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You are Maria Cortez, queen bitch of Amazon Squad, formerly El Presidente's feared bodyguard harem, now a private security contractor and CIA front company. Currently, your missing is to extract a kidnapped Hotel Heiress before any sort of ransom video gets to her father. Alexis believes that she'll be able to leverage this to get the Hotel chain as a first client.

You inserted onto the island by jumping out of a low flying plane without a parachute (you only hit the water at around 40mph going sideways, much less painful than that time you did the same out of a moving truck several years back) and have eliminated one squad, and are currently outmaneuvering another. They don't move through the jungle nearly as well as you do. You've also got your pet snipers in place, and the constant threat of head explosions is doing a great job of demoralizing the enemy.

>Lets double back and lay an ambush for the squad trying to follow us.
>Have the twins drop the leader of the following squAd,they should bug out if he's gone. (Risk being spotted)
>Lets just keep moving east, they can't follow us.

This is a reboot of a Quest about a group of scantily clad women with guns.
Players vote on choices, QM reserves tiebreaker/veto privileges.
Content is a mixture of smut and tacticool violence.
>Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=amazon+merc+quest+reloaded
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>>39735438
>Lets double back and lay an ambush for the squad trying to follow us.
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>>39735438
>Lets double back and lay an ambush for the squad trying to follow us.
>Have the twins drop the leader of the following squad, we will take care of the rest
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>>39735438
I'm not even following this quest, but dayum she's hot
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>>39735438
>Lets double back and lay an ambush for the squad trying to follow us.
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>>39735633
That image is the best thing about the quest by quite a long way.
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You wish you had some claymores or Punji sticks right now, but you are pretty sure you can take them without it. It just won't be as fun.

Taking up position you wait for them to enter the forest. The kid you didn't kill last time is being lead at gunpoint by a much larger pirate who seems to be the only one enthusiastic about following a bunch of hungry ghosts into the forest. The rest are on alert, and look scared as hell.

>Wait for them to move closer.
>Have the twins drop the leader.
>Open fire.
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>>39735818
What, you don't want to play out not-Black Lagoon?
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>>39735898
>>Wait for them to move closer.
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>>39735898
>Open fire.
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>>39735898
>Wait for them to move closer.
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>>39735898
>Wait for them to move closer.
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>>39735941
>>39736074
One of the more superstitious pirates objects to this, but he is quickly shouted down by the leader. "I'm telling you, it's those skeletons we found in the Japanese bunker! We should have given them a proper burial, but YOU desecrated their bodies, now their ghosts are coming back to haunt us!'
"Japanese ghosts don't jump out of planes. It's just some snipers hiding in the forest, and they won't be able to hit us when we have tree cover. Now shut the fuck up and watch the rear."

>Announce yourself and tell them to drop their weapons.
>Open fire. (Twins no longer have line of sight)
>Let them pass
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>>39736223
>>Open fire. (Twins no longer have line of sight)
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>>39736223
>Open fire. (Twins no longer have line of sight)
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>>39736223
>Open fire. (Twins no longer have line of sight)
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>>39735818
Anyone have the original, or nontext?
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>>39736223
>Open fire. (Twins no longer have line of sight)

WooHOO!! I get Violent Lesbian Dinner Theater!
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>>39736266
That is the original, QM commissioned it. He might have a textless version.
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"Open fire" you mutter subvocaly into your throat mic. Teri's LMG is the first and the loudest, spraying bullets from side to side and sending a wave of tracers through the jungle. You are Talya pick off anybody who dosn't hit the ground immediately after. They don't have much time to react, and the ones who don't dive for cover are ripped to shreds.

>Move in and interrogate any survivors.
>Fade back deeper into the jungle, any survivors will probably disperse.
>Kill them ALL.
>>39736266
Art is by MisterShadowy, text is by me.
http://mshadowy.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Maria-529787685
http://mshadowy.deviantart.com/journal/Commissions-Open-527107806
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>>39736426
>>Fade back deeper into the jungle, any survivors will probably disperse.
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>>39736426
>Kill them ALL.
The survivors will sound the alarm.
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>>39736426
>Kill them ALL.
Also, here's a higher resolution.

>>39736507
Assuming the gunfire wasn't an alert enough.
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>>39736426
>Move in and interrogate any survivors.
they don't have radios, but they do know where the hostage is
we can always kill them after
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>>39736426
>Kill them ALL.

Rescue the rich bitch, clear out a stubborn nest of pirates. Take everything of theirs of use to add to our stash. Also, an island that only we know is unoccupied=handy
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>>39736426
>>Kill them ALL.
So you retconned the end of last thread where we had gotten to the tanker?
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>Kill them ALL.
"you reload and fire a second burst as you walk forwards, the ones hiding behind trees don't put up much of a fight. One of them tries to surrender, but you just smile and fill him with lead.
Then you put an extra bullet in the back of everyone laying on the ground. It becomes deathly quiet when your magazines empty. Good thing you brought extra.

(Extra ammo consumed)

>Loot the bodies.
>Move back into the deep jungle and loop around to the overlook.
>Head back south along the road.

>>39736606
Killing EVERYONE and looting everything only works in bad video games. You lack the manpower, ammunition, and logistics to clean this place out fully.
They also might surrender at this point if you give them a chance.

>>39736777
Yes, I figured it wouldn't be 100% fair to people who had just gotten here to jump straight in. It's only a minor rewind.
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>>39736886
>Head back south along the road.
Get a report from the twins. Is the village going crazy?
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>>39736886
>Move back into the deep jungle and loop around to the overlook.
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>>39736886

Seconding >>39736947

Hope they won't harm the hostage now that the bullets flew
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>>39736886
Before moving out, get a report from the twins on what the pirates are doing. The ones from the village, tanker, and the south boats.
Don't want to walk right into a patrol.
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Some pirates have come out of the Bunker, and another group seems to be heading for their boats.
The ones in the village look on edge. Nobody seems to be interested in going to the west half of the island, at least not until they know who won the loud gunfight.
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>>39737084
Can we swing north around the hill and try to get to the yacht?
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>>39737084
Do the twins see any exposed fuel tanks on the boats that the pirates are getting on to?
Maybe this is a chance to kill a good number of pirates and get them to look to the south while we cross the water to get to the yacht in the north.
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>>39737084
could the twins cause a distraction and fade into the jungle while we sneak around to the north of the village?
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>>39737189
"Negitive." They don't have an anti-material rifle anyways. Just a bolt action 7.62

>>39737297
"We'd love too"

>Open fire on the village from the mountain until spotted, then flee to the jungle.
>Keep over-watch while we head north.
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>>39737438
>>Keep over-watch while we head north.
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>>39737438
>Keep over-watch while we head north.
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>>39737438
>Keep over-watch while we head north.
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>>39737438
>Open fire on the village from the mountain until spotted, then flee to the jungle

With the whole catgirl motif, and their addictions, did the twins ever bring us murderpresents?
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>>39737438
>not having an anti-material rifle

It's like you don't want us to blow up fuel tanks and stuff.
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>>Keep over-watch while we head north.

You head through the jungle and around to the other side of the beach. One group of pirates has gotten on their boats and straight up left, the ones from the bunker however, have re-positioned themselves on top of the tanker, and have machine gun nests pointing at the mountains. This might be tricky. Crossing the beach will put you in a crossfire with no cover.
The yacht is floating next to the tanker, connected by a pier jutting out of a gash in the ship's side. So close yet so far.

>Looks like we'll have to swim very quietly.
>Have the twins distract the guards while we swim over.
>Lets go back the other way and try something else.


>>39737560
They've brought El Presidente murder-presents.
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>>39737768
>Have the twins distract the guards while we swim over.
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>>39737768
>Looks like we'll have to swim very quietly.
Shit, those bunker guards moved fast.
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>>39737768
>>Looks like we'll have to swim very quietly.
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>>39737827
They were moving across a beach, you were moving through the jungle. And you traveled roughly the same distance.
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>>39737768

>Looks like we'll have to swim very quietly.
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>>39737768
>Looks like we'll have to swim very quietly.
Have the twins be ready to shoot those machine gunner's.
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>>39737768
>Have the twins distract the guards while we swim over.
aim for the gunners, then get the fuck out
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>Looks like we'll have to swim very quietly.
You tell the twins to continue over-watch, and be ready to suppress the guards up top if necessary. Then you climb down the cliffs on the side facing away from the beach. Fortunately for you, the sun is going down and the pirates seem to be expecting an attack from the west, not the north.

After what feels like a very long swim, you make it to the swimming platform on the back of Milan's yacht. You notice the fiberglass is riddled with bullet holes. There is also some blood here.
You also see movement in the Tanker and hear indistinct voices.

>Enter the tanker carefully.
>Have the twins open fire on the MGs, then slip in once they start returning fire.
>Write in.
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>>39738108
>Enter the tanker carefully.
If there's movement our way, the twins would report it.
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>>39738108
>Enter the tanker carefully.
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>>39738108
>Enter the tanker carefully.

The twins vs MGs is a bad duel, let's save them until the exit.
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>>39738108
>Enter the tanker carefully.
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You enter the tanker, taking time to let your eyes adjust to the low light. Flashbangs will be very effective in here, as will the tactical flashlights on your M4s. The tanker has been gutted and is mostly hollow, a place for boats to be repaired or disassembled. There dosn't seem to be very many people in this section, but you know there is a squad on the deck above you, and you hear voices in the compartments to the aft.
You can also see people in the village on the beach through holes in the hull. Everyone seems to be paying attention to the treeline though, nobody considers that you would already be inside.

>Creep down the ship to the rear.
>Assault the rear with your flashbangs.
>Creep up to the decks and attack the squad on top from behind.
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>>39738536
>Creep down the ship to the rear.

Check our six
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>>39738536
>>Creep down the ship to the rear.
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>>39738536
>Creep down the ship to the rear.
Secure the hostages first.
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>>39738536
>Creep down the ship to the rear.
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>>Creep down the ship to the rear.

You take point with Talya behind you, while Terri covers the rear with her Saw. Slowly and methodically you make your way down the length of the ship before coming to a halt beside a bulkhead. As Terri covers, you and Talya press yourselves against either side of it and listen to the voices you hear inside.

"I'm telling you, We don't have to make a stupid ransom video. I have my own trust fund, I'll pay you myself if you don't let Daddy know I've been *SMACK*" A young female voice with an American accent complains loudly until she is cut off with a loud slap.

"AND I'M TELLING YOU! This is the way things are done. You cry to daddy, he pay us, and everyone is happy! I don't have time for your games. If you don't do what I say, I cut off your hand and mail him that instead! DO YOU UNDERSTAND" An older man with am east African accent replies. He doesn't seem very happy.
"And Why hasn't my brother gotten back yet? He should have found those intruders by now! YOU! Go tell the islanders to send another patrol after him."

>Throw flash-bangs and enter now.
>Wait for the guy to come out, and grab him.
>Tell the twins to start shooting, and flash the room when everyone is confused.
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>>39738814
>>Wait for the guy to come out, and grab him.
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>>39738814
>Tell the twins to start shooting, and flash the room when everyone is confused.
The twins are good enough at stealth and jungle warfare to outmaneuver anyone sent after them.
We can butcher the pirates in the jungle later.
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>>39738814
>Wait for the guy to come out, and grab him

Quiet until exit. I doubt Princess Moneypit will be at all useful when the shooting starts.
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>>39738814
>Wait for the guy to come out, and grab him.
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>>39738814
>Wait for the guy to come out, and grab him.
Slash his throat, on to the next.
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>>39738814
>>Wait for the guy to come out, and grab him.
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Honestly, if there is a door here its a good time for good ol' Breach and Clear scene with obligatory slow-mo.
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What are we going to do with the guy when we grab him?
There's still going to be at least one guy still in the room with the hostage, most likely armed. And since he sounds like the leader, he'll likely have some guards with him.

Are you guys seriously thinking of using the guy we grab as a hostage or meat shield?
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>>39738899
>Slash his throat, on to the next.
You mean the guys in the room?
Who we could have taken care of by using a flashbangs to breach and clear?
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>>39738930
Knife him, of course. Or if we don't have knives on our Taticool Bikinis for some reason, snap his neck.
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>>39738987
But why are we doing that instead of clearing the room?
Really, why?
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>>39738814
>>Tell the twins to start shooting, and flash the room when everyone is confused.
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>>39739009
once the noise starts in here, we're going to have angry company coming to visit while trying to extract the rich girl. Flying bullets and confinded spaces are not good for hostage rescue
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>>Wait for the guy to come out, and grab him.

You lower your rifle and draw your tactical combat knife. Mostly you find the Tanto tip useful for cutting lines of coke, but you've used it for it's intended purpose a few times.

Another pirate leaves the room, looking straight ahead, he dosn't notice you and Talya hiding on either side of him. You grab him and pull him aside. Putting one hand on his mouth, and your knife to his throat.

>Slit it.
>Gag and cuff him.
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>>39738865
>Quiet until exit
Alright, how do we quietly clear the room of the leader and his guards?
How do we do it without using our flashbangs and guns?
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>>39739053
>Slit it.
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I should tell you, these guys aren't Jihadists. With their leaders and hostage gone, they have no more reason to stick around than you do. You don't have to murder the entire island like some bad video game.
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>>39739050
And how do you expect to extract the rich girl when she's in a room with guards, if not using a flashbangs and guns?
What do you expect to happen, the pirate leader keeps sending his guards out one by one while we knife them until he leaves the girl unguarded to investigate?
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>>39739053
>>Slit it.
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>>39739066
I was hoping someone else had ideas about that. I just feel the odds are better, the fewer people there are inside.
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>>39739108
>not murdering the entire island
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>>39739108
That makes me feel better about the odds. Under those conditions, I change my vote to Flashbangs and Sniping. The sniping just to keep their heads down until we can prove their leader's dead.
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>>39739108
>not killing everyone on the island
>not letting the twins play grenade golf and knife roullete with prisoners
>not giving Hilde human test subjects
Why would we not do any of these?
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You feel warm blood ooze down your fingers as the man goes limp in your arms, It made a little noise, and as you lower the body to the floor, the people in the room stop talking.

>Wait,
>Flash the room.
>Tell the twins to open fire and then flash the room.


>>39739167
>>39739139
So NTRing some random girl from Iowa who you will never meet is unacceptable, but murdering a bunch of "honest fishermen" trying to feed their families isn't?
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>>39739053
>Gag and cuff him.
I want one person alive in case the rest of the pirates don't speak English.
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>>39739167
because we could be blowing american drug money on cocaine and hookers back at Parcel with our new pilot.
besides I think the Doc is in her slacker phase right now.
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>>39739200
>Tell the twins to open fire and then flash the room.

Go time!
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>>39739200
>Tell the twins to open fire and then flash the room.

>NTR
>ever acceptable
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>>39739200
>Tell the twins to open fire and then flash the room.

>murdering a bunch of "honest fishermen" trying to feed their families
They wouldn't hesitate to rape and kill us if the situations were reversed.
The girl from Iowa is unlikely to try to NTR us (that she's likely straight and so wouldn't be competing with us anyway is irrelevant).
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>>39739257
But NTR is neat. Oh, and rare.
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>>39739238
>because we could be blowing american drug money on cocaine and hookers back at Parcel with our new pilot.
We could loot this island of all of its guns, ammo, and money first.
Hell, if there are any pretty girls, we can sell them to Himiko.
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>>39739200
>Tell the twins to open fire and then flash the room.
secure the rich bitch, have talya play baby sitter while Maria and Teri secure the tanker guns, and use those to dissuade any heroics from the shoreline.
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>>39739302
we don't have room for anything they have, and its probably all shit anyway. even the girls
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>>39739333
Did you miss the abandoned boat at the south beach?
Besides, we already went over how there's likely more than one hostage and we would need to exfiltrate by boat in any case.
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>>39739288

Hang your head in shame.
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>>39739377
Why, because I make puns!?

PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF COMEDY!
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>>39739372
I sure hope they didn't run away with the other hostage. Or to get help.
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>>39739372
yeah, I know about the boat. its a tiny boat, and we have to fit 7+ people on it. we also know that someone on the yacht was bleeding, meaning they need medical attention. plus, all that shit that we could waste time looting is going to be worth less than whatever we could extort out of the rich girl we came to save, and we could use that money to buy better gear anyway.
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"Start shooting when you hear the bang." You mutter into the throat mic as you flick the pin out of your flashbang and toss it in the door.

You close your eyes and flick on your tactical flashlight, There is a bang, and you wheel around, slicing the pie with Talya and Terri behind you. You see several blind pirates, A blonde woman in a white one piece tied to a chair, and another woman in a green bikini tied to a bed, she appears to be bleeding from a wound in her side.

>Bang bang bang!
>Capoeira kick!
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>>39739417
But it was weak.

>>39739506
The bleeder is either on the floor somewhere in here, or more likely, shark snacks.
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>>39739506
>extort out of the rich girl
We came to save her, get the bounty for her rescue (if any) and maybe lewd her. Nothing else.
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>>39739575
>But it was weak.
It was short notice, okay!

Next time I'll make a damn good one for you!

AND YOU'LL LAUGH DAMMIT!
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>>39739506
>all that shit that we could waste time looting is going to be worth less than whatever we could extort out of the rich girl we came to save,
So you'd rather only get the blackmail money, rather than loot AND blackmail money?
Also, we don't know how small these fishing trawlers are, and there's the yacht we could use instead.
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>>39739572
>Bang bang bang!

Never bring Mortal Kombat to a Call of Duty party.
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>>39739572
>Capoeira kick !!
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>>39739572
>Bang bang bang!
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>>39739572
>Bang bang bang!
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>>39739572
>Bang bang bang!
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>>39739572
>>Capoeira kick!
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>>39739606
BRING IT!
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>>39739572
>Capoeira kick!
I want to kill the leader while he begs for his life. Can't do that if we just gun him down.
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>>39739725
>hyper-analyzing the situation and cross-referencing with joke algorithms.

>awaiting proper timing for maximum kek.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIvs0T5hf8U

You put a three round burst into everyone still standing up, by the time your ears stop ringing everyone except you and the hostages are dead, and sunlight shafts in from several new holes in the side of the boat. You and Talya slice the pie, and Teri takes up a firing position at the door.

>Check the woman tied to the chair.
>Check the woman on the bed.
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>>39739973
>Check the woman on the bed.
The one tied to the chair is our target, but she's not the one bleeding out.
Get some first aid going, and ask for a report from the twins.
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>>39739973
>Check the woman tied to the chair.
>Check the woman on the bed.
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>>39739973
>check the woman on the bed.
> have Talya check the women tied to the chair
> call the twins
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>>39739973
>Check the woman on the bed.

>read "the hostages are dead"
Now that was a jolt.
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Another of the boats has hightailed it out of here. The pirates from up top are scattering and heading back down into the boat. No idea if they are coming after you or just trying to bug out after realizing their fortress is compromised.
"HOLY SHIT I'M BLIND!" The woman screams as you approach the chair. She has no idea what's going on.

>Talk to her.
>Cut her bonds.
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>>39740143
>Cut her bonds.
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>>39740143
>Tell her she's only temporarily blinded.
>go check on the woman on the bed, for fuck's sake, since that had more votes and she's bleeding.
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>>39740143
>>Cut her bonds.
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>>39740143
>Cut her bonds.
She's also deaf.
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>>39740143
>Talk to her.

Rescuing you, shut up, eyes will be fine, blah blah blah, nice ass.
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>>39740183
>>39740190
Guys, think this through a little. She's blinded and panicking. She's going to run out of here and get herself shot if you just cut her bonds
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>>39740183
>>39740190
>>39740200
If she runs and causes us more trouble, it'll be your fault.
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>>39740143
>>Talk to her.
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>>39740215
>>39740286
Okay, why are we talking or cutting the bonds on the uninjured woman, when there is a woman bleeding on the bed?
Do you think that we have unlimited time to get her medical attention like this is a video game?
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>>39740143
> 4 to check the woman on the bed
>1 to check the woman in the chair
>1 to have Talya check the woman in the chair
Why are we not checking the woman on the bed?
Honest question here. I'm pretty sure I counted the votes right.
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>since that had more votes
whoops.

You decide the woman on the chair is probably safer immobilized until her senses return, her ears are probably still ringing anyways.

Directing Talya to watch her, you go to inspect the other woman. She's wearing a Ronin Tactical Ballcap, and bleeding from a gunshot wound in her side. Her eyes are closed but still breathing.

You check for shock and open up your Republica army first aid kit. Devised by Hilde with to reduce budget. It replaces ordinary medicine with analogous narcotics which do the same job. Much cheaper in a place like Republica.
effective.
>Rub cocaine into her wound to stop the bleeding and numb the pain.
>Inject her with heroin to kill the pain.
>Do both.
>Just change her bandages, if it was serious she'd have bled out by now.
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>>39740319
We assume Talya is doing that. We also assume the VIP is too stunned by the flashbang to realize she's been cut free and run away.
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Sorry apparently I can't count. My bad.
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>>39740370
>Rub cocaine into her wound to stop the bleeding and numb the pain.
Getting someone from Ronin dependent on us for their next fix could be useful.
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>>39740370
>Rub cocaine into her wound to stop the bleeding and numb the pain.
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>>39740370
>>Rub cocaine into her wound to stop the bleeding and numb the pain.

>>39740406
Converting her into our insider also useful.
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>>39740370
>Rub cocaine into her wound to stop the bleeding and numb the pain.
> call the twins
where the hell are those boats going?
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>rubbing cocaine directly into the wound/bloodstream

This can't go wrong.
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>>39740588
Apparently this is one of the action movie physics/glorification of drug use things.
I think she'll also be instantly addicted after a single use.

Though, we may need to use regular medkits instead of Hilde Specials in the future, simply because we can get more money/have more fun selling the drugs to the CIA and using it ourselves than saving it for use in medkits.
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You slit open the small bag of coke and lament over wasting it on what appears to be a useless Ronin Bodyguard. You dump most of it into the wound, and then snort the rest, fuck, this day has been going on for too long.
Her breathing seems to get more regular after this, and you change the bandages from dirty rags, to fresh ones from your medkit.

>>39740511
The remaining pirates are leaving the island, the second boat has left, and there is a squad of pirates moving to the last one. The twins can't get a bead on them. Looks like you'll either have to wait for Kitty to return, or see if you can get the Yacht working.

On the bright side you shouldn't expect any resistance unless re-enforcements arrive.

>>39740588
It's a legit medical procedure. Cocaine kills pain, stops bleeding, and accelerates healing. You did sort of use a lot though.

Heroin is also interchangeable with morphine, the only difference is heroin is stronger because it can pass the blood brain barrier. It was actualy invented as a treatment for morphine addiction. OOOPS.
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>>39740689
>there is a squad of pirates moving to the last one
Can we intercept them?
Let's kill a few more filthy pirates. Though if there's a good looking one among them, we can capture that one as a sex slave. Man or woman doesn't matter, we can use either one.
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>>39740728
You already murdered the cute pirate boy toy in cold blood. It was the one who survived the first squad and was being lead at gunpoint into the jungle. Too fucking late assholes.
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>>39740689
>>39740728
They're bugging the fuck out, since we took out the leader and a good chunk of their forces with no one cottoning on until it was too late. We're busy recovering the hostages to go after them.
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>>39740689
may as well check the Yacht.
have the twins come down after they confirm the last boat leaving.
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Allright. I'm getting hungry and it's a school night. I'll make dinner and be back for discussions, but I think no lewds this week. I'll try to throw you a pastebin fapfic.

The pirates are gone, there isn't much worth stealing.

You can try getting the yacht working, or wait for Kity to come back and airlift the hostages. She can make a second trip for you, or you can use the yacht.
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>>39740997
Let's see if the yacht is salvageable.
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>>39740997
Let's try to get the yacht working.
Also telling the Ace girl that we've killed the pirates so she doesn't have to run as soon as we cut her loose. Same for the Ronin girl if she wakes up.
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>Approach MIlan gently.
>Approach Milan gruffly.
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>>39740997
Yatch.

And Heroin was supposed to be safe for children.

That never is not going to be funny.
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>>39740767
>Too fucking late assholes.
If you wanted us to take him alive, you should have indicated he was worth taking alive; he would have been a liability otherwise.
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>>39741092
>Approach MIlan gently.
Make sure to impress that we're the good guys.
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>>39741092
>Approach MIlan gruffly
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>>39741104

He was probably used goods, being attractive and with pirates.
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>>39741092
>>Approach MIlan gently.
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Is Milan the type of girl that expects gentle treatment and therefore views us as "servants"?
Gruffness could result in her becoming enamored with us because we don't take her bullshit.
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>>39741092
>Approach Milan gruffly.


>>39741304
This is a good question.
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>>39741092
>>Approach Milan gruffly
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>>39740997
>I'll try to throw you a pastebin fapfic.
Something with Kitty, I hope?
Kitty and Alex?
Oh, or Talya! Have her show off the dance moves she learned as a stripper?
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>>39741493
It's most likely (hopefully) the scene with the twins that was unfortunately cut.
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>>39741522
That would be nice, too.

And Hilde is still owed a night with Maria's body, too. Maybe Maria could model the new dress uniform lingerie for Hilde to whet her appetite?
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>>39741304
we"ll see, won't we?
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>>Approach Milan gruffly
Leaving her still tied to the chair, you sit on the Milan's lap and slap her lightly across both cheeks, and pull on her eyelids to make sure she's okay "Wake up bitch, you're being rescued."

"Whaa... Alice?" She replies meekly. "I'm not Alice, your useless bodyguard is taking a little nap. Hey, hey, look at me. How many fingers is this?" You hold up your outstretched palm. "Uhh Five?" "Wrong, it's four fingers and a thumb dumbass." You jab your thumb into her forehead. "Oww. who are you? Where did the pirates go."

>laugh and introduce yourself properly.
>Keep fucking with her.
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>>39741822
>laugh and introduce yourself properly.
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>>39741822
>>Keep fucking with her.
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>>39741822
>laugh and introduce yourself properly.
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>>39741822
>laugh and introduce yourself properly.

The Pirates went in many directions, some went many directions at once
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>laugh and introduce yourself properly.

"I'm just fucking wit ya Chika. Maria Cortez, Queen Bitch of the Amazons. The pirates are gone, long gone. My employer sent me to make sure your father dosn't know what kind of fun you've been getting into.

>Untie her.
>Take advantage of her helplessness.
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>>39742034
>>Untie her.
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>>39741822
>Keep fucking with her.
we stole you. from the pirates. you have been double kidnapped. Congratulations
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>>39742034
>Take advantage of her helplessness.
Stand in front of her, strip seductively, periodically kissing and licking parts of her body as we undress her, and whisper in her ear, "I know what girls like you like. We all saw it. Relax, let me do the work."
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>>39742034
>Untie her.
we don't need ropes to take advantage of her
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>>39742034
>Untie her.

Rape is for cute boys and people who owe us money.
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>>39741892
>some went many directions at once
I ain't fighting quantum pirates, man. That shit was bullshit last time it happened.
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>>39742034
>Untie her lewdly
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>>39742118
I think you may be overthinking this, or I underthinking.
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>Untie her.

Milan flinches as You pull out your knife, it still has blood in it. Grinning, you flick it behind her and saw through the rope fibers with the serrated back edge.
"You promise not to do anything dumb once I untie you? Because if your white ass has Stockholm for big black pirate dick I'm knocking you the fuck out."
She dosn't have a reply to this, and this pleases you greatly.
"I'm kidding I'm Kidding," you say as you finish cutting the rope and stand up. "Relax, you're free now. Or will be once we can get off this island."
"What do you mean once we get off this island?" She finally says as she gets up and rubs her sore wrists.

>Tell her the situation.
>Don't answer her, look around the room for loot instead.
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>>39742239
#BALTIMORELOOTCREW
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>>39742239
>Don't answer her, look around the room for loot instead.

>ask her if the yatch still runs
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>>39742239
>Don't answer her, look around the room for loot instead.
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>>39742239
>Don't answer her, look around the room for loot instead.
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>>39742239
>Tell her the situation.
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You don't answer this question, instead you ask her a question as you turn your back on her and look around the room. "Your boat still run? It looked kinda beat up when we got here."
"Uhhh, the engine was making funny noises." She replies timidly. You make a mental note of this and proceed to ignore her.

A bunch of rusty Kalashnikovs and Chinese AR clones make up most of the weapons here, but you also find an AR10 (possibly belonging to the wounded bodyguard) with suspiciously modern looking furniture, and few RPGs. The most valuable loot however seems to be Milan's jewelry (she'll likely want that back) and a few bales of heroin and marijuana.
The Rest of the tanker has a few boats in various states of disrepair. You might be able to salvage the machine guns, radios, or engines from them. Along with a supply of marine grade biodiesel.
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>>39742466
What of all that can we carry?
Also, it is safe for the twins to get to Maria's position? If it is, call them in.
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>>39742466
Give the jewelry back to Milan. Selling it would be too difficult to get a good price on something known to belong to the Ace family.

Let's get the heroin and marijuana ready to go.

Unfortunately we don't have any mechanics (probably the kid we killed would have been a mechanic), so let's take a look at the yacht's engine to see if it's anything obvious.

Kitty should be back in a day, right?
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>>39742466
RPGs, LMGs, drugs, radios. Call Kitty for pickup status, and see if we can get one fucking working boat.
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>>39742548
>probably the kid we killed would have been a mechanic
Can we be less kill-happy next time?

>>39742604
I think we should try to get the yacht going. It's probably the biggest boat, and also has the best resale value.
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>>39742623
I'll take any boat of this shithole, but the yatch would be best.
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>>39742623
The yacht also has a few extra bullet holes and bloodstains that may lower the resale value. Still better than bad boats.
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>>39742655
Blood washes off, holes can be patched.
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>>39742548
Yeah, she'll be back in the morning. And yes, many of the people you killed would have been glad to fix a boat for you in exchange for not dieing. Instead they escaped with all the working boats.

On the other hand, you've altered the balance of power, the pirates who didn't die might be thankful you've killed their rivals.

>>39742604
They are heavy machine guns. Could be installed on the OV10, or other vehicles, but cannot be fired without a tripod of some sort.


>>39742623
The Yacht has bullet holes in the fiberglass, which will be a pain to repair and send it's resale value to hell, but it's the only thing sea worthy right now. It will just need an outboard motor cannibalized from one of the non-working boats.

Also, it's Milan's she'll probably pay to have it fixed herself so daddy won't find out.
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>>39742681
And it's reasonable to believe our Amazons know how to do both. Good point.

We could still use it from time to time instead of selling it, though. This is an island system, after all, and the less we depend on the public transport system the better.
On the minus side, less Kitty.
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>>39742735
This IS an archipelago, so the more personal transport options we have to get around (boats in particular), the better.
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>>39742723
Alright, let's see if we can patch up the holes on the yacht so that we don't take on water, and get a working motor from the other boats while we wait for Alice to wake up and for Kitty to arrive.
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>>39742723
Scavange an outboard from one of the other boats, load on the drugs, RPGs, HMGs, radios, fuel and that schmancy AR10 and get the fuck out of here. Tell Kitty so she doesn't fly back here to meet with hosed off pirates.
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>>39742792
It's a yacht, not a cruise ship.
If we're still around by the time Kitty arrives, we'll send the hostages and the twins with her and we'll go with the yacht.
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>>39742861
This is probably the best, since it will let us loot the most stuff.
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>>39742861
The OV10 can be configured to carry two stretchers and one passenger, or 5 Passengers, or 1 passenger and cargo or weapons. Medivacing Alice might be a good idea.
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>>39742861
agreed.
>>39742773
Im against keeping the yacht, but Im all for Ace and her shitty bodyguard getting us a boat. Maybe a vietnam era patrol boat.
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>>39742911
>two stretchers and one passenger
Teri with Alice on a stretcher, then?
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>>39742911
oh yeah. How soon can Kitty get back here? Medivac the wounded, Terri, and Milan, while Maria, the Twins and Talya get the yatch with all the toys out.

>>39742861
the yatch will be big enough for what we need.

>>39742932
agreed, Milan gets to keep her pretty-but-mangled boat when this is over, but we should get some water transport soon.
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>>39742969
Kitty can be back to Medivac the hostages at Dawn, then Hilde can provide discrete medical care at the facility of Milan's choosing while Alexis has a little chat with her, and you get to pilot a damaged Yacht through pirate infested waters for a few days. Joy!
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>>39743044
Crap.
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>>39743044
>pilot a damaged Yacht through pirate infested waters for a few days
Before we set out, let's get those machine guns mounted and ready to fire, and the RPG's at hand, and clean up the least-rusted AK's of the lot and get as much of their ammo as we can.

Also sounds like we should let Talya or the Twins go with Alice and Milan; we may need Terri's heavy weapons expertise.
Sniping while on a boat is pretty damn hard, though the Twins can use their MP5K's instead.

Sound like a good idea?
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>>39743100
Sounds good to me.
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>>39743100
You'll also have to worry about not being mistaken for pirates or drug runners as you enter Parcel. Need I remind you there are four navies, three PMCs, and two gangs, all of which would object to you bringing drugs and guns into their turf without filling out the proper paperwork.

Lexi may or may not be able to take care of it.
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>>39743100
or we leave the yacht, and have Kitty make two trips.
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>>39743044
Just make sure we do regular lines of coke and/or whatever other drugs we still have left and it'll be a real party!
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I noticed that Kitty has Addictions: Heroin and Marijuana.
Let's be conservative with the drugs we looted on our trip back; we can have a nice date with Kitty when we get back, letting her have some of her favorites as we seduce her properly.
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>>39743148
And pretending to be mere girls on a yacht won't work.
It''s still the best choice.
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>>39743148

What is Kitty's turn around time for a plan as Anon >>39743156 suggests.

As for bringing stuff in, perhaps Ronin can also help, as we are prioritizing their employee's rescue.
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>>39743148
>all of which would object to you bringing drugs and guns into their turf without filling out the proper paperwork.
Actually, is our PMC license still not fully processed?

Maybe we can have Kitty bring in the drugs instead, and we'll have Lexi try to get the paperwork for us ready.
We can say that these are our weapons, and we were using them to recover this yacht for its owner from pirates.
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>>39743156
That does sound like a possible option.
It would mean us sticking around on this island for another half day or so.
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>>39743211
hell, we might get more private with someone.
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>>39743200
It will be by then, but you'll still look awfully suspicious coming in.

You could probably get a lot of shit off the island in two trips though.

Trip one is the hostages, some drugs and RPGs.
Trip two is the rest of you with your gear.

You'll spend at least 18 hours on the island, pirates may or may not come back.
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>>39743211
No yacht and less loot, though.
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>>39743256
This sounds like the best possible plan
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>>39743256
Ah, but that would mean leaving the yacht behind, and Milan wants the yacht so that she doesn't have to explain it to her parents, right?

What about this?
Kitty Trip 1: hostages, drugs, RPG's
Kitty Trip 2: all but 2 AK's and a machine gun.
Yacht equipped with 1 machine gun and us with 2 AK's. We'll dump the machine gun overboard before we get within patrol range of Parcel.

2 assault rifles between 3 PMC mercs shouldn't raise any suspicions.
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>>39743256
If we can't take the yacht in good order, let's go with this.
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>>39743256
Im agree with this.
we should see if the bunker is armed while we wait.
just in case.
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>>39743323
agreed
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>>39743338
>>39743294
And what about the yacht, that Milan needs to not raise her parents' suspicions? She's less useful if her parents ground her/reduce her allowance.
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Gotta work in the morning, G'night Handler, its been fun.
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>>39743321
we should ask if she wants the yacht before we commit to spending days in pirate territory in a shot up boat. remember, the yacht isn't designed to take bullets
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>>39743369
ran into a reef and was abandoned, tears and horror on a lifeboat until locals found her and helped.
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Oh yeah, almost forgot to archive.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39735438/
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>>39743394
Considering how rich the Ace's are, there's going to be an insurance policy on that yacht. Then the insurance company is going to investigate, and if it's Lloyd's, there's going to be a lot of trouble.
Not to mention, there are maritime reports that would need to be filed.

If their daughter lost an expensive yacht, then her parents will investigate and it will come back to bite us.
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>>39743557
Lexi can smooth it all out (Probably).
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>>39743597
The entire point of rescuing Milan was to get leverage and have a powerful heiress indebted to us for cheap, not tack on additional expenses.
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>>39743557
It will come back to bite her. We rescued her before anyone knew she was gone, then kept the whole thing quiet at her request. the only thing this does to us is give us a reputation for speed, ability and discretion.
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>>39743632
It would also lose us any leverage we would have on her, which was the whole point of the operation.
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>>39743627
you make a strong argument
however "pilot a damaged Yacht through pirate infested waters for a few days" is a stronger one.
Im not 100% against taking the yacht, but we better make sure that its the best choice in terms of reward before we do so.



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