>>39951405
>Shoot sparks in his good eye

>>39951405
>Shoot sparks in his good eye
>Run

>>39951405
>Shoot sparks in his good eye

>>39951405
>Shoot sparks in his good eye

>>39951405
Spark bukake.

Spark bukkake it is

>Roll 1d10

average of three

>>39951513
>average of three
What the fuck are you smoking?

I'm just not going to roll with shit like that.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>39951513

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>39951513

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>39951513
everyone else too much of a bitch too roll then?

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>39951513

>>39951613
No, just didn't bother because averaging it is retarded, which like your roll, destroys the result.

Nope! You whip you wand out, the flimsy wood creaking between your fingers, as you aim at the ogres remaining good eye.

'Please work.' You think to yourself, as you channel your best attempt at fire magic.

The ogre just laughs as you gather your energies, "Reecey.... we both know that you're a shit wizard. You can't threaten me with that twig. Now, why don't you just sit still and-

A flickering tongue of flames shoots out of the tip of your wand, spitting sparks into the ogre's red tinted face. "Not today." You yelp, as the ogre drops his hammer, denting the floor as he paws at his face.

The fire dies as quickly as it started, but Aeglin's attention has been gathered at least, the smith just glances up from some clock parts he's cleaning, looking bored of the whole ordeal.

With a roar, Aeglin vaults a table of maces, snatching one up and smashing it into the armour over Richie's ribs, the half ogre growling with pain, as he drops to his knees.

>Run, take the elf with you
>Help Aeglin
>She can handle him, you should..... (write in)

>>39951694
>Help Aeglin

>>39951694
>Help Aeglin

if only we brought our orb we could record this

>>39951790
expanding that thought

we should record tourney matches and fights, sell them like boxing and all that, and also sporting events and big occasions like weddings or such

>>39951694
>Help Aeglin

>Roll a d10 to smash

best of three this time

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>39951833
I'm assuming no crits considering the small dice range?

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>39951833

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>39951833

You look around for another weapon to help the elf, eyes falling on the ogres warhammer, but there's no way in hell you're lifting that two handed monster. In stead, you grab a short sword, and run in close, aiming to stab at a gap in his armour.

Aeglin rears back and smashes the huge bastard in the gut, sending him toppling to his back, howling in pain, before I jab the sword into his underarm, trying to fight the queasiness I always feel around drawing blood, as the blade parts muscle and grates against bone.

The ogre screeches, as his blood starts to flow into the floor, "You lot better be cleaning that up." The shopkeep sighs, tossing a rag in your direction, as Aeglin presses her mace up against the ogre's face.

"YIELD!" Richie whimpers, "I yield! Please!"

>Kill him
>Write in

>>39951978
>Kill him
Say goodnight, Richie.

>>39951978
Tell him to fuck off and never come back, killing him is just going to cause us more problems.

>>39951978
>Write in
"And what would that mean for our situation? Because if you yielding and me sparing you means you'll just come after me again, then my friend here will paint this shop with your brains. So incentivise this deal for me, make me not regret sparing you and I might just do that."

>>39952022
Second maybe add in for him to tell the guild that they will get there money soon enough

Just a thought on the side of letting him go, what would we be able to do to make the Uni think we're dead if Richie tells them we are.

>>39952047
They would probably just send another for us, but if we can get Richie to put a stop to future efforts like this, that would be much better.

>>39951978
>Kill him

>>39951978
I'll second this:>>39952034

>>39951978
Sorry Shopkeeper. Richie I'm working on a way to get the money back. I need to get it off the ground first. Tell the academy they'll be getting a payment soon. Now git.

Gonna make this clearer

>Kill him
>What can you offer me for not killing you?
>Tell them they'll get their money soon, piss off

>>39952101
>Tell them they'll get their money soon, piss off

>>39952101
>Tell them they'll get their money soon, piss off

>>39952101
>>What can you offer me for not killing you?
then and only if we need to
>Tell them they'll get their money soon, piss off

>>39952101
>Tell them they'll get their money soon, piss off

>>39952101
>>What can you offer me for not killing you?
you guys have never dealt with debt collectors have you? because telling them they'll get their money soon means they just hire more bounty hunters and increase the interest of your debt...

>>39952101
>What can you offer me for not killing you?

>>39952101
>What can you offer me for not killing you?

calling it now for

>What can you offer me for not killing you?
Writan

"What can you offer me the?" You ask, "For not killing you, that is."

Richie sniffs loudly, the arm you stuck the blade in twitching as blood gushes out of it. "I- I'll tell them you're dead!" He promises. "PLease!"

Aeglin glances over at you, then back down. "Jus' like that, eh? Ya aren't expected to bring his head back or nuthin?"

His free arm pounding the floor, Richie looks between the two of you. "I... they wanted his ball thing."

"It's not a bal-" You start to argue, before cutting yourself off. "You're not having it." You vow, "Anything else they'd accept?"

"A head, a hand or your wand." Richie whimpers, "Please, just take the sword out!" He whines, sweat running down his warty face.

>Write in

>>39952235
We sorta need all of those, don't we?
How easy would it be to replace our wand and how important is it for continuing our business?

>>39952274
I think a wand was 200 gold? We probably could get the gold for a new one out of Richie.

>>39952235
Give him the remains of our old wand, "Tell them you sat on it or something"

>>39952289
>>39952274
We have the pieces to our old one still. We could give him that. They'd also be able to recognize it unlike the new one we got.

>>39952310
>We have the pieces to our old one still. We could give him that.
Sounds good to me

>>39952310
Oh, I forgot that our old one got fucked up. Then we give him that one.

>>39952337
It's so long between threads I tend to forget most of the smaller details.

>>39952289
we need our wand to make the pebbles

>>39952235
>>39952294
>>39952310
do this, we still have the old broken one, have Richie say that broke in the fight and our body burned to a crisp when we tried and failed at casting real magic

>>39952408
>have Richie say that broke in the fight and our body burned to a crisp when we tried and failed at casting real magic
Haha, I bet they would totally fall for that.

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You scrounge into the depths of your pockets, searching for the two snapped halves of your old wand, fishing them out.

Fine wood, old oak, another resource you'd bought through the university on credit. "Take this one then." You tell him, tossing the remains on his chest. "You're the one that snapped it in the first place."

Richie does his best to glare at you through the singed flesh around his remaining eye, "That's cos you blinded me with it!"

Aeglin presses the mace into his head, squeezing his skull against the floor, "S'that, or die." She explains simply.

The ogre stares at the wand, before he reaches his free arm up, shakily taking the oak. "Fine." he slurs, "But who knows if they'll believe me."

With that, you pull the blade out of his arm, Richie howling in pain and clutching at the wound, as Aeglin steps away from his face.

For half a moment, Richie glances at his abandoned warhammer, before Aeglin hefts it up, swinging it about with surprising strength.

"Get goin' then." She orders, before Richie heaves himself to his feet, glowering the whole way out.

The smith glances up, "Ya know, taking that hammer is stealin' right?" He asks.

Aeglin turns to the old, heavily muscled man, giving him an easy grin "It's fine. I'm in good with the guard captain."

The smith just shrugs, "Well, if it's too big, I'll take it back from ya for twenty." He quickly nods to the pool of blood on the floor, "Now get cleaning."

After a quick arguement over who has to do it, you make it clear that since you're paying for her armour, she has to clean up.

With a sigh, she squats down and starts cleaning, as you peruse the store. Checking your purse, you have 55 gold still, glancing at the incredibly expensive hand cannonettes, costing 100 gold each

>Trade in the hammer for 20 gold

Buy armour for Reece/Aeglin
>Leather: 5
>Chainmail: 15
>Plate: 25

Buy weapons
>Shortsword: 10
>Mace: 8
>Axe: 7
>Crossbow and bolts: 12
>Bow: 6
>Warhammer: 25
>Shield: 9

>>39952549
Pick out some leather armor for Aeglin, the short sword for ourselves, and let Aeglin pick which weapon she wants.

>>39952549
>>39952588
backing

>>39952549
For Aeglin
>Plate: 25

Ask the guy for any knives/daggers. Our character can't fight for shit, but a holdout dagger may be useful. At the very least, knives are always handy.

And no need to buy Aeglin a weapon when she can use that new warhammer.

>>39952549
>Armour
Leather for us
Chainmail for Aeglin

>Weapons
Shortsword for us
Can Aeglin use the Warhammer?
If not, trade it in and buy her a sword+shield or whatever she s best with.

>>39952549
>Trade in the hammer for 20 gold
>Leather armor for us, chainmail for Aeglin
>Shortsword for us, ask Aeglin whether she prefers a shortsword or mace

that should be 20 for the armor, and 20 or 18 for the weapons, total being 40 or 38, leaving us with 35 or 38 gold.

>>39952588
We need armor too, we're only in a tattered shirt and I'd rather Aeglin get some better armor unless she can fight a LOT better in leather than chainmail or plate

>>39952588
This

>>39952619
55-40=35

good math anon

>>39952662
+20 from the hammer you retard.

>>39952662
55-40+20 is 35, mate.

>>39952662
read his post, he voted to trade in the hammer for 20, which brings our overall total to 70 before we spend anything

good english anon

>>39952686
75*

Once Aeglin's done cleaning up the blood, you have her try out a suit of hardened leather armour. It won't do much against a straight up stab, but it should protect her from cuts... you think.

You also grab a short sword for yourself, picking a different one from the bloodstained blade you shoved in Richie. "Alright elf, pick what weapon you want out." You tell her.

She reaches for another warhammer, "I can duel wield the fuckers." She laughs. You just stare at her, straightfaced, until she sighs and puts both back on the shelf, "Well yer no fun." The smith counts out twenty gold to take off your bill, as Aeglin pulls down a a round mace with a spike on the tip and a rounded wooden shield.

"How much is all this costing us, Numbers?" She asks.

"Don't call me Numbers." You groan, handing the smith 12 gold to cover the rest after the hammer. "Please tell me you at least know how to use those."

Aeglin shrugs non commitally, "I know me way around a fight." She replies.

The smith hands you a scabbard for your sword, as well as a clip for Aeglins mace, attaching it to her belt. The weight of the sword feels unconfortable on your hip.

"Now, get out, 'fore you two start another fight." The smith tells you, pointedly looking at the door.

Stepping out into the street again, you still can't shake the feeling that unseen eyes are watching you, despite the cheery spring sunshine.

>Head back to Josies bar
>Go see that clergy girl, Ramona
>Head to the guardhouse
>Find out where this Grak guy's base is, before he threatens you again
>Write in

>>39952899
>Head back to Josies bar

>>39952899
>Write in
Go to the wand shop and see how much the wands are.

>>39952899
Uhh there were equal votes for leather or chainmail for Aeglin with one for plate, and it seems discussion was in favor of chainmail for Aeglin because she's meant to be our fucking bodyguard, so why'd you go with leather?

>>39952899
u wot m8?

we voted for leather for ourselves as well as whatever armor Aeglin got

>>39952934
>>39952952
because all the other shit was mixed up in the other stuff the wanted while >>39952588
had people directly supporting it

>>39952986
Based Chuckles is based

>>39952986
Uhh no it had one person supporting it while there were 2 other votes that voted for leather for ourselves and chainmail for Aeglin, it wasn't mixed up at all, and if you can't fucking understand the votes, then ask for clarification you tard, you still fucked up the vote count

>>39952991
you mean Chuckles can't read

>>39953007
It had two supporting votes

>>39952986
Right, so because the other votes were separate and not just bandwagoning seconding a single post, they don't count now?

>>39952986
That doesn't make any sense, just like the update doesn't represent the votes at all, unless you just couldn't be bothered reading the other votes and just blindly went with the one that had the most replies to it.

>>39953014
While that anon can't count, just like the QM, there was still equal opposition to that vote with a majority wanting leather armor for ourselves at minimum.

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>>39953007
>>39953017
Oh great, here comes the chainmail defense force mad about superior boiled leather.

CDF plz.

>>39953034
Fuck off troll, I personally don't care that much about the differences but she's our bodyguard, she needs stuff that can take a hit, and more importantly, so do we, but because I didn't second that vote, mine gets ignored apparently.

>>39953034
>can't take a stab while chainmail can
>superior
pick none and fuck off back to daytime /k/

>>39953030


No armour for us:
>>39952588
>>39952604
>>39952650
>>39952613

Leather for us:
>>39952617
>>39952619

get reece armour>>39952617
>>39952619

get just aeglin armour>>39952588
>>39952604
>>39952650

they were the only ones linked to me that were clearly votes, i didnt count>>39952641 because it doesnt look like a vote

its over, bring it up next time you go to there

moving on, vote for a destination

>>39953071
>its over, bring it up next time you go to there
And let you kill us in the meantime? Fuck that.

>vote for a destination
No, not until you learn to read or vote.

>>39953091
>No, not until you learn to read or vote.
I think that goes for you as well.

>>39953071
You do realise those votes for "get just Aeglin armor" don't actually say to not get armor for ourself right? because thats all they clearly voted for, just like you said, ergo, they are not votes for "don't get us armor"

>>39953091
>"No, this quest is over until the mean QM listens to me!"
Go throw your toys out of the pram somewhere else.

>>39953100
What, is your definition of voting samefagging or botching a vote?

>>39953105
If I wanted armour I would have voted for it.

>>39952899
>>Head back to Josies bar
>>39953091
man drop it, seriously not worth the hassle. dont think chuckles is gonna kill us off. we aint even supposed to be combative anyways

>>39953071
Back to the bar. Josie knows a lot of people, we should ask if she knows of any other potential actresses.

>>39953117
Thanks for putting words in my mouth faggot.

>>39953122
You didn't vote to not get armor though.

>>39953127
No I won't drop it, because I know Chuckles will cause us shit over it, it's the kind of QM he is, he's That DM.

>>39953140
>You didn't vote to not get armor though.
That's exactly what I did by not voting for it

>>39953140
its probably just a modifier for aeglin in combat dickhead, no one cares

>>39953071
>its over, bring it up next time you go to there
Aaaand theres the asshole again, thought you got better than this, but it turns out you just needed to mishandle a vote to revert to a cunt once again.

>>39953122
If you didn't want armor you should have voted for it, but you didn't.

>>39953165
>hurr durr we don't need armor, it's not like we've ever been in a fight or need protection

How are you this stupid? It's a hell of a lot more than 'just a modifier' you moron.

>>39953186
>>39953173
hey look, i found you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I

>>39953173
>If you didn't want armor you should have voted for it, but you didn't.
>I vote for going to Josie's Pub!
>I also vote for NOT going to the Barracks, The Priest or The Crime Boss

we could just ignore him and move on with the quest.

>>39953165
>>39953199
I bet when Chuckles fucks us with a rake and Aeglin and we get hurt from it you'll think
>"Huh, seems her modifier wasn't high enough, many we can have a modifier next time?"

>>39952899
Back to Josie's bar

>>39953220
You say that like it's a single anon when it's pretty clearly more then that considering the outcry at Chuckles' inability to pass 3rd grade English.

>>39953237
To me it looks like there's one or two of you.

>>39953248
Looking at the post times during the vote kerfuffle and the argument that continued and slowly died it seems theres 3 apart from myself who Chuckles just outright ignored my vote, but I'm about to collapse after work and honestly couldn't care less about this quest at this point with the QM's performance.

>>39953267
Then prove that you don't care and piss off.

>>39953267
Then get out and stay the fuck out.

Just a thought, but there were some anons who were thinking about getting out of this town and starting anew in another city since we're just getting played by all the crime bosses here. Would that be a good idea right now, or are we better off trying to deal with the situation we have here?

"Let's head back to Josie's." You tell the elf, "She seems to have some connections at least."

The hairs on the back of your neck are standing up the entire walk back, the odd whisper about 'that wizard' on the edge of your hearing, as well as 'pervert'.

You hurry through the doors of Josie's bar, nearly bouncing off the 7foot wall of muscle in the doorway. A half orc glares down at you, before Josie appears, "Not him, Bill, he's they guy that'll be payin ya."

Wait, what now?

You pick yourself up, as Aeglin sidles up to the orc, spotting a few more burly looking types by the door, as you follow Josie. "Who am I paying now?" You ask her.

She points to the group by the door, busy quaffing beer, "Just some boys I got together. Since we both went n pissed off Grik and Grak, figured we could use a few guards, keep them shits out of me bar."

"So why aren't you paying them?" I ask her, snapping at Aeglin to stop flirting.

Josie shrugs, "Well, it's more that we'll be splitting their pay." She sighs, "Given that you now add to my income, and you profit off of me. I figure we give them 5 gold each a week, they stay fed, we stay safe."

>This is all out of your pocket
>Fine, but I want to change the pay too
>At least ask me next time
>Write in

>>39953310
then we'd just be getting played by the crime bosses in the next town, and lose our current customer base

we should at least get a better handle on the situation here, make what money we can and see whether we need to move on or can come to terms with the crime bosses here before we hastily just uproot and move on

though if we find a merchant or similar who is interested in shipping our product, we could offer a couple extra sample stones, for them to use to sell them, maybe give wholesale prices etc for bulk or resale purposes

>>39953328
>>At least ask me next time

>>39953328
>At least ask me next time

>>39953310
We've got a growing consumer base here so our profits are only going to increase. I'd say it'd be worth the hassle at least until our growth starts halting.

>>39953328
>Fine, but I want to change the pay too
>At least ask me next time

>>39953328
>Write in
"Alright, fine. Any good lucking ones in the lot we can use for the next couple shows? Aeglin might not care about how their faces look, but customers might."

>>39953328
switching vote to this
>>39953404

>>39953441
What was your old post? You can't just say you're switching without indicating which one you're switching from.

Even better, delete your old vote and put in a new vote with the thing you want copied into it. That makes counting votes easier and more clear.

>>39953404
this works

also when are we going to start filming PoV works with us and Aeglin?

>>39953501
inb4 Reece has no dick from being a clone

wizard porn solid snake

>>39953501
Maybe when you learn how to vote properly.

>>39953496
i think it was this one.
>>39953400
but not 100%

alright, so i dont have to deal with half an hour of pissing and whining

>Fine, any lookers?
>At least ask me next time

>>39953550
Both?

>>39953550
>At least ask me next time

>>39953550
>Fine, any lookers?

>>39953536
Can't you delete it?
Do you not know how? Do you not see the big DELETE button at the bottom of the page?

>>39953536
you fucking retard, 4chan's default inline extension tells you which reply is yours when you view the reply chain from Chuckles' post

>>39953550
both

>>39953550
I will also go with both.

>>39953550
>>Fine, any lookers?

both it is

"Fine. At least ask me next time." I sigh. "How many of them are there?"

"Ten." She tells you, taking a rag to a glass, "That's fifty a wee-"

"I know how much it is." I cut her off. I hate being condescended too. "Well, are there any lookers in the group? Aeglin might not care how their faces look, but customers might."

Josie's smile quirks up on one side, "Looker's eh? You interested?" She hums in consideration before I deign to answer that. "Bill's got a decent cock on him, so some of the girls tell me. And there's always Hael. Pretty as a maiden that one, but stronger than anyone expects. You know how elves are, but..." She smirks, "He knows what he's doing. Still a girly one like that, with your guard, someone's probably gonna enjoy watching those two go at it."

"And the others?"

She shrugs, "Bit more of a mess, scars and crude muscle. Not exactly specimens."

Aeglin leans in, "Told ya, I'm taking the night off, Shal's given me some nasty soreness from last night."

"Great, now we need another girl too." Josie sighs. "Unless you wanna throw the Hael and Bill at each other. Not sure they'll swing that way though."

>I can convince them
>How about you Jose?
>Excuse me, I have to find that church girl
>Any of your serving girls up for some extra money?
>Write in

>>39953842
>How about you Jose?
If not, church girl is a great back-up

>>39953842
>>How about you Jose?
>Any of your serving girls up for some extra money?

>>39953842
>Any of your serving girls up for some extra money?
>Don't ask Josie

>>39953842
>Excuse me, I have to find that church girl

>>39953842
>How about you Jose?
>Any of your serving girls up for some extra money?

>>39953842
>>Any of your serving girls up for some extra money?
though we did tell Remona to come back this night, that can be our backup plan

>>39953842
>How about you Jose?
>Excuse me, I have to find that church girl

4 votes for josie
4 for serving girls
4 mentions of church girl

welp

>All three
>Go see Ramona
>Josie
>Serving girls
>Ramona and Josie
>Ramona and serving girls
>Josie and Serving girls

>>39954089
>>Josie and Serving girls

>>39954089
>All three

>>39954089
>All three

>>39954089
>>All three

>>39954089
>>Ramona and serving girls

>>39954089
>Ramona and serving girls

>>39954089
>>First lesbian sleepover video

all three, writan

I jerk my chin at her, "What about you Jose? You want to be a star?"

Your partner just smirks, "Fun as that sounds runt, I don't exactly have much time to spend fuckin. I ain't shutting the bar early and getting the bread ready for tomorrow keeps me up til the late. Maybe once I can get some more people actually able to run the place withou' me."

Shame. "Well, any serving girls you can spare?"

She pauses to rub her chin, "I can spare Faijiela for the night. I think she got a taste for it, after what yer elf did to her."

Aeglin clacks her mug down at that, "Stop callin' me his elf. Numbers doesn't own me or nothin'."

Josie rolls her eyes, as I nod, "Send her up some time soon then. I have to go talk to that church girl."

Josie points an authorative finger at me, "Remember what I said, I don't want that priest hanging around me bar, yelling all night. If I catch a whiff of him, I'll cut yer pinkies off." With that threat, she breaks out in a grin, pinching your cheek. "Have fun."

Aeglin in tow, I head out into the afternoon sun, heading towards the church. "Where ya reckon we'll find her then?" Aeglin asks. "There's a little cottage out the back too."

>Check the church
>Check the cottage

And
>Stick together
>Split up, send Aeglin to check the other spot
>Send Aeglin to fetch stones, you can handle this on your own

>>39954356
>>Check the cottage
>Stick together

>>39954356
>>Check the cottage

Gotta avoid the priest

>>39954356
>Check the cottage
>Stick together

>>39954356
>Check the cottage
>Stick together

>>39954356
>Check the cottage
>Stick together

writan

You head towards the cottage behind the church, telling the elf to keep up. She fiddles with her clothes, pulled on over her armour as she follows.

Pressing your ear to door, you hear someone inside, and knock. "Come in." A young voice calls out.

You open the door and step inside, spotting the girl over by the fireplace, boiling water. "Oh, Mr Wizard, have you changed your mind?" She asks, standing upright, stock still apart from flattening her white dress.

Aeglin slumps into a seat at the nearby table,shrugging her shield up to her shoulder, "He's planning a lot of fun tonigh'." The elf tells her, a wicked smile on her face.

Ramona tilts her head at you inquisitively, like a curious puppy. "Yes Mr Wizard? I'm ever so interested."

>Write in

>>39954553
"We do have a slot open for tonight, if you're available. But it has to be kept discreet, of course."

>>39954553
"If you would like to assist in our endavours this evening, I hereby formally invite you to attend. We'll be meeting in Josie's tavern after nightfall, and if this proves as popular as I think there will be made a sizeable donation to your church. If you can avoid detection from the priest on your way there, that would be very appreciated."

>>39954633
we might not want to openly say its happening at Josie's, and we might want to see if we can find somewhere alternate for filming with churchgirl

>>39954553

Since I'm not good at write in stuff, I'll support these: >>39954625
>>39954633

Did we ever ask her why she's interested in this?

>>39954660
>Did we ever ask her why she's interested in this?
no, but we should, in case she's sent by the priest

>>39954655
If you have a better location to film feel free to suggest it, but I can't think of anywhere safer other than maybe the guard barracks.

"We have a position open this evening." Aeglin snorts and you shush her, "If you're available, meet us at Josie's bar after nightfall. Of course, if this proves to be as popular as I suspect, your church will receive a sizeable donation."

She smiles at that, teeth white and gleaming, "Oh, goodie. I'll be there with bells on."

"Just more effort to take off." Aeglin whispers to you.

You choose your words carefully, "We'd appreciate a more... discreet approach, if you don't mind. Your bishop might not appreciate if he knew you were going to be working with us."

The girl nods happily, a look of total sincerity crossing her face, "Oh, of course, I couldn't let him know."

You nod a few times, slapping Aeglin on the arm until she stands, "Well, pleasure to be doing business with you.... See you this evening."

As your hand touches the doorknow, the girl calls after you, "Wait! You haven't told me.... Who am I supposed to be.... working with? I just want...." She clears her throat, chest heaving, "Just would like a mental image."

>Write in

>>39954807
I dunno, just describe them?

>>39954878
who?
it means pick one

>>39954885
The effiminate elf

>>39954807
Tonight you'll be working with a half orc named bill decent fellow, stoic would be a good word for him his "package" is a bit on the larger side. And a much less imposing elf lad named hael, pretty fellow will provide an excellent contrast while they are drilling you.

>>39954807
"I'll give you the choice, grizzled big man or e effeminate elf. Heard they are both good at what they'll be doing but I'll leave it up to you. Course if you do both I could pay double"

Suggestions by Josie were Hael, a male elf; Bill, a well endowed human, and Faijiela, a female elf who did a scene with our bodyguard in the first thread.

>>39954807
Describe Hael, the pretty elf guy, and Faijiela, the bar maid.
We'll probably start with Ramona and Faijiela, then Ramona with Hael, and last both Faijiela and Ramona with Hael.

>>39954885

I guess if she's inexperienced we could suggest Hael or Bill? Faijiela seems pretty enough, but Aeg did most if not all of the work in that scene.

>Hael
>Bill
>Faijiela
>Both men
>Both elves

>>39955033
>Both elves

>>39955033
>Both men

>>39955033
>Both Elves

>>39955033
>>Both men

>>39955033
>All three

>>39955033
>Both men
Something tells me we need to ease the girl who worships a fertility goddess into things before we suggest a lesbian scene.

>>39955033
>Hael

writan, both dudes

>>39955033
>>Both elves

"Well, tonight I have some talent to work with you. A half orc named Bill, decent fellow. Stoic would be a good word for him. Well endowed too, so I hear."

Aeglin snickers and disappears out the door, as Ramona tilts her head up, shutting her eyes.

"I also have an elf man, who's much less imposing. Pretty fellow as I hear it, should provide an excellent contrast."

Her eyes fly open at that. "Two?" She breathes. "Oh goodness. But.... where would the second man even put-"

I'm cut off by the sound of smashing glass outside, "Oh that better not have been that elf." You growl, "See you tonight Ramona."

You shove the door open, finding Aeglin leaning against the cottage wall, arms crossed, a smirk on her face as she stares up at a hole broken in the church window.

"Not a bad shot." She tells you, "Some kid just hurled a rock from across the street, took out four panes on his own, then scarperred."

>It was you, wasn't it?
>That's it you're fired
>Whatever, let's just get out of here
>Write in

>>39955442
>Whatever, let's just get out of here

>>39955442
>It was you, wasn't it?
>Whatever, let's just get out of here

>>39955442
>>It was you, wasn't it?
>Whatever, let's just get out of here

Think about investing in identification magic to make sure she really is an elf.

>>39955442
>Whatever, let's just get out of here

>>39955442
>>It was you, wasn't it?

>>Whatever, let's just get out of here

>>39955442
>Whatever, let's just get out of here
>If this splashes back on me and Josie, its coming out of your pay.

>>39955442
>>If this splashes back on me and Josie, its coming out of your pay.

I turn to the elf, "It was you, wasn't it?"

She shrugs, "That's an awful big allegation to be throwing at a gal who keeps you alive." She says, a wry smile on her face.

"Whatever, let's just get out of here." I tell her, heading for the front of the church, hearing hurried footsteps echoing out through the broken window, I quicken my pace, not wanting another run in with the bishop right now.

"If this comes back to bite me or Josie, it's coming out of your pay." I hiss, as we get out of the gate, hurrying down the street, rather missing my robe; the hood with have come in handy right about now.

"WHO HAS DONE THIS?" The bishop roars, from the front doors of his church. "WHO DARRRES STRIKE THE HOUSE OF FEYIN?" His voice booms and rolls down the street, but we duck down an alleyway, weaving our way across town.

On the way, Aeglin reminds me to pick up some stones to store the scene on, giving me her shirt to carry them in for now, tugging it up over her armour.

Checking in the masons window, we vault into his lawn and start scrabbling up pebbles. By the time the mason tells us to piss off, our fingers are dirty and scraped, carrying inside Aeglins shirt

>Roll d250

Rolled 32 (1d250)

>>39955679

Rolled 38 (1d250)

>>39955679
We need a better and more reliable method of securing our raw materials.

Rolled 28 (1d250)

>>39955679

Rolled 194 (1d250)

>>39955679

Rolled 70 (1d250)

>>39955679

>>39955708
>>39955721
>>39955732
These rolls are abysmal

>>39955708
>>39955721
>>39955732
nice
good thing you still have 131 unsold from the other thread

>>39955708
>>39955721
>>39955732
Kek. Oh my, a shortage of pebbles in the world. How will the economy cope?

>>39955846
Its not easy to get a large number of pebbles of similar size together, unless you're near a quarry, stonemason's, or a gravel driveway.

You only managed to get together a piddly 38 pebbles this time, chewing the inside of your lip. "Damn it. Try to introduce some variety, and we can only make forty copies?"

Aeglin raps her knuckles against your chest, "Mason might be on the lookout for us, but what about them?" She jerks her chin at a group of kids, currently occupied poking a dead frog with a stick.

"What about them?" You ask.

The elf rolls her eyes, "Ya need to work on yer people skills. Why don't we send them outta town, to collect some rocks. Pay some bored kids a handful of coins and they'll do anything."

>Can't afford another expense.
>Surprisingly good idea, from you

>>39955887
>Surprisingly good idea, from you

>>39955887
>Surprisingly good idea, from you

>>39955887
>>Surprisingly good idea, from you

>>39955887
>Surprisingly good idea, from you

>>39955887
>>Surprisingly good idea, from you

>>39955887
>Surprisingly good idea, from you

You pause, "That's.... a surprisingly good idea, coming from you." You turn to face the kids and approach them, "Hello small children." You begin.

The kids all turn to look at you, some quizzical, some annoyed. "Watchoo want?" A taller girl orc, around nine, demands. Gods, their accents are even worse than their parents...

You snap back to the moment, "How would you all like to make some money, working for me?"

A few of the kids run off, screaming for their mothers, leaving the taller girl and two halfling twin boys. "You're not good with kids, are ya?" Aeglin grunts, pushing me backwards, "Alright. You lot seem smart. Ya like running around in the fields?"

The boys nod excitedly, while the older girl stares at her, "Just tell us whachoo want pointyears!" The girl demands, picking up the stick and jabbing the rat again.

Aeglin sighs, making a shushing gesture at you. "Alright, who wants to earn money, picking up pebbles for us? Or any rocks really, but the smalla the better."

"Water dey for?" One of the twins asks.

Aeglin looks to you, stumped by that one. "....Magic ingredients." You come up with after a few moments. Technically it's not a lie.

The girl holds her hands out expectantly. "Okay, pay up! We want..... six gold!"

"Alia... I don't wanna-" One of the boys starts to complain

"Shut up!" The orc girl hisses, wiggling her grubby little fingers expectantly.

>Pay her
>Write in

>>39956272
you'll get 3 gold now and 3 gold when you bring them back alright?

>>39956272
Half now half when we get the pebbles.

>>39956272
>write-in
3 gold for 300 pebbles! We need a minimum price set.

>>39956272
We should pay them per rock?

Also half now, half after getting. Show them samples of what kind of rocks you want.

>>39956272
>Write in
"One gold now, one gold per hundred stones you bring back."

>>39956272
You get the gold when I get the pebbles.

well this is unclear

>half now half later
>1 gold to start off, then 1 gold per 100 rocks
>You get it all when youre done

>>39956455
>1 gold to start off, then 1 gold per 100 rocks

>>39956455
>>1 gold to start off, then 1 gold per 100 rocks
Also specify the kind of rocks we want.

>>39956455
>>1 gold to start off, then 1 gold per 100 rocks

>>39956455
>1 gold to start off, then 1 gold per 100 rocks

>>39956455
>1 gold to start off, then 1 gold per 100 rocks

>>39956455
>>1 gold to start off, then 1 gold per 100 rocks

>>39956455
>1 gold to start off, then 1 gold per 100 rocks

You hand her 1 gold. "New deal. You get that now, and an extra gold piece, for every 100 you can bring me." The girl whines and stamps her feet, but snatches the gold from your hand anyway.

"FINE!" She huffs, "Come on you midgets!" She orders the halfling boys, dragging them to their feet by their collars and walking off.

"I like tha' one." Aeglin mutters under her breath.

With that, you and the elf return to the inn, slipping down to the bar. With the sun still up, before the dinner rush, you have some time to burn. Josie brings you and Aeglin a meal, as you finally managed to get a table in this place for once.

"None of the girls are working at the moment, but Faijiela said she was willing." The owner tells you, resting her chin on her bandaged hand.

"She can have a go at whoever Ramona isn't occupying." You tell her, inhaling half a shank of what you hope is goat.

"You convinced Mona, eh? I got the perfect name for her performance." Josie presses her fingers to her lips, trying to hide a smile. "Mona the Moaner." She whispers, her and the elf breaking into a fit of giggles.

You roll your eyes and drown the meat in the thick oniony gravy.

>How's the cut treating you?
>Ever think of a way to fill this place between rushes?
>Aeglin, leave the church alone from now on.
>Write in

>>39957002
>>How's the cut treating you?
>Aeglin, leave the church alone from now on.
Bad for business.

>>39957002
>How's the cut treating you?
>Ever think of a way to fill this place between rushes?

>>39957002
>>How's the cut treating you?

>>39957002
>How's the cut treating you?
>Ever think of a way to fill this place between rushes?

>>39957002
>>Ever think of a way to fill this place between rushes?

>>39957002
>How's the cut treating you?
>Ever think of a way to fill this place between rushes?
>Aeglin, leave the church alone from now on.

>>39957002
>Aeglin, leave the church alone from now on.

"How' the cut treating you?" You ask between mouthfuls, nodding at the bandage.

Josie shrugs, unpeeling some of shirt she had you wrap over it. "Scabbin over. Gonna clean it out soon enough." She pulls the knot tight again, reaching back to tie her hair up. "Just don't expect me to come to your rescue with some fancy knife twirling for any time soon. Lucky I didn't put me eye out."

Aeglin tilts her head, but remains silent, other than the feral slurping of her eating.

"Right." You pause to finish your meal, dropping the bones in your plate, "Well, ever thought of a way to pack this place up, between rushes?"

Josie rolls her eyes, "Look at Mr Inn owner here, thinks he knows how to do my job. The more customers I get, means the more hours I have to ask the staff to work too, which means the more money I have to pay them."

You nod towards the group of guards she's hired. "If we're going to be paying them to guard the place full time, we could at least be trying to fill the place up more."

She clicks her tongue, "Look runt, I get customers in at breakfast, lunch, dinner and late night. The town doesn't get enough tourists to fill the place all day, most everyone else will be at work, and nothing I sell is of high enough quality to raise the prices to afford to have the girls working extra hours. So unless you have some other idea to bring in customers, shut your cute little mouth."

>Alright, you know what you're doing, I'll drop it.
>Write in

>>39957524
>Alright, you know what you're doing, I'll drop it

>>39957524
"You ever think about opening a new location somewhere else? Double the income or more if you put it in a crowded enough area. To expensive or are you a hometown kind of girl?"

>>39957524
>Alright, you know what you're doing, I'll drop it.

>>39957524
>>Alright, you know what you're doing, I'll drop it.


Also Wizards aren't cute.

>>39957524
>Alright, you know what you're doing, I'll drop it.

>>39957524
>Alright, you know what you're doing, I'll drop it.

So Reece specialized in Illusions and Enchantment? What did he ban? Evocation?

>>39957731
I think Illusion's opposing school is Necromancy in DnD, not sure what enchantment's is.

>>39957524
>enough tourists
How about we make something that attracts tourists?

Make a cinema or something.

>>39957731
Everything.
He's so hyperspecialised that he can barely do even the most basic can trips, and he can't even pull off regular illusions or enchantments.
On top of that, he doesn't have even a poor-quality wand; just a stick of balsa wood even an apprentice would be ashamed to use.

It's a small miracle he was even able to cast anything at all.

>>39957855
That might be reason why we cant do the cantrips. We should seriously get better wand. Only problem that anyone selling good one is mafia member out to kill us.

>>39957855

Poor Reece. Maybe if he lived in a more modern magical society he could've made a more respectable living. But making magical video recording equipment in an age where literacy may not be widespread may have been a bit too ahead of his time.

He needs to work on a way to record audio and play it back too.

>>39957968
Just get a guy that can do voices, and a piano player.

"Alright, you know what you're doing. I'll drop it." You shrug, drumming your hands on the table idly, as Aeglin complains about internal bruising from the orc captain's ministrations. Disgusting creature, she is.

Josie asks to see my wand for a moment, so I warily fetch it out for her, passing it over. "Is... are you using balsa wood?" She asks.

"I was on the run for the last year!" You tell her testily, "I had a better one, but I had to drive that into a half ogres' eye to get him away from me!"

Josie just sighs, handing it back, "Well, I hear most wizards know at least a little bit about wandcrafting. I shag the mill owner every so often, maybe I can get ya discount on some good wood.... while I also get some good wood." She adds the last bit, before breaking down into another fit of snickers, as you grab your wand.

Looking out the window, you see that night's starting to fall, customers swelling in, as Josie's staff arrive. The dark skinned woman gives you both a smile, as she stands. "I've had the room cleaned and aired out. Changed the pillows on the couch too. Try not to make as big a mess this time." She advises, before moving to order her staff around, stepping behind the counter, as the first customer approaches the bar.

"Howdy friend, what can I get ya?" She greets cheerily.

"This is Josies' Place?" the swarthy dwarf asks, striding closer, nose wrinkled in disgust.

"The one and only." She beams, wiping a mug, "What're ya drinking?"

You glance over as the dwarf reaches into his coat, "I'll.... be taking you back to your owner, actually." He calmly tells her, before firing his repeating cannonette into the roof.

The resulting crack is loud enough to deafen you in the close quarters of the taproom, as a high pitched ringing drowns out every other noise in the room.

Well..... Tits.

>End of Part 4

>>39958105

Fuck. Why can't any of our benefactors be criminals with very mundane pasts?

Thanks for running, Chuckles.

>>39958105
Well, fuck.

Well fuck

>>39958105
Fuck. Thanks for running Chuckles.

shits archived

>>39958177
>>39958192
>>39958201
>>39958214
All the fucks

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>>39958105
so chuckles, does Josie look like pic related?

>>39958192
>>39958201
>>39958214
>>39958246
Fuck well.

>>39958224

How would've Ramona reacted if we proposed that she do a scene with Fai?

>>39958265
Sure, why not

>>39958279
Ramona would fuck anyone

>>39958283
Chuckles, I hear that you derive nourishment from smut and yuri rather than food and slumber. How true is this?

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>>39958105
Josie is cool
I vote we waifu her over the std elf

>>39960695
Josie has already admitted to fucking one of her new bouncers and the local mill owner, and there's most likely a whole lot more, I'd wager she's every bit as std riddled as the slut-elf.

>>39960789
true, but if Josie is a succubus, she's at least more of a subtle one than Aeglin

>>39960850
I find it funny that Reece meets all these women who will basically fuck anyone... except him.

Clearly our wizard mother-father took precautions and the dicksucking legions of hell and made us subconsciously repel semen demons of all kinds.

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>>39960924
I expect the guy we're playing is pretty hideous.

>>39961040
I think someone would have mentioned if we looked like that by now.

I just imagined him as kind of plain, skinny and awkward looking.

>>39961040
have we even been confirmed as human?

>>39961075
If we're playing a young Reece the Rude, yes.