stalk a fellow student
[] write in

>>39997551
>[] worry about little sister
>[] open letter

>>39997551
>[] worry about little sister
>[] nibble on Maria
Maria Let me take care of Headmaster's mission REAL quick and then we can watch that anime of yours.
>[] open letter

Hopefully it's done fast Layla can chill and then we can play Eli.

>>39997551
>[] worry about little sister
>[] open letter

I mean, what if she's going out with some one who'd hurt her just to get back at me, I mean I don't think there are many first years who'd be stupid enough to actually do that, but then again Maxwell is a first year so you never know, and it's actually kind of genius, since they'd know they couldn't hope to hurt me, they'd hurt one of the few things I really care about.

I should just go and make sure that, wait, it could just be that one twitchy little coward of a red head, and I know she wouldn't dare harm my little sister, and I'm probably over reacting here, I mean no one is stupid enough to piss me off that much, so she should be, safe, should be.

I sigh and stare at the letter, well now that I don't have to worry about that much, I could see if this job is actually worth my time, and by my time, I mean the time of mine that could be spent with Maria.

I bite into the corner of the envelope and tear it slightly, before ripping it the rest of the way open with my hands. I tip it upside down and grab the letter as it falls out, unfolding as soon as I do so.

The letter looks a bit messy, oh who am I kidding this is barely readable, I think he was drunk when he wrote this, it doesn't even look like his hand writing, Well that means it's probably going to be fun.

Operation: Cannibalistic Bat
Fuck vampires, fuck vampires, fuck vampires, fuuuuuck vampires, fuck fuck FUCK vampires, just fuck them, fuck them and all they stand for, fuck them straight to the deepest hole in hell, no offense of course Miller, but honestly fuck vampires, most of them (aka the ones that aren't Layla Miller) are fucking pussies nowadays, I bet they couldn't even take a simple mortar or step on a mine made from things I found in my bathroom with out winning and bitching, godammit, godammit, GODFUCKING DAMMIT WHEN DID VAMPIRES BECOMES PUSSIES, SHIT.....anywaaaays, I should get to the job, see some people have been going missing in a...some city or another, can't remember the name,
cont

>>39997844
so as I was writing, not like it matters, think it's some where on the east coast of the good old U S of fuckin A, anyways, people have been disappearing and have just now turned up in alley ways or sewers,, drained of blood, clothes torn to shit, and of course, dead a shit.

AND WOULDN'T YOU KNoW IT AN ANGSTY FUCKING VAMPIRE BAR OPENED UP AROUND THE SAME TIME...can't read what that says, SO you're going to kill them, killl them all, or something, also I heard word that there are two assassins creeping around their by the codenames

Lord blackhound
and Alive

So go wild, sounds like good fun, right Layla?
you can bring one other person along

Signed, F.. theHeadmaster
...
Okay so I was wrong, Fraust sent me this letter, and that certainly explains the hand writing and well the entire letter really, but that does sound kind fun, I have to admit

What do I do
[] take the job
[] don't take the job

>>39997939
>[] take the job

>>39997939
>[] take the job

>>39997939
>[] take the job
Hey Maria I'm going vampire hunting! I'm like that one vampire in you animes

Then show her the trick.

>>39997939
>[] take the job
......oh my god we're going to go kill edward. I have been fucking waiting for this.

>>39997939
>[] take the job

>>39997939
>[] take the job
Oh Fraust, you know you don't have to pretend to be the HM to get me to do this...

>>39997939
>[] take the job

>>39997939
>[] take the job
soooo since he's the only other immortal one, time for insane buddy-cop hijinks with Thomas?

Of course it probably isn't official, but who honestly gives a shit, this sounds like a wonderful way to spend an evening, a nice old spot of random slaughter, and while I usually hate the fact that things like me don't die easily, I do have to admit I look forward to actually fighting a vampire, as a vampire, oh who am I kidding I've been waiting for something like this, I really have.
<Alive? oh I think I remember, her, she was the newest of the assassins in my guild, one of the few I should say, oh this is going to be fun>

"Even better, a wizard" I laugh as I stand up from the couch, sipping up my hoodie as I do so "oh this is going to be fun, oooh just simply fun"

"What's going to be fun?" Maria asks, sucking on a spoonfull of ice cream "Oh, going out to kill people again?"

"Of course" I say happily, as a smile curls ear to ear across my face "and not just any people, but vampires"

Maria smiles, and giggles a bit.

"Well that sounds fun" She says as she digs up another spoonfull of icecream "Just be careful okay?"

"I will, I will" I say as I give her a quick hug before I rush out of the room, grabbing my backpack from the table as I go, slinging it over my shoulders as I step out of the door and close it behind me, giggling as I go.

Now who do I want to bring along with me on this ride, I mean this is going to be fun, and while I kind of don't want to share it with anyone else, that's kind of bit to cruel to simply not allow anyone else into my fun, even for me

Who do you bring along?
[] ANYONE *who*

Choose 2 special items to bring along.
[] Holy water spray bottle
[] Stake
[] Garlic clove
[] A disguise *school girl, nun, goth, a wannabe vampire, a suit*
[]3 flash bangs
[] fake IDs
[] Shock gloves
[] razor wire

>>39998279
>Thomas
Buddy-immortal!
>[] fake IDs
>[] Shock gloves

>>39998279
>Thomas
Buddy-immortal!
>[] fake IDs
>[] Shock gloves

>>39998279
Thomas aka get bent talentless vampire scum

[] fake IDs
[] Shock gloves

>>39998279
>Thomas
>[] Holy water spray bottle
>[] Stake

>>39998352
>>39998309
...did I post twice? because I don't think i did...

>>39998279
>Thomas
time to get someone who cant die.
[X] Holy water spray bottle
[X] Stake
go with the classics

>>39998380
it seems like it. But maybe someone just copypasted your post.
Up to HM to rule it as a mistake or not.

Why shock gloves? We can CAST shock...

>>39998279
>Thomas
Our most durable "friend"
>[] Holy water spray bottle
>[] A disguise *school girl, nun, goth, a wannabe vampire, a suit*

>>39998380
Nope i liked your vote so i'm copying it

Y'all realize if somebody else get's there hands on that spray bottle we be FUCKED.
>>39998429
grab bad-guy with shock-gloves, cast shock, DOUBLE THE ELECTRICITY!

>>39998458
And it wont burn out when it gets electricity from the wrong side, from inside?

Oh why am I even asking this, there's only one other person who can keep up with me who I can actually risk getting hurt and who won't turn the town into a smoldering crater. and that of course is Thomas, the walking corpse who hates everything as far as I've seen so far, I bet he'd love to kill some vampires with me.

I smile and begin to walk faster down the hall, as I try and keep myself from laughing in excitement of the night to come, oh this is just going to be a fantastic time, I won't have to worry about them breaking to fast to be nothing but disappointing.

I run down the stairs, leaping over the finale steps and landing on my feet, causing several of the first years milling about down there to jump in surprise, before I run out the door right before it closes and into the warm morning air.

Now I just need to find my dead uh "friend", I don't really know where he tends to hang about, I mean I don't really talk to him much outside of the few missions we've had together before

Hmm this is a bit of an obstacle, *sigh*, do I really have to waste time looking for him, this is going to make me go crazier if I don't get to stab a vampire soon.

"What are you doing out so early" I hear a familiar dead and flat voice mutter from my life "Did your owner get bored or something?"

"Not now Thomas I am looking for Thomas" I say, wait a second... "THOMAS!"

"Hey" he says flicking his cigarette away onto the grass, as he his soaked clothes drip with water "you aren't supposed to be this excited, you're dead, but I'll give you a pass to be excited because of me"

"It's not that, don't get full of yourself" I say "I was just looking for you to see if you wanted to go on a mission with me"

"And why would I want to" He begins to say

"We're going to be killing vampires" I say

"Awesome, I'm in" He says as he lights another cigarette
cont

>>39998592
We have resistance thanks to lightning rod.

>>39998638
I meant the glove.'it'

>>39998601

cont
"Kind of expected that to be your answer" I say smiling as I walk down into the courtyard.

"Well who could say no to killing vampires" He sighs "I mean honestly, so got any details?"

"Well it's going to be a club of some kind" I say "and besides that all I got is we have to kill them all, nice and simple"

"Fantastic" He says smiling as he walks after me.

We head over to the little air strip, where old Georgy and his plane dwell, so we can get on with it and leave to rekill some bastards.

I flash him the letter and the fat southern man nods, and heads into his plane, me and Thomas following after him.

We sit down on the metal benches. Thomas leans back and kicks his feet out, staring at the ceiling with rather bored looking eyes.

What do I do?
[] Ask for some information of the place
[] make a plan
[] Talk with thomas
[] play with my syringes
[] Summon Jack
[] take a cat nap
[] write in

>>39998601
I could totally see there being a buddy-cop show with a psychopathic catgirl vampire and an angry as fuck zombie.
I see nothing but hilarity coming of this.

>>39998715
>[] Ask for some information of the place
>[] make a plan

>>39998715
>[] Ask for some information of the place
>[] Talk with thomas
>[] write in
"Oh hey, we might have some competition on this one, two other assassins lurking around."

>>39998715
>[] Ask for some information of the place
>[] Talk with thomas
>[] Summon Jack
any ideas guys?
>[] make a plan

>>39998715
>[] Ask for some information of the place
>[] play with my syringes
>[] Summon Jack

>>39998715
>[] Ask for some information of the place
>[] Talk with thomas
Tell him about the soul jar
>[] play with my syringes
>[] Summon Jack

Okay, keep voting
I need to go pick some food
should be back in tenish minutes

Oh hey HM, I went and made a list of the extra stuff you didn't want to forget about from the end of the ghost archive discussion.
>ex: View of Layla's mindscape now that we have !notghosts in there, and them interacting with each other.

>>39998715
Assuming we can summon people who are not Jack, I want to talk to the demon we ate, it did give us magic after all.

>>39998838
Nope Demon is bound in chains. It's not technically dead so we can't control it like the ghosts.

>>39998797
OKAY BACK
Sorry if I'm late
writing now

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>>39998856
Can we talk to it?

Lets get some warlock powers here.

Well more than what we have now.

"So do you know anything about the club we're about to turn into a tragedy?" I ask smiling as I kick my legs up and down to try and ease some of my excitement.

"Oh, is this the one fraust has been bitching about for tha last week or so?" he asks "Well It's called the blooded lamb pub, apparently plays techno for some fuckin reason, and isn't at all a pub"

"Oh that's a terrible crime, isn't it?" Thomas sighs "we're doing the world a favor here"

"Oh nearly forgot, there's two other assassins about" I sigh "so we may have some competition in our slaughter"

"And why didn't you think to tell me this on the walk here?" Thomas asks as the engines roar to life

"Didn't come up" I say shrugging as I focus for a second to call back jack to this world

I wince in pain as blood flows off of my arm and he forms from it, sitting next to me, eying his old scythe

"THE FUCK!!?" Thomas shouts in surprise nearly falling over

"Do you have any plans for this little job of ours jack?" I ask

"Well I think you should try and fit in, observe your surroundings, seems like the wise thing to do, instead of running in guns blazing into a hive of the dead" He says nodding

"WHAT IN THE GOOD FUCKING GODAMN SHIT?!" Thomas shouts grabbing my collar

"Oh yeah I have people inside of me" I say

"Kinky" Thomas chuckles as he pushes me back down and pulls another cigarette from his coat

What do I say?
[] I like that plan
[] Hey jack, give thomas a kiss
[] Nah, I like my plan better, is easier
[] Well this is a bit awkward
[] what do you think thomas
[] write in

>>39999299
>[] I like that plan
Got the Ids and everything for it.
>[] what do you think Thomas
You can act right?

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>>39999299
>[] Hey jack, give thomas a kiss

>>39999299
>[] what do you think thomas
>[] Hey jack, give thomas a kiss

>>39999299
>[] I like that plan
>[] what do you think thomas

>>39999299
>[x] I like that plan
>[x] what do you think thomas
>[x] Hey jack, give thomas a kiss

>>39999353
backing.
So cat's the most likely tree to give us hammer-space ability yes? I mean we already kinda did it once when we were rescuing Elizabeth, but I'm mean full on hammerspace powers.

>>39999398
The conductor would probably cripple us for it.

>>39999514
Just for the scythe.
and that better not be a fucking legs crack, we're all sick of people bitching about that shit.

"Oh I like that plan" I say smiling as I tap my chin "It's a good plan, if a bit boring"

"Yes, remember that you're an assassin" Jack says smiling happily

"Oh this is a surprise, you aren't just going straight to blood shed then?" Thomas says with a wicked smile as he flicks his cigarette at Jack, who glares at him "Oh we should throw a party or something to celebrate"

"So what do you think thomas?" I ask

"I agree with you, for once" he sighs "We should "Pretend to be whiny pricks, and then kill said pricks"

"Glad we agree for once" I say smiling as I cross my legs "Oh and Jack, give thomas a kiss"

"A...as you wish" he stutters as he stands up as Thomas tries to scoot away

"OH NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKMMMPH!" he screams as Jack holds him down, thrashing as he does so, he glares at me and flips me off

"Don't forget the tongue" I say calmly as the engines roar turn into a purr.

....

We land in a not so bustling airport, a few hours from when we took off, or maybe not, I can't quite remember, since Thomas chased me around the ship for most the flight cursing at me, could've been a few minutes, could've been a few hours, time flies when you're running from a furious zombie after all.

"Anyways" Georgy says as he sits down by his plane, flashing some guards some kind of permit or something "Here our your IDs, a pair of shock gloves, and a holy water bottle"

"I call the gloves" Thomas says, relighting is cigarette as he snarls at a passing security guard

"Well I might have wanted those" I say as I grab my idea "Why does it say I'm an organ donor?"

"Well, maybe they want healthy organs for dinner or something" Thomas chuckles as he looks at his "....Aids, okay, whoever wrote this is going to die"

"Well so are you if you don't get treatment" I giggle as I look up at the orangish red sky, almost looks like fire, It's a real wonderful color.

A warm wind passes by as me and thomas walk away from the plane.
cont

>>39999591
Current disguise level: Vampire fangirl
Thomas: Angry teenager

Adjectives: Kill every vampire you find
sub objectives: burn the club down, find the other assassins
secret objective hint: Red as blood, let fine as powder, do with it as you may

What do I do?
[] Find the club
[] wait till night fall
[] look around town with thomas
[] ask someone about disappearances
[] talk with thomas about how each of you will act
[] write in

>>39999634
>secret objective hint: Red as blood, let fine as powder, do with it as you may
Oh I've missed these.

>[] Find the club

>>39999591
>Aids
HA!
>>39999634
>adjectives
*eye twitch
>[] look around town with thomas
>[] talk with thomas about how each of you will act
I wonder we'll get another morningdew blurb at the end of this.

>>39999634
>[x] look around town with thomas

>>39999634
>[] look around town with Thomas
>[] talk with thomas about how each of you will act

>>39999634
>disguise level: Vampire fangirl
So we are a vampire pretending to be pretending to be a vampire.

>>39999634
>[] Find the club
>[] wait till night fall
>[] look around town with thomas
>[] talk with thomas about how each of you will act

>>39999728
yyyyup.

Hmm, seems like there's still a bit until night so, we have a bit of waiting to do anyways, since I'm pretty sure nightclubs only open up at night, especially vampire ones, I think.

"Lets see the sights first" I say as I head to the town proper, hmm from what I can see here it doesn't look that exciting, just an average city, with somewhat tall buildings and small buildings and everything in between, though I can see some trees in the distance and it's kind of cold here, seems kind of lively actually.

"Oh great, always wanted to go sight seeing in a city when I'm supposed to be doing work" He sighs

"Oh you don't have to be so sour about it, we just have some time to waste" I say frowning slightly as we walk down the side walk, no one paying us any attention for some reason

"Yes I do, I'm here for a reason, and it isn't to get a shirt with, "I SAW BIG FOOT" on it" He growls as we keep walking past people

"Well we have time to waste we should waste it" I sigh "and besides, it would suit you"

"Fuck off" He says flatly

"Oh I see you're going to be the angry teenager then" I say smiling

He sighs heavily and shakes his head, reaching back into his pocket

"Sure" He says forcing a smile, "Lets go with that then, what act are you going to be playing"

I look up at the darkening sky and bite my lip as I try to think and figure out what I'm going to pretend to be.

what do I say?
[] a vampire, they will never see it coming
[] A innocent, if naive girl
[] A bitch
[] Me
[] Who cares, lets just find the club and get it over with
[] a sweet...pure girl...urggh this is going to be a long night
[] A whiny teenager
[] write in

>>39999884
>[] A innocent, if naive girl

>>39999884
>[] A innocent, if naive girl
>[] a sweet...pure girl...urggh this is going to be a long night

>>39999884
[X] A innocent, if naive girl
USE THAT PERK!

>>39999884
>[x] A innocent, if naive girl

>>39999884
>[] A innocent, if naive girl
>[] a sweet...pure girl...urggh this is going to be a long night

>>39999884
>[] A innocent, if naive girl

>>39999884
>[] a vampire, they will never see it coming

>>39999884
>[] a vampire, they will never see it coming

>>39999884
>Give fake fangs to Thomas
We have real ones, what else would we use them for?

"An innocent if naive girl" I say smiling

Thomas stares at me with his washed out eyes, before a brief flash of light fills them as he smiles and begins laughing loudly, nearly swallowing his cigarette as he falls into a fit of laughter,, leaning against a lamp post as he continues to lose his shit.

"Oh this is going to be a fun night" He chuckles as he wipes his eyes "oh god this is just going to be a disaster isn't it"

"Oh shut up, you've never seen me act" I say angrily as I keep walking

"Can't be that good sweetheart" He says giggling as he follows after me as the lamp posts turn on around us "oh we are so fucked"

"You may be, but I'm not" I say

"Oh yeah, forgot, your owner isn't here" He says sneering as we head deeper into the city

I stop, and smile, well I think I've found the club, judging from the line of people walking down into that shitty brick work building, and the clothes they're wearing, dark, some with capes, most wearing make up and weird hair cuts. Oh this is going to be horrible.

What do I do?
[] duck into the line
[] Push past them all1d20
[] Cause a distraction
[]Bribe them
[] talk to someone in the crowd
[] pretend to be nervous (facade of innocence)
[] write in

>>40000188
>[] duck into the line
>[] pretend to be nervous (facade of innocence)

>>40000188
>[] Cause a distraction
>[] pretend to be nervous (facade of innocence)

>>40000188
>[] duck into the line
>[] pretend to be nervous (facade of innocence)

>>40000188
>[] duck into the line
>[] pretend to be nervous (facade of innocence)

>>40000188
>[] pretend to be nervous (facade of innocence)

>>40000188
>[] duck into the line

>[] pretend to be nervous (facade of innocence)

Thomas sighs heavily and sticks his hands into his pockets, his eye twitching as he stares at the rapidly moving line.

"Oh cheer up, we won't be here for long" I whisper as I walk over to the line, hearing the dull throbbing of the music inside the building from out here.

and not to mention that everything smells like terrible cologne and bad cigarettes. I cover my nose and shake my head, smiling weakly as I stick my hands in my hoodie pouch and duck down slightly, trying to look nervous, leaving my eyes wide as I try to look like my sister or her friend does most of the time.

I duck into the line, and some grabs my shoulder and turns me around. A pale kid around my age who's face has more metal in it than I have in my back pack, his head is shaved except for a tuft of bright blue hair and he's wearing contacts and wearing a crappy leather vest.

"What do you think you're doing you little slut, I was here first you little cunt!" he shouts at me with his whining voice as I shy away, trying to look afraid as he shouts an inch from my face.

"Hey" Thomas says tapping him on the back

"What do you waaaaant" he says, suddenly losing all bravado as Thomas glares at

"Hands of my friend, or you're going to have some metal in you as well" He says smiling, tilting his head as the boy shrinks back like a beaten puppy

"Sorry" He mummers as he skitters off behind Thomas "I was just playing around"

"Fuck off" Thomas sighs "sorry for dragging you along here Layla"

Oh, that was some good acting, I thought he was actually being honest their, probably was, at least about the threat.

"Thanks Thomas" I say quietly as we slowly walk down the stairs, trying not to bump into anybody until we get to the bouncer.

He's a large black man, who seems to be wondering how his life lead here.

"IDs?' he sighs sadly as we flash them and walk past him into the club "Okay, have fun, I hate myself"

"Oh wow" I giggle as I hang off the rusty rails and stare at the mob dancing below
cont

>>40000520
as a dull throbbing song begins to play, almost sounding like a heart beat until it picks up and every one freaks out a girl with a red mohawk screaming as she rushes past me

The decor is like some mix of gothic and punk rock, with gargoyle wearing chains along the walls, and pictures of grim looking distinguished fellows and bands I've never heard of hanging together

"Fuuuck me" Thomas sighs as we walk down the stairs

What do I do?
[] head to the bar
[] try and cheer him up
[] head to the dance floor
[] ooh is that door to the basement I see, why does it have do not enter tape all over it
[] listen to the music
[] detect magic
[] write in

>>40000574
>[] ooh is that door to the basement I see, why does it have do not enter tape all over it
>[] listen to the music
>[] detect magic

>>40000574
>[] detect magic
>[] try and cheer him up
>[] head to the bar
Look around for tells.

>>40000574
>[] try and cheer him up
>[] detect magic
Wait a fucking minutethis is a vampire club........THRADRICK!

>>40000574
>[] head to the dance floor
Do the "timid white girl", with hands down at your sides.

>>40000574
>[] head to the bar
>[] listen to the music
>[] detect magic

>>40000574
>[] head to the bar
>[] try and cheer him up
>[] listen to the music
>[] detect magic

>>40000574
>[x] detect magic
>[x] ooh is that door to the basement I see, why does it have do not enter tape all over it

>>40000610
>Wait a fucking minutethis is a vampire club

That is the whole point.

>>40000574
>[] detect magic
>[] try and cheer him up
You know we're probably going to be killing edward right?

>>40000574
Have an angry god take away your legs and power game so that it doesn't matter.

>>40000574
>[] try and cheer him up
>[] head to the bar

>>40000749
really? on ASQ? really? it's been months and you haven't gone away yet?

"Oh cheer up thomas" I say smiling, trying my best to not look demented while doing so "I thought you liked this place, you can at least act happy for once"

"Sorry Layla" He growls as he forces a smile "it's just that it's kind of packed, told you we should've come in on thursday"

"well we had to study" I pout as we closer to the crowd and oh god I can barely stand that smell, it's like a mixture of sweat, leather, bad perfume, and smoke, it's going to kill me again "So we had to go now, and do you by any chance have some air freshener?"

"Yeah I'll go look" he says tilting his head back and forth "Oh looks like I forgot it, well looks like you just have to deal with it"

"Okay, thanks anyways" I say as cover my eyes for a second, feeling them burn as magic fills them.

I blink and look around, okay where's the magic, where's the, oh there it is, everything, this whole place is covered in red magic, don't know what that means, but I don't see any of it coming from any one in particular, except for girl holding a doll in the corner, dressed like a goth, with a lacy headress and no make up, but her magic is purple, I think I have a feeling who she is.
<yep, that's a live>
well she seems rather glum doesn't she. But I can smell the other vampires at least, or feel them, at the back of my neck, like somethings watching me, but that could be me just being paranoid again, probably isn't.

Well, if I know vampires, and I do, well three at least and the ones from Elizabeth's movies, I should hang around the bar, since they like seducing pure and sweet girls like I'm pretending to be.

"I'm going to the bathroom" Thomas mutters as he begins to follow after someone "Wait here"

"Okay" I say cheerfully as I walk up to the bar and sit down on one of the free stools.

The barwoman doesn't look much older than me, and judging from her eyes is either a vampire or is wearing contacts.

She stares at me.
cont

>>40000888

what do I dO?
[] order something
[] say hello
[] stare into my eyes
[] Pay attention to the creep trying to get my attention
[] Can I have some water?
[] is it always this loud?
[] writein

>>40000888
[X] Pay attention to the creep trying to get my attention
Well hello there little fly, welcome to the spiders web.

>>40000912
>[] say hello
>[] Can I have some water?

>>40000912
>[] say hello
>[] Can I have some water?

>>40000912
>[] say hello
>[] Can I have some water?
>[] is it always this loud?
>[] Pay attention to the creep trying to get my attention

>>40000912
>[] Pay attention to the creep trying to get my attention
>[] say hello
>[] Can I have some water?
>[] is it always this loud?

>>40000912
>[] order something
>[] say hello
>[] stare into my eyes

>>40000912
>[] say hello
>[] Can I have some water?
>[] Pay attention to the creep trying to get my attention

>>40000912
>[] Can I have some water?
>[] stare into my eyes

>>40000912
>[] say hello
>[] Can I have some water?

>>40000912
>[] say hello
>[] Can I have some water?

"Hey" I say smiling sweetly at the slightly depressed looking girl with light blonde hair.

She continues to stare at me, looking annoyed that I'm even here, shaking her head and muttering "fucking kids" under her breath, and smiles, obviously not knowing I heard that with my ears under my hood

"Right" I say trying my best to not paint the walls with her as I try to ignore the boy that just sat down next to me "can I have a water or something like that"

"Oh are you sure you wouldn't like something a bit stronger, my lady" He says wiping his mop of black hair out of his eyes, which are red, and judging from his tone, and they way they seem to glow, I think he's trying one of my favorite tricks on me, as he puts a hand on my leg "I mean this night is a lively one, you shouldn't hold back"

I try to stop myself from stabbing him as he runs his hand up higher to my thigh. I look at his face, far to perfect to be natural, even without all the makeup

What do I say?
[] Fuck...off before I make you look like modern art piece
[] Well I don't drink that stuff
[] sure, make sure it's expensive
[] well it couldn't hurt
[] Um water please
[] Stare into my eyes 1d20
[] Well aren't you a..well aren't you a...cute thing? 1d20 to maintain facade
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40001198
>[] well it couldn't hurt
>[] Well aren't you a..well aren't you a...cute thing? 1d20 to maintain facade

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40001198
>[] sure, make sure it's expensive
>[] Well aren't you a..well aren't you a...cute thing? 1d20 to maintain facade

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40001198
>[] Um water please
>[] Stare into my eyes 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>40001198
>[] well it couldn't hurt
>[] Well aren't you a..well aren't you a...cute thing? 1d20 to maintain facade

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40001198
>[] stare into my eyes

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40001198
>[] sure, make sure it's expensive
>[] Stare into my eyes 1d20

>>40001221
you, you are good man. much russia.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40001198
>[] well it couldn't hurt
>[] Well aren't you a..well aren't you a...cute thing? 1d20 to maintain facade

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>40001198
>[] well it couldn't hurt
>[] Stare into my eyes 1d20

>>40000837
It was THAT bad.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40001198
>[] well it couldn't hurt
>[] Stare into my eyes 1d20

>>40001231
>>40001245
>>40001258
>>40001285
>>40001302
Guys we have other older vampires here. They're watching it'd break cover. The run we'll have a lot of trouble finding them.

>>40001326
>>40001326
We can literally feel them, if they haven't figured it out ydt, this won't change it.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>40001198
>[] sure, make sure it's expensive
>[] Stare into my eyes 1d20

>>40001198
>[] Well aren't you a..well aren't you a...cute thing? 1d20 to maintain facade

>>40001293
bull and shit. it was a perfectly reasonable outcome that has led to interesting character development and hasn't even really done anything to us mechanics-wise beacuase it goes away whenever we transform, that's like bitching that harry's parents shouldnt've died.

>>40001198
>[X] sure, make sure it's expensive
>[X] Stare into my eyes 1d20

>>40001326
Its the fastest way to find them, as it is.
I'm not sure how else you intend to get the information we want out of him, Layla can probably play along just fine, but a seductress she ain't, so the mental thumbscrews need to be put on anyway.

>>40001370
>comparing a quest to a book.
No wonder you enjoy being led around by the nose.

"Hey Miranda" He says with a voice like butter and honey, it pisses me off even more" Mind playing my song for me and my...new friend"

She nods and walks away, smiling as she goes, and now I'm sure she's a vampire, I saw her fangs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giUzNIliJSk


Okay Layla, just smile and remain calm, I'm actually going to act like an assassin this time, even though I could kill everyone in here with thomas in the time it would take for me to get bored, which isn't long at all, and this song isn't helping to soothe my murderous rage, at all.

I smile sweetly and look at him, and he smiles smugly back, no doubt thinking he has me under his command.

"Well it couldn't hurt" I say softly as I gently push his hand away so I don't end up disemboweling him to early "just make sure it's expensive"

He looks taken a back for a second before I smile and stare into his eyes while the barkeep is with another customer, he smiles weakly and nods.

"Oh anything for a sweet little thing like you" He says kissing my hand "May I have your name"

"Layla" I say trying not to smile to wide so he sees my very real fangs "Layla Miller"


"Oh well, you can call me, Esteban De'lorance" He says bowing slightly grabbing my hand "and I must say, you brighten up this dark night and my empty soul"

My eye twitches as he hands me a rose, a purple rose.

"Would you mind, lightning it for a few more minutes, just while you drink" He says as the barkeep places a swirly shaped glass in front of me, I can see the roofies at the bottom, but it's not like that matters since nothing seems to effect me unless it can kill godzilla or king kong.

What do I do?
[] leave me alone
[] Go punch him in the face over there
[] Sure *drink the drink* ahh, tasty, can I have another?
[] well my friend is just over there and... why is he dancing with that skank?
[] I know what you are *Smile*
[] Well what about all the murders recently?
[] write in

[X] well my friend is just over there and... why is he dancing with that skank?

>>40001519
"led around" We made every single one of the decisions that led us to that situation, hell HM told us it would cost us our legs.

>>40001524
>[] Sure *drink the drink* ahh, tasty, can I have another?
>[] I know what you are *Smile*

>>40001524
>[] Sure *drink the drink* ahh, tasty, can I have another?
>[] well my friend is just over there and... why is he dancing with that skank?

>>40001524
>[] Sure *drink the drink* ahh, tasty, can I have another?
>[] I know what you are *Smile*

>>40001524
>[] Sure *drink the drink* ahh, tasty, can I have another?
>[] well my friend is just over there and... why is he dancing with that skank?

>>40001524
>[x] Sure *drink the drink* ahh, tasty, can I have another?
>[x] well my friend is just over there and... why is he dancing with that skank?

>>40001524
>[] well my friend is just over there and...why is he dancing with that skank?
>[] Sure *drink the drink* ahh, tasty can I have another?

>>40001524
>[] Go punch him in the face over there

>>40001524
>[] I know what you are *Smile*

>>40001524
>[] Sure *drink the drink* ahh, tasty, can I have another?
>[] well my friend is just over there and... why is he dancing with that skank?

>>40001524
>[] Sure *drink the drink* ahh, tasty, can I have another?
[] I know what you are *Smile*

"Sure, don't have anything better to do" I say as I stick the straw into my mouth and begin to drink it, yeah, these are cheap, enough to put you out for an hour or two, but not much more "Mm, tasty"

"Well of course it is" He says leaning back, looking oh so satisfied I've "Fallen" into his trap "it's quite the rare vintage"

"mmmhmm" I say as I continue to sip on it, tastes like burning, and cherries, then again I don't drink often, so I wouldn't know

"But what I'm wondering is what a lady like you is doing all alone in a place like this" He says smiling

"Oh my friend dragged me over here" I say as I slurp the rest of the drink down, and sigh.

I turn and see Thomas dancing with a girl wearing almost nothing, I blush slightly and turn away before I can freak out about it.

"Why is he dancing with that stank" I growl, angry that he gave me shit early and now he's the one fucking around.

"Oh I'm terribly sorry" Esteban says putting an arm over my shoulder "You must feel so... betrayed"

"Get me another drink" I say tapping the glass

He looks at me, looking a bit surprised, and then at the drink, and then at me, and then smiles a fake smile.

"Suuure" He purrs "Miranda, another drink"

I smile as I grab the drink as he slams more money on the counter, and watches me drink down the drugged drink.

"Moore" I purr

"are you sure you haven't drunk before" He says sounding a bit worried

"Never said I didn't" I say as I bite into the third straw and begin to drain it

"Okay, eh, everyone has their own ways of dealing with things I suppose" he says as he pays for the forth as I begin to drink it down

"Mmmn" I say licking my lips "You said this was strong, this is like fruit juice"

"Well they are really watered down" He says slowly, obviously surprised I'm not passed out of dead yet "Hey what's that over there?"

"Hmm" I say turning and

*clonk*
...
cont

>>40001865
well shit he brained us. damn shame he doesnt know about the whole,
"can summon a fire elemental from your body" part.

>>40001865

Uurgh, Damn, he hits like a bitch, but I have to admit, that it did fucking hurt.I open my eyes, and judging from the fact I'm not missing my panties, He hasn't signed his death warrant, just managed to piss me off by cheap shoting me

I open my eyes and look around, I'm in an alley way, and dropped near a dumpster.

"You fucking killed another one you dipshit" I hear a voice say as I play dead "Oh the boss is going to kill you when he finds out"

"I didn't mean to" Esteban whines like a bitch, crying and sobbing "I just wanted to knock her out so she wouldn't freak out, I didn't want to kill her"

"Fuuuck the boss told us to calm down on killing people, he's going to be pissed" the other voice says

What do I say
[] keep playing dead
[] Uurgh, nother drink
[] Okay, now I'm mad, no I'm furious
[] Want to see how A vampire actually kills somebody, a real vampire that is
[] I'm thirsty, come here
[] You're right, you're dead
[] write in

>>40001925
I'm kinda surprised Layla can be knocked out like that, didn't thinknher body was alive enough.

Nor did she tend to be so gullible before.

>>40001956
>[] Want to see how A vampire actually kills somebody, a real vampire that is
>[] I'm thirsty, come here

>>40001978
seconding.

>>40001956
>[] Uurgh, nother drink

>>40001956
>[] Want to see how A vampire actually kills somebody, a real vampire that is

>>40001956
[X] Want to see how A vampire actually kills somebody, a real vampire that is

>>40001956
>[] Okay, now I'm mad, no I'm furious
>[] Want to see how A vampire actually kills somebody, a real vampire that is
>[] I'm thirsty, come here

>>40001966
never said how vampires work in this setting

>>40001956
>[] Want to see how A vampire actually kills somebody, a real vampire that is

>>40001956
>>40002021
I'll back this.

>>40001966
Well, she does sleep and her body seems to keep functioning in a lot of more ways than Thomas, so its not that surprising.

>>40001956
>[] I'm thirsty, come here

>>40001956
>[] Want to see how A vampire actually kills somebody, a real vampire that is
You just activated my Alucard

>>40001956
>[] Okay, now I'm mad, no I'm furious
>[] Want to see how A vampire actually kills somebody, a real vampire that is
>[] I'm thirsty, come here

>>40001956
>[] Want to see how A vampire actually kills somebody, a real vampire that is
>[] I'm thirsty, come here
I'm surprised we bothered to drink that much.

>>40001564
>hell HM told us it would cost us our legs.
Not that guy, but it was a surprise cost. Most people called it though.

>>40002149
Eh, to be fair he basically said "dire consequences." and left it at that, I was kinda expecting to lose most of our body, plus the fact that we can get them back helps, I mean we could've just fried the queen as she tried to leave but decided not to.

Well, this seems like a perfect time to start the killing, since I'm already angry and have a killer headache to make me even more furious.

I stand up, cracking my head back into place as I rub my forehead, licking my teeth as I stumble forward, my hood finally falling off my head as I smile and giggle.

Esteban and his friend turn and their eyes widen with shock and fear as they see me

"You..you're alive" Esteban says happily until he sees my ears and tail "eerrgh, sorry but, I'm not partial to anime fans"

"Oh, trust me, that's not the worst of what I am" I say smiling as I lick my teeth "Now I have to ask you one thing, do you two soon to be corpses want to see how a vampire kills somebody, a real vampire that is"

"Oh fuck you dumb motherfucker, she's one of ours" the man next to him says, his pale face framed by shitty dyed red hair and beard "Oh the boss is going to"

"Oh shut up, I'm still thirsty" I growl as I run forward "COME HERE!!"

"SHE ISN"T ONE OF OURS" Esteban shouts as he pushes his friend at me and starts to run

"Pussy" the man growls as he pulls out a club "Okay this is our territory, now fuck off before we get the boss, you don't want to fuck with me, I'm fifth generation"

Oh how cute, I smile wider and take another step forward as he shakes his head and smiles smugly.

What do I dO?
[] activate my Laylacard "Second generation"
[] Cast a spell 1d20
[] Stab him 1d20
[] And I'm an assassin who's eaten a fucking demon, drank a werewolf, and killed a fucking fire elemental, you have no fucking chance
[] Equip scythe, swing 1d20
[] Summon Jack
[] Bite him 1d20
[] throw a knife 1d20
[] syringe 1d20
[] write in

>>40002178
I honestly didn't see the crippling coming, I figured we would get a stat debuff.

>>40002202
>[] activate my Laylacard "Second generation"
>[] Summon Jack
>"Have fun Jack"

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>40002202
>[] activate my Laylacard "Second generation"
>[] And I'm an assassin who's eaten a fucking demon, drank a werewolf, and killed a fucking fire elemental, you have no fucking chance
>[] Equip scythe, swing 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40002202
>[] Equip scythe, swing 1d20
>[] Summon Jack

>>40002202
>[] activate my Laylacard "Second generation"
>[] Cast a spell 1d20

Shock.

>>40002202
>[] activate my Laylacard "Second generation"
>[] Summon Jack
>[] And I'm an assassin who's eaten a fucking demon, drank a werewolf, and killed a fucking fire elemental, you have no fucking chance
>[] Equip scythe, swing 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40002261
forgot my dice.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40002202
>[] Equip scythe, swing 1d20
>[] Summon Jack

>>40002202
>[x] activate my Laylacard "Second generation"
>[x] Summon Jack

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>40002202
>[] activate my Laylacard "Second generation"
>[] Bite him 1d20
>[] Summon Jack
Need someone to take care of the other guy

>>40002202
>[] activate my Laylacard "Second generation"
>[] Equip scythe, swing 1d20
>[] Summon Jack

>Grin real the fuck wide
>"second"

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>>40002202
>"eerrgh, sorry but, I'm not partial to anime fans"

Is he really talking shit.

>>40002202
Is this second generation thing something Layla actually 'knows' via internal sense or whatever, or is she just fucking with them?

Makes me wonder how using the cauldron affected the whole thing.
I would have thought we work more with blood potency.

>>40002383
Second generation just means we were the second vampire ever of a new line.

>>40002202
>[] activate my Laylacard "Second generation"
>[] Summon Jack
"Let him rip."

>>40002441
I know that. But Layla has no way of knowing if Thadrick was the first of his.
We know OOC.

I smile widely and tilt my head, and briefly imitate that one guy from Maria's anime as I force Jack through my still bleeding shoulder, where he hands me the scythe as he hangs there limply, looking creepy as the big man in front of me shits himself.

"Second generation" I say giggling as Jack pulls himself out of me and falls to the ground, forcing himself up, in a way that would break his bones if he was still alive, his limbs stuck out in odd angels as he twists his head nearly completly to its side.

"What the fuck" the man says taking a step back as Jack stands up normally and dusts himself off, before he poses next to me, like another one of Maria's animes "this...this is some kind of fucking trick right?"

"No no" I say laughing as I walk towards him swinging my scythe down "this is a dream, all of it, it's all just a really fucked up dream, oh who am I kidding it is as real as morning"

"You're lying, ain't no first generations around anymore" He laughs as he steps towards me "boss said so"

I smile at him as he runs towards me, pipe raised as wings sprout from his back. Jack smiles at me as if waiting for a signal to tear him to shreds. I shake my head and get ready as the man leaps into the air and down at me, snarling, until I swing my scythe upwards and into and through his chest, momentum does the rest as he slides down it, the rest of his chest cleaving open from the sharpness of the blade.

"oh should've thought this through" He says as he looks at the gaping hole in his chest "I...I've fucked up haven't I?"

"Mmhmm" I say as I struggle to turn the scythe over so he falls off, ow now my shoulders and arms hurt.

"Fuck you" he says as he tries to stand up, before he falls over, his heart with a hand sized hole in it

"Wow, he was kind of an idiot" jack says "why would you jump at someone with a scythe?"

"I don't know" I sigh "i was hoping for a challenge there"

"Idiots are never challenging" Jack says as he swirls back into blood and
cont

>>40002202
hey I caught the thread live!
>[] activate my Laylacard "Second generation"
>[] Summon Jack
>[] And I'm an assassin who's eaten a fucking demon, drank a werewolf, and killed a fucking fire elemental, you have no fucking chance

>>40002555
and begins to soak back into me as I walk forward, I wanted to kill some one, not assist in their suicide dammit

What do I do?
[] find esteban
[] wait, do I hear muffled screaming?
[] find thomas
[] Summon someone from inside
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] leap up the building *jump boots*
[] sneak in 1d20 *cat like tread*
[] write in
>>40002555
she just assumed and was doing it too fuck around

>>40002620
>[] find esteban
>[] Summon someone from inside:Priest

>>40002566
We really need to work on our strength so we can swing the scythe better, training here we come
>[] wait, do I hear muffled screaming?

>>40002620
[X] find esteban
Time to find the boss of this operation.

>>40002620
>[] wait, do I hear muffled screaming?
>[] leap up the building *jump boots*

>>40002620
>[] find esteban
>[] wait, do I hear muffled screaming?

>>40002635
ooooooh fuck yes, he'll probably fucking love this. And then we can have the fire elemental burn this place down.
but first, plot hook
>[] wait, do I hear muffled screaming?

>>40002620
> Send Jack after Esteban
>[] wait do I hear muffled screaming?

>>40002620
>>[] find esteban
>>[] Summon someone from inside:Priest

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>40002620
>[] wait, do I hear muffled screaming?
>[] find thomas
>[] leap up the building *jump boots*
>[] sneak in 1d20 *cat like tread*

>>40002620
>[] wait, do I hear muffled screaming?
>[] find thomas
>[] Summon someone from inside

>>40002620
>[] Summon someone from inside:Priest
>[] wait, do I hear muffled screaming?

>>40002620
>she just assumed and was doing it too fuck around
So are we a second gen vampire?

>>40002771
We are, we already knew OOC that Thadrick became a vampire on his own.

>>40002794
He quite literally pulled an Alucard.

Well either way, one down, who knows how much more to go, but I know where at least one other little snack has gone to run. I lick my lips and hold my scythe over my shoulders as I walk towards the door that cowardly one had just ran through before his friend killed himself and...do I hear muffled screaming? I look around and close my eyes, my ears twitching as I try to figure out where it is coming from.

it's close and under my feet, I tilt my head, okay but where is it exactly. There I open my eyes and see an open window, under the club.

Well there has to be something fun down there.

I smile and walk over to open window and duck inside to see ..uuuuh

I cover my eyes at the room I'm in, filled with various things I don't want to think about, including a man and two woman who are...whipping him I think.

"Who the hell are you?" One of them says "and why do you have cat ears?"

"Oh it doesn't matter cindy, she's lunch, duh" the other giggles

"MPPPHMEEE" the man cries as he thrashes around

I open my eyes slightly and smile widely.

"Well you are" I say laughing as I cut I bite my finger and let the blood drip down to make a tiny puddle, from which the priest crawls out, his coat in tatters and his armor rusted as his head hangs back, jaw agape.

I open my eyes slightly more as he smiles and strikes his swords together, catching them on fire as the girls shriek in terror as Carlos rushes forward and slams his blades into their backs

I adjust my hoodie as Carlos groans, and looks back at me with his empty eyes, with a great bloody hole in his head as the girls squirm and whimper under his blades.

What do I do?
[] free the man in the suit
[] have a heavy lunch
[] Kill them
[] keep walking, and go up the stairs
[] go down the stairs
[] Taunt them
[] write in

>>40002872
>[] have a heavy lunch
>[] go down the stairs

>>40002872
>[] Taunt them
>[] have a heavy lunch
need to build up that stockpile of expendable souls in case we ever unlock Alucard's sacrifice ability.
>[] keep walking, and go up the stairs

>>40002872
>[] have a heavy lunch
>[] go down the stairs

>>40002872
>[] free the man in the suit
>[]"Thaaaaanks Carlos"
>[] Kill them

>>40002872
>have a heavy lunch
>free the man in the suit

>>40002872
>[] Kill them
>[] go down the stairs

>>40002872
>[] Kill them
>[] keep walking, and go up the stairs

>>40002872
>[] have a heavy lunch
>[]"Thaaaaanks Carlos"
>ungag from the man in the suit

>>40002872
>>40002956
Seconding

>>40002872
>>40002956
seconding

>>40002872
>[] Kill them

"Thaaanks Carlos" I say as I slowly walk over to the girls pinned to the floor, who look like they're about to tear themselves in half to get away from me as I crouch down next to the and brush their hair out of there eyes.

They look up at me, with blood tears in their eyes as I smile widely and open my mouth wide, biting into the first ones neck as the other one shouts in terror as I drain her friend, groaning as I taste their almost rotting tasting blood, but it taste wonderful, if watered down, not much strenght in these two.

I lick my lips, patting my stomach as the other one shouts and screams, unable to form words as I do the same to her.

Well that was filling, I think I may have even sucked up their souls, since I kind of lost track of what I was doing with all the chewing and sucking.

I sit up and wipe my mouth as I walk away from the two laying on the floor, looking like mummified corpses as I walk up to the well groomed man in the suit, with the mustache.

"I guess I should untie you" I sigh as I cut his bindings with my knife.

He falls from the board he was tied to and pulls out his gag, with a gasp, he pulls off the rag over his eyes, his mustache fluttering as he takes a deep breath and stares at me and smiles.

"Ah, I've heard of you" He laughs as he stands up and dusts his suit off before he pulls on his collar "Layla Miller correct, oh you've been causing some trouble haven't you, Lord Blackhound, if you were wondering, have to say, wasn't expecting you to be..exactly how they described you, or to ever meet you, especially now"

I can hear people, they're coming down the stairs, and to here. The man looks around and heads to a sack in the corner and begins to rifle through it, humming to himself as he goes

What do I do?
[] go down the stairs
[] "Carlos, distract them"
[] "So who are you?"
[] "Well that's rude"
[] Attack the man 1d20
[] Put on cheshire mask, and laugh as I run up the stairs 1d20
[] write in

>>40003247
>[] "Carlos, distract them"
>[] "So who are you?"

>>40003247
>[] "Carlos, distract them"
>[] "So who are you?"

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40003247
>[] "Carlos, distract them"
>[] "So who are you?"
>It's my contract so be happy I got you out alive, now beat it.
>[] Put on cheshire mask, and laugh as I run up the stairs 1d20

>>40003247
>[x] "Carlos, distract them"
>[x] "So who are you?"

>>40003247
>[] "Carlos, distract them"
>[] "So who are you?"
"Obviously you're an assassin, they gave me your name, but why are you here and what guild are you?"

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40003247
>[] "Carlos, distract them"
>[] "So who are you?"
>[] go down the stairs
>[] Put on cheshire mask, and laugh as I run up the stairs 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40003247
[X] "So who are you?"
[X] "Well that's rude"
[X] Put on cheshire mask, and laugh as I run up the stairs 1d20

>>40003337
yeeeeeeaaaah no.
>>40003247
>[] "Carlos, distract them"
>[] "So who are you?"

>>40003247
>[] "Carlos, distract them"
>[] "So who are you?"

>>40003247
>>[] "Carlos, distract them"
>>[] "So who are you?"

>>40003337
Well, that was silly of me.

>>40003247
>[] "Carlos, distract them"
>[] "So who are you?"

>>40003315
>>40003337
>>40003347
WELP the dice have clearly decided that's a stupid idea,
>[] "Carlos, distract them"
>[] "So who are you?"

>>40003247
>[] "Carlos, distract them"
>[] "So who are you?

>>40003247
>[] "Carlos, distract them"

"Carlos" I say as I walk towards the man with my hands in the pouch of my hoodie "distract them"

He groans and stumbles up before he rushes towards the stairs, his head hanging limply as he runs up the stairs, dripping blood as he goes.

"Hmm, where is it, where is it, where is it" He mutters over and over "ah there it is, I was looking for you lovely"

"So who are you?" I ask "I mean you know who I am, so you're obviously an assassin, but why are you here"

"told you already" he says as He places a top hat on his head and puts two old timey looking pistols to his side as he put some leather straps over his tailcoat and straps a rifle in place with them, before he pulls out a...FUCKING BLUNDERBUSS, WHAT THE HELL?!

"But if you're curious, I'm here on a hunt" He says smiling as he turns around "I've heard rumors of an old vampire here, and I've decided to investigate, partially due to the glory, and partially due to the utterly massive amount of drugs he stole from me the night he captured me"

"Okaaaay" I say as I hear screams off terror and the sound of some bodies flopping to the floor followed by gun shots and groans of anger

"Ah, and the society of distinguished gentlemen" He says "We do this kind of thing"

What do I say?
[] what kind of drugs
[] want to kill him together?
[] okay, well I justhit a hornets nest, so I'm going to find my partner before shit goes wrong
[] Well there are two other assassins around here, just a warning
[]Well see you
[] *go downstairs*
[] *go upstairs*
[] write in

>>40003518
>[] okay, well I justhit a hornets nest, so I'm going to find my partner before shit goes wrong

>>40003518
>[] what kind of drugs
>[] okay, well I justhit a hornets nest, so I'm going to find my partner before shit goes wrong
>[] Well there are two other assassins around here, just a warning
>You shoot me and you'll end up like Carlos, m'kay?

>>40003518
>[] want to kill him together?
>[]We should probably grab our partners though, assuming the witch was with you.

>>40003518
>[]Well see you
>[] find thomas
Gotta move fast before they steal our kill

>>40003518
>[] what kind of drugs
>[] want to kill him together?
>[] Well there are two other assassins around here, just a warning

>>40003518
>[] what kind of drugs
>[] want to kill him together?
>[] okay, well I just hit a hornets nest, so I'm going to find my partner before shit goes wrong

>>40003573
backing, the more the merrier.

>>40003518
>[] okay, well I justhit a hornets nest, so I'm going to find my partner before shit goes wrong
>[] Well there are two other assassins around here, just a warning
>[]Well see you

>>40003573
I'll back if we can throw in,
>[] But I get to eat him, okay?
and
>>40003571
>>You shoot me and you'll end up like Carlos, m'kay?

>>40003518
>[] okay, well I justhit a hornets nest, so I'm going to find my partner before shit goes wrong
>[] Well there are two other assassins around here, just a warning

"What kind of drugs did you have anyways?" I ask as we walk towards the stairs as Carlos stumbles back down them, once again dead as he turns back into blood and slithers back to my feet, where he soaks through my shoes.

"Very potent cocaine" He says calmly as stuffs something into the front of his blunderbuss and blast the poor man who peeks around the corner, I'm sure if he was a vampire, but even if he was, he's dead now since most of his chest is now a fine red mist covering the wall behind him.

His friends shout at us and return fire wildly as they dive out of the way as Blackhound reloads.

"how potent?" I ask "Sorry I don't know much about this kind of stuff"

"Veeery potent" He says as he ducks around the corner

"Well, I just hit a hornet's nest so I'm going to find my partner before all of this goes to shit" I say "There's another assassin besides him and us, just a warning"

"Mmhmm" he says as he peeks out the corner and pulls the trigger again, my ears ring as there is a loud boom and smoke fills the air.

I think I can hear someone screaming in pain weakly.

"DO you want to kill the mark together than?" I ask

He turns towards me as he grabs his pistols and heads up the stairs and smiles.

"Oh would I love to" He laughs as he run forwards "So who's the other, do you know where she hails from"

"My guess is the ashen cauldron" I say "So pretty sure she hates me"

"Ah, I've heard of your little spree with them" He says smiling as he blasts a vampire missing an in the chest, at point blank "wonderful little story I am sure, so where is your friend"

"HE ISN'T DYING!" I hear a voice scream from down the hall, from under a door marked "Dance floor"

"Well, there's your answer" I say smiling as I hear more footsteps coming towards us.

"All of these ones are fodder" the lord sighs "tenth generation, at best"

what do i dO?
[] Summon someone
[] Scare the shit out of them
[] find thomas
[] ESTEBAAAAN!
[]cast a spell 1d20
[] set up a trap
[] write in

>>40003886
>[] find thomas

>>40003886
>[] Scare the shit out of them
>[] find thomas
mask, laughter, werewolf.

>>40003886
>"Say, you know Brausrburg? If you hear about him, might wanna back off. Guy's a three century old First Gen. He's where I got my dose from. Fucking creep..."

>>40003886
>[] Summon someone
Werewolf aka Baskerville

>[] find thomas

>>40003886
>[] Summon the werewolf
>[] Scare the shit out of them
>[] find thomas

>>40003886
>[] Summon someone, werewolf
>[] Scare the shit out of them
>[] find thomas

>>40003886
>[] Scare the shit out of them
>[] find Thomas

Pretty sure way less than half wanted to have ask him to work together, and I really don't want to share the kill.

>>40003957
shit forgot to add the
>[] Summon someone
tag for the werewolf.

>>40004016
why not? we get the most benefits out of it. also, who's willing to bet that the cocaine is our secret objective.

>>40003886
>[] Summon someone
>[] Scare the shit out of them
>[] find thomas

>>40003981
Why would we warn him? We don't give a shit about either of them.
Hell, I'd more likely take Thadricks side.

>>40004036
>also, who's willing to bet that the cocaine is our secret objective.
>Implying saving Lord Blackhound wasn't the hidden objective

>>40004036
>we get the most benefits out of it
It makes the killing less fun.

>who's willing to bet that the cocaine is our secret objective.
considedring getting it would mean killing Blackhound, very unlikely.

>>40003886
>[] Summon werewolf
>[] ESTEBAAAAN!

Fuck you captcha, doughnuts are not hamburgers.

>>40003886
>>40004010
Seconding

>>40004036
>why not
The majority not voting for it and not wanting it seems like a good enough reason

>>40004110
not getting it for us, securing it or something for the gentlemen.

>>40004036
Me.

>>40004168
Since when does Layla run a fucking charity here?

>>40004168
Why would Fraust reward us for helping another guild?
Thats kinda retarded.

More likely the objective is vampire related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSwaVvF7rdU

"Ah, well isn't that convenient" He say happily as he walks down the hallway, resting his blunderbuss on his shoulder as he goes so.

"Give me a second, Columbia" I say as I look back down the half of the hallway behind us, the shadows of the pests on the wall "Just need to do something real quick"

I hold my arm out and focus on my arm as blood drips down it, dark blood, nearly black, it quickly bubbles and grows, into the form of a naked man, who screams in pain for a second as his body stretchs, his bones breaking as his limbs split and his head cracks in half, a hound's face replacing his as the rest of him is torn apart, leaving a wolf like beast in his place, bits of his old body still covering him as he rushes down the hall.

A second later I hear a very high pitched scream and smile as I turn around and follow the drug fiend down the hall and into the dance floor.

"THIS ISN'T MUSIC!" Thomas shouts as he tosses someone through a speaker, his other arm hanging limply as he roars angrily "IT"S VOMIT FOR THE EARS GODAMMIT, ALL OF YOU HIPSTER FUCKS ARE DYING DEAD OR NOT, I'M FUCKING BURYING YOU HERE"

"I'm guessing that's him?" The man in the top hat says scratching his nose

"Yeah, he isn't supposed to be let out with out a baby sitter" I giggle as I watch him stumble back as a man empties a few bullets into his chest, which only makes him angrier as his blood coats the dance floor's concrete.

What do I do?
[] close the door on the dance floor,leaving black hound and thomas, go back down the hall
[] Where is alive?
[] Thomas stop killing the innocents...did I just say that?
[] Sigh
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] Try to explain this away
[] Come on thomas
[] write in

>>40004239
>>40004223
>Red as blood, let fine as powder, do with it as you may
>super cocaine
I could see it, maybe the vampires are finding a way to mix blood into cocaine?

>>40004300
>[] Sigh
>[] Come on thomas

>>40004300
>[] close the door on the dance floor,leaving black hound and thomas, go back down the hall

>>40004300
>[] Where is alive?
>[] Try to explain this away
>[] Come on thomas

>>40004300
>[] Sigh
>[] Come on thomas
[] Where is alive?

>[] Sigh
>[]Come on thomas, we have vampires to kill, and ther may be a witch if you're good.

>>40004300
>[] close the door on the dance floor,leaving black hound and thomas, go back down the hall
Might as well let him have his fun

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>>40004300
>"THIS ISN'T MUSIC!" Thomas shouts as he tosses someone through a speaker, his other arm hanging limply as he roars angrily "IT"S VOMIT FOR THE EARS GODAMMIT, ALL OF YOU HIPSTER FUCKS ARE DYING DEAD OR NOT, I'M FUCKING BURYING YOU HERE"

>>40004300
>[] Where is alive?
>[] Sigh
>[] Try to explain this away
>[] Come on thomas

Wait, where's the goth looking witch, what's her name, I think it was alive, stupid fucking name. I scan the room as people run towards the exit as someone sobs into a phone near the bar as thomas strangles a man with pink hair in the center of the dance floor as someone breaks a bat on his back.

Oh there she is, trying to sneak towards the stairs leading up, clutching her doll as several...people? follow after her, hanging forward like puppets left alone.

I sigh and shake my head, I shouldn't worry about her too much, I mean I already ate one of them, no reason to worry about her, even though I should probably kill her, just because she'll probably annoy me later on.

"Come on thomas" I sigh as I walk towards the mob of people running in terror "We need to kill the boss here"

"I am killing everyone" He growls as he gouges the eyes out of some unlucky vampire or maybe just some normal teenager, can't tell "Like you said we were going to, said kill all the vampires, and I can't fucking tell which ones are which"

"I doubt you care" the lord says as he sits down in a chair

"FUCK OFF PRINGLES MAN!" Thomas shouts

"Pringles man?" the top hat guy says

what do I do?
[] follow alive 1d20 for stealth
[] a fuck it, have a few bites to eat
[] Come on before I kill you both
[] Summon fire guy
[] HEY SHE'S GETTING AWAY 1d20 to trick the vampires on the dance floor to chase after alive
[] Can I have some gunpowder and by some I mean a lot of it 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40004646
>[] HEY SHE'S GETTING AWAY 1d20 to trick the vampires on the dance floor to chase after alive
>[] Come on before I kill you both
>[] Summon fire guy

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40004646
>[] Come on before I kill you both
>[] Summon fire guy
>[] HEY SHE'S GETTING AWAY 1d20 to trick the vampires on the dance floor to chase after alive

>>40004680
yeah, how about no.
>>40004646
>[] Come on before I kill you both

>>40004646
>[] Summon fire guy
>[] Come on befire I kill you both

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40004646
>[] Come on before I kill you both
>[] Summon fire guy
>[] HEY SHE'S GETTING AWAY 1d20 to trick the vampires on the dance floor to chase after alive

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>40004646
>[] Come on before I kill you both
>[] Summon fire guy
>[] HEY SHE'S GETTING AWAY 1d20 to trick the vampires on the dance floor to chase after alive

>>40004646
>[] Come on before I kill you both
>[] Summon fire guy
>[] HEY SHE'S GETTING AWAY 1d20 to trick the vampires on the dance floor to chase after alive

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40004646
>>40004670
seconding

>>40004740
welp, that fixed that problem.
should we really summon fire guy though? we shouldn't burn this place down until we get everything out of it.
>[] follow alive 1d20 for stealth

>>40004781
everything we NEED that is.

>>40004781
We certainly shouldn't go downstairs anymore if we summon him, don't want to be trapped by the fire.

>>40004797
like the super cocaine. because I'm pretty sure that's the secret objective.

>>40004781
backing, we want everything out of this, fire is not useful for retrieving things.

>>40004646
I'll switch >>40004779 to just
>[] follow alive 1d20 for stealth

>>40004825
I don't see what we would get from that, so I doubt it.
Might take a sample for the guys from the night shift thougg.

>>40004797
>>40004820
>>40004825
all good points, and that one's out of the way, after all we can just drain her and add her to our collection.

>>40004865
Get in the gentleman's good graces.
also I sincerly doubt,

>[] HEY SHE'S GETTING AWAY 1d20 to trick the vampires on the dance floor to chase after alive
will work if we pull a flaming monster out of our blood, so
>[] follow alive 1d20 for stealth

>>40004898
Obviously we pull him out afterwards. Thats just basic logic.

Just finished reading the ghost posts from the last thread, some good write-ups HM
on another topic,
why would we burn down the building before we fulfill our secret objective? the secret objective ALWAYS give us the best stuff, and we can burn the building down afterward.
I vote for basically anything that doesn't involve fire guy.

>>40004984
>Just finished reading the ghost posts from the last thread,
Link?

>>40005007
https://archive.moe/tg/thread/39877869/#q39889809_71
They're a lot of good write-ups from guide, and discussion of what we need to see later.

>>40004984
You're way too hung up about this secret objectives thing, most our missions didn't even have one. We got secondary objectives and those are spelled out, in this case burning the place down.

>>40005050
Cheers mate!

I turn my head back to the stairway and glare at the little witch slowly walking over to them, oh she's going to steal my kill well that just won't do, that won't do at all, I came here to kill, and so far all I've gotten was a suicide, and two ones that were basically mercy kills. She isn't going to take this away from me.

"HEY SHE'S GETTING AWAY" I shout trying to make my voice sound prissy and slightly terrified.

"HEY THE BITCH IS GETTING AWAY" Someone shouts as he runs forward towards the stairs. "COME BACK HERE, YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU, YOU KILLED GREGORY"

And then eight more people run after him, shouting curses or just screaming.

"These vampires are a lot stupider than usual" Pringels guy says as he sips on someone's abandoned drink.

I shake my head and begin to walk towards the stares as more blood flows down my hand, swirling around and burning before a scrawny corpse crawls out of it, embers falling off it as it screams in pain and wraps its arms around itself and curls up into a ball, smoldering.

"Now come on you two idiots before I kill both of you and blame the fire this pathetic thing will make" I say happily as I step over one of Thomas' victims, who is half the women she used to be, since her upper part is on the table and her legs are hanging over the railing

"Fine" Thomas sighs as he drops the vampire or normal person who's head he was crushing and runs across the blood covered dance floor, and vaults over the railing as the lord blackcocaine follows after me, sipping his stolen drink as he goes.

I hear a shriek of surprise and the familar noises of a fight up the stairs as I turn into them and...police sirens, shit we have to hurry now.

"Oh lord, why must your forsake me" the top hat guy sighs angrily
cont

>>40005071
[] follow the noises and continue up the stairs
[]c ast spider climb and go past the witch and vampires 1d20
[]c ast a different spell 1d20
[] Cut through with the scythe 1d20
[] dive in with knives 1d20
[] syringe the witch 1d20
[] Plow through the crowd on the stairs with the other three's help 3d20
[] command fire dude to do fire things
[] write in

Rolled 2, 2, 1 = 5 (3d20)

>>40005096
>[] Plow through the crowd on the stairs with the other three's help 3d20

fire guy if the police show distract them alright?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>40005096
>[]c ast spider climb and go past the witch and vampires 1d20

>>40005108
never roll again.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>40005096
>[] Cut through with the scythe 1d20

>>40005108
welp, not doing THAT any time soon.
>[] follow the noises and continue up the stairs

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40005096
>[]c ast spider climb and go past the witch and vampires 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>40005096
>[] Cut through with the scythe 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40005096
>[]c ast spider climb and go past the witch and vampires 1d20

>>40005108
so... this doesn't count for the basic 1d20 rolls right? only for the 3d20 option?
cause if it's only for the 3d20
>[] Cut through with the scythe 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40005096
>[]c ast spider climb and go past the witch and vampires 1d20