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>>39814931
Tapping your scouter, you inform Jenkins to keep the ship ready for take off, Cooler had said that this wouldn't take very long, and you had no reason to doubt him there. With a slight bit of hesitation before leaving, you make the decision to spray a bit of cologne on yourself, better safe than sorry when dealing with family.

Grumbling a bit, and quite frankly rather concerned about the possible reasons Cooler could have had to summon to his capital with such haste, that attitude quickly slips away as you leave your ship. Rather happy that you remembered to pack your lucky flask on the inside of your armor... just in case.

Declining the use of a hover chair the way that your Cousin Frieza does, you walk with a sense of haste towards the door away from the landing pad. The guards standing to the side and saluting you as you pass through.

Weak compared to Frieza you may be, but you're an Arcosian damn it, people still fear you for the power you have.

When you arrive in Cooler's throne room, you can't help but notice that absolutely no one else is there.

No servants

No guards

Just you and Cooler, who quite frankly seems to be in not the best mood you've ever seen him in.

Standing as you approach, Cooler walks down the steps of his throne. Grabbing your forearm with his hand, as you do the same to him, there's a brief nod on both sides.

"I have a problem at the moment Arctus, and you're currently the only one I can rely on."

Last time he said that you nearly died.

"Tell me... cousin. Have you heard of a planet known as Earth?"


>A. Yes

>B. No

>C. Write in

>>39814967
>>B. No

>>39814967
>B. No

I'm not the most conscientious astronomer out there.

>>39814967
>"No."

>>39814967
>C. What kind of drinks do they have? I might have heard of those

>>39814967
>B. No
>C. Write in
Quite an unimaginitive name, isn't it?

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Thinking for a moment, you give a reply "No Lord Cooler, I can't say that I have."

Despite the seriousness of the situation, a slight grin appears for a few moments on his face "Few have, it's a simple backwater world in the North Quadrent, not much of interest there, a relatively low tech world that didn't have much priorty."

You can't help but get the feeling there's a 'but' in there somewhere

"But that's changed just recently. The men loyal to me within my brother's forces have sent word that the planet has become a recent target of a few little monkeys that don't know how to properly obey orders."

Monkeys... must be Saiyan survivors then, the Cold family always referred that near extinct race as a group of monkeys

"Normally this would be of no interest to me, when Frieza's little pets disobey orders it's generally more a source of amusemet, rather than concern. Yet the fact that Vegeta himself is evidently heading to Earth at full speed along with his subordinate is very curious, considering the average power level of that planet is no more than five, with only a few managing to reach into the hundreds."

Moving back to his throne, Cooler takes a seat, eyeing you still.

"Something on that planet is worth enough to garner the attention of the so called 'Prince of Saiyans', and if that's the case, it's enough for me be interested as well, more so than my brother currently is. Better safe than sorry, as you know dear Cousin."

You kinda liked Cooler, really, but hearing him call you that was disturbing...

"Take your ship and go to Frieza Planet 79, your men deserve some time off don't you think? Of course, if there's a private matter that needed attending, I doubt anyone would object to you acquiring a spare pod. Just a bit of investigation, learn what it is that Earth holds that is evidently so fascinating. Do this for me Arctus, and I'll make sure you are more than properly compensated for your time."

"Any questions?"

>A. Write In

>B. No

>>39815417
>>B. No

>>39815417
>No

This is a question for you though

What happened to the rest of our race in this setting

>>39815470
Bad things anon, bad things.

Involving Frieza

There's a reason Arctus doesn't like him.

>>39815417
>A. Write In

>"What do you mean by Properly Compensated?"

>>39815417
>>A. Write In
"Are the advanced enough to have figured out how to brew alcohol?"

otherwise

>B. No

>>39815495
Oh shit nigga

Its on like Donkey motherfucking kong

I got a plan now hue hue hue

>>39815519
>Arctus goes on a journey to test all the alcohol the planet has to offer
>Becomes the legendary super drunk
>Never wants to leave again

GOOD END

>>39815417
>A. Write In
>What exactly is that compensation?

I think we could use a small fortune to buy some fancy booze

>>39815417
>A. Write In

If I do find something, is there some sort of secure line that I can contact you on? I wouldn't dream of suggesting that anybody may be spying on PTO transmissions, but you never know if there's any competitors listening in.

>>39815521
>Donkey Kong
>Giant Monkey

good one anon

>>39815417
Supporting >>39815571

>>39815553
I'd imagine that to Arctus, Earth alcohol would be like moonshine/backyard brewed drinks to someone from the city.

Massively high alcohol content, burns like a motherfucker, makes you almost die or blind.

But damn if you dont drink it anyway.

>Captcha, that was a Cat, not bread, what the fuck?

>>39815571
we should hack the Saiyan's com logs as a matter of course. Someone told him something, hopefully there's a record of it.

>>39815519
>>39815417
Seconded! Gotta find if they have booze

>>39815521
Okay so here's my plan

We hate Frieza
Vegeta hates Frieza (IC this has got to bepretty obvious)
We need power
Vegetat needs power

See where I'm going?


I'm sure a backwater planet might also come to hate Frieza if we let them know what could potentially happen to them

I'm also sure there's a dead planet filled with the perfect warriors if they get their shit together

>>39815686

Man, don't ally with people who need power, we should ally with people who already have it.

That means following Cooler's orders, and when the time is right, making sure that Frieza gets murdered. Then we become heir to the throne.

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Considering who he was dealing with, Cooler probably should have expected what questions you were going to end up asking.

"Properly Compensated in what way Lord Cooler? Oh and is this Earth developed enough to have discovered the finer points of alcohol yet?" You ask with an almost childlike curiosity.

With a sigh, Cooler pinches the bridge of his nose, silently counting to ten before he gives you a reply.

"Fifty million credits directly to your account, along with access to my private storage if you so wish it... and yes Arctus, yes they are." He said with an annoyed look on his face

Well that was certainly good to know, but you did have an actual question.

"Private communication line directly to you? I can't imagine anyone would tap our conversation, but better safe than sorry, as you say."

It seemed he was rather pleased that you didn't have a third question about the addiction that you had that the rest of the family didn't like to talk about. Addition was a strong word though, a connoisseur of varying taste was more appropriate.

"I've already had the new series of scouters delivered to your ship, with a special one for you. Currently uncrackable, it should suffice for any private communications needed. Now, is there anything else before you go? Time is a factor here, with how trigger happy the saiyans are."

>A. More Questions/Write in?

>B. Leave

>C. Steal his booze on the way out.

Did you know that frieza's race apparently grow their armour?

>>39815751

Why would we ally with Vegeta? He's not even as tough as the Ginyus.

Totally below us.

>>39815755
>B. Leave

>>39815677

This is a good plan.

1. Hack Saiyan comm logs if possible.
2. Proceed to Earth at full speed.
3. Find out what Vegeta wants.
4. Report back to Cooler.

Frieza is obviously going to try to fuck with us on this so let's remember that he isn't King, Cooler is.

>>39815755
>B. Leave

Let's not fuck with the guy that can almost instantly stomp us into the ground.

>>39815755
>>B. Leave

>>39815755
>B. Leave

Consider it done, Lord Cooler.

>>39815755

>B. Leave

Let's move quick and keep the King happy.

>>39815777
>tfw Captain Ginyu has a higher PL than Arctus

>Training montage, get.

>>39815755
>B. Leave

We're good here.

>>39815802
Cold is the King. Cooler is eldest son and Frieza is youngest. But I believe Frieza is still the heir period.

>>39815852
Ginyu's 120k, Arctus is 200k.

>>39815751
I was thinking if we somehow magically brought back a race of dead warriors who'd secretly train with the people of earth into a fighting force we could challenge freiza with then Vegeta and Nappa would keep them in line due to being the strongest saiyans and that right to rule

Plus having a mutual enemy is a great equalizer between people

>>39815865

My bad, I was thinking that Cooler was King for some reason. I haven't watched the Namek saga in a real long time actually.

>>39815884
>expecting mooks to be able to do anything
>in dragonball

>>39815877
Whoops, I got Ginyu mixed up with first form Frieza again, my bad.


I'll take my whipping with pride, sir.

>>39815884

Bad strategy. Why would the Saiyans listen to us at all if they can rebel against Frieza?

If anything, we need to make sure that the Saiyans never get together and figure out how powerful they actually are, otherwise we are fucked.

>>39815908
>Not expecting mooks to keep order on the planets you own
>Not training lieutenants and second in commands from you're mooks

>>39815957
>not just being really fucking strong and doing it all yourself.

>>39815990
You can't hold down an empire all by yourself.

>>39815957

>a villain with good leadership and management skills

This would be the most shocking thing about a bad guy in the DBZ universe

>>39815948
Valid

Wasn't expecting them to listen to us but instead listen to Vegeta who'd be allied with us. Hell he technically allied with Frieza for power and he blew up his everything.

Thought he might be open to one with us to kill him. I mean its not like we blew up his planet

>>39816039
That's why everybody is so afraid of the Cooler

>>39816008
Who needs empires? When you are that strong you can just tell fuckers to give you whatever you want or you blow up their planet.

>>39816062
While true, he may hold a grudge against out whole race regardless.

>>39816039

That's the whole reason cooler is a scary villian, not because he's that super powerful himself, but because he isn't a total sociopath of a dictator. He actually trains up competant minions and shit.

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"It will be done Lord Cooler. I'll report my findings once everything on Earth has been properly monitered." You say with a small bow of respect, before turning on your heel and making your way out of the throne room.

This mission was supposed to be fairly simple, no risks whatsoever, which quite frankley was how you liked it. Strong you might be, but in comparison to the Cold family, you were nothing more than a speck of dust, fit only to serve, never to rule.

Eh, ruling was probably a lot of work anyways right?

Making your way back to the ship, you inform the crew that you'll all be heading to Frieza Planet 79, the Capital of Frieza's section of the Empire, and that all of the men will have time off to enjoy themselves in the city.

After a few quick cheers of joy they quickly settle down, and you're lifting off from the Planet. It's going to be a bit of a trip to get to Frieza Planet 79, but all in all, it was going to be a much shorter trip than travelling in a single pod would be.

Still though, there's a little inkling of danger in the back of your mind.

Vegeta.

The saiyan was no threat whatsoever to you normally, but the monkey form that Saiyans had, the power multiplication that came with it.

According to the last scans of the saiyan, Vegeta would be incredibly close to your current strength if allowed to transform.

>What would you like to do over the journey to Frieza Planet 79?

>A. Hack into the com logs from Vegeta and subbordinates

>B. Consider possible strategy for the mission and Vegeta

>C. ....Train?

>D. Write in.

>>39816119
And the second Cooler movie ruined all that

>>39816144

No it didn't because it never happened, and nothing you say can convince me otherwise.

>>39816129
>>A. Hack into the com logs from Vegeta and subbordinates

>>39816129

>A. Hack into the com logs from Vegeta and subbordinates

This seems most prudent. We can report to Cooler with some information before we even get to Earth as well, which would be great if Cooler decides to send in backup for us.

>>39816129
>A. Hack into the com logs from Vegeta and subbordinates

If we hear anything interesting, we might train, but for now, we'll listen to comms while getting drunk.


As an aside, you know what I just realized? Arctus needs to either be, or become a master of drunken fist. There is no other way we would possibly ever want to fight.

>>39816129
>A. Hack into the com logs from Vegeta and subbordinates


>B. Consider possible strategy for the mission and Vegeta

We hide behind the moon to baffle scans, then listen in to whatever's happening down there. If we deploy down there, we may have to hold some troops in reserve to intercept or disrupt any of those simulated moons they can raise up.

>C. ....Train?

Do... do we even know how to do that?

>>39816255
>Do... do we even know how to do that?

I hear you do it by not drinking, and doing some "exercise", whatever that is. It sounds absurd!

>>39816245

>drunken master

You know, what if this was our transformation process? Instead of powering up, we just get increasing sober. Obviously we would be shitfaced to start the fight...

>>39816245
Nah, I view Arctus as this cold, calculating badass who just becomes a lazy drunken moron on his off-hours.
The kind of guy who'd just sit at a bar drinking as a fight raged around him then sober up instantly and wreck face the moment something hit him or he was ordered to.

>>39816285
>>39816255

I'm telling you guys. Drunken fist.

>>39816299
>"This isn't even my final form!" Presents industrial grade alcohol from seemingly no where and begins to chug. A musical note is heard in the background. "Aaahh oow weddie to faight?"

>>39816309

We're only a drunk until we discover our true purpose, anon.

>>39816102
Yeah I know that's a possibility was just bringing it up as an option

Honestly doubt people would go with it ;_;

>>39816352
Killing Frieza?

Reviving our race?

>>39816412
I could go in with that, my fellow anon. Whether it be Cooler or ourself, we'd be in better hands.

>>39816352
>>39816412
Serving as Cooler's right hand and champion in his conquest of the multiverse, heaven and hell?

>>39816352
I half wonder if we're gonna be rolling with the Time Breakers given the seeming future vision.

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>>39816129
Your paranoia is simply getting to you, just because Cooler, Frieza, and Uncle Cold are stronger than you, doesn't mean you should have anything to fear from that upstart Vegeta

Focusing your efforts, you manage to break through the encryptions that Frieza's forces have on their databases for communications logs, hey, just because you're a drunk doesn't mean you can't be a smart drunk.

What you end up discovering frightens you.

The saiyan Raditz was killd on Earth, not a big surprise, Raditz was a known weakling, barely over a thousand if you remember correctly. His death isn't the issue, it's what he said just before he died.

"My comrades will wish me back!"

The concept of magic was something that you had dealt with before, back on what was now Frieza Planet 473, sneaky Wizard had managed to trap you in a spell for a moment, thankfully he hadn't actually bound your hands, and a quick beam through the chest had solved that problem.

Saiyans didn't have magic though, Frieza didn't have magic, that must mean whatever was on Earth... No, no you're probably just being superstesious about it, a simple backwater planet like Earth wouldn't have magic of that calibur, but it still required investigation.

With a plan in mind for your solo reconnisance of Earth, the time passed quickly, and your ship arrived at Frieza Planet 473.

There was a pod already prepared for you, as soon as you were ready to leave, but you still had time to do some things on the Frieza Capital, if you wished to.

>A. Leave for Earth.

>B. Write in.

>>39816129
>C
Guys. We need to be the only arcosian that actually trains.

Also >A

>>39816585
>B. Write in.
Send Cooler a coded message informing him of the possibility of resurrection magic on earth.

>>39816585
>A. Leave for Earth.

>>39816586
We will. Just no reason to right now.

>>39816585
Procure some liquor for the trip.

>>39816660
>>39816672
>>39816585
Seconding both of these

>>39816672
>implying our ship doesn't already have more liquor than food

Jesus anon, we're not an alcoholic!

>>39816585
A and traine on the way to earth

>>39815495
Only Frieza? How Cold and Cooler factor into that?

>>39816740
>>39816585
second

>>39816740
I have to agree, it is better to err on the side of caution. Vegeta may not be -as- strong as us when he is an ape, but with him -and- Nappa there, they might be able to overpowering us.

>>39816740
Yeah, might as well train.
See if we can buff up or minions as well.

>>39816660
>>39816716
I am aware most people dont like when QMs do this but I feel the need to.

Cooler is not a good person.

Cooler is just as bad as Frieza, in different ways.

>A. Send Cooler a Message about the Magic.
>B. Don't, or just wait to learn about it first hand rather than being wrong.

>>39816798
>B. Don't, or just wait to learn about it first hand rather than being wrong.

>>39816798
>B

Lets not be hasty.

>>39816798
>>B. Don't, or just wait to learn about it first hand rather than being wrong.

>>39816798
A

BTW is there any chance that we can learn magic?

>>39816798
>Cooler is just as bad as Frieza, in different ways.
Really?
I mean, I know he's an evil mass-murdering douche, but just as bad as Frieza?

>>39816798
>>B. Don't, or just wait to learn about it first hand rather than being wrong.

Wait. If WE get the magic, we might be able to usurp our not so loved cousin.

>>39816798
>B. Don't, or just wait to learn about it first hand rather than being wrong.

>>39816798
>B. Don't, or just wait to learn about it first hand rather than being wrong.

>>39816798
B

I thought this was obvious?

>>39816798

Do we have any booze on us? And empty bottles of said booze? I think I may have an idea of how we can land on Earth without Vegeta getting FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.

>>39816798
Well duh, but he is the more competent one. At any rate,
>B

>>39816798
>B. Don't, or just wait to learn about it first hand rather than being wrong.

>>39815470
>>39815495

...Would this happen to involve a certain Jockstrap Incident?

...Shutting up now.

>>39816798
>B

Don't want Cooler kicking our ass if we're wrong.

Filing the mental knowledge about the possible magic away for a later time until you have more information on it to give a solid report to Cooler, you bid your crew a farwell.

When Cooler said he was going to be getting you a ship, you expected one of the saiyan styles, but evidently he had a bit more in mind.

A small frieghter, more than enough room for a single Arcosian to have comfort and room to spare, even a fully stocked mini bar!

Not wanting to spend too much time in Frieza controlled space if you could help it, soon the ship was set on a course for Earth, it'd take around three days, according to the estimtaions from the computer.

Three days alone in space with nothing but you, booze, and your thoughts.

...Yeah no the magic was still a concern.

If it could revive people that easily, who knew what more might be hidden away, and thus, with a great sigh, you made the choice to do something that no Arcosian had done for hundreds of years.

You were going to train.

How exactly do you do that again?

>Pick two things to focus on. You may also discuss among yourselves a technique you would like Arctus to have in addition to Death Beam and Supernova

>A. Strength.
>B. Speed.
>C. Stamina.
D. Energy
>E. Techniques
>F. Write In

>>39816997
>B. Speed.
>C. Stamina.

Can't hit what you can't catch.

>>39816997
>>B. Speed.
>D. Energy

>>39816997
>>B. Speed.
>>C. Stamina.
The two most important things, being faster than everyone else, and being able to not fall asleep.

I mean die... yeah.

As for techniques, I dunno, homing lasers?

>>39816997
>A. Strength.
>B. Speed.

for tecnique, perhaps a spreadgun-like energy blast for clearing mooks en masse?

>>39816997
>B
>D

As for technique ideas, ki spears.
Two piercing points, can throw them like javelins and remotely detonate them, what's not to like?

>>39816997
>E

Takes as much energy of the supernova he can
Condenses it and spins it
Shoot it

>>396997
F

Try to make a long range ki technique like when cell destroyed the army

>>39817111
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Supernova

>>39816997
>B
>C
And let's go with the energy javelins.

>>39816997
>B
>D

>>39816997
>B. Speed
>C. Stamina


If DBXV can be taken as semi-reliable info, Arcosians are naturally speedy for their PL. Pumping that stat will make us extremely speedy for our PL, letting us potentially hit outside of our PL once we train other stuff up.

Stamina is nice because we could try to outlast someone a bit stronger than us, or have enough wits about us to strike a telling blow against someone stronger than us with our speed.

As for techniques... would it be possible for us to have like a homing blast, but instead of crashing into its opponent and exploding, it floats around the target and shoots concentrated lasers instead?

Or maybe a more concentrated version of the Death Beam that also has an absurdly long range. Like some kind of sniper beam.

>>39816997
>B
>C

Stamina has always been the weekpoint of strong Arcosians. Let's do the opposite out of spite.

>>39817130
I always thought that was just called the death ball. Huh.

I retract my earlier statement.

>>39817151
Frieza just calls his Death Ball. Like Kamehameha and Galick Gun are TECHNICALLY the same thing.

>>39816997

A and B.

As for techniques...Maybe form a miniature Deathball to be thrown at the enemy, only for it's full devastating potential to be revealed once we fire away at the thing, resulting in a massive explosion, possibly like Unreal Tournament's Shock Rifle.

>>39817191
So... Broly's attack?

>>39817182
B-But, muh phallik purple beam!

I gotcha, thanks.

>>39816997
>B. Speed.
>E. Techniques

>>39817182
No they're not watch your filthy whore mouth

>>39817264
>Can't fire a Gallick Gun from your feet

He has a point.

>>39817182
Don't be ridiculous, Gallick Gun is purple.

>>39817224

Wait, what? Could you point out where he uses that? 'Cause apparently either my memory's shit, or I cannot into reading.

http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Broly

If it does turn out he actually uses that, we could totally claim we came up with it first. What's Broly going to do, pause in the middle of his rampage to say that he made it first?

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>>39816997
Your speed had always been your strongest point when it came to fighting, pushing the limits on how fast you could go in combat would only serve to make you even more of a pain.

A Great Ape can't smash what it can't hit after all.

The training area located within your ship, quite frankly, wasn't very much to work with, it was reinforced enough to take a few weakened energy blasts but any hardcore training was out of the question, so it all came down to Speed and Stamina.

You'd only seen Frieza's true form once, and even though you can't feel energy, the sheer amount of power he let off with terrifying. During a ceremonial match between Frieza and Cooler, Frieza had dominated nearly the entire fight, he was faster, stronger, completely outclassing Cooler.

But he got tired, and weakness showed.

While the match still ended in Frieza's victory, you were made all too aware how important it was to improve your stamina, increasing just how long you could stay in a fight if it came down to it.

Even these new scouters had a bad habit of breaking when it came to detecting power levels over one hundred thousand, and you didn't want to risk breaking your only secure line of communication, so you weren't entirely sure what your new power level was after that training, but you certainly felt stronger than ever before.

Just as the computer said you would, Earth was reached in just a few days, quite a beautiful little mudball you had to admit... just one problem regarding the plan you had previously.

There was no moon.

This planet was supposed to have a moon.

Vegeta couldn't have destroyed it, that would be counterproductive to the saiyan's transformation, and quite frankly you weren't even sure if Vegeta was here yet.

What to do...

>A. Land on Earth
>B. Stay in Space.
>C. Contact Cooler, specify what.

1.Mini Deathball/ Eraser Cannon
2.Exploding Energy Spears
3.Homing Blasts.

>>39817287
Hasn't doesn't mean can't.

>>39817319
Little ki blast making a fuckhuge explosion is the entire point of his signature moves Eraser Cannon/Blaster Shell and Omega Blaster.

>>39817319

Wait, never mind, you probably meant the Omega Blaster. Nah, Broly was able to add onto that one, with the one I suggested, we just simply blast it (possibly with a finger laser or a proper ki blast), and it just explodes. Plus, we could totally fake someone out as they dodge the initial mini Death Ball/Supernova, only for them to get caught in the explosion we cause as we "ignite" the thing.

>>39817378
Death spears should be our special, it would be really potent to gank someone in close quarters, if we can pick a second a homing blast would be great.

>A

>>39817378
>A

Hide the ship in a valley or ravine or something

>>39817378
>B. Stay in Space.
Make notes in a logbook about the lack of moon and theories as to why, such as 'maybe the earthlings have forewarning of Vegeta's coming and abilities?'.

>2.Exploding Energy Spears

>>39817378
>>A. Land on Earth
>2

>>39817378
>A. Land on Earth
The moon being gone means we have even less to worry about on the planet, we can gather some more information before we bother Cooler again.

Also voting 2 for energy spears

>>39817378
>>A. Land on Earth

Well,we're here to do recon. might as well get it done with, then we can go explore the local beverages.

>>39817378
>2.Exploding Energy Spears

Voting for this.

>>39817378
>>B. Stay in Space.
>3.Homing Blasts.

As long as we can detonate the homing blasts at will so they dont hit us, I vote this.

And our mission is to observe, for now.

>>39817378
B stay in space and try to sense anything

2

>>39817378

>A

Hell with it, might as well have a looksie. Also, voting for my Mini Deathball, but if any of the other techniques win, well, I won't mind terribly.

This wont lock you out of other moves in the future, Arctus only had time to think of one on the way here.

You can get these at a later point if you choose to train.

>>39817378
>B
>2

We don't want to trip off Vegeta's scouter by getting too close. Our massive (relatively) power level is pretty hard to not notice. Last time we checked, we can't make our power level smaller or anything like that. We should gather data safely first.

>>39817556
Also voting to name the energy spears attack "Impaler Burst".

You were here in the first place to learn about what it was that Vegeta wanted. The only way that was going to happen was a good old fashioned field mission.

After tinkering with the settings on your scouter a bit, you'd learned that this model had a new feature. It couldn't completely block out your power level, but it did give off a jamming signal of sort, any older models that tried to hone in on you wouldn't be able to get a solid lock.

Deciding to flick this feature on, just in case Vegeta was closer than expected, you took a seat at the bridge, inputting the command into the computer to land the ship on Earth, there was a wasteland that seemed like as good a place as any for your landing zone.

The ship settling in, hidden by the large rock formations around it, the ship should be safe for a decent amount of time, there didn't seem to be any signs of civilization around here.

First order of business now... what to do?

>.A Stay on the ship and wait
>B. Scan for power levels
>C. Go explore
>D. Go explore AND find some of the local booze.

>>39817694
>D. Go explore AND find some of the local booze.

>>39817694

>B. Scan for power levels

There's no fucking moon here. Who the fuck blew it up?

Between this and the resurrection magic we should be pretty fucking paranoid. This is no time to be drinking.

>>39817694
>B. Scan for power levels
And if there's a lack of interesting ones,
>D. Go explore AND find some of the local booze.

>>39817762
Seconding.

>>39817694
>>B. Scan for power levels

booze can wait.

>>39817762
>>39817694

>>39817694
>B. Scan for power levels
>D. Go explore AND find some of the local booze.

>>39817762
>>39817694
Seconding

>>39817694
B and D

>>39817694

>B. Scan for power levels

Might as well see what we're dealing with on enchanting (well, it would be if it had a moon) planet.

>>39817556
>D. Go explore AND find some of the local booze.
>>39817556

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As much as you want to go out and explore for a while, and sample the local beverages, this is a job firs and formost. Someone blew up the moon, and considering Raditz was here, that might mean that they did it in preperation for Vegeta, it was worth investigating.

Stepping out of the ship, you brought your hand up to the scouter on the side of your face, giving it a small tap, and it began to scan for power levels on the planet that were worth a damn.

Five power levels over one thousand, and one that was under it by a decent margin.

All headed towards you.

...So much for stealth.

>A. Attempt diplomacy
>B. Get ready for a fight... slaughter
>C. Write in?

>>39817975
>>A. Attempt diplomacy

>>39817975
A

>>39817975
>A. Attempt diplomacy

Where are the good bars?

>>39817975
>A. Attempt diplomacy

"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE ACROSIAN BEHIND THE FORTRESS OF BEER BOTTLES."

>>39817975
>A. Attempt diplomacy

>>39817975
>>A. Attempt diplomacy

>"Ayyyyy, you guys know where to find any good liquor?"

>>39817975
>A. Attempt diplomacy
Be casual, there's no real need for caution with guys this weak.

>>39817975
>A. Attempt diplomacy
we are here to intercept a rogue agent of the PTO, he is highly dangerous and must bee captured for the good of the galaxy.

>>39817975
>A
When the cuckoo does not sing, coax it.

>>39818052
Pretty much what he says. It's partially kind of maybe the truth.

>>39817975

>A. Attempt diplomacy

Wow, good thing we decided to check the scouter.

...Oh shit, I think we got here too early.

"Gentlemen, I came here to see a certain....how should I put it? "Acquaintance" of mine, but I appear to be a bit early. From the looks of it, you appear to be waiting for him as well. Would you terribly mind if I waited alongside you?"

>>39817975
inb4 a wild Kaguya appears.

>>39817975
>Five power levels over one thousand, and one that was under it by a decent margin.

Yamcha confirmed to be with them.

>>39818168

I swear, Yamcha's the Rodney Dangerfield of this universe.

>>39817975
>>A. Attempt diplomacy

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>>39817975
You'd really rather avoid having to slaughter the locals while you were here unless forced to, thus, you were content to wait it out until they got here.

Which, as anyone that knew you would realize, meant it was drinking time.

Heading back into the ship, you grabbed a cooler, heh, full of various drinks, and dragged it out behind you. Grabbing a seat on a nearby rock, it was beer o'clock.

About two minutes after beer o'clock, the power levels you had identified came rocketing in, landing right in front of you, adopting a fighting stance, only to look incredibly confused at the sight of a space lizard drinking at eleven in the morning.

"Sup, any of you fellows care for a drink?" Reaching into the cooler, still funny damn it, and pulling out another bottle, offering it out.

The tall one in orange almost took a step forward before the large green one gave him a glare that Frieza would be proud of.

"You aren't a saiyan... who are you, what do you want with Earth!?"

>A. You're here to gather information.
>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent
>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food
>D. Vacation
>E. Write in.

>>39818147
>Kag
>Gohan
>Pics
>Krilin
>Yamcha

Oh shit

>>39818250
>C

>>39818250
>D. Vacation
>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food

They won't even put up a fight, why not troll them for a bit?

>>39818250
>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent.
>A. You're here to gather information.

>>39818250
>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent
>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food

>>39818250
>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food
>>D. Vacation

>>39818250
>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent
>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food
>D. Vacation

C & D are closest to our intentions, anyways.

>>39818250
>E. Write in.
Oh look, a Namek, what are you doing here green man?

>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent
Two of them, in fact.

>>39818250
>>A. You're here to gather information.
>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food

>>39818250
>A. You're here to gather information.
>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent
So while I wait on them to show up i'm
>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food
>D. Vacation

>>39818250

A and B.

Once we explain ourselves I'm sure that they'll calm down.

>>39818298
Namek is just as backwater as Earth to the PTO. We'd have no idea wtf he is.

>>39818250
C and D

>>39818298
I don't think we know what that is considering we just said large green man instead of angry namek

>>39818250

"Quite simple, good sir, I came here to capture a rogue agent, extract some information, and possibly sample the local flavor."

You'll notice that we didn't specify from whom we're getting said information from...

>>39818323
Vegeta knew.

>>39818323
>>39818331
Vegeta knew what he was, iirc.

>>39818250
>Vacation
Lean back in a lawn chair, "You guys look all serious about something, were you expecting trouble?"

>>39818250
>E. Write in.
"A Namekian, eh? What're you doing here?"

Followed by,
>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent
"Though it sounds like you folks may have dealt with him for me."

Let's paint Raditz as the rogue so we can generate some good will.

>>39818344
>>39818347
Oh, right. My bad. Blow his mind as we please, then.

>>39818279
>>39818281
>>39818296
>>39818298
>>39818319
>>39818322
>All this B.
I thought our orders so far are just observe and report. Which we can do from anywhere until the saiyans smash their scouters. Vacation mode 'till then.

>>39818424
We're lying to gain their trust, ya goof.

>>39818424

Dude we're just trying to figure out where Vegeta is. If we claim to be the space police these looks might lead us right to him.

>>39818424
It's a cover story, anon. I also agree with the Raditz as a fall go bit. Has some potential to paint us as a "good guy" to them.

>>39818462
Going with that train of thought, we could convince them we're against the oncoming Saiyans as well.

>>39818250
Looking around a bit, behind you, above, side to side, you eventually point at yourself with a confused look "Oh me? I'm just here on vacation y'know. Sample the local flavor if you will... and to possibly gather some information and take care of a rogue agent in my boss' employ."

Finishing off your drink, you toss the bottle behind you, looking at the earhtlings, plus one, with a rather bored look. "Sounds like you might have already dealt with the problem, since the moon is gone and whatnot. Was that you Namekian? Never heard of you lot leaving your planet before" You ask Big Green.

To say the look of shock on his face was incredible would be a vast understatement. "Namekian... I'm... from another planet?" He seemed to drop his guard for just a moment, before looking ready for a fight once again, more than could be said for two of his comrades

"Oh wow, you're from outer space Piccolo? Guess that explains a lot eh?" From the small bald one, and from the one with hair "You're an alien Mr. Piccolo? Wow, that's so cool!" Yup, most certainly a child.

>What now?

>A. Ask if they know of any good bars around.
>B. Introduce yourself
>C. Ask them to introduce themselves
>D. Drink more.
>E. Write in

>>39818511
>B
>C
>D

>E. Blow Piccolo's mind some more. Tell him he's a slug man.

>>39818511
>B. Introduce yourself
>C. Ask them to introduce themselves
>D. Drink more.

>>39818511
B and C

>>39818511
>>A. Ask if they know of any good bars around.
>>B. Introduce yourself
>>C. Ask them to introduce themselves
>>D. Drink more.

>>39818511
>B. Introduce yourself
>C. Ask them to introduce themselves

>>39818511
>>B. Introduce yourself
>>C. Ask them to introduce themselves
>>D. Drink more.
In that order

>>39818511
>B. Introduce yourself
>C. Ask them to introduce themselves

>>39818562

Voting for this.

Let's cool it on the beer chugging until we figure out where vegeta is. I am sure they understand we're not there to fuck with them at this point.

>>39818511
>B. Introduce yourself
>C. Ask them to introduce themselves
>A. Ask if they know of any good bars around.
In that order.

>>39818511
>B
>C
>D
I'm really damned thirsty, who are you?.

Only offer the dwarf a drink. Bad for slugmen, not all that great for prepubescents.

>>39818511
By the way, how much longer until Vegeta arrives? If there's a month or two we should totally fuck with him by helping these yokels train. Imagine his reaction when the GREAT Prince Vegeta gets his ass kicked by this circus show. They'll never get near YOUR power level in time, too, so you don't have to worry about any betrayals.

I have a new respect for other QMs, writing dialogue by yourself is the worst thing I've ever done.

The pain

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>>39818636
Share the load, encourage write-ins.

>>39818700

>that gif

Goddamnit

>>39818636
QM you can do it.

You have the power.

To become the Legendary Super Quest Master, the one that comes once every six months or so.

>>39818634
Totally supporting his for hilarity and bonus points with these Earthlings and the Namekian. Maybe we can find out about that magic thing too by aiding their training.

>>39818634
But Anon...

Who said Vegeta was a man?

>>39818830
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

>>39818634
Well, we need to find out exactly what Getes is coming here for, then freak out as we think of the ramifications of if Cooler or, Kami forbid, Frieza got a hold of them.

Deciding now would be as good as any to introduce yourself, you stretch out and stand up, which puts the Namekian back on guard, along with the two tall earthlings, the small ones seem to not be entirely hostile at least.

"Oh please, calm down you lot." You say with a roll of your eyes "I'm Arctus, a pleasure, mind telling me your names? I've already figured out the Namekian is called Piccolo, but can't say the same for the rest of you.

After a quick round of introductions, you've learned that you're dealing with Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, Gohan, Chiaotzu, and Piccolo.

All in all, they seem to be rather friendly once you get past the whole possible invader thing, minus Piccolo that is.

Seems like you've made some new friends.

>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?
>B. Write in?

>Going to make a sandwich, kinda running outta steam for this session, food will do some good. First quest is always the most difficult eh?

>>39818830
A genderswap Vegeta would be hilarious, have to say.

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>>39818830
OH MY

>>39818830
You, when you said this quest would follow canon.

Purposefully missing the joke aside, it's just as funny if the Princess of all Salt gets her ass kicked.

>>39818830
No.

Unless this is babby Vegeta that was killing cabbage men

Otherwise you called him a prince earlier
7/10

>>39818860

I would fucking hate that, honestly.

>>39818855
>B. "So, where's the booze? I brought some with me, of course, but I like to make a point of sampling local flavors."

>>39818830
>>39818830
>http://d20girlsmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/she_vegeta_by_maniaxoi-d4ao38z.jpg

This is vegeta now.

>>39818855
>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?
"I came here after one guy, but maybe I can help you all out too."

>>39818891
This

Let's not forget our priorities here people.

>>39818855
>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?

"You seem really on guard. The suspicious kind of on guard. The guardy kind of guard that guards.... guardy."

>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?

>B. Write in?
"Mind telling me a bit about this planet? I could use a tour guide if any of you aren't very busy. Know any good bars?"

>>39818855
>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?
>B. Write in?

So do you guys welcome everyone who lands on this planet, or were you expecting someone less inebriated and more belligerent?

Let's talk over lunch or something.

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>>39818830
You planned this didn't you

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>>39818830
But then we couldn't have pic related

>>39818855
>>B. Write in?
"You know I haven't tried any of this planets alcohol yet. Mind helping a Arcrosian out?

>>39818855
Yes it is, and honestly, i really am having fun with this. Smash cannon to bits if you want man, its been funny so far and it is has potential.

Really, keep it up.

>>39818887
Admittedly, I enjoy DBZ's setting as a silly one rather than ultra serious like usual. Team Four Star made me enjoy it a lot more than the original series ever did.

>>39818953
Who said Kakarot was a man?

>>39818891
Seconding. Priorities, people, priorities.

>>39818971
I think you're my new favorite fag of a QM.

>>39818855
Supporting>>39818956
>>39818948
>>39818943

Getting to know about this planet and locating booze.

>>39818855
>B. Write in?

>Where can I fond some of your best alcohol? I might be an alcoholic, but I'm a classy alcoholic

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>>39819004

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>>39818963
>Yes it is, and honestly, i really am having fun with this. Smash cannon to bits if you want man, its been funny so far and it is has potential.

I'm with this anon 100%. Go wild. Surprise us!

>>39818855
>>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?
>>B. Write in?
>Also, the fuck is up with your moon?

>>39818971
Are you going to do this with Raditz and Nappa too?
Are we going to show up on Namek and meet conservatively dressed reverse trap Zarbon?

>>39818971
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

This is Goku now (Maybe?)
https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/gg-3.png?w=580&h=794

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>>39819027
>Are we going to show up on Namek and meet conservatively dressed reverse trap Zarbon?

>Vegeta and Nappa arrive on Earth

>>39819031
While that femgeta earlier was shit, Femku is actually pretty cute.

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EATING MY SANDWICH, SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUEST WILL CONTINUE SHORTLY

IN THE MEAN TIME

IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL

http://strawpoll.me/4305864
http://strawpoll.me/4305864
http://strawpoll.me/4305864
http://strawpoll.me/4305864

>>39814931
MESSAGE FOR QM...

>PLEASE DESTROY EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT DBZ.

>THROW IT IN A BLENDER.

>SERVE IT TO US ON FIRE.

THIS IS BEST PLAN QM YOU KNOW IT.

>>39819125
Where's the reverse trap Zarbon option?

>>39819155
I would not be against this. It's a pretty interesting setting without the main crew.

>>39819125
A thousand times yes to Femku.

Dumb girls are my fetish.

>>39819125

>Neither is winning

Thank fucking God.

>>39819155
This
I've seen plenty of DBZ quests with the same characters. I'm ready for a lot more variety

>>39818877

Snipping from the first thread:

>At the end of the day, we're here to have fun, don't expect this to fully follow DBZ canon in it's entirety

Also, I wouldn't mind seeing a yandere fem Broly pining for Goku.

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>>39819228
Nigga... that's my fetish so hard.

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>>39819242
Then go for it m8

>>39819221
Given the split between Femku, Femgeta, and Both, I'd say Genderbend period is winning there.

>>39819125
Please QM even though i Voted both and neither is winning, do whatever you want.

Although i notice neither is in high concentration and Femku/geets/both is spread out.

Why not condense the vote into

YES DETROY CANNON CHARS

and NO PLZ DONT

>>39819242
As QM, it is in your power.

Even if it may piss off some people, you have my full support, at least.

>>39819242
Go for it QM. It's your quest too.

>>39819242
You have my full support to go BATSHIT with ANY chars. As i see it this is already heavily into abridge tier shananigans.

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"So, you lot seemed really on guard, you guys welcome everyone who lands on this planet, or were you expecting someone less inebriated and more belligerent?" You ask with an entirely straight face, getting a snicker from Krillin and Yamcha, even Tien looks like he's struggling to hold back a laugh

"Nah but seriously. Is there trouble around here aside from what I was gonna be dealing with?"

You're informed of Raditz's last words, that more Saiyans would be coming in a year, and that was supposed to be up very soon. When they felt such a high power level approaching, they assumed it was a saiyan.

With a slight scoff, you wave that notion off, you're far too handsome to be a saiyan.

Just as you're about to ask about maybe scoring some of the local booze, there's a strange feeling gnawing at the back of your mind about the kid here. You're not entirely sure why though.

>A. Press the Issue
>B. Drop it

>>39819242
YEAH FUCK CANON

WE DO WHAT WE WANT

>>39819301
Press the issue.

(YFW GOKU IS THE MOM AND CHICHI IS THE FATHER.)

>>39819269

Can we just not do genderswap in this quest?

I am just so tired of fetish shit being forced into every quest.

>>39819221
I know that feel

There's a thin line between this becoming a fetish quest

GUYS!

If we have Femku, does that mean Chichi is a man?

What would not!Chichi's name be?

>>39819301
>B. Drop it
Probably not important. Just some kid. Other races likely use child fighters/soldiers too.

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>>39819326
>>39819322

You are aware that you are an alcoholic space lizard yes?

>tfw Femgeta wont ever want to fuck Arctus

Just kidding

>>39819301
>A.

Scouter, diagnosis please.

>>39819337
Chacha?

>>39819322
>>39819326
I don't want fetish shit AT ALL.

I DO want CANNON SMASHED with genderswapped and/OR generally REWRITTEN (Thats the important part there) CHARACTERS.

>>39819337
ChuChu
As in:
>CHOO-CHOO, HERE COMES THE RAPE TRAIN
>>39819301
>B. Drop it

WAIT, I VOTED NEITHER BUT THEN REALIZED HOW MUCH I WANT FEMGETA

>>39819337
Chin-chin.

Meaning penis, to opposite her name being breasts.

>>39819353
Yamcha always felt awkward around him, his strange battle-speedo accentuates this feeling.

>>39819337
Cheech

LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL OF YOUR LIFE

DO IT FAGGOTS

http://strawpoll.me/4305933
http://strawpoll.me/4305933
http://strawpoll.me/4305933

>>39819366
>Gender = Personality

OH SHIT NIGGA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I am unsure if I've done a terrible or a great thing.

>>39819397
He said and/or.

>Anon in charge of reading comprehension.

>>39819326
>>39819322

And yet one has to wonder why the rest of the speaking anons don't give a shit. Like >>39819366 said, I personally just wanna see canon smashed and some fun had with the setting rather than same old shit.

>>39819397
>http://strawpoll.me/4305933

Not saying that tards, saying Gender can be swapped for some of them, and personalities should be rewritten for others.

Ex. Femku

Ex. Super Prudish Anti-sexual Roshi

>>39819410
Let's just see how far this wild ride goes.

This is the future we chose.

>>39819410
We work for the PTO, we do things that are both on a regular basis.

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>>39819228
I–
I need this...

>>39819432
>Roshi is a super strict warrior monk who long ago made a vow of celibacy

>>39819387
DESTROYING CANNON HAS THE VAST MAJORITY.

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS.

>>39819434
You are aware that this is likely going to break Trunks correct?

CAN YOU HANDLE THAT KIND OF PRESSURE ANON?

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>>39819410
Terrible.

Terrible, but great.

>>39819228
That should be in the OP post from now on

>>39819410
ITS GREAT, YOU CAN CHANGE ANYTHING AT ALL.

Seriously take this so far out of cannon the word cannon doesn't even EXIST.

>>39819474
Please oh please have Trunks come from the canon timeline.
His cries of despair will be music to our space ears.

>>39819474
LET US BREAK THE WORLD TOGETHER, OP.

>>39819474

You have poisoned this quest forever and it was just about to be cool.

You are truly SOMNIUS's disciple.

Does it make me a fetish fag that I'm now sad we're the alcoholic space lizard?

Instead of a Saiyan or Human that would be having to deal with this shit.

>>39819474
Pft, we can have Bra show up instead of Trunks.

Or since Trunks is coming from an alternate timeline

>Trunks: "Oh, good, Kaguya isn't in this one!"
>FemGeets: "Who the hell are you?!"
>Trunks: "Nevermind that, where's Goku?"
>Gohan: "Mom's over here!"

>Trunks: "Your.... mom? OH GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!"

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>>39819547
Arctus: AND I'M THEIR FRIEND JESUS!

>>39819547
This. Trunks should be going through various timelines to try to fix his actual history, only to end up in various shenanigans every time.

>>39819456
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES!!
Im gonna need a new scouter to find them after looking at that image

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>>39819578
>Trunks's fw

>>39819474
Don't listen to this guy OP
>>39819524
FOR THIS UNIVERSE IS YOURS TO CONTROL.

Seriously OP this needs to exist.
You need to provide the universe with this quest.

>>39819524
Shhhh. Let your butt rest from all that hurt, anon. You don't want to be broken, do you?

>>39819584
It turns out it's the fault of a younger Towa, who hasn't made Miira yet and is fucking around with time magic to figure out how it works.

>>39819547
>>39819578
Real talk I just fucking lost my shit at this, bravo friend, bravo.

>>39819584
This
THIS
THIIIIS.

And end up being stuck here until someone fixes the time machine.

Also. Need an update QM, although this shit is great.

Guys, what if we change every significant Saiyan that isn't Goku to female and create a harem for him that we shamelessly project our own feelings upon as we play match-maker?

>>39819301
It'd likely be odd to just bring up a question like this out of the blue, so instead you tap your scouter, scanning Gohan and getting a solid reading on him.

Half Saiyan.

That would certainly explain why there was a child of all things that had such a high (relatively) power level on this planet.

Raditz was not his father, that much was certain, and as far as you're aware, no other saiyan had come to this planet

>HEAVEN OR HELL, FINAL DESTINATION

1. Ask who his father is
2. Ask who his mother is.

REPLY WITH 1 OR 2

NO OTHER VOTES ARE COUNTED, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT THIS DOES.

>>39819629
Eventually leading up to some time patrollers going after Trunks and him getting recruited to join by the Supreme Kai of Time.

This could pretty much be a quest on it's own.

>>39819678
1

>>39819678

Do we link to this post?

Well, maybe in the future, anons will talk about this moment, when all DBZ quests have Trunks time traveling and making references to previous and other DBZ quests.

>>39819678
1

>>39819629
A younger Towa...who is...of course...Yandere...and...loli...

Sweet Jesus I need to get off this website, what have I become?

>>39819678
1

>>39819663
Good lord no. I'm fine with genderbends, but even I draw the line at pointless harem dumbassery.

>>39819690
Link the post, yes, as always.

>>39819678
1

>>39819678
>2. Ask who his mother is.