>>39921752

“You want to sit this out, fine. I have other better people who can do anything.”

“I forbid you from asking Ranthix along,” Waldric says. He may be joking, though. Maybe.

You scoff. “Don’t patronize me. You have Ulam doing anything? Because if he’s not doing anything, I think he is now.”

“Ulam’uberatu is aware of the situation and its particular delicacies. Today he’s occupying himself personal affairs, but he will assist you gladly if you so desire,” Waldric says.

“Well I do so desire,” you say. “Let me shoot him a text.” You whip out your phone to get plans underway.

Isaac halts you with an entreating expression. “Why don’t you call him instead?”

“I guess it’s kind of important,” you say to yourself. You pop up from the couch and get Ulam on the line, while Waldric and Isaac get back to their scheming. You walk out of the room so you can have the conversation on your own terms.

>>39921770

It rings a couple times before the fat Stygian crab guy answers. “Fair greetings, Sakheris,” says Ulam. He accidentally slips into using your demonym almost all the time. You’re not sure if he’s doing it on purpose, or if he’s just really bad with foreign names.

“Hey,” you say. “I’m saving the Mardusian emissary today. You want in?”

“Though the spawn who have seized the emissary will not see clearly on this matter, I am glad for the opportunity to render aid,” he answers. “Lucifer is a good friend.”

>Wait, you already talked to them? And they said no?
>You know him? Is he one of those reedy ambassador types who can’t take a hit, or is he a badass?
>What kind of people took him, capability wise? I need to know how to prepare.
>I’m going to track him by his blood, lead us right to him.
>You have any idea where they’re keeping him? If you do, we can pop down there and get this taken care of quick before anybody accidentally kills him on accident.
>We need to meet up someplace and work out a plan, maybe wait for night so I can have shadows to work with. There’s a lot of constraints going on.
>Other (?)

>>39921785
>You know him? Is he one of those reedy ambassador types who can’t take a hit, or is he a badass?
>What kind of people took him, capability wise? I need to know how to prepare.
>You have any idea where they’re keeping him? If you do, we can pop down there and get this taken care of quick before anybody accidentally kills him on accident.

>>39921785
>Wait, you already talked to them? And they said no?
>What kind of people took him, capability wise? I need to know how to prepare.
>I’m going to track him by his blood, lead us right to him.
>We need to meet up someplace and work out a plan, maybe wait for night so I can have shadows to work with. There’s a lot of constraints going on.

>pastebin fixed
Thankyou

>>39921785
His name's Lucifer? Neato. I was wondering how long it'd take for a Lucifer to show up what with it apparently being a commonish name for both demons and angels.
>You have any idea where they’re keeping him? If you do, we can pop down there and get this taken care of quick before anybody accidentally kills him on accident.
>If not I'm gonna track him by blood
>Wait, you already talked to them? And they said no?

>>39921785
>>Wait, you already talked to them? And they said no?
>>You know him? Is he one of those reedy ambassador types who can’t take a hit, or is he a badass?
>>What kind of people took him, capability wise? I need to know how to prepare.
>>I’m going to track him by his blood, lead us right to him.
>>You have any idea where they’re keeping him? If you do, we can pop down there and get this taken care of quick before anybody accidentally kills him on accident.

>>39921785
>You know him? Is he one of those reedy ambassador types who can’t take a hit, or is he a badass?
>You have any idea where they’re keeping him? If you do, we can pop down there and get this taken care of quick before anybody accidentally kills him on accident.

Also
>demonym
I like that

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>>39921785
>“Lucifer is a good friend.”

I know right.

>>39921785
>You know him? Is he one of those reedy ambassador types who can’t take a hit, or is he a badass?

I doubt this is a reedy ambassador dude. Demon politics seems to often end up going to "kill the dudes who disagree or at least be scary enough that you don't have to kill them", so the important dude whose name I can't remember wouldn't send a reedy little dude as his ambassador guy.

>>39921785
>Other (?)
"Lucifer? Fucking seriously? AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh WOW! This is fucking awesome, I"m rescuing Lucifer!"

>>39922090
We've gotta mention that to our normal friends.
"What'd you do for summer? Beach house? That's cool. Me? Not much, just rescued Lucifer from sea monsters."

>>39922192
It'll be a lot less impressive when they figure out that Lucifer is actually a pretty common name.

>>39922234
Well yeah, but it'll be funny as hell until they do.
We're basically rescuing what's probably the Halth equivalent of Bob, probably.

>>39921785
>“Lucifer is a good friend.”
>"Is she hot?"

>>39921785
>You know him? Is he one of those reedy ambassador types who can’t take a hit, or is he a badass?
>What kind of people took him, capability wise? I need to know how to prepare.

>I take it the name's like this guy i know, Jesús, who works at "El Burrito Del Infierno"?

>>39921785
>>You know him? Is he one of those reedy ambassador types who can’t take a hit, or is he a badass?
>What kind of people took him, capability wise? I need to know how to prepare

.>I take it the name's like this guy i know, Jesús, who works at "El Burrito Del Infierno"?

I like this, We are practical and snarky.

>>39922335
What the fuck, bro. You're supposed to play Sierra, not your own sperg self.

>>39921785
>Wait, you already talked to them? And they said no?
>We need to wait for night so I can have shadows to work with. There’s a lot of constraints going on.

Combine that with finding out the Ambassador's capabilities an the capabilities of the Mer dudes.

> Players continuously avoid getting good at sneaky shadows.

> Keep choosing stealth missions.

> Good thing we got those combat abilities for when we inevitably fuck this shit up! Haha. Ha.

>>39923129
>What the fuck, bro. You're supposed to play Sierra, not your own sperg self.
This is the same character who said she would fuck herself.

>>39923180
Totally different than wanting to bang some random female when she's straight and has a hot demon boyfriend.

/u/boat sank a long time ago.

>>39923244
>/u/boat sank a long time ago.
Different anon
Hell i'm a Yurifag most of the time and even i wanted Sierra to go straight

>>39923244
>/u/boat sank a long time ago.
Yeah like thread 13 or something, I was there.

This is just a joke she could make.

>>39923244
Maybe I'm just tired, but what does this have to do with anything? Lucifer's a dude. I mean, this entire conversation is dumb and I thought that the "Is he hot?" post was just plain stupid, but you're not exactly raising things up here.

>>39923312
>“Lucifer is a good friend.”
>"Is she hot?"
That was the post

>>39923305
then it's a poor joke

>>39923342
Deal with it, my fellow faggot.

>an hour and 30 minutes later

Sorry guys, got interrupted by a phone call. Family comes first.

>>39923959
You don't consider a horde of anonymous creepers on the internet your family? For shame

>>39923959
Does this mean the post is done?

>>39924109
It means he just started.

>>39923959
Be lucky you don't have addicts for parents.

>>39925069
Or wombats. Wombats would be pretty bad parents.

Naturally, as soon as I have nothing going on, things start happening. I'll be with you guys in about 15 minutes.

>>39925205
thanks for the update on the situation

“So you already talked to them? How’d they say no to you?”

“Unequivocally,” says Ulam, “though with respect.”

“Well that doesn’t sound very respectful at all,” you say.

“It is uncomfortable for the unsettled to acknowledge their hypocrisy,” he replies.

“Yeah, don’t you know it. So this friend of yours, Lucifer, is he one of those reedy ambassador types? I mean, if we grab him and run, do we have to make sure he doesn’t get shot? Or is busting him out all we have to do, and he’ll be fine snapping everybody’s necks from there?”

“Lucifer lacks in obvious martial prowess, but it is in bad form to underrate principle representatives of Archduke Sulkrasph.”

“So, more of a magical kind of guy then?” you ask.

“I do not know,” he replies simply.

“That’s unhelpful,” you comment.

“The dealings of the noble blooded are enigmatic. Knowledge is power to those who sit atop thrones,” says Ulam.

“Well fine, Lucifer’s a wild card,” you say. “Is there anything you do know, though? Like, about the guys that are keeping him?”

“They are cut-throats, common born,” Ulam responds over the phone. “Axos, a Stygian-Infernus splitblood, leads them. He is the spawn of Ushologuissa’s youngest cousin, and the demons with him call him comrade and friend.”

“So, a little bit of everything, led by a big fiery inferno,” you say.

“He is accompanied by several smaller infernos, and some not so small,” says Ulam.

Good to know. “All right. I think I get it,” you say. “You have any idea where they’re keeping Lucifer? If you do, we can pop down there and get this taken care of quick before anybody accidentally kills him on accident,” you say.

“I do not know where they have him, but I know of those that buy the strong herbs of Axos’s band,” says Ulam. “We might start with them.”

>Waldric says he’s got some blood on him. I was thinking we go straight there.
>Sounds like a plan. Where do we find these people?
>Ask other stuff (?)
>Other (?)

>>39925823
>Waldric says he’s got some blood on him. I was thinking we go straight there.

>>39925823
>Sounds like a plan. Where do we find these people?

>>39925823
>Waldric says he’s got some blood on him. I was thinking we go straight there.
>If the blood thing's a bust, then that sounds like a good plan B.

>>39925823
>Waldric says he’s got some blood on him. I was thinking we go straight there.

>>39925823
>Ask other stuff (?)
"How good are you with the Illusion stuff? If we're to keep this on the down low, it might come in handy."

>>39925823
>Waldric says he’s got some blood on him. I was thinking we go straight there.
>A plan B is good too, though. We don't want to run into a dozen Ranthix's

>>39925823
>>Waldric says he’s got some blood on him. I was thinking we go straight there.

>>39925823
>Waldric says he’s got some blood on him. I was thinking we go straight there.

>>39925930
He's a highborn Stygian priest. Dude's good.

But, really, this should fall under the meta questions we ask Languid. We apparently did missions with this guy during timeskips so he can't just say that Sierra doesn't know

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I really like the character art for this quest.
Moriah is the cutest

>>39926556
She reminds me of X-23 in that picture

>>39926578
They both can kill you with their bare hands.

So any ideas of where to take this roadtrip? I was thinking swinging down south through the Sierra-Nevada range, through Fresno to find where Nevada is supposedly buried, and then maybe LA and going east from there.

>>39926762
Well, we should probably hit up as many national parks as we can to try and snag landwells. How many places we visit depends on how long the trip is planned for, but we can probably hit the east coast and check out shit on the way.

>>39926762
If we hit LA We need to go to santa monica pier

>>39926762
>>39926882
I'm thinking that we should try to find some of the more hidden landwells. Every landmaster who isn't retarded will have checked the national parks.

>>39926762
Coast to Coast.

“Sounds like a good plan B,” you say. “Waldric says he’s got some blood on him. We can go straight there, but if that doesn’t pan out, we can head up your contacts.”

“A wise decisions,” Ulam replies. “Where shall I meet you?”

---

A couple minutes later, you head out the front door of the building into the sunlight, and pull out the small glass vial from your inside jacket pocket. The glasswork is exceedingly fine, with intricate designs laced over the exterior, inlaid with magic to keep the content fresh. The blood within glints strangely silvery under light of day.

You probably won’t return the vial after you’re done with it.

You scent someone very familiar on the air, and glance over your shoulder. “Hey Wolf,” you say.

Wolfgang walks over, still dressed up from work, though the heat has forced him to go without his suit jacket. He’s got his sleeves rolled up just the right amount, almost to the elbow. It’s a pretty cool look for a pretty cool guy. “What’s that you’ve got there?” he asks, nodding the vial.

“The blood of Lucifer,” you say, palming the vial and sticking it back in a safe place. “It’s super secret Conclave stuff.”

“Really,” he says, his tone thoughtful.

>>39927029

“I kind of wanted to hang out a little, but something came up and I kind of got to go be a hero now,” you tell him, jerking your thumb toward your bike. “Didn’t mean to make you come down for no reason.”

“What, you think I can’t be a hero too?” he asks, making an almost pouting kind of expression. You are very familiar with this look, and think it makes your boyfriend look kind of ridiculous. Naturally it’s a total ruse, but somehow it still makes you feel bad for him, kind of in the same way you feel bad for a kitten just because it’s so little and stuff. (-1 Stress: 23)

>Stop that face thing. Quit it.
>You’re a hero, you know, like an every day hero. Not as cool as I am, but you know, still kind of relevant from a certain point of view.
>Well, not today. This isn’t really hero stuff. It’s more like ninja stuff. And there's going to be violence, probably.
>I’m headed back home to get some stuff ready, just meet me there.
>Ugh. Fine. I hereby grant you deputy hero status. But I reserve the right to revoke it whenever I want. You don't get to make any snarky comments about how much blood gets everywhere.
>We can still hang out for a little bit. I’m not operating on a strict schedule right now.
>Other (?)

>>39927054
>Ugh. Fine. I hereby grant you deputy hero status. But I reserve the right to revoke it whenever I want. You don't get to make any snarky comments about how much blood gets everywhere.
Heh.

>>39927054

>You’re a hero, you know, like an every day hero. Not as cool as I am, but you know, still kind of relevant from a certain point of view.
>Well, not today. This isn’t really hero stuff. It’s more like ninja stuff. And there's going to be violence, probably.

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Sierra's final form!

We finally have wings!

>>39927054
>Ugh. Fine. I hereby grant you deputy hero status. But I reserve the right to revoke it whenever I want. You don't get to make any snarky comments about how much blood gets everywhere
>Stop that face thing. Quit it.

>>39927054
>Stop that face thing. Quit it.
>You’re a hero, you know, like an every day hero. Not as cool as I am, but you know, still kind of relevant from a certain point of view.
>Ugh. Fine. I hereby grant you deputy hero status. But I reserve the right to revoke it whenever I want. You don't get to make any snarky comments about how much blood gets everywhere.

>>39927054
>Stop that face thing. Quit it.
>Ugh. Fine. I hereby grant you deputy hero status. But I reserve the right to revoke it whenever I want. You don't get to make any snarky comments about how much blood gets everywhere.

>>39927054
>>You’re a hero, you know, like an every day hero. Not as cool as I am, but you know, still kind of relevant from a certain point of view.

>Stop that face thing. Quit it.

Grab his face and start gently smooshing it into more pleasing expressions.

>>39927054
>You’re a hero, you know, like an every day hero. Not as cool as I am, but you know, still kind of relevant from a certain point of view.

>>39927054
>Stop that face thing. Quit it.
>Well, not today. This isn’t really hero stuff. It’s more like ninja stuff. And there's going to be violence, probably.

>>39927054
>>Stop that face thing. Quit it.

>>Ugh. Fine. I hereby grant you deputy hero status. But I reserve the right to revoke it whenever I want. You don't get to make any snarky comments about how much blood gets everywhere.

>>39927054
>You’re a hero, you know, like an every day hero. Not as cool as I am, but you know, still kind of relevant from a certain point of view.
>Stop that face thing. Quit it.
>Ugh. Fine. I hereby grant you deputy hero status. But I reserve the right to revoke it whenever I want. You don't get to make any snarky comments about how much blood gets everywhere.

>>39927054
>>Ugh. Fine. I hereby grant you deputy hero status. But I reserve the right to revoke it whenever I want. You don't get to make any snarky comments about how much blood gets everywhere.

>>39927152
Seconding gentle smooshings.

>>39927054
>>I’m headed back home to get some stuff ready, just meet me there.
>>Ugh. Fine. I hereby grant you deputy hero status. But I reserve the right to revoke it whenever I want. You don't get to make any snarky comments about how much blood gets everywhere.

>>39927054
>Stop that face thing. Quit it.
>Well, not today. This isn’t really hero stuff. It’s more like ninja stuff. And there's going to be violence, probably.

Also yes, smoosh his face a little

>>39927054
>Stop that face thing. Quit it.
>You’re a hero, you know, like an every day hero. Not as cool as I am, but you know, still kind of relevant from a certain point of view.
>Besides you're the one who spent a beautiful day inside a stuffy office instead of making out with your super hot demon girlfriend.

“You’re a hero too, you know, like an everyday hero. Not as cool or dangerous or whatever like me, but you know, still relevant from a certain point of view,” you explain.

“You think I’m just an everyday hero, huh,” he says, intensifying his sad face.

“You’re being stupid. You just can’t handle getting shot,” you tell him, trying not to look at him too much.

“Us everyday heroes get worried when our girlfriends go out to fight crime, all by themselves,” he says, becoming even sadder.

“Stop trying to change my mind. I’m not even going alone, Ulam’s coming along.”

“Let me come along, just this once,” says Wolf, persuasively. “If I get shot and die, I’ll never ask again.”

That’s his way of saying he won’t get shot or die. He’s usually pretty good about saying things that happen, but you still don’t want to have him along seeing you being all weird or critiquing you or anything. You’re about to tell him that, but he’s still making that face.

“Stop that face thing,” you demand. “Quit it.” But he doesn’t quit it, and you can’t even handle it, so you grab his face and make him quit it yourself my carefully pushing his face into another configuration. You’ve had a lot of practice on Reeber, and this is remarkably similar, except Wolf is not as scaley as the hound, and his flesh is more supple.

You settle on a more normal, slightly tense look, and call it quits. Considering your handiwork for a moment, you realize your mind has indeed changed, despite yourself. “Ugh. Fine, I hereby dub thee deputy hero for the day,” you say. “But I reserve the right to revoke it whenever I want. You don't get to make any snarky comments if I wind up all covered in blood or anything.”

“I won’t say a word,” he affirms.

“It’s a deal then,” you say, donning your helmet and heading back to your bike. “Meet me at the house.”

He gives a half salute, and goes over to wherever he parked.

--

You head in the door, with Wolfgang right behind.

>>39928152

“Hey, I’m home!” you shout. “Just going to get some stuff and go do some conclave stuff for Waldric and... Isaac.” You almost say something else for some reason, but you correct yourself.

“Mom’s out,” Harvey shouts from the other room. “Who’s with you?”

“I’m with her,” Wolfgang answers. He walks by and gives you a nod. “Go do your thing,” he says. He heads off to go hang with Harvey in the family room, allowing you your space.

Well, looks like it’s time to get dangerous.

Wear:
>Change into something darker and less liable to get caught on random things.
>Throw your mail on under your current getup, and you should be fine.
>Armor up. Get all tactical.
Equipment:
>Travel light. You shouldn’t be fighting everybody, whatever happens.
>Stick to the magic things. (Zelathis, shield charm, danger ring)
>Might want to bring along your MP5 and a couple grenades, just in case.
Blood Magic:
>Just a few little ones.
>A few little ones, maybe a big one for kicks.
>Some little, a longer one or two, and maybe one for your fire or shadows or something, just in case.
Summons:
>Prep Crabby.
>Ready the variety pack.

>Other (?)

>>39928176
>Change into something darker and less liable to get caught on random things.
>Stick to the magic things. (Zelathis, shield charm, danger ring)
>Some little, a longer one or two, and maybe one for your fire or shadows or something, just in case.
>Ready the variety pack.

>>39928176
>Armor up. Get all tactical.
>Might want to bring along your MP5 and a couple grenades, just in case.
>Just a few little ones.
>Ready the variety pack.

>>39928176
>Change into something darker and less liable to get caught on random things.
>Stick to the magic things. (Zelathis, shield charm, danger ring)
>Might want to bring along your MP5 and a couple grenades, just in case.
>A few little ones, maybe a big one for kicks.
>Ready the variety pack.

>>39928176
>Armor up. Get all tactical.
>Might want to bring along your MP5 and a couple grenades, just in case.
>Some little, a longer one or two, and maybe one for your fire or shadows or something, just in case.
>Ready the variety pack.

>>39928176
>Change into something darker and less liable to get caught on random things. Some tactical armour stuff that's still streamlined would be nice
>Might want to bring along your MP5 and a couple grenades, just in case.
>Some little, a longer one or two, and maybe one for your fire or shadows or something, just in case.
>Ready the variety pack.

>>39928176
Wear:
>Change into something darker and less liable to get caught on random things.
Equipment:
>Stick to the magic things. (Zelathis, shield charm, danger ring)
Blood Magic:
>Just a few little ones.
Summons:
>Prep Crabby.

>>39928176
>Change into something darker and less liable to get caught on random things.
>Might want to bring along your MP5 and a couple grenades, just in case.
>Some little, a longer one or two, and maybe one for your fire or shadows or something, just in case.
>Prep Crabby.

>>39928176
>Change into something darker and less liable to get caught on random things.
>Stick to the magic things. (Zelathis, shield charm, danger ring)
>Just a few little ones.
>Prep Crabby.

We can do both Crabby and the Shalbaan right? That would be four slots wouldn't it?

>>39928176
>Throw your mail on under your current getup, and you should be fine.

We should be able to take a hit, but this IS a STEALTH mission. Still, I would like to not leave blood or anything that could identify us magically behind. Actually, can we get something for that?

>Stick to the magic things. (Zelathis, shield charm, danger ring)

Why would we even ever not take these?

>Just a few little ones.

We don't need to be wincing or have our mobility compromised, and I'd rather we don't get cocky.

>Ready the variety pack.

The Crab is NOT stealthy, and seems like it might be rather identifiable as opposed to things like Hellhounds and the Shaalban. Also, Monster is totes amazing for scouting and sneaking.

>>39928176
>Armor up. Get all tactical.
>Might want to bring along your MP5 and a couple grenades, just in case.
Maybe even a wad of plastic explosives or something
>Some little, a longer one or two, and maybe one for your fire or shadows or something, just in case.
Specifically shadows, if we're doing this sneaky and there are inferni among them
>Ready the variety pack.
Grab a pistol for wolfgang if he insists on coming and feels comfortable using one? I think we've taken him to the range before.

>>39928344
I disagree on the Blood Magic thing, we're pretty tough thanks to the Thultal training regime, and I don't see how it hinders mobolity. Better to go all and and not need it than to need it and not have it, especially if fuck a stealth roll and need a big shadow spell in a hurry.

>>39928176
>Armor up. Get all tactical.
>Stick to the magic things. (Zelathis, shield charm, danger ring)
>Some little, a longer one or two, and maybe one for your fire or shadows or something, just in case.
>Ready the variety pack.

>Realizing that Convulsing Shock is the magic equivalent of a beanbag round that doesn't miss in terms of what it does to someone (nasty bruise, stun, some damage that usually won't kill a person).
Well that's neat I guess. Would be pretty cool to hit someone in the eyes with it. Or Supercharge + RR it and see if we can make someone's heart explode.

>>39928176
>>Change into something darker and less liable to get caught on random things.
>Stick to the magic things. (Zelathis, shield charm, danger ring)
>Some little, a longer one or two, and maybe one for your fire or shadows or something, just in case.
>Ready the variety pack.

>>39928435
I still think we should have gotten the passive power that boosts our strength when our stress is above 70, and the active strength booster power, so we can supercharge it and just really ruin someones day.
Like suplexing an oncoming car or throwing someone through a couple of walls

>>39928486
Ok? I liked those too, but it's not like we chose the blood magic over those. They were completely different categories of things.

>>39928512
Oh I know, I was just talking powers in general, fun supercharge effects and the like

>>39928424
>>39928344

Yeah, I guess you have a point. I'm just worried that people will forget that this stealth mission has

ACTUAL REPERCUSSIONS DOWN THE LINE

if we fuck it up other than us having to murder-fuck our way out of things. Changing that part of my vote, though.

Same way I feel about the gun and the grenades. I would like to see if we could get some flashbangs or smoke grenades for dynamic escapes / distractions though.

>>39928525
I really like the idea of using supercharge on using shadow control and blowing all our PP on crushing an area. It'd be like dropping everyone there to the bottom of the ocean instantly.

>>39928176
Well, I feel we should definitely get Cardio-Paralysis or Convulsing shock so that we can do things like hold one person while taking out his buddy, or stop them from hitting alarms etc.

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>We have a thingy that lets us boost powers by cutting ourself
>One of the available upgrades is black fire
>Have psionics based around pain/fear/depression
>Literally sharp in a physical sense

>>39928176
>>Change into something darker and less liable to get caught on random things.
>>Throw your mail on under your current getup, and you should be fine.

>Stick to the magic things. (Zelathis, shield charm, danger ring)

>A few little ones, maybe a big one for kicks.

>Ready the variety pack.

>>39928176
>Armor up. Get all tactical.
Never saw ourselves being weighed down by those gear we carry around
>Might want to bring along your MP5 and a couple grenades, just in case.
You never know?
>A few little ones, maybe a big one for kicks.
>Ready the variety pack.
As much as I would like crabby he doesn't sound stealthy.

>>39928176

Hey, if we tie with the "Wear" choice for Darker or Tacticool, can we go with the Mail option?

And can we possibly get something so that other people can't track us by blood or other traces we might leave behind, like we're doing to this guy?

>>39928725
Chainmail isn't stealthy.

WE HAVEN'T NAMED THE HELLHOUNDS YET!!!! Or sexed them, but if one is a boy and the other a girl, can we call them Lady and Tramp?

And if they're sexless by virtue of being summons, can we just do that regardless of their gender then?

>>39928749
Stealthier than tacticool, and if it's under our clothes it won't make sounds. Padding, anon, it's a thing. It's more of a question what will get caught up on things and restrict our speed/movement.

I mean, we can even blacken it so it doesn't reflect light (something I think we should do regardless)

>>39928755
No

>>39928529
I almost feel guns and grenades would be better than using swords or even claws if we actually need to remove demon, because if they find a dead guy cut up with claw marks they know somethings up, whereas if he was shot to hell well anyone could have done that.

>>39928725
Yes, maybe. We can discuss it while waiting for Languid.

>>39928176
Wear:
>Breast pumps. Get all lactical.

>>39928855
True, but guns and grenades are also noisy as fuck. Whereas we aren't the only demon faction involved, but there's a good chance we're the one most familiar with human weapons.

>>39928861
Fuck you, anon, that stupid as hell and it made everyone at work look at me while I laughed.

>>39928874
We have a silencer for what it's worth, and grenades are only there for when things go completely tits up. Thing is though we could palm the human weapon use off to any number of non-demon factions as well.

I wonder if there will be a [VE] power eventually that silences all noise for a little bit of time. It'd be fucking awesome to pull out one of Ranthix's stupid big guns and apply SoS + the hypothetical noise canceler and then just mow everything down.

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>>39928176
>You almost say something else for some reason, but you correct yourself.

>>39928925
I didn't get that either. Sometimes I feel really stupid when reading Languid's stuff

>>39928925
I think we almost called him dad.

>>39928916
Or driving Ranthix's hummer, making it noiseless and ramming someone completely unaware.

Speaking of big guns+SOS, when the hell are we getting that auto shotgun

>>39928888
You're stupid as hell for not knowing what they are, the shame you feel is a byproduct of your own ignorance.

Now can I get some props for my 4/10 lactical joke. I need confirmation of its mediocrity.

>>39928955
>I think we almost called him dad.

Oh, that makes sense

>>39928955
We chose to git gud with the sword instead. Because we're going to make ourselves an enchanted Macuahuitl with some sweet fucking obsidian blades that can regrow when shattered.

And be able to explode in a fireball of razor sharp shards as well, I guess that makes sense.

And ideally have a third enchantment so that we can home-run hit shit with the blunt part for when we just need to subdue people.

>>39928955
>I think we almost called him otosan.
Quoted for truth.

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>>39928955
>I think we almost called him dad.

>>39928968

I know what they are, and the joke is still stupid, but it made me laugh is what I said. For some reason, I imagined an entire Monty Python style skit where Sierra pumps out her breast milk and throws it at someone but it is fire, burning them and alerting everyone that Sierra is there.

>>39928996
As neat as having a custom enchanted weapon sounds, didn't Sierra voice a preference for light swords when we picked up that beetleman mace? Something about disliking the weight and swing of it.

>>39928997

Sierra confirmed for huge Weeb. She's gonna get to hell and turn it into a giant High School and make the dress code some magical girl shit.

>>39928997
>Quoted for truth.
I haven't seen that written in a long time.

>>39928996
I'd rather make enchanted shit that keeps our insides inside us. We got plenty of firepower, but what we lack is something that can reliably stop a bullet. The only thing that comes close to making us bulletproof is Harvey's chainmail special and that's 1/day for a few seconds.

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>>39928996
Macahuitals!

When would we be able to do this?

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>>39929039
Feels old, man.

>>39929017
Oh, okay cool. Thanks for the props. I think it'd work better if sierra had them linked up to a gun, like a breast pump action shotgun.

Demonic milk (aka Dilk) bukkake'd all over her foes.

>>39929031
Pretty sure they can range from light to heavy. It could be like a razor lined truncheon, to a full on two handed six foot horse killer.

>>39928996
>Macuahuitl

Sierra is a street kid from Oakland. Why the fuck would she ever even think of using this obscure ass weapon?

>>39929039
Forums are becoming a thing of the past.

Also, I be cumming into a thing of the past (old fleshlight).

>>39929031
It's like a broadsword, not a mace. Not so great on the stabbing, but pretty amazing at slashing.

>>39929045
This guy has a point though. Firepower we have, more toughness or anti-magic would be pretty nice though. I'm worried because we seem so powered up, but the fight with Hugh (?) the landmaster showed how limited we really are in applying our skills so far.

>>39929072
While a pair of razor-truncheons would be baller as hell, I'd really like to see what kind of cool Heltic weapons are lying around, hell I'd like to find out what our mum used.

>>39929091
Her brain is filled with nerds who control her

>>39929106
You know what the scary part is? From Languid's ask fm.

>At thread 100, on a scale of 1 to 10, how close are we to the same powerlevel as mother?

>2 would be generous, but I feel that Sierra is dangerous enough that it wouldn't be a thoughtless outcome if there was a fight.

>>39929132
we need to git gud,

>>39929132
Mom was pretty goddamn strong. Makes you wonder what kind of power or trickery they needed to kill her

>>39929132
I misread this as "on a scale from 1 to 100", if we're a 2 that'd make Mommy Dearest fucking all powerful elder god of the nether realms.

Thankfully not. Still. We need like 300 more landwells.

>>39929185
thats scary

>>39929185
I'm gonna cry if she legit just never learned how to swim and they did nothing but sink her boat.

>>39929185
We really should ask Papa Crowfather about our dreams and what magic would possible resemble what we remember.

Still, under ideal conditions and using our summons we could give Ranthix and Isaac a run for their money, and that's still fucking nothing compared to Mother.

You head up to your room and gather your things. You take a second to make sure all your summons are good to go. You’ll have a lot of options to respond with. Then you go ahead and get changed, opting for a simple, functional getup with a lightweight bullet proof vest and tight jacket laid out on the bed for when you’re ready. It won’t breathe much, but you can handle it.

You collect your varied magical items, checking in briefly on your enormous goblin mushroom and the brittle, dried out maviel in your closet. Then you dive under your bed, eventually coming out with your MP5 and a Batman graphic novel you should probably sneak back into Rowan’s collection at some point. You sit on your bed and ruffle around in your dresser drawers until you find the silencer. You don’t know why it’s hanging out with your bras, but that’s where it is.

You’ll have to grab some flashbangs or smokes when you head out. While blowing people up is pretty cool, you don’t think you should count on it. Waldric was pretty adamant on the whole people not knowing it was you or him thing.

With all that settled in your mind, you sit down and pull out your switchblade. Blood magic’s a sweet thing when you do it right. It’s just a matter of being prepared.

You set to work on your left shoulder, carefully etching Heltic lettering into your flesh, gritting your teeth through the kniving pain. The coppery taste of your blood fills the air, though it’s strange how you can’t really pick out the specifics of it. It’s just the default scent of blood to you.

You start out with the longest things, of course, so you don’t have to figure out how to fit them in later. You’ve seen Xanissil fit whole pages on her arms, and the way she weaves her words around makes everything fit gracefully and in a pretty cool way. You can’t write that small or neat yet. Your inscriptions are probably deeper than they need to be, and the pain distracts you, causing you to make stupid mistakes that you have to correct.

>>39929218
>You sit on your bed and ruffle around in your dresser drawers until you find the silencer. You don’t know why it’s hanging out with your bras, but that’s where it is.

I don't know why I found that kind of hot, but there you go.

>>39929185
The scissors that scared us so bad are probably like shears of Atropos or something. Epic Artifact.

>>39929251
You were thinking of Sierra's assests. Pretty dirty, Anon

>>39929218

The weird focused feeling you get with the knife in hand reminds you a lot of when you lived with the Andersons. Except that didn’t really have anything to do with magic, exactly. Or maybe you somehow knew by instinct about blood magic, and you were just drawn to it? You’ve never been shy about blood, especially your own. Just something about seeing it.

It was your own fault they figured it out. The first time they found your door locked, you should have kept your business out somewhere else. The psychologists that talked at you after helped you realize you shouldn’t have let yourself get complacent.

Of course, now you know you were like, half demon or whatever, they probably didn’t have a clue what the deal really was. You’re not even sure you can blame them for not suspecting you were secretly a proto-blood mage demon, instead of some troubled youth with a bunch of things wrong with her.

There’s a knock at the door, and you’re mid way through one of the last inscriptions. You’re too buried in your thoughts to react in time.

“You in here?” asks Wolfgang, swinging open the door and allowing a splinter of light into your blackened lair. “Ulam’s here, if....” he looks at you and stops.

Nobody’s supposed to see you like this. (+24 Stress: 47)

>Right, Ulam’s here. Let’s just... I’ve got the vial and stuff.
>Not a big deal. Just... throw on your jacket and play it cool. Totally cool.
>Close the door and go back downstairs.
>What, you never seen blood magic before?
>Fucking get out!
>Forcibly remove him with shadows.
>Other (?)

>>39929251
Dildos. Dildos, anon, dildos.

>>39929251
Operator-girls just having random gun parts in their underwear drawers is pretty hot.

>>39929271
>What, you never seen blood magic before?
>You just going to fucking stare or do you want to learn something cool.

>>39929271
>What, you never seen blood magic before?
Nothing is wrong here.

>>39929271
>What, you never seen blood magic before?
>Forcibly remove him with shadows.

>>39929271
>Not a big deal. Just... throw on your jacket and play it cool. Totally cool.

>>39929271
>Not a big deal. Just... throw on your jacket and play it cool. Totally cool.
>What, you never seen blood magic before?

>>39929271
>>Close the door and go back downstairs.

>>39929271
>How about you fucking wait next time before barging into a girl's room?!

>>39929271
>>What, you never seen blood magic before?

>>39929271
>What, you never seen blood magic before?
>Not a big deal. Just... throw on your jacket and play it cool. Totally cool.

Deep breaths, try not to freak out.

>>39929271
shyly explain that its just blood magic. quickly cover up / or invite him in

>>39929271
Stare at him for slightly too long.

>What, you never seen blood magic before?

>Not a big deal. Just... throw on your jacket and play it cool. Totally cool.

I know cutting oneself is a bit strange but what's the problem here? Just Sierra wanting to keep this and her other stuff separate?

>>39929271
>Oh hey. I can't quite reach my back and trying to hold a knife with my shadow is a bitch and a half. Mind helping?

>>39929271
Wait, instead of

>Not a big deal. Just... throw on your jacket and play it cool. Totally cool.

do

>You just going to fucking stare or do you want to learn something cool.

>>39929271
>>What, you never seen blood magic before?

>>39929218
>You’ve seen Xanissil fit whole pages on her arms, and the way she weaves her words around makes everything fit gracefully and in a pretty cool way.


Now I have this great mental image of Xan and Sierra sitting around like teenage girls, but instead of doing their nails or whatever they're carving demonic runes into their flesh.

>>39929342
She never actually told her friends what "blood magic" entails. She just said that Xan was teaching her blood magic stuff and left it at that.

>>39929342
Everyone else doesn't know that it's a normal thing and will jump to conclusions.

Wolfgang might not but the humies wold.

>>39929344
This as a joke would be grand.

Maybe we can hold hands WHILE we carve demonic runes into our flesh.

Waldric can correct our spelling / grammar

>>39929271
>What, you never seen blood magic before?

>>39929271
>>Fucking get out!
>>Forcibly remove him with shadows.

>>39929390
...... I meant wolf

Roll dice for keeping composure.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>39929417
Imma coolcumber

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>39929417

>>39929416
I'm sure you did, you homewrecker, you.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>39929417
time for WOLFGANG GET OUT REEEE...

Oh boy.

>>39929416
>>39929390

WHORE!

>>39929417
No I roll bad.

>>39929430
Nice.

>>39929430
Not bad
I really hoped we'd fail this roll

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>39929417

>>39929453
Well maybe it was hard DC. There's still hope anon.

>>39929453
Why?

Save the breakdown for when we're in public and our Young Wolf has to keep us from butchering hundreds of innocent civilians.By any means necessary.

>>39929430
Seven blesses to you, Anon

>>39929436
That made me laugh more than it should have. Damn you

>>39929501
That reminds me, maybe we should consider telling our BF about some of our "triggers" and the potential outcomes.

>>39929501
this

I'm really surprised Sierra hasn't told at least Rowan and maybe Wolfy and others that if she ever goes on another rampage to not hesitate to stop her by any means necessary.

>>39929526
I second this

>>39929526
I think it was mentioned in a thread of ask.fm that there have been things happen during his and Sierra's dates and he's asked about it from Moriah and Best Sister

>>39929277
And c4 in the fridge.

>>39929526
We pretty much have to sooner or later. I'm kind of surprised Crowdaddy hasn't said anything.

Glad it didn't happen during the timeskip though, that's a scene I'd like to see.

>>39929556
Does Moriah know Sierra goes on murder rampages? I don't think she knows.

>>39929556
I dont think they spiilled everything. More of a "don't mention scissors" "No waterparks ever" "close physical contact is iffy, Good Luck"

We should at some point sit down with him and tell him exactly what could happen if we go to far.

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>>39929568
We explained our bloodrage to her, mostly. We didn't actually tell her about having gone on murder rampages though.

>>39929526
I'm pretty sure she refuses to acknowledge the fact that she has a phobia of scissors and deep water and just pretends that it's perfectly normal to be afraid of them.

>>39929592
That's just how she acts in front of others to convince herself.

>>39929613
Yeah, like he said- denial.

If she can't tell herself the truth, it's not like she's going to be spilling it to other people.

>>39929556
Just checked Ask.fm

> Sierra's mom was a Nazi supporter.

Awkward.

>>39929587
Well, maybe we shouldn't explicitly say we've killed people in a rampage, just allude to some bad incidents we don't want to talk about.

>>39929629
Sierras mom was a demon lord from hell, is kind of thematically appropriate....

>>39929629
>Sierra's mom was a Nazi supporter
cool, me too

>>39929629
That's just how the times were.

>>39929629
What, and Sierra isn't?

>>39929629
>>39929647
Aaand we are now adopted by a WW2 veteran.

Yeah, that's kind of awkward.

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>>39929592
It IS totally reasonable. Fuck deep water.

>>39929629
>supporter

Nah, she traded with them.

>>39929568
>>39929580
Oh, it was meant that Sierra would tell about how the butchered tons of people during a rampage? I thought that was supposed to be one of those unforgivable secrets no-one should ever know

>>39929662
Nah, she's an all american girl.

>>39929673
An all-white America.

>>39929672
I'm all for never telling anyone about what happens during the murder rampages.

>>39929653
/pol/ please go.

>>39929647
She was the Demon Jesus who stopped the rampant genocide and war in Hell.

>>39929662
Pretty sure the Flag would have rejected us if we were.

>>39929662
This is modern times, nobody significant is a nazi.

>>39929682
That's what I said!

>>39929687
i meant as in my mom too

>>39929682
All-ashen american

>>39929713
wow, how was that?

>>39929713
That's gonna be awkward

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>>39929687
>Demon Jesus
Gee if only we had a word for that.

>>39929713
Ah, sorry. Like, in general for misunderstanding and having a Nazi supporting mom.

>>39929729
The Morning Star didn't do shit for the demons, he was neither a messiah nor a prophet, just a butthurt older brother with daddy issues.

>>39929740
Ask her how it feels to have lost.

>>39929729
>Gee if only we had a word for that.
We don't.

>>39929687
>She was the Demon Jesus who stopped the rampant genocide and war in Hell.
By warring and genociding so hard that there was nobody else left who was both strong enough to do it and stupid enough to try. She just declared herself Imperiate one day and then spent a few hundred years killing anyone who disagreed.

>>39929749
And all Jesus did was have himself tortured to death, when he could have accomplished it all just by snapping his fingers.

But nah, lets get tortured instead.

>>39929751
It's a bit late to rub in WW2. Maybe some other nazi related loss.

>>39929777
At least he managed to pirate some bread and fish before that

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>39929417
I'll never be so late to a thread that I can't roll the dice. This is what freedom is.

>>39929779
Well it was the last thing they did that mattered.

>>39929751
Seems to me that she didn't lose WWII. The people who were buying her troops and material lost.

It probably wasn't a particularly sentimental thing for her.

>>39929812
>93

Good thing you were!

>>39929812
I hope you're always late to the dice rolls.

>>39929662
Hmm. If the whole Etterhine revolution works out and they start persecuting people from neighboring nations and keep fighting to "reclaim" land that hasn't belonged to them in a long time then she might be remembered in history as a supporter of their version of the Nazis.

>>39929773
I meant more the Messianic/Saviour thing, I mean how else would you expect Demonic Jesus to act?

>>39929842

> keep fighting to "reclaim" land that hasn't belonged to them in a long time

Sounds more like the Jews to me.

>>39929820
I thought she just gave them buff spells.

>>39929868
I think he's wrong, if I remember the war has only lasted a generation.

>>39929720
>>39929721
a little weird i guess, especially at family gatherings because some family members on my fathers side are married to Jews so they don't exactly get along, or talk to each other.
>>39929740
it's okay, it wasn't that bad really since they had pretty cool uniforms(had one when i was 14ish) and her friends were nice(to me) but society doesn't really like it
>>39929751
>>39929779
a Nazi party recently disbanded here, maybe a week ago or something and that got her pretty pissed

>>39929882
>the Imperiate sent expeditionary elements from her legions to assist Axis forces on the ground.

Per Lawngod's ask.fm

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>>39929682
>>39929673
>>39929718

>>39929816
-Joke about republicans-

>>39929882
http://ask.fm/HellbornQM/answer/127043134771

Germany had formidable arcane power throughout the war, a great deal of which was provided by Chthonia and its affiliates. This arms agreement saw Germany provide a massive amount of dark power directly to the Imperiate and her affiliates, as well as sending a few industrial and scientific advisers to Chthonia. In return, the Imperiate sent expeditionary elements from her legions to assist Axis forces on the ground.

>>39929913
>HITLERS IN CHTHONIA

>>39929893
Hugo Boss is pretty sweet.

And yes, Society tends to frown on genocidal racists. I honestly wouldn't even have had nearly that much problem with them compared to other genocidal racists, if their theories weren't just so . . . absolutely terrible.

Also, you know, being Jewish. Well, Mormon dad and Jewish mom, but Mormons DO believe that they're a lost tribe of Israel.

I'm a tall blonde haired blue-eyed dude, too, since my mother is descended from German Jews who integrated a fair bit before the war.

Anyways, I'm sure you can understand WHY society doesn't really like it.

>>39929904
>>39929913
That could be medics or support guys, not necessarily front line troops.


Besides front line troops would be harder to keep under wraps.

You attempt to keep your cool, but you do not feel very cool right now. “What, you never seen fucking blood magic before?” you ask pointedly, yanking up your jacket to cover the bleeding inscriptions. (+2 Stress: 49)

“No, it’s no problem,” says Wolfgang, leaving your question unanswered. But he’s not leaving, and you don’t want him here right now.

You attempt to keep the heat out of your voice, but it just flares up off of your shoulders anyway. “You just going to stare, or what?” (+3 Stress: 52)

“I’m being dense, sorry,” he says quickly, backing out and leaving you alone.

Stupid Wolfgang, busting in like he owns the place. You take a deep breath and try to calm down, focusing again on finishing your preparations. A couple minutes later, you finish up, feeling somewhat recovered. (-20 Stress: 32, -1 HP: 33) You go ahead and bandage the inscriptions so they don’t get rubbed the wrong way, and head downstairs, weapons in hand.

You find the guys all in the kitchen, being fed marshmallows by Harvey.

Ulam is in human disguise – he’s big, tall, heavy, and wide, almost unnaturally so. He bears the face of an older gentleman, with intricate, kind wrinkles about his jowls. His clothing is simple and black, almost like that of a catholic priest, except there’s no little white thing or anything to break up the monolithic blackness of his garb. If you weren’t familiar with him already, you’d expect him to start trying to get you to buy o or build a church or something.

“Did you try asking her out?” says Wolfgang. “That’s the best way, in my experience.”

“That’s a really good idea you just had,” says Harvey, balancing a marshmallow on his forehead and somehow getting it into his mouth, which is pretty impressive. “I’ll get on that right away.”

“It doesn’t have to be hard,” Wolf tells him. “If she hates you, she’ll say no. If she likes you, but not that way, she’ll say she’s busy. And if she does like you, she’ll try to find out the details.”

>>39929933
Doubtful I think. Dude only bought some demon mercenaries. It's not like they would have any reason to help him out after the nation he used to pay for their services got wiped out.

>>39929980
Because the late Imperiate was all about medical advances and aid.

I assume the Allies has supernatural divisions of sorts.

>>39929992

“The splendors of adolescence,” Ulam says, lacing his fingers over his stomach, a nostalgic feeling radiating from him. “Live these years, child. An eternity cannot replace youth.”

You enter the realm. “Marshmallow,” you demand. Harvey tosses you one, and you snap it out of the air with your shadow and eat it.

Ulam turns to you, not moving his neck so much as he reorients his entire body. “Have you the spell?”

“In hand,” you say, drawing out a piece of chalk.

“I cleared a place in the back yard,” says Harvey, leading the way back.

Ulam follows with an oddly stiff, ponderous gait. Must not be easy stuffing six legs into two.

“Hey,” says Wolfgang, holding you up. “I don’t have a problem with blood magic. It’s just ritual, I know it doesn’t mean anything.”

You’re glad to hear him say that. And yet, you kind of don’t feel better about him seeing you carving yourself up?

>Sorry, I just... I haven’t really kept everybody up to date on the whole ‘Zeshic School’ thing.
>Forget about it and I’ll forget about it.
>I don’t like people seeing me doing that kind of stuff.
>The door was closed for a reason.
>Well. There’s blood samples to trace, images to enhance, you know the drill. Excuse me.
> You’re a loose cannon – one more breach, and I’ll have your badge, Crowther.
>I don't know, maybe it's not such a good idea for you to tag along. Like. Not because of you, but because it's hard to focus on other stuff when you're around?
>Other (?)

>>39929993
They could be draining him for his blood, I hear it sells at a premium.

>>39930012
>>Forget about it and I’ll forget about it.
>>I don’t like people seeing me doing that kind of stuff.
>>The door was closed for a reason.

>>39930012
>Sorry, I just... I haven’t really kept everybody up to date on the whole ‘Zeshic School’ thing.
>I don’t like people seeing me doing that kind of stuff.

>>39930012
>> You’re a loose cannon – one more breach, and I’ll have your badge, Crowther.

>>Sorry, I just... I haven’t really kept everybody up to date on the whole ‘Zeshic School’ thing.

>>39930012
>The door was closed for a reason.
>I don’t like people seeing me doing that kind of stuff.
>Sorry, I just... I haven’t really kept everybody up to date on the whole ‘Zeshic School’ thing.
>Well. There’s blood samples to trace, images to enhance, you know the drill. Excuse me.

>>39930012
>Sorry, I just... I haven’t really kept everybody up to date on the whole ‘Zeshic School’ thing.
>>I don’t like people seeing me doing that kind of stuff.

>>39930012
>>Sorry, I just... I haven’t really kept everybody up to date on the whole ‘Zeshic School’ thing.
>>Forget about it and I’ll forget about it.
>>I don’t like people seeing me doing that kind of stuff.
>>The door was closed for a reason.
> You’re a loose cannon – one more breach, and I’ll have your badge, Crowther.(as a joke)

>>39930012
>Sorry, I just... I haven’t really kept everybody up to date on the whole ‘Zeshic School’ thing.
>The door was closed for a reason.
> You’re a loose cannon – one more breach, and I’ll have your badge, Crowther.

Give him hard time but not too hard. Everybody makes mistakes - even cool and sexy demon guys

>>39930012
>Sorry, I just... I haven’t really kept everybody up to date on the whole ‘Zeshic School’ thing.
>I don’t like people seeing me doing that kind of stuff.

>>39930012
>> You’re a loose cannon – one more breach, and I’ll have your badge, Crowther.

>>39930012
>Stop talking
>I don’t like people seeing me doing that kind of stuff.

>>39930012
The loose cannon line is pretty lame.

>>39930012
> You’re a loose cannon – one more breach, and I’ll have your badge, Crowther.
>I don’t like people seeing me doing that kind of stuff.

>>39930012
> You’re a loose cannon – one more breach, and I’ll have your badge, Crowther.

>>39930069

I can't be an award winner all the time, especially at 1:00 AM.

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>>39929992
Oh, god, Ulam is the priest from Beserk.

>>39930069
Screw you, that's funny in a lame kind of way

>>39930012
>Sorry, I just... I haven’t really kept everybody up to date on the whole ‘Zeshic School’ thing.

>>39930012
>I don’t like people seeing me doing that kind of stuff.

>>39930069
So lame it'll try to get him to forget the whole walking in while cutting Halth symbols into her arm?

>>39930022
He's just another mortal, even if he is an infamous one.
He's probably the same as the folks who got chopped up at Iptaph's as far as the demons are concerned.

>>39930012
> You’re a loose cannon – one more breach, and I’ll have your badge, Crowther.

> I didn't get to grow up with a Demon family, and the last time someone saw me cut myself . . . not that that's why I do it now! Shut up. I just don't like people to see me do it, okay.

Why did I write a MORE awkward post?

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>>39930012
>Sorry I just... I haven't kept everyone up to date with the whole 'Zeshic School' thing.

>>39930069
Well, your FACE is pretty lame.

>>39930012
> You’re a loose cannon – one more breach, and I’ll have your badge, Crowther.
>Sorry, I just... I haven’t really kept everybody up to date on the whole ‘Zeshic School’ thing.

Roll some dice for blood magic, because that's what's happening after this exchange.

>>39930012
>>The door was closed for a reason.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

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>>39930168
>>39930169
We got this

>>39930168
Well damn.

So yeah, that's happening.

>>39930168
14 blesses to you. That's twice as many as seven!

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>>39930160
EMBRACE

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>>39930160
N-Never too late...

>>39930168
We have fucking got this!
Track that shit like we're the goddamn Batcomputer!

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>>39930160
I'm burning all the good luck!

So um... What spells did we actually get inscribed on ourselves anyway?

>>39930142
Next you'll say.jpg

>>39930207
STOP

>>39930213
Someone had to make the lame comeback.

>>39930211
Probably most of the haemomancy we know and then one to boost hellfire and another to boost shadows.

What can Wolf actually do? Other than be squishy I don't think we know what he can cast.

>>39930226
Space

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>>39930226
We don't really know, we should get a rundown on his skills on the way there.

>>39930226
He does space magic. So teleporting, among other things presumably.

>>39930226
You know how Moriah's Hellion magic specialty is "death" and so she has a fuckton of strong death magic?

Wolfgang's Hellion magic specialty is "space".

>>39930221
A spiralling circle of lame into a pit of full circle, from which there is no coming back.

>>39930232
>>39930235
>>39930239
Space magic that takes him and whoever's with him through screaming horrors. It's a really good combo with Sierra's corner step.

>>39930226
Well we know he's a space mage.

He teleported himself and Moriah into an apartment in the Hellion Quest thread, which sounds like a damn useful power in our current situation.

Past that, details are sketchy. He's a demon wizard- so we know he has powers but we (the players at least, and Sierra probably) dont have the particulars of what he's capable of.

>>39930211

3 puppet veins, 1 blood curse
2 convulsing shocks
1 cardio-paralysis
1 red rush shadow glyph

You can use the same glyph twice, but it isn't quite as effective, and if botched, could backfire somehow.

>>39930240
>from which there are no comebacks

>>39930266
What was the half finished spell we had going when Wolfgang interrupted us?

>>39930263
We've known him long enough that we can assume it is within character knowledge to know what he can cast.

>>39930276

One of the shocks.

>>39930266
All that from her crappy carving? Damn, imagine when we get good at it

>>39930282
We haven't even seen him unglamored. It's possible that he hasn't exactly shown off his spellbook either.

>>39930290
You can fit a lot of demonic runes cut into your skin on just a limb or two. Trust me.

>>39930302
You do a lot of demonic rune carving, do you?

>>39930301
Really? We haven't seen him in the lewd?

Well it doesn't matter anyway since its as simple as us asking him. I'm expecting teleportation, telekinesis, and other boring T magics.

>>39930330
Magic demon rune carving, under the light of a full lawn.

>>39930335
Tits?

>>39930283
Well, it was certainly an, erm, shocking development?

>>39930335
Maybe he knows Philo's danger-teleport bullshit escape spell. We can hope anyway.

>>39930357
>tfw it turns out Wolfgang has bigger breasts than Sierra

>>39930371
>His true form is feminine
>U-boats win in the end

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>>39930391
>U-boats win in the end

>>39930371
>skeleton-tits

No thanks. I like Moriah but damn

>>39930335
We need to ask him if we can see him without his glamors, since we don't even know if he has horns or not.

>>39930409
Is Sierra going to nibble on his horns?

>>39930416
And by nibble you mean suck on?

>>39930409
Sierra actually asked that way before they started dating. He made a big speech how he considers his glamor-skin to be his real self.

I'd like to see how he REALLY look though, yeah.

>>39930409
Hellions pretty much all have horns.

What the fuck /tg/, settle down.

>>39930435
>yfw Wolfgang doesn't and he actually just has super bad horn envy

>>39930435
Name's Wolfgang, short for Horned Reaper!

>>39930426
Yes