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"Maybe you guys can teach me that energy sensing trick at some point, I've probably got something up my metaphorical sleeve that I could offer in return. Sensing energy would be incredibly useful in case my scouter was ever broken."

Gohan offers as much, looking quite excited at the possibility of learning something as well.

With little else to do, Piccolo gives you one final glare, and flies off into the distance, seems like he really isn't the social type.

Grabbing hold of your cooler, kek, you along with your new 'friends' are leaving behind the wasteland that you landed at.

Towards a party, booze, and free food.

Shit did you remember to lock the ship?

Probably.

>A. Attend the gathering at Capsule Corp
>B. Timeskip to the next morning
>C. Timeskip to the Saiyan's Arrival in one week
>D. Write in?

>>39853657
>B. Timeskip to the next morning

>>39853657
>A. Attend the gathering at Capsule Corp
"Greetings, humans, I come in peace so long as you have booze!"
Cue Bulma asking if we know Jaco.

>>39853657
>Attend the gathering at Capsule Corp

>>39853657
>A. Attend the gathering at Capsule Corp
Booooooze.

>>39853657
>>A. Attend the gathering at Capsule Corp
Make sure the ship is locked with that clicker remote you have.

>>39853657
>>A. Attend the gathering at Capsule Corp

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L_wdRy7x4Sc

>>39853657
Capsule corp. Trades can be set up at party. also booze.

But hrmn. Maybe we should eventually get jenkins. he seems like a nice, reliable, capable person. Is he more loyal to us than the PTO?

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>>39853657
For a rather backwater planet, you had to admit Earth was beautiful, quite a varied landscape as well evidently, from the wasteland you had arrived at, to the ocean off to the side, to the forest under you, even into the urban areas, it wasn't often that you ran across a planet this varied.

Soon enough you get a motion from Krillin, who had been leading the pack, to put down at a large dome like building. Even not being from Earth, just a scan of this building provided you with enough information to tell that someone fairly important lived here with how large it was and all the sub-buildings around it.

Following after the Earthlings, with Gohan asking you quite a few questions along the way about space and the like, Krillin spoke into what seemed like a rather primitive communication device, and a blue haired Earthling opened the door, looking rather annoyed at the small man, and suddenly fearful when her eyes landed on you.

"K-K-Krillin, what is that!?" She asked, suddenly taken aback by your appearance

>A. Introduce yourself
>B. Let the others do it
>C. You're Space Jesus

>>39853828
He kind of strikes me as the kif to our zap brannigan

>>39853931
>C. Space Jesus
Always bet on Space Jesus

>>39853931
we have a drink in our hand still right? If so explain what the drink is with as many details about it that you can recall of hand, then ask what type of liquor she has stored away.

>>39853931
A. We know better than not to ingratiate ourselves to the suppliers of booze. Also she seems kind of smart. We can regale her of tales of how we can hack incredibly sophisticated comm channels while drunk. Drink. Booze. She supplies booze. Let's introduce ourselves.

>>39853931
>A. Introduce yourself

>>39853992
This.

>>39853931
>C. You're Space Jesus
"I am Space Jesus, I have come for your booze!"
We pronounce it "Hey-soos."

>>39853931
>>A. Introduce yourself

>>39853992
supporting this, then A

>>39853931
>A. Introduce yourself

>>39853931
C

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>>39853931
"Hi, I'm Arctus, I'm an alcoholic space lizard that has a tendency to make things either incredibly fun or incredibly awkward depending on your view point. This is my best friend, booze, say hello booze."

You then proceed to finish off the last of your drink while the Earthlings stare on in abject horror

"On a more serious note. I'm someone that came to your planet to deal with a problem that evidently already fixed itself around a year ago... except it seems that you guys have another problem that should be arriving fairly soon. Since I'm such a nice guy and all, I thought I'd stick around and help you out."

The blue haired one seems to still be recovering from the fact that yes, you are in fact a space lizard that is standing on her front porch that just shotgunned a drink like it was nothing.

"Oh yeah and Yamcha said something about a party, you've got alcohol on this planet right? Of course you do, you seem like a smart girl... Gohan this is a female of your species yes?" You look down to your little friend, who gives a small nod to you. "Excellent!"

After takin a few moments to properly compose herself, the female gives a sigh, pinching the bridge of her nose for a few seconds "Right then, another alien shows up and wants to raid my liquor cabinet." Score "Sure, why not, if you're here to help us against the saiyans, and with Goku coming back, we might as well have a party, and another one after you guys beat the saiyans." She seem to cheer up by the end of that.

"I'm Bulma, a pleasure to meet you Arctus." The now identified Bulma extends her hand to you.

>A. Shake her hand
>B. Respectful bow, she is giving you booze after all
>C. Write in

>>39854246
>Put your empty bottle in her hand.

>>39854246
>B. Respectful bow, she is giving you booze after all

>>39854246
>>A. Shake her hand
make sure not to crush it, how will she serve you booze with only one hand!?

>>39854246
>B. Respectful bow, she is giving you booze after all
Respect means she's more likely to give us more booze!

>>39854246
>>A. Shake her hand
We will be the most nonchalant person ever.

>>39854246
>A. Shake her hand

>>39854246
B and C. Boozebow. Also get a look at the capsule tech while you're at it. Maybe let her check out your scouter after the party. maybe when we go on a bender due to booze we'll have a creator fugue and make some crazy goddamn tech.

Also tell them you're not naked, just that your species grows armor clothes stuff at will.

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>>39854246
You've seen this motion before, she wants you to shake her hand, with literally the MOST MINUTE AMOUNT OF YOUR POWER POSSIBLE you extend your hand and shake Bulma's.

Luckily you don't end up ripping off the nice lady's arm.

Not very long later, there's a small improptu party being held, wonderful smelling food, the likes of which you've really only had before at "family" gatherings, and a large selection of drinks to be had.

With everyone having just gotten their drink and serving of food, it seems like you have free reign of who you might like to interact with first.

>A. Gohan
>B. Krillin
>C. Bulma
>D. Yamcha
>E. Tien and Chiaotzu
>F. Stay alone, feast and drink

>>39854565
>G. Booze

>>39854565
>>A. Gohan

>>39854565
>D. Yamcha

>>39854565
>C. Bulma

Tell me more about this Goku character.

>>39854565
>>D. Yamcha

>>39854565
>D. Yamcha
Yamcha is most bro of the possible boozebros

>>39854565
>D. Yamcha
>G. Booze

>>39854565
>C. Bulma
>D. Yamcha
These two seem like they know the most about this planet's available booze. Possibly the most normal adults here.

>>39854637
>>39854609
yamcha's also least functiional of boozebros.

>>39854565
Oh man shellfish. that's great for your biological armor clothing that you grow yourself.
Also oh god so many good options.
C or A. with bulma you can learn about goku and stuff like tech and whatnot, and gohan's just super honest.

I guess Piccolo's having his I'M AN ALIEN KAMI TALK TO ME crisis early this time?

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>>39854565
You decide to talk to Yamcha first, the scar faced man had been friendly to you so far, and seemed to be as good a start as any to learn more about this planet.

With a plate of food, with various types of meat and fruit on it, along with a glass of wine, even you can be somewhat classy about drinking at times, the hard stuff would come later, you approach Yamcha.

"Yo Arctus, what's up? Wanted to talk about something?" He greets you with a smile, evidently already considering you to at least not be a threat, if not an ally.

>What would you like to talk with Yamcha about?

>A. Ask about Earth in general
>B. Ask about this Goku character
>C. Ask about his past
>D. Write in

>>39854767
A to learn more about this backwater, then B because everyone seems to be hinging on this guy coming back from the dead somehow.

>>39854767
>A. Ask about Earth in general
>B. Ask about this Goku character

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>>39854756
Oh friend, you have no idea what's happening with Piccolo right now

>>39854767
>A. Ask about Earth in general
>B. Ask about this Goku character
>C. Ask about his past


Also: what do Earthlings do for fun on this planet?

>>39854814
PICCOLO NO. ARE YOU OKAY? YOU'RE LIKE THE BEST BRO OUT OF THE WHOLE TEAM. GREEN DAD A BEST.

>>39854814
Hmm early fuse?

>>39854814
...Is he considering fusing?

>>39854767
>A. Ask about Earth in general
>B. Ask about this Goku character

>>39854767
>>A. Ask about Earth in general
>>B. Ask about this Goku character
>>C. Ask about his past

Just to check, are we going to cheerfully murder everyone once they've gathered the Dragonballs?

>>39854809

Let's do this.

Seems like the best plan is we get Yamcha drunk and then try to weasel some information about the Dragon Balls out of him.

I still think we should report to Cooler about the Balls though. We should really try to get in his good graces and fulfill the mission.

>>39854897
depends. if the booze is good we can let it slide. what's more important is what the fuck we're gonna tell Cooler. Also we probably need to witness the dragonballs in action to confirm it for ourselves, and know the catch involved with them.

>>39854897

That's what I am kind of thinking.

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>>39854897
Frieza pls go
We're coming for you and your little dad too

>>39854897

Eh, we'll see how it goes. Depends on how Arctus feels about the Cold family being immortal or being able to wish for a whole bunch of things.

>>39854944
>>39854897
Really earth and capsulecorp could really easily be an HQ for our own PTO-like organization. make a rival empire to our coldspawn cousins.

Also we're kind of a jovial drunk and less a mass murderer.

>>39854963
I just want to be affably evil for once! Most villain quests are edgy 'nothing... personnel... kid' ones.

>>39854933
Good booze needs people to make it. If we kill everyone, who will make good booze? It's only logical. Cousin can probably get off our case once we bag Veggie and be on our merry way. Take some of their best liquor with us to share with Cooler, compliments of the Earthlings.

>>39854933
>What we're going to tell him

Easy Vegeta and Nappa went to Earth after one if the few remaining Saiyans was defeated by another. It seems he wanted to scrap together the remains if his race

Thats if my plan works and we keep Vegeta alive

>>39854983

Realistically we can't risk actually fighting Cooler or Frieza. We have to get them to destroy each other. If we tell Cooler about the Balls, we're basically guaranteeing that Frieza and Cooler are going to battle for dominance.

Then we ambush the survivor and take over the PTO.

>>39854983

The PTO is a huge empire and would crush us like a bug, man.

We have a ton of power and resources already as a high ranking PTO officer, let's not throw that away for poorly thought defection to Earth.

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>>39854767
You explain to Yamcha that you were fairly curious about this planet, elaborating that not many you've seen have such a varied ecosystem while still being urbanized.

Giving you the best explanation that he could, Yamcha gives you brief story about the history of Earth. Highlighting the King Piccolo conflict that happened over a hundred years ago that ended up reshaping quite a bit of the planet.

Thinking that you've learned enough about Earth's history and current political system, evidently their king is a dog, you decide to ask him about something else that's been on your mind.

"I'm curious Yamcha, this Goku character, you've all spoken of him fondly, he must have been quite the man, yes?"

With a sigh that seems to be part sadness, and part happy nostalgia, Yamcha begins to tell the long tale of Goku, even informing you of the dragon balls along the way,though being vague about their powers. It seems he actually trusts you quite a bit after interacting for some time.

With the story ending at the death of Goku sacrificing himself against Raditz, he shares an extra bit about how they've all been training for the arrival of the Saiyans.

>A. Keep talking to Yamcha (specify what about)
>B. Talk to someone else? (Specify who)

>>39855061

That kinda works except that it doesn't account for King Cold. While he doesn't seem like the type to bat an eye if his kids kill each other over a succession war, he's still a factor to consider for any potential PTO usurper.

>>39854864
>>39854874
>>39854881
Kami would not approve of a fusion, and Piccolo doesn't want it either

Kami senses darkness in you, but not evil. You are a strange creature to him

>>39855060
You'd have to hack the com records.

>>39855099
>A. Keep talking to Yamcha (specify what about)
How they make alcohol here.

>>39855099
>B. Talk to someone else? (Specify who)
Bulma.

>>39854565

>D. Yamcha

He seemed the least hesitant in speaking to us, maybe we can grill him on Earth's culture, food, alcohol, sports, alcohol, television shows, and alcohol.

>>39855099

Talk to Yamcha about the different kinds of booze here.

Let's not push too hard for Intel, these goons are telling us everything we need to know over time anyways.

Maybe in a bit we can talk to Krill in for shits and gigs

>>39854897
Maybe. I Don't feel like making any promises right now

>>39855099
>A. Keep talking to Yamcha (specify what about)
Ask about the planet's booze, and if he doesn't know much about it, ask if he can point you to someone who does.

>>39855135
>>39855129
you know what i've been thinking? we're kind of a complete nerd compared to the other arcosians, and we're smart and good with tech and a drunk. We're some sort of Arcosian tony stark. and Jenkins is our rhodes. except, funnily enough. we seem more moral than tony.

Really when we train we should be stamina training the fuck out and brainheroing in fights. we're strong enough to curbstomp everyone but until we figure out powerstuff, our brain's our best weapon. Also jenkins could get hellastrong if we bring him into the party early.

>>39855099
B. Bulma. I'm still interested in tech. and booze. and maybe let her in on our plans as we get more inebriated since jenkins isn't around to keep us in line.

>>39855060

We should probably not go out of our way to keep huge threats to our power alive, anon.

In character, we know that they're definitely dangerous and unpredictable in Oozaru form. I don't see Arctus as a hero, really. I think he would let Saiyans die especially if he had to risk himself to save them

>>39854897
We're going to wish for an endless bottle of the finest liquor in the universe.

Oh hey, did MC find out what happened to the moon? I can't remember.

>>39855095
>Poorly thought

Shieeet I been thinking how to do this for a while this is in the case that we get Cooler to Fall back and erase the logs of Raditz transmissions

>Earth is considered a backwater and no one cares about it
>Perfect place to raise a army in secret
>Talk to King Furry and Kami about the PTO Menace
>Convince them about what happens to such Nice planets as Urf
>Tell him we plan on preventing it
>We ally with Vegeta negotiate to revive his race and return a planet to him in exchange for the remaining Saiyans warriors to help train the people of Urf
>Go to Namek repeat the King Furry situation with The elder
>Get Namekian Warriors and Magic men to go earth to train
>Revive our race
>Inform them of the plan they stay and help train for revenge as well
>We try to remain in The Cold family good graces while playing them against each other even more
>Keep training

You know, with all the drinking that's been going on, we might just see a new Arctus very soon

I never actually told you guys what sort of drunk he was, did I? Or why he was an alcoholic?

This is gonna be fun

>>39855129
He sense the fury, anger, and desire for revengenance in our heart?

>>39855328
OH BOY. i can't wait for the surprise after i come back from dinner. MAKE IT FUN.

>>39855307

I already explained to you last thread that reviving the Saiyans to fight Frieza and Cooler is retarded because they hate Arcosians and we're weaker than Frieza and Cooler anyways.

Why would you train an army of aliens to kill your family and somehow expect nothing bad to happen to you?

>>39855328
He drinks to keep the pain away
And to stop him from going into a alcohol induced rampage

>>39855370
Brainwashing!

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>>39855328

>>39855328
Will there be feather boas involved?

>>39855415

>revive race of hot blooded warrior monkeys killed by your family
>expect to brainwash a whole army of monkeys who hate your guts more than anything

It's a dumb plan.

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>>39855099
Yamcha is as good a source of information as any, and considering he's already given you quite a bit of information that you needed, it should be okay to be casual for a bit.

Upon chatting with the man about the various types of alcohol that the Earth has, you are absolutely flabbergasted at the sheer variety that this planet evidently holds. So many types... it's beautiful

Managing to choke back a tear that was threatning to fall, you place a hand on Yamcha's shoulder, and tell him that he's a good friend.

He in fact, seems to be quite taken aback by this, but seems to consider it a rather funny joke after a few seconds. He offers to show you around Earth some when the whole saiyan problem is taken care of, something called a 'roadtrip'

>Who would you like to talk to next?

>A. Gohan
>B. Krillin
>C. Bulma
>D.Tien and Chiaotzu
>E. Timeskip to later, after the party.

>>39855482
>B. Krillin

>>39855328
"That little SHIT of a cousin of mine... Fuhreeeezah... shthinks he's sooooo great... gahwd... shthinks ih can't even beat his shonn... whatshizname... Kur... Kuril... shithead, yeahh."

>>39855482
>B. Krillin
Bro it up. Soothe his paranoia.

>>39855482

...This is probably a bad idea, but...

>C. Bulma

>>39855482
>>B. Krillin

>>39855482
D.

Ask Tien and Chiaoutzu whether they're human or not. ARE YOU HUMAN OR NOT? JESUS

>>39855482
>Timeskip to later, after the party

>>39855482
>B. Krillin

>>39855482
>B. Krillin
Krillmaster!

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>>39855482
Considering you've been a binge drinker for... a good number of years at this point, it takes a lot to actually get you even buzzed, but this Earth booze is strong, combined with the fact you've already been drinking for a while.

Yamcha seemed like he wanted to talk to Bulma for a bit so you left the man alone, moving on to the other person dressed in the same outfit, only much shorter.

"O-Oh! Arctus, hey there, did you want to talk with me about something?" He seems to be fearful of you still, at least slightly, perhaps it has something to do with the whole power level difference thing.

>Talk to Krillin about?

>A. Why he and Yamcha wear that outfit
>B. If he's still scared of you.
>C. Write in?

REMINDER, I HAVE AN ASK PAGE NOW

ask.fm/qmeail

IF YOU'D LIKE TO ASK ME, OR THE CHARACTERS STUFF.

>>39855775
>>A. Why he and Yamcha wear that outfit

>>39855775
>A. Why he and Yamcha wear that outfit
>C. Write in?
What's your favorite drinking game?

>>39855807

This.

Also ask him if Tien and Chiaoutzu are human or not. I need to fucking know.

>>39855775
>>A. Why he and Yamcha wear that outfit

>>39855775
>A. Why he and Yamcha wear that outfit
"I mean, I don't know this planet's customs all that well, but not the other humans aren't wearing their pajamas this late in the day."

>>39855775

>A.

"Sssssssssoooo, why're ya two wearin' those...thingies? Uh...maaaan, I shud knew what der cal--CLOTHES, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE! So, yeh, why do da two of ya wear those anyway?"

>>39855370
>>39855370
We don't need them to be able to kill Frieza or Cooler we need them to be able to kill people like the Ginyus, or Zarbon, or Dodoria, or any other lieutenants they have

We need them I be able to stand against the PTO army

And we don't know how Vegeta feels about our entire race. When we meet him we have a chance to find out. If it's the blind hatred for all space lizards then we kill him and I scratch off that side of my plan

Geta ain't stupid and if we learn what he wants we can offer the means to it I.e Frieza's head we can help him get that while he helps us get that. It's not like we won't be training ourselves for when the time comes and we know how powerful Frieza is we've seen him fight .

Who knows maybe along the line we develop some form of kinship with him
We have so much in common! We hate Frieza, He hates Frieza, Frieza killed our race Frieza killed his race!
How optimistic of me
Who knows Maybe we kill him and make the offer to Nappa maybe he might be more receptive of being the new king of the Saiyans

>>39855775
>A. Why he and Yamcha wear that outfit
>B. If he's still scared of you.

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>>39855864
>New King of the Saiyans

>>39855897
That grin always makes me feel... Uncomfortable

>>39855864

Man you're crazy if you think we could control the Saiyans. They have every reason to hate our guts and if we were strong enough to keep them in line, we would be strong enough to do all the fighting on our own anyways.

The Saiyans should stay dead because they're a huge threat to us.

>>39855775
>B. If he's still scared of you
>C. Tell him he *hic* should be

>>39855970
They're a huge threat to everyone really. They are a race of assholes genetically programmed to fight strong people to the point of letting people they could beat get so strong they can no longer beat them. Plus they turn into giant super monkeys if they see a moon.

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>>39855775
"Well actually, I was rather curious as to why you and Yamcha wear that outfit, is it a uniform of some type? The rest of your allies don't wear the same thing." You ask, managing to only slightly slurr your words along the way

It seems being casual enough with Krillin makes him not overtly fearful of you, though you can tell he's still reserved.

From your interaction you learn that it's evidently the uniform of the martial arts master that he, Yamcha, and even Goku all trained under, they continue to wear it as a sign of respect even though they became more powerful than the man that trained them years ago.

A sign of respect to those that you admire... that hits closer to home than you might like to admit.

Not wanting to show any weakness, you lower your voice a bit before asking him another question, Tien and Chiaotzu, the pair don't look like the other humans you've come across, are they actually human?

Looking around a bit to make sure they pair aren't listening in, Krillin replies "Been trying to figure that one out for years, Chiaotzu has strange psychic powers, and Tien can do some really weird stuff too. They're good guys though, so I guess it really doesn't matter."

>Anything else to discuss with Krillin?

>A. Continue to talk to Krillin (What?)
>B. Talk to someone else (Who?)

>>39855775
>B. If he's still scared of you
OOGA BOOGA!

>>39855897
God yes

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>Is Tien a human?

>>39856094
>A. Why don't you have a nose?

>>39856094
What are chiaotzu's powers actually? All I know is he can blow himself up.

>>39856225
Telekinesis, generic psychic shit

>>39855970
It's not about control man. I'm not trying to control them. I highly doubt they ever want to be controlled again other than by someone they choose to follow.

I'm talking bout a mutually beneficial alliance. Yeah it's a risk I acknowledge that. I know that

But if CK2 taught me anything is you take risks.
And after your risks gets your da excommunicated and imprisoned you play as the heir and keep on pushing
Then when the person who somewhat caused your fathers suffering steals the marshalship you wanted for 15 years and you are Roleplaying a cruel, lustful, flamboyant schemer you seduce his mother, wife, and daughter. And you fuck em.

>>39856177
Isn't Tenshinhan an alien?

>>39856094

Let's time skip. We've done enough schmoozing.

>>39856225
Mindreading, Telekinesis, Shooting lasers, Causing Paralysis with Mind Powers

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>>39856094
Oh right, because I forgot to do it earlier

>YOU HAVE INCREASED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE HUMAN YAMCHA

>>39856094
After we drink some more we ought to go back to ship and drunkdial Cooler to let him know what we've discovered

>>39856094
>Timeskip

>>39856262
mutant believe, I know chiaotzu is one of those asian vampires, you know the hopping ones.

>>39856284
Oh and he can fly

>>39856252

I don't know how many times I can keep saying this.

It is not possible to ally with the Saiyans. They are not going to be interested in helping us even a little bit. We gain nothing by taking a huge stupid risk like this.

>>39856293
Ask him if his Freezer is running

IT SEEMS SEVERAL PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO TIMESKIP

>A. Continue at the party
>B. TIMESKIP

>>39856349
B

>>39856349
>>B. TIMESKIP

>>39856349
DO THE TIMEWARP

>>39856252
Dude, they sayins really enjoyed blowing shit up all the time. The only reason they did what frieza told them to was because they didn't want him to kill them all.

>>39856349
Timeskip to what? Like the next morning?

>>39856375
Yeah, that worked out REALLY WELL for them.

>>39856349
>>B. TIMESKIP
Assuming we get in some more training.

>>39856421
Yeah, because they are shits who cant be trusted.

>>39856469
I wasn't very clear, why would they trust US

>>39856323
Nigga what I'm saying is we can make an offer we don't know what Vegeta would say

And even if our Powerlevel is over 200K and it won't drop In the near future if thy want to act like fuck boys then we can easily end them again

>>39856375
Yes and now they'd have a chance to get payback all they would have to do Is follow Nappa's and Vegetas orders to get that. They know what Frieza is capable of. Why would they risk themselves being driven extinct again?

>>39856490
They wouldn't. Fuck em.
>>39856517
Vegeta is a huge asshole who kills his own allies when they get knocked out of a fight, why would he help the direct relation of the guy who killed his entire people?

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>>39856094
A few hours later, you've ended up being significantly inebriated, along with Yamcha and Krillin, Bulma seems to have had quite a bit to drink as well.

After a improptu session of drunken singing with Yamcha and Krillin, that seems to have been the tipping point where everyone decides that it's time to wrap this all up.

As if he was here the whole time, Piccolo quickly arrives to collect Gohan, the boy having enough time to say goodbye to you before being taken away by the Namekian for more training.

However, Piccolo did end up approaching you, evidently still holding back quite a bit of distrust and possibly anger, he speaks "Kami wants to talk to you, have one of the humans tell you how to find him." Before taking off with Gohan into the distance

You remember Kami being the Guardian of Earth, from what Yamcha had told you, it's little wonder that he would want to speak to you. Yamcha offers some directions on how to get there, before proceding to pass out on a nearby couch.

Bulma offers a bed for the night if you want to stick around.

>A. Go speak to Kami
>B. Sleep at Capsule Corp
>C. Write in.

>IMPORTANT DECISION

>>39856574

B.

I say we avoid Kami. If he reads our mind our plan goes to shit. Also we're drunk so going to bed is not too suspicious.

>>39856666
Cool quads but what plan?

>>39856574
B

>>39856666
Player speculation and psuedo plans aren't actually whats going on in MC's heads.

>>39856574
>B. Sleep at Capsule Corp
>>39856666
Satanic Quads compels me to agree

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>>39856574

Well--

>IMPORTANT DECISION

...God damn it, Eail.

...Uh...

>B. Sleep at Capsule Corp

Probably isn't a good idea to fly to Kami's all plastered.

>>39856666
While I respect your quads greatly oh anon, don't presume to know what exactly Kami may do with information.

There are many ways this could go.

Remember the dreams from thread 1?

>>39856574
>A. Go speak to Kami
Sure why not

"What's a Kami?"

>>39856570
To kill the fuckers they both hate
To kill the fuckers I'm sure both Saiyans and Acrosians hate
That the purpose to kill Frieza who otherwise alone he ain't got a chance in dick to kill
That's why I think it could work

Fuck it lets just agree to disagree about this

>>39856574
B.

Time to take a nap.

>>39856286
Aw... damn it. I was gonna use that.

>B. Sleep at Capsule Corp
Attempt to make it to the bed but pass out on the couch.

>>39856719
Hmm shit well now I kind of want to go see Kami a little if it might involve our dreams.

Also it might be kind of funny to go completely wasted

>>39856726
Dude vegeta is not a logical person, or indeed a very clever person.

>>39856574
You tell this asssshole Kami, if he wantsss ta talk, he can come ta me.

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>>39856719
These?

>>39856726

I'm not agreeing to shit, your plan to revive a wrathful murderous and vengeful race of warriors who will immediately cause problems for us is a dumb dumb dumb plan

I want to go to talk to Kami, but Arctus seems kind of out of it. Going to meet someone important while hung over but slightly sobered up is much better than meeting him while piss-ass drunk. We can do it when we've gurgled down some space coffee and stuff.

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>>39856831
No, we should totally revive a race of warriors that get stronger when they are killed.

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>>39856574
You make a mental note of the directions that Yamcha gave you, but right now you aren't in any condition to be flying.

Accepting Bulma's offer of a bed for the night, you grab a final bottle of whiskey to be your companion, and make your way to the bedroom that you suppose is going to be yours for the night.

Sitting down on the rather comfy mattress, you stare out the window... you never did actually get an answer about the moon.

Taking a swing of the whiskey straight, you put it down on the nightstand, not much left to do now but go to sleep

>A. Sleep
>B. Let it go

>>39856574
>A. Go speak to Kami
What can possibly go wrong?

>>39856831
>Immediately cause problems

Oh no a bunch over people with PL's barely over 300 want to hurt us with our massive 200K plus oh no what could we possibly do? I'm so scared help me Krillen!

>>39856915
Hey Frieza

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>39856909
1: Sleep
2: Let it go

I can make an educated decision on this so...DICE GODS GO!

>>39856909

>A. Sleep

Fuck you, I ain't pushin' the shiny button!

>>39856909
>A

HANGOVER HO!

Nice trap option tho

>>39856889
Vegeta got nearly killed, what? Three times before he fought freiza? And he still got wrecked. And he was the second strongest sayin alive.

>>39856941
can't* woops

>>39856909
A
Too drunk for this shit

>>39856909
>>B. Let it go
Why the fuck not?

>>39856909
>A. Sleep

>>39856909
>B. Let it go

>>39856964
or OR, and listen here this is important, we could wish for immortality, and then, NOW HOLD ON A BIT, WAIT A YEAR TO REVIVE THEM BECAUSE THEN WE TOTALLY NEED THEM.

>>39856909
>>B. Let it go

>>39857040
But if we are immortal why would we need them?

>>39857040
Why would Arctus want to be immortal

>>39857040

Dude, the Saiyans are total dickbags. If the Arcosians weren't around, I'd bet that they'd fill the role of intergalactic conquerors easily. If they had any technological aptitude, that is.

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>>39856950
>>39856960
>>39856975
>>39857002
A. 4

>>39856941
>>39856989
>>39857010
>>39857068
B. 4

>it tied

>>39856909
>>A. Sleep

>>39857040
>>39857069
>>39857087
>>39857107
Also why the hell wouldn't we just revive our own, much stronger race?

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>>39857116

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>>39857116
Flip a coin? Or do whichever one you think is funnier?

>>39857116
>>39857125
say what now?

>>39857107
Fortunately, the Arcosians are around. No thanks to Frieza.

>>39856909
>B. Let it go

>>39857137
We do
Saiyans would be extra manpower alongside Namekians and humans

>>39857116
do whichever would be funnier

>>39857107
If we ever get around to doing Xenoverse shenanigans, I fully expect us to ask SKoT what the hell she was thinking allowing all those Saiyans anywhere near something as vital and fragile as the time vault.

>>39857116
No but really what does Letting it go even mean?

>>39857221
But they are all enormous assholes. The only one who isn't an asshole literally has brain damage. Plus the vast majority of them still get their ass kicked by jobbers. There are tons of alien races out there, we don't need sayins for anything.

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>>39856909
As you climb into the bed, and continue to stare out the window at all of the stars in the sky, you can't but realize that tonight was the first time since... "It" happened that you've actually enjoyed yourself and had fun.

That's a rather depressing thought to fall asleep on, you realize as your eyes start to close.

When they open once again, you're floating in the void that you oddly recognize as the one that the voice speaks to you from

"You haven't done enough yet Champion... your current strength is still far too weak to prevent what is to come. You know the type of devestation of which is spoken, but do you truly need a reminder?" The voice sounds almost sad as the void around you begins to shift.

A deep sense of panic arises, and you begin to breathe hard and fast as you recognize this place.

Arcosia...

Your home...

The day that your race and your home were destroyed by Him.

>>39857304
Thats the damn point OP likes lacing these things everywhere. We have no idea what they'll do until we trigger them. But I do know they're likely character devlopement, he's obviously put a backstory into Arctus and is giving chances for better or worse to look into them. And maybe change him for the better (or worse)

Its like a mystery box and a land mine at the same time! WHAT DO!?!

>>39857358
go on

>>39857386
But what if the landmine just blows confetti and the box has an A-list stripper in it?

>>39857483
Then you need to stop drinking and
Wake...Up...

>>39857483
What if the landmine spawns Bio-Broly and the box contains the Para Para brothers?

>>39857483
Then that's just an excuse to step on every landmine we see

>>39857547
why do you say hateful things, anon

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>>39857358
"Not real, not real, not real." The mantra you repeat to yourself as you walk through the destroyed capital city, buildings aflame, but otherwise, deathly silent.

It's been so long since you were here, barely more than a child when this happened. Why did the voice have to show you all of this... the corpses of your people littering the street, the banners ripped and destroyed that were supposed to represent a celebration, instead serve as a grim reminder of what happened.

You quicken your pace towards the largest building in the city.

He's there, killing the last of them.

You're there, the young you, the one that's scared and unable to process what he's seeing.

Gritting your teeth, you take off into the air, flying as fast as possible, throwing a blast into the side of the building, making a hole big enough for you to get through.

The location you need to find is still embeded in your mind, the King's grand hall. The stench of burning bodies, the gore of the dead, all of it, it's practically overpowering, but you still have to go, maybe... maybe you can stop him this time.

When you arrive in the throne room, He's there, clutching the corpse of your dead mother by the neck, a maniacal grin upon his face.

Frieza

>A. Attack
>B. Run
>C. Write in.

>>39857591
>>C. Write in.
"I'm going to kill you."

>>39857621

This.

>>39857591
>A. Attack

"FFFRREIIIIIIEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!''

>>39857591
>C. Write in.
Fuck you, you pretentious androgynous twat of an Arcosian.
>A. Attack

>>39857621
this

>>39857591
>A. Attack

>>39857591
>>C. Write in.
take a quick swing of your favorite drink (hey it's a dream, you should have some control) then
>A

>>39857591
>>C
put him in a full nelson

>>39857705
>'Do it Cooler! Use the Super Death Beam!'

>>39857705
Full nelsons dont work so well on races with tails. Or who can shapeshift.

>>39857591
>C. Write in
Drink.

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>>39857591
Rage, hatred, sadness.

These are the emotions that cloud your mind as you charge towards the one that took everything from you.

"I'll kill you... "FFFRREIIIIIIEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!''

Your fist smashing into his face with such force, that he drops the corpse of your beloved mother and is sent flying through the throne and into the wall behind it.

Little you is running, towards the corpse, craddling it and crying, begging for his mother to come back.

It only drives the point home further that He has to pay

>A. Charge, don't give him a chance to get oriented
>B. Death Beam
>C. Impaler Burst (Exploding Energy Spears)
>D. Attempt to charge a Supernova.
>E. Write in

>>39857831
>>C. Impaler Burst (Exploding Energy Spears)

>>39857831
>D. Attempt to charge a Supernova.
Best move.

>>39857831
>C. Impaler Burst (Exploding Energy Spears)

>>39857831
>>C. Impaler Burst (Exploding Energy Spears)

>>39857831
>C. Impaler Burst (Exploding Energy Spears)

>>39857831
B. Let's stab this bastard.

>>39857831
>B. Death Beam
SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE

>>39857831
>C. Impaler Burst (Exploding Energy Spears)
then
>A. Charge, don't give him a chance to get oriented

>>39857831
>B. Death Beam
It has death in its name!

>>39857831
>C. Impaler Burst (Exploding Energy Spears)
then
>A. Charge, don't give him a chance to get oriented

>>39857879
Oops, I mean
>C, let's stab this bastard.

>>39857831
>>C. Impaler Burst (Exploding Energy Spears)

>>39857831

>C. Impaler Burst (Exploding Energy Spears)

That sounds awesome

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You don't give him a chance to recover, gathering energy in both of your hands, two long pulsating spears of energy are formed, they appear extremely unstable.

Just as he's pulling himself out of the wall, you throw both of your attacks at him. One barely misses his head by less than an inch, impaling itself in the wall beside Frieza.

The other... however, strikes true, impaling your cousin's leg, a scream of pain brought forth from the monster, only to be drowned out seconds later as your attack serves it's second purpose as a flash of light washes over Frieza for several seconds.

When the dust settles, you're disturbed to see that he's not dead.

The monster's leg is torn, blood and gore drip from it, and the pain must be unimaginable, there are scorch marks along his face as well, with blood flowing out of his ear as he stares at you with pure hatred.

Frieza isn't defeated yet, and he's charging for you.

>A. Meet his charge
>B. Defend
>C. Evade
>D. Death Beam
>E. Write in

>>39858042
>D. Death Beam

>>39858059
>D. Death Beam

>>39858042
>D. Death Beam

>>39858042
>D. Death Beam

Right into his beady little eyes!

>>39858042
>>C. Evade
get behind him and hit him with a
>>D. Death Beam

>>39858042
>d death beam

How do these spears work?

Because if they always penetrate and explode that's OP

I'm assuming that if we're above the person's power level they have a higher chance to penetrate and explode. But if we're lower than they almost never penetrate like a -20 on the roll or something I remember we use dice so maybe they both depend on it?

>>39858042
>C. Evade
>D. Death Beam

Arctus doesn't really seem like the type of guy who would meet a charge head on unless he had a definite advantage.

>>39858095
That sounds good, but for now this is a dream battle!

>>39858042
>D. Death Beam
>E. From Every Finger

>>39858095
Not really that OP in a universe where people can survive blasts that can destroy small planets.

>>39858096

Seconding.

>>39858042
>E. Death's Sonata

Death Beam Barrage from both hands

>>39858095
If I recall correctly (and I should, given that I invented the technique), they're basically just sharp ki constructs like Salza's sword that can also be remotely detonated.

>>39858042

I'll second this: >>39858096

He's mad. We need him to get madder and more reckless and more tired. Then we'll death beam him in a vital or very painful area.

>>39858156
I mean yeah we going to want to kill the person we're up against sans sparring

But It wouldn't be fun if we just got lucky and straight up killed them in a turn

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>>39858042
Years of pain he's inflictd on you, all of it because of today.

He's the reason you drink.

You drink to forget.

You hate him.

As the mutant Arcosian charges towards you, you simply raise your hand into the pose that would strike fear into every other race for several decades

"Death Beam!"

A thin purple beam of energy shoots forth from your index finger, a look of fear temporarily overcomes Frieza as the attack approaches him, yet he has no time to dodge as the attack.

Piercing through his side, you've likely just destroyed his left kidney, and the impact of the shot is enough to knock Frieza out of the air, sending him rolling across the floor, right to your feet.

He's down, but not out.

>A. Hurt him, hurt him bad
>B. Finish it

>>39858258
>B. Finish it

No fucking around.

>>39858258
>A

"FFFFFFFRRRRRIIIIIEEEEZZZZZAAAAAAA"

>>39858258
>>B. Finish it
Curb stomp.

Alternatively have Goturtle and his crew come around and riot stomp him.

>>39858258
B

No remorse! Erase him!

>>39858258
>B. Finish it
Arcosian, not Saiyan.
When we want someone dead, we kill them.

>>39858227
You know what you get if you look for fun fights in dragonball? You get fucking killed because you were looking for fun rather than taking a fight serious.

>>39858258
>B. Finish it

>>39858258
>>B. Finish it
DIE

>>39858258
>B. Finish it

I really hope Arctus isn't lashing out in his sleep due to this... I really hope so.

>>39858286
Get the cosmic blankets!

>>39858303
The fuck
You know what I meant

>>39858258
Do we thrash or sleepwalk? This could end badly.

>>39858339
And it was dumb.

>>39858330

Oh fuck.

We definitely are. That's pretty fucked up if we fight and kill Frieza every night in our dreams.

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>>39858330
He is
That's the spooky that keeps getting alluded to by the QM

>>39858258
>B. Finish it

We know that we're especially hard to kill. Do it quickly before he can do something desperate.

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>>39858360
So your idea of fun is zero challenge killing everything in one hit?

Aren't you fun

>>39858397
>thinking just because you throw a sharp ki blast that explodes you will one shot everything
Krillan sure must win a lot of fights since he has a move that can cut anything.

>>39854981
only wish should be for a cooler with unlimited booze of any type we want.

Staring down at the one that took so much from you, the emotions drive you to end this, finish him, make it so he can't hurt anynoe ever again.

The monster stares up at you one last time as another pink beam is fired from your fingertip.

Arcosians are hard to kill.

Even your race can't live through having it's brain completely destroyed.

"Hate... hate you... hate you..."

You jerk up in the bed "I hate you!"

You're left panting as you look around and see that you're no longer on Arcosia, you aren't fighting Frieza. Your hands trembling, you find that you're sweating.

>A. Try to sleep again
>B. Find someone to talk to at Capsule Corp
>C. Go talk to Kami.
>D. Write in.

>>39858519
>>C. Go talk to Kami.
Completely sober.

>>39858519
>C. Go talk to Kami.
Discretely try to put out any fires we've started.

>>39858500
Nah, we should think about nothing but reviving our race up until our hopes are utterly dashed by Shenron for being far beyond his power.

>>39858519
>>C. Go talk to Kami.

>>39858519
>D. Write in.
ANGRY FEVER DREAM TRAINING

>>39858519
B. Would be C but leaving at midnight would be rude

>>39858519
>C. Go talk to Kami.

>>39858519
D

Report back to Cooler via our long distance scouter. Everyone's asleep and we know what Vegeta wants!

>>39858519
>C. Go talk to Kami.
Tell someone where we're going so it doesn't seem that we're ditching them to go do nefarious things

>>39858519
>C. Go talk to Kami

>>39858519
Oh thank fuck we didn't accidentally capsule corp.

>C. Go talk to Kami.

Probably pissing in the wind but this is probably overdue and who knows how our powerlevesl flopped about during that nightmare we could of spooked everybody out of their skeletons. Who knows maybe he can get that rat bastard out of our head for a few nights. That'd be nice.

>>39858519
>C. Go talk to Kami.
we need therapy

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>>39858442
Its going to be a long night

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>>39858584
>Therapy

You mean the killing Frieza kind?

>>39858616
No shit I knew he had issues but DAMN SON HE GOT MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS

No wonder he's a booze hound.

>>39858519
>C. Go talk to Kami.
but after that we have to talk to cooler...
maybe we should talk to kami about that
might as well

>>39858662
of course what other kind is there

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>>39858724
You're pretty cool Anon

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Running a hand across your face, you realize that you likely aren't going to be going back to sleep any time soon after a dream like that.meet the one known as Kami.

After sticking it to the outside of the door you open up the window that the room had and leap out.

Remembering the directions that Yamcha had told you, without wasting any time you fly to The Lookout.

It's a quick flight, landing upon the stone tiles of the top of the tower, you feel odd here, as though this place has an aura around it, feeling you out.

A short pudgy completely dark individual that you likely might not have seen if it weren't for his eyes walks towards you, looking you over with a blank expression before giving a nod

"Please follow me, Kami has been expecting you." He calmly says

Considering the entire reason you came here was to speak to this Kami fellow, you walk behind him, talking in the sights of the Lookout along the way, gardens here and there, tall trees, all of it quite peaceful.

Kami's servant stops at a door that leads to the inner part of the Lookout, turning to face you, still having a blank look "Please remember to treat Kami with respect, you are his guest after all." He says before opening the door and motioning for you to enter.

Walking forward into the room alone, you see an elderly Namekian sitting on a throne.

"Ah, so... you must be Arctus, I was hoping you would come visit me, though I didn't expect it to be so late. Would you like some tea?"

>A. Yes
>B. No
>C. Ask why he wanted to speak to you.
>D. Write in.

>>39858839
>A. Yes

>>39858839
>A. Yes

>>39858581
Nah, pretty much anyone not from Earth seems to have their power levels pretty static outside of transformations and don't have effective training techniques like Earthlings. Remember every one of Frieza's cronies going, "How in the FUCK did Vegeta take out Cui? Cui's like a Vegeta and a half. Wait, where's Dodoria?" Vegeta getting stronger didn't even enter into their thinking until it starting becoming way too obvious to deny. Zenkai helped Vegeta specifically, but everyone in the PTO seems to be under the assumption that everyone who's anyone has already plateaued HARD.

>>39858839
>A. Yes
>C. Ask why he wanted to speak to you

>>39858839
>>A. Yes

>>39858839
>A. Yes
>C. Ask why he wanted to speak to you.

>>39858839
>A. Yes

>>39858839
A tea would help with the hangover.

>>39858839
>A. It would be rude of me to refuse hospitality.
>C. So what's up? Besides my being a benign potential existential threat.

>>39858839
>>A. Yes
had coffee not to long ago so it couldn't be any worse.

>>39858839
>A. Yes
>C. Ask why he wanted to speak to you.
>D. Write in.
Ask if we can get it with a shot

>>39858839
>>39858839
>Running a hand across your face, you realize that you likely aren't going to be going back to sleep any time soon after a dream like that.meet the one known as Kami.

>After sticking it to the outside of the door you open up the window that the room had and leap out.

Did you accidentally part of your post, Eail?

>>39858839
Wow that's a nice thone.

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>>39858839
Giving a small nod, as though he knew it was going to happen, the servant walks back in with two cups and a teapot. A small table appears in the middle of the room, and Kami descends from his throne to approach it, kneeling at the table, he motions for you to do the same as the servant pours the tea.

Mimicking Kami's position of resting on your legs, you are handed a cup of tea after Kami, who has already taken a drink of his own, causing a smile to appear for a moment as he savors the flavor "Thank you Mr. Popo, that will be all for now."

With a bow to his master, the now identified Mr. Popo leaves the room, Kami and you alone once more.

"Now, I'm sure you're interested in what I wished to talk with you about, yes?" The Guardian asks of you.

Giving your affirmation on the matter, Kami continues

"In my extremely long life time, Earth has been left alone by the rest of the Universe at large, yet, less than a year ago, a terrible and evil man appeared here. He killed an innocent man, kidnapped a child, and resulted in the death of a man I would have considered to be the prime candidate to be my succesor."

Pausing to drink his tea once again, Kami looks at you.

"You are different, Arctus. I sense a great pain within you, a darkness that has been festering for years. Yet you are not the same as the Saiyan known as Raditz, there is good in you, I can feel that as well. You have the potential in you to become a great hero, if only you could move past the darkness in your heart."

With almost a sense of pity in his eyes, the elderly Namekian finishes. "I would hear your story, Arctus, if you would share it with me."

>A. Tell him everything
>B. Tell him most of it (What do you leave out?)
>C. Refuse
>D. Leave
>E. Write in

>>39859231
>A. Tell him everything

>>39859098
Fuck me...

You wrote a note and stuck it on the outside of your door, informing Bulma and the crew you were going to visit Kami. Not sure what happened there.

>>39859231
>A. Tell him everything

>>39859231
>A. Tell him everything
Let's be honest here, we're a PL 200000+ Arcosian, none of Earth's defenders can even scratch us, let alone kill us.

>>39859231
>A. Tell him everything
Seems like a chill dude

>>39859231
>>A. Tell him everything

>>39859231
>E. "My people were killed by one of our own. I tried and failed to exact revenge, and now I live in constant fear." Take a sip of tea. "This is good stuff. Helps with the hangover...good booze. And good landscape. And good drinking buddies...and good tea...this is a good place."

>>39859231
>C. Refuse

Stop wasting time. We need to train or learn more about the Dragon Balls or whatever.

>>39859231
>E. Write in

How about I tell you something about me, and then you tell me something about you? We'll take turns.

>>39859231
>A. Tell him everything

>>39859231
D

"I am afraid that there are some burdens I must carry on my own, Kami. Thank you for the tea."

As cool as Kami is, let's not forget that we shouldn't blab our life story to strangers.

>>39859328

Couldn't agree more. Yeah we had a cool time drinking here so far, but let's remember that we're on a mission here.

>>39859231
>A. Tell him everything

I'm hesitant to say he'll be to us what Kaguya's Kami was to him, but we should trust him.

>>39859231
>B. The guy who controls like a quarter of the galaxy killed my family, and most of our race. Usurped my birthright. He's like a mob-connected real estate agent and construction union boss on the galactic scale.

What's your story?

>>39859231
>B. Tell him most of it (What do you leave out?)
be vague, lots of people we knew died and we lived. Don't really know him enough to say more yet... especially since we're still working for cooler.

So what's the plan for vegets? We smack them both down or let the hummies do it?

>>39859467

We ought to let Goku kill Vegeta and then kill Goku and Gohan while we're at it.

>>39859467
Easy. We binge on booze for a week straight, hold it all in, then when the Saiyans arrive we pin them down and urinate a week-long bender's worth of booze onto them.

>>39859467
we let vegeta track down the earthlings, get all high and mighty and start ranting and then say "Hey Vegeta"
Work from there.

>>39859467
If it looks like the humans are going to all die horribly we show up and make Vegeta literally piss himself with fear.

>>39859467
I'm not sure if interfering to prevent death will ultimately prevent people from reaching their true potential. like i want to make sure no one dies, because nanoha diplomacy and having an army on our side. but i dont know what it will do.

>>39859538

We'll call it the Booze-ooka!