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Lets have a magical realm quest because im a failure at life in general! Whats that? Quest are shit? This should be on /d/? Top kek! Anyway before we go into our magical realm we're going to need a setting!

>Cyberpunk Magical Realm
>Sci fi Magical Realm
>Urban Fantasy Magical Realm
>High Fantasy Magical Realm
>Low Fantasy Magical Realm
>Magical Realm Magical Realm
>None cause this is Shit
>Other
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>>39764572
>Low Fantasy Magical Realm
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>>39764572
>None cause this is Shit
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>>39764572
>Sci-fi Magical Realm
Gotta have rainbow hued alien babes along the space elves and space dwarves.
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>>39764572
>urban fantasy magical realm
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>>39764572

Supporting >>39764604
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>>39764572
>Urban Fantasy Magical Realm
you could use anonkun.
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>>39764572
>Low Fantasy Magical Realm
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Also, this is not what Magical Realm means, OP.

If you're letting the players shoos the fetishes, it can't be Magical Realm
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>>39764597
High fantasy magical realm
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>>39764609
also specifically high urban fantasy
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>>39764572
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>>39764624
>>39764615
>>39764609
3 votes
get rollin'
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>>39764619
I hope the OP isn't dumb enough to explicitly let players list a bunch of fetishes to appear. Not even to prevent samefagging/shitstorming but simply so we actually get going before mods wake up and decide this quest is beneath them so it must be purged. Fetish chargen takes hours with bickering anons at the helm.
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Aw shit nigga, urban fantasy! Writin!
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>>39764635
techinly only 2 votes
>>39764624
was made by me who also made
>>39764609
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>>39764619
We're choosing setting, not fetish. He can force his fetishes on us later.

>low fantasy magical realm.
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>>39764640
indeed the longer it goes the more likely it is to survive
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>>39764641
NAY
SUBURBAN FANTASY
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>>39764644
then I cast the third vote
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>>39764657
well we can always move from the urban area into the suburbs later just hop on the train and arrive there one orgy later
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I also vote urban and request fetishes be picked at random
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failure is spirit guide
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Hope you like Cum coladas and 40z of pussy juice cause now we in urban fantasy! The nationalistic supremist Drow run the American government, while all over america dozens of races run around. The elves fight back against racism(just last week a drow cop shot an elf for carrying a stick!)the dwarfs work hard in the factories and mines, and the dragons are in germany! But before we depart we're gonna need a character!

>Male
>Female
>Futa
>Genderless(ya troll)
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>>39764672
But I wanna bang a bunch of desperate housewife monstergirls.
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>>39764706
>futa

also this seems like a fun setting
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>>39764706
Female
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>>39764706
Female obviously, that way we can tomboy
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>>39764706
>Female
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>>39764707
which is why we are getting on the train so we can go to the suburbs and bang a bunch of desperate housewife monstergirls
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>>39764706
>Female
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>>39764706
>Futa
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>>39764706
>Male
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>>39764706
Female to start. Let's face it, obtaining a dick later isn't outside the bounds of possibility.
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>>39764706
>Female
Genderless would be interesting to be honest, but not very smutty perhaps.
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>>39764706
>>Male
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>>39764706
futa.


also this does not align with I understand Urban fantasy as. It's just modern fantasy.
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>>39764734
probably not
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>>39764706
>>Futa
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>>39764706
>Female
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>>39764706
>futa
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>>39764742
whats the difference?
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>>39764706
> Futa
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>>39764706
Male
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>>39764706
Futa.

Best of both worlds
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>>39764758
Now there's a question.
Also, gender vote is not a good sign of things to come.
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>>39764706
>> Futa
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>>39764742


It's what urban fantasy is, anon.


"Urban fantasy is a subgenre of fantasy defined by place; the fantastic narrative has an urban setting. Urban fantasy exists on one side of a spectrum, opposite high fantasy, which is set in an entirely fictitious world. Many urban fantasies are set in contemporary times and contain supernatural elements. However, the stories can take place in historical, modern, or futuristic periods, and the settings may include fictional elements. The prerequisite is that they must be primarily set in a city"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_fantasy

Did you thought of the "hidden fantasy in modern world" type à la Buffy or Dredsen Files?
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>>39764706
Lets go Male, just once?
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Female
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>>39764758
I don't know what objectively IS the difference, but I have seen urban fantasy used as this kind of secret war type stuff, Illuminati/Templar/Vampires/Werewolves, stuff that gets superimposed unto our ('the urban') culture, instead of something replacing our cultures outright.
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>>39764706
>Futa
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>>39764706
>Futa
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>>39764780
>>39764787
i see
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>>39764780
>Did you thought of the "hidden fantasy in modern world" type à la Buffy or Dredsen Files?
yes, that and variations thereof.
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Futa is being samefagged. Votes exceed unique IPs.
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>more votes than IPs
Anons please, at least try a little.
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>>39764787

Actually Urban fantasy include what you're saying, but the tern cover any contemporary fantasy set in a city.
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OP do the samefag check method. I'd post the image showing how but Im on my phone so just google it
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>>39764804
>>39764809
to be fair it may be possible that female was being samefaged at the start i was not looking at the numbers at that point though so theres no way of telling which is being samefaged

one of them is though
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>>39764706
>female
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>>39764823
that said if we did have a way to know i would hope it was female being samefaged i voted for futa

the samefag should fuck of and die in a fire though
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>>39764809
>>39764804
>>39764823

...[sigh] Surprising

You could restart the vote with just the number.

I already voted.
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>>39764823

Just roll a d2
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>>39764706
>Female sub
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>>39764848
well its not up to me its up to the qm
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>Samefags think they can beat me, Top Kek

It is quite obvious that your a girl! You get all teh studs and the futas! You got dem large assets, and your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. But there is no such thing as being merely female, obviously you have a race!

>Ghetto Elf
>Rich Drow
>Poor hardworking dwarf
>Slime soldier
>Human(kek)
>Succubus prostitute(dat pussy so good you make dosh off of it)
>Other!?!?!?!?
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>>39764706
Female.
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>>39764868
>Human(kek)
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>>39764868
>Ghetto Elf
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>>39764868
TOMBOY RICH DROW
Shenanigans guys, rebel /u/-boat incoming
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>>39764868
Rich Drow
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>>39764868
>Gollum
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>>39764868

>Ghetto Elf
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>>39764868
>Other
>Half Dragon
Egg bearing hips
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>>39764868

... Im kind of scared to ask what a slime soldier is in this context, thus, I'll vote blindly for it!
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>>39764868
>Rich Drow
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>>39764868
hm this is a hard one
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>>39764868
>Rich Drow
Snobby as fuck
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>>39764885
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>>39764868

>Rich Drow
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>>39764868
>Slime soldier
clearly the best option
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>>39764868
People are already samefagging, why not just decide for us and get the show on the road?
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>>39764894
but failure said the dragons were all the way over in Germany what would be be doing in the u.s
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Slime
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>>39764868
>>Rich Drow

Delinquent rich drow?
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>>39764917
I don't even want a dragon but why wouldn't they come over for all kinds of reasons just like actual Germans today?
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>>39764915
but thats no fun

besides it would be very funny if a mod came in and publicly baned all the samefags

i know that will never happen but i can have dreams cant i
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>>39764917

Never heard of people moving out of their countries?
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>>39764868
>Rich Drow

I am always one to be a member of the master race.
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>>39764868
>Batman
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>>39764924
>>39764929
i suppose your right
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>>39764917
Using ze accent to force all ze cute little men to obey her, of course!
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>>39764933
Always a pleasure to have you here /pol/
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>>39764934
yes we must become the night

we will be a good aligned drow batman hunting down rapists and getting rewarded for our efforts from the victims we save
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>>39764939
Ok regardless of what race we need a german accent, this made my dick rise 3 reichs
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>>39764939
oh man now im starting to get an erection before the quest even starts
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>>39764868
>>Slime soldier
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>>39764868
>>Slime soldier
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>>39764868
>rich drow
Because then they have to let us "play" with them or they get spidered.
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well drows clearly going to win good thing we went with female
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>>39764868
>Slime soldier
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This quest has at least double the amount of participants an average quest has and we haven't even started yet.
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>>39764974
German accented drow female with huge tracts of land?
We really are master race!
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>>39764974
>"good thing"
>"good"

It's like you don't want to be a powerful drow's pet that she uses as a test subject for her enchantment spells.
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What even is a slime soldier.
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>>39764974
Just as long as we make her a sub in a committed relationship (or looking for one)
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>>39764982
and then you try to escape but you fail and need to be punished

publicly
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>>39764978
Don't forget school idol and student council head anon
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>>39764977
Not everyone likes sci-fi/minotaurs/post-apoc or whatever.
Everyone has fetishes.
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>>39764977
Power of the OP image.
>>39764987
Vote for it and find out!
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>>39764977
my first thought is to chalk it up to sex and concept but i think the little bit of setting info we have received so far has been well liked as well
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>>39764977
One word: Sex.

That's all there is to it. Want to run a successful, first quest? Sex.
Want to run something you like, that's not about sex? 2-3 players, tops.
Want to run something you like and add smut to it? Banned.

Welcome to /tg/.
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>>39764977
31 IP? Double the amount of average?

I must've been following only some mad poplar ones. They all have more than that regularly.
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judging by the intervals between the qms posts so far a new post should be up soon
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You're a drow, duh! Who wouldnt want to be a member of the master race? Your race left them damn tea drinkers long ago(you wanted your elf slaves damnit!)and now you rule a bigger country! Well you and your family doesnt, but you're so rich you might as well! You wake up in your nice as fuck room, in your bigass mansion in california. Whats the first thing you do?!

>Call in your male elf sla- butler. You need some relief damnit!
>Go ask your German futa mother for some money...though you gotta earn it
>Where the hell is your richass dad at?! You need to borrow the car!
>Go out with your german friends and check out the mall
>Fuck this, do something with your life...be a politician!
>Other
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>>39765021
>Go ask your German futa mother for some money...though you gotta earn it
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>>39764993
Wait, where did that come from? And the German dragon thing actually.
Is there an irc or chat being used for this or something?
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>>39765021
>>Fuck this, do something with your life...be a politician!
also fuck yeah futa mother
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>>39765021
>Go ask your German futa mother for some money...though you gotta earn it
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>>39765017
>I must've been following only some mad poplar ones. They all have more than that regularly.
Obviously.
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>>39765030
the school idol was not mentioned anyway i think but the dragon and german was up here
>>39764917
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>>39765021
Where's the secretly a sub option?
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>>39765021
Get on livestream and rape your cute elf shota buttslut with obscenely large toys.
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>>39765030
No I was just trying to make us master race. Nothing says master race like making the student council our personal harem
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>>39765021

Either

>Go ask your German futa mother for some money...though you gotta earn it

or

>>Fuck this, do something with your life...be a politician!
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>>39765021
>Fuck this, do something with your life...be a politician!
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>>39765021
>Go out with your german friends and check out the mall
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>>39765016
Eh, nah. On my reading list, all of them heavily popular.
>Hive Queen Quest: no sex at all. Just being a growing spacebugs hive.
>Re:Monster quests: monstergirls, sure, but no actual smut in them. Well except a little fanmade pastebins, but the original quest didn't even steer close to sex.
>Space Monkeys and Pokemon quests: smut on the side in pastebins.
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>>39765045
Exactly, when did the QM say that about dragons being in Germany? The setting was only decided a fee minutes ago. I think some Anon is making assumptions about other quests the qm has run in the past tying into this silly one.

>>39765021
Elf butler, wat do?
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>>39765021
>Where the hell is your richass dad at?! You need to borrow the car!

Do we know any magic? The fact we only have a male elf "butler", and not an elf-girl that worships the ground we walk on is something that needs to be rectified, and a charm person spell would go very well in that regard.
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>>39765068
>>39764706
>and the dragons are in germany
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>>39765070
we a drow so we at least have 1/day dancing lights darkness and the other one i forget what it is
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>>39765021
>Go out with your german friends and check out the mall
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>>39765089

levitation?
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>>39764816
pffft, stupid anon thinking you can check and proof against samefags
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>>39765089
and fairie fire
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>>39765078
Well dang. Missed that. Thanks! I feel a right wally now, but I should.
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>>39765062
That's because they have not only been around for 40+ threads, but they are also known QM's by now. It's either that, or a mix of it or they're doing a fan fic pandering quest like Pokémon. Hell, I'd call the Star Wars quest a fan fic quest if it weren't for the fact that they're playing a clone commando and not a Jedi.

Don't delude yourself into thinking that the majority of quests have this kind of popularity in their threads. Only the ones who have run for a long ass time, established a dedicated player base and/or are pandering like whores get a player count like this thread.
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>>39765021
>Call in your male elf sla- butler. You need some relief damnit!
>Go ask your German futa mother for some money...though you gotta earn it
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>>39765106
its ok anon we all make colossal fuckups
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>>39765106
Now I can just tell you're Australian
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>>39765109
>Don't delude yourself into thinking that the majority of quests have this kind of popularity in their threads.
I'm just surprised I've landed only on those and not the majority.
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>>39765130
Nah. My ancestor weren't criminals. I'm on the cold wet, boring and safe island. Not the hot, dry crazy and dangerous island.
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>>39765109
to be fair a lot of the initial posts were probably from people who never expected op to come back

>>39765148
hey qm whats Australia like in this setting
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>>39765157
Covered in venomous insect monstergirls I assume.
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You like really need some money, you have things you want to do! Sadly your dad has already given you your allowance, so you need to ask...

Mom.

You climb out of bed, walk out of your room and begin searching for your mother. You would put on clothes but they would get messed up badly. After some searching you find the slut/stud/slud/whatever you call her, in the living room using one of the maids throat for fun. You ignore the dward maid, bitch shouldve been an drow if she didnt want to get facefucked, and storm over to your mother. She looks up at you nonchalantly and cocks an eyebrow. "What do you want young lady? Came to drink a load or two?" She pushes off the dwarf made and splatters her with cum before standing up from her chair. The dwarf gets up and leaves as your mother turns to you with her long dick pointed at you.

You look down at your mothers intimidating dick, then back at her, and clench your teeth together. If only there was a way OTHER than this to get money. But that is a nice dick...

>"Yez mom, i came for money."
>"Nah, im just here cause I wanted some cum for breakfast."
>Screw this, use whats left on your allowance
>Write in
>Other
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>>39765182
>"Yez mom, i came for money."
Gimme gimme that cash
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>>39765182
i have to say you capture both the drow and the spoiled brat personality extremely well failure
>offer to fuck the maid in front of her in exchange for money
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>>39765182
I just realized this will be terrible. Have fun with it.
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>>39765182

>>"Nah, im just here cause I wanted some cum for breakfast."

>Once it's finished, ask her if she doesn't have something for us to do for an extra on the allowance
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>>39765214
your surprised that magical realm quest has futa mothers offering sex to there sons the moment they see them

besides anybody who can get spoiled brat drow right is a good qm in my books
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>>39765182
>Screw this, use whats left on your allowance
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>>39765182
>"Yez mom, i came for money."
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>>39765182
>"Nah, im just here cause I wanted some cum for breakfast."
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>>39765182
>>"Yez mom, i came for money."

>>39765232
>to there sons
you mean daughter?
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>>39765182
this >>39765223

>>39765232
>sons
We're a girl, you doofus.
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>>39765256
yeah daughters
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>>39765182
>write in
>giv job pls, want hire new slav
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Seems we have a tie! Ima rolling

>>39765214
>Magical realm quest
>Give option for futa
>QM's name is Failure

You expected something good?
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>>39765214
>just realized
The train was doomed but the crash will be sweet
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>>39765293
that it will be anon that it will be
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You let out an annoyed sigh and look up at your mother. Why does she have to be a futa AND be taller than you, the dumb cunt! You squat, put a hand on your mothers dick and keep eye contact with her. "Yez mom, I came for mo-" You dont get to finish before the bitch sticks her dick in your mouth and begins facefucking you. As she fucks her daughters mouth she cast a spell with a bunch of lights, has them move in a pattern, and then disperses them.

She then cums hard, and though your choking on the idiots seed she just looks down without a care. When she finishes you feel full, and then fall on your ass when she pushes you off and calls for another maid. "I zent you 100,000. Hurry uze it all zo i can fuck you again."

You then get up and scowl at her before storming away. How dare she just use you like your a maid! You spit up a glob, go get dressed, and get ready to go.

>Find your father and ask for the car
>Walk to the mall
>Have your elf butler pull the limo up
>Head over to your human friends house for some games
>Go find your damn german friends so you all can go clubbing
>Go get a job at some place
>Other
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>>39765293
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>>39765292
Yes, when the futa option was untaken.
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>>39765372
>Have your elf butler pull the limo up
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>>39765372

>Find your father and ask for the car
>Head over to your human friends house for some games
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>>39765372
>Find your father and ask for the car
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>>39765372
>Have your elf butler pull the limo up
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>>39765372
>other
Put on Prussian aristocratic garb, and ready our ceremonial matchlock, there are wars to be fought. Have our butler bring us our war horse.
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>>39765386
Do not worry mein comrade, for teh futa is not omnipresent in diz world!
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>>39765386
>not wanting to be the futa
Catastrophic faggotry
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>>39765372
>Head over to your human friends house for some games
A lesser race, a human to ourselves, some 'games' and release of pent up frustration after what just happened sounds good.
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>>39765372
>Have your elf butler pull the limo up
>Head over to your human friends house for some games

hopefully in the future we can become a futa
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>>39765372
>Go find your damn german friends so you all can go clubbing
Try not to invade Poland this time
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>>39765372
>Find your father and ask for the car
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>>39765372

Now, by clubbing, do you mean clubbing baby seals? If so, I'm all for it! If not... you disgust me.
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>>39765372
>Have your elf butler pull the limo up
So, we're insanely rich and have no morals whatsoever. Let's see if we can turn an upstanding orc into a sex offender.
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>>39765372
>>Head over to your human friends house for some games

Let's see what it does.

>How dare she just use you like your a maid!

Truly the only logical option is revenge. Let's prove her that we don't need money in exchange of her fucking us! That'll teach her.
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You call one of the few people you actually give a fuck about, and tell him to pull the car around as you walk outside. After a few minutes the limo comes and you wait for the butler to open the door. The elf, tall and handsome, lets out a sigh as he gets out of the seat to open your door. "My lady, you do know you could open the door yourself right?" How dare he talk to you that way?! You scowl at him as he opens the door, not in the mood for his attitude. "Just drive me to Melanie's house Heinrik."

The elf lets out another sigh as he gets in the limo and begins driving. "My name is not Heinrik my lady, its-" You let out an annoyed yawn and look at him. "I dont care what your name is Heinrik, just get me there!"

Heinrik shakes his head and begins driving through the streets of LA. You pass by plenty of lesser beings walking in the street, and the more you see them the more you feel like dominating the mere peasants!

>Just hold it in for when you play with Melanie
>"Thats it! Heinrik pull the car over by that(insert race and gender)
>Talk to Heinrik(write in)
>Other
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>>39765372
>Have your elf butler pull the limo up
>Head over to your human friends house for some games

>>39765486
>Seals
>Not clubbing digusting elves to death for a hobby
What are you? poor?
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>>39765582
>Other
Get him to put the limo on autopilot and come back and give us some relief
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>>39765582
>"Thats it! Heinrik pull the car over by that futa slime, you'll get a driving companion"
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>>39765582
>>Just hold it in for when you play with Melanie

>Other:start changing into the appropriate clothes for the games already.
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>>39765582
>Just hold it in for when you play with Melanie

>>39765588
>clubbing disgusting elves to death
>getting your hands dirty
>not setting up elven hunger games where the winner is brought into royalty (as a sex slave with memories of their former life erased)
What are you? Middle class?
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>>39765582
>"Thats it! Heinrik pull the car over by that(insert race and gender)
Orcish Lady. Let's see how much DOSH it takes to make her debase herself, preferably in public.
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>>39765582
>"Thats it! Heinrik pull the car over by that(elf trap)
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>>39765588

While dead elves are fucking hot, i'm of the pinion they're more useful alive.

Dead slaves can't work and corpses get too cold to fuck after a while.
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>>39765582
>Talk:"Actually, what is your name? You know, so I can forget it later when we're back in my room later?"
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>>39765582
>"Thats it! Heinrik pull the car over by that smug-looking HFY activist"
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>vote numbers drop off markedly after chargen
Never do chargen.
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>Suddenly QM is foreign

I give you chance to agree, cause me good guy, but no agree means we go to melanie's!
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>>39765686
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>>39765582
>"Thats it! Heinrik pull the car over by that slime girl
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>>39765582
>>39765596
this
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>>39765686

I don't think there will be an agreement
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As much as you would LOVE to dominate these fools, you have a place to be damnit! You hold in all your hate and anger until eventually you reach Melanie's mansion. Heinrik stops the car, gets out, and opens the door for you like a proper slave. You get out of the car quickly and hurry over to the door and slam on it repeatedly. "Melanie! Melanie! Get out here so we can have some fun!"

After a few minutes the door flies open, causing you to fall forward into Melanie's bust. The happy girl claps her hands together as your face is buried in her chest. Dumb broad slut, if she's gonna catch you in her chest it should be alot bigger! Melanie pulls your angry face back and looks at you with her stupid human smile. "Hey Rema! Are you here to play games?!"

You scowl and take her hands off of you. "It is not Rema! Its Remaliana Vischiano the fifth!"

Melanie pats you on the head(which raises your anger to heights unimaginable)and simply smiles at you. "K. So what games do you wanna play?"

>Tie her up
>Take her to the car and watch Heinrik dominate her
>Proceed to finger her hard...in the house of course
>Grab her, take her to the police station, and watch them use her as a fucktoy
>Other
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>>39765836
Take her to the nearest lost dogs home.
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>>39765836
>Take her to the car and watch Heinrik dominate her and then join in and dominate Heinrik with her
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>>39765836
>>39765855
seconding this
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>>39765836
>Other
>See if she has smash bros
>And I guess if she doesn't, just finger her. In a disinterested way of course.
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>>39765870

Seconding
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>>39765836
>>Grab her, take her to the police station, and watch them use her as a fucktoy
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>>39765870
this is good, the winner gets to dominate Henirik, the loser gets dominated by him
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>>39765870
Thirding
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>>39765836

Fourthing >>39765870

>>39765894

How about the winner get to dominate the loser, but only in the house?

spoilet: we suck at smash bros.
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>>39765939
>How about the winner get to dominate the loser, but only in the house?
that works
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>>39765939

*spoiler

Also, QM, is there magic to make boobs bigger
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Your rage has reached an all time high by this point, but going off would show you to be on her level. You grab her wrist and take it off of your head as the bimbo cocks her head confused. "I thought ya liked being patted."

You take a deep breath and proceed to look her in the eye's. Though you would love to watch her squirm you came to play games...that dont involve you dominating her. "Melanie, just...do you still have your smash bro's game?"

Melanie looks even more confused than before when you say that, and your amazed that a dumbass could get dumber. "I dont have any brothers though, but smashing sounds fun! Are we likw going to invite your father this time?" You shake your head and push by the broad before heading up to her room. On the way you pass a maid and a butler who look very at ease, the slackers. You almost stop to show them what happens to those who slack off, but continue up to Melanie's room anyway.

You ifnore her decorated and colorful room, instead heading straight to her game console. You look through her set to see that she does still have the game, one of the few things she hasnt used to get off. You put the game in, hand Melanie a controller, and get ready to play.

>Choose your character
>Winner dominates loser
>Write in(gotta say something to the dumb broad)
>Tell her to bring the butler, you need a dick to suck while you play
>Call up Heinrik
>Other
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Man, if I wasn't drunk and tweaked as fuck I wouldn't even post here, but this entire thread is gay as fuck.
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>>39766037
Cool blog post bro.
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>>39766026
Zero Suit Samus because she's a strong independent woman who don't need no man OTHER M IS NOT CANON FUCK OFF.
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>>39765956
>The entire world is a magical realm
>The world is High urban fantasy
>Is there magic to make breasts bigger

But of course! Also does everyone agree we look like this? Of course you do!
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>>39766026
>Choose your character
samus or kirby
>Call up Heinrik
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>>39766082
>halberd
Yep. Perfect.
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>>39766037
Pic related!
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>>39766082
>Also does everyone agree we look like this?
Yep, can't wait til we manage to get a futacock
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>>39766026
>Jigglypuff
>Intentionally lose
>Tell her to bring the butler AND the maid
>Call Heinrik up
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>>39766026


>Winner dominates loser
>Choose Samus
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>>39766127
You a cool dude Failure.

It takes an iron will to gaze into the seething shitstorm one has spawned, and decide 'fuck it, this is insane but it's entertaining'. Rock on, dude, rock on.
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>>39766095
>HSQ player detected
Hey, it takes all kinds.
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Melanie should help us get revenge on our mom.

She'll act as a bait and while they're busy fucking we get in and dominate the older elf until she accepts our dominance
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>>39766026
>>Winner dominates loser
>>Choose Samus
>>Call up Heinrik
>>
Seems I shall have to start writing now!
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>>39766192
>implying HALBERD is constrained to a single quest
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>>39766181

What shitstorm?

Pretty sure nearly everyone here is getting what they wanted
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You pick samus, a strong independent(inferior)female! She could be you if she wasnt a filthy human like Melanie. Melanie picks Ike, and then gives you her still dopey smile. "Dont ya think his big sword is great! Imagine if it was really his dick!" You shake your head and turn back to the game as it begins. But before it fully starts you quickly yell out: "Winner dominates loser!" And the two of you begin to play.

>Roll a d20, average of all rolls
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>>39766290
ALL GODS ARE BASTARDS
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39766290
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39766290
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>39766290
By the power of my sandwich captchas with nothing but hamburgers in them, I summon NAT 1.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>39766290

Let's not make too many roll, otherwise we'll end with 10
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39766290
Losing hard.
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>>39766317
Goddamnit.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39766290

>average
hoo boy
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39766290
It doesn't matter who wins and who loses here, we win.
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>>39766319
>>39766318
>>39766303
>>39766313
>>39766317

We're currently at 9.8
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39766290
what, no dick sucking while we play?
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>>39766339
>>39766338
>>39766337
>>39766332

8.25
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>>39766290
We can't get dommed by an inferior creature that would be preposterous
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>no Twitter
>starts with chargen
>futa option overruled
>short but fast updates
>healthy dose of pandring
>consistent QM post images
>running outside of US prime time
>dice system

Overall: 7/10 not the best start, but it has some potential
- /wqdt/
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39766290
>>
Oh yeah you did vote to call up Heinrik...

As the two of you start to go at it, Heinrik walks in the room due to your mental summons. He looks exasperated and tired, and looks between you two and the game uncaringly. "Yes my lady, what is it?"

Choose a bonus!

>"Bring your dick over here to help me focus!"
>"Cant you see Melanie needs to put her lips to use?! Hurry up and skullfuck her!"
>Pause the game, begin riding Heinrick for better focus
>Write in
>Other
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39766290
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39766290
WHAT IS THIS WE AINT GETTIN DOMMED BY NO INFERIOR BEING LOOKIN TO GET A TREE FIDDY OFF US

WE SUCKED OUR MOTHER OFF TO GET THAT TREE FIDDY, IF SHE WANTS THAT TREE FIDDY SHE CAN SUCK OUR MOTHERS DICK HERSELF
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>>39766385
we wouldnt hire some normie elf to be our butler
we hired a magical two cocked elf
>Start fucking both of us sub drow!
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>>39766385
>"Bring your dick over here to help me focus!"
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>>39766385

>Pause the game, begin riding Heinrick for better focus
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>>39766385
>>"Bring your dick over here to help me focus!"
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>>39766394
>>39766386
>>39766378

11.36

God dammit
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>>39766385

>Other
Get him to perform cunninglis
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Writing up now! That bimbo human slut wont know what hit her!!
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>>39766385
>Pause the game, begin riding Heinrick for better focus
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>>39766501

She has 45% chances of doing better than us
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You dont even look at Heinrik, too busy trying to dominate this inferior human you call a friend for some reason. But now that he is here you have an edge on Melanie! "Bring your dick over here to help me focus!" Heinrik lets out a sigh, and undoes his zipper as he walks over. Soon his throbbing cock is in your face, and you take it onto your mouth to help you focus.

The game soon starts to go in your favor, but then Melanie looks over at you and Heinrik with a sad face, before suddenly perking back up. "Gerald! Come here so we can have some fun!"

Suddenly her butler(he looks more like a street thug though)walks in smiling. He sees you two and then walks over to Melanie before whipping out his dick...which is bigger than Heinriks! She takes it into her mouth and starts doing better than you! You cant allow Melanie to win now that she has a dick as well!

>Last chance, d20!!!!
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>39766599
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>>39766615
OK no one else roll
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>>39766599
>which is bigger than Heinriks!
This won't stand!

We need to get Heinrik a bigger dick as a present for his servitude to us
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>>39766615
The one roll to rule them all! Writing!


I regret nothing about this quest! Do you anons?
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>>39766635

But I don't want to win
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>>39766728

I don't
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>>39766728
not at all
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>>39766728
I regret only that my dick cannot get any harder.
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>>39766732
Should've rolled then.
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>>39766728
I knew what I was getting into. I'm just riding this train to see where it takes me. It's starting to smell of sulphur and getting uncomfortably warm, but that's just part of the fun!
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Despite all her concentration and skill you still manage to beat your best friend! You send her character flying off the stage for the last time, and simultaneously make Heinrik send a load down your throat. Heinrik doesnt even shiver or make a face, unlike melanie's inferior human butler(thug). You swallow heinrik's load and laugh as drow superiority is shown. You turn to Melanie with a sadistic smile as you lick your lips. "Now ill show you a real game!"

The dumbass licks the cum off her lips before looking at you and cocking her head. "Uh...what game we playin?"

>Have Heinrik skull fuck her while you finger her
>Cuckqueen her with Heinrick and her butler
>Finger her...hardcore
>Write in
>Other
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>>39766935
Pull out our strapon and dominate her while her butler and heinrik fuck us in the ass and pussy repectively.
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>>39766935
>Other
Lets magic ourselves a large dick to penetrate her bimbo pussy with.
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>>39766935
>Have Heinrick facefuck her while Gerald shoves it up her ass. Finger yourself as you watch and get off.
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>>39766935
>Cuckqueen her with Heinrick and her butler
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>>39766935
>Cuckqueen her with Heinrick and her butler
and then do
>>39766959
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>>39766935
>cuckqueen
No point in punishing.. Gerald was it? No point in punishing Günter for his mistress's failings.
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>>39766935

Pull out a double-ended strap on and dominate her while Heinrik fuck her ass and her butler fuck ours
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>>39766935
cuckqueen
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>>39766984

*double-ended strapon or magic ourselves a cock and dominate
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Wouldn't cuckqueen imply we're in a relationship with her?
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>>39767012
Who knows, who cares, its madness!!!
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>>39767012
Aren't all inferior races hopelessly in love with the drow?
Or am I missing something here?
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>>39766935
>inb4 we're actually just as much of a dumb slut as Melanie. We just have a big ego.
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>>39766975
Seconding this one.
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Writing!

Funny cause this has been faster and filled with more people than all three of my other quest combined! Must be how the entire premise is sex...(now i must run every quest centered around sex)
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>>39767105
I'm half expecting to see a CoC (yes, the other one) or TiTS based quest up soon.
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>>39767105
eh theres not much correlation between those things, and running every quest centered around sex would get boring, everything needs moderation to be properly enjoyed
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>>39767066

I'd say we're at least reasonably smart by drow standard ( otherwise, our mother would have transformed us into a permanent cumdump), but our massive ego get in the way
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>>39767196
>permanent cumdump
That's our ex-sister, who was a bit more vicious and ambitious than us. She's a nice fixture in the front halls, now, but is too loose to get mum off any more.

We talk sometimes to her about our latest conquests or games, though she can't hear us of course. Make her feel a bit good and squirt and tell her we miss her. Stupid hypnosis.
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The best way to show your superiority isnt by using her worthless dumbass, its by taking full control of her butler! You look up at the human thug and snap your fingers impatiently. He better put that big dick to use! "Gunter! Come here!" He looks at you with a cocked eyebrow and shuffles a bit. "Excuse me?"

You scowl at him and turn towards him angrily. How dare he defy you! You have half a mind to have Heinrik grab your halberd so you could chop him up! Instead you pull back your anger and merely put more force behind your words. "I beat her fair and square, and we agreed that the winner dominates the loser! Now come here!"

He looks down at Melanie, shrugs, and comes over to you. Now its time to show your superior sex skills! You smirk cruelly at Melanie, who makes a confused face. "Watch and learn slut!"

>Double pussy
>Double anal
>Double oral
>One in your ass and another in your pussy
>Handjob
>Magic to make both dicks bigger(this and another option)
>Other
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>>39767291
>One in your ass and another in your pussy
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>>39767291
> Ass and pussy
>Magic a leash on Gunter and keep him as your own servant permanently.
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>>39767291
>Other
Spitroast
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>>39767291
>One in your ass and another in your pussy
>Magic to make both dicks bigger(this and another option)
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>>39767291
>>Magic to make both dicks bigger(this and another option)
Create one for ourselves, the largest of course, and make his larger.
Then we take her. We take the pussy, Gunter gets the ass.
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>>39767291
>Handjob
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>>39767291
>One in your ass and another in your pussy
>Magic to make both dicks bigger
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>>39767291
>Magic to make both dicks bigger(this and another option)
>Magic to make both dicks bigger(this and another option)
>Magic to make both dicks bigger(this and another option)
>Other
>Bellybutton and that hole in lower back of skull
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>>39767291
>Magic to make both dicks bigger(this and another option)
>Spitroast
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>>39767291

This >>39767299

+

>tie her up until she begs for us and us only
>>
Writing, also you guys forgot to add:

>Magic to make both dicks bigger
Shame on you anons. While i write you have to choose one to redeem yourself:

>Break Gunter and keep him as another stud, at least he looks like he could fight.
>Dont break Gunter, you want a halfdragon stud damnit!

>>39767285
>Hypnosis
>Implying Mom didnt just break your sister with non-stop High Impact Sexual Violence for two weeks

You underrestimate how hardcore mom can be.
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>>39767614
>>Break Gunter and keep him as another stud, at least he looks like he could fight.
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>>39767285


...

right in the feels
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>>39767614
>Break Gunter and keep him as another stud, at least he looks like he could fight.

You can never have enough of them.
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>>39767614
>Dont break Günter, you want a halfdragon stud damnit!
A half dragon with a cock is fine too...
I like that we've all already forgotten he's called Gerald
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>>39767614

>Don't break Gunter
>Break Heinrik (again)

>Ask Melanie if she'd like to be in Heinrik's position
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>>39767614
>Make Melanie into a 20 inch stud
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>>39767614
>>Dont break Gunter, you want a halfdragon stud damnit!
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>>39767614
I meant ex-sis used hypnosis on US.
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You look at the two dicks between you, and realize that they are both insuffiencient! You need a real dick damnit, one like your bitch mom and daddy have! You put down the controller and stand up as your hands begin to glow. If your mom has done anything right its teach you sex spells, the old slut/stud. You reach down and grip both dicks hard, and start giving them a superior handjob as your magic gets to work. Gunter(he better cherish that name)starts to shiver a little at your expert ministrations, while Heinrik merely ignores it with all the superior resistance of a drow!

By the time you finish both cocks have grown a good deal bigger, along with their balls, and you smile evilly as you see the changes. You look up at Heinrik as your face goes back to being angry, and snap your fingers. "Anal, now!" Heinrik grabd yous hips, lifts you up, and spears your ass with his dick. The sensation of fullness is nice, but you're not done yet. You spread your legs, and Gunter uses his inferior brain to do 2+2 and sticks himself in.

The two of them saw in and out of you rapidly, and you let out a content sigh. If only there were more cocks damnit! You look over to see Melanie starting to get herself off, and you scowl at her.

>"Put your hand down slut!"
>"If you keep doing that ill give your ass to mother, and you know how mother is!"
>Make both men cum hard now
>Keep letting that pressure and pleasure build until they naturally cum
>Other
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>>39767897
>Keep letting that pressure and pleasure build until they naturally cum
once they're done magic a big cock for us and fuck Melanie with it
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>>39767897
>Keep letting that pressure and pleasure build until they naturally cum
>"If you keep doing that ill give your ass to mother, and you know how mother is!"
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>>39767897

>"Put your hand dow
>Keep letting
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>>39767897
>Give Melanie an even bigger cock then either of them
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>>39768019
no anon, we save that for ourselves so we can fuck her properly
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>>39767897
>"Put your hand down slut!"
"Hurry up and make out with me, dumbass!"
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>>39767927
this plus

>"Put your hand down slut!"
>>
We need a spell to prevent the males from cumming. After that, summon chains to keep her from masturbating. Then fuck until we can't breathe or the males are about to die from exhaustion, and have them shoot their yummy cum down our throats. Make sure to make loud "gulp" sounds while we're at it.
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>>39768164
>Then fuck until we can't breathe or the males are about to die from exhaustion
that's just fucking retarded
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You scowl deeply, when did you give her permission to get off?! "Put your hand down slut!" She looks up at you and cocks her head confused. "Why?" Why? Why?! Cause you beat her for one! And two, she is an INFERIOR human slut, she has no right to question you. As your anger flares you clamp down on the dicks inside of you, making them only try harder to fuck you. "Because you lost, and your not aloud to pleasure yourself unless i say so! Now put your hands down." Melina lets out an "awww" and puts her hands down as she watches you get fucked.

Eventually you push both to the limit and they cum inside of you. You relish in the fullness and pleasure for a second before pushing the exhausted Gunter off of you, and letting yourself be speared deeper on Heinrik's still cumming dick. Well you beat Melina, and fucked her butler, but now your feeling bored...

>Go shopping already with your friends!
>Have Heinrik fuck Melina hardcore
>Head home, go see your bitch mother about her cock
>Call daddy and ask what he"s doing
>Go join the military so you can rape foreign sluts and studs while putting down the inferiors around the globe
>Do the american thing and watch the elections at home while fucking a few studs
>Other
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>>39768313
KISS HER YOU FOOL
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>>39768313
melina

>Go join the military so you can rape foreign sluts and studs while putting down the inferiors around the globe
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>>39768313
>>Have Heinrik fuck Melina hardcore
And magic yourself up a cock to fuck her too.
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>>39768313
>KISS HER
then go shopping
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>>39768313
>Other
Magic up a big cock for us to fuck Melanie with.
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>>39768313
>>39768356
This then >>39768353
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>>39768313

Seconding >>39768347 and >>39768356

+

>Do the american thing to do

We'll talk to mom about her dick at dinner. Though we'll have to convince her to use something else than our mouth
>>
Stalk schools for delicious /ss/ rape.
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>>39768410
we could try to convince her to teach us to bake, and ask specifically about perfect buns

or some native german pastery

>>39768417
anon, we are not sisters of battle...yet
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>>39768429
>>39768410
Maybe we could take Melanie back home to distract mom on for a time. She's gotta have a damn fine ass, as apparently her rank's not up to par.
I mean, why else are we friends with her?
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>>39768451
because she plays smash anon...and seems maliable

>>39768429
>Hey mom! can you help me put buns in the oven?

that's gonna be a fun talk...
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Writing!
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>>39768410
>>39768366
>>39768356
>>39768350
>>39768353

>All these Futa votes
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>>39768547
hey!

kissing is not that! no matter what the puritans say!

besides, we need to get some guns to make us giggle
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>>39768484
Oh like dumb middle class white kids are rare on the ground.
We picked the one that looks best with a dick spreading her apart.

>>39768547
I voted for kissing. And /ss/.
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I need some sleep, looking forward to where this goes, hopefully it doesn't get too stupid and just stays crazy fun lewd.
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Before you go shopping like you intended you might as well enjoy this dumb slut. She has the great homor and privilege of being your temporary cumdump! You snap your fingers, and Heinrik puts you as his cum and Gunter's stream out of your pussy. You look down at Helina with sneer as she sits on her fatass, which was partly the reason you decided to have her as a friend anyway! Time to enjoy your bimbo friends body.

Your hands glow as you bring them down to your crotch and begin channeling the spell. "You better be a good cumdump zlut! Showz your actually worth something." You feel the spell activate, and you smile sadisticly as the new pleasurable sensations appear on your crotch. Damn, if you didnt hate her you would actually thank mom for teaching you this spell.

You waltz over to Melina as your long and thick bitch breaker hangs over her, bigger than both males yet still not as big as moms annoyingly. Melina looks at it and licks her plush lips. She smiles and starts to reach for it before you smack her hand away. "You touch when I say you can!" You get on your knees, your substantial bust rubbing against her's, and pull the fool into a kiss. Your tongue enters her mouth and begins exploring it as you bring your dick to her pussy.

You thrust in hard, causing her eye's to widen, and begin fucking her hard while kissing her. The slits got a good pussy, and as you hold her head to your mouth. She may be worthless but damn she feels nice.

>Fill er up nice and good
>Make her look pregnant
>Do what mom would do, and let the cum flow!
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>>39768762
make her preg, and go shopping
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>>39768762
>Impregnate her
at least her kid will be 3/5ths of a person
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>>39768762
>Do what mom would do, and let the cum flow!
Gotta be a good drow and show her what a real man- er... futa can do.
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>>39768853
This sounds perfect!
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>Do what mom would do, and let the cum flow!
Down her throat it is
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>>39768762
>>39768853
fuck yes
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>>39768762
>Bukkake ending
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You grip her hips and her head before pushing one last time as deep as you can into her. Maybe this whore can be a good breeder, cause you're gonna knock her up! You cum inside of her as she moans into your mouth, and you dont stop cumming until she is swollen beyond pregnant. You pull out of your cumdump breeder and push her filthy lips away from yours. She falls on her back and lets out a giggle as she touches her stomach. "Wow its almost like im pregnant! We should totally do that again!" You shake your head, put your clothes back on, and turn to Heinrik. "Come Heinrik, lets go!"

>Bring your new breeder and drop her off at the house. Her inferior family wont miss her anyway!
>Just go shopping now and call your friends to meet you there.
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>>39769115
>>Bring your new breeder and drop her off at the house. Her inferior family wont miss her anyway!

Better keep her hidden from mom and dad
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>>39769115
>Just go shopping now and call your friends to meet you there.
No reason to keep our breeder friend at the house when she has a good one of her own.
Especially because if we bring her home, then our mom is going to end up using her and only giving us sloppy seconds.
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>>39769115
>Bring your new breeder and drop her off at the house. Her inferior family wont miss her anyway!
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>>39769115
shoppin gnow and pic her up on the way back.

don't want mom and dad finding her and using her right away
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>>39769115
>Bring your new breeder and drop her off at the house. Her inferior family wont miss her anyway!
>She can entertain Hans and mother dearest while we go shopping
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>>39769115
>Just go shopping now and call your friends to meet you there.
No way we're sharing with mom.
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>>39769115
>Just go shopping now and call your friends to meet you there.
She's kind of cute as a slutty bimbo the way she is now. Breeder slaves are such high maintenance after all.
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>>39769115

Supporting >>39769171

We need to find some kind of chastity belt to avoid others fucking her. Though it would probably be more like a chastity sarcophagus, knowing mom.

Also, I suppose we either need to shallow our pride a tiny little bit and ask our mom if she doesn't need a (mostly) non-backstaby underling for one of her schemes, or find a job.
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>>39769199
Oh wow yeah, remember what happened last time? After she was finished the poor thing was..well, sausage down a hallway springs to mind.
Barely even got to fuck the daylights out of her before mom got a hold of her! Totally unfair.
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>>39769261
We won't just be swallowing pride you realise. But it's so god damn delicious it's hard to feel too bad about it
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>>39769261
agreed. negioting with her might be difficult. and clothing will be king.

>>39769285
something like this, mom might want to get something special.

maybe dad would be more open to it, since most likely he has mistresses.
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If we are going to keep her as a slave, going to need to spell her boobs up some right? No way a breeder of ours isn't going to have udders. What would the others think?
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>>39769385
she's already larger than us. she should be fine.

remember, socially she should be nice to look at, since she technically is ours now

my question besides >>39769261
is what we are gonna get her?

and ourselves!
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You can come back for her later, you have alot of fucking shopping to catch up on. You leave your bimbo friends house, get in the car, and turn to Heinrik angrily. You have places to be damnit! "Drive Heinrik, and pick up my friends while your at it!" Heinrik sighs and starts up the limo. "Whatever you say my lady." The car pulls off, and you cast a spell to reach your friends.

>Devralina(Equal Drow)
>Gholish(Elf slut)
>Everna(Cum Slime)
>other
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>>39769512
>Gholish(Elf slut)
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>>39769512
>Devralina(Equal Drow)
Gotta have a wingdrow to really go to town on your other friends. They'll probably even enjoy it. Elves and slimes are weird like that.
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>>39769512
>Devralina(Equal Drow)
>Gholish(Elf slut)
>Sha'ress (Orc painslave)
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>>39769512
other
Karazelle, our dad's Succubus Secretary and awesome aunt like figure
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>>39769428
See
>>39765836
>Dumb broad slut, if she's gonna catch you in her chest it should be alot bigger.

She is not fine.
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>>39769637
We can probably get the spell from mom, or she can cast it herself for now.
It's not like it can be that hard, but the dick growing one came first is all.
Hey, if it's reversible then self casting it should be fun!
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>>39769512

>Devralina(Equal Drow)
>Karazelle, our dad's Succubus Secretary and awesome aunt like figure

>Tell Devralina to bring Sha'ress, her orc painslave
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>>39769659
I would like it to be reversible, tricking people and catching them by surprise would be fun.
Also
>Devralina(Equal Drow)
I wonder if we can add her to our new collection....
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>>39769512
>Devralina(Equal Drow)
>Gholish(Elf slut)
>Everna(Cum Slime)
Why not all three?
We can flip a coin with Devvy on who gets which one.
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>>39769733
>I wonder if we can add her to our new collection....
Probably not, since she's our equal.
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>>39769733
already going for the army style takeover?

Dad will laugh his ass off
>>39769767
that just means that we either need to get dirt on her, or get her so infatuated with us she will do anything to please. Love is a hell of a drug
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>>39769767
But that would be the best part...

Considering our ego, we should strive to become a queen among drows.
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>>39769798
>Queen

that means we stop. We go full Murrican God-Empress or bust
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Little busy cause im a failure! Keep it from falling off anons!
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>>39769872
we're past bump limit dude, just make a new thread
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>>39769883
way past.

also how do we archive threads now?
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>>39769798
>>39769818

Nah, we better keep our ambition in check. We don't want to end up like you ex-sister. She still go three years before she can have her conciousness again, and it's only 'cause we convinced our mom it'll be funnier for her that way.
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>>39769944
is there a backstory I am missing?

but that sounds like a good plan. maybe fight for a farm villa outside of the metroplex so we can dot over our children, grandchildren, and assorted progeny;
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>>39769929
>also how do we archive threads now?
suptg, just like always.
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>>39770028
so much has changed, but the constant warms my heart
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>>39769986
>is there a backstory I am missing?

Just saying bullshit that fit the story.

>but that sounds like a good plan. maybe fight for a farm villa outside of the metroplex so we can dot over our children, grandchildren, and assorted progeny;

In any case, we need to move up in the world a bit
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>who will mis-archive this?
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>>39770121
very true.

we also have to met dad at some point. I'd be curious if he was a complete dom, or an absolutely awesome dude, since mom is so german. maybe a happy Italian Drow to counteract her?
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Its been archived niggas! http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=magical+realm+quest

Daily reminder that ive gots a twitter: Check out Failure (@failureQM): https://twitter.com/failureQM?s=09
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Did you all enjoy this horrible doomed to crash train?!
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>>39770245
10/10 quest of the year

All years!
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>>39770245
I don't want the ride to end! Don't stop, OP!
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>>39770245
When is the next one?
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>>39770177
Sell, he's male. So inferior. I do like the idea of happy Italian though. He knows he got it good for a crow dude. Big dick, big mistress and big money.
All he has to do is smile and make business happen while his wife does the magic and pulls the strings.

>>39770245
Loved every minute. When's the next train due?
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>>39770245

Pretty great in its own way. You make your name a lie.

Nothing we can do to convice you to continue right now?
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Well anons before this quest falls off, vote!

>The wild ride never ends!
>End this horror for the day, and send it to hell until it rolls back out
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>>39770345
Eh, magic can fix that. Besides the it a in a drow are so fuzzy, and germans love that roman fascism. Wifey must find it adorable.

Wild ride never ends. It can come down for manince though
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>>39770381
Wild ride.
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>>39770381
>>The wild ride never ends!

Unless you have something else to do
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>>39770381
>The wild ride never ends!
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>>39770445
>Unless you have something else to do

Was thinking about going and running Chaste Paladin In A Magical Realm Quest cause kek
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>>39770526
Keep this one going.
Chaste paladin might be fun, even as a character for here.
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>>39770569
First order of business, give the paladin a dick if she doesn't have one.
Then tempt into fucking us.
???
Profit!
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>>39770608
>Paladin is typical animu protagonist
>Is completely oblivious to all our advances.
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Well i might as well go and make the next horrible and failing thread!

Dont forget to collect dozens of breeders to spread your bloodline. Also remember that the genetic spell makes sure they're all loyal to the family and that the kids knock up everyone!
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>>39770665
Nice



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