>>39840558
>Leave now. You have to know.

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>>39840558
>You've waited years for this. You can wait a little longer.

We interrupt your regular broadcast for an emergency report
Recent scuttlebutt seems to indicate that Project Aces has something planned for the 20th anniversary of Ace Combat this year
Speculation centers on this image uploaded by Kono to his instagram
More news as it arrives

And now, live from /tg/, it's FRIDAY NIGHT!

>>39840558
>>You've waited years for this. You can wait a little longer.

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>>39840605

>>39840558
>You've waited years for this. You can wait a little longer.

>>39840558
>Leave now. You have to know.
Take a couple vacation days. We're in a pretty good job, we get those. If Sam asks, tell her we're trying to track down our long-lost dad, she'll understand.


>>39840605
>yfw HD remakes of 4/5/Zero
>who am i kidding why the fuck would anything nice ever happen

>>39840558
>Leave now. You have to know.

>Leave now. You have to know.

If we leave this to chance who knows what'll happen.

Also FUCK YEAH AC QUEST!

>>39840558
>Leave now. You have to know.

>>39840558
>You've waited years for this. You can wait a little longer.

>>39840605
>speculation
Don't get my hopes up, anon.

Otherwise, finally Friday and ACQ have come. I've been waiting since I missed last thread because it started late.

>>39840558
>Leave now. You have to know.

>>39840558
>>Other
See if we can ask for some vacation.
Also see if we can get some teammates or Jager tag along.

>>39840681
At best we'll get one person. I mean, we kinda are in an active combat zone, and we kinda are seeing action every few days. We'll get 72 hours and one tag-along, at best.

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>>39840673
Speaking of me missing last thread, before we get into plot heavy stuff, I have a surprise for the people who encouraged me to make an X-COM map.

It's not setup for proper terrain types yet, and I'm wondering if I can get someone who knows a bit more about the geography of some of the continents better to help out. Especially since I haven't played 6 or X.

>>39840714
Looking good
The northern half of Anea seems to be forest, there's two deserts at that major bay on the left and towards the narrow part of the continent, and it's otherwise kinda like the northeast

>>39840558
>>You've waited years for this. You can wait a little longer.
File for leave if we ever want to run off.

>>39840605
I'm hyped. I don't care if it's a letdown, if for only an instant, hope to the franchise has come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UANlAn2AbqM

Going from a Joystick and keyboard to a PS controller is freaking weird.

>>39840779
Welcome to Ace Combat
It's actually kinda intuitive once you've played for a bit

>>39840558
>>Leave now. You have to know.

>>39840779
Going from a PS controller to keyboard and mouse ruined me for Vector Thrust. Finally got Better DS3 working proper, so I can switch back.

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>>39840779
I'm actually really good at Vector Thrust, but as soon as I switch my Logitech for a Dualshock everything goes to shit.

>>39840826
>VT
>Keyboard and mouse
Don't. Just don't. Get an actual joystick, a Logitech is gonna be $30-40, and then keep that around for Star Citizen or Elite Dangerous.

>>39840862
...who the hell is on that Bombcat?
On a related note, does anyone have the pic of the Fronk Bombcat someone found in VT?

Russia did nothing wrong.

>>39840558
>>You've waited years for this. You can wait a little longer.

>>39840558
>>Other

"Pack your bags, we're leaving NOW"

"I don't mean you, uncle, im' on the phone wiht my boyfriend! And tell samantah i need vacation time!"

>>39840558
>>You've waited years for this. You can wait a little longer.

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>>39840896
Check filename. It's only best Love Live.

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>>39841022
Love live a shit
Puchis forever

>>39841022
Nico-Nicotiiineeee!

>>39841045
Well if you can find me some iM@s skins for VT, I'll gladly use them. Until then, NICO NICO NII~

>>39841091
Someone's bound to have modded in at least a few of the IM@S skins by now
It's not like VT isn't just offbrand AC

>>39841124
But I'm too lazy to look. Besides, Ritsuko is really the only good iM@s, the rest are only good for meat toilet duty.

>>39841138
Mah brother of Afro-American descent. Producer idols forever!

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>>39841138
...there are so many things wrong with you I don't know where to start
Besides, Ritsuko gets the Hornet
Even Miss 72cm gets a better plane in the Strike Eagle
And the airhead gets the F-22
You've got some problems, buddy

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>>39840558
You had to leave now. You had to know. The thought of an entire life of uncertainty coming to an end was just too tempting. You immediately rush over to Samantha's office, where your superior was busy filing more paperwork. She had been busy trying to get in ops for Atlas' battle with Dahl and OB over the Vault, but was continually being rebuffed, much to her frustration.

"Oh, Karla. What do you need?" Samantha asks, not even looking up from her work.

"Samantha, I need a really big favor." You shift uncomfortably. "I'm requesting an immediate temporary leave of absence."

THAT gets Samantha's attention, and she slowly looks up, her gaze suspicious.

"I suppose you have a good reason for this." She says quietly.

You silently debate whether you should tell her about your missing father. She might ask questions, and maybe find out about the two Trinity missiles he stole. While you don't doubt she was sympathetic to your cause, she still was a cog in the corporate machine...

>Tell her you have a lead on your missing father.
>Just tell her you have a "family emergency".
>Other

>>39841209
>Just tell her you have a "family emergency".

It's technically true

>>39841209
>>Just tell her you have a "family emergency".
Well it is somewhat true.

>>39841209
>>Just tell her you have a "family emergency".
Something something Uncle is crazy and I need to prove something to him.

>>39841209
>>Tell her you have a lead on your missing father.

>>39841209
>>Tell her you have a lead on your missing father.

>>39841174
I'm going to dig out a special rant, just for you, about why Idols are shit and Ritsuko is best. Just you wait.

>>39841209
>Tell her you have a lead on your missing father.
We owe her a pretty big favor now.

>>39841209
>>Tell her you have a lead on your missing father.
Add Puppy Eyes, tear, and how you can't missed this clue.

>>39841138
Sup ShindoL, Hakaba, Fatalpulse.

>>39841209
>Tell her you have a lead on your missing father.

Yo Merc, are we going alone or can we bring Jager?

Our assets need protecting.

>>39841209
>Tell her you have a lead on your missing father.

>>39841209
>Tell her you have a lead on your missing father
leave out the details of the lead involving any missiles

>>39841209
>Tell her you have a lead on your missing father.

>>39841209
>Tell her you have a lead on your missing father.

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>>39841174
Y'know why I like Idols?

Think about what they are, what it represents. Idols are popular because they're cute, or moe, or because their drooling legions of otaku fans maintain fantasies of waifus. Not because singing, that's ancillary.

Do you know how *demeaning* that is? To have this tacit acceptance that your entire multi-million dollar worth basically boils down to getting up on a stage and parading around? Smiling and making heart-shapes with your hand? People don't like aidorus because of who they are, most of them don't give two shits about their feelings or their innermost dreams or whatever.

And, even more, just *one* idol has a net worth in the multiple millions. This is a culture, one shaped by ours, that will place multiple-fucking-millions on a cute smile, a manufactured persona, and a set of pettankos. Isn't that completely fucked up?

Who they are, as a person, is completely fucking irrelevant; As long as it's cute, it'll sell.

And *that* is why Idolmaster ero-doujins are best ero-doujins. Well, no. Love Live is also a strong competitor, because while the im@s might love their job, the Lovelives are literally doing it for the money. The entire concept of an idol is incredibly satisfying, on a psychological level.

Furthermore, this is why Ritsuko is best IM@S; Because she perpetuates this. Ritsuko is the Producer's assistant who moonlights as an idol; Usually though, she handles the business side of things. Think about it; P-san grooms these girls into mindless singing cute things and Ritsuko pushes them out onto the stage with Zenis in her eyes. How is that anything but bestgirl, especially amidst a horde of mindless singing cute stock characters?

>>39841394
Wtf is this? What caused this guys?

>>39841394
Wow
For a moment I though we'd been raided by /@/

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>>39841394
Okay.

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>>39841209
"Well, I recently got a lead on my missing, deadbeat dad." You sigh. "So I have a chance to track him down and either hug him or punch him in the face. Whatever I'm feeling at the time."

>roll 1d20. The higher the better!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39841449
Rollan.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39841449
Let's see if I still remember how to do this

>>39841449

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39841449

Rolled 19, 20, 13, 3, 11, 6, 16, 20, 10, 7, 19, 1, 2 = 147 (13d20)

>>39841449

>>39841465
SACK OF SHHIIIIT

>>39841465
You

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39841449

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>>39841465
Fuck me.

>>39841465
Great, now we got to go AWOL and trope our squad to back us up

>>39841465
Fuck you.

Also this makes no sense to roll dice on at all.

>>39841490
>Roll to convince

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>>39841465
Damn it....

>>39841449
Why is she lifting her skirt? How lewd

>>39841449
Why are we even rolling for this?

>>39841499
Convince what? It's a legit reason to seek some leave time.

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Karla and Wild Cards wearing pic related when?

Dammit Captcha, I know what a pizza is!

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>>39841465
Haha, you're lucky I'm not considering crits for this!

>>39841516
Because I'm a whore for dice and randomly generated situations.

>>39841394

To be honest, I thought it was the QM's update.

>>39841516
Probably to get her off our case about the Trinity warheads dad stole or something

>>39841523
When merc runs a MGR quest

>>39841516
Yes, but sometimes it takes more than a good reason to have your employer let you take a day off when you might be needed most.

>>39841523
When it's not as lewd as that.

>>39841550
Oh god he's posted it
May the bureaucracy have mercy on our souls

>>39841550
>Haha, you're lucky I'm not considering crits for this!
Oh thank Christ for that, why do you scare us and play with our heart so much Merc?

>>39841394
The hell? You talk about how demeaning it is to be an idol, and then praise the enabler? That's fucked up.

>>39841507
She's trying to contain feathers. Lewdness wasn't her intention.

>>39841516
Convince the boss that it is a legit reason when we're supposed to be fighting.

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>>39841523
I'd prefer something more like this, except for those stupid looking heels.

>>39841523
Next Week, perhaps.

>>39841550
>tfw helped design the Photos
>tfw Anontech will never return to us
>tfw MEQ is dead

Damnit I'm sad now, I miss Daniel and Steinerwaifu and the small awesome team of mech engineers.

>>39841591
>The hell? You talk about how demeaning it is to be an idol, and then praise the enabler? That's fucked up.

Have you forgotten where you are? This is 4chan; 'fucked up' is normal here. All the *really* fucked up people have long since moved on.

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>>39841449
"Hmmmmmm." Samantha frowns as she narrows her eyes. "I'll allow it, but not without escort."

"Escort?" You blink.

"You think I'm going to let one of my star pilots run off on her own when OB has a price on your head?" Samantha rolls her eyes. "I'll task Jager to keep an eye on your while you're away. Maybe he can help with the punching. You have any objection to that?"

"N-no." You shake your head.

"Good." Samantha sighs. "I suppose you can bring one of your wingmates along, too. Not like we've been terribly busy these days, anyways."

>Lara
>Lilian
>Amy
>None

>>39841622
>Amy

Both sides of the war are going to meet

>>39841612
Me too, friend. Me too.

>>39841622
>>Amy

>>39841622
>Lilian

>>39841622
>>None
Final Destination.

In before Tarin sneaks in.

>>39841585
uouɐ ʇɐɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝʇɐl ooʇ s,ʇI

>>39841622
>>None

Sorry, it's too juicy.

>>39841612
I know your pain, anon

>>39841604
I was originally going to try and argue that heels are never stupid. And then I saw the heels in this picture.

The rest of the suit is fine, if has to be a skintight, G Gundam suit. But those stupid heels make her foot look broken.

>>39841622
>Whichever one we usually do the yuri shenanigans with
Or none, for husbando time.

>>39841622
>>None

>>39841622
>Amy

>>39841622
>Lara
Because best friend and best boy should get to know each other.

>>39841662
>>Whichever one we usually do the yuri shenanigans with
So, either Amy or Lara?

>>39841622
>None
Super sekret sneaking mission with husbando Jaeger? This is too funny to pass up!

>>39841622
Let's roll with
>None

>>39841622
>None

>>39841657
Just embrace the inevitable Revengeance joke

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>39841622
>Lara
>Lilian
rolling a dice for which

>>39841622
>>Lilian

>>39841622
>Amy
Amy Amy Amy Amy

>>39841657
If anything, I'd like the soles in the foot part of the suit to have a small flat heel like in boots.

>>39841721
Tama-San Tama-San Tama-San Tama-San Tama-San Tama-San Tama-San Tama-San

Out of curiousity, why are we bringing Amy along? She's more flustered by us, and I don't think we've actually done anything yuri with her. Just seems kinda silly that we'd take her instead of Lara, who not only could make things extra funny on top of best boy traveling with us, but is also a good keeper of mood.

Lilian I understand why not, traveling alone I understand why, but why Amy?

>>39841823
Because her dad's a Belkan war vet like ours?
Fuck if I know

>>39841622
>Amy

>>39841622
>Amy

>>39841823
My guess? They're looking for an excuse to punch Dad in the face.

>>39841622
>None

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>>39841622
Welp, looks like we got a tie between Amy and None. Time for a runoff vote!

>Amy
>None

>>39841998
>None

>>39841823
Because anons want more flustered and awkward Amy?

And stop giving me Pizza, captcha!

>>39841998
>Amy

>>39841998
>>None

>>39841998
>Amy

>>39841998
>Amy

>>39841998
>Amy

>>39841998
>Amy

>>39841998
>none

>>39841998
>None

>>39841998
>>Amy

THOSE CANARDS ON THAT RAPTOR ARE RETARDED

>>39841998
>Amy

>>39841998
>Amy

>>39841998
>none

>>39841998
>None

>>39841998
>Amy
Yo, Buddy!

>>39841998
>>None

>>39841998
>None

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>>39841998
>Amy!

And judging by all the idols and skintight uniforms it looks like we're in for a "PR" episode at some point.

>>39841998
All right, stopping voting here so I can count them!

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>>39842183
SOON

>>39842183
Mudhen, wanna make skintight show next week?

>Another pizza
Goddamnit captcha stop with pizza!

>>39842183
Oh the press is gonna have a field day with awesome paintjobs for the planes and the hot/cute pilots flying them.

>>39842225

You should eat pizza then. That's the only course of action!

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>>39842225
So I'm not the only one with a captcha obsessed with pizzas?

>>39842278
Damn it, Now I have to got a pizza.

>>39842278
no your not, though occasionally mine thinks cake is beer

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>>39841998
"I guess Amy can come along, too." You say.

"All right, I'll arrange it." Samantha grins. "I'll arrange a passenger flight to take the three of you out to wherever you need to go, unless you want to go in your own planes?"

>We'll just take the passenger flight.
>We'll go in our own planes.
>Other

>>39842381
how would Jager fly with us if we took our own planes?

>>39842381
>Other

Take our off planes

>>39842381
>>We'll just take the passenger flight.

>>39842381
>We'll go in our own planes.

>>39842381
>>We'll just take the passenger flight.
Let's try Business Class!

>>39842381
>We'll go in our own planes.

Might as well

>>39842392
Amy's Super Bug is the F, so it has extra seating

>>39842381
>>We'll just take the passenger flight.

I still think we wasted a perfect time for us to be alone with Jager.

>>39842392
Back seat?

That said, >>39842381
>we'll go in our own planes

>>39842392
He'd fly separately, of course.

>>39842422
in that case
>>39842381
>>We'll just take the passenger flight.
stick together

we can also join the mile high club

>>39842381
>>We'll just take the passenger flight.

>>39842422
Last time he is fly his own plane he wrecked a city...
oh wait, wrong quest.

>>39842422
>inb4 Jager's flying business class drinking some expensive drink while watching the latest movie.

I swear Captcha is summoning a Pizza Elder God....

>>39842381
>We'll go in our own planes.

>>39842324
Wait, beer isn't liquid cake?

And my CAPTCHA has the pizza bug too.

>>39842450
I am cooking a pizza right now. I can't take this any more.

>>39842381
>>We'll just take the passenger flight.
Mile high club HO!

>>39842495
Give pics
Feed the dark Captcha god

>>39842450
Either its Donatello and gang taking over google captcha or Scott doing some FNAF viral marketing

>Pizza Captcha
of course...

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>>39842381
>We'll just take the passenger flight

>>39842225
Sounds like a good plan!
Captcha: 655
Night everyone, thanks for the run, Merc.

>>39842505
It's still baking.

>>39842559
What kind of pizza are we talking about?

Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Deluxe, etc.?

Ace Combat Quest: where we debate Idols and Pizza. And then fly some planes, but only after you've eaten more than 30 minutes ago.

>>39842616
Shoulda been here when it was
Ace Combat Quest: It's actually a /ksg/ offshoot

>>39842584
Deluxe with some extra toppings I put on it.

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>>39842381
You look awkwardly at the private charter plane sitting on the tarmac, a bit unsure of what to do. Do you wait for the others to arrive? Do you just board and wait? You were used to flying these things, not actually riding in them!

"Yo, Karla, what are you doing just standing out here? You look like a chicken with its head cut off." Amy smirks at her own joke as she walks up, in casual clothes and slinging an duffel bag over her shoulder.

"Just waiting for everybody else." You shrug nonchalantly.

"Where are we going, anyways? Samantha told me it was something about tracking down your deadbeat dad?" Amy cracks her knuckles. "Gonna be spending 'quality time' with him?"

"Maybe." You chuckle at the thought. "Anyways, we're flying down to Rutherford."

"Huh, never been there." Amy shrugs. "Guess it'll be an experience."

"Karla. Amy." Jager greets you both as he arrives. He's dressed very professionally in a suit and tie, like some sort of private bodyguard. Then again, that was kind of why he was coming along. "Let's get going, then."

He stops by the stairs leading up into the plane and motions for the both of you to go first.

"Maaaaaan, I'm so jealous!" Amy whispers in your ear as the two of you head up the stairs, safely out of earshot from Jager. "How come you get to hang out with a stud like that?!"

>Luck, I guess.
>Because of my superior Belkan charms, of course.
>Other

>>39842811
>>Because of my superior Belkan charms, of course.

He has Lieutenants Amy

>>39842811
>Because of my superior Belkan charms, of course.

Smug as fuck

>>39842811
>>Because of my superior Belkan charms, of course.
We Belkans can subconsciously know when we're into each other.

>>39842811
>Other
"He's got some subordinates. Want to look through them to see if there's any ones you want?"

>>39842811
>Luck, I guess.

>>39842811
>>Because of my superior Belkan charms, of course.

>>39842811
>>Because of my superior Belkan charms, of course.

>>39842811
>Because of my superior Belkan charms, of course.

>>39842811
>>Because of my superior Belkan charms, of course.

Don't worry I did promise you a bed warmer

>>39842811
>Because of my superior Belkan charms, of course.

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>>39842811
"It's all because of my superior Belkan charms, of course." You give a smug grin. "A mere Ustian like you can never hope to match me!"

"Ha ha, very funny." Amy grumbles.

"Ah, don't worry about it!" You pat your wingmate on the back. "You'll find a nice bedwarmer someday!"

"Hmph." Amy huffs as she enters the plane before you.

"I get the feeling she doesn't like you." Jager says as he catches up.

"Nah, she's just sexually frustrated all the time." You explain.

"I AM NOT." You hear her yell from inside.

"I can see you two get along very well." Jager nods.

"Oh, don't you start getting cute with me!" You slap him on the shoulder.

"This is gonna be a long flight..." Amy sighs.

You settle into your seat as the plane prepares to take off. You see Amy plant some earphones on and closes her eyes as she leans back in her seat, obviously catching up on her sleep. You meanwhile take a seat next to Jager.

"So, I hear we're going out to find your father?" Jager asks.

"Yeah, I guess Samantha told you?"

"That's right." He nods. "Do you want to talk about it, or is it too sensitive an issue for you?"

>I don't want to talk about it.
>Tell him what you know about Dad.
>Other

>>39843091
>>Tell him what you know about Dad.
We told Samantha, might as well tell our husbando.

>>39843091
>Tell him what you know about Dad.

Full disclosure

>>39843091
>>Tell him what you know about Dad.

Pizza.....

>>39843091
>>Tell him what you know about Dad.

>>39843121
PIZZA!!

>>39843091
>Tell him what you know about Dad.

>>39843091
>Tell him what you know about Dad.

>>39843121
>>39843142
Pizza for the Pizza God! Sauce for the Sauce Throne!

>>39843121
>"My dad left when I was just Pizza years old..."
>"Karla, are you having a stroke?"
>"What?! No, I'm fine, why?"
>"You just said your Dad left you when you were pizza years old..."
>"Well, yeah, and not I'm sandwich years old. Jeez, as a Mayo year old, you'd think you'd know how we count, Jager."

The pizza gods will interfere.

>>39843091
>>Tell him what you know about Dad.


Pizza..

>>39843091
>I don't want to talk about it.

>>39843091
>Tell him what you know about Dad.

>>39843091
>Tell him what you know about Dad.

>>39843121
My pizza is done. Oh, I love it so much...

>>39843308
Post pics
Now

>>39843343
But I'm eating it!

>>39843398
PICS
NOW

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>>39843091
"Ah, well, what is there to say? I hardly knew him at all." You smile bitterly. "All I really know is that he was a pilot in the Belkan War. Served with distinction until near the end of the war where he went MIA, and everybody assumed he was shot down."

"Evidently, that wasn't the case." Jager points out.

"Yeah, I came across evidence that he might have deserted Belka, or at least crashed his plane somewhere near Rutherford."

"Yeah, it makes sense. A lot of Belkans started to desert when the end became evident." Jager nearly spits the words out. "Didn't have the guts to face up to what they did and accept responsibility."

>You're totally right.
>I don't think it's that simple.
>Other

>>39843418
>I don't think it's that simple.

We've been over this

>>39843418
>>I don't think it's that simple.
It's never simple.

>>39843418
>I don't think it's that simple.

>>39843418
>I don't think it's that simple.

>>39843398
>>39843410
If fluff not posting the pic now, there will be Bite of '15 happened to him soon.

>>39843418
>>I don't think it's that simple.
"If only. I got feeling there are something else...."

>>39843418
>I don't think it's that simple.

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>>39843418
>I don't think it's that simple.
>>39843410
>>39843451
I'm real leery about giving out any visual hints about me, but this is as close as to what I am eating. Besides, a good deal of it is gone.

>>39843490
Eh, good enough

>>39843451
>Bite of '15
No
Remove Freddy
He's making a fourth one goddammit

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>>39843418
>I don't think it's that simple.
Shoot him a knowing look.

>>39843497
And Fifth
And Sixth....

>>39843541
It never ends... As long as it makes money for it creators

>>39843418
>I don't think it's that simple.

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>>39843541
Mr. Bones rises...

Holy fuck captcha's on a 20 pizza streak

>>39843587
sheeit, hadnt seen the original

>>39843644
The wild ride never ends

>>39843418
>Other
Hey, you think the pilot will let us take a trick at the yoke? Tell him the name of our old employer and say we'd give a letter of recommendation if they want

>>39843812
You mean the dudes we basically walked out on?
Why the fuck would this guy want to go from flying private jets for rich people to flying airliners?

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>>39843418
"I don't think it's that simple." You frown. "I mean, from what I can tell, my Dad was ordered to launch a nuclear attack on Oured? I mean, what else would he do in that situation?"

"That's true." Jager nods then pauses. "Wait, a nuclear attack?"

"Yeah, some kind of portable V weapon, that was stored in the Vault we destroyed." You explain. "But since Oured isn't a glass crater, I think it's safe to assume that he never fired those off."

"I see. Yeah, that might change things." Jager admits.

"But really, I just need to KNOW. Like, is he actually alive? Or did he not make it? The uncertainty has been eating me up since forever..."

"If I can somehow help, I'll gladly do it." Jager nods. "You can count on me."

"Thanks." You smile as you rest your head on Jager's shoulder."

---

"So... is this the place?" Amy frowns as she looks out the window at a small farmhouse in the middle of a field.

"Probably." You nod. "My Uncle did his research. This farmhouse actually does not show up on local records, or at least doesn't have a registered owner, yet it's clearly inhabited. Also wasn't using utilities until shortly after the Belkan War ended. Kind of a lot of coincidences, if you tell me."

"Your Uncle is kinda scary." Amy frowns.

"Oh, he is." You grin.

"Girls, we have a problem." Jager frown as the car pulls to a stop. Up in front is a small iron gate, locked shut with a thick chain and padlock and a sign reading TRESPASSER WILL BE SHOT hanging off it.

"How inviting." Amy says sarcastically.

"We'll have to go on foot the rest of the way." Jager gets out of the car, opens up the truck, and arms himself with a rifle. "I suggest you girls arm yourselves, as well."

"Whoa, I thought we were here to talk, not start a fight!" Amy frowns.

>Go in armed.
>Just carry concealed weapons.
>Don't carry any weapons.
>Other

>>39843850
>Just carry concealed weapons.

>>39843850
>>Just carry concealed weapons.
At least a knife or a pistol/derringer

>>39843850
>Don't carry any weapons.

Nothing to shoot about
And we cannot innafirearms

>>39843850
>Just carry concealed weapons.

>>39843850
>>Just carry concealed weapons.

>>39843850
>Just carry concealed weapons.

>>39843850
>Just carry concealed weapons.
If we're within shooting distance, we're within shouting distance. Let's introduce ourselves.

>>39843868
>And we cannot innafirearms
Uhh yeah we can, remember when Jager was teaching us and we 20'd on how well we handled a pistol?

we hasguns

>>39843850
>>Just carry concealed weapons.

>>39843897
Oh yeah
We're hasgunz now

>>39843850
>>Just carry concealed weapons.

>>39843850
>Just carry concealed weapons.

>>39843850
>Just carry concealed weapons.

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>Concealed Weapons
>Not carrying a G11 raided from the Vault we found
It's like you guys don't even want to have cool Belkan Space Magic guns. Caseless ammo and decent accuracy, plus no recoil until after 3 round burst has gone off.

Also, this is the closest I feel like we're getting to a Jager day/limelight thread, so I'm loving everything no matter what.

>>39843981
Jager can conceal a SMG11

>>39843990
Either that or a H&K SMGI/II, yes there is a difference

>>39843981
But anon, we didn't find Belkan Space Magic guns, we found Belkan Space Magic rations.

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>>39844022
>>39843990
Maybe he has one of these?

>>39844022
So basically an improved MP5, though? That's not nearly as cool as abandoned space guns.

>>39844037
-We- didn't. But Asset protection might have.

>>39843840
Because commercial pilots like these are paid significantly less than airline pilots. They are hired on a case by case basis and at low rates, paid extra by how much they are, in a sense, tipped by who they carry.
Source: myself, attending business major at Embry Riddle Aeronautical University

>>39844048
still an abandoned space gun, though the SMG11 would be sweet

>>39840714
Sorry I showed up late. Is this some sort of minecraft editor?

>>39844094
He's trying to reproduce Strangereal in the original XCOM, and that's his progress on the map so far

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>>39844094
Nope, X-COM: UFO Defense world map editor. AKA, the original X-COM. Which, I might need to repoly all of Verusea because it's not a detailed enough continent. Osea I think is my best, and it's my third try at making, Usea is meh, Anea I have no idea what looks like what so I'm okay with. But Verusea came out the worst.

>>39844135
Actually, you got Anea pretty down
Just need to reflect how much of a shithole Estovakia is, and it's gold
Usea needs much more desert towards the Western tip, and the north should be icier-see Breaking Arrows and Whiskey Corridor for reference

>>39844167
Ah, yeah, I need to add terrains to Osea. But at least it'll look a little more organic, hopefully. Also need to see what the heck Fato and those other countries are like on the other side of Belka. Sapin is apparently mostly mountains, and I have the mountain range through B7R. Also need to touch up Usea, but that'll come after terrains on Osea and repoly-ing Verusea.

Anea I've really given up on for now because at that altitude, the distortion sky rockets for warping when the game makes a globe. So I tried widening it a bit, but stopped because it's a bitch and I'm not too good anyhow.

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>>39844135

>UFO Defense world map editor

Wild Cards shooting down ayyys when?

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>>39844135

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>>39844310
When this is finished and I decide to try and mod in some specialty fighters.

And hopefully I don't just suck at everything.

>>39844315
StrangeBelka? Doesn't help with geographical features though. Unless you just want the entirety of Osea to be mountains or some shit.


Speaking of me sucking, I may have forgotten North Point in the last few versions.... Whoops. Fixed and applied quick terrains to Usea for now. Will probably touch up later to make it look less sucky.

>>39843850
"We don't want to provoke him. Let's just go with concealed weaponry." You suggest.

Jager just gives you a skeptical look before stowing the rifle back into the trunk.

"Whatever you say." He grunts, obviously unhappy with your choice. Instead, he takes out three handguns and divides them among you. Both you and Amy hide yours under your coats, while Jager slides his into a prepared holster.

"You girls ready?" He asks.

Both you and Amy nod.

"Good, then stay behind me." Jager effortlessly vaults over the waist high gate, and helps both you and Amy clamber over it.

"Jeez, you make it look so easy." Amy grunts.

"That's because it is for me." He points out.

"Way to rub it in." She sighs.

You take the chance to take in your surroundings. You were surrounded by large grass fields with some light tree cover scattered around. You get the ugly feeling that if someone wanted to shoot at you, you'd be completely exposed. However, none of you encounter any resistance.

"It's quiet." You muse.

"Too quiet." Jager grunts. Your little group was now just a handful of meters away from the farmhouse. "You two stay back. I'll go check it out."

>Let Jager handle things.
>You should handle this yourself
>You all approach together.
>Other

>>39844315
>Strangereal New Zealand doesn't look any different

>>39844401
>You all approach together.

>>39844401
>>Let Jager handle things.
Don't be a hero, but death flags ahoy.

>>39844401
>You all approach together.

>>39844405
Yeah, NZ, Antarctica, and Greenland seem directly lifted
And the Western half of Verusea looks a lot like Europe

>>39844401
>>Let Jager handle things.
We'll cover him.

>>39844401
>>Let Jager handle things.
Ready to support him.
and breach and clear

>>39844401
>>You should handle this yourself

>>39844401
>You should handle this yourself
Nothing kills a relationship like your boyfriend murdering your dad.

>>39844417
I can't unsee the western part of Usea being Canada and Alaska.

Usea just looks weird, but it also has the great lakes.

>>39844401
>Let Jager handle things.

>>39844401
>You should handle this yourself

>>39844443
...you sure you don't mean middle Osea?

>>39844401
>You should handle this yourself
Like I said, if we're in shooting distance, we're in shouting distance. Given that we don't want to shoot, well...

>>39844401
>>You should handle this yourself

>>39844475
I do mean Osea. Forgive me, it's 3am here and I'm running on batshit insanity to keep me working on this map. I refuse to start this idea and not see it through like loads of other simple shit I think up.

>>39844522
Welcome to the club, East Coaster
Thank god it's Saturday, and I don't have work

>>39844401
>You should handle this yourself

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>>39844531
Undefeated of the East(Coast)!

>>39844630
Hell yeah brotha
You seen that Agar.io stuff?

>>39844644
Just looked it up, since I haven't before you mentioned it. What in the world am I looking at?

Multiplayer Osmos or whatever that old game is called?

>>39844691
Pretty much
Eat it if it's smaller
Avoid it if it's bigger
Go US East and pick some AC-related name

>>39844726
BelkaStronk was destroyed. Apparently Belka not so Stronk

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Merc dead. Post Lewds.

>>39844401
"You two wait here. He might recognize me." You say.

"Might?" Both Jager and Amy raise an eyebrow skeptically.

"Well, better than three strangers walking up, making him feel outnumbered." You point out. "And no offense Jager, but you're pretty damn intimidating."

"None taken."

You break cover and approach the farmhouse very, VERY carefully. However, you pause when you hear a gunshot, and a puff of dirt explodes no more than a meter in front of you.

"One more step and the next one is between your eyes." You hear a voice grunt from within the farmhouse. "No turn around and go away. And take your two friends with you."

"Wait!" You yelp. "Does the name Karla Weiss mean anything to you?"

There's a loooooooong silence. Finally, you hear the sound of numerous locks begin undone and the front door of the farmhouse swings open to show a fairly aged man, with prematurely whitened hair. He looks at you with a suspicious eye.

"How do you know that name?" He grunts, his hunting rifle still pointed at you.

"It's mine, after all." You say simply.

The grizzled old man lowers his rifle, a look of disbelief on his face.

"Is it really you, Karla?" He whispers, stumbling forward.

"Dad." You respond, walking towards him.

>Hug
>PUNCH
>Other

>>39845046
>Hug and THEN punch

>>39845046
>>PUNCH

>>39845046
>>PUNCH
And then you hug him.

>>39845046
>>PUNCH

>>39845049
Seconding

>>39845046
>>Hug
>>PUNCH

>>39845046
>PUNCH

>>39845046
>Hug, then PUNCH

>>39845046
>>PUNCH
>>Hug

>>39845046
>PUNCH
THIS IS FOR MOM YOU ASSHOLE!

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Whilst you all hugpunch, I'm hitting the hay. 4am is a good stopping point for me. Verusea's desert is slightly fixed, tried to make Usea look less shitty, Osea should be next to terrain map before final adjustments get sent around to make it more official. If anyone wants to save these and recolor them how they think the geography looks, I'll do my best to edit the map to reflect as such.

>Captcha: Burritos
Silly Captcha, a footlong isn't a burrito.

>>39845046
>Punch
Then
>Hug

>>39841550
Now I can't help but wonder what a real critfail bureaucracy roll would be like. Paperwork?

Also depending on the colour settings of your screen you guys may not have noticed that I also drew the irises. But your brain did

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>>39845154
You've done good Mapanon.

Real good

>>39845046
>Hug tackle

>>39845046

Hugpunch him.

[DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY INTENSIFIES]

>>39845046
>>Hug
>PUNCH
>Hug

We really need to ask what happened to his plane, unless he hid it inside the barnhouse....

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>>39845046
You stride up and punch you father in the face as hard as you can, sending him spinning and dropping to the dirt.

"THAT'S FOR LEAVING ME AND MOM, ASSHOLE!" You bellow, venting out years of pent up frustration. God it felt so GOOD.

"I probably deserved that." Dad nods, massaging his jaw.

And then you drop down to you knees and hug him.

"But I'm glad to see you're still alive." You smile.

You suddenly feel your shirt getting warm and wet, and you see your father sobbing in your shoulder.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I wanted to come home, I really did, but..." He sniffs. "I couldn't leave this place. I just couldn't."

By this point, both Amy and Jager had come out of the trees to investigate, but are smart enough to keep your distance as both you and your father vent your pent up emotions.

Fuck, you promised that you wouldn't cry, but you pretty much failed anyways as your eyes start tearing up as well.

"You've grown into a wonderful woman, Karla." Dad sighs. "And I'm sorry I missed all of it."

"What was so important that you'd stay out in this wasteland for 25 years?" You ask curiously.

"I'll show you." Dad finally stands up and glances at Amy and Jager. "Do you trust these two?"

"Why my life." You say.

"Okay, they can come, too." Dad wipes the last of the tears out of his eyes and heads for a distant barn. You, Amy, and Jager follow. "What I'm about to show you, CANNOT tell a single soul of this. Is that clear?"

The three of you nod.

(cont)

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>>39845269
Dad then unlocks the chain binding the bar doors closed and throws them open. Inside, you see and old, beaten up Flanker with tiger stripes, and two very familiar, massive cruise missiles stowed under the wings.

"The last two Trinity missiles." You frown.

"You know of them?" Dad gasps.

"We found the Vault you took them from. That's how we managed to track you down." You explain.

"Looks valuable." Jager leans in to get a closer look. "Interested in selling them?"

"NO." Dad grunts. "Wasn't sure how to safely dispose or destroy them, so the best I could do was keep them hidden away and hope nobody found them."

>Don't worry, we can make good use of them.
>Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them.
>We won't tell anybody about this.
>Other

>>39845277
>Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them.

>>39845277
>>Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them.

>>39845277
>Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them.

>>39845277
>>Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them.

"Oh, and I think someone is also using your paint scheme"

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>>39845277
>>Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them.
Trust us!
I even know an expert to safely dispose them!

>>39845294
Oh yeah, this.
Mention our weird experience.

>Pizza
GOddamnit captcha....

>>39845277
>>Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them.

>>39845277
>Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them.

>>39845294
>"Oh, and I think someone is also using your paint scheme"
That was a vision, it wasn't real.

>>39845294
Stupid halloween themed thread vision thing that somehow became a legit plot point.

Biggest gripe I have.

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>Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them.
What would even be worth using them on at this point?

>>39845154
Good job! When I play UFO Defense I always put my first base in Crete, my second in the central US and the third on Borneo. That strategy gives pretty good radar coverage over the majority of funding nations. With this map I would have to totally rethink my strategy. Also:

>4am
>everyone's face when

>>39845330

I was thinking we could fly the plane and fire them at the vault being fought over by Atlas, Dahl and OB

>>39845355
This is actually a rather good idea.

Then if anyone gets on our tits about it, we can just say we were testing experimental tech and we're terribly sorry and blah blah blah.

Two birds with one stone.

>>39845355
>>39845362
And accidently vapor Lilian's BF in progress (he is in Dahl right)?

>>39845277
>>Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them.

It´s perfect for destroying vaults.

>>39845362

No, in and out only.

This is a plane in old belkan colours. Good for deniability.

>>39845277
>>Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them.

>>39845379
Actually yeah, this is better.

>>39845355
>This kills the Butterflies

>>39845406
>inb4 someone said "good riddance"

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>>39845277
"Don't worry, we can safely dispose of them." You say. "We uh, actually have a good idea of their blast radius."

"You do?" Dad raises an eyebrow.

"We kinda blew the third warhead up."

"I see." Dad nods. "And your friends here?"

"Oh right, we never introduced each other!" You nod and point to Amy. "This is Amy. She's one of my wingmates, and a Warthog driver."

"Pleasure to meet you." Dad smiles and shakes her head. Amy just glares at him suspiciously. "Did... did I say something wrong?"

"Nah, she's just Ustian." You say.

"Ah, nobody's perfect." Dad nods without missing a beat.

"Great, now I gotta deal with two assholes!" Amy rolls her eyes.

"And this young man?" Dad asks, nodding to Jager.

"Oh, that's Jager. Works at the same company I do, though he focuses on ground ops."

"Pleasure to meet you, sir." Jager salutes.

Dad just looks at you, and then back to Jager a couple of times.

"You two aren't..."

>We're totally dating.
>We're not dating... yet.
>We're not together or anything...
>Other

>>39845412
good riddance

>>39845433
>We're not dating... yet.

>>39845433
>>We're totally dating.

>>39845433
>>We're totally dating.
This is the closest thing to a date we're having right now.

>>39845433
>>Other

Ask again when you made up for the birthdays you missed

>>39845362
How about no, that's a fucking retarded idea, especially when we have friends on both sides in that conflict.

Why don't you vote for putting a gun to Jagers head and pulling the trigger next you flaming retard.

>>39845433
>We're not dating... yet.

>>39845433
>We're totally dating.
"...please don't kill him."

>>39845433
>We're totally dating.