>>39853797
>>GO! MASCOTS FOR THE MASCOT GODS! ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT THRONE!
>I guess I'll be the brazenly ballsy guardsman then. You'll have to be chaos Chaos.

>>39853829
Writing for this, I guess!

So how's life, single anon?

>>39854038
Meh cooking tetrazzini.
Captcha was pasta.

>>39853797

”Hmm. Yes. We can do that.”

Roland does some weird celebration ritual while Eliza looks confused. Alice, though, follows along, and pulls out some plans from her pockets which seem to be for Adeptus Sororitas armor. Matey just seems rather relaxed with the entire affair.

“Before we do, though, Chaos, you’ll need some-” before you can finish your sentence, Eliza has pulled you away from the group. “Yes, Eliza?”

She takes a breath, before not so quietly whispering “What on earth do you think you’re doing?”

“...Uh, is there something I’m meant to be doing?”

She facepalms. “Do you not notice that every single thing you’re doing seems over the top right now? I get that we’re Em-Gees, and we break the laws of physics and reality on a daily basis, but you’re going straight to fiction.”

You shrug. “I mean, I can see what you mean, but for the most part it’s not that bad. Do you honestly feel that way, Eliza?”

“Yes.”

“Well...”

>Alright, how about you and me go kill some Witches, like sensible Em-Gees?
>...I think you’d look great in the Sisters of Battle armor that Alice has ready. How about it?
>You can leave if you want. But th’Emprah does need to be taken care of.
>Write In.

>>39854218
>>...I think you’d look great in the Sisters of Battle armor that Alice has ready. How about it?
But if you don't want too
Rain check for killing witch's like sensible emgees?

>>39854218
>>39854284
eh I back it.

>>39854218
>Alright, how about you and me go kill some Witches, like sensible Em-Gees?

>>39854284
yes

>>39854284
>>39854303
>>39854350
Writing for this, with a rain check offered.

>>39854218

”..I think you’d look great in the Sisters of Battle armor that Alice has ready,” you raise a hand to prevent the onslaught, “and yes, I know, it is silly. So, as soon as we take care of this, we’re going to go hunting Witches, like proper sensible Em-Gees. Please, Eliza?”

She fumes for a few seconds, before eventually giving up. “Fine. Hey, Alice? Got one that fits me?”

Alice grins and grabs hold of Eliza, helped by the rather impressive bulk that the power armor adds. “Oh, they’re one size fits all. So what color do you like? Imperial Blue and Gold, or Chaos spattered blood over Imperial Blue and Gold?”

As Alice takes care of Eliza, you turn to Chaos. “So, where is this place?”

---

Roland grunts as he parries another hit, his chainblade stalling slightly under the relentless onslaught of the ork’s fists. He slowly descends toward the ground, forced into a crouch by the hits, but he pushes back with a great roar, sending the ork flying backwards across the room, to smash against the brick wall.

The ork itself frees itself from the dent, dusting itself off before looking back at Roland. “Roight, if dat’s how ye’re gon’ play it, den ‘ave at ye!” the ork starts running at the last few words, coming back to crash with Roland in the centre of the room.

You watch as all this happens, then nudge Matey, who’s sitting next to who. “Who do you think’s going to win?”

Matey shrugz. “Eh, Roland. Chaos iz a good orky, but jus’ doesn’ave de spirit. ‘Er akshuns still feel hoomie, you know?”

You shake your head in agreement and continue to watch. Not five minutes later, the truth is revealed, as Roland manages to throw back Chaos and plunge his sword into her, ending the battle. Neckbeards around the room rejoice, shouting out “For th’Emprah!”. The Chaos players merely laugh and continue to absolutely destroy their opponents. The single Eldar player in the corner is sobbing, since no one cares about him nor made an effort to bring an Eldar to the fight.

(1/2)

>>39854770

Turning back to the leaderboards, you see the next match will be the Adeptus Astartes v. Adeptus Sororitas. Alice looks rather fearsome, her power suit only emphasized more by the two chainswords ready on her waist. Eliza is with her, and looks rather bored, the bolter held in her hands pointing down and low.

>They don’t need you. Take Eliza somewhere fun.
>A challenger appears! Super ballsy guardsman, go! (Roll 3d10, Minor is 5, Major is 7)
>Write In.

>>39854794
>>Write In.
Get your Adeptus Mechanicus army and wipe the floor with Chaos scrubs.

Rolled 2, 7, 8 = 17 (3d10)

>>39854794
>A challenger appears! Super ballsy guardsman, go! (Roll 3d10, Minor is 5, Major is 7)

>>39854794
>They don’t need you. Take Eliza somewhere fun.
I thought you said you weren't going to encourage waifuing?

>>39854928
By fun I mean killing a whole bunch of Witches.

>>39854960
exactly.

>>39854928
This would be delivering on the rain check sooner rather than later.

>>39854971
Ah. That was certainly not my intention. I haven't let you down before, have I? I still do have social events. This would get you some greater trust from Eliza. Right now she's...incredibly confused with what you've turned the job of an Em-Gee into.

>>39855015
welp. lurkers? we need a tie-breaker.

>>39855015
We haven't turned an EmGees job into anything. We just aren't doing it.

>>39855034
I can certainly guess why I have so few people posting (MG quests being a dime a dozen despite mine obviously being the best), but the same on the other Lost In Time thread makes me wonder.

>>39855034
Do I take it you voted for >Take Eliza Witch Killing?

>>39855055
Well, fair enough.

>>39855070
He did. We have a three-way tie.

>>39855070
WELL HOW ABOUT WE KILL SOME WITCHES THEN

>>39855177
Sure!

Writing.

>>39855177
is that vote? please tell me that's a vote.

>>39854794

You walk on over to Eliza, who’s watching the battle between Alice and Roland just starting. “Hey. Remember that promise? Let’s go kill some witches.”

Eliza grins. “Wonderful. Back to a nice, normal, proper, perfectly fine day.”

---

After escaping from the convention-cum-arena, you and Eliza make your way outside. Eliza looks around a bit, then gestures in two directions. From both you can feel a sense of power.

>The more powerful one.
>The less powerful one
>Let’s look for more.

>>39855273
>>The more powerful one.
NO BRAKES!

>>39855273

>The more powerful one.

>>39855300
>>39855338
Writing, then.

>>39855273
>The less powerful one

>>39855273

Welp, you’re looking for a challenge. You indicate the more powerful one, and Eliza nods. You both start heading towards the point...

And find what seems to be a rather large collection of demons waiting for you. The local MTRT is out in force, firing rounds downrange into the mass of demons. You also spot members of their Alpha team in the middle of it all, cutting down demons left and right.

And further in, you spot the entrance to the Witchspace itself, where another Alpha member seems to be rigging up a det-pack. You remember that not a week or two ago you were in the exact same position. How quickly time flies when you get hired by Em-Gees.

>Help the MTRT kill the demons first. (roll 3d10, minor 4, major 6)
>No time to waste, to the Witchspace! (roll 3d10, minor 6, major 8)
>Write In.

Rolled 5, 2, 8 = 15 (3d10)

>>39855579
>No time to waste, to the Witchspace! (roll 3d10, minor 6, major 8)
pfft, like there was any other option.

Rolled 10, 2, 7 = 19 (3d10)

>>39855579
>Help the MTRT kill the demons first. (roll 3d10, minor 4, major 6)

>>39855620
>>39855647
Ah shit, I forgot to get you to roll after you vote. Ach. To keep it fair (sorry), gonna get you guys just to vote, THEN roll again.

>>39855579
>>Help the MTRT kill the demons first. (roll 3d10, minor 4, major 6)

>>39855682
>>Help the MTRT kill the demons first. (roll 3d10, minor 4, major 6)

>>39855762
>>39855737
>>39855647
Writing.

>>39855789
Wait, what the fuck am I saying? Please roll 3d10, same things as you saw.

Rolled 5, 3, 7 = 15 (3d10)

>>39855789

where's the goodrollsanons?

Rolled 3, 1, 4 = 8 (3d10)

>>39855811

Rolled 5, 4, 8 = 17 (3d10)

>>39855811
Can't wait to see what happens next

>>39855929
>>39855838
Eh, minor success. Writing.

>>39855838
>>39855863
>>39855929
Damn. We only got the minor.
Alt-Hist Anon checking in. A little disappointed I missed the first thread, but that's how it goes.

>>39856005
Hey, show up tomorrow at maybe...2PM CST, for the continuation! Sorry about the direction we had to take, and I realize my own writing skills fell apart towards the end, but I'm working on the world building, planning out where you're at, and I'm going to make it a ton of fun!

>>39856045
I'm personally hype for reverse engineering magic/magical tools

>>39856118
God damn it, I'm so fucking excited for it too. Obviously magic can do some stuff you guys can't, so I can't wait for JEP to combine them. Joan in a half magical and half mechanical suit of armor will be fun. And who's to say you guys can't learn how to use magic yourselves?

As a side note, the thread may have gone a different way if you went for the fusion engine, and not the Playhouse. Both are good, but there's a way to convert magic>energy, and vice versa. And with a fusion engine...But the playground's pretty fucking fun too. Magically enhanced lathes, with nano-metre precision? Fuck yes.

Alright, you better deal with the small demons first. You remember seeing both Em-Gees helping you and completely ignoring your time as one of the Alpha team, and you flicked off the latter each and every single time. Time to actually be the former, yourself. You start running, quickly building up a pace, and you feel the energy both in your armor and your body build up, ready to fight.

>Your magic is currently full, at 20/20
>Lightning Strike, Costs 5M. Basic lightning strike you learnt from Absorbing Marie's magic.
>Supercapacitor, Costs 20M. Shocks enemies, can chain on weaker ones.
>Shotgun Charge, Costs 1-InfiniteM, or runs passively in high-magic areas. Power up the rounds in your shotgun for more power. Yes, Infinite energy would look really fucking cool.
>Absorb, Can replenish mana, deals damage based on what you absorb.
>Conversion: Absorb matter to refill Magicks, or do it the other way around!

One of the MTRT turns around at the sound of footsteps, and tries to stop you, but is interrupted himself as you and Eliza jump over him, straight into the middle of the horde. Eliza gets to work, looking completely in her element as she retrieves some weapons from hammerspace and begins hammering in the space of the demon’s skulls. You, on the other hand, get to using your shotgun properly for the first time.

(1/2)

>>39856045
It's all good. A tad disappointed we won't be uplifting medieval Europe, but modern engies v. Fantasy magic is cool too.

>>39856190

Soon enough, the demons start to clear, and the MTRT push up upon seeing the Em-Gee in their presence. They ignore you, though, which is slightly annoying, but understandable. After all, you’re not in the kinda frilly dress and shooting unnecessarily large weapons at people, are you?

The last demon is felled, and the MTRT push up, ready to secure the gate itself. The Alpha team approaches Eliza, bowing before her. “Thank you, Miss. I had thought the Council said they couldn’t spare an Em-Gee.”

Eliza smiles. “Well, I’m not from the local Council. Came out here for...reasons,” she glances at you, “but I decided to see if there are any gates that needed taking care of. And here I am!”

“Perfect! Now, would you help us secure the gate itself?”

Eliza nods, then turns to you. “Right. We’ll go ahead-”

“We?” one of the Alpha interrupts. “You mean, him?”

Eliza nods. “Yeah. Shogo, introduce yourself.”

>Hi. Name’s Shogo. Pleasure is mine.
>Hello, I am Akane Shogo, the magical boy.
>*nothing*
>Write In.

>>39856239
No, I completely understand. But honestly, my history knowledge is not the best, and I wanted something original, not a direct rip of of RoF.

>>39856341
>Hi. Shogo here.

>>39856341
>>Hi. Name’s Shogo. Pleasure is mine.

>>39856341
>The name's Shogo. *Puts on a pair of sunglasses* Akane Shogo.
>Use some Magic to explodify the ground behind us for Maximum Awesome

>>39856453
If you want to do this, you may have to roll.

>>39856453
backing, Can we throw in a magic guitar riff?
>>39856408
deleting

>>39856480
A roll is worth the sheer cheesy-awesome that could result.
or the spectacular failure if we critfail

>>39856527
>>39856485
>>39856453

Please roll 3d10. If the numbers please me and the elder gods I shall write an appropriately awesome scene.

>>39856341
>>Hi. Name’s Shogo. Pleasure is mine.

Rolled 1, 6, 2 = 9 (3d10)

>>39856544

Rolled 7, 6, 6 = 19 (3d10)

>>39856544
Dice Gods, pls

Rolled 7, 6, 7 = 20 (3d10)

>>39856544
Mahou Shonen

>>39856586
hmm..
>>39856587
Better
>>39856588
767! I like it. Writing.

>>39856341


Okay. You got this. You’ve read plenty of shounen manga. First, lean head forward to cover eyes in convenient shadow from hair. Next, opening line.

“Heh, who am I, you ask?” you say, quickly materializing a pair of sunglasses. “The name is Shogo,”

Slapping on the sunglasses, you look up at him gloriously, and, first checking the area behind you is clear, convert magic into already-ignited fireworks. “AKANE SHOGO!”

Eliza looks suitably impressed. The Alpha team does too. The one talking to you, though?

“Cool, you’ve got trick fireworks. Uh, Miss, are you sure he’d be that helpful?”

>Oh you fucking what mate I swear to fucking Khorne I’ll crush your face
>Ignore him, bask in the glory of your entrance
>Run ahead into the gate. A Witch is waiting to be killed
>Just be passive for now.
>Write In.

>Hey, you’ve figured out how to summon things in different states of matter. Pre-ignited, post-ignited, solid, liquid, gas. Fun!

Yes, you rolled well. This guy's just a dick.

>>39856793
>Face-Fault IRL
>Yes, you learned how to do that, too.
>"Tough Crowd, aren't you...?"
After dusting ourselves off,
>Run ahead into the gate. A Witch is waiting to be killed

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>>39856793
>>Ignore him, bask in the glory of your entrance
Cool guys don't sweat the little stuff

>>39856793
>Ignore him, bask in the glory of your entrance
We do have George with us, don't we?
"Rate my entrance, George."

>>39856958
Consider George a permanent part of you. I'll mention when he isn't.

>>39856793
>Ignore him, bask in the glory of your entrance

>>39856998
>>39856958
>>39856894
Basking.

>>39856793

You scoff at the leader’s reaction. ”Really? Wasn’t good enough for you? Come on, George, what was my rating?”

George thinks. “With three judges, you’d probably get two sevens and a six. With four judges, probably seven, six, seven, and then one shithead who gives you a minus two because he can.”

You nod, and turn back to the leader. “So, before you try to insult me any more, what makes you so good?”

The leader glares at you. “I have no doubt that that magical creature around your neck is the only reason you’re capable of anything, but I’ll allow you to come. Now,” and turning back to Eliza, “miss, may we?”

The group advances towards the gate, and one by one they all go through. The leader seems to be waiting to be the last one in. As you follow the queue, he pulls you to the side and whispers, “You may think you’re lucky to accompany a magical girl, but realize that you’ll never be able to live up to their standards. Or even mine. Bet you failed the basic MTRT courses. Now stay to the side, and don’t fuck anything up.” With that, he pushes you through the gate.

Once through, you arrive in what appears to be a mine. The ground beneath you is rocky, with a set of rails passing through under you and the group that had already arrived, leading further inside. You spot Eliza planning out something with the other Em-Gees.

>Ignore the leader’s comments
>Get really fucking salty about the leader’s comments
>Recognize the leader’s own saltiness and bask in it

And

>Ask Eliza what the plan is
>Leeeeeroy Jenkins this bitch, start running
>Use abilites/equipment (just name it).

>>39857183
>Recognize the leader’s own saltiness and bask in it
>Ask Eliza what the plan is
"Search and Destroy?"

>>39857183
>Recognize the leader’s own saltiness and bask in it

>Leeeeeroy Jenkins this bitch, start running

Your tears your sustain me.

>>39857183
>Recognize the leader’s own saltiness and bask in it
>"At his level of salt, he'll dissolve as soon as he tries to swim."
>Ask Eliza what the plan is

>>39857257
NO. BRAKES!

>>39857183

>>Recognize the leader’s own saltiness and bask in it

>Ask Eliza what the plan is

>>39857183
A few more minutes, since there may be lurkers. Please come out, by the way, we love you and everything.

Plan 3
Leeroy 2

>>39857331
I did that because I want him to have the biggest headache ever.

>>39857183
>>Recognize the leader’s own saltiness and bask in it
And
>Ask Eliza what the plan is

>>39857477
4 v. 2 for the plan!

>>39857183
>Recognize the leader’s own saltiness and bask in it
>Ask Eliza what the plan is
This is as much to help her blow off steam as us having fun

>>39857183

You take a moment to dust off some sodium chloride that the leader must have shed on you, before heading on over to Eliza. “So, Eliza, what’s the plan?”

Eliza looks up and smiles. “Perfect, you’re here. So, from what I can tell this may be an elemental based Witch. Easier than one of the Seven Sins, but as you saw from Ramsey and Harriet, they may not be what you expect. So,” she indicates the mine ahead, “we’re going to run down there and find out what’s what!”

“...Eliza, that sounds terrible.”

She pouts. “Well I’m sorry Mr-has-a-magical-radar-and-other-stupidly-powerful-abilites, why don’t you lead the way?”

>Sure!
>Nope, this is all you!
>Magical Radar, let her lead.
>Write In

>>39857671
>Sure!
>But if things get crazy again remember you made me the leader.

>>39857671

>Magical Radar, let her lead.

nacl. kek.

>>39857671
>Magical Radar, let her lead.
>"Eh, I just didn't take you for a 'Leeroy Jenkins' sort of person, that's all. Oh, and [Radar Results]."

>>39857671
>>Nope, this is all you!

>>39857788
>>39857779

You know, I sometimes wonder if I should just make >Sensible and >Batshit Insane options, since that seems to correspond to what I write as options half the time. And it would actually get you to pick the latter much more if presented like that.

>>39857671
Sure let's go.

>>39857894
We can't! Why? We're waiting for Godot.

>>39857671
Can I get a few more votes for either? Since it's a 3-2. And I feel so lonely.

>>39857992
W-we're still here, A-Artemis-senpai...

>>39857779
Backing.

>>39858039
But you guys never talk to me and it's like you don't even love me any more ;_;

>>39858046
Writing!

>>39858112
We love you artemis!
WELP I have to go somewhere for like an hour and a half, please don't do something stupid without me. again.

>>39858175
man you are kind of a fag

>>39858175
>First sentence
D'aww
>Second sentence
WELL FUCK YOU TOO

>>39857671

”Eh, I just didn’t take you for a Leroy Jenkins sort of person. Anyway,” you activate your Radar ability, “it seems that there is a fake wall to our left that leads directly to the Witch, but...it seems that the path there goes by some prison cells. And there are people inside.”

“What.”

“I said-”

“I know what you said. Me saying ‘what’ was an exclamation, and a promise to absolutely destroy this Witch.” Eliza looks back at you, looking herself positively fuming. “We’re going to go direct to her, and make sure she dies a very painful death.”

>Uh, wouldn’t you want to save the people first?
>Ha ha time for murder
>Write In.

Alright, I'm going to grab myself some dinner. Depending on what you choose, you'll roll. Then I'll write up one hell of a post. But it may take thirty minutes, so please vote, tell me how I'm doing so far, if you enjoyed Lost In Time (if you've read it) and shitpost post pictures of food.

>>39858277
>>39858278
The last time I left you guys jumped head first into a witchspace without any sort of plan.

>>39858278
>>Ha ha time for murder

>>39858278
>Uh, wouldn’t you want to save the people first?
>"Why don't I take care of the prisoners while you give that Witch what-for?

>>39858318
You're just casually leaving after telling me you love me. That's what really bothers me.

By the way, does anybody know any good sources for character pictures? I want to actually start building up a library of character pictures, so people can masturbate get an idea of what everyone looks like.

>>39858278
>Uh, wouldn’t you want to save the people first?

Not that I'm not down for murdering the witch.

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>>39858278
Well let normalfags save humans while we go kill the witch.

Good, yes, Eliza best girl.

>>39858278
>>Uh, wouldn’t you want to save the people first?

>>39858373
www.google.com should suit your needs.

Or just use some touhous fuck if I know, they all have big hats.

>>39858458
>google.com

Haha thanks anon.

>>39858413
Lovely image. Saving.

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>>39858373
Here have a thingy.

>>39858278

“Alright. Uh. What about the people?”

Eliza deflates slightly. “Oh. Of course. What do you think?”

“Send the MTRT in, and we’ll take care of the Witch-”

“Excuse me? This is a Witch we’re talking about, Mr. Akane, and while maybe the Em-Gee can take care of herself you’ve got nothing going for you.” You flinch slightly as the leader approaches the group, looking very...salty. “I suggest we go for the humans first, then take care of the Witch. After all, this place may collapse on us once we kill the Witch. So,” he points at you, “You’ll rescue the victims, while those who actually know what they’re doing handle the Witch.”

>Be calm and
>>Agree.
>>Disagree, MTRT to rescue and you and Eliza to kill Witch.
>Delight in the abundance of ionic bonded atoms around you, and
>>Agree.
>>Disagree, MTRT to rescue and you and Eliza to kill Witch.
>(Write In)

We'll roll after voting.

>>39858689
>Delight in the abundance of ionic bonded atoms around you, and
>>Disagree, MTRT to rescue and you and Eliza to kill Witch.

Eliza did I or did I not beat a which before a met Jorge with nothing more than a shotgun and a razor blade?

>>39858689
>Delight in the abundance of ionic bonded atoms around you, and
>>Disagree, MTRT to rescue and you and Eliza to kill Witch.

>>39858689
>Delight in the abundance of ionic bonded atoms around you, and
>>Agree.
>>Disagree, MTRT to rescue and you and Eliza to kill Witch.
>"Wow, it's like I'm tasting the ocean spray! You need to market that, or something."

>>39858689
>>Be calm and
>>Agree.

Whatever. Let him get his men killed.

>>39858689
>Delight in the abundance of ionic bonded atoms around you, and
>>Disagree, MTRT to rescue and you and Eliza to kill Witch.

Let's not let them kill themselves so easily

>>39858922
>>39858826
>>39858753
>>39858739
Writing, with jab.

>>39858689

You sniff the air delicately, getting a little too close to the leader. “Wow, I know you can hear the ocean with a shell, but around you it’s like I can smell the ocean! Is it even good for you to have an electronegativity that high?”

“What-”

“Listen, guy. You’re right. These are Witches we’re talking about. And there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell that any MTRT member can kill a Witch. I mean, sure, I killed my first in the MTRT too,” the leader does a spittake, “but I was part of the Alpha Squadron then, too. And I had some good teammates. Heard of MTRT 17? Roland’s our squad leader.”

A few of the other Alphas blanch, and one asks, “Roland? With the armor? And the slab of steel?”

“He’s got more armor now, but-”

“Fine, then. Fine, Mr. Akane, I’ll send the MTRT to rescue. But I’m coming with the Em-Gee, so she actually has someone to help her.”

You shrug. “Sure. I always liked incense, anyway.”

“You little-”

Eliza cuts the both of you off. “Alright, stop with the dick measuring contest. Let’s get to work.”

>Roll 3d10. Minor is 5, Major is hidden.

Rolled 7, 10, 10 = 27 (3d10)

>>39859222

Rolled 7, 1, 3 = 11 (3d10)

>>39859222
rolling
>>39859278
damn anon.

Rolled 3, 6, 8 = 17 (3d10)

>>39859222
>"This isn't a dick-measuring contest, Eliza. I was merely commenting on the information my olfactory sense supplied to me. No ulterior motive whatsoever."

>>39859278
I'm gagging due to the amounts of salt which are going to spill very soon.

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>>39859278
Oh yes anon, very very good job. Will write after eating.

>>39859385
>>39859334
>>39859300
I like salt.

>>39859222

You quickly open up the fake wall, by simply absorbing it and turning it into magic.

>Magick 30/20. You feel the magic draining itself.

Before the leader can make a comment, you and Eliza are already running down the hallway, and you keep running for quite a while. You check your Radar occasionally, ensuring that you aren’t running into any never-ending corridors.

And eventually, you find yourself in the centre of the Witchspace. All around you, pools of lava bubble, rocks dissolving inside them, with larger boulders scattered everywhere to act as stepping stones. In the centre of it all is a stone plateau, where you see nothing but what appears to be two Witches. One, a rather short and stout woman, seems to be made completely from stone. The other, taller and incredibly curvy, is composed of lava. Both turn to look at you as you enter.

“Why, I must be stoned or something,” comments the shorter Witch. “An Em-Gee and her sidekicks just walked on in here, unaware of their imminent death.”

“Indeed,” says the other, “it just makes my blood boil. And that’s not counting my already...fiery countenance.”

>Send some puns right back at them
>Let Eliza take the lead
>Leroy Jenkins
>Write In.

You are still under the effects of the 10-10. Provide your own puns if you wish, but consider them to be better than "y-you too."

>>39859869
>Send some puns right back at them

"Damn, where's the fire department because girl, you are smokin!"

I don't know we need write in anon...

>>39859993
Who's anon?

>>39859869
>Challenge her to a singing contest.
>Sing Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Lepard

Alternatively

>"Damn girl, I've heard of hot chicks, but you're on fire!"

>>39859869
>Send some puns right back at them
Is that the best you got? Cause those were some weak burns. As it is you should be fired for that, and I'll be the one to bring you down to earth.

>>39859869
>Send some puns right back at them

"Hah. I guess you could say that the floor

is lava!"

>>39860007
Me. I almost suggested making another black hole...it's a shame she's not cold based. We coulda summoned a polar bear, or a packet of ice breakers, or some shit.

>>39859869
>Send some puns right back at them
>"Freeze! You are hereby under arrest for- pffthhhaahah that was bad."
>"Well, at any rate. 'A rolling stone gathers no moss,' as they say."
>Leroy Jenkins

>>39859869
>Dayum girl, you stone cold. Hey, how 'bout we get some booze in ya, make this a party?"

>>39859869

You quickly assemble your sunglasses, and first start with the fire-Witch. “God damn, girl, I’ve heard of hot chicks, but you’re on fire! I actually think you might warm up to me, but from what I can see you’re already in heat!” even as the fire-Witch starts to choke back laughter, you turn to the other Witch. “And you’re just as gneiss! Really, you are just so sublime(stone), and you seem so fancy! Definitely part of the upper-crust!”

The stone Witch laughs, and turns to the fire Witch. “Well, he’s definitely beating us at our own game,” and turning back to you, “I’m guessing you’re hear to try stop us?”

You nod. “Indeed.”

“Well, good luck, you’re gonna need it.” And with that, she launches herself towards you, the fire Witch following close behind.

>Let Eliza handle it, and back her up
>Tank the first hit
>Let the leader dude do something
>Write In (Abilities or Equipment. You’ve still got the 10 10, so consider it an automatic success).

>>39860272
>Mana to matter conversion
>High-Pressure Water Gun
>When the entire arena is sufficiently wet, Quickly freeze everything in sight
Those classes about rock erosion may have actually helped for once!

>>39860272
>Energy Absorption
>Create a field of null temperature
>Around the two witches
>Absolute Zero.

>>39860272
>Tank the first hit
>Let Eliza handle it, and back her up

>>39860467
>>39860409
>>39860366
so, there are different things you can do, and obviously your power is broad enough to do something fancy. Write In's stall quests, from what I've seen, and aren't necessarily helpful at times. So to those lurking (with 12 unique IPs you'd think there was), any more people who want to vote?

>>39860272
>Suddenly, all magic fire has been absorbed.

>>39860585
I like the idea of freezing things as in>>39860409

>>39860409
I can dig it. And it lets eliza have her fun with them when they're disabled.

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>>39860585
And the puns for doing it.
>It must be hard having a hotter sister, why don't I help her CHILL OUT!

>>39860641
>>39860623
>>39860409
Sure! Writing

>>39860272

Even as the Witches approach, you ground yourself and start absorbing the magic from the air around you. Even as that runs out, you start converting the energy of the vibrating atoms into magic, lowering the temperature to below zero in a few seconds. Soon enough, just as the Witches are a few metres away, you hit Absolute Zero.

Now, you can’t see anything but a large blob of white. Now that the air itself has frozen, you can’t see through to where the Witches are.

“Eliza, how do you want to take this?” you turn to ask.

She grins. “Thaw out the stone Witch’s head. Because it’s time for rock,” she slaps on a pair of sunglasses, and grabs an executioner’s axe, “and roll.”

You do as she says, and once the head is out the Witch comes back to life, coughing. Once done, she stares at you. “Impressive. That was your hand, and yet I don’t feel any magic coming out of you. In fact...” the Witch has no time to think before Eliza has cleanly decapacitated her.

“Next!”

“On it.” You get to work on thawing out the fire Witch. This time, the Witch doesn’t wake up immediately, and even as her skin works to ignite again you see the human features underneath.

>Uh, hold on, Eliza. Maybe we can ask her questions.
>FINISH HER
>Write In.

>>39860997
>"Ya know, puns aside, she is actually kinda hot...we really got kill her? 'Cause it's kinda not even remotely a fair fight."

>>39860997
>FINISH HER
We can do some bowling with Eliza.

>>39860997
>FINISH HER

>>39860997
>>Uh, hold on, Eliza. Maybe we can ask her questions.
>>39861072
>>39861085
>>39861089
Guys info first then smiting.

>>39861068
I'll back this

>>39860997
>>Uh, hold on, Eliza. Maybe we can ask her questions.
>>39861124
you're right. I just counldn't think of anything to ask.

>>39861124
>>39861072

Writing for a diplomacy thing. You can kill her later if you want.

Considering your mercilessness, I'm considering running a Spec Ops: The Line quest.

>>39861124
What could they tell us? Witches aren't all that organized and we have George for all questions related to magic.

We are here to entertain Eliza and that excludes shenanigans.

>>39861209
Well given how many witches we have done diplomacy with when possible I don't have much hope for us killing them.

>>39860997

”Uh, hold on one second, Eliza.”

She stops, and looks at you. “Why?”

“Well, we kinda just absolutely destroyed them. And I worry that this isn’t even close to being fair.”

Eliza smiles. “What’s meant to be fair about it? They took normal human beings prisoner. For what, it’s easy enough to guess. Therefore, this bitch’s ass needs shanking.”

“Well, how about we actually ask them questions first? You can still kill them.”

Eliza thinks about it for a second. “Alright then. Fine. A few questions.”

Finally, the fire Witch wakes up, but her skin remains in the perpetually igniting state, unable to maintain a steady burn so close to the cold. She looks first to her left, where the body of the other Witch is still frozen in the block, and sniffs. “Good riddance.” then she looks to you. “Is this how I die?”

>Maybe. I’ve got some questions first. (Write In)
>Yep! (Chop Chop)
>Something else, I don't know.

>>39861325
>Yep! (Chop Chop)

>>39861325
>Yep! (Chop Chop)

>>39861325

>Yep! (Chop Chop)

>>39861366
>>39861372
>>39861444
So apparently we didn't really want to talk to her we just wanted her to see us kill her.

>>39861325
>>Maybe. I’ve got some questions first. (Write In)
Why here? What was your plan? Know of any other witches in the area? Why'd you abduct the people?

>>39861477
Other anon are dicks.

>>39861477
Not our fault that you wanted to ask questions and then didn't think of any.

We voted to kill her from the beginning.

>>39861527
I also voted to kill her from the beginning I just thought it was amusing.

>>39861477
You wanted to talk to her but had nothin to talk about. I just want her dead.

>>39861325
Welp, you guys are evil. Writing for that single set of questions, then death.

>>39861646
So us getting turned into a witch when? Since apparently anons want us to be evil.

>>39861684
Witch =/= Evil. We've established this. Witches have a correlation with Evil, but it is not a causal relationship at all.

>>39861684
Think of questions then. Whining isn't going to do shit.

>>39861738
I did ass hat.

>>39861711
Yeah well tell that to murder and torture anons.

>>39861325

Eliza grins. “First, some questions. Willing to answer them?”

“Nope. Why should I? You’re going to kill me as soon as I do.”

Eliza shrugs. “Fair enough. Anything you will say?”

The Witch thinks for a second. “Nope. It’s not like you can make me, either.”

“On the contrary,” George says, unwinding himself. “I think I’m perfectly up to the-”

“So, what questions do you want me to answer?” the Witch cuts in, panic clear on her face. “Any questions, as long as I’m guaranteed a clean death.”

You begin, “What was your plan-”

“Find humans, harvest them for power, take over world. Like every other Witch.”

“Aren’t there sane Witches?” you ask, remembering Gordon Ramsey.

“Well, yeah, but whatever route you take you end up at taking over the world. Next question.”

“Are there other Witches in the area?”

“No idea. We don’t exactly stay in contact. I only befriended her,” she indicates the other Witch’s body, “because we were both elementals.”

“Anything you really want to tell us?”

“No-” and with that, Eliza beheads the last Witch. She turns to you. “Wonderful! And we’re done.”

The leader, having stood back for most of this, interrupts, “and what the hell was that? You can’t just behead people at random, even them. She had given up! Or, at least, we had her under control.

Eliza grins at him, a feral expression. “Oh, definitely. But I’m angry. I’ve been incredibly confused these past few days, and I wanted something normal. Plus, these fucking Witches continue to take people for their fucking playthings.”

>Eliza, stop this! You're not yourself!
>Hey, Eliza...are you okay?
>Exactly!
>Write In.

>>39861842
>Hey, Eliza...are you okay?

>>39861806
Oh fuck off, you rude piece of shit.

>>39861842
>Exactly!

>>39861842
>Hey, Eliza...are you okay?

>inb4 Eliza becomes a witch

>>39861877
>>39861806
Christ, are you guys auditioning for leader? Your saltiness is over the top. Come on, it's a fucking quest in the end, and this event won't determine your future as an Em-Gee or whatever else.

>>39861927
I know that, but he's just being rude on top of salty and there's really no reason for that.

>>39861842
>>Hey, Eliza...are you okay?


>>39861927
He started it, and apparently can't take what he dishes out either. But w/e.

>>39861963
No reason to be childish on top of being rude. You got outvoted. Grow up.

>>39861991
>Calling me a child
yeah whatever you started this crap anon. Stop acting like a douche. Knock it off like Artemis said.

>>39861957
>>39861963
>>39861991
>>39862010

And the argument ends! Winner is, no one! Forget the argument ever happened. Let's get to the quest, which both of you obviously enjoy (that's why you're here, right?). And either way, it's a person on the internet, why should you care?

>>39862010
>>39861991
>Cut it out! No you cut it out!

both of you stop it please.

>>39861875
>>39861914
>>39861963
And now, writing!

ALRIGHT i'm back, walked out in the middle of a romantic comedy that would've gone on for another hour and a half for you guys, what's going....
>>39862010
>>39861991
>>39861963
>>39861957
>>39861877
>>39861806
>>39861738
Christ you guys how did we go from a polite high-lurker quest to youtube comments?

>>39862010
You started being a passive aggressive shit, so I told you to stop it and now you are telling me I'm childish for pointing out that you are shirking your responsibility? You also started being rude.

>>39862053
You don't read Youtube comments, do you? We are polite in comparison.

>>39862053
It's just two people getting angry at each other hopefully it's over now.

>>39862095
Why do I have to be angry to point out that someone is childishly rude?

>>39862078
>>39862121
Nice starting it up again after it was settled. Way to muck up the quest by being a child.

>>39862135
It was never settled. That's you, isn't it, rude anon? Please take up a name so I can filter you.

>>39862121
>>39862135
Everyone just stop talking if you are going to insult each other.

Guys can we all just agree to calm down and enjoy Artemis's writing ability?

>>39862147
how can you filter some one?
^ real question. is it it..just see name and ignore?

>>39862135
Please don't throw fuel on the fire.

>>39862147
And you people are going to be dicks on 4chan so just come to expect it and move on.

>>39862169
It's under settings.

>>39862173
Can you repeat that in English?

>>39862147
Accusing everyone disagrees with you as being a troll, really?

Also namefaggotry is cancer. Artemis settled it now for the love of all that is holy shut up, grab a snickers and enjoy the god damn quest.

>>39862186
I am not accusing anyone. I just want to filter your rude ass.

Namefaggotry is the base this quest is built on.

>>39862210
>>39862186
Stop it now. Now. Do not make another fucking comment on my fucking quest about your fucking bullshit, either of you.

So can we move on? I dislike internet arguments.

>>39862230
How about get fucked?

>>39862230
Please do, that would be wonderful.

>>39862241
Ha ha, sure.

---

You set a hand on Eliza’s shoulder. “Hey, Eliza...are you okay-”

“NO I’M NOT FUCKING OKAY, SHOGO!” she pushes you off, taking a few steps away. “Look, you’re...you’re great, you’re kind, and you’ve been a marvelous cook. But this fucking attitude of yours, just...you kill Witches without a single thought! And then you befriend them without a thought! Everything you do is like it’s being decided haphazardly on the spot, each decision made by a different person!”

“Uh...”

Eliza looks up, tears in her eyes. “Shogo, I beg you, please, just...leave me alone for a bit. I’m stressed out.”

>Do as she says. Witches taken care of.
>Try to comfort her.
>Write In.

>>39862275
>Do as she says. Witches taken care of.

>>39862275
>Do as she says. Witches taken care of.

She isn't wrong.

>>39862275
>Do as she says. Witches taken care of.
So many voices in our head and so often they are fighting each other.

>>39862275
>Do as she says. Witches taken care of.

>>39862310
Can we actually mumble this just loud enough for her to hear? I think it would hilarious.

>>39862331
She'd kill us on the spot.

>>39862331
Right now I am thinking of some of the artwork that came about due to twitch plays pokemon.

>>39862331
I would be fine with that

>>39862350
All Hail Helix

Do as she says, for sure, but

>>39862331
>>39862350
>>39862366
This as well?

>>39862404
No. I like living.

>>39862404
yes, hilarity.

>>39862404
No. No. No. Living good. Saying we are crazie will cause it to be shortened

>>39862404
I'd rather not become Meta Magical Soldier Quest part 4th wall break.

>>39862404
No

>>39862469
>>39862467
>>39862438
>>39862516
daaaw you people are no fun
I kid

>>39862404
Writing!

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>>39862526

>>39862275

“...Alright.” you turn around, and start walking away, leaving behind the quietly sobbing Eliza. Because you don’t know how to solve her problem. You don’t know what else to do.

---

It’s with a more calm disposition that you look out on the city of Nottingham, later that night. The MTRT managed to take care of rescuing the prisoners, with apparent minimal casualties, as the Witches had never got around to taking care of...whatever they had in store for them.

But it’s the other situation that worries you. Eliza has disappeared. And no one knows where. Once you found Roland and the others, you had explained the situation to them, and you had all waited for Eliza to eventually come back. But she never did.

So while Roland has gone on to meet th’Emprah, and punish him for lying to the world, you’ve been looking around, trying to find Eliza. With not much luck. It’s two in the morning now, and there hasn’t been any sign. Those you’ve stopped to ask haven’t seen or heard of her. And you’re getting tired yourself

>Head home
>Just a bit more
>Try use Radar on the city. This is Eliza, she’s important.
>...When all else fails, take your frustrations out on a Witch.

>>39862676
>Try use Radar on the city. This is Eliza, she’s important.
Losing her or lord forbid her going dark is not an option

>>39862676
>Try use Radar on the city. This is Eliza, she’s important.
We are NOT losing someone again

>>39862676
>Try use Radar on the city. This is Eliza, she’s important.
If we need to we will radar the goddamned world again.

>>39862676
>Try use Radar on the city. This is Eliza, she’s important.

>>39862676
>Head home

She's one of the oldest EmGees. She can watch out for herself.

>>39862733
Except her human body is so old it's fucking up to the point she's in emigre mode 24\7 which no one knows the effects of

>>39862725
>>39862723
>>39862693
Writing.

>>39862676
>>39862676
>Find some place to actually test out our limits

>>39862809
All the other EmGees are in magic mode 24/7 too. I'm sure the coven knows what kind of negative effects that could have.

>>39862809
False! She just spends all her time in it.

>>39862848
With the acceptance of Em-Gees, the normal form isn't really necessary anymore. You don't exactly have to hide it from your parents. So that's why most Em-Gees spend their time like that. Some research since the Coven Event shows that there aren't problems with prolonged stays in either state, though going for a year without going Em-Gee may lead to a weakening of power. That's about it.

Eliza's another case, though.

>>39862676

No. You have to find her. Eliza is important, the leader of Haioku, and you’d like to think your friend. You’re not going to let her get lost.

So you use your Radar. Even when you try to be ready for the spike of pain, it still hits you like a sack of bricks, the pain almost overwhelming your efforts. Slowly, you’re able to bring it down to Nottingham itself, and while the pain is still there you aren’t incapacitated by it anymore.

>Magical stress! 1/3.

But even with your efforts, you still can’t detect her. So either she’s left the city...or, judging by the amount of gates you find lying open everywhere, she’s been going in and out of Witchspace.

>Go to the most powerful one. She may eventually find her way there, if she isn’t already at it.
>Go inside some of them, see if she’s been. Pick up her trail from there.
>Unnecessary. You need to get her to you. If she’s looking for a magical signature...

>>39862896
And she's another case because she's powerful, not because of age. Remember what the difference between a Witch and Em-Gee is.

>>39862934
>Go to the most powerful one. She may eventually find her way there, if she isn’t already at it.

>>39862934
>Go to the most powerful one. She may eventually find her way there, if she isn’t already at it.

>>39862934
>Go to the most powerful one. She may eventually find her way there, if she isn’t already at it.

>>39862969
>>39862988
>>39863008
Writing.

>>39862934
>Just let her blow off steam.

>>39862934

Looks like the best thing you can do is head to the most powerful gate there is, and wait for her to inevitably find her way there. Figuring out the sense of direction, you start heading to the gate, keeping your own weapons at the ready.

Once you arrive, you find that you needn’t have bothered. Demons, or what could have been demons, are smeared on the streets. The gate itself stands in the centre of it all, pulsating a deep red.

>Call for backup
>Enter
>Wait outside.

>>39863103
>Enter

>>39863103
>Enter

>>39863103
>Enter
Best if we do this alone.

>>39863103
>>Wait outside.

>>39863160
>>39863119
>>39863117
Guess we're entering.

>>39863103

You best enter. If the demon paste is evidence of her being here, then you worry about the fate of the Witch inside. Slowly closing down your Radar, you hop through the gate, letting it take you through the hole in dimensions, and dropping you off in what appears to be a forest. The trees appear to be weeping, and the leaves are covered in a thick blood that reeks of sadness and misery.

You shake your head of the scent, and try to look around for a clear path. You find two paths going around a thick patch of trees, and what appears to be a path straight through the trees that seems to have been installed rather recently. The charred remains of the poor plants that stood in the way of whatever blast there was are still smoking. Through that path, you can see a very large tree. George around your neck coughs at the sight of it.

>Advance through the side paths
>Straight down the centre
>Ask George what he thinks

>>39863400
>>Ask George what he thinks
"Is that the lord tree"

>>39863418
>Ask George what he thinks
>>39863418
Yggdrasil?

>>39863400
>Ask George what he thinks
>Straight down the centre

>>39863400
>Ask George what he thinks

>>39863400

”You seem nervous, George.”

“Indeed I am.”

“What’s the reason?”

“I think you realize it at this point. You know of the tree from the great norse myths?”

You think for a second. “Yggdrasomething, right?”

“Yggdrasil. The World Tree. From the roots of Hell up to the high branches of Asgard, the World Tree is what encompasses all the worlds.”

You peer harder at the tree in the distance. “It doesn’t really seem that big.”

“It isn’t. This is merely a remake of the tree, not the true thing.”

“So why are you so nervous?”

“Those who know of the tree have a hard time letting it go. They may create their own, however much it pales in comparison, because they need that presence, that being greater than themselves.” George shrugs. “I wasn’t much for it, but considering I was the one thing that was as great or greater than Yggdrasil itself, I haven’t felt much of a need to.”

“So what do you recommend?”

“This Witch is an old one. From my time, at least. I have no doubt you’ll be able to manage most of the possibilities, but be careful nonetheless.”

You nod, and start advancing up the pathway provided by (you’re guessing) Eliza. After fifteen minutes of hard running through the charred road, you finally come to the core of the Witchspace.

Where you find Eliza throwing weapon after weapon at a tall woman, who’s appearance seems regal, but cold, in an ice queen sort of way. But her beauty almost overwhelms it, tugging at even your own heart. You manage to shake the feeling off after a few seconds, though.

“That would be Freyja. You can best her, for sure. But Eliza...” George mutters, watching the battle.

Eliza roars as she pulls out another weapon, this time a Greek javelin, and tosses it as hard as she can towards the Norse goddess. Freyja, in turn, steps to the right, dodging it. But you can tell from the scars already present on the supernatural beauty that she’s been hit already, and she’s angry about it.

(1/2)

>>39863714

“YOU ARE NOTHING!” the goddess roars, throwing forth a gigantic bolt of darkness towards Eliza, who dodges out of the way. “YOU ARE THE DIRT BENEATH MY FEET!”

Eliza says nothing in response, just unleashing a hailstorm of knives at the goddess, who dodges all but one, which sinks into her thigh. Freyja screams, and lets loose a flurry of bolts, which home in on Eliza.

Eliza manages to dodge them as well, but you can tell she's tiring. A large scar runs across the left side of her face, leaving behind an oily reflective film from the darkness. She stumbles slightly, but manages to catch herself and toss some more weapons at Freyja.

>Stop the battle.
>Kill Freyja
>Write In.

>>39863741
>Write In.
"George? Any recommendations on dealing with Freyja? I feel like engaging her in mortal kombat would be wrong."

>>39863800
backing to end tie.

>>39863741
Watching this all, you whisper to George, “Any recommendation to fight Freyja? What’s her weakness?”

George responds, “heavily magic dependent, but very strong. Of course, this means nothing to you. What do you have planned?”

With that, you step forward, ready to

>Kill Freyja
>Just stop the battle.

>>39863921
Do people drop off the face of the earth at this time?

>>39863961
west coast at least, it's 11:12 PM here.
NOW i say we do this
>>39863766

>>39863961
>Just stop the battle.

>>39863961
>Just stop the battle.

US central 1:17 pm here barely hanging on.

>>39864068
Come on, Anon, I'm in Central. I STAY UP FOR YOUR SAKE.

Or, you know, we could all get some well deserved sleep. It's 246 posts, that's pretty good. And we left on a good point. How about it?

---

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Tomorrow, will be running Lost In Time Quest. If you enjoy my writing here, you'll enjoy it there, too! Have a lovely night.

>>39864115
Good night Artemis! Congrats on surviving that shitstorm earlier!

>>39864115
I've been up since 5 gimme a break.

>>39864148
AM if that wasn't clear. God i'm tired.

>>39864167
My usual is sleep at 8 and wake at 3:30. Weekends are not that great for my sleep schedule.

>>39864186
I am also in central and for some reason the past half hour I have been staring at an empty browser tab, I think I should probably go to sleep.

>>39864362
yeah maybe