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THREAD:


It's only a quarter till 9 – or 0845, if you want to be a pencil-pushing dildo about it – and the sidewalks of Yokosuka Naval Base are already hot enough to cook an egg. The air conditioning units on the roofs of the scattered administrative buildings are laboring away against the intense heat of a southern Japanese summer; bright rays scorching hot from a blue, cloudless sky.

You limp away from your conversation with Goto as your anger spins in quick little circles, looking for something to bite. You went into Goto's office rigged for depth charges; ready to take your lumps, and instead he side-tracked you into things nobody really wants to think about; things nobody can really DO anything about. Then he baited you into revealing too much while Arizona was listening against the door -

- god dammit. You come to a stop in the middle of the sidewalk, squeezing your head in your hands. God damn it. What were you thinking? Goto's still pretty much a total stranger to you. What the hell possessed you to talk to him about things you wouldn't even discuss with Hate?

… Hate knows most of it, of course. Or he's guessed. But there's no need to confirm those things. That comfortable vagueness of having someone who knows you well enough to give you advice when you most need it, but with the credible potential that they don't know *too* much, in too much detail to threaten your sacred secrets... that's the way to handle these things.

Not what you did. Not what you just did.
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>>39854272

Yokosuka has benches here and there near the more generously landscaped parts of the base – all of them in Officer Country, of course, nowhere near the rough-and-ready dock facilities – and at one of those places you find a concrete bench that enjoys the shade of a cherry tree. You brush some stray sakura petals off the seat, mindful of your uniform pants, and plop down as you fish your smartphone out of your pocket. You take a deep breath and open up your e-mail app. You're terrified of what's in there... but you're also expectant. You want to take your lumps and get it over with, the sober reckoning that Goto denied you, and an e-mail fron the CNO with the subject “ALL YOUR SHIT” and a body that says “IN A BOX ADDRESSED TO YOUR CIVVIE ADDRESS, BY TONIGHT” will certainly provide that.

Your finger trembles a little before you manage to tap the icon for your e-mail app.

…. aaaand there's nothing. Nothing in the inbox from a .mil domain. You let out your pent-up breath, and scroll through the rest of the messages.


>An e-mail from your mother – probably another youtube link she thought was cute.
>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what? A google address? Are they going to give her a museum berth after all?
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate

Vote for ONE. You'll get to read them all, this is just picking the order.
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>>39854313
>An e-mail from your mother – probably another youtube link she thought was cute.
It's mom! How can this go wrong?
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>>39854313
>An e-mail from your mother – probably another youtube link she thought was cute.
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>>39854313
>>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what? A google address? Are they going to give her a museum berth after all?
It's almost Navy and could be important...
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>An e-mail from your mother – probably another youtube link she thought was cute.
Hopefully its cute kittens and not some YouTube link of one of our ship girls hugging us that she somehow got.
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>>39854313
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate

Probably bitching about the boats.
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>>39854313
>An e-mail from your mother – probably another youtube link she thought was cute
Could use a good youtube link after this morning's antics.
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Motherfucker.

And I wanted to sleep today.

>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what? A google address? Are they going to give her a museum berth after all?
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>>39854313
>An e-mail from your mother – probably another youtube link she thought was cute.
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>>39854313
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
Probably warning us that Arizona's listening against the door.
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>>39854313
>An e-mail from your mother – probably another youtube link she thought was cute.
Cat video ahoy.

They're still a thing, right?
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>>39854313
>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what? A google address? Are they going to give her a museum berth after all?
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>>39854371
It can't be worse than the Perrine newspaper thing, anyway.
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>>39854313
>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what? A google address? Are they going to give her a museum berth after all?
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>>39854313
>>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what? A google address? Are they going to give her a museum berth after all?
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>An e-mail from your mother – probably another youtube link she thought was cute.
kittens and rainbows might turn this terrible day around
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I wonder if Missouri came back, would she be protective of Arizona?
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>>39854557
>It can't be worse than the Perrine newspaper thing, anyway.
I had honestly forgotten about that. Now I hope it's something like that.
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After a second's hesitation, you click the one from your mother. Sure, she still thinks those e-cards are clever and she's prone to forwarding bullshit stories without checking snopes.com first (no matter how many times you reply with the relevant debunking link) but it IS your mother, and you could use a private moment right about now.

As you suspected, it's another youtube link. You turn up the volume on your phone and listen to the tinny speakers as the video begins to play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdVkZBm8xUk

Four minutes later, you mute the volume and look at your phone thoughtfully. You're a Captain, a Skipper, and now you're an Admiral. And Big Admirals Don't Cry. But... you tap a few buttons and forward it to Corporal Hate. It's probably barking up the wrong tree (ha ha) but it doesn't hurt to try.

Now what?

>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what?
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
>A new e-mail that just arrived: “Please come pick up your sailor,” from the yokosuka domain – the hell?
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>>39854635
what am I looking at here?
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>>39854635
>threatening spaghetti with a Fritz

kek

>>39854665
>what am I looking at here?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_X

>This removes the spaghetti
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>>39854661
>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what?
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>>39854313
>>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
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>>39854661
>>A new e-mail that just arrived: “Please come pick up your sailor,” from the yokosuka domain – the hell?

New ship girl!
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>>39854661
>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what?
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>>39854661
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
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>>39854661
>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what?
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>>39854313
>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what? A google address? Are they going to give her a museum berth after all?
History? History
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Think ship girls have their own email addresses and send cute cat pictures to each other?
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>>39854715

They actually do, though some of them are still not sure how to computer, while others took to it like ships to... water. Er.
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>>39854661
>A new e-mail that just arrived: “Please come pick up your sailor,” from the yokosuka domain – the hell?
Sounds like ADVENTURE!

Also, that video is cute as fuck.
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>>39854661
>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what?
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>>39854607
You mean the battleship currently protecting the wreckage of Arizona?
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>>39854661
>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what?
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>>39854661
>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what?
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>>39854661
>>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what?
pretty sure the come get your sailor is Arizona. she can hang out with the japs longer for her not actually learning the situation before jumping Kongou.

Dess Dess Dess
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>>39854733
ETA to getting spammed from Sammy in 10, 9, ...
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>>39854661
>A new e-mail that just arrived: “Please come pick up your sailor,” from the yokosuka domain – the hell?
As long as we wait until reading the other ones before bolting out the door, that is.
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>>39854733

>huehue Onee-sama would love this <3
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>>39854765
>Dess Dess Dess
I actually felt bad for her. Even for a nip shipslut, it is too much.

>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what?
So many tempting options, but we must endure.
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>>39854733
Why do I get the feeling that Willie accidentally found and forwarded hardcore pornography?
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>>39854733
I'm not surprised.
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>>39854849
>accidentally
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>>39854661
>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what?
This seems vaguely important.
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>>39854837
>I actually felt bad for her
While I do think Arizona's reaction was... extreme... I can't help but laugh that Kongou acted like a squeaky toy while Arizona beat on her with a rubbish bin and pencil.
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>>39854849
And for once, she actually was not looking for porn.

>>39854837
Did we giver Arizona a head pat? Because she still deserves one after rescuing us.
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>>39854849
Dude. Japan naval base. She might get more effect forwarding holding hands and vanilla porn.
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>>39854910
I think we did to little reaction.
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>>39854901
>all this time Willy Dee was carefully cultivating an image of a horrible fuckup that can't do anything right
>she occasionally does things like fucking over ktkm very, very right
>everyone praises her for not fucking up
>little do they suspect
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>>39854901
Who knows. Maybe her butt hurts.
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>>39854661
>A new e-mail that just arrived: “Please come pick up your sailor,” from the yokosuka domain – the hell?
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>>39854956
What is ceiling cat doing in that picture?

Or is it Looooooongcat?
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>>39854956
No FREEDOM gore, bro.
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>>39854733
>Harder's twitter feed
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>>39854313
>>An e-mail from Mare Island Naval – wait, what? A google address? Are they going to give her a museum berth after all?
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If we go pick up our sailor, that means we're not going to have time for emails anymore because that means back to the shenanigans. Also, while I'm thinking about it, have some Willy D
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>>39855000
>the corgis have twitter accounts
>Harder's phone won't stop buzzing
>Corgis tweeting "@CplHarder woof woof"
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>>39855045
Willy D 2/4
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>>39855072
Willy D 3/4
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>>39855049
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>>39855049
>Cpl Harder
>Not Hate
You sure bro?
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>>39855072
Was this a thing before the Kanocolles?
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>>39855096
Willy D 4/4
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>>39855045
>>39855072
>>39855096
>>39855121
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>>39855121
Wait, the last part - Did Porter do that?
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>>39855045
>>39855072
>>39855096
>>39855121
I don't know where that came from but it is awesome. Go Willie.

Also, the comic forgot about Willie's clutz sinking.
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>>39855188
Yep.
Shot a five inch shell into an officer's back yard while he was throwing a party.
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>>39855237
Best girl.

The officers, of course, deserved it.
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>>39855096
For those of you wondering: yes, FDR really did say that.
>>39855121
Wait, that's it? What about when she sank? That was the funniest part.
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>Settle's old Burke gets a museum berth
>She comes back
>Even more protective of her admiral and captain than Arizona
>/tg/ not sure whether to wife or flee
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>>39854984
error musume's cat
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Every thread.
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>>39855247
>Yandere Burke
>NOT waifu-ing
Do you want to die?
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>>39855287
Mhm
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>>39855254
>dude let me in I'm a fairy.png
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>>39855247
heresy, obvious answer is to wife them all.
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>>39855309
>Do you want to die?
>/tg/ voting
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>>39855309
Waifuing all the yandere ships?

I am totally in for that.
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>>39855247
>Arleigh Burke
>Modern 'Destroyer'
>Riduculously-accurate radar-controlled guns
>Over-the-horizon-twice spotting
>Macross missile massacre
>Anything but waifu
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>>39855247
You underestimate /tg/ and /a/'s waifuing capabilities.
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>>39854695
HAHAHAH
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>>39854997
Why are the Nip carriers evading in exactly the same direction?

Does that not make them turkey shoot targets?
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>>39854695
>>39855385
Was it a 30-all recipe?
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>>39855385
I just can't think of Ooyodo without thinking of that exhibitionism doujin.
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While you're procrastinating, you may as well procrastinate a little longer. You ignore the new e-mail and tap the one from “Mare Island.”

“To Admiral Settle, Rear Admiral, USN:

It is my pleasure to inform you that Mare Island Naval Shipyard is preparing to accept DDG-76 in graving dock #2 within the next week. We will proceed with the standard seaworthiness evaluation and forward our repair quote to Navy acquisitions as soon as possible. Your colleagues at the San Diego Naval Base have stressed that you take a keen interest in the fate of DDG-76. As a government contractor, we are now authorized to release the pertinent information to you as soon as possible.

DDG-76 is a landmark event for our company. We are proud to have received the contract for her evaluation and possible repair, and the eyes of America are on her – and us. We are eager to validate their expectations.

Sincerely,

John M. Baker
Contract Negotiations/Public Relations
Mare Island Dry Dock LLC

You sit there for a few seconds, stunned. You've heard nothing of your boat's fate for sixteen long months – rusting away somewhere in a ignored anchorage in San Diego as more seaworthy ships (damn near any of them) received priority at the US Navy's few drydocks. And now – Mare Island Naval Shipyard? Shut down in '96, along with a few zillion other bases?

The news may not be good – you know that damn well. She might be a total loss. And even if she's not... you've got a new job, now.
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>>39855413
>that exhibitionism doujin
[Quotation needed]
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>>39855413
lewd
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>>39855247
>>39855309
>>39855349
>>39855350
>Yandere Arleigh Burke arrives
>Starts off very quiet but stays around Settle most of the time
>Abyssals attack the base
>She instantly goes yandere mode
>Settle is the only one not visibly shitting himself.
>We eventually have to assign her some corgis so that she doesn't lock us in the base's basement.
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>>39855446
THAT IS NOT HOW HANDS WORK
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>>39855431

But it's more than you had yesterday. You type a quick thank-you reply and e-mail it off. And even if she is totaled... well, this war will end sooner or later, and she'll already be parked at (what WAS) a naval museum. And depending on the attention span of the reporters and the public, well... maybe she'll get that museum berth after all. That, at least, would be something good to come out of LA – old girl getting the respect she deserves.

>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
>A new e-mail that just arrived: “Please come pick up your sailor,” from the Yokosuka domain – the hell?
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>>39855435
http://exhentai.org/g/773628/f8a26963bf/
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>>39855466
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
No point in putting off our procrastination.
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>>39855466
>>An e-mail from Corporal Hate

>inb4 just a message that says "quit being a bitch"
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>>39855466
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate

Who is this semen demon supposed to be?
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>>39855466
>>A new e-mail that just arrived: “Please come pick up your sailor,” from the Yokosuka domain – the hell?
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>>39855466
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
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>>39855466
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
Let the Hate flow through you.
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>>39855466
>>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
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>>39855466
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
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>>39855466
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
This better be good.

Intentionally avoiding the sailor event for now so we can actually complete one task for a chance without getting charged/punched/moed to death.
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>>39855466
>>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
sure, what does sunshine want? Better not be asking where we can rustle up a naval rifle for him.

we procrastinate more!
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>>39855413
You can't just say such things without linking
>>39855431
You sit there for a few seconds, stunned. You've heard nothing of your boat's fate for sixteen long months – rusting away somewhere in a ignored anchorage in San Diego as more seaworthy ships (damn near any of them) received priority at the US Navy's few drydocks. And now – Mare Island Naval Shipyard? Shut down in '96, along with a few zillion other bases?

The news may not be good – you know that damn well. She might be a total loss. And even if she's not... you've got a new job, now.
>>39855466
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
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>>39855466
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
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>>39855466
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
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>>39855466

>A new e-mail that just arrived: “Please come pick up your sailor,” from the Yokosuka domain – the hell?

Do you want to leave Arizona in enemy territory for too long? What if that one Nip carrier decide to pick on our girl?
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>>39855466

>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
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>>39855466
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
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>>39855466
>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
Segue into
>A new e-mail that just arrived: “Please come pick up your sailor,” from the Yokosuka domain – the hell?
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>>39855530
Then we'll need a new carrier.
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>>39855466
>A new e-mail that just arrived: “Please come pick up your sailor,” from the Yokosuka domain – the hell?
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>>39855478
I am a sad newfag, please help me defeat the panda.
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>>39855530
I think this might be a new shipigirl
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>>39855431
>DDG-76
Oh hey, had we gotten anything more than the hull type before? Off to wikipedia.
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>>39855577
>DDG-76
USS Higgins
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>>39855530
Poor carriers. We'll have to fix or find new ones. Maybe something better than the IJN.
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>>39855565
>I am a sad newfag, please help me defeat the panda.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/exhentai-easy-2/

You'll need an account with the appropriate forum. There's an extension for chrome, too.
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>>39855478
>scat

Why.

>>39855565
Google.com
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>An e-mail from Corporal Hate
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>>39855591
>>39855558

Anything is better than a Nip carrier. Even a Canadian carrier is better.
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>>39855592
Do people really need that? I just logged into g.e-hentai once over five years ago and it has worked ever since there.
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>>39855592
thank you, good sir.
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>>39855573
What if it's our shipgirl? Now that she's got a resting place and all.
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>>39855565
You need an e-hentai account, then download a plugin. That said, unless it's /ss/ or something, you can probably exhentai with g.e-hentai in the url and get to the gallery.
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>>39855643
Then Arizona got competition.

I wonder how Hornet feels about us defending her yesterday.
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>>39855623
>Do people really need that? I just logged into g.e-hentai once over five years ago and it has worked ever since there.

That would require firefox to handle cookies correctly. It... doesn't always work. Or maybe they fucked it up for a long while. I dunno.

>>39855634
No problem. There's a ton of good non-h doujins on there and half the time people link from exhentai, so it's nice to have set up.
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>>39855622
>Canadian carrier
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>>39855622
>Canadian Carrier
>Literally a pycrete iceberg
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>>39855565
https://5amtranslations.wordpress.com/2015/01/05/139-c87-gokusaishiki-aya-shachou-journal-about-roving-exposure-around-the-naval-base/
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>>39855679
>Sailors on deck curling on the runway while off-duty
>Sailors ON duty sweeping FOD off the runway run over to scrub the ice in front of the stones, then go back to sweeping
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>>39855675
I use firefox, so dunno what you're talking about. Only time I've lost the login is when I accidentally clear all cookies. Then I just use cookie manager to remove the sadpanda cookies (because ofc I don't notice until I already got the sadpanda), relog into g.e-hentai and t works again.
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>>39855679
>planefag just uses art of Ice from sw89
>his and Ghost's faces when
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>>39855678
Canada here, I'm pretty sure that, while we do have a navy, over half of our warships aren't actually seaworthy. Thus, the running joke among my friends is "Wait, we have warships?"
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>>39855675
>that would require ff to handle cookies correctly

Cookie editor. Or use Chromium/Pale Moon. I can't believe people still can't get past the panda. It's the most well known secret.
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>>39855719
>Cookie editor. Or use Chromium/Pale Moon.

I switched all my shit to Pale Moon a few months ago; finally got tired of firefox's shit. I didn't even need the plugin, imagine that.
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>>39855678
>>39855679
As bad ass as HMCS Habbukak is, HMCS Bonnaventure was a thing.
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>>39855719
Nuh uh. The koonami code is the most well-known secret.
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>>39855704
Every week the runway turns into a hockey arena.
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>>39855750
>I switched all my shit to Pale Moon a few months ago
My aerial homosexual.
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>>39855778
Whenever they aren't launching planes, they're launching pucks.
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>>39855803
A lucky penny under one of the runway and somehow the planes launching from that runway always hit American practice targets.
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You eyeball the e-mail from the local address and scowl at it. One more e-mail before you've got to go back to the lunatic asylum that is now your life. You tap on it. It proves to be a short note jotted out rather quick – you're surprised he didn't just text you. He was probably at his computer last night and didn't want to cross the room for his phone.

“Find me sometime today, I have to give you something.”

That's... ominous. Well, you still have that missing lower to hold over his head, if you really have to. On to the business at hand: you open the last e-mail.

“Admiral Settle: please stop by the base brig and pick up your charge. She's started in on the bars, and shooting her with rubber bullets just makes her angry. Please come. Please come. Please come. I need to pee and I can't leave the desk without her seeing me, and then she'll add me to her list. Please come. Please co”

… hmm. Sounds like a job for somebody with less rank thank you.

>Call Hate, send him over
>Pick her up yourself, you need all the points you can get right now
>Call Hate, have him meet you there
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>>39855751
And anons keep on forgetting about HMCS Magnificent.

Yes, Canada used to run two carriers at once. Surprising, I know.
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>>39855882
>Call Hate, have him meet you there
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>>39855778

You mean the Combatives Ring. The self-defense instructors carefully check everyone for stakes, sticks and pucks before training commences, but no matter what they do, halfway through the fight a hockey game breaks out.
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>>39855882
>>Pick her up yourself, you need all the points you can get right now

Back to work!
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>>39855882
That's our Sammy!

[x] Pick her up yourself, you need all the points you can get right now
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>>39855882
>Call Hate, have him meet you there
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>>39855882
>Call Hate, have him meet you there
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>>39855882
>Call Hate, have him meet you there
This'll be fun.
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>>39855882
>>Pick her up yourself, you need all the points you can get right now
yeah, it is sort of our mess to clean up. Unless it isn't Arizona, but I can't see Harder going at the bars and only being angrier at rubber bullets.
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>>39855882
>Call Hate, have him meet you there
Two ship sluts with one torpedo, or I guess its the opposite in this case?
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sammy smash
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>>39855909
Somehow the sailors all put on gloves just to throw them off to signal the start of a fight.

Then the instructors found the best way to stop them - start wearing black and white striped shirts.
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>>39855882
>Call Hate, have him meet you there
HAAAAAATE. GET OVER HERE. Not dealing with her alone after everything else. Plus we lack our cane to hit her with.
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>>39855882
>>Pick her up yourself, you need all the points you can get right now
Did arizona just snap?
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>>39855882
>Call Hate, have him meet you there
>bring the Corgies
Sometimes what's needed to bring a soldier under control is a good beating.
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>>39855882
>Call Hate, have him meet you there

Ask him to bring the corgis. Just in case.
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>>39855882
>Call Hate, have him meet you there
>Sammy is a marine who's literally navy
hhehehe
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>>39855965
yes
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>>39855956
No, that sounds more like Sammy.
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>>39855882
>Call Hate, have him meet you there
Demonstrate leadership and efficient management at the same time!
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>>39855956
>>39855936
I think it is our destroyer who thinks she is a battleship. She is right. She is better than a battleship.
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>>39855936
>>39855956
>Forgetting about Sammy B.
>Ever
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Back to the grind.
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vote called, etc. post kongou
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>>39855994
>Destroyer Escort
FTFY
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>>39855994
>>39856001
> Implying Sammy B would ever be caught when Kongou is otherwise busy.
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>>39855978
>Sammy is a marine who's literally navy

I am not a Navy man. Please explain that.
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>>39856010
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sammy beat kongo before
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>>39856010
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>>39856010
Aye aye.

Fucking captcha.
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>>39856030
Oh good point. Should we pick Kongou up to calm Sammy down? We know exactly where she is.

>>39856014
Even better of a girl.
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>>39856001
how can one forget her? She's more a force of nature than planefag's writing.

>>39856010
Crap too late. I'll post Souryuu instead
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>>39855316
At least until they get drunk and wake up in bed together.

With a black guy.
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>>39856010
>post kongou
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>>39855882
>>Call Hate, have him meet you there
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>>39856010
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>>39855517
Ooyodo runs around, pees somewhere and then poops after running around naked.
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>post kongou
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>>39856097
I wonder which US ship, based on their serving history, can be considered yandere or crazy.
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>>39856126
Kek
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>>39856010
OK.
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>>39856010
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>>39856145
why we need a real BB to show up.
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>>39856145
>Kongou
>Scottish flag
wat
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>>39856160
I laughed way more than I should have.
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>>39856185
Like North Carolina.
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Can't go wrong with Kongou or her sisters (though Hiei's curry can melt steel beams)

>>39856185
Isn't Arizona one?
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>>39855882
>I need to pee and I can't leave the desk without her seeing me
lewd

>Call Hate, have him meet you there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRnclastqkA
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>>39856211
not very many options to choose from.
would lol if texas
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>>39856010
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>>39856230
I only see belt armorin this.
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>>39856211

Like she'd leave that fucking state anyway. Be fucking like, duty calls! and she'd be like, nah. nahhhh. Buncha lazyasses there, I swear to fuck if i end back up at Lejune I'm going to blow my fucking brains out.
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>>39856227
a non ship slut like
USS missouri
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>>39856097
[x] Do tea bodyshots from Kongou's belt armor
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Threadly dose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvN32kGMe_U

>>39856234
Top kek
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>>39856260
Hey Cpl. Hate, I upgraded a couple of your corgis. You like them?
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>>39855711
I don't get it.

How is Ice a carrier?
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CV-12 shows up and double teams Kaga with CV-8
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>>39856108
No Kongou! That is not where you put semen! Bad!
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>>39856132
USS Archerfish has a strange tendency to spawn goats

>>39856343

She stores Frank's aircraft inside her.
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>>39856260
Lie and slander.
When duty calls, North Carolina will answer.

And probably bring boat loads of barbecue with her.
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>>39856348
too late
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>>39856010
The opening line in the Japanese dub is "Dr. Paval, CIA dess."
No, I am not making this up.
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>>39856383
>Frank's aircraft inside her
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>>39856383
My sides have just entered geo-synchranous orbit.
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You're halfway to the brig when you belatedly remember that you gave one of your wee boats a personal escort – her own flotilla. Retrieving your phone, you dial up Hate. It doesn't finish the first ring before he picks up.

“Ayo, Skipper.”

He's always fast on that – he must have a custom ringtone; he doesn't take time to read the screen. “Hey. Can you meet me at the brig? I might require your unique skills.”

“That kind of thing is better done at night.”

“Just a light asskicking. No need to dispose of bodies.”

“Oh, in that case, I'll be right along.” He hangs up.

The Yokosuka Naval Base has a decent-sized brig; it houses miscreants from every visiting ship of both navies as well as the various servicemen who had a little too much fun in town and walked counter-clockwise around a shinto shrine or something. According to them, at least – it's always the Japanese being Very Unreasonable And Quite Stuck-Up, imposing on the virtuous sailors who Defend Their Freedoms from the Chinese Scourge. A tale as old as time, a lie as old as rhyme, etc. You enter the small lobby/processing area, where a bored-looking desk clerk points you to the rear hall without a word. You stroll back towards the rear, where there's a little booth with cameras and a phone – a monitoring station for a hallway worth of small, clean cells. You find your e-mailer cowering in it, the keyboard in his hands, peeking up at the LCD screen above him.
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Also waiting for Yandere Burke to show up.
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>>39856530

“... hello?”

The man twirls in a circle, presses his finger to his lip and frantically signals for silence.

“AAAAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA,” comes Sammy's familiar bright voice down the hallway. “AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“Skipper?”

You turn to find Hate behind you. “Good timing.”

Another mad skirling whirl of laughter comes jangling down the hall. “Oh.” He looks down at the terrified-looking MP. “When did she stop swearing and just start laughing?”

“About five m-minutes ago,” he says, his eyes popping out of his head.

From down the hall comes the unmistakable sound of hardened steel groaning as it's bent.

“And... you didn't just go in there and hose her down or something?”

“Oh fuck no,” the MP says. “I SAW that movie. We got nothing to shoot her with. Besides, the damn dogs hold you off before you get close enough!”

Hate seems to be hovering between an “I told you so and this all your fault,” and “god dammit, I have to do something again.” He settles for asking the MP a question: “You can open the cells electronically, right?”

He nods.

“Cool. Pop the one directly across from hers. Do you have to close them electrically, too?”

“Just roll it shut and it'll latch.”

“Good.” Hate takes point, leading you down the hall. True to form, you're not halfway down the narrow hall before Sammy's quintet of escorts come barreling towards you, barking like mad and farting little phoot phoot phoots – she must've fed them french fries. Again. They see Hate and come skidding to a halt, their little tails wagging like mad as they plop on their rumps and watch him attentively.
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>>39856554

“Their vision,” Harder says quietly. From his back pocket he slowly removes his hand with a flourish – revealing a small red super ball. He slowly waves it left, then right, watching as the Corgis track the motion intently.

“Is based on movement,” he finishes, and flicks it expertly. The Corgis explode into motion; an outlashing of furry fury; dogs ricocheting off bars and floor as they trip and soar and dive around each other in pursuit of the madly rebounding ball. They chase it down the hall, skidding into an expert drift as they round the last corner and surround the elusive prey in the open cell. Hate dashes forward and slams the bars closed on them, but they're too occupied with their new toy to care.

“AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA!”

You and Hate exchange a Glance, and then slowly turn to look at Sammy. She's made decent progress on the bars; another hour and she'll be able to make an opening wide enough to squeeze herself through.

Hate crosses his arms and moods at you – he's done his part. This one's up to you.

>Write-in!
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>>39856513
>dat Hiei Pepperoni
>dat Mako Kirishima
Hhhhhhhnnnnggggg.
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>>39856590
"Sammy."

"What the fuck?"
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sammy
>yammato had it coming
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>>39856590
>Harder
Don't you mean Hate? Or is our favorite jarhead now a confused sub?

>Write in
Sammy, how did they even catch you?
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>>39856590
>"Ground Control to Major Tom: Your head is fucked, there's something wrong. Better cool your engines fast before I spray them down with liquid nitrogen."
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>>39856590
Oookay, so how do we beat some sense into an anti-battleship destroyer escort?

>Fire our sidearm to the ceiling and start yelling
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>>39856590
"The hell are you doing in there?"
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>>39856590
"Wait, how the hell did they get you in there?"
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>>39856590
"Sammy."

"What did you do this time?"
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>>39856590
"What the hell did you do this time?"
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>>39856682
sammy fought and sorta won before so it would be intesting
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>>39856636
I think this sums the situation up perfectly. Let's save our witty comebacks for the niponese battlesluts.
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>>39856652
>Don't you mean Hate? Or is our favorite jarhead now a confused sub?

oops

fuk
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>>39856682
Goddamnit stupid automatic posting.

>>39856590
>What exactly are you trying to accomplish here.

>>39856722
So far most ships seem to have a degree of respect/fear to the one that sinks them.

Plus, Kongou's got the right personality type.
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>>39856756
actually this could work. sombody post the u wot m8 kongo.
take the energy out of both
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>Fire gun into ceiling while yelling
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writin
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>>39856837
>"If I reinforce that door, will you die?"
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>>39855882
>I need to pee and I can't leave the desk without her seeing me, and then she'll add me to her list.
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>>39856864
I wonder what does Sammy do to people on her list?
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>>39856513
Pretty nice.

Though I figure Yukari would be closer to Kongou than Saori.
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>>39856590
open the cell and deliver headpats.
fuk dem japs. our little angel dindu nuffin.
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>>39856590
>"This is bullshit, you can't ground Sammy B!"
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>>39856804
That works in every quest
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>>39856257
Did they hang her then have her stuffed?
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>>39856901
That and the rape whistle.
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>>39856590
"Should we open the door, or do you want to work on the bars a little more?"
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>>39856383
I am reading the account from that story and I could not stop laughing.
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>>39856971
Do tell?
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>>39856951
None of the other quests I follow have rape whistles, and I doubt it would work in some. More likely it would just attract someone who would want to be next.
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>>39857018
http://www.ussarcherfish.com/afishpic/goat.htm

It sounds like a real interview with the crew about exactly how a goat and rooster made it onto the ship and into the crew.
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>>39856885
They get put in a well.
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>>39856590
"Movement-based vision. Like a T-Rex."
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>>39856955
>"Should we open the door, or do you want to work on the bars a little more?"
Going with this.
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>>39857062
>>39857018
Even better, it was a goat and a cock on a sub.
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You scratch your head and stare at Sammy, who's now saving her breath for another session of bar-bending; her little hands wrapped around the steel bar that's slowly yielding to her inhuman wrath. You need to get through to her somehow.

“Sammy... how did they even freaking catch you?”

It works. You see her eyes slowly come into focus. “Cheating. Cheating! They ganged up on me!”

“How many?”

“How many shit-kicking MPs does this shithole have?” she asks you.

You open your mouth-

“BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO REDUCE THAT NUMBER BY ONE!” she snarls, and from down the hall there's a clatter of plastic on linoleum as the poor MP's finally breaks, sending him fleeing for safety.

“So... what did they even do?”

“They were waiting for me,” she snarls. “They set a trap. I don't know how they knew... but they knew.” She glowers, her brow furrowing as the bar bends in her hands a little further with a long, alarming creak of tortured metal. “I was running radio silent. It must've been a spy. A filthy Jap spy. There were like a jillion of them!”

“Did they taser you?”

“What's that?”

“Uh, what did they use-”

“These stupid-looking clear shields,” she grumps. “They circled around and fucking ni-”

“Oooooh,” you say politely, cutting that one off early. “Try not to use that term.”
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>>39857201

“Then what the fuck am I supposed to call it when twenty zillin douchenozzle dillhole fuckwanks-”

“Yooooo!” you say in alarm – the girl must be hell-on-wheels at sea scrabble. “Nobody likes MPs, but is that really necessary?”

“MARINE MPs,” she damn near spits, and from the look on Hate's face, he shares the sentiment. Navy MPs are simply dildroids; the same problem in the same uniform with a different hat and a little stick, but Marine MPs are traitors. “So yeah, what you you WANT me to call it when those shitbirds form Mount Asshole with me on the goddamn bottom?”

The word rolls off your tongue without hesitation. “A dogpile.”

You duck just before Hate's hand makes contact with your uniform hat, trying not to snigger. He gives you a glum look that tells you that shit really wasn't necessary. You don't care. With a nod at the control station, you send Hate off to open Sammy's door, while you stand ready to intercept her.

“So, did you get that out of your system? Clear your sinuses?” you ask Sammy as the door opens with a long BRRRR! Or tries to; her efforts ensure it jams half-way open. She skips out and is waiting when Hate opens the cell opposite; her little flotilla of corgis leaping to her side to swirl around her feet in a nonstop floor-halo of doggy joy. Sammy looks down on her minions imperiously, then pouts up at you.

“I'm hungry.”

>To the officer's mess!
>Screw base food and screw that place, I think it's cursed with shipsluts. Lets go somewhere off-base for a change.
>Other?
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>>39857224

I just thought of a filename for that picture.

>A HAT TO SURPASS KEINE-GEAR
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>>39857224
>>To the officer's mess!
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>>39857224
>>To the officer's mess!
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>>39857224
>>Screw base food and screw that place, I think it's cursed with shipsluts. Lets go somewhere off-base for a change.
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>>39857224
>To the officer's mess!
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>>39857224
>>Screw base food and screw that place, I think it's cursed with shipsluts. Lets go somewhere off-base for a change.
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>>39857224
>Other?
>Order some motherfucking dominoes pizza
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>>39857224
>>To the officer's mess!
we don't want to expose the public to her. ever.
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>>39857224
How bad is marine MPs? How are they different?
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>>39857224
>Other?

What the fuck did you actually do?
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>>39857224
>>To the officer's mess!
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>>39857224
>To the officer's mess!
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>>39857224
>To the officer's mess!
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>>39857224
>>Screw base food and screw that place, I think it's cursed with shipsluts. Lets go somewhere off-base for a change.
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>>39857224
>To the officer's mess!
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>>39857224
>>To the officer's mess!

Sammy is indeed the best. That is all.
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>>39857224
>To the officer's mess!
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>>39857224
>To the officer's mess!
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>>39857224
>office mess
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>To the officer's mess!
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>>39857299
Chased down and ripped apart all the Nip battleships and cruisers.
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>>39857299
I've seen Marines and I've seen army MPs. Marines tend to be the most dangerous game, we need more enemies fuckers (not critizing them, the jihadists need murdering), and I just do my best to avoid the army MPs while they unleash their wrath on some cantankiours private.

Put the two together.
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>>39857285
With Meeeku
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>>39857404
How bad is the airforce MPs?

And if you are an officer do you still have to suffer under the MPs? Or are there better ones for higher ranks?
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>>39857224
>To the officer's mess!
We're bringing a psychopathic dwarf shipslut into a mess where her eternal enemies lie.

What could possibly go wrong?
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>>39857224
>To the officer's mess!
Easier to contain
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>>39857224
>To the officer's mess!

Poor MP's get such a bad rap.
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>>39857224
Why does that picture exist?
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>>39857296
>How bad is marine MPs? How are they different?

MPs from your own service are always the worst, because they're the evil unfair unfun guys who punish the members of the Master Service (i.e. yours.)
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>>39857224
>all signs point to burger
>or anything that isn't fish, rice and salty pisswater
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>>39857430
Well the airforce gets to keep their hands in their pockets.

This is a bigger deal than you think.
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>>39857469

I have no idea. It makes Shoukaku's "what" even funnier.
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>>39857433
The sooner they learn that Sammy is not to be messed with the better.
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>>39857224
I love Sammy. She is a right proper warship.
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Encounters with post-dessed Kongou in the mess room?

Yes please.
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>>39857493
...You aren't allowed to put your hands in your pockets in other services?

The fuck are you supposed to do with them then?
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>>39857493
For hiding contraband in your pocket?
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>>39857224
>>To the officer's mess!

Let's see who we run into this time (gonna be miffed if it's Kaga again)

>>39857522
She'd endear herself better if she went about decking shipgirls that really have it coming, not ones that don't.

>>39857532
HIPSTER
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>>39857532
Is Kongo ever post-dess?
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>>39857553
I liked Kongou before KanColle existed.
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>>39857536
>...You aren't allowed to put your hands in your pockets in other services?

The Marines are a service that actually fight. Hands in your pockets are hands not ready for KILLING.

You think a Marine can't kill with his hands? You've never seen what a knife-hand can do to a block of concrete, eh? Oh sure, you've seen karate chops and shit, but last time they had a chop-off, guess who won? Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
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>>39857553
When do we help her and the innocent Nip ship girls make up?

How do we direct Sammy at that one carrier?
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>>39857532
We've had plenty of Kongou.

We should have a Haruna encounter instead.
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>>39857538
Nah, try standing outside for hours at a time while the wind is blowing waves on the river current of what used to be a sidewalk.

The gloves do nothing.
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>>39857224
So when will Sammy get the asskicking she sorely deserves?
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>>39857573
Why did I laugh at that.
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>>39857224
>Screw base food and screw that place, I think it's cursed with shipsluts. Lets go somewhere off-base for a change.

While we're out, let's be complete and utter dumbasses and see if ships can hold their liquor.
If the crews are anything to go by, I expect our WWII-era U.S. Navy ships to be somewhere in the "dorf" region on the alcohol tolerance scale.
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>>39857590
Haruna is alright.
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>>39857573
I feel like I shouldn't be laughing this hard at that comic when i'm not military.
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>>39857580
make sammy her escort
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>>39857602
>So when will Sammy get the asskicking she sorely deserves?

That would require a Japanese warship that can match her for sheer balls-out bloodthirsty insanity.

I am open to suggestions.
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>>39857616
Or make Sammy Hornet's escort. She will defend her big sister.
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>>39857610
>I expect our WWII-era U.S. Navy ships to be somewhere in the "dorf" region on the alcohol tolerance scale.
They already have dorf sanity and social skills.
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>>39857612
Yes!
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>>39857624
did it before, do it again
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>>39857624
Plz japan is all about soft strength and all that shit. I didn't mean a literal asskicking anyways.

I've said it a dozen times: Take her to Kongou.
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>>39857593
Oh.

I see.

I only hear stories from medic friends who are not doing this as much.

Clueless anon here - do doctors, nurses, and medics belong to army/navy/air force or are they shared between all three?
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>>39857624
Poi?
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>>39857624
Hornet saves Kaga from sammy, by fucking her up
Zuikaku?
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>>39857624
What about that one that torpedo'd two of their own ships?
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>>39857624
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>>39857624
Yuudachi
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>>39856260
>Lejune

At least it's not...

TWENTY

NINE

PAAAAAAAAAALMS
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>>39857676
Is that the Nip's Willie?
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>>39857362

I mean, and you didn't hear this from me, but I'd fuckin make a mess of her.

Who's she anyway. Kraut, I know that much.

Got her number?
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>>39857676
>What about that one that torpedo'd two of their own ships?

But Sammy already gave Choukai grief~

>>39857662
>>39857688
>>39857689

You're telling me Miss Poi is actually a badass?

What about Miss Night Ninja?
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>>39857688
>>39857662
Who is this Poi again?
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>>39857666
Zuikaku went into battle just to be used as bait
kinda intense
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>>39857703
Bismarck. Only down like 15000 feet.
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>>39857703
Careful Hate, she's got the crazy eyes.
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>>39857580
Tempt sammy with pizza. The trick is keeping her focussed on ONE carrier and not all the carriers.

Hornet does not deserve Sammy's wrath.
>>39857624
Or a motherly british ship brings her back in line.

Then gets one shotted
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>>39857703

SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE ABOUT TORPEDOES NEAR HER AFT END

JUST SAYIN
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>>39857716
Tenryu and Tatsuta

One tries to be terrifying
The other IS actually terrifying
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You fags are all advertising Yuudachi wrong.
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>>39857716
>But Sammy already gave Choukai grief~
well, yeah, but sinking two Nip ships almost makes her American, right?

And SOMEONE needs to teach her to be a PROPER American warship. Whether they want to be or not.
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>>39857716
Yuudachi is the closest the Japs have. She fought hard until she got put down hard.
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>>39857716
She ain't called the Nightmare of Solomon for shits and giggles.
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>>39855247
>She comes back as a full-yandere Abyssal
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>>39857741
As long as you don't Hood your fine
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>>39857745
Prince of Wale-chan?

I would love some Prince of Wale Chan.
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>>39857703
Bismarck.

I hear she's a slut - took a torpedo aft and jammed her rudder.
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>>39857716
Poi levels up nicely, yes.

Sendai is not quite bloodthirsty (or maybe she is and KC is too happy to show it) but she sure's got the manic energy to spare.
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>>39857745
I'd be all over Hood. Or Warspite.
But primarily Hood.
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>>39857771
>TOGETHER FOREVER ADMIR-
>[Arizona Intensifies]
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>>39857624
Kongou for overbearing insanity.

Shiranui if you want her to receive a vicious ass-kicking.
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>>39857493
>Well the airforce gets to keep their hands in their pockets.
No they aren't, you're fucking retarded.
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>>39857771
>Settle gets re-based as far inland as possible.
>It's not enough
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>>39857716
>You're telling me Miss Poi is actually a badass?
Kinda like pic related but with more CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.
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>>39857759
But Yuudachi is like Saya anon. Adorable on the outside, a murder machine in the inside.
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>>39857792
She is used to people popping off quick
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>>39857661
Army and AF have their own medical. Marines borrow medical corpsmen from the Navy.
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>>39857716
Yes. Yuudachi is actually a badass in combat.
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>>39857816
Ahhh thanks good anon.
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>>39857741
That only makes my penis harder.
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>>39857580
It's more like making sure they know that Sammy's special and finding a way to restrain her.

Directing her well.... that'd be quite a feat.

>>39857590
Want more Kirishima first.

>>39857624
Kongou's a match for her general energy... but not sure if trying to beat batshit with batshit would work.

>>39857703
I take it things with Tenryuu and/or her sister didn't go well?
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>>39857749
>SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE ABOUT TORPEDOES NEAR HER AFT END
Not for long.
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>>39857832
>>39857765
Did the destroyer Yuudachi fare poorly at all her battles?
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>>39857816
>Marines borrow medical corpsmen from the Navy
Along with most of their rides and equipment
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>>39857741
Bismarck has the loving eyes.
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>>39857703
Hey now, I thought you and Tatsuta were together. What gives?
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>>39857792
>not Prince of Wales
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>>39857749
Sounds like a problem for Greeks. I'm from viking stock, we know which hole is which.

>>39857741
Yep. I can tell. looks fun.
>>
MY
ASS
RIDES
IN
NAVY
EQUIPMENT
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>>39857896
WW I battleship.

Still blew the biggest battleship in the Atlantic back to her drydock.
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>>39857855
Ah. But we don't have to beat batshit with batshit.
We just have to direct batshit in a direction that's not terrifying allies.
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>>39857878
Actually, they use mainly their own gunz-'n'-shit and fairly large amount of not-us transportation. CVN77 didn't even HAVE Marines on board when we deployed to the Gulf in '11.
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>>39857855
A batshit insane fast carrier group would be the containment unit.

The members of it would love it.
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Zuikaku she likes to fight, would scare the piss out of 1 CavDiv
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>>39857869
She only fought in the one battle, and did well in it.

gaijins hands off guadalcanal
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>>39857965
Was that the one with a Nip battleship and a carrier vs a cruiser and a destroyer?
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>>39857965
She also tried to be a sailing ship
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>>39857981
About that, can I ask any naval fags here if the white flag is a valid surrender signal at sea? Or do you have to run up something else?
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>>39857965
Nice white flag bitch, I'm going to make sure no Jap ships are going to be shown mercy after your dishonorable bullshit.
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Poi can beat Servants.

...I mean Sammy.

Discuss.
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>>39858014
White flag is standard
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>>39857975
No, that's way off. Google it up
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>>39857965
FUCKIN WAR CRIME PIECE OF SHIT
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>>39858014
>>39858021
I do believe that was when her engines were wrecked, so the crew sew together their bed sheets into a wind sail to get her moving again.
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>>39858014
Does not matter she was not trying to surrender.
Liberty and the jews is another good example of not shits given at see.
In olden times you simple had to lower your flag.
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>>39857624
maru-yu
crewed by donald duck fairies
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>>39858021
>>39858065
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>>39858065
WAR CRIME IS BEST CRIME
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>>39858107
Not a war crime if you win
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>>39857224
>>Screw base food and screw that place, I think it's cursed with shipsluts. Lets go somewhere off-base for a change.
McDonalds less than a minute walk from the exit of Yokosuka.
>>39855750
>fellow Palemoon fag
Aw Yiss
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Poi did nothing wrong.
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>>39857902
>we know which hole is which.
The mouth is the best hole.
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>>39857914
Hood was an under-armoured bitch which just served as target practice for that under-gunned piece of floating shit that was the Bismarck.
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>>39858101
Iowa already got those.
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>>39858159
Yes mostly yes
fuck jacky fisher
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>>39858022
But can she out best-girl Saber?
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>>39858218
Not even the best girl in her own vn.
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Charles Beresford best 1st baron
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>>39858076
Everything I've read has said that the "sail" was just for morale. I doubt it's even possible to move a destroyer with wind power.
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>>39858218
you chose the wrong Saber, anon, but I'll allow you this one mistake so long as you dedicate yourself to me.
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>>39858218
Saber really isn't hard to out bestgirl.
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>>39858150
She might of doomed an untold number of Japanese seamen with that white sail bullshit. I heard that the US Navy decided to implement the No Quarters rule against all Japanese ships, which included the right to simply leave shipwrecked seamen to the sharks.
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>>39858274
To be fair, with the war crimes shit the Japs were pulling, they deserved every bomb.
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>>39858218
>Vanilla Saber
>Best Girl
>When Rider is in all of the same games.
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>>39858274
We did this to are selves and rescued japs when convenient. So not to drastic.
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>>39858022
If she wants to, but a team up would be horrible.

>>39858218
As much as Type Moon loves her, she did get screwed route wise (compared to Rin, but got off easy compared to Sakura)
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>>39858304
>Rider
>not Caster
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“Sure,” you tell Sammy. “Let's hit up the mess.”

She scowls. “Base food is always crummy. Can't we go out?”

“We're going to the officer's mess,” you inform her. “I dunno what crap they've been feeding you, but the food there's actually decent.”

“Hokay,” she says nonchalantly. She stuffs her hands in her pockets – as she does at nearly every opportunity; you think she favors that big jacket because of the nice, conspicuous pockets – and saunters out of the brig to your left, with Hate bringing up your right.

For a change of pace nothing untoward happens on your way to the eats – the door guard doesn't even blink when he sees Sammy at your side. She skips ahead immediately, heading for the food. You catch up to find her standing on tip-toe, trying to fish some bacon out of the back corner of the buffet bar's tray.

“Grrrrrngh,” she mutters as she strains to reach. The tip of the tongs just barely brushes one strand of bacon. “Dammit!” She brings her little fist down on the edge of the tray, hard, and the remaining bacon goes flying and bouncing off the sneeze-shield. Thus redistributed, she's able to take her share and proceeds to build two huge... they started as BLTs, but when she got to adding the meatloaf on, you had to look away. At least the mess hall meatloaf has the kind of consistency required to stay on a sandwich – god knows it's good for little else. Except for shoring up battle-damage, perhaps. You begin to load a plate – Kongou's toast wasn't sufficient for the “excitement” you're likely to enjoy today – and follow in Sammy's wake. She's got a hand atop one huge sandwich each, pressing down to hold them together and to exert enough force on her tray to slide it to the end. She reaches it and pauses uncertainly.
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>>39858304
Rider is best girl.
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>>39858269
Yes you can move a destroyer with wind power. Just don't expect it to be fast. I also remember we tried it with one of our own Air Craft carriers once when it was crippled.
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>>39858333
>Wanting Soichirou's sloppy seconds
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>>39858218
To be honest to a fellow saberfag, she had to be rescued by humans and motherfucking lancer. That's some Willie E rank luck right there.
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>>39858334

“Here,” Hate says nonchalantly, producing two big pins with circular ends decorated with red tape. She holds the dagwoods still for him to spear them through – they're just the right size. No mortal toothpick can contend with Sammy B's appetite. Destroyers were always big fuel hogs in the steam days – and Sammy wasn't much better.

Your happy little duo of lunatics finds a table in the corner and settle in. You pick at your mashed potatoes while Hate guzzles down his coffee – you see he's taken the whole carafe from the machine. Back to old habits already. You can't blame him; the tiny little white mugs they give you here are awful. After downing about half of it, he turns his attention to the Corgis, who are watching him intently. With a big, dramatic sigh, he swivels around in his chair and picks up the plate he set aside just for them. “And to thee, I do grant Holy Communion,” he mutters as he begins doling out the bacon strips, one at a time, working clockwise through the dogs that have taken up solemn station around his chair. “One for you, my son.... one for you, my son...”

“Admiral, could you get me some chocolate milk?” Sammy asks. “I couldn't reach those dangly-doodangs.”

“Is it really a good idea for you to have sugar?” you ask warily.

“Biff muh,” she murmurs around half of the huge sandwich. You watch in awe – you think she might've unhinged her jaw to fit it in – then you rise and head for the milk machine.

You're not halfway there when a flash of white hair framing a youthful face catches your eye. You glance sidelong to see -

- yes, that's Shoukaku on an intercept course.

>DAMN THE SHIPSLOOTS, FULL SPEED AHEAD!
>ADMIRAL CALLS FOR AID!
>LA LA LA I CAN'T SEE YOU
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>>39858274
She is not sorry
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>>39858181
>battlecruisers
What the fuck was he thinking? He came up with that idea after a trip to an opium den in Hong Kong, didn't he?

>Kongou, Kirishima, Hiei and Haruna were the bastard children of Jacky Fisher
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>>39858375
>Other
Stop, look at her, and ask what she wants.

Like hell this'll win
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>>39858375
>LA LA LA I CAN'T SEE YOU
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>>39858348
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Intrepid_%28CV-11%29

>At this point the crew made a jury-rig sail of wood, cargo nets, and canvas to further increase her headsail, allowing Intrepid to hold her course.

well fuck me
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>>39858364
>Willie is a Lancer
>Kongou is Rider
>Harder is Assassin
>Arizona is Saber
>Yuudachi is Berserker
>Enterprise is Caster
>Zuikaku is Archer
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>>39858375
>LA LA LA I CAN'T SEE YOU
>>39858409
Actually seconding this
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Remind me, which one is Shoukaku?
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>>39858375
>>DAMN THE SHIPSLOOTS, FULL SPEED AHEAD!

Did Sammy just make a Shaggy Special?
Best destroyer escort.
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>>39858375
>>39858409
Voting for the sensible option, what madness
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>>39858375
>>39858409
+1
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>>39858375
>“One for you, my son.... one for you, my son...”


>DAMN THE SHIPSLOOTS, FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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>>39858375
>Other
Address her.
"So, what do you want?"
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>>39858409
>Other
>Stop, look at her, and ask what she wants.
This.
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>>39858424
>>39858348
Where the hell do you even put the mast?! Where the hell did they even get their hands on that stuff?
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>>39858375
>LA LA LA I CAN'T SEE YOU
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>>39858409
>>39858375
BE MATURE!?

FUCK IT WHY NOT?
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>>39858375
>>DAMN THE SHIPSLOOTS, FULL SPEED AHEAD!
If she actually wants to talk to us, we might even listen.
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>>39858375
>LA LA LA I CAN'T SEE YOU
OH NO!, ARIZONA WE'VE BEEN AMBUSHED BY THE TREACHEROUS SLANT-EYES WITHOUT EVEN RECEIVING A DECLARATION OF WAR!
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>>39858437
The white-haired IJN carrier. She's supposed to be sensible in canon.
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>>39858375
>Other
Stop, look at her, and ask what she wants.

>>39858409
Let's try to unfuck things for a sec.
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>>39858375
>LA LA LA I CAN'T SEE YOU

I CAN'T FUCKING SEE YOU!
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>>39858409
>>39858375
Voting for this one.
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>>39858437
>Remind me, which one is Shoukaku?
The very one pictured in Planefag's pic, anon.
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>>39858473
And what have we done in-quest?
Fuckit, let's just be sensible and ask her what she wants.
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>>39858423
>DAMN THE SHIPSLOOTS, FULL SPEED AHEAD!
Rule Anglosphere, motherfuckers.
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>>39858322
Pretty much. Fate is the worst route of the three and Saber gets shifted into an older sister/aunt role in the other two route.

Sakura a shit, Rin a best heroine, UBW best route, and Saber best girl (not including Medea, Medusa, Cu, or Kotomine obviously).
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>>39858409
>>39858375
I suppose we could see what she wants as long as she doesn't stop our quest for chocolate milk.
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>>39858375
>LA LA LA I CAN'T SEE YOU
If you don't see it it can't hurt you.
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>>39858470
jesus christ anon, do you WANT Arizona to level the only decent mess hall on the base?
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>>39858487
Not much but in this quest she has a chip on her shoulder about Kaga and Hornet.
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>>39858375
Get the milk, and talk to her as you do so.
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>>39858375
>Other
Stop, look at her, and ask what she wants.
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>>39858375
>Ask what she wants, but make sure to say you are in a hurry.
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>>39858455
Who knows, they had it and it kinda worked. I mean, when the Bismark was crippled, they added on an extra smoke stack on her in hopes that they allies would mistake IDing her the next day. Yes, they built it OVER NIGHT paint and all. I have no idea where they had the materials to do that either.
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>>39858375
>Other
>Stop, look at her, and ask what she wants.
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>>39858470

Hey. You.

Fuck you.

They have fucking booze in the fucking back. Wait to do that kinda fucking shit till I can get the booze out.
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>>39858525

Traditionally, hull repairs and shoring are done using wood. They've even got a huge tank with a simulated ship interior that fills with water while rocking from side to side for training US Navy personnel in damage control techniques - small pieces of wood are great for sealing up smaller holes caused by explosions. A hell of a lot faster than trying to arc weld when you're up to your ass in seawater, at least.
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>>39858525
I'm more surprised that they knew how to sail with wind in the first place.
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RIGHTO, WRITING
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>>39858470
[Arizona Yandere-rating intensifies]
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>>39858375
>Stop, look at her, and ask what she wants.
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>>39858587
Naval officers are still trained in how to sail actual sailing ships I believe.
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>>39858396
Maybe the asian genes or yellow fever addled his mind
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>>39858562
they do this as the final exercise in aussie naval cadets according to a mate of mine
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>>39858592
>Yandere Arizona VS Yandere Bruke
>Settle has no power here
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>>39858639

They didn't need to know much - they just needed enough thrust to counteract the thrust from one shaft which was making them spin about. (The rudder had been damaged, and their makeshift steering repairs had given up.)
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>>39858699
>There will be no survivors either.
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>>39858159
>undergunned

Not really. Bismark had more than enough boom. It was just that the battlewagon used the old armored belt scheme instead of all-or-nothing.
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>>39858375
Obligitory let slip the corgies of war.
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>>39858736
>crashing this quest
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>>39858736
>hate and the corgis survive
>the last man on earth dies surrounded by corgis
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>>39858800
Was it a part of his plan?
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>>39858823
Yes______
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>>39858396
The concept is sound when you actually use the damn things as intended, and not part of the battle line.
That, and getting the speed/armour/gun ratio right, which the High Seas Fleet petty much nailed.

Von Der Tann stronk.
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>>39858811

It'd be just my fucking luck.
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>>39858962
Why do you hate the Corgis so much?
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>>39858512
Wait, was she the one berating our girl Hornet?

Or was she part of the crew Sammy beat up while trying to befriend our little destroyer escort who thinks she is a battleship?
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>>39858937
Yeah until most BBs had more then enough steam
super dreadnoughts?
oh and you use them on the conventional battle line like a jack ass
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>>39858525
I am more interested in whether that smoke stack trick worked.

And why does not other ship do the same thing.
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>>39859057
neither
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>>39859057
She was the one who tried to stop us from jumping in the middle of it and almost getting killed.

Might make a good secretary, actually.
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>>39859085
It didn't work. They sunk soon after that. Not too many German battleships around that part of the world anyway.
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>>39859111
Settle's not taking a IJN ship as secretary, anon.

And Goto's already got Kongou as Secretary-For-Life-Or-Else.
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>>39859111
Sensible but not enough spine.
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>>39859111
>>39859100
Oh. Excellent girl then. Worth talking to and try to get to protect Hornet.
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>>39859030
Because they make him do something other than sitting, masterbaiting, and breathing coffee.
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>>39859129
>Settle's not taking a IJN ship as secretary, anon.

Why not?
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>>39859129
>Settle's not taking a IJN ship as secretary, anon.
haha what a funny guy
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>>39859127
Imagine hunting American ships and somehow all the destroyers got three smoke stacks.

>>39859129
Who would you want as our secretary ship?

Arizona? Hornet?

The corgis?
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>>39858639
Only in foreign navies; in the US only the Coast Guard has a sailing training ship.

Regardless, after about five years they forget how to do that because of lack of use of those skills. Once they get into the fleet, sailing by the wind is low-priority retention.
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>>39858937
Well, sort of.

The time battlecruisers were used as intended, hunting down von Spee's East Asia Squadron, they nearly got punked by the very ships they were designed to hunt - The Scharnhorst's gunfire penetrated the Invincible in critical locations, and one shell punched into the bulkhead surrounding the main magazines. The only thing stopping the Invincible from going up like a volcano was the fact the shell didn't explode.
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>>39859195
LOL retk
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>>39858159
Ahhh my bad. I was thinking of Prince of Wales, who actually was a 1930 battleship so she was a great depression ship.

You are right, Hood was the WW I battleship.
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>>39859175
>Who would you want as our secretary ship?
Willie D.
Alternately, maybe we could summon Constitution?
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>>39859175
Arizona will probably force herself into the job if shit continues like this.

Willie'd fuck it up
Sammy, as a secratary, is hilarious and terrifying
Hornet has issues
Arizona is normal-ish, despite being mute
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>>39858937
>>39859084
Kinda like what we did with Kongou?
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>>39859175
>Who would you want as our secretary ship?
Monitor and Virginia
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>>39859249
Whether that will be us looking after her or her helping us would be the question.

>>39859253
She could make a very cute secretary. Does not talk. Get the work done. Secretly threaten other ships back in line with her big guns.
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>>39859129
So far the US ships seen have way too many issues to be good secretaries, that and Arizona'd be upset if she was away from battle.

>>39859253
>>39859308
See above, if it means being away from battle and such, she might not like it.
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>>39859282
How about CL-53 San Diego?

A part of the most number of battles except Big E herself, never was the flashy type, but she was the first one to sail into Tokyo at the end of the war.
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Wait a minute. We're missing someone.
Harder.
He would make a great secretary.
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>>39859346
Being a secretary ship doesn't preclude them from battle. Their main job is handling stuff during downtime. Don't trust the anime on that, it was trying to have an admiral figure without actually including an admiral on screen.
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>>39859403
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>>39859175
>The Corgies
The image of one of the corgies sitting in a chair at a desk stacked with paperwork, with only its head, donning secretary glasses, visible over the edge.

Captioned with "What the hell am I even doing"
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>>39859403
But we can't have night battles with a male secretary.
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>>39859403
Harder would try to punch the paperwork to death with a mark 14, then try setting it alight when the torpedo failed to detonate.

>>39859426
DRAAAAAAAWFAAAAAAGS!
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>>39859426
If I was a drawfag I would draw that.

But I am not.
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>>39859403
This is the worst idea I've ever heard.

Worse than Sammy the Secretary.

Let's do it.
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>>39859442
>try setting it alight when the torpedo failed to detonate.
Like I said. He would make a great secretary.
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DD-401 Maury - Destroyer that accompanied Enterprise Sama during all her battles.

She probably got some respect from the rest of the ship because of that.
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>>39859403
Hell no.

Harder being a guy disqualifies him from secretary shenanigans.

>>39859416
>Being a secretary ship doesn't preclude them from battle. Their main job is handling stuff during downtime. Don't trust the anime on that, it was trying to have an admiral figure without actually including an admiral on screen.
In that case Arizona seems like the best fit.
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>>39859346
In the game at least the secretary ship is actually the main fleet's flagship. They are in fact right in the middle of battle.
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>>39859403
That idea might just be crazy enough to...

...Is it a bad sign that that doesn't sound too bad?
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>>39859487
Is the secretary ship basically our favourite daughter out of all of our ship daughters?
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>>39859416
We all know who to blame for that
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Guys, I thought it was already decided that we were aiming for Tatsuta for the secretariat.
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>>39859403
>HARDER!
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?
>JAPS ARE SENDING A SHIP OVER FOR A MEETING. I NEED YOU TO DISTRACT THEM FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!

>...SIR, IT'S NOT EVEN MY COMMISSIONING DAY YET!
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>>39859510
Pretty much.
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>>39859551
Then we wait for our own DD to come back to us.

Or Arizona.
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>>39859525
I know, he'd fucking draw himself on the screen if he could've, but I doubt that decision was his and his alone. It's much more likely it was a committee decision to keep the viewers from getting mad.
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>>39859510
You know very well what I meant, anon.
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>>39859528
Pro fucking tip.

it's usually the second fucking thing that happens.
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>>39859562
>Burke and Arizona
>Cometing for best Daughteru slot

HNNNNNNG
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>>39859566
What are those faceless fucks doing in the back round?
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>>39859564
Shame, because it was executed so poorly that it dragged the show down.

It should always have been more idolmaster-ish.
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>>39859591
When can we invent batteries that run off Marines being bored?

We can fly to Pluto with that kind of energy.
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>>39859605
Getting more of an eyeful than you'll ever be able to.
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>>39859605
They're a couple of U-Boats watching Bismark's back.
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>>39859630
We probably could fly Pluto here and save us a trip with that energy.
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>>39859605
Bismarck's escort DDs.
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>>39859611
So I take it the anime was terrible?

Or were you referring to the decision to include ship marriage in the game?
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>>39859491
Still I don't think Arizona'd be that good at paperwork as she is at blasting or bashing.

>>39859528
we haven't even seen who the core group of shipgirls are yet.

Also going for OCs in a quest is like ordering a burger at a foreign place.
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>>39859654
I mean the anime
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>>39859605
Prinz Eugen?
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>>39859654
The anime is beyond horrible. Only good things to come out of it were Kongou and Kisaragi death.
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>>39859654
The anime was such a steaming pile of shit even the k/a/ncolle's don't defend it.
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>>39859654
The anime had significant problems with pacing, tone and to a lesser extent characterization (it depended on the girl, mostly). And the ending was total asspull.
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You slow to a halt, letting Shoukaku come to you. The memory of your fantastic fuckup yesterday is vivid in your mind – especially the part where you tore out of Shoukaku's grasp so you could rush in and stick your foot in the bear trap that is Kaga. She's actually sane – and demonstrably smarter than you, for that matter.

So you come to a halt, and politely wait for her to approach you. You haven't seen much of her – yesterday was the first time in person, you think – so you take the opportunity to study her. She moves with uncommon grace, her long skirt hardly seeming to move as she seemingly glides towards you. The dark metal “chestpiece” that seemingly all the Japanese carriers wear is notably heavier than Kaga's and Akagi's, and she seems to... displace more than either of them, too. Her skin is surprisingly pale and clear; her face sweetly, softly shaped. Limpid light-brown eyes sparkle in the light; shining like amber past stray strands of silver hair that decorate her face just right.

“Admiral?”

You come to your senses with a start. “Uh. Hello, Shoukaku. Can I help you?”

Shoukaku's eyes fall to the floor, and you notice her hands are clasped in front of her. “Yes... about yesterday...” A small sigh escapes her. “I'm sorry.”
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>>39859680
Looks like Z1 and Z3.
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>>39859664
>Also going for OCs in a quest is like ordering a burger at a foreign place.
...You mean the PROPER AND AMERICAN THING TO DO?
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>>39859686
>>39859685
>>39859665
>>39859688

Oh.

That bad.
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>>39859654
It's a prime example of how to kill an adaptation with Design by Committee.
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>>39859695

You process that for a second. “Beg your pardon?”

She looks up in confusion. “But I'm begging *your* pardon!”

“Uh, I mean, please repeat.”

“I'm sorry about yesterday,” she repeats, holding your gaze steady now. “I shouldn't have let you face Kaga alone.”

You squint at her. “But I-”

“You couldn't have known,” she insists, gentle, yet firm. “Kaga...” her eyes drop to the floor again. “Kaga-san is in pain,” she whispers. “She was of an older class... less protected than me. Still, she... she blames herself.” She captures your gaze again. “I should have known things would go poorly. I should've tried to convince you.”

“Shoukaku-”

“I was right there,” she insists. “I'm in the same division as Zuikaku, I know how she can get – how Kaga gets when they start into it. I knew, Admiral.”

“You did try,” you point out. “And I'm thankful for that.”
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>>39859695
>and she seems to... displace more than either of them

Fat carrier is fat.

But still best girl.
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>>39859653
asked what they are doing, not who they are
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>>39859719

She shakes her head, that silver (how could you ever see it as white?) hair seeming to shimmer around her face as she does so. “Please, Admiral. Let me apologize properly. Nobody's even welcomed you to the base yet, and now we've gotten off on the wrong foot.”

“Well, it'd be nice to make my introductions in a *formal* fashion-” you begin.

“Good!” Shoukaku says cheerfully. Her entire face seems to radiate light when she smiles. She reaches out and captures your free hand in both of hers, giving it a gentle squeeze. “Join me for dinner tonight. I'll tell you all about the base and the ships we have here.”

“Sure,” you say politely. She gives you another lovely smile, and then she's gone, gliding away for the door. You marvel over the brief conversation as you fill a few plastic cups for Sammy – her fault? Really? The number of people willing to make excuses for you on this base is – scratch that. The number of people with delusions of responsibility on this base are alarming. Or maybe it's that Japanese thing, where you take responsibility for the failures of a superior, and thus gain... shrif-gor? No, that was from that book. Virtue? Nah, that's Buddist... or Hindu. Whatever. You limp back to the table and water Sammy, who's already polished off her dagwoods.
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>>39859740
Doing the bodyguard thing, like good little destroyers.
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>>39859719
We should give her a gold star. For trying.
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>>39859740
escorting, duh
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>>39859719
Being calm and sensible works out the best it seems.
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>>39859719

Stop making me feel bad dammit.
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>>39859749

“So, what was all that about?” Sammy asks.

“Nothin, she just wanted to Express her Regrets about yesterday,” you said. “Wants to introduce me to the base good and proper and all that.”

“What, they're throwing you a welcome party?” Hate and Sammy are overcome by identical expressions of glee. “Will there be cake!?” they sing-song in unison.

You snort. “Nothing so extravagant. She just asked me to dinner tonight.”

The destructive duo's happy expressions seem to freeze, then shatter.

“.... what?” you say as you swirl the last of your rather-dense meatloaf around your plate.

Their eyes widen as one, a pair of cold, dead stares that bore into you. You peer back at them quizzically, trying to figure out -

- “fuck ME.”

>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?
>Hate, I require an emergency tonight and I require it FAST.
>other?
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>>39859719
Secretary ship material indeed.
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>>39859783
>>Hate, I require an emergency tonight and I require it FAST.
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>>39859783
>other?
"I'm sure it's just Very Japanese and none of us understand it"
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>>39859783
>>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
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>>39859753
Oh Bismark-sempi slipped out of Kongo better slip it back in
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>>39859783
>>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?
Just.. functionally HOW.
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>>39859783
>>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.

EVERYTHING IS FINE

ABSOLUTELY FINE
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>>39859783
>>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?
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>>39859783
>>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
>>
>>39859783
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
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>>39859783
>Hate, I require an emergency tonight and I require it FAST.
"Hate, You have OFFICIAL permission to be bored tonight"

>captcha want picture of dogs, they're ALL corgis

CAPTCH HATH SPOKEN! HATE, UNLEASH THE CORGIS!
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>>39859611
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>>39859783
>>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.

I don't think she'd move that fast. Now if it was Kirishima then I'd wonder.

Not sure how this vote'd go.
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>>39859783
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
It's japanese customs or some shit.

Followed by
>Hate, I require an emergency tonight and I require it FAST.
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>>39859783
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
NO!

SHOKAKU IS NOT FOR LEWDS!
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>>39859783
>>other?
Fuck it. We can deal with one measly date.
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>>39859783
>>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?

And

>>39859810
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>>39859810
This. But still paniced.

So basically this.
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
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>>39859783
>>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
>>
>>39859783
>>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?

We just got asked out by an aircraft carrier. I think our brain would fizzle for a wee bit.
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>>39859783
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
>>
>>39859783
>>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.

We'll be fine, no sense freaking the fuck out.
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>>39859783
>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?
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>>39859783
>>other?
>Please don't tell Arizona
>Please oh god please don't let her find out
>If you need me, I'll be in here cradling my shower knife.
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>>39859783
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?
COMBINE POWAH
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>>39859783
>>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
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>>39859783
>Hate, I require an emergency tonight and I require it FAST.
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>>39859783
>>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
Why are you still staring at me like that?
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>>39859783
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.

You guuuuuys~
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>>39859695
>>39859719
>>39859749
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.

I'm pretty glad we took the sane approach. That was excellent.
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>>39859783
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.

Ship girls are so fucking weird.
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>>39859783
>Hate, I require an emergency tonight and I require it FAST.
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>>39859783
>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?

I'm not even mad.
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>>39859816
They're still soft where it counts, anon.
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>>39859820
I am sure most anons are Ok with that development too.

In chronological years she is older than us.

>>39859832
What about Kirishima again that makes her so aggressive on the relationship front? I am unfamiliar with Kanocolle unfortunately.
>>
so, how's this page 10 working out for us?
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>>39859783
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
>>
>>39859783
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.

Best Girl is in toooooown
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>>39859783
>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?
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>>39859816
They're still girls anon. Just ones that can manifest cannons and airplanes when given equipment.
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>>39859901
While Kongou is the most exhuberant, all four are pretty obvious in their affections to the admiral.
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>>39859860
I am for this.

Or can we bring Arizona along? She won't mind one of our daughters attend.
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>>39859783
If Sammy doesn't yell "ADMIRAL HAS A DATE" to troll the fuck out of Settle...
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>People suggesting an emergency
That's a pretty dickish thing to do.
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>>39859948
Ahhh thanks good anon.
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>>39859850
I doubt it's in a date; she's not that sort of girl.

>>39859860
Settle isn't planefag.

>>39859901
She's not particularly agressive, but her meeting did have her flirting a bit (no one winks during conversation for no good reason, especially her time) and she is Kongou's sister (thus not being completely different)

In short out of the shipgirls that are nice, she seems the most interested in him, even if it's just a hint of it.
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>>39859951
>Can we bring Arizona on our date with someone who literally attacked Pearl Harbor
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>>39859783
>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?
IT'S NOT A DATE
IT'S NOT A DATE
I SWEAR IT'S NOT A DATE
it's totally a fucking date isnt it
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>>39859783
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
>>39859810

>>39859918
I swear to god if fap angel uses this for his cliffhanger
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I suspect Shoukaku didn't notice the implications of her invitation either.
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>>39860021
If it is, so what?
Settle could do a lot worse than Shokaku.
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>>39859783
>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?
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>>39859783
>>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
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>>39859783
>other?
"Pretty sure this isn't a date guys, I think she meant everything literally when she said she was going to introduce me to the base."
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>>39860009
Oh.

Well.

I like to watch fireworks?
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>>39859783
If the Admiral turns up dead tonight, don't believe the suicide note Hate, Sammy.
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>Arizona's face when her admiral is going on a date with one of the ships that bombed Pearl
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Out of curiosity, as Admirals usually lead from a battleship or a carrier, do we technically outrank the BB and CVs?
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>>39859860
>Shower knife
>not shower FAL
You want to get tenderly loved?
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The amount of delusion in this thread is amazing.

Do you faggots really think planefag of all QMs will keep the shipsluts pure?
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>>39860055
Oh fucking this.
We need to dig deeper.
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>>39860092
I love how he got a cookie too.
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>>39859783
>>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?

I REGRET NOTHING
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>>39859783
>There is no fucking way this is happening. You guys are wrong. You're wrong in all the ways.
>>
We still dont know what sammy did?
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>>39860090
In the game at least it's pretty clear you as the Admiral/Commander are the commanding officer of every single shipgirl in the place.
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>>39860100
They ARE pure.
Faith in planefag.
Trust in planefag.
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>>39860087
>Arizona's face when Settle's Burke shipgirl arrives at base
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>>39860100
There's a difference between shipsluts slutting it up and slutting in our actual direction
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>>39860132
What we allowed her to do yesterday unchecked.

Punching every ship in sight.
>>
Lurking.
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>>39860090
I don't think anyone's opened that particular can of worms yet.
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>>39860140
>Goto not sure whether to laugh, cry or applaud as Settle somehow manages to keep his cool as things come tumbling down
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>>39860045
She didn't as I don't think the japanese remotely work that way.

>>39860055
If that catches on, I'm changing my vote to that.

Let me see what girls might make nice secetary candiates:
Kirishima (flexible yet focused)
Shoukaku (nice carrier is nice)
Ikazuchi (DesDiv6 little sister, nuff said)
Choukai (Related to known secetary ship types)

I mean girls we've met.

>>39860100
>>39860136
>Purefaggotry.

Please do us a favor and go to detroit.
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>>39860134
>>39860164

Good to know.

So when do we consult with tiny Nimtz? Because I would totally listen to everything he has to say.
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>>39860174
>The moment it all goes downhill for Settle
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>>39860176
Who downed Shokaku?

Big E at Midway?
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>>39859783
>What the actual how shit does these what how in the literal fuck?
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>>39860206
Shoukaku was downed in the turkey shoot.
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>>39860090
It depends on exactly how the girls are integrated into the fleet.
Are they sailors that just so happen to be able to carry sixteen inch guns, or are they considered tools to be used?
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>>39860176
>She didn't as I don't think the japanese remotely work that way.
Yeah, when you consider that she could be any combination of Japanese norms anywhere between now and fucking WW2, even ignoring the whole boat thing, that's just an incomprehensible range of what she might be thinking.

Though 10/10 to planefag for priming his audience with her description like that
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>>39860203
I... what.

Is this the show about Ill sempai, this is our fight?
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>>39860214
Ahhh thanks. My bad.
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>>39860223
She held our hand.

If my Chinese cartoons taught me anything, it is a marriage proposal.
>>
WRITING
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>>39860021

It's totally a fucking date.
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>>39860267
New thread planefag! Quick!
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>>39860221

THE BIG AS-YET-UNANSWERED QUESTION
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On an unrelated note Sammy and Hate are pretty cute together, in a sibling kinda way
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>>39860297
They're both marines, it was inevitable.
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>>39860297
Can we assign Willie + Sammy to Hater?
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>>39860278
So how long until rumours of Settle and a certain Japanese shipgirl start circulating around base?
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>>39860317
Plus the fucking Corgis? He'd have us "disappeared" faster than you can blink.
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>>39860326
Ten minutes ago.
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>>39860326
Most would agree that at least he has good taste.

Except for Kaga, of course.
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>>39860221
If anyone supports the latter we set sammy and a fleet of war-corgis on them.
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>>39860317

No, fuck you. They're navy, and while corpsmen and sometimes padres are ok, I'll drop papers before I get assigned a navy command.

Besides. I'm not a good command type. I break shit and kill things. I like the hands on approach, know what I'm fucking sayin?
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So do the shipslut's clothes just sort of poof out of thin air? Thanks to Harder we know that they're perfectly capable of wearing whatever they feel like. Is there a tailor and armorer somewhere on base working on some very antique designs?
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>>39860326
The amount of time it takes to me to bribe someone with access to either an all hands E-mail account or the guys that run the nearby radio station.
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>>39860311
>They're both marines, it was inevitable.

She's wearing a USMC blouse. She is not a fucking Marine.
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>>39860294
I think that might be different for each country.

The whole they're-just-tools thing wouldn't fly with the public or with most self-respecting people.

I think they'd receive enlisted ranks. Some could be officers if they had the proper temperament.
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>>39860386
USMC?
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>>39860359
>Sammy carrying hate on her shoulders
>SAIL ME CLOSER I WANT TO STAB THEIR KIDNEYS OUT!
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>>39860356
Sorry, I didn't mean that individual people consider them tools. I mean the Navy bureaucracy.

Like would Arizona be Ensign Arizona, or would she be Battleship, Pennsylvania class, Arizona?
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>>39860386
It walks like a marine, talks like a marine, fights like a marine and is dressed like a marine.

It's probably a marine.
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>>39860390
You don't assign pilots to enlisted, so why your WW II ships?
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>>39860390
The official answer isn't what we're looking for by a long shot- our girls are just sitting there on the ship registry.
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So how does everybody think Arizona will handle the news of the admiral and Shoukaku dating.

Should we run for the shelters?
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>>39860435
They're untrained? Do you honestly want Sammy to wield the power of an officer?
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>Arizona hit Kongou with that table hard enough to break a normal human's neck
>The superhuman ship traits can manifest completely subconsciously in case of damage
Probably a good thing Hate didn't try his luck back then with what's-her-name
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>>39860465
She'll give us a very disappointed look.
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>>39860485
Quiet chan. Whatever class Naka is in.
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>>39860476
Well, they deserve enough to order enlisted deckhands to run around for them at least.

And to have the privilege to eat in the officer's mass.
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>>39860485
Wasn't it Harder that was picking a fight with the IJN ships? I don't think Hate's been in any trouble.

Plus he has the boat corgis with him, so he'd be mostly fine even if he did get in a fight.
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>>39860465
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>>39860465
Think Zukaku can win Arizona over?

Or do Arizona have a fear of her because she ended her?
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>>39860535
Before that, when Hate pistol-fucked quiet-chan's mouth
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>>39860435
I dunno. Ask PF.
After all, Sammy isn't an officer. Unless the officer's mess is restricted to officers of a specific rank.
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>>39860507
>She'll give us a very disappointed look.
Either this or she'll start mentally comparing it to a romance novel and engage in not-very-subtle encouragement.

>>39860519
Well, the way I see it, if they want an officer's rank then they need to show that they have the training of one. Maybe their fucking ghost spirit magic provides it or maybe not.
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>>39860545
DESS! DESS! DESS! DESS!
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>>39860580
A ship daughter shipping her adopted dad with the hottest girl in town?
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New thread? This one will die soon.
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>>39860465
Prettty sure this isn't a date.

I mean if it is I'm all for it, but I don't think Shoukaku was even thinking about that.
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>>39860621
Either a new thread or a final update, probably
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>>39860644
Rumours boy. It won't matter what she meant, only what everyone on base THINKS she meant.

And thanks to Hate, people will think she wanted a date.
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>>39860679
So she is encouraged heavily to start a relationship, and that is what will bring them together?
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>>39860701
Yes, until either Arizona or Shipgirl-Burke fucking murder her for trying to take the Admiral for herself.



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