Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Endless+Sky+Ace+Combat+QuestOther Quests: http://pastebin.com/KWGJCSbTRULES AND STATS: http://pastebin.com/5q9fPFjzYou are KARLA WEISS, a Belkan fighter pilot looking to carve your own place in the skies!"These birds aren't exactly cutting edge." Your father sighs as he motions towards the two antique Bronco and Malmo planes gathering dust in his barn. "But they should be able to do the job.""What about the Flanker?" You nod to the tiger striped fighter plane your father used to fly."Completely busted." Dad shakes his head. "The engines are busted and I haven't been able to get them started up. And unlike turboprops, jet engines aren't easy to come by.""Christ, these things got autocannons, rockets, and even missiles!" Amy gasps as she examines the craft. "Where did you get all of this?""I had a lot of free time." Dad shrugs. "And most of those weapons were scavenged from my Flanker. And why are we standing talking! We need these birds in the air!""Right!" You nod and turn to Amy. "So how do we decide this?""Well..." Amy frowns. "The Bronco is the better armed and armored of the two. Centerline 20mm cannon, rocket pods, and missiles. The Malmo's got a pair of .50s, rockets, and a couple missiles, but it's smaller and nimbler than the Bronco.">Take the Bronco>Take the Malmo>Other
>>39982283>Take the Bronco
>>39982283>Take the MalmoHAHA MAXIMUM COIN
>>39982283>Take the MalmoLive, from /tg/, it's FRIDAY NIGHTBIAFRA BABIESMAY UPDATE>8 MILLION
>>39982283Question Merc, is the centerline 20 on the OV-10 the turret mounted rotary barreled canon? If so I'm very tempted to get Jager to control that while we fly
>>39982326Nope, it's forward facing in this case.
>>39982283>Take the Malmo
>>39982334aww, but still I gotta go with the beautiful DAKKA bird>>39982283>>Take the Bronco
>>39982283>>Take the MalmoThe bronco fits amy perfectly
>>39982313The new aircraft tho>Old school NIGHTRAVEN with old school interface>foxhound>FENRIRMuh dick
>>39982283>>Take the Malmo
>>39982283>>Take the BroncoAs fun as the Biafra Baby would be, I appreciate a beefier loadout.
>>39982283>Take the MalmoWe small and nimble now
>>39982283>Take the MalmoThe Bronco's closer to Amy's Warthog.
>>39982366Now I wish there was a sort of FREEFALL event where you get to strike at a satellite in low orbit with the nightraven.Also>tfw STEALTH FENRIR
>Take the BroncoSalvo on station. WE IN IT NOW BOYS!
>>39982283>>Take the BroncoI hereby claim this OV-10 Bronco as our ride, it's got extra seating for Jager and picnic supplies, and you can parajump out the back between the tail booms when you fold the rear door and turret down.
>>39982419>Laughing Project Aces.gifAlso, the stage theme>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSeJmWWRWbE
>>39982443You think that's bad?
>>39982455>Level Inflation is over 9000arfSfhsaggsngdnhoiyhyogsodothafflasnalf
Speaking of infinity, I just completed the 5th Campaign Mission without paying a fucking cent. Killing the Butterfly Master before the time limit with an LVL2 SU-35 was satisfying.
>>39982613>Lvl 2 sukhoi>Butterfly masterBloody lucky there chap.
>>39982631Wasn't much to do with luck. I found it was all in the timing of the Missile launches and waiting for opportunities to catch Camilla away from the Moskit's.
So, I have fun with these....(1/??)
>>39982686MANGAFAG YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
>>39982669Sound tactic. Then again I was a knife fighter, so I'd stick myself in with guns if I get a chance in a pass so yeah.>>39982686DEM LEGS
>>39982686>>399827088492/10 bang-up jobYou done good
>>39982708Something simple for Amy...(3/??)
>>39982708I like how, barring the helmet, Lilian looks like a zeon pilot here.
>>39982686>bare skin between thighsI know it's supposed to be fetish fuel, but goddamn I hope that girl has got some topical ointment on-hand because that shit is gonna chafe like a motherfucker.
>>39982733>Amy RayMANGAFAG YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
>>39982283"I guess I'll take the Malmo, then." You say, pointing to the smaller plane. "Something tells me the Bronco will be better off in your hands.""Sweet!" Amy grins and hops into the cockpit of the older ground attack plane. "Hm, yeah, not too different from the Warthog..."Meanwhile, you hope into the Malmo's cramped cockpit. Fortunately, the Malmo was a civilian plane, so it was designed for ease of use. You immediately recognize the control layout and can discern which control did what. You also noticed the jury rigged switches controlling the newly added weapons."All right, Karla, me and your 'friend' here will hold down the fort here." Dad says over the radio. "Now this is important. You CANNOT leave any of these fuckers leave alive, you got me? Or they'll just send more people.""I've already called for support from HQ. Artemis assets are inbound but it'll take at least an hour for them to arrive." Jager continues. "Hey, Old Man, you have anything better than hunting rifles?""What's wrong with them?" Dad huffs defensively."We've got a load of more... appropriate weaponry in the car." Jager says. "I think I can dash out and grab some extra weapons before the OB guys arrive."It was a huge risk, you think, but then if it meant your Dad and Jager would be better armed...>Let Jager go.>Keep Jager here.>Other
>>39982754and R18 version.Blessed Age and Muv-Luv (laugh)(5/5)
>>39982710Then again I'd spent quite a bit watching Whales make their runs in their OP superplanes so I just mimicked their tactics and it worked really well. >>39982708>DEM LEGS>>>39982733>Feddie UniformOHHH GOD YES.>>39982754>The SkimpMANGAFAG STOP MY DICK CAN'T TAKE THIS!
>>39982772>>Let Jager go.
>>39982772>Let Jager Go>OtherWe make him wait until we're in the air, then we cover his advance.
>>39982772>>Let Jager go.>Kiss his cheek"Goddess of victory giving out her blessing
>>39982772>Let Jager go.>>39982773LEWD!
>>39982772>>Let Jager go.Kiss for luck
>>39982772>Let Jager go.>>39982773LEWDEWD
>>39982772>Let Jager go.>kiss for luck
>>39982772>Let Jager go.He a pro at this bruh.>>39982776Ah, the old FOLLOW THE LEADER tactic.>>39982805mfw
>>39982776Oh and you know the Mobius tourney's going to be CLUBBER PRIDE WORLD WIDE galore
>>39982845Leaders are made to set the example, scrubs like me can only imitate and hope we imitate well.
>>39982772>Let Jager go.It's almost not even a question.
>>39982772>Let Jager go.>>39982806>>39982828>>39982844Guys, we're in a plane, he's in the house. Kind of hard to kiss him.
>>39982772>>39982805>>Let Jager Go>>Other>>We make him wait until we're in the air, then we cover his advance.this
>>39982868Well I've stocked up 41 fuel for this as of today, I made top 3000 in Fighter's Honor and I plan to make it to top 3000 this tourney, I want that Yellow Terminator.
>>39982879The thing is, those whales aren't so much leading as they are LOADSOEMONEing their way to the topI mean, the X-49 costs EIGHT MILLION credits to unlockIf that and the R-101, XFA-27, and now the Fenrir don't scream WHALE-ONLY, FREE2PLAY PLS GO, I don't know what does
>>39982893over the radio then
>>39982907>41 Fuel>Top 3kYou might be able to pull it off, but only the top 3k, and you'll still probably have to buy upThis is the Mobius tourneyFree players' words have no meaning here
>>39982773God that's lewd.Also, karla and dad's reunion scene when? I want some d'aaaawwwws
>>39982908Probably. But they gave me ideas on how to take on that Pasternak wannabe so I'll credit them for that. Also yeah the whale planes are annoying as fuck. It's hard for me to even get to the T-50, much less the R-101.
>>39982772>Let Jager go.
>>39982922I'll do my damndest anyway. I've got total F2P since I started in January, I don't plan to pay now.(Especially since I'm a Burger and my account it EU for dumb reasons.)
>>39982939Welcome to this twisted gameBamco's policy has become increasingly clear: cater to the whales, fuck everyone else, and keep those tourneys (and thus that fuel money) coming
>>39982939>>39982953I hope BamCo goes ROFL and decides to put in random drop Gleipnirs in the future.
>>39982930Last weekCheck the archives
>>39982980No, in manga form.It's Mangafag after all.>>39983005EVERY THREAD UNTIL THEY LIKE IT
>>39983027Until they truly appreciate the might of Belkan technology
>>39983005>>39982973No...something even worse. Something that'll haunt your nightmares. The Avro Arrow 2: The Reckoning
Hey there pilots, long time no see. In light of reading the last session, I am working on a picture of Karla giving her old man the famed "BELKAN PAWNCH". Unfortunately, I wasn't able to finish it by the time this thread started, but I sure am certain that it will be finished for next week's session.
>>39983062...I was present for that travestyGoddammit Canuckshills, why won't you let the damn thing die?Had more Soviet spies than the Manhattan project
>>39983066GOOD LUCK! I need the d'awws man.>>39983078>>39983062>Avro Arrow will never see StrangerealThis makes me sad.
>>39982686>>39982754I can do better, but I'm currently working on the BELKAN PAWNCH! pic. So I'm letting this slide.but still. noice pics bruh.
>>39983062>>39983114>inb4 There's a bunch of Arrows in the vaults beneath B7R.
>>39983128>Belkan vaults have been known to stock impossible SCIENCE! like GOOD MRE's>The Last Vault has unique SCIENCE! like the Arrow and Blue DestinyYesThis is relevant to my interests
>>39983156>Blue DestinyHell no. We ain't letting that can of worms out.I'd much rather us get a Zero system.
>>39983156Either that, or some gimmicky superweapon that relies of them known as The Bow and its Arrows.
>>39983189>Not wanting the ULTIMATE POWER FOR NON-NEWTYPESFeddie scum, afraid of your own creation!>>39983194>Dat spoiler>Actually Eirin
>>39983220>Not wanting Tactician KarlaDo you even strategic?
>>39982772"All right, but you don't move until I'm in the air." You instruct."Got it." Jager nods, already knowing what you're planning."All right, Magnet taking off!" Amy announces as the Bronco's engine roars to life and pulls out of barn. You wince at the loud rumbling the twin propeller engines make as they grind against your ears. It's been a long time since you've heard the sound of turboprops, back when you were flying in trainers. However, you push the nostalgia out of your thoughts when you remember the current mission. You throttle up the Malmo and its single engine sputters to life. The small prop plane slowly pulls itself out of the barn and into the open field just in time to see the Bronco lift off into the sky. Your Malmo quickly follows suit."All right, I'm moving out." Jager says. "I'm counting on you to cover me." "Always." You say as you and Amy orbit around the farm."Hey, Valk." Amy says, instinctively referring to you by callsign. "I'm gonna go ahead and rough up that incoming convoy."That did sound like a good idea to buy some time, but then again, you're thinking that they might not be the only group arriving, and with you focusing on Jager, if Amy left there would be nobody watching over your Dad...>Have Amy assault the convoy.>Have Amy overwatch the farm.>Other
>>39983255By that logic we should use the superior and much safer ALICE System.Although that ups the ante of another one for the Karla-harem and a snarky 'co-pilot'...
>>39983282>>Have Amy overwatch the farm.
>>39983282>>Have Amy assault the convoy.
>>39983282>Have Amy overwatch the farm.These OB guys are prepared for all contingencies, I reckon.MOBILE STINGER PLATFORM, FUCK YEAH!
>>39983282>Have Amy assault the convoy.It's probably their main forceDon't forget to stock up on fuel, buddies!
>>39983282>>Have Amy assault the convoy.Just wack em.
>>39983282>Have Amy assault the convoy.
>>39983282>Have Amy overwatch the farm.
>>39983282>Have Amy overwatch the farm.Keep dad safe please.>>39983189just wait til they find this in a vault collecting dust.
>>39983282>Have Amy assault the convoy.They weren't expecting a decent fight, and we don't need them zeroing in on Amy and the barn in the same run.
>>39983282>>Have Amy overwatch the farm.There is no way dad is dying the day we met him. Zero chance of that.
>>39983380>anons wanting amy to assault convoy. you guys are just falling for the tragic cliche of having the long lost relative be killed on the day you meet him.
What's exactly in the last Belkan Vault.
>>39983492>Open vault>Gas released>Everyone is now Karlasexual
>>39983507>H-Manga end achieved.It will be glorious.
>>39983282>Have Amy overwatch the farm.
>>39983507>Dad and Uncle
>>39983517>>39983507Also, it ends with a lot of things exploding in the end.Bomber Grape, ladies and gentlemen.
>>39983541EVERYONEWAS I NOT CLEAR?
>>39983507>>39983517I fear for Karla's mind and womb should she keep on her flying career. the sheer number of dickings out numbering the number of missiles fired.
>>39983420That depends on the dice god deciding it hates our guts today no matter what route we take.
>>39983581nah, only Jager gets to plumb this Belkan vault.
>>39983592so you would intentionally vote for the worse option more likely to fuck us over and leave us at the mercy of the dice?
>>39983619On d10s? Yeah
>>39983674why the fuck would you do that?
>>39983660Frank: "Karla, welcome to my world"
>>39983683Cause the DCs changing based on what we pick will just be the difference between a 6 or 7 DC.
>>39983660My head says noMy other side says yesSend help
>>39983709Ara ara~>>39983700No helpOnly lewd now
>>39983697that makes no sense, why would you go for the worse option just to fuck us and the characters over?
>>39983282"Overwatch the farm, Magnet." You order. "We don't know how many there are or where they're coming from. Keep an eye on my dad. I'm counting on you.""Um, r-right." Amy gulps as if she was just handed a live grenade. "I won't let you down.""Jager, how are things down there?" You ask as you glance down at the road below."Almost there." Jager huffs. "Though a bit of aerial recon would be helpful."You squint your eyes. Without any radar or optics, you were down to just your Mark 1 Eyeballs. That limited your ability to see from high altitude. You could always go lower, but then that would make you vulnerable to ground fire, and you were pretty damn sure the Malmo you were flying was not armored...>Stay high.>Go low.>Other
>>39983726>Go low.gotta make sure Jager is safe
>>39983726>Stay high."I said it LOOKS clear."
>>39983726>Stay high.Karla Weiss high as fuckThinking she's a Belkan Valkyrie and shit
>>39983726>OtherGet cover when we go high. There has to be a fence or shrubbery or something so it's not so easy to get a bead on us.
>>39983726>go high>Are there any low altitude clouds around the area? If so....go low
>>39983758>shrubbery>In a farm land>where trees only go 20-30 feet>when you want to go high.you high m8?
Remember anons,It ain't over till the fat lady singsWait, that's actually rather bad in Karla's case....
>>39983810This isn't NEAR over<<COME ON!>>
>>39983808I was just saying SOMETHING to take cover behind.
>>39983810it's bad if the singing is for us.What we need to do is make sure Karla's doing the singing for them and not for the the people she cares about.
>>39983810Crap, Byrnhilde did throw herself into the flames....
>>39983847>Deathflag.gifTo erase that image, have some chibi-Nitori.
>>39983726You decide it's not worth risking yourself to small arms fire and stay at your current altitude as you try to survey the ground ahead of Jager. From up here, the distance looked so far between him and the car...>roll 1d10 (ID test. You need a 6 or lower.)
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>39983903
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>39983903
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>39983903
>>39983909>>39983910>>39983913And so, Jaeger fell in that forgotten piece of land, and Karla could do nothing, but scream in disbelief.
>>39983909>>39983910>>39983913>>39983914had to be today huh, gonna be a long night....
>>39983909>>39983910>>39983913Can't see shit, cap'n.
>>39983909Better than nothing.>>39983928We always do tend to fail ID rolls....( with a few exceptions)
>>39983909>>39983910>>39983913AGHHHHHHHHIT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>>39983909>>39983910>>39983913Can't see shit cap'n.fuck. our Jager bombs might be in danger!
And once again we fail an ID test because anons spam dice within second of each other and don't give the dice roller a chance to reset it's seed generator.
>>39983933>Forgotten piece of land>Gensokyo welcomes you, Knightpuncher~
>>39983962Oh quit being so salty about it
>>39983984No.You idiots spam dice rolls ensuring that the results cluster absurdly and don't vary at all, which on a d10 means we end up like this.
Seriously Merc, when are we going to upgrade our ID skills? They've been consistently shit the entire quest and have remained exactly the same since the start. We've only ever passed like 4 ID checks to date.
>>39984009That's a valid point. Most of the Successful ID tests have been crits.
>>39983995Does it really take so long that this is a legitimate concern? I thought computers were supposed to be fast these days.
>>39983903Unfortunately, you don't see anything at all. While the field was clear, the trees were just too thick, and you couldn't see anything beneath all of the foliage."Negative, Jager. I have no visual." You report."Pity." Jager grunts. Maybe you should flush them out if they're there?"Well, you could try strafing the treeline with your guns or rockets. However, you only had a limited number of rockets. Probably only enough for one attack run, while your guns weren't quite as efficient at wide area attacks...>Strafe with guns.>Strafe with rockets.>Save your ammo.>Other
>>39984032>Strafe with guns.
>>39984032>>Strafe with rockets.Always a good wake up call.
>>39984032>>Strafe with guns.Save rocket ammo.
>>39984032>>Strafe with guns.
>>39984032>>Strafe with guns.Oh look, a middle ground. Alwayss Pick Middle Ground.
>>39984023it's not even related to that issue, the die's seed generator is based on post time, so you post at the same time, you get the same results with almost no deviation>>39984032>Strafe with guns.we just need to identify them
>>39984032>Strafe with guns.POP POP WATCHING OB BASTARDS DROP>Kira~ KarlaMUDHENNNNNNNN
>>39984032>Strafe with guns.start from the edge, corral them to cluster together when they're flushed out. Then unleash the rockets
>>39983995cry fucking more you fucking faggot, stop participating in the quest, nobody likes your input, all you do is bitch about dice rolls that don't go your wayI hope we fail more rolls and Jaeger dies and then maybe you will stop posting for fucking ever in this quest
Guise, whatchu listenin' at? Aside from that guy who loves Zero.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCJq4BPYJiI
>>39984022and most of those that would have been successful were rendered invalid with 10's, including the crit successes...>>39984032>>Strafe with guns.With the M3's replacing the quad .30 cals we should have about 3000 rounds between the two guns, we can spare a few bursts
>>39984105>DemetoriBloody good taste.Although I'm on an Urban Legend in Limbo high right now.>TURBO HAG!!!!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSeJmWWRWbE
>>39984023The dice rolling code does not work that way, it's based on when you post, so lots of people posting at the same time equals shit dice. Yes it's shit and an outdated method of making 'random' dice rollers, but moot never touched it since its implementation.
>>39984107show us the math. How many seconds of gunfire do we have considering the M3's fire rate and the amount of ammo we have in the plane?
>>39984094So you hope the quest burns just to spite one anon? Jesus you're worse than the dice sperg.
>>39984032>Strafe with guns.>>39984105>Forgetting maximum overbuddyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ta4VQOxFZ4I need the adrenalin rush it gives to stay up
>>39984133Considering that you are said anon, I think the quest will do just fine without you.
>>399841261500 rounds per gunEach M3 can output about 1200 rounds per minuteWe've got roughly 1:15 of continuous fire on these guns
>>39984126at a RPM of 1200 for the AN/M3, which were what were mounted when the quad 30's were swapped out on a few USMC Bronco's, we have two and a half minutes continuous fire with 3000 rounds between the two guns.Of course the guns couldn't run that long sustained, but they were intended for COIN work, doing short strafing runs and CAS while staying on target for a long time
>>39984173Lovely? Oh you haven't heard LOVELY just yet, chap.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwREK31glRs
>>39984140>>39984120Listening to this sexy piece made by Nintendo. Dat guitar.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG77HTdreh0>>39984177>>39984172Noice, Now we know what we can do.
>>39984156I'm not, I don't care about the dice one way or the other, but you're acting like a massive faggot anon, you're being even worse than he is starting fights with everyone you perceive as some boogeyman. There are 25 people in this thread, not just yourself and some other lone faggot so deal with it and shut the fuck up the both of you.
>>39984177Wait a secAre you saying we have 3k rounds feeding EACH gun?Because I thought it was 3k rounds split evenly between the two
>>39984182It's good enough that I ain't listening to demetori here man.
>>39984177derp, forgot that it's shared between the two, so we have one and a quarter minutes of fire between them>>39984203nah, I derped, it's getting late here and I've not slept in two ays
>>39984216Moshi Moshi, Koishi desu~>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCL9yQry_5k
>>39984219It's OKJust rememberWe use fiddy cals for a reasonWe've kept based Ma Deuce (and variants) for a reason
>>39984032"Roger, firing guns." You say as you line up the nose of your little Malmo parallel to the treeline just behind your parked car. You switch off the jury rigged safety and your finger tightens on the trigger.>roll 1d10 (Lower is better!)
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>39984245
Rolled 7 (1d10)DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA>>39984245
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>39984245>>39984245
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>39984182ca-ca.....casino jazz........>>39984245
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3998424510 get.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>39984245
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>39984245
>>39984262Well you're not wrong...
>>39984259>What OB forces sees when seeing Karla gunning for them
>>39984259>>39984261"Yep, a little bit of pieces down there"
>>39984285>>39984288After the 7 on the ID check, I guess the Golden dice smiled upon me
>>39984261CHOO CHOO ORDINARY WITCH COMING THROUGH>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbinUP3u_U8
>>39984301>Warhammer we've cleared the hotzone, thanks for the assist, Bravo Six out>This is gonna be one heck of a highlight reel>I heard that!
GOD WHY DID YOU FAGGOTS ROLL A ONE DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL SOME SYSTEM IN THE BACKGROUND NOBODY CARES ABOUT ENSURES WE FAIL EVERY ROLL IN THE QUEST GODDAMN
>>39984341>some system nobody cares about>nobody cares about diceTry harder faggot, you're on /tg/ where we have statistics fetishes.
>>39984333>inb4 Meanwhile, on the ground.....>"It's all YOUR fault!">>39984341Nice b8, m8
>>39984341bruh. The dice in this dc is a roll under check.u just salty. So salty the salt turned into a hunk of solid rock.
>>39984261Flustered Karla in a late night meet up?
>>39984261>>39984259Oh my. Looks like the scrubs in the shrubs are getting a haircut today. Post ground attack.
>>39984388more like a*puts on glasses*CLOSE SHAVE.
>>39984388>MPBM>>39984400/mgqg/ pls go back to monster raep
>>39984416>>39984417sorry, couldn't find an appropriate dealwithitsunglasses.jpg image. my bad. care to donate?
Oh dear, late again... >>39982686>>39982708>>39982733>>39982754>>39982773Very nice! I think you beat me this time, I haven't finished yet. >>39983126Good to see you again, as if I'm in a place to say that, haha...
>>39984445Looking forward to it, drawbuddy.
>>39984444And this one
>>39984445Whoops, that's me...Anyway, work in progress for id@lpilot. Probably won't finish tonight.
>>39984445You're not Mudhen, are you?Because if you are then...>KIRA~ KARLA WHYYYYYY
>>39984465I like it anyways though.
>>39982772>"I've already called for support from HQ. Artemis assets are inbound but it'll take at least an hour for them to arrive.">>39982283>"What about the Flanker?" You nod to the tiger striped fighter plane your father used to fly.>"Completely busted." Dad shakes his head. "The engines are busted and I haven't been able to get them started up. And unlike turboprops, jet engines aren't easy to come by."Sooooooo.We're fixing our dads flanker up when/if we get out of this.That old beast will fly once more. And we've got to get him under our wing - we lost him once, never again! Also someone repost manga's Dad Tango.
>>39984465...I get a very KH vibe from these facesAlso, Karla channeling her inner Takane
>>39984465>SIT VERY FUCKING TIGHT.jpgAt the rate things are going, we could have an ACQ art anthology book for the next Comiket.
>>39984465Goddamn that curve.
>>39984495>manga's Dad TangoIt was Chibs if I remember correctly.
>>39984465dayum son. I'd love to help you wit dat booty idolaces@project but each to their own designs.>>39984462>>39984448>>39984444Thanks. for the donation. Here's one that I found in return during my own search for better sunglasses.
Goddamnit forget turning off that spoiler.
>>39984245You fire several quick bursts of .50 cal gunfire into the trees. It's more exploratory than anything, but your little fishing expedition bears fruit when you see two little blobs break cover and try to flee deeper into the trees. Looked to be a pair of camouflaged scouts or snipers. Grimacing, you hit your rudder pedals to shift your Malmo's nose a bit to the left and unleash a slightly longer burst of gunfire, and you see the two shapes below disappear in a cloud of dust as your tracers hit directly on target. You continue to fire a few more random, sustained bursts into the trees just in case."All right, I think you're clear." You say playfully."Thanks for the show." Jager says wryly as you watch him dash for the car. He pops open the trunk and grabs two duffel bags full of weapons and ammo and starts lugging them back to the barn. However, despite that very entrancing show of strength, you can tell Jager's pace was being slowed by the extra weight. Meanwhile, the SUVs were barely a few hundred meters down the road. In a few seconds, they'd have a visual on Jager. However, they were still in the trees, making targeting them a bit a tricky. Plus, if you hit them now, the guys inside would just scatter into the treeline and you'd never be able to get them all. On the other hand, if you waited for them to go into the open, they'd be completely exposed.>Try and attack the convoy now.>Wait for them to come into the open.>Other
>>39984495The tango was actually between Karla and Jaeger actually and it's called "The Belkan Tango"Here's the repost for you.
>>39984529>Try and attack the convoy now.30mm rocket time?30mm rocket time
>>39984509BRB comitting sudoku.I remember the initial post more where he was asking if In The Shadow Of Dad or The Boyfriend felt more appropriate :(Now I kind of want to see the tiger striped dad version too
>>39984529>>Wait for them to come into the open.
>>39984529>>Wait for them to come into the open.>>Other"Jeager, heads up, tangos inbound. Hit the dirt. I'll wait for them to get closer before I open fire to catch more of them. When I do, run for the house."
>>39984529>Try and attack the convoy now.
>>39984529>Wait for them to come into the open.Let the prey in closer~>>39984524>mfw
>>39984529>Try and attack the convoy now.Use Rockets
>>39984529>Wait for them to come into the open.
>>39984529>Try and attack the convoy now.Deterrence. Deterrence. Deterrence.
>>39984529>>Try and attack the convoy now.
>>39984465All this lewd art and not enough lewd stories with these girls...
>>39984529>Wait for them to come into the open.The patient hunter gets the prey.
>>39984589Rules of nature?
>>39984529>Wait for them to come into the open."Time to sprint Jager!"
>>39984578You have Lillian and his Fiance.You have Karla and Jaegerbombs. Use your Imagination.Are you Amy? Cuz you sound jealous and flustered from all of the lewds.
>>39984465WHY YOU NO IRC THO?
>>39984609>Lillian is a heWELL I GUESS WE KNOW WHAT KIND OF GIRL SHE REALLY ISKinky~
>>39984606No, Greater Good.https://youtu.be/n4bY4EeS8G8?t=28s
>>39984529>Wait for them to come into the open.>>39984474Not enough stars! Need more night missions to show off the sparkles!>>39984496I need to practice more, haha. You picked up on the fact I used to doodle KH fanart.>>39984512>idolaces@projectOh my, that's a fantastic name. And you're welcome to draw it, too! Manga suggested it as a theme last week.>>39984524Love it!>>39984536And very nice!
>>39984639>>39984656I hate myself when that happens.
>>39984666It's the facial style that gives it away-KH likes the angular lines on its faces, and the proportions seem skewed towards very round or very skinny a lot
>>39984666Stars, you say?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351cD3wZuUc
>>39984529"Jager, hit the dirt!" You warn as you circle your Malmo around to engage the convoy. You make sure the make the turn wide enough so you can time your approach to right when the convoy breaks the treeline.Sure enough, a long line of black SUVs, about six in total, barrel down the road. The convoy breaks the treeline, and grinds to a halt when they see your group's car blocking the road. It's only for a few seconds, but it's all you need as you switch off the safety on your rocket pods.>roll 1d10 (AtG roll. You need a 4 or lower for maximum effect!)
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>39984767
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>39984767Here comes the snow!
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>39984767
>>39984652There's an Endless Sky IRC channel?>>39984694Could draw to this all night! Thanks for the link.
>>39984775Alright, we're good.
>>39984775That's gotta hurt.
>>39984770>>39984775>>39984777<<That's a kill!>>
>>39984775And the snow still works.
>>39984775>>39984777>>39984770So from what I'm getting here, we got off by the skin of our teeth, right?
>>39984775Good job anon!
>>39984785>There's an Endless Sky IRC channel?the #SWQ channel is where most peeps and QM's and drawfags involved with the SWQ/SW89?MercBot quests hang out.
>>39984785Probably the communal Planefag/Ghost/Merc/MausTONKS WHEN IRC
>>39984785Platina Jazz is a godsend for us all.
>>39984799Barely.Seems Warhammer didn't like his job taken by two upstart here.
>>39984799It's best of 3 not how many successes of 3.
>>39984770that was too close anon.>>39984775noice>>39984799yup.
>>39984825It would be funny if Warhammer was part of Artemis though.Then you realize the Warhammer FCO in MW3 is a girl so...
>>39984825which reminds me, where is that salty dog?
>>39984821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih-uRkS8gHQrelated videos from platina jazz. God bless youtube.
>>39984850Dat Cruel Angel's Sax though
>>39984843Or maybe in artemis Warhammer will be an all-female crew like wildcard.
>>39984785I DEMAND you join the #swq channel. Merc is a robot so he doesn't really mind if you don't, but we want you!
>>39984906>Pilot and Copilot are Major Kong expies>Thermal TV operators are KTKM and Ooi>Gun crews are team 9-ball>FCO is Marisa-ze
I just realized.>Ghosteyes is an AWACS in whom we only know his voice.>Ghosteyes is in charge of Team Wild Card, an all female team of fighter pilots.>Ghosteye's Angels.
hey, this one is quite good toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaBROUSnj8A
>>39984964UhYou sure you don't mean Loki?Because I'm pretty sure Emmeria never fielded an all-female fighter unit
>>39984971I just found the cover of Tank. Time to double the the datajazz .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OKEjgj0rv4
>>39984985It was just Lanner.>Loki's Angelsbetter?
>>39984985>>39984964>Once upon a time, there were four different little girls, who grew up to be four different young pilots...>www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Ms5JjalME
>>39984939>#swqI'm trying, but I know nothing about IRC, so it's taking a little while.
>>39985005>>39984993THis has to be a thing now.>www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkSx9Hckxis
>>39985033But anonIt already is
>>39985039But it has no artWITH THE POSES AND EXPLOSIVE BACKGROUND AND EVERYTHING
>>39985049SOMEONE GET ON THIS
>>39985027www,rizon.netgo chatenter that #swq on channel nameprofit.
>>39985062Noted.Query: Skintight suits with Missiles flying in the background?
>>39984767Your twin rocket pods expend themselves as they launch dozens of rockets towards the SUV convoy. You watch with slightly restrained glee as you walk rockets right down the line. You see a rocket punch right through the windshield of the lead SUV, causing to explode like an overripe fruit while the next two behind it are similarly torn apart. The next two are thrown into their air like toys before crashing to the ground. The sixth and last SUV quickly begins to reverse back to the relative safety of the trees while the survivors of the attack try to extricate themselves from their wrecked vehicles, only to be picked off by precision fire from Jager."Nice shooting." Jager compliments you."Nice shooting yourself." You return the kindness. "All right, I'm moving. That's probably not the last of them." Jager grunts and you see him get back up and hustle to the safety of the barn."Valk, Valk, we got trouble!" Amy almost shouts. "I see helicopters incoming!" Goddamn."What does it look like we've got?" You ask as you set course back to the barn. Ground forces was one thing, but air support was a whole different story! "Looks like two groups. Four Hueys in one and two Hinds!" Amy says. "How about you take one and I grab the other?">Attack the Hinds>Attack the Hueys>Other
>>39985107Or riding a missile.>>39985117>>Attack the Hinds
>>39985117>Attack the Hinds>>39985107As many as you can fit
>>39985117>>Attack the Hueys>>39985107Yes, maybe an explosion too.
>>39985117>Attack the Hinds
>>39985117>Attack the Hueys
>>39985117>Attack the HueysGodfuckingdammit they're packing some serious heat.Their commander must know Weiss-Papa fairly well.
>>39985135It's no parody of Charlie's Angels if there's no explosion in the background.
Quick question, I know what a Huey is, but what's a Hind?
>>39985166Mil Mi-24 HindRussian-designed combat helicopter
>>39985117>"Valk, Valk, we got trouble!" Amy almost shouts. "I see helicopters incoming!"This is why we had Amy do Overwatch. Otherwise we'd find a dead daddy and/or an explosion when we came back from dealing with the convoy.
>>39985166...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-24NATO code: Hind.
>>39985166Soviet gunship. Attack helicopter and troop transport.This is an upgraded South African version.
>>39985166Attack helicopterAlso carries soldiers
>>39985183The Russian Super-hind tho
>>39985117>>Attack the Hinds
>>39985117>Attack the HueysGive Amy the tougher Hinds.>ice creamCaptcha, those are cupcakes.
>>39985202The Super Hind upgrades are carried out by a South African company, ATE-Aerospace.
>>39985166Also known as the "flying tank"
>>39985117>Attack the Hinds"Colnel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?"
>>39985202the Super Hind is South African, the russians own verion of the super hind is the modernised upgrade packages for the Mi-35
>>39985232>Twin snakesAyyyy>>39985222Based South Africans.
>>39985232Why the fuck wouldn't they be here? Do you not know Ace Combat?
>>39985250Dude, do you even METAL GEARRRRRR>>39985244... Fuck.
>>39985250>Missing the Metal Gear joke
>>39985250>the joke>your head
>>39985244Prepare your center torso rear.
>>39985268That's the best picture I've seen in a week... fukken saved.
>>39984804>SWQ Channel rules>#1 Inquis is a slut>#2 There are no other rulesI like this place already!Now who's Inquis and does he ERP?
>>39985337I blame hiimdaisy.>>39985358Inquis is a channel regular and is the lewdest
>>39985117"I'll take the Hinds." You say as you bank your Malmo towards the two distant contacts."Um, you sure?" Amy asks in a perplexed tone. "Those things are pretty damn heavily armed and armored...""I'll make it work. Plus I don't really have the ammo to take on multiple targets anyways." You say. "Um, sure, okay." Amy says uncertainly as her Bronco banks away to meet the Hueys.The Hinds also seem to notice your approach and turn towards you, intent on taking you down as well. You check the status of your weapons. You only had four missiles, which you had to use sparingly. However, you still had plenty of .50 cal ammo, but if you remember correctly, Hinds were mostly armored enough to withstand that kind of firepower...>Guns>Missiles>Other>Guns>Missiles
>>39985403>GunsWe may not be a hog, but we can BRRRTTTT just as fine!
>>39985403>>GunsWe'll just have to aim well.
>>39985403>Missiles>follow up with guns
>>39985403>MissilesHINDS ARE DESIGNED TO BE IMMUNE TO .50CAL FIRE
>>39985403>Aim for the Rotor blades!
>>39985463HIND ROTOR BLADES ARE DESIGNED TO BE IMMUNE TO .50CAL FIRE
>>39985477what about the rotor axle?
>>39985477FIDDY CALS CAN'T BREAK HIND ROTORS
Why the all caps?(Also, what are we gonna do about this whole 'we're kinda flying into a bad matchup' thing?)
>>39985489>>39985477but rockets can
>>39985500>Not having faith in the Baby
>>39985403>MissilesTime to get in it.
>>39985500If the guns fail, we use rocketsIf the rockets fail, we use fuelBecause jet fuel CAN melt rotors
>>39985507WE JUST USED ALL OUR ROCKETS>>39985488WHAT PART OF "IMMUNE TO HEAVY MACHINEGUN FIRE" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
>>39985521YOUYOU FORCED MY HANDPIC RELATED
>>39985403>MissilesCaptcha's asking for pizza, but one of those was a doughnut. Did we overload it last week?
>>39985533BUT WHERE IS THE JET FUELMUH DEBRIS FIELD
>>39985537My Captcha was noodles. I hope we don't spill some spaghetti...
>>39985526>>39985489>>39985477Note that Merc Command stated >armored enough to withstand that kind of firepower...He did not state>armored enough to be immune to that kind of firepower...Check your wording anon. It's obvious you're salty.
>>39985403>>MissilesThanks for the quest again this week, Merc!
>>39985526parts of the fuselage are armored against 23mm cannon fire, namely the cockpit and just behind the doors covering the first transport benches, but the rest is vulnerable to 30 cal MG fire
>>39985403You switch on your missiles. Sticking to guns was not a guaranteed kill, and with things like Hinds in the air, you did NOT want them sticking around for too long. You flip off the safeties on your missiles and wait for the tone to indicate a lock, only to remember that your little Malmo didn't actually have a radar or fire control system. You just had to trust that the built in sensors in the missiles could handle things.>roll 4d10 (AtA roll. You need a 6 or lower.)
Rolled 4, 4, 8, 9 = 25 (4d10)>>39985620
Rolled 5, 8, 8, 1 = 22 (4d10)>>39985620
Rolled 4, 2, 3, 9 = 18 (4d10)>>39985620
Rolled 9, 6, 4, 8 = 27 (4d10)>>39985620and here. we. go.
Rolled 6, 10, 7, 1 = 24 (4d10)>>39985620
Rolled 10, 4, 10, 4 = 28 (4d10)>>39985620
>>39985631Not bad at all.
>>39985631I think this is the best we can come up with for now.
>>39985631three successes>>39985629one crit and one normal success
>>39985631noice.>>39985637you fool. count yourself lucky that you're late.
>>39985666>>39985637Obviously he was just confirming an attack order, Satan.
>>39984465MUDHEN, DO YOU HAVE A TWITTER, PIXIV, DEVIANTART OR SOMEWHERE YOU POST YOUR ART OTHER THAN THIS THREAD
>>39985705Uh, say again your last, over.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>39985620...
>>39985743WHERE IS YOUR IMPERVIOUS ARMOR NOW CROCODILES?!!
>>399857431 hind goes down in flames, another takes a bad hit and also goes down shortly after.
>>39985743All according to plan bay bee!
>>39985775>posts pic of Math blastersMan that takes me back to my kindergarten days.
>>39985743I see that they bought the stock Hinds, not the South Africanized one.
>>39985743You unleash all four missiles at the pair of oncoming Hinds. You watch as the first two streak in towards the lead Hind, with one missile crashing straight into the cockpit and the second driving itself right into the engine intake. The second Hind sees what's coming and deploys flares. One missiles is completely thrown off and nosedives into the ground, while the second explodes prematurely, sending the Hind spinning briefly out of control from the shockwave. However, to your dismay, the Hind regain controls and you can see its chin gun moving to track you. >Wave off to dodge.>Open fire!>Other
>>39985843>>Wave off to dodge.
>>39985843>Wave off to dodge.
>>39985843>Wave off to dodge.Let's dance, you fat fuck.
>>39985843>Wave off to dodge.EVASIVE ALGORITHMS!
>>39985843>>Open fire!Our gun stat is the strongest thing in the skies.
>>39985843>Wave off to dodge.Goin' UP! Captcha was more pasta and noodles.
>>39985872>Obligatory cirno joke goes here
>>39985885Karla and Jager playing calvinball will be hilarious.>>39985904>mfw
>>39985843Errr we had 3 successes and the Hind didn't beat any of them with its roll, why did the missile that should have hit it asplode early?>>39985872That might actually mean something if we weren't carrying 50's and flying head on against the thickest armor on the Hind...
>>39985922>why did the missile that should have hit it asplode early?Suspense, prolonged action, and Drama.
>>39985922Because it was just that well done. If we'd gotten 2/1's on all rolls and he rolled a 10 for them, then I'd cry foul.
>>39985914>plays Calvinball>Jaeger always gets surprised when Karla resorts to deploying the belkan surprise and utilizes her belkan clay.>Karla wins round 1 of the tease.>Jaeger wins round 2> Round 3:..?????
>>39985843You instinctively pull back on the stick as hard as you can, putting the Malmo in a steep climb in a hopeful effort to get out of the Hind's line of fire.>roll 1d10 (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower.)
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>39985962DICE
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>39985962Rolling
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>39985962errr
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>39985962
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>39985962
>>39985967Livin' large, anon!
>>39985967BLOODY BANG-ON JOB MATE
>>39985967Wow. This session's weather is a full on snowstorm.
>>39985988Damn straight!Appropriate music!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP7R6XENCUs
>>39985967We just maneuvered the Hind into terrain didn't we?
>>39986015more like made it try and do a backflip upon which it failed and crashed into the ground.>Silly hind, helicopters fly right side up! not upside down!
>>39986030>Insert ACE COMBAT ASSAULT HORIZON HELICOPTER MISSIONS FOR IDIOTS here
>>39986015This thread reeks of CREEEEED!
>>39985962You manage to pull away fast enough that the Hind doesn't even get a shot off, and you continue to gain altitude so it can't track you, either. "Uhhhh, uhhhhh, Valk, bad news." Amy says guiltily. "Two of those Hueys slipped past. I'm circling around to reengage, but I don't think I'm gonna make it on time!" Sure enough, up ahead, you see a pair of Hueys, fully laden with troops, heading directly toward the farm, with the door gunners firing sporadic bursts at the ground and in your general direction. "Don't worry about the Hind, Karla. I can handle it." Jager says."Are... are you sure?" You blink."Yeah, I'm sure." Jager assures you.>Makes sure the Hind goes down.>Take out the Hueys.>Other
>>39986048TACTICAL GENIUS HURRRRR
>>39986055>Take out the Hueys.Don't you dare touch our dad!
>>39986055>>Take out the Hueys.Trust in the Jager
>>39986073Then you might wanna change your vote.>>39986055>Take out the Hueys.
>>39986055>Take out the Hueys.
>>39986087>>39986085Guys, he's saying he can deal with the Hind. The HUEYS are the ones after the farm.
>>39986055>>Take out the Hueys.
>>39986087quoted the wrong part here meant >>39986055>>Take out the Hueys.
>>39986089>>39986087>>39986085>>39986073you guys are getting your priorities mixed up.Jager is telling us that he'll handle the hind. He wants us to take care of the Hueys. You're voting against his suggestion.
>>39986055>Take out the Hueys.Jager if there was ever a time not to be a jobber, now's the FUCKIN' time.
>>39986055>>Take out the Hueys.>>39986084thanks for pointing that out, I derped
>>39986055>Take out the Hueys.Needed to change my vote there.
>>39986055>>Take out the Hueys.deleted my first vote because I'm a moron
>>39986055>Take out the Hueys.>"Don't worry about the Hind, Karla. I can handle it." Jager says.I'm guessing he brought a Stinger.
>>39986123Or a torpedo
>>39986132Amen, Hallelujah, peanut butter.
>>39986132>torpedo>anti naval>use on land to take out air units.you derped real hard there anon.
>>39986132>>39986140Oh it's going to be one of THOSE attacks again huh?>>39986143Bro do you even BLACK LAGOON
>>39986132Unfortunately there is no conveniently placed ramp
>>39986055>"Uhhhh, uhhhhh, Valk, bad news." Amy says guiltily. "Two of those Hueys slipped past. I'm circling around to reengage, but I don't think I'm gonna make it on time!"Can someone who follows this quest closer than me explain why we have her here instead of Lara?
>>39986155She was the one we took in from last voting IIRC.Mostly for shenanigans.
>>39986155Because we figured we could handle the 'handicap', and it amused us.
>>39986153Just another day on ACQ, mate.>>39986154WE WILL MAKE ONE.
>>39986155to send her fluster levels to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
>>39986164Oi frosty, you're late again!
>>39986172>>39986155and so far, we've handled the handicap like a boss. so deal with it.
>>39986175>mfw>>39986173>Uh, Mr Weiss?>Yeah?>You don't happen to have a ra-->DON'T WORRY SON, I GOT THIS>Papa weiss proceeds to push a remote, and a DAIMOS-SIZE ramp appears out of freaking nowhere
>>39986184What? I never had a problem with her coming along. (Me being >>39986172.) Apologies if I offended. Like you said, we've been doing pretty alright either way.
>>39986204no it was actually to link your response in >>39986172 to >>39986155I never did intend to insult you. So Sorry.
>>39986211Ah, I getcha. S'alright, no big.
So whos hyped for strike witches 3?
>>39986224>Pilot wants to be a cowboy, but became a pilot>Doesn't simply kill them when ableThat said, I love that fuckin' show.
>>39986281You can't be serious. A THIRD SEASON??!>>39986292Revi tho
>>39986286Word from the Nips is 502nd, Brave Witches
>>39986301>a full season of voiced georgette (?)Kinda want
>>39986055"You sure you got it?" You ask cautiously."Yes." Jager say with a hint of exasperation. You reluctantly bank away from the Hind and line up with the pair of Hueys. As you pass the barn, you could see two figures on the roof, fiddling with a MANPADS launcher."Where the HELL were you hiding that?!" You gasp at the sight of the stinger missile launcher mounted snugly on Jager's shoulder. "Don't tell me it was in the trunk the whole time!""Never know when you might need one." Jager points out. "And yes. It's been in the trunk this whole time.""You got quite the odd group of friends..." Dad sighs."Oh Dad, you don't even know the half of it." You laugh as Jager fires the stinger, the missile looping and arcing through the air before slamming into the Hind, snapping the tail off right before the entire craft is engulfed by fire."You and me are gonna have words." You grunt to Jager.However, you don't linger too long on the sight, as you still have two Hueys to deal with.>roll 2d10 (GUN skill. You need a 7 or lower.)
Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d10)>>39986318Here comes the snow
Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d10)>>39986286>>39986300Actually, its already announced quite a long time ago.After OVAs there will be new SW Series.>>39986317>No Mackmeh.>>39986318>>roll 2d10 (GUN skill. You need a 7 or lower.)
Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d10)>>39986318
>>39986321NUFF. FUCKIN. SAID.
Rolled 9, 7 = 16 (2d10)>>39986318
>>39986309thank god as I don't think even Japan would like yet another rehash of things with the 501st.
>>39986323Come on Manga, at least there's best french in there.>>39986326L-lewd...
>>39986335>This is japan>land of shittastes and reharshes
>>39986321That's not snow. That's a goddamn blizzard.
>>39986343if its really about 502nd, i am hyped more about Nipa and Sasha.
>>39986344Even they have limits.
>>39986352Imagine her tag-teaming with Rally Vincent tho.
>>39986348I think we've discovered the Valkyrie's true talent.The older a plane she flies, the more amazing she becomes. We're attuned to flying history.Remember, we got our name in a -phantom-.This just reaffirms my desire to salvage dad's balkan flanker now. it's gotta be a legendary plane of some kind.
>>39986380SKYHAWK WHENFOCKE WULF WHENFOKKER TRIPLANE FUCKING WHEN
>>39986367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXE4wO-Qt48This has been my theme music all night long...
>>39986380oy. Don't for get Project: Repair Pixy's Morgan sitting in our garage. Although I wonder what would happen if we actually found Cypher's Eagle at a garage sale.
>>39986380>This just reaffirms my desire to salvage dad's balkan flanker now. it's gotta be a legendary plane of some kind.Fuck yeah I'm all for that.When we do that we can finally sell our Falcon and use the money to help rebuild that Morgan or buy a Black Widow.
>>39986380So Strikers 1945 time?
>>39986393Salvo I can now confirm that you have bloody good taste. >www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE_ofAg8POY
>>39986416>Strikers 1945LelDat pun, it's so funny it hurts
>>39986428That's an actual shmup series as for the similarities to the title of SW89? intentiona homage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XD_QAH91GQ
>>39986451I know man. I used the unholy hell out of the shinden in there.>tfw no more strikers 1945 cabinets in the arcades near my place
>>39986421Hey, we should be friends. Also, I've yet to hear any piece of music from Cowboy Bebop that wasn't top notch.
>>39986463True that man, true that.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ
>>39986462Mame (shmupmame to be exact) is your friend there.
>>39986488Yeah, maybe I should get around to downloading that.Although I've got my hands full with touhou already so yeah
>>39986463well that's too bad. But that's cuz it's just too good to listen to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTMw7rEsDk
We're at page 9 and at 516 posts, we should tone it down and wait for Merc Command
>>39986538>>39986526that won't help any anon
>>39986318You line up your Malmo with the pair of Hueys closing in on the barn and open fire with the twin .50s. Now, the Huey was a nice, respectable helicopter, but it simply was not as well armored as a Hind was. You see the first Huey in your sights literally fall apart under the sail of bullets as the massive .50 caliber rounds tore through steel and flesh alike. What's left of the aircraft plummets to the ground when you nose over to the second Huey. The door gunners open fire on you in an attempt to chase you off, but it's too late as you respond with your own burst of gunfire, tearing through the cockpit and sending the Huey into an irrecoverable spin, sending parts and sometimes men flying off in all directions before shattering on the ground like glass."Aw man, you left nothing for sweet old me?" You hear a familiar and very annoying voice."Wolf." You roll your eyes."Yep! You miss me?" Wolf chuckles as his F-22 streaks by overhead."No. No I don't." You say nonchalantly."Oooooh, harsh as always." Wolf laughs. "And Amy? Find a boyfriend yet?""Fuck off." Amy grunts. It's then that you see the wave of Artemis helicopters incoming. If there were any OB forces left in the area, they'd be long gone by now with a sight like this. "Looks like we pulled through, somehow." Dad sighs. "Don't think you're off the hook, Dad." You remind him. "You still gotta make up for all those years you missed.""Yes, I'm aware." Dad sighs. "You're not going to tell your mother about this... are you?"You just remain silent."Karla...?" Dad says helpless. "T-this isn't funny Karla, please answer..."Heh, maybe you'll leave him to squirm for a little while longer....>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week. Don't forget Vertical Tanks on Saturday and PJ Witches on Sunday!
>>39986585thanks for the thread Merc!
>>39986585Thanks for the run, Merc! See you next time.
>>39986585Thanks merc. Great thread as always>Troll Karlaufufufufufufu~
>>39986585thanks for today boss!>"Karla...?" Dad says helpless. "T-this isn't funny Karla, please answer..."Hehhehehehehehehe.
>>39986585That was a fun session.What a snowstorm of rolls. See ya next week.
Well he does deserve it.
>>39986585It was a good time, Merc!Operation complete. Ammo 30%, Fuel at 20%.Salvo flight is RTB at this time. Until next time ACQ.
Now I really want to see art of Papa and Mama Weiss.
>>39982686>>39982708>>39982733>>39982754>>39982773Pretty late, but:>"It feels like we're wearing NOTHING AT ALL"
>>39986627Mama Weiss will probably kill Papa weiss.
>>39986683AND IT MUST BE DONEAm I the only one here who wants to see Papa Weiss as Liam Neeson and Mama Weiss as Audrey Hepburn?
>>39986695If Papa Weiss is any less than TLoU Joel Imma be real sad.
>>39986683nah, though she might break his pelvis with makeup sex
>>39984465Always did wonder how the hell they get into those suits...Maybe when exploring a Vault, a Wildcard steps into a machine that closes up (privacy-purposes), removes their clothes, and fabricates a custom made suit around them.
>>39986719G Gundam Motion Trace suits, son.>>39986702No see Joel is good and all, but he's too young. You need something like a grizzled veteran with silver hair for that.>>39986715>Insert Nun and Bullseye here
>>39986715Can't see that happening, the neighbor next door popped the questioned and I think she said yes.
>>39986746>Papa Weiss' Roaring Rampage.webm
>>39986695>>39986683She's gonna give him the BELKAN PUNCH!
>>39986695weird, I imagined Papa Weiss as Old!Joesph Joestar.
>>39986746Nah, Mama Weiss is loyal to Papa Weiss, even though he might not deserve her, but he'll make it up to them both.
>>39986757>IMMA PUNCH YOU TILL YOU CAN'T TELL WHERE YOUR FACE IS ANYMORE>I'MSORRYHONEYREALLYIJUSTHADTODOITPLEASEDONTKILLMEOHSHITSHESKILLINGMEHEL--[They had lots of sex afterwards]
>>39986775Only if he doesn't drop his wine when flying fighters.
>>39986776Not really, he slept with the other guy. I mean she thought he was dead and moved on.I don't know.
>tfw I had the last pic before the image limitWelp, haven't reached image limit in a Merc quest in a while.>>39986843I wonder how she'll react when Papa-weiss calls>Hello?>HEAVY BREATHING>H-Hello? who i-is this?>MORE HEAVY BREATHING>OKAY FU-->in a spooky voice>Hhhhiii hoonnneeyyyy
>>39986843well this just got depressing and shitty fasthopefully that went nowhere and never became a thing while we've been chasing dad
DAMMIT MISSED THE THREAD AGAIN
>>39986885In that case, Yandere papa weiss soon?
>>39986885He proposed if I recall and accepted.
>>39986947Now I really hope nothing came of that.
>>39986953>>39986947QUICK GET PAPA WEISS ON THE PHONEBETTER YET>DRAMATIC WEDDING OBJECTION!!!!