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>>39903934
After stuffing your face and getting a bit of that wonderful buzz of semi-intoxication back, you bid farewell to the Lookout crew, saying that you may come around again sometime soon to train more.

For now, your sights are set on the last little group of people that you've interacted with since landing on Earth.

The Namekian Piccolo, and the Halfbreed Saiyan Gohan. You've gathered that the Namekian had taken Gohan away after Raditz was defeated by the sacrifice of Goku, that the child had shown incredible strength that Piccolo thought would be vital to staving off the Saiyan invasion.

For one that was so young, but still had the same amount of power as Krillin and the other humans, you were inclined to agree with that assessment.

Deciding to forgo using your scouter for this one, you sense for the energies of the pair, managing to lock onto them, you alter your course and soon enough find yourself at yet another wasteland.

Seems like Earth has quite a lot of these.

They evidently sense your approach as well.

When you land in front of the pair, it seems as though they've just finished a spar, with Gohan looking much worse for the wear than his master.

With the Namekian simply staring you down with a scowl on his face, Gohan on the other hand looks quite pleased. "Mr. Arctus! I was hoping you'd come by, we felt you on the Lookout, that was incredible! You feel even stronger than before!"

It seems this whole training thing was paying off indeed.

>A. Hello Gohan, you've gotten stronger. Hello Big Green
>B. You wanted to see how they were training
>C. You wanted to train with them
>D. You wanted to learn some things from Gohan/Piccolo (What?)
>E. Write in

Lets get the party started
>A. Hello Gohan, you've gotten stronger. Hello Big Green
>C. You wanted to train with them

>>39903934
cant wait to see how vegeta and nappa end up, they've been hyped up plenty

>>39903942
>>A. Hello Gohan, you've gotten stronger. Hello Big Green
>B. You wanted to see how they were training

My race rarely if ever trains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg

>>39903942
>A. Hello Gohan, you've gotten stronger. Hello Big Green
>B. You wanted to see how they were training

>>39903942
>>A. Hello Gohan, you've gotten stronger. Hello Big Green
>>B. You wanted to see how they were training


>Big Green

>Dende, nickname, Chartreuse Minor, confirmed.

>>39903942
>A. Hello Gohan, you've gotten stronger. Hello Big Green
>C. You wanted to train with them
this whole "training" thing is something that my people just don't do, we're stupidly strong naturally. Since I'm probably the only Arcosian to try training in hundreds of years I wanted to make sure I'm doing it right and that means I have to check out how the different masters are doing it.

Got room for one more, Big Green?

>>39903942
>A. Hello Gohan, you've gotten stronger. Hello Big Green
>B. You wanted to see how they were training

>>39903942
>A. Hello Gohan, you've gotten stronger. Hello Big Green
>B. You wanted to see how they were training
>C. You wanted to train with them

Just got done with a session with your other two friends. Despite their low power, they really know how to fight. Sadly, the converse can be said for me. I got a lotta power, but I'm not really all that great at fighting!

>>39903942

>A. Hello Gohan, you've gotten stronger. Hello Big Green
>B. You wanted to see how they were training

>>39903942
>>A. Hello Gohan, you've gotten stronger. Hello Big Green
>>B. You wanted to see how they were training

>>39903942
>A
>C
>E. So, Greeny Meanie. I hear you were the guy who dropped Raditz. That pretty much makes you King Shit of Earth. You plan on taking over after the Saiyans are gone?

>>39904027
This.

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>>39903942
"Hello Gohan, you've gotten stronger since yesterday, good job."

The boy laughs a bit, it seems that your praise made him rather happy, he probably hasn't gotten much of that with tall green and mean over here.

"Piccolo." You greet him with a nod, recieving only a grunt back in response

"I've just finished learning a few things from your comrades on the Lookout. For a weak species, the humans have managed to get the art of fighting down to a science, their teamwork was impressive."

"This whole "training" thing is something that my people just don't do, we're stupidly strong naturally. Since I'm probably the only Arcosian to try training in hundreds of years I wanted to make sure I'm doing it right and that means I have to check out how the different masters are doing it."

Gohan looks rather pleased by the idea.

Piccolo certainly does not.

"Why should I help someone that's likely just another threat that's waiting to strike after the saiyans? You might have fooled those idiots and the old man, but I don't trust you for a second."

>A. Because you're the only one that can stop the Saiyans
>B. Because you'll offer something in return
>C. Write in

>>39904160
offer more info about his species

Actually, that made me think of a possible move, the "Chartreuse Chaser", a ball of green energy that homes in on people and explodes in a controlled blast towards the opponent.

>>39904160
Calm down Big Green, besides, I can handle the Saiyans with my hands tied behind my back, none of you can. Plus it is my understanding you aren't exactly the nicest guy around, Junior.

>>39904160

>A. Because you're the only one that can stop the Saiyans
For all we know the dragonballs are bullshit and we also know that most of these earthlings couldn't stand to fight a saiyan for a minute.

>>39904160
Because I am for all intents and purposes the nicest Arcosian you'll ever meet. I'm asking. The rest of my race wouldn't.

>>39904160
>B

"So what do you want Booze, women, booze, science, booze, infomation, booze, did I mention I'd give you booz?"

>>39904160
>A. Because you're the only one that can stop the Saiyans
>B. Because you'll offer something in return
We've still got a job to do, but that doesn't mean we can't be a BIT charitable.

Reminder, Yamcha filled us in on most of Dragonball. We know Piccolo is the spawn of Demon King Piccolo, and tried killing Goku before.

>>39904160
>B. Offer something in return.
Build on >>39904099.

"Let's talk hypothetically, I want Earth in my eventual, currently nonexistent interstellar empire. You've proven you can effectively defend this planet, if I take it into the fold I'll give you governance over it."

>>39904235
this

>>39904160
>>C. Write in
>"Because, frankly, I don't care about conquering or destroying this planet, I have -never- really cared for that, it was mostly my cousin and his family that enjoyed that. Besides, I do love the drinks you have here!"

>>39904160
Because those two monkeys are literally no threat to me without the moon hanging around, with my help there is no "invasion."
As for me becoming the next threat? I'm just here to round up a couple of AWOL chimps, I could care less about conquering this backwater planet, no matter how great the booze around here is.
once this mission is over I'm going back home, I have to report in and get ready for my next job after all. If I stuck around here too long my boss would be pretty pissed, and when he gets pissed worlds burn.

>>39904160
>A. Because you're the only one that can stop the Saiyans

Besides this Goku person we keep hearing about.

>B. Because you'll offer something in return

I can tell you more about your race. You probably went to Kami, who I presume is the "old man" you speak of, but I can try to fill you in on anything that he missed out on.

Also this:

>>39904265

>B. Because you'll offer something in return
>C. Maybe we can find out how strong Gohan really is

>C. Maybe we can find out how strong Gohan really is
eail has been dropping hints about gohan all over the place, we should really follow this thread

>>39904251
That's good, play to his pride and lust for power.

So, are we turning Earth into the capital of our space empire, or is that plan a no go?

>>39904160
>C. Because regardless of what you do to prepare, I could slaughter the lot of you without effort, and you know it.

>>39904251

This sounds like a great plan.

>>39904362

Maybe later. Not now. We need to develop our base first.

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>>39904160
"Because despite all the training you've done, you people still don't stand a chance against the Saiyans. If it's who I think it is, the weaker one could mop the floor with all of you, let alone the stronger one."

Raising a finger, in a manner that's probably a little too close to the Supernova attack, you continue "Help me, and I'll help you, I'd say it's an even trade, but we both know you're getting the better part of the deal here."

That grin reappears on your face as well as you stare at the pair, Piccolo seems to be in deep thought, but still quite frustrated by the information you've given, Gohan on the other hand looks somewhat scared.

He probably had trouble believing there could actually be somewhat stronger than Raditz.

You almost pity the poor kid if he actually ends up having to deal with Vegeta.

"Gohan, fight him. I need to see just how much he actually knows about combat."

The tiny halfbreed looks surprised for a moment, before giving a nod, nervously stepping forward, he puts his hands together and bows to you before adopting a stance

>A.Charge
>B.Defend
>C.Weak energy attacks
>D.Keep away
>E.Write in
>F.Timeskip to after training
>G.Timeskip to Saiyan Invasion

>>39904362

Why not? Currently our biggest threat is an old namekian, a young namekian, a 6 year old half breed, and Krillin. We can't take Goku into account because he currently is out of the picture.

>>39904251
Our "empire" would be more of an autonomous confederacy because we're do busy drinking to actually run anything but the elite forces. On the plus side, Freeza can sack our planets without pissing off Cooler.

>>39904381
>C.Weak energy attacks

>>39904381
>B.Defend

>>39904381

>E. First bow back to Gohan.
>A. Charge

Hit Gohan in the face with the tail!

>>39904362
I'd rather base ourselves out of an asteroid or an interstellar body and make armies of androids/bio-engineered soldiers to enforce our will.

Go full evil genius, only replacing the 'evil' with 'drunk'.

>>39904381
Fine, I'll play your game. Then B.

>>39904381
>A.Charge
lower ourselves to just above Gohan's power and fight with as much technical skill and strategy as we can, We're trying to display our technique not our overwhelming might.

>>39904381

I'll second this: >>39904425

>E "What is this bowing thing you're doing"
>Do we even bow to someone whos most certainly not our equal?
>Bow

>>39904381
B

And egg Gohan on the whole time.

"More! Harder! You need to be stronger little one! Kill me!"

At the same time, we ought to assess the halfbreed's aggression. Better or worse than Saiyans?

>>39904425
>>39904436
supporting these

>>39904457
THIS

>>39904413
I'm fine with that, it's still an empire.

>>39904413

We're only drinking because we don't see a path to killing Frieza.

I think we'll always love booze, but I don't think we'll be a worthless drunk forever. We just need to believe that killing Frieza is possible.

>>39904427

I would support this. I think we should establish a minor wing of the PTO empire at the very least.

If nothing else, we need exposure to many different technologies and fighting techniques. Plus, there's always a chance that we could learn more about our people before they were destroyed.

I would love it if Arctus realizes what horrible barbarians the Cold family is and that he dedicates himself to restoring Arcosia to its former glory.

>>39904530
>restoring Arcosia to its former glory.

>not making it better, with beer, and hookers, and space blackjack

>>39904556

Hey, what we do in the Imperial Palace, stays in the Imperial Palace.

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You're not entirely sure what the gesture is supposed to convey, but you return the bow to Gohan.

Normally when you have to do something like that it's to Frieza, Cooler, or King Cold, not before a fight, maybe Earth has different rules for that sort of thing

The boy seems to be waiting for you to make the first move, and you're happy enough to oblige.

While your power is lowered enough as to where Gohan won't be seriously injured, you aren't going to treat him as a child, he's a warrior.

Rushing forward, you repeat the same manuever that you performed on Krillin, a surprise flip, a smack with the tail, and a kick to send him away.

"Gohan you have to prepare and dodge!" Piccolo roars from the sidelines

The child pushes himself up to his feet, he's got a few scrapes over his body from your rush, and your scouter tells you his power level is rising, even though it appears he's only standing there.

>A.Charge
>B.Defend
>C.Weak energy attacks
>D.Keep away
>E.Ask Gohan if he's okay
>F.Write in

>>39904582
>"The earthlings are calling it 'Space Vegas' whatever that means."

>>39904395
You know, if we do give governance of Earth to Piccolo, and make it our capitol, we could put most of the responsibility on him whilst still maintaining the final say on important matters and be free to do more fun stuff. Drink, mingle, be a man of the people. We'll make him an administrator and call him King but stay Emporer.

>>39904589
>B.Defend

>Rage induced power up? How Saiyan.

>>39904589

>E.Ask Gohan if he's okay

He is only a kid...a half breed kid that can turn into a giant ape, but a kid nonetheless.
Then
>B.Defend
Just in case.

>>39904589
B.

And egg him on like I suggested earlier. We need to see how dangerous this child warrior may become some day. Is he just as dangerous and temperamental as a Saiyan?

>>39904589
E and prepare to defend.

>>39904618
All piccolo wants is someone to love and look up to him
I doubt he'll agree to that

>>39904589
>B
He's obviously okay with a rising power level.
>F
RPG rules, kid. Your. Turn.

>>39904589
>D.Keep away

>>39904589
>>E.Ask Gohan if he's okay

>>39904589
>C.Weak energy attacks
>D.Keep away

>>39904642
I'm pretty sure Saiyan temperament is nurture not nature

>>39904668
He probably hasn't realized that yet. If I remember right he didn't realize it until Nappa started making bodies.

>>39904688
No. Goku is the way he is literally because he's brain-damaged.

>>39904688
It's a mix of both, iirc.
They're naturally combat-loving, angry and confrontational, but not so much sadistic or contemptuous.

>>39904706
No what I'm saying is if a you have a child in a warrior society, raised by warriors, to become the "average" warrior he's going to become a warrior

>>39904744
They're not raised by warriors, though, they're sent off to clear weaker planets as infants.

>>39904688
>>39904697
>>39904720

At any rate, Arctus doesn't know this. I am sure he assumes that Saiyans are vicious by nature because that is what he has seen in the past.

>>39904744
Saiyan children aren't raised. They're fired at planets to exterminate all life, in infancy.

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>>39904589
Despite the fact that the kid's power is rising, you're somewhat worried that hit might have knocked Gohan around a bit too much

"You all right kid?" You hesitantly ask the boy, getting a nod in return "Good, then come at me!"

The words have barely gotten out of your mouth before Goha has charged you, his power spiking up just as he throws a punch towards your face that you still manage to block

He's getting dangerously close to matching the power you've weakened yourself to.

This kid is just full of surprises, maybe he's got some of that saiyain instinct in him after all.

Gohan could grow up to be quite a powerhouse if molded properly

>A. Get him mad
>B. Gain some distance
>C. Go on the offensive
>D. End the session
>E. Write in

>>39904755
>>39904777
>tfw you have to actively resist the urge to not autisticly dig into why that's a dumbass practice
Fucking Toriyama

>>39904787
>>B. Gain some distance

>>39904777
Most of them, at least; Tarble was a weakling and didn't like to fight, and sent offworld so he didn't embarrass his father and brother, nobody wanted him back.

>>39904787

>C. Go on the offensive
No need to go defensive when he is knocked out!

>>39904787
A.

Let's see what he can really do. We want that Saiyan rage to bubble to the surface. Be prepared to raise our power level to match his.

>>39904787
>A. Get him mad.

Talk shit about his dad. There's no way this could possibly end poorly.

>>39904787
>A. Get him mad
>C. Go on the offensive

Dirty fighting. Feint punches/kicks into weak energy blasts, mocking slaps with our tail, tripping him with tail, dirt throwing, etc.

Though Piccolo's probably drilled it into him not to expect any quarter from foes and did some surprise attacks of his own, Gohan's gonna get a crash course in anything-goes bar fighting. He's gotta learn to be ready for anything his opponents throw at him.

>>39904787
>A. Get him mad
"You aren't going to honor your father's memory by sitting around doing nothing! Get angry!"

>>39904787
What exactly does Arctus know about Saiyans that isn't Frieza boogeyman propaganda

>>39904787
>E. You rise to challenges well!
>Increase power by 50% of current PL.

>A. Let's get Dark Souls on him.

>>39904787
>>A. Get him mad
>C. Go on the offensive

>>39904787
>A. Get him mad
>C. Go on the offensive

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>>39904847
>>39904841
>Talk shit bout papa carrot

Noooo do you want to die without tasting all the liquor this planet has to offer?

>>39904810
>Saiyans
>Good ideas
Nope, only stupidly prideful and badass ideas, I'm afraid.

>>39904823
>>39904841

I'm basically hoping that Arctus realizes what a terrible threat Gohan represents during this fight.

We're not a bad guy, but someone who trains so exponentially could threaten us in only a few years...

>>39904787
A, by powering up to double his strength and holding him back with just a hand.

>>39904850
As the effective fourth in command of the PTO, Arctus probably knows pretty much the whole truth behind the saiyans, which really isn't that far from propaganda, really.

>>39904887

Hence why the best idea is to talk shit about daddy so we can see Gohan's crazy stupid power while it's still in a semi-manageable range.

>>39904910
>Fourth in command

Huh? I thought we were the drunken chucklefuck mascot? And that nightmaresequence got me thinking we might be a pet/entertainment for Cold and Frieza

I vote that, whatever happens, we reccomend to Cooler that he takes this planet as a Science Planet. The combat, the art, the food, the booze, and (of course) the science display a remarkable level of intelligence and igenuity. We've likely only come by decades shy of them creating their own form of commercial space flight.

>>39904976
I vote that we take it for ourselves. with the excuse that we really really like the booze here. We've got enough of a fuckup reputation that we can twist it to our benefit.

>>39904964
We're an Arcosian.

>>39904976

I say that we take the planet for ourselves and just tell Cooler that the planet is our compensation that he promised for the mission.

>>39904976
I vote we DONT tell Cooler the truth. Cooler isnt the nicest guy, and would probably not mesh well with Earth culture

>>39904964

What? We're Frieza's cousin. We're the lowest ranking and weakest Frost Demon but that still means we're stronger than the rest of the PTO.

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He's frustrated right now, and that's already given him a bit of a boost to his power.

You want to see what can really happen when you get him angry enough to make that saiyan blood start to boil

"Come on Gohan, you can do better than this!" You tell the boy as you stop defending and focus on your offense once again

Raising your power once again to be higher than Gohan's by a reasonable amount, you throw punches, kicks, even a few more tail strikes at him. Using your speed to your advantage, you're keeping him on his toes.

"You won't avenge your father with this kind of power! The saiyans are going to be here any day and you stll don't stand a chance, get mad, fight!"

It's working, his power is starting to rise once again, he's stronger than Piccolo now by at least a thousand if you had to guess, possibly approaching Nappa's level that you've set yourself at.

"They'll kill everyone on Earth, you, Piccolo, your family, so many innocents, you have to get stronger!"

With a roar, Gohan has had enough, sinking his fist into your gut, he brings a hammer blow down on the back of your head as you're recovering.

"Masenko HA!"

You barely manage to see the yellow light of his attack as it comes at you.

Adopting your full power just in the nick of time, you're left looking at a panting Gohan, and a shocked looking Piccolo.

>A. End the match
>B. Praise Gohan
>C. Continue fighting
>D. Write in

>>39904964
>"Daddy you won't beluve what I found!"
>"What is it Precious?"
>"While I was out taking out the trash that was our "race" I found this -
>Throws lil bruised, bloody babby Arctus on the floor
>"little runt actually had the nerve to fight back. Can I keep him?"

>>39905005
>Cooler: "Why should I give you that planet, cousin?"

>Arctus: "Because it's a filthy backwater with absolutely nothing of note, and its populace is ruled by a dog named 'King Furry'.... plus i really like the booze."

>Cooler: pinching his nose and counting to ten.

>>39905034

>B. Praise Gohan
And then
>C. Continue fighting
Punch him in the gut! We can't let the monkey get a big head.

>>39905034
>>A. End the match
>>B. Praise Gohan

>>39904996

Eh. Let's "take" it for ourselves but leave Piccolo in charge like we mentioned earlier. Frankly it may be in our best interests to keep the Saiyans away from potential threats. If they have no real reason to train they won't power up as quickly.

Assuming that we don't abduct all the Saiyans and put them in cryosleep for eternity, which is pretty much want I want to do.

>>39905018
exactly, we politick, we steal. we lie. None of the mutant arcosians are nice people. they are all their own brand of fucked up. We play our reputation. We play our addiction. we turn our weakness into a weapon to get what we want. We lie. we steal. we falsify data. anything. We give them computer viruses to give us information, we worm their weapons with passcodes only we know, we install backdoors in their bank accounts.

Our strength is our mind. Our inventiveness. Lateral thinking and making better tools.

>>39905034
>A. End the match
>B. Praise Gohan

Saiyans fight better when angry Piccolo, just like Namekians need a clear and focused mind.

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>B Praise Gohan
Praise him like you'd praise the fucking sun

>>39905034
>A. End the match
>B. Praise Gohan

>>39905034
A.

"You are capable of quite a bit more than you know, Hogan. Maybe you do stand a chance after all."

Make a mental note that we have to do something about this halfbreed situation.

>>39905034
>B. Good job, kid. Keep that up and you'll take the weaker of the two Saiyans no problem.

>>39905034

>A. End the match
>B. Praise Gohan
>D. Praise Piccolo for his excellent mentoring.

>>39905034
>B. Praise Gohan

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Actually the best thing to do would be to draw as much attention from this corner of the universe as possible. Last thing we'd want is a PTO Satellite monitoring the progression and power levels of the "newest addition" to the organization or any of cooler, cold's, or Frieza's men here

>>39905034
>D. Write in

If there's anything I know how to do well, it's how to press people's buttons.

Probably a good thing I didn't go full obnoxious drunk on him. I doubt there'd be a planet left to defend after that.

>>39905110
>Hogan
Well anon, that settles it. We need to get Gohan swole and let Hulkamania run wild.

>>39905034
A. End match
B praise Gohan.
D. Praise piccolo for being a good mentor and quietly praise him for being a good dad to the kid

>>39905144
>>39905110
>Hogan
I'll be back

>>39905034
>A. End the match
>B. Praise Gohan

>>39905144
Whatcya gonna do? Whatcya gonna do, Frieza, when Gohanamania runs wild on you?

also, why are we not questioning powerlevels just rising on their own? As far as frieza and pto knew, powerlevels were static

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>>39905034
"Enough." You say as the smoke clears and you're revealed to be completely uninjured.

"Very nicely done Gohan, that was incredible." You praise the child, who seems to be coming down off of his combat high and calming down.

His power is starting to drop as well, though, once it appears that he's back to normal, there's a noticeable difference than before. He's weaker than Piccolo, but stronger than the humans.

Walking over to the half-saiyan, you place a hand on his shoulder. "Your father would be proud that you're that determined to defend your home. Keep that up, and you may end up as strong as me one day."

Even though he's tired and hurt, the smile still shows up on Gohan's face from your praise.

You've never seen that type of growth before in someone's power.

Is it unique to Gohan?

He may require some more investigation.

"Whatever you've done to train him is incredible Piccolo. I've never seen a child outside of my own race that's as strong as Gohan."

>A. Timeskip to later in the day after training has concluded
>B. Spar with Piccolo
>C. Go somewhere else (Solo, Capsule Corp, etc.)
>D. Write in
>E. Timeskip to Saiyan invasion in 3 days

>>39905319
>A. Timeskip to later in the day after training has concluded
>>39905308
We're sampling data now anon. We know our cousin is denser than a pile of ununoctium.

>B. Spar with Piccolo
Have we ever spared with a namekian?

>>39905319

>C. Go somewhere else (Solo, Capsule Corp, etc
Lets check up on the science lady and our S.P.O.O.G.E.

>>39905308
Captain Ginyu knew about hiding power levels. Since we are the smart Arcosian, we probably know about it.

>>39905319
>A. Timeskip to later in the day after training has concluded

>>39905319
B "So Big Green, want to go a couple rounds. Just let me get something to drink first first."

>>39905319
>B. Spar with Piccolo

>>39905319
>A. Timeskip to later in the day after training has concluded

>>39905319
>B. Piccolo, I can set myself to Vegeta if you'd like.

>>39905319
A

We don't need to play every training session.

>>39905429

Hey man, we may as well let this Goku character have a shot at the title, assuming that these people can actually raise him from the dead.

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With Gohan down for the moment, you're interested to see how the Namekian might fare against you, weakened of course.

Adopting a stance, it appears that Picclo gets the message easy enough.

Discarding his cloak and turban, you and he have a stare off for several seconds, while Gohan stares with great interest.

Suddenly, as though a timer had finished counting down, you and the Namekian charge at the same instance.
__________________________

Several hours later, you're resting with Gohan against a rockface, Piccolo left a while ago once training was done for the day, said something about meditation.

Gohan seems to be incredibly tired, and the sun is starting to set, you imagine he'll head to sleep very soon

>A. Stay and chat with Gohan
>B. Go to Capsule Corp and see how Bulma is doing with the Gel
>C. Lookout
>D. Ship
>E. Write in

>>39905523
>>B. Go to Capsule Corp and see how Bulma is doing with the Gel
then
>D. Ship


Pretty sure either our men, or Cooler have called by now.

>A. Stay and chat with Gohan
Ask him what life is like on this rock

>>39905523
>>B. Go to Capsule Corp and see how Bulma is doing with the Gel

>>39905553

I approve of this plan.

>A Stay and chat with Gohan
we bro bonding now

>>39905553
this

>>39905590
>not being Uncle Arctus, from Spess.

>>39905523
>A. Stay and chat with Gohan

>>39905553
This

>>39905523
>E. Go bug Piccolo some more. Adopt his meditative stance, upside down, two feet from him, looking him in the face.
"So you just sit alone in the middle of nowhere and think about nothing? Sounds boring but I can give it a go."

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>>39905044
Did that actually happen?

>>39905110
>>39905144
>>39905230
Pic related

>>39905338
>Captain Ginyu knew about hiding power levels.

Honestly it should be safe to assume any especially experienced warrior would eventually learn about that even with scouters. After using and getting hit by Ki there's no reason that they shouldn't eventually learn the nuances of Ki later on in their careers. Makes even less sense that a planet like Earth in the assend of the universe or at least PTO universe would be home to the only people who learned about it while there are literal warrior races out there

>>39905523
A then D.

I smell a bit of samefag

Unsure

>>39905523

Seconding this: >>39905553

>>39905523
>A. Bulma how's my splooge going?!

>>39905572
>>39905645

Will be namefag to prevent a bit of samefagness.

>>39905645
Yeah, that'll happen.

Easiest way to find out is to watch the poster count, if it is consistently going up, it's probably samefags.

I mean, 24 to 30, may be some late comers, but 30 to 44, yeah, no.

You do have a rather large player base, though, for such a young quest, so it may be hard to judge.

>>39905645
Just remind everyone we have no genitalia and we don't get pleasure from our tail like Space Monkeys, or at least female Space Monkeys.

>>39905715
You have genitalia

I'm not writing space lizard smut

That's why I'm friends with Space Monkey QM now

>>39905553

I am voting for dis as well. If nothing else may be we can hack the Saiyan pods that are inbound and find out who's coming?

>>39905715
Would just like to remind everyone that we explicitly in-quest had a mother and that canon ice demon reproduction has not really been touched on.

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>>39905736
Oh my.

>>39905736
>tfw Trunks shows up in their timeline

>Trunks: "Oh sweet lord, I hope this one is okay, where does a surprise arcosian come from, anyway? Hey, Gohan! Take me to your mom, she knows where your dad is, right"

>Gohan: "Hey, Kabuya!"

>Kabu: Approaching "The hell do you want with Gohan's dad, mop-top"

>Trunks: "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!"

>>39905747

The mother part does kinda make space lizards seem more mammal in nature...or not, for all we know because no lore was made of it Arcosians could produce by budding.

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After resting together for a bit, part of you feels like keeping Gohan company for a while, but you do need to go check in with Bulma.

Patting the kid on the shoulder, you tell him that you'll see him again soon, before the saiyan's get here hopefully.

Taking off, you head to Capsule Corp.

On the way you flip through a few settings on the scouter, no missed messages from Cooler or the Booze Hounds. Cooler isn't expecting a report for at least a few more days, maybe a week.

Jenkins is probably having too much fun on his vacation to call in and bother you.

Landing at the front door, you're baffeled that it's not opening for you, but you remember the motion that Krillin did, knocking his knuckles against the door.

Repeating the motion, soon enough the blonde woman that never opens her eyes has opened it for you.

"Oh my, it's you again Mr. Chill, I'll let Bulma know you're back!"

Following her into the building, you're directed down to the basement lab where Bulma is

Evidently you're a nice new man compared to the orange wearing fellow?

Seeing Bulma wearing a coat and inspecting the healing tank, she hasn't noticed you yet, engrossed in her work

>A. Get her attention
>B. Walk up and inspect it with her, ask how much she's learned.
>C. Don't disturb her
>D. Write in

>B. Walk up and inspect it with her, ask how much she's learned.

>>39905844
>B. Walk up and inspect it with her, ask how much she's learned.

>>39905844
>>B. Walk up and inspect it with her, ask how much she's learned.

>>39905844
>>B. Walk up and inspect it with her, ask how much she's learned.

Honestly your one of the first people I've met who enjoys this sort of thing. It's refreshing. Usually It's just thump the thing until it works with my peers.

>>39905844

>A. Get her attention
Sneak up on her and scare the shit out of her.

>>39905844
>D. Look over her shoulder and say, "Hm...Interesting."

>>39905523
>D. Ship

Check our long range scanners for the Saiyans.

>>39905877
I'll support this. Also ask if she's the only one in her family who likes doing this kind of work. We should get Dr. Briefs to look at our exoskeleton we made.

>>39905844
>>C. Don't disturb her

She's clearly busy.

>>39905844
>B. It's time for Science!

>>39905914
You know, a jumpstart on Shredderform would be cool.

>>39905844
> Bulma how's the splooge coming along? Don't tell me you need more of my splooge?

>>39905964
>"You know, it's really a chore working all the splooge out of my tanks, you know. Sometimes it just gets stuck and you have to really work it out by hand."

>>39905844
>>B. Walk up and inspect it with her, ask how much she's learned.

We need to learn to make ice out of ki.

>>39905984
Imma need a new sides. They blasted off.

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>>39905844
Walking up to stand beside Bulma, it appears that she's noticed you, but is still inspecting everything.

"You know it's rather refreshing to find someone else that's interested in science. Typically when I try to talk to someone about this sort of thing they couldn't care less."

Or end up destroying an interesting new piece of equipment with a stray energy blast.

You still regret not having a proper chance to inspect that replicator. So much booze, all gone.

Jottig down one last piece of information on the clipboard she has, which seems to be filled with a stack of notes, Bulma gives a tired but satisfied sigh and smiles at you.

"I've never come across anything like this, or the gel. It'll take days to properly analyze it all and see if we can really replicate it here on Earth. I haven't had this much fun since I started hunting for the Dragon Balls."

Bulma believes in them as well, that only drives the point home that these things may in fact be real.

"Most of the fruit component can be substituted with native plants, but the synthesized saiyan DNA might be troublesome. I could probably invent something that could do it, but that might take weeks."

>A. You're confident she can do it.
>B. Ask if she'd like some assistance
>C. Offer to build it for her.
>D. Tell her to take a break, drink with you
>E. Write in

>>39906045

>D. Tell her to take a break, drink with you
It has been too long sense we have had a drink.

>>39906045
>C. Offer to build it for her. Science. Bitches love science here right?

>>39906045
D, ask about her family. We need to find out her dad his a scientist as well. We need someone to look at our prototype exoskeleton at some point.

>>39906045
>>A. You're confident she can do it.
Honestly if you bring this Goku back with the Dragon balls you'll have all the DNA you'll need. From what I gather he's an unusually civil Saiyan.

>>39906045
>D. Tell her to take a break, drink with you

We really should be checking to see if we got any calls waiting after this.

>>39906045
D. double check scouter is off, drink, broach the whole earth empire idea to her. We're looking to create a powerbase and earth looks like the place to do it,

>>39906045
>>A. You're confident she can do it.
>D. Tell her to take a break, drink with you

>>39906099
Don't mention this to people. It is a bad idea. They will then view us as a conqueror. Just let people know where the healing pods came from when they get made. Earth will love us and willing follow us.

>>39906099

Also this, Piccolo might be too unstable for a governor of this planet...Bulma may not have the power but she has brains and the influence to get things started safely.

>>39906045
>Suggest she pick up some of that DNA from this Goku guy when he gets back, should just take a blood sample.

>>39906129
Why not Gohan?

>>39906139
Half-Saiyan, not full.

>>39906045
>D. Discuss plans for the Earth Empire after a time skipped talk of science.

>>39906045

Suggest she see about creating jammers for the scouters.

PTO relies on them too much, including as communications.

>>39906164
It needs saiyan DNA, he is half sayian, isolating stuff like that is probably not hard for two supergeniuses

It also wasn't stated that it needed a damn blood transfusion from a saiyan to work.

>>39906164

Could we find the corpse of Raditz and use that? I mean whats left of him that is.

>>39906045
>>E. Write in

You should have two new saiyan corpses soon enough.

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>>39906045
"I'm confident you're capable of doing it Bulma, it's not that often that I manage to run across someone that has your sort of intelligence. Plus, when your friend Goku comes back, you'll have a perfect person to stick a needle in for a sample."

Evidently that's fairly humorous to the woman, as she starts laughing after you finish. Explaining, once she's calmed down, that for how strong and brave Goku is, he's terrified of needles.

Amusing indeed.

Since she's been working for quite a decent bit of time today, and the healing tank won't be going anywhere for a while, you offer to share a few drinks with Bulma to unwind. Swap a few stories and the such.

She seems rather pleased by the idea, and soon enough you've got a rather fruity drink in your hand while you kick back and relax with Bulma in her lounge, watching Earth television.

You wonder if this planet has professional wrestling.

>A. Ask about Bulma's past
>B. Tell a few funny stories of your past
>C. Write in
>D. Timeskip to that night.
>E. Timeskip to the next morning

>>39906192
You'd think Bulma or at least her dad would have dissected him and preserved all the bits.

>>39906273
i think canonically dr gero scavenged the bodies.

>>39906263
Channel surf for wrestling, and ask about her family, and if any of them also work here/love science as much as her.

>>39906263
>A. Ask about Bulma's past and every time she says dragonballs the two of us have to drink!

>>39906263
>A

Time to find out about Bulma's dad! Huh, that sounds like implying...

Psst guys. We should prepare a disguise for the arrival of the Sayians so they don't flip out.

I suggest a huge billowing cloak to drape in.
If Veggit/Nappa ask who the fuck is this, say we're space jesus.

>>39906263
>>B. Tell a few funny stories of your past

>>39906263
>You wonder if this planet has professional wrestling.

>"OHHH YEAAAHHHH!! There is no equal!"

>"Sure thing, brother, just wait until you step into the ring with me!"

>>39906263

>C. Speak/Convince her to the world conquering plan.
You are the biggest fish this side of the galaxy and it needs some sort of guardian that isn't an old green guy. Plus in the few days we have been here we have most likely advanced medicine a few thousand years.

>>39906306
>>39906263
Secondin this guy

>>39906263
C. Don't forget to try to slip in the idea of Empire/Merging with Capsule corp.

>>39906313
>we find the WWE
>it is a Cena match during the PG era
>we complain about how much worse it is than Space WWE, but is still better than LOLSpace TNA

>>39906310
I'm in favor of this
Space Jesus>Great Saiyaman
>>39906263

>B. Tell a few funny stories of your past
Uhhh we do have funny stories not about our race dying and us committing genocides right?

>>39906263
>Platonic drinking buddies with Bulma.
Best quest relationship.

Watch some wrasslin'.

>>39906361
This. Please this.

>>39906313

Ha, these chumps got nothing on RECOOMB!

>>39906263
>B. Tell a few funny stories of your past

>>39906313
>it isn't really Hogan and Randy, but instead Axel and Macho Mandow

OH MAN, if we actually find some WWA on tv, we should see if we can get our scouter to connect to the TV and bring up space WWE.

>>39906497
I'm sure that won't attract attention. Then again when Cooler sees what we are pulling up he'll just sigh, grab his nose and count to 10.

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You end up channel surfing, while asking Bulma to tell you a few stories of her adventuring days with Goku, figuring that she might give you more detail than Yamcha.

By the time you've found this planet's version of wrestling, you've already made the deal that every time she mentions dragon balls, you both have to drink.

There's a bald man that just kicked a woman and did some strange manuever to her on the television, and now appears to be talking mad shit to a ring full of people.

Even though he's kicking their asses this guy still has no chance against Recoome when it comes to style, and the commentators are somewhat lackluster compared to Jeice and Burter

Still though, it's a fun little thing to watch with your new friend while you continue to drink together, and you learn more about the hero that this Goku was.

The dragon balls exist and do grant wishes, you're positive of that now.

But what will you end up doing with this information, is the real question.

Just as Bulma finished telling you about the end of King Piccolo, you both end up letting out a yawn.

"Oh man... guess it's later than I thought it was." Bulma said once she finished, you're both fairly drunk at this point, robots having refilled your drinks several times.

"So... wanna stay the night again?"

>A. Stay
>B. Go to your ship
>C. Write in.

>>39906511
What, does SpaceNSA track every single connection to SpaceHulu?

>>39906512

>A. Stay
The ship is kinda creepy when no one is there.

>>39906512
>B. Go to your ship
Don't give in, Eail.

>>39906512
>>A. Stay

>>39906512
B, gotta make sure my boss hasn't called.

>>39906512
>B. Go to your ship
We stay we'll blow up her house with our nightmares.

>>39906512
>A

We have more stuff to talk about in the morning so we may as well stay.

>>39906512
>>C. Write in.

Wee if Bulma can create a scrambler and jammer for the scouters and shit.

Free space cable.

And no messages sent back to cooler.

>>39906538
eail told us there was no missed calls

>>39906512
>>A. Stay

>>39906512
>>A. Stay

>>39906512
>B. Go to your ship

Pretty much this: >>39906538

>>39905844
>>39905844
>>39905844

You checked a while ago.

No missed calls.

Cooler isn't expecting a report for a while

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>>39906512
>Even though he's kicking their asses this guy still has no chance against Recoome when it comes to style

Eail
Buddy
Pal
Friend

Fite Me

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>>39906512
You've done it now.

>>39906538
We checked that earlier and can do so with our scouter. Cooler isn't expecting us to call back for days if not a week.

>>39906556
On the scouter. The ship might be a different line.

>>39906512
B

>>39906512
Man, watch some old The Rock fights. The man fucking has an aura of charisma.

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>>39906571
>>39906512

>>39906583
>not watching Undertaker matches
>not learning how to chokeslam and piledrive

>>39906512
Oh, and because I missed it.

>SCSA
>no style compared to Recoome
>Attitude Era Heel King and J.R. lackluster compared to anyone

Quest dropped.

>>39906568
Man his name is RECOOME

It rhymes WITH DOOM

Someone's gonna be hurtin' ALL

TOO

SOON

>>39906605
We now need to add some wrestling moves into our arsenal. Watch some WWF and add a stunner that explodes with an energy attack or something like that.

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>You all think it means sex

You all want to cuck Yamcha the bro

>>39906567
My vote is we stay, then. But seriously, platonic drinking buddies. Even if we pass out on each other we're a crystalline space lizard and she's a mammal.

>>39906641
Platonic drinking and SCIENCE! buddies, yay!

>>39906635
The ellipses sends mixed signals, man. It's often used to illustrate suggestively drawing out that vowel.

>>39906568
>>39906609
Hey now guys, I love STONE COLD as much as the next one

But can he really compare to SPACE WRESLTING

WITH SPACE J.R.

AND SPACE KING

>>39906635

It is Yamcha, us cucking him is not the worst thing that will ever happen to him. The worst thing that will ever happen to him is the fact that he is Yamcha.

>>39906673
Exactly. The SCIENCE part is important.

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>>39906635
>mfw we kill Vegeta in this timeline only to cuck Yamcha

>>39906694
Somebody get the splooge! Yamcha jus got burned.

>>39906512
>>C. Write in.

See if we can get our scouter to connect to the TV and bring up a classic Recoome match.

Just realized, since it is Stone Cold giving Stunners to the female McMahons that means WCW is still around, and probably good still. We need to find WCW as well, and adopt the Spear and Jackhammer from Goldberg. We have the speed for a ridiculously powerful Spear.

>>39906694
>cuck Yamcha

>he goes off alone, crying

>arrives at the landing spot of Naps and Geets

>instagibs them

>has a PL of 50 million

>Yamcha: "That wasn't cool "bro"."

>>39906703
That would literally kill me

Like I'd straight up just die

>>39906635
as far as i'm concerned, Arctus is sexless at the moment. Asexual. Boning isn't part of his thinking.

>>39906723
>Arctus: Kek you said 'cool'.

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Quite frankly you're in no condition to be flying back to your ship while this intoxicated, you really don't want a repeat of that one thing that happened on Cooler Planet 47

You're fairly certain he still hasn't forgiven you for that one.

"Jess... Shouldn't fly... where's the room again?" You ask Bulma while managing to force yourself up, and it appears that she's in no better shape than you are right now.

Wrapping your arms around each other, while talking about the wrestling you just saw on the television, you both are drunkily laughing all the way back to the bedroom.

"Yurr a good friend Arctus... thanks furr... for everything." Bulma says before giving you a drunken mess of a hug.

>A. Timeskip to the next morning
>B. Timeskip to the Saiyain Invasion
>C. Timeskip to ???

>>39906786
>A. Timeskip to the next morning

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Hey guys I found Cell and Frieza's fusion

Like literally personality and everything

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>>39906673
>>39906700
>Well, Goku's got this. Hey Bulma, wanna get trashed and make a time machine?

>Shit, yeah!

>>39906786
Don't time skip, make sure we seal the deal

>>39906703
That gif made me lose my shit

Thank you anon

>A. Timeskip to the next morning

>>39906786
C, the call of the Mystery Box is to great. Who knows what it could be. It could even be a boat, you know how much I want one of those.

>>39906786
>C. Timeskip to ???

>>39906786
>C. Mystery Box

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>C Timeskip to ???
Lets open the mystery box!

>>39906786
>>B. Timeskip to the Saiyain Invasion

fitin time.

>>39906786
>C. Timeskip to ???
Need the mystery box!!

>>39906815
Your welcome,
thanks for giving me this gif>>39906786

>>39906786
>C. Timeskip to ???

>>39906786
>B. Timeskip to the Saiyain Invasion

"Yurr a good friend Arctus... thanks furr... for everything."

drunken proclamations of friendship are literally the best kind.

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>>39906786
>D. Have a dream about the good old days on your home planet

Need more exposition
Character base
Plot
Family
Feels
And most importantly of all...
Suffering. Hmm yes.

>>39906786

>A. Timeskip to the next morning
Need to do science stuff like making weapons to shoot cousins with.

>>39906786
>Friendzoned.
Good. That'll keep the waifufags at bay.

>>39906799
That's literally a character from a different manga/anime

>>39906786
>a next morning

>>39906801
Fuck Yeah!
Forget waifu shit. Bulma will be our bestest and most drunken science friend ever!

>>39906866
Yeah I know he just reminds me of a hell spawn of the two

>>39906864
You think that will stop the waifufags at bay?
You underestimate them

>>39906864
SCIENCE friendzone. It's like the regular one, but greater chance of mad experiments. Like a Dragon Radar built in to a Scouter. Or a flying toaster.

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>>39906903
>Flying toaster.
You madman!

>>39906786
>B. Timeskip to the Saiyain Invasion

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"You're growing stronger Arctus, this is pleasing to see. It's not enough though, you've got to push yourself harder."

The voice of your dreams tells you. For once it seems as though the voice isn't entirely displeased, which is quite the change.

"Perhaps though... you could use a glance at the type of power you need to protect your home... and for your own personal revenge against Frieza."

"Would you like this?"

The voice has never given you a choice before, you're rather unsure about what it wants to show you, considering the last dream you had and what it made you view then.

But... if it can show you the type of power you need to be able to reach in order to defeat Frieza, perhaps its worth a shot

>A. Accept
>B. Deny.

>>39906950
>A. Accept

>>39906948
THAT ISN'T EVEN 1% OF MY MAD SCIENCE

DARE I SHARE SOMETHING HIGHER?

>>39906950
>A. Accept

I don't suppose you could toss in a numerical value or something in there to shoot for?

>>39906950
A, I'm sure "Kami" wouldn't lead us astray.

It is really DKP in old Namekian form again

>>39906950
>B. SpaceFaustian bargains aren't my thing, voice in my head. I'll get it myself, thanks.

>>39906950
>A
It's dreaming time!

>>39906950
>B. Deny.

>>39906950
>B. Deny.

>>39906950
>>B. Deny.
"Arctus isn't here right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep. CLICK beeeeep."

>>39906950

>B. Deny
Don't trust creepy old men who appear in your dreams.

>>39906968
>flying toasters
That's nothing. We need flying auto service mini-bars.

>>39907000
But that's the best kind!

>>39906988

It's not giving us anything but showing us the type of power that'd be needed to succeed against Frieza and protect whatever.

>A. Accept

might as well

>>39906950
>>A. Accept

>>39906988
>>39906993
>>39906995
>>39906996
>>39907000
That was not Kami, the voice has no form.

That was just my own special little thought on the matter.

>>39906950
>A. Accept

>>39907023

I still stand by not trusting voices in our head that are not our own.

>>39907023
The point stands.
>"Arctus isn't here right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep. CLICK beeeeep."

>>39907023
I know feel like Arctus wouldn't want to see this glance though

Just a gut feeling

why the hell arent people accepting

>A. Accept

>>39906950
>>A. Accept

>>39907052
do you have a legit reason for this?

>>39906950
>B. Deny.

>>39906950
>>A. Accept

My murder boner is ready.

>>39907023
Ah. Maybe spoiler a bit that says we're just choosing whether or not to let you storytime, or just go for it.
Because >>39906988 is me and I'll retract my vote if it has no consequences.

I just don't want to be making deals with a Kai or Babidi or any other telepathic fuckwad with magic powers while we're asleep.

>>39907083
Drunken snark directed at creepy dream voices.

>>39907105
the dream is just asking whether or not we want to see something. seriously what is the worst that could happen

>>39907119
We blow up Capsule Corp while sleepwalking?

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>>39907105
It's story time and inspiration

This wont hurt you

>>39907124
>accept

>>39907119
Since when do your dreams talk to you in a voice you don't recognize from a formless void offering you visions and choices? It makes me suspicious of outside influence, trying to gain trust.

>>39907124
Are we going to learn about Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect from a Fruity Pebble?

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You think it over, the voice seems to be trying to help you, but you're conflicted about what it really intends for you to learn from all of this.

Eventually though, you come to the decision that if this dream can at least give you an idea of what you might need to defeat Frieza... the power necessary to do so, it's worth risking.

"Very well, do note, you are simply an observer in this, your physical body will not be there."

After telling you this information, the voice fades away, leaving you seemingly alone in the void.

For ehe first time though, there's a light appearing in the darkness, giving you something to move towards.

Going into the light, you find yourself not in Capsule Corp, or even on Earth so far as you can tell.

You're hovering above what seems to be the start of a battle.

A lone man, obviously outclassed and completely overpowered charging against a lone foe.

>A. Watch
>B. Attempt to interact
>C. You're done here.