Hey >This quest will be run by me, I'm better than Som/Dralo>we're going to have fun it's dbz>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these, or write-in>This quest is betterFIRST QUESTION>What race you wanna be
Put Quest in the subject line. It's bad enough you're making one just for your ego
>>39797962>What race you wanna beTurtle (or Tuffle)
>>39798006Ill second this.
>>39797962Whatever the hell Recoome is.
>>39797962SHUT IT DOWN
>DBZ human quest literally explodes because lylsomnious bad end>3009249040710757433 new DBZ quests spawnwell holy shit.
>>39798086it's like a fungus that explodes to release spores. This was the plan
>>39797962You know, this is why people call quests cancer.Just saying.
>>39798060>>39798028>>39798006Alright turtle it isIght so you a turtle your name is Goturtle and you just swimmin in the ocean mindin your own business when suddenly Cell shows up >"Hello Goturtle..." he says bein all smug>This bitch ass be rollin up on yo turf so you ask him "Man who are you?" >"My name is Cell I'm the toughest fighter ever! I can do a multiform and not have my power degrade at all cause I'm awesome"How you gonna respond?>A.Call your homies>B.Kamehameha his punkass>C.Skybreaker this bitch>D.Write in
>>39798148>>A.Call your homies>C.Skybreaker this bitchWe gotta hold him off until our homies arrive.
>>39798148>Write-In>Realize, fuck, you're a turtle.
>>39798148>>C.Skybreaker this bitch
>>39798148C,I'm dying, man.
>>39798086Oh so THATS Why I keep seeing this shit crop up. I didn't even pay attention to his crap. Mostly because after awhlie he was hellbent on screwing his players over like that and I saw it coming miles away.Might as well get it out of everyones system now I guess?
>>39798386Most of knew he was SOM mang. The looks on the people who didn't were priceless however.
>>39798423I'm kinda sad I missed the butthurt now. Nerdrage is hilarious. So were the delusions of granduer for God Emperor of Mankind Kaguya. Man that shit got really silly.How DID he kill everything ever? I'm gonna laugh if he used the warp. hard.
You ain't bout to take none of this guys shit today ain't like he can stop time or nothin you send a text to your man Turtlehan tellin him round up the the crew there's a busta in your hood. Cell looks at you like you crazy and starts chargin up his Kamehameha wave and your all "nah bitch" you enter rampage drive and quickly skybreaker at him there's a hell of a power struggle but then you see Turtlehan come up behind Cell and hit him in the back of the knee with a baseball bat now you easily overpower him and send him crashing into the sea floor he goes through a damn whale. Using a skybreaker took a lot of power but thankfully your not narcoleptic so you can keep fighting. Turtlehan swims over to you with a bunch of other turtles you know from the hood. >"Sup dawg" He goes in for a hug >"Hey homie thanks for showin up" you give your main man a hug>"Fo sho you know it playa. How you wanna deal with this bitch nigga?">A. throw a blanket over him and have everybody stomp him>B. everybody pulls out a gat and goes to town>C. write in
>>39798482as someone who was pulling for the 40k end, i thought it was great.everything blew up via doompaul bullshit, no joke.
>>39798499Cell shaped rocks? that was the last time I bothered looking in on those threads. Cell was bullshit with a capital B and then some. I'd be amazed if they dragged it out to the buu saga.
>>39798526>>A. throw a blanket over him and have everybody stomp him
>>39798540they actually got through cell.then some pack of retards thought it would be hilarious to bring back piccolo sr.Piccolo Sr. proceeded to use the dragon for proper bullshit wishes then blew up the dragon.THEN shit finally went bad.
>>39798540Doompaul rocks fall, everyone dies. Shit was hilarious.
>>39798572There is no gif that can showcase my laughter for this sheer stupidity.Gawd DAMN no wonder SOM killed their punk asses! Fuck I'd do it too for such retardation!
>>39798617best part is they grabbed the Black star Dragonballs from GT, and piccolo Sr. blew that dragon up as well.
>"Yo Turtlehan we gotta get this nigga old school ya feel me?">"Aww shit son we gon git this busta the same way we took care of Demon king sea cucumber?">All the hood rats start hollarin like chimps in a zoo when someones throwin peanutsYour man Turtlegeta throws a space blanket over cell while he tryin to get up you can see him gettin ready to do perfect multiform but it's too late the blanket is already covering him and ya'll niggas are swarmin him, every Turtle in the hood even your estranged dad Barturtle shows up and starts stompin on Cell and you can hear bones crunchin an shit but you all just keep beatin him and beatin him.After bout three minutes of this Cell aint movin anymore he's dead. You hear the all too familier sound of a cop car rollin up you and all your niggas scatter goin back to your turtle houses later on you all meet up and have a drink to celebrate savin the hood.The end
>>39798882Still ended better than DBZ Human Quest
>>39798882Its beautiful. GOOD END.
>>39798572I left around the time that it became obvious that we were going to either going to revive piccolo or have to metagame to avoid it. That and the whole "You immediately go soft during timeskips, then get yelled at by the QM for doing so."
>>39798915Anything could of ended better than that.Also OP where da FUCK Master Roshi at? We gotta go get some bitches with him!
>>39798933good choice man, i just had to follow the trainwreck to the end.i just did.
>>39798934Aww shit son my bad >Epilogue After Ya'll put the beat down on Cell you went up to Master Roshi's house cause he got all the bitches nah mean. He welcome you all with open arms and a can a beer for everyone. Everybody gets laid that night and you do two chicks at the same time. >A. Write in if you wanna add more to the party. Anything you want man it's a party
>>39799027Actually kinda impressed, honestly, for a oneshot.
Is it wrong that I want to see more of Goturtle?